Times have definitely changed since the first Thanksgiving, but you can still get a taste of the frontier life with a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey ($120-$200). Grown on an open range using vegetarian feed, these birds are raised to the American Poultry Association's Standards of Perfection, on farms that are the first to receive the Animal Welfare Institute's Animal Welfare Approved certification. Oh yeah: we hear they're pretty damn tasty, too. [Thanks, James]
SaveIf your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin'.
SaveLike bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]
SaveA summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for it — Bacon Salt, making them the ultimate man snack.
SaveWhether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than the Guinness Book of World Record, Blair's line of Death sauces includes four unique handmade mixtures — Original Death, JalapeƱo Death, Sudden Death, and After Death, in order of spiciness — that are sure to give anyone a near-death experience.
SaveWhether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.
SaveNeed a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and more, all of which should leave you ready to go harder, better, longer, and stronger than usual.
SaveLand-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a knife, gloves, and hat, Island Creek gets the goods out to you in 24 hours, with a guarantee of freshness that comes from inspecting each oyster 15 times over the course of its life to make sure you get only the freshest, most delectable shellfish around.
SaveSpice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting item that is great by itself or in a number of other dishes and libations.
SaveWhether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.
SaveLike bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]
SaveSpice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting item that is great by itself or in a number of other dishes and libations.
SaveA summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for it — Bacon Salt, making them the ultimate man snack.
SaveIf your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin'.
SaveWhether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than the Guinness Book of World Record, Blair's line of Death sauces includes four unique handmade mixtures — Original Death, JalapeƱo Death, Sudden Death, and After Death, in order of spiciness — that are sure to give anyone a near-death experience.
SaveLand-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a knife, gloves, and hat, Island Creek gets the goods out to you in 24 hours, with a guarantee of freshness that comes from inspecting each oyster 15 times over the course of its life to make sure you get only the freshest, most delectable shellfish around.
SaveGetting ready for movie night at home? You may not be able to beat the local cineplex's huge screen or THX-certified sound system, but you can best them on drinks and snacks, starting with Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes). From the same great minds that brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes this microwaveable bacon-flavored popcorn, with just the right hint of butter and outstanding real bacon taste. Grab your favorite beer, sit down in your own recliner, and enjoy.
SaveTimes have definitely changed since the first Thanksgiving, but you can still get a taste of the frontier life with a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey ($120-$200). Grown on an open range using vegetarian feed, these birds are raised to the American Poultry Association's Standards of Perfection, on farms that are the first to receive the Animal Welfare Institute's Animal Welfare Approved certification. Oh yeah: we hear they're pretty damn tasty, too. [Thanks, James]
SaveFrom the makers of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes a bacon-flavored product that you don't even have to eat. J&D's Bacon Lip Balm ($13/4-pack) will protect your lips with beeswax, aloe vera oil, Vitamin E acetate, and other ingredients, all while offering a subtle bacon flavor both you and your partner can enjoy.
SaveMost of us don't have the engineering, design, or architectural chops to recreate any of Frank Lloyd Wright's masterworks, but we can anyway, thanks to these new Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Building Sets ($TBA). Licensed by the Frank Lloyd Wright Collection, these terrific sets — of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum and Fallingwater — were developed in collaboration with leading architects to be as accurate as possible, and come with booklets that not only tell you how to build you own model masterpiece, but exclusive archival historical material and photographs of each building, as well. [Thanks, Kris]
SaveEver wish you could combine your dual-monitor setup into one behemoth display? Get ready, because your wish has come true in the NEC CRV43 Curved Widescreen Display ($8,000). Boasting a unique curved design that's sure to immerse you more than a standard two display setup, this beauty also features a 2880x900 double WXGA resolution, a 10,000:1 contrast ratio, single link DVI-D and HDMI inputs, USB 2.0 ports, an on screen display, and the assurance that you have the most unique monitor in the neighborhood. [via]
SaveEver wish you could take a JƤgermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying? Now you can, with the JƤgermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler ($120). Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the JƤgermeister Tap Machine to deliver ice-cold shots straight from the external tap.
SaveShow your fang affiliation by stocking your fridge with Tru Blood ($16). Based on the synthetic blood drink favored by the more civilized vampires of HBO's True Blood, this carbonated real-world version packs a slightly sweet, slightly tart blood orange flavor and a rich red color that will have guests wondering if you're drinking the real thing.
SaveFlapjack lovers, rejoice. Now you can make fresh, 97% fat-free pancakes in as little as 30 seconds using the ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine ($3,500). This microwave-sized wonder uses no-mess batter pouches to crank out stack after stack of four- inch diameter pancakes, and doesn't even require supervision, letting you cook up breakfast for you and your crew while you get your other morning activities out of the way — like taking a shower, brushing your teeth, or downing a half-dozen mimosas.
SaveOne of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly in the freezer, and won't impart any flavor to your favorite blend.
SaveWe love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the day.
SaveTempted by the MINI's go-cart handling, but not a fan of its boxy exterior? The MINI CoupƩ Concept ($TBA) is for you. Ready to accept any of MINI's powerhouse engines, including the 1.6L twin-scroll turbocharged unit from the MINI John Cooper Works, this stylish two-seater pairs a decidedly MINI-like bottom with an aggressively designed upper half, including a swept back windshield, short contrast roof, hidden B-pillars, and more sexy than every other modern MINI combined.
