If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin'.
SaveLike bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]
SaveA summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for it — Bacon Salt, making them the ultimate man snack.
SaveWhether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than the Guinness Book of World Record, Blair's line of Death sauces includes four unique handmade mixtures — Original Death, Jalapeño Death, Sudden Death, and After Death, in order of spiciness — that are sure to give anyone a near-death experience.
SaveWhether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.
SaveNeed a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and more, all of which should leave you ready to go harder, better, longer, and stronger than usual.
SaveLand-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a knife, gloves, and hat, Island Creek gets the goods out to you in 24 hours, with a guarantee of freshness that comes from inspecting each oyster 15 times over the course of its life to make sure you get only the freshest, most delectable shellfish around.
SaveSpice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting item that is great by itself or in a number of other dishes and libations.
SaveGet four pounds of ready-to-grill meaty goodness in the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler ($50). Flavors include traditional German Bratwurst, spicy Cajun-style Andouille, "light and fruity" smoked Chicken-Apple, and sweet Italian-style sausage.
SaveWhether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.
SaveLike bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]
SaveSpice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting item that is great by itself or in a number of other dishes and libations.
SaveA summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for it — Bacon Salt, making them the ultimate man snack.
SaveGet four pounds of ready-to-grill meaty goodness in the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler ($50). Flavors include traditional German Bratwurst, spicy Cajun-style Andouille, "light and fruity" smoked Chicken-Apple, and sweet Italian-style sausage.
SaveIf your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin'.
SaveWhether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than the Guinness Book of World Record, Blair's line of Death sauces includes four unique handmade mixtures — Original Death, Jalapeño Death, Sudden Death, and After Death, in order of spiciness — that are sure to give anyone a near-death experience.
SaveLand-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a knife, gloves, and hat, Island Creek gets the goods out to you in 24 hours, with a guarantee of freshness that comes from inspecting each oyster 15 times over the course of its life to make sure you get only the freshest, most delectable shellfish around.
SaveTimes have definitely changed since the first Thanksgiving, but you can still get a taste of the frontier life with a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey ($120-$200). Grown on an open range using vegetarian feed, these birds are raised to the American Poultry Association's Standards of Perfection, on farms that are the first to receive the Animal Welfare Institute's Animal Welfare Approved certification. Oh yeah: we hear they're pretty damn tasty, too. [Thanks, James]
SaveFrom the makers of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes a bacon-flavored product that you don't even have to eat. J&D's Bacon Lip Balm ($13/4-pack) will protect your lips with beeswax, aloe vera oil, Vitamin E acetate, and other ingredients, all while offering a subtle bacon flavor both you and your partner can enjoy.
SaveMost of us don't have the engineering, design, or architectural chops to recreate any of Frank Lloyd Wright's masterworks, but we can anyway, thanks to these new Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Building Sets ($TBA). Licensed by the Frank Lloyd Wright Collection, these terrific sets — of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum and Fallingwater — were developed in collaboration with leading architects to be as accurate as possible, and come with booklets that not only tell you how to build you own model masterpiece, but exclusive archival historical material and photographs of each building, as well. [Thanks, Kris]
SaveEver wish you could combine your dual-monitor setup into one behemoth display? Get ready, because your wish has come true in the NEC CRV43 Curved Widescreen Display ($8,000). Boasting a unique curved design that's sure to immerse you more than a standard two display setup, this beauty also features a 2880x900 double WXGA resolution, a 10,000:1 contrast ratio, single link DVI-D and HDMI inputs, USB 2.0 ports, an on screen display, and the assurance that you have the most unique monitor in the neighborhood. [via]
SaveEver wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying? Now you can, with the Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler ($120). Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the Jägermeister Tap Machine to deliver ice-cold shots straight from the external tap.
SaveShow your fang affiliation by stocking your fridge with Tru Blood ($16). Based on the synthetic blood drink favored by the more civilized vampires of HBO's True Blood, this carbonated real-world version packs a slightly sweet, slightly tart blood orange flavor and a rich red color that will have guests wondering if you're drinking the real thing.
SaveFlapjack lovers, rejoice. Now you can make fresh, 97% fat-free pancakes in as little as 30 seconds using the ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine ($3,500). This microwave-sized wonder uses no-mess batter pouches to crank out stack after stack of four- inch diameter pancakes, and doesn't even require supervision, letting you cook up breakfast for you and your crew while you get your other morning activities out of the way — like taking a shower, brushing your teeth, or downing a half-dozen mimosas.
SaveWe love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the day.
SaveOne of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly in the freezer, and won't impart any flavor to your favorite blend.
SaveTempted by the MINI's go-cart handling, but not a fan of its boxy exterior? The MINI Coupé Concept ($TBA) is for you. Ready to accept any of MINI's powerhouse engines, including the 1.6L twin-scroll turbocharged unit from the MINI John Cooper Works, this stylish two-seater pairs a decidedly MINI-like bottom with an aggressively designed upper half, including a swept back windshield, short contrast roof, hidden B-pillars, and more sexy than every other modern MINI combined.
SaveLeave it to the air maestros at Dyson to create a fan with no blades. The Dyson Air Multiplier ($300-$330) uses a fairly ingenious design to suck air into the base, accelerating it through an small aperture in the device's ring and then over a ramp to channel its direction. As it happens, this also causes the air behind and around the machine to be drawn into the airflow, creating a smooth stream of air amplified 15 times, without the unpleasant buffeting caused by the blades of a traditional fan chopping the air. The only downside? It's a $300 fan.
