Pioneer Elite Kuro Projector

Pioneer is bringing its award-winning Kuro black levels and pristine 1080p picture to the high-end home cinema market with the new Elite Kuro Projector ($9,000). Based on the JVC DLA-RS2 projector ($8,000), the Kuro projector features LCoS 1080p technology which "produces one of the highest native contrast ratio and superlative picture performance with attributes that include deep blacks, rich colors and the unmistakable look of film." It also features a wide lens shift capacity, dual HDMI 1.3 support, and advanced calibration.

BBQ Sword

Aspirations of becoming a Zorro-like swordsman getting in the way of your grilling? Combine the two with the BBQ Sword ($30). This two-pronged fork looks more like a slashing apparatus than a cooking utensil, all the way down to the stainless steel hilt and included cardboard mask to hide your identity. Just remember to stab the meat, not your guests. [via]

Ben Sherman 70's Aviator

Bust out the polyester, chest hair, and gold chains: they'll all look great with these Ben Sherman 70's Aviator Sunglasses ($115). The squared shades are handmade with light amber tortoise shell acetate, and feature gradient amber tint and an included carrying case. In a word? Funky.

Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack

Standing at less than 10-inches tall, the Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack ($60) lets you rock out just about anywhere. It features two speaker cabinets with a head, as well as gain, volume, and tone controls. The Micro Stack is powered by a single 9V battery and is said to be "powerful enough to blow the windows out of a doll house." Har.

Iceberg Water Climber

Have some faux-arctic fun this summer on this 14' Iceberg Water Climber ($6,475). The enormous, floating inflatable iceberg features three climbable sides of varying difficulty and one side with a giant slide. It's made of commercial-grade 28-ounce DTEX PVC for extra durability.

Typhoon Nonstick Hot Wok

Great for wannabe Asian chefs, the Typhoon Nonstick Hot Wok ($30) offers an asymmetrical shape that makes it easy to toss and turn food when stir-frying. Made of carbon steel with a nonstick finish, the wok also features a quick-heating flat bottom and an ergonomic stay-cool handle. Also pick up a Wok Utensil Set ($15) and some All-Natural Stir Fry Tea Oil ($17).

Yamaha FX Cruiser SHO

Rule the waves on the 2008 Yamaha FX Cruiser SHO ($12,800). This high-end jet ski boasts tons of power, thanks to an all new 1.8-liter supercharged engine, the world's first hull and deck manufactured using nanotechnology, reducing weight by 25%, and the industry's first cruise control system. Other killer features include a remote control transmitter and security system, a 19.8-gallon cooler, self-draining beverage holders, dual mirrors, and great looks. Available in Platinum Metallic or the Iron Man-style Crimson Red Metallic.

Index Chopping Boards

Ever freak out over cross-contamination in your kitchen? These Index Chopping Boards ($85) are here to help. Color-coded for different food types (red/raw meat, white/cooked foods, blue/fish, green/fruits and veggies), all four boards are dishwasher safe, and are stored in a stylish vertical filing unit. Never again will you accidentally cut your limes on the same board as you cut your steaks.

Vans Zapato Del Barco

Half boat shoe, half skater shoe. All lazy casual. The Vans Zapato Del Barco ($59) is a available in black, khaki (shown), navy, or white canvas. Slight fraying adds to the party.

Black iPhone Custom

No, that's not the elusive 3G iPhone. And no, it's not a paint job either. Knight Creations' Black iPhone Custom ($849) is a 16GB iPhone that has been upgraded with black replacement parts, including an anodized aluminum back and TiAlN-treated Apple logo and front bezel. If you just want to give your iPhone a new life, the iPhone Custom service ($299) lets you send it in and get the new armor installed for a lot cheaper. It took about a week from the time we sent our test iPhone in until the time our upgraded Darth phone arrived at Uncrate HQ. The fit and finish is nothing short of spectacular. While it's tough to make the iPhone actually look better than Mr. Jobs intended, Knight Creations has pulled it off. Also, the beauty of the black-out service is that if your iPhone is a bit scuffed up, the replacement parts make it look absolutely new again. Also offered is a black iPod Nano ($99 yours/$329 new) and a black iPod Touch ($129 yours/$539 new).

Pioneer Kuro Plasma Displays

The king of plasma is back — and he's got an even darker outlook on things. Pioneer just announced its 2008 line of Kuro Plasma HDTVs, which feature black levels five times deeper than the award-winning 2007 models. The 1080p displays, which now measure only 3.7-inches thick, come in two standard models — the 50-inch PDP-5020FD ($4,000) and 60-inch PDP-6020FD ($5,500). Pioneer is also selling two Kuro Elite models — the 50-inch PRO-111FD ($5,000) and 60-inch PRO-151FD ($6,500). The Elite TVs feature an enhanced "Optimum mode," which "seamlessly examines the sound, picture and room light conditions at the same time and adjusts the audio and video settings by the slightest variation to deliver a near flawless viewing experience."

Martin + Osa

Named after famed travelers Martin and Osa Johnson, Martin + Osa is a new store from American Eagle, featuring higher-end goods and a more adult style. There's plenty to check out, from the standard polos to Ray Ban sunglasses, but with only 20 brick-and-mortar stores opened, your best bet might be to browse online. Our favorites from the new store's summer collection? The plaid Yard-Dyed Cargo Short ($58), the refreshingly plain Full-Zip Track Hoodie ($68), and the Waxed Canvas Messenger Bag ($70).

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

In need of some truly off-the-wall comedy? Starring comedians Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Season 1 ($15) fits the bill with hilarious sketches, songs, and mock commercials. The show also offers up tons of celebrity cameos — don't miss John C. Reilly's hilariously inept Dr. Steve Brule — and plenty of low-end production. It's like a modern day Flying Circus on crack.

Rice & Feed Laundry Bag & Wastebasket

Add some flair to your boring laundry routine with the Rice & Feed Laundry Bag & Wastebasket ($20-$36). Made from durable fabric used in authentic feed and rice bags, the designer employs disabled and disadvantaged Cambodian villagers to handcraft each piece, adding a personal touch that can't be found in those laundry bags at Pottery Barn. [Thanks, Ryan | via]

Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set

Instantly become the envy of all the neighborhood guys with this Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set ($8,600). This massive collection includes a garage full of tools, including a 300 pc. Base Essentials Set, 198 pc. Professional Essentials Set, 189 pc. Specialized Essentials Set, 204 pc. Advanced Access Pro's Set, 106 pc. Advanced Professional Tool Set, 89 pc. Specialized Access Professional Tool Set, 83 pc. Ultimate Fully-Polished Ratcheting Set, 77 pc. Heavy-Duty Mechanic's Set, 94pc. Auto Specialty Professional Tool Set, and 130 pc. Professional Impact Set. [Thanks, Mike]