SaveTackle the great outdoors -- or just yard work -- in the coldest of weather in the Timberland Utility Jacket ($150). With straightforward looks, it's not exactly a flashy piece of outerwear, but it does the job, with a rugged cotton twill outer, nylon polin and polyester fleece lining, a front zipper with button flap cover for added wind protection, dual snap-close side pockets and two cargo-style chest pockets, slightly distressed details for a worn-in look, and stitched down shoulder epaulettes.
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Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute ($14) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd. Aimed at older viewers, and garnering standing ovations at JoeCon Comic-Con, Resolute consists of 11 episodes (ten 5-minute episodes and one 10-minute finale) totaling 60 minutes. We won't tell you the plot, but let's just say Cobra Commander goes totally apocalyptic on Moscow. In the first four minutes. Can someone please start a petition to turn this into a regular weekly series? Oh, and don't forget the toys.
SaveWhat good is a portable hard drive if you're afraid to take it anywhere? With the Hitachi SimpleTough Hard Drive ($100-$135), you simply grab your data and go. Featuring a rugged body with grippy rubber sides and a smooth rubber body, the SimpleTough can withstand drops of up to 7 feet and also offers underside lighting and an integrated USB cable, giving you one less thing to remember when packing for your next spy mission.
SaveHaving a big-ass tool set is all well and good, but when you can have the most popular sockets on hand in just one tool, why bother? The Black & Decker Ready Wrench ($30) offers exactly that, with 16 of the most popular sockets — in both standard and metric — on rotating heads on either end of the tool, ready to replace both one- and two-inch deep sockets. With a rubber grip for added comfort, it'll let you save the big tool set for those really tough jobs — like assembling Ikea furniture.
SaveSimplify the process of installing the apps you want on your Windows machine with Ninite. This awesome free service lets you choose from a range of applications, plug-ins, utilities, and other goodies that might normally take hours to download separately, with a "Get Installer" button at the bottom that will do all the heavy lifting for you, creating a simple, one-step app that will install all of the software you chose in one fell swoop. Good for Windows XP, Vista, and Windows 7.
SaveWe've seen plenty of not-so-hot iPhone cases that have tried to tack wallets on as an afterthought, but this is the first time we know of it's been done the other way around. The Hard Graft Phone Card Wallet (ā¬79; $120) is a slim, front-pocket style credit card wallet that's built with such strong elastic tape that it can also hold a phone inside for a decidedly less-slim solution. Other features include grey vegetable tan leather construction, seven card slots, and measurements that happen to hold an iPhone perfectly.
SaveIf you're into gadgets, and if you're reading this that's highly likely, then you no doubt have several SD and/or microSD cards laying around — so turn them into USB drives using the LaCie DataShare ($13). The DataShare breaks into two halves — red for SD and white for microSD — that fit together to form one solid, easily-portable storage solution.
SaveInfinity pools have been around for a while, so it only makes sense someone would apply the same idea to another home-sized water feature: the aquarium. ZeroEdge Aquariums ($600 and up) do exactly that, providing overflowing aquatic environments for all types of fish and sea creatures in a variety of styles and shapes, ensuring you can find one that's right for your home or office. Just remember: no edge equals no lid, so be sure to keep the Darla-types away. [Thanks, Brian]
SaveWe're quite used to seeing tons of tools crammed into a pocket knife-sized package, but it's not everyday you see the same thing done to an axe. The Brook & Hunter Mo-Tool Axe ($40) brings the handyman heat with a capable axe blade and hand-crafted red oak wood inlay handle, plus a hammer head, screwdrivers, knives, a can opener, wire cutter, file, pliers, and a wrench.
SaveGetting ready for movie night at home? You may not be able to beat the local cineplex's huge screen or THX-certified sound system, but you can best them on drinks and snacks, starting with Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes). From the... [More]
Times have definitely changed since the first Thanksgiving, but you can still get a taste of the frontier life with a Good Shepherd Heritage Turkey ($120-$200). Grown on an open range using vegetarian feed, these birds are raised to the... [More]
If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable... [More]
Like bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake... [More]
A summertime tradition gets a swift kick to the nether regions with Bigs Sunflower Seeds ($17/12-pack). In addition to bigger, tastier seeds, Bigs offers a variety of well-known flavors, including Frank's Redhot, Vlasic Pickle, Zesty Ranch, and — wait for... [More]
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Whether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family,... [More]
Whether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a... [More]
Need a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and... [More]
Land-locked but missing that fresh taste of the ocean that only comes with fresh oysters? Satisfy your craving with Island Creek Oysters ($18-$100). Available by the dozen, by the hundred, or in a gift pack containing three dozen oysters, a... [More]
Spice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra... [More]
Get four pounds of ready-to-grill meaty goodness in the Harry & David International Sausage Sampler ($50). Flavors include traditional German Bratwurst, spicy Cajun-style Andouille, "light and fruity" smoked Chicken-Apple, and sweet Italian-style sausage.... [More]
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It's one thing to snack on chips while drinking beer, but what about snacking on chips that taste like beer? Beer Chips ($4/9 oz bag) are thick, kettle-style chips that are made with beer, giving them a bar-worthy flavor that's... [More]
Tired of waiting in line to buy sub-par vegetables under the florescent lights of your local grocery store? Now's the time to start growing your own vegetables, just like the first family. This Gardening for Dummies Veggie Kit ($20) includes... [More]
You gotta love something that says "Great for children! Better for adults!" on the box. These Big Shott's Edible Shooters ($9) are perfect for serving your favorite dessert liqueur. The box contains 16 chocolate-lined wafer cups, each holding one ounce... [More]
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