SaveWhat good is a portable hard drive if you're afraid to take it anywhere? With the Hitachi SimpleTough Hard Drive ($100-$135), you simply grab your data and go. Featuring a rugged body with grippy rubber sides and a smooth rubber body, the SimpleTough can withstand drops of up to 7 feet and also offers underside lighting and an integrated USB cable, giving you one less thing to remember when packing for your next spy mission.
SaveTackle the great outdoors -- or just yard work -- in the coldest of weather in the Timberland Utility Jacket ($150). With straightforward looks, it's not exactly a flashy piece of outerwear, but it does the job, with a rugged cotton twill outer, nylon polin and polyester fleece lining, a front zipper with button flap cover for added wind protection, dual snap-close side pockets and two cargo-style chest pockets, slightly distressed details for a worn-in look, and stitched down shoulder epaulettes.
SaveKnown primarily for its sporty pro outerwear, the new line of Arc'teryx Veilance ($175-$1,000) tops, coats, and pants combines tough, outdoor-ready fabrics like Gore-Tex and Paclite with more traditional cuts and syling, letting you dress your best no matter what the weather's like outside. And no, we don't know how you're supposed to say "Arc'teryx."
SaveThink you've seen or read all the great books and films there are to digest? Think again. City Secrets Books & Movies ($14 each) are your guide to gems of cinema and literature that are mostly overlooked, compiled from recommendations given by some of the world's most well-respected minds on either subject, including Alec Wilkinson, Kenneth Turan, Marty Scorsese, and Sidney Lumet. Good luck finding copies of — and time to watch and read — all of them.
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Looking for a way to monitor your energy usage and cut down on power bills during the economic crunch? Check out the Black & Decker Power Monitor ($100). This easy-to-use device provides real-time electricity use, cost, and outdoor temperature readings, thanks to a wireless sensor that attaches to your electricity meter. Offering an Appliance Mode that isolates the cost of individual appliances or gadgets, it could save you up to 20% each month on your power bill — meaning it should pay for itself in no time.
SaveWho needs buttons? Apple's Magic Mouse ($69) eschews mechanical buttons and scroll wheels, letting you navigate using the same Multi-Touch technology used on the iPhone and MacBook trackpads. The sexy, seamless, touch-sensitive device works as a single or multi-button mouse with advanced gesture support, allowing you to scroll, pan, or swipe with ninja-finger skill. Works for you freakish lefties too.
SaveWhat would you pay to be Don Draper or Roger Sterling? How about to look like them? The Brooks Brothers Mad Men Edition Suit ($1,000; October 19) pays homage to AMC's hit show with a medium gray sharkskin suit designed by Janie Bryant, the Emmy-nominated costume designer for the show, and is modeled after Draper's and Sterling's wardrobes. Features include a noticeably slim cut, diagonal pockets, narrower notch lapels, and side vents. Limited to just 250, the suit is made in a Brooks-owned factory in Massachusetts, and while it might be more classically stylish than your current attire, don't expect it to magically turn you into Jon Hamm.
SaveJust in time for undeadliest of holidays comes The Horde T-Shirt ($18). This black American Apparel tee sports a terrific print of a single character wielding multiple weapons on the roof of a car as a horde (get it?) of zombies surround him. While it won't pass as a costume per se, it's certainly festive, and if you happen to harbor a secret zombie obsession, you'll no doubt find yourself wearing it all year long.
SaveTimes have definitely changed since the first Thanksgiving, but you can still get a taste of the frontier life with a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey ($120-$200). Grown on an open range using vegetarian feed, these birds are raised to the... [More]
If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable... [More]
Like bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake... [More]
A summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for... [More]
Whether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family,... [More]
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Whether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a... [More]
Need a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and... [More]
Land-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a... [More]
Spice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra... [More]
Get four pounds of ready-to-grill meaty goodness in the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler ($50). Flavors include traditional German Bratwurst, spicy Cajun-style Andouille, "light and fruity" smoked Chicken-Apple, and sweet Italian-style sausage.... [More]
Ever wish you could create your own flavor of chips? Now you can. The Kettle Chips Create-a-Chip Kit ($15) provides everything you need to create your own crunchy masterpiece, including seven bags of all natural seasoning blends, four bags of... [More]
It's one thing to snack on chips while drinking beer, but what about snacking on chips that taste like beer? Beer Chips ($4/9 oz bag) are thick, kettle-style chips that are made with beer, giving them a bar-worthy flavor that's... [More]
Tired of waiting in line to buy sub-par vegetables under the florescent lights of your local grocery store? Now's the time to start growing your own vegetables, just like the first family. This Gardening for Dummies Veggie Kit ($20) includes... [More]
You gotta love something that says "Great for children! Better for adults!" on the box. These Big Shott's Edible Shooters ($9) are perfect for serving your favorite dessert liqueur. The box contains 16 chocolate-lined wafer cups, each holding one ounce... [More]
Less is more with Häagen-Dazs Five Ice Cream ($7). The all-natural ice cream eschews using the scientific sounding stuff for only five standard ingredients — like milk, cream, sugar, eggs, and vanilla beans. Flavors include Mint, Ginger, Coffee, Vanilla Bean,... [More]
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