Revenge CD

If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the Revenge CD ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party of at least 200 people, and an orgasm. Crank it up, go about your business (while wearing the included earplugs), and wait for the asshat upstairs who walks like an elephant to lose it.