Get a shiatsu-style massage from the comfort of your own home with the Dry Water Jet Massager ($29,500). This unit uses 28 nozzles to deliver streams of water that replicate a real massage, using a pliable polymer sheet to keep you dry. Features include adjustable water temperature, pressure, and pulse intervals, a built-in 7-inch LCD with DVD player, included Bose headphones, and an integrated aroma diffuser. Happy ending option unfortunately not available.
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