Paul Frank Pirate Skurvy Cruiser

If you happen to live near a beach, you'll want to check out this Paul Frank Pirate Skurvy Cruiser by Nirve ($320). It features a "Galaxie" frame, blacked out hardware with Paul Frank Skurvy character, vintage grips, a double-spring saddle, and alloy rims with stainless steel spokes. Its black front basket is a great place to carry a beach-side picnic, or a six-pack for beach-side drinking. We suppose you don't really need to live near a beach to use the bike, but doesn't "beach cruiser" sound so much better?