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Dolce & Gabbana Striped Shirt

Whether we like it or not, sometimes we have to dress up — but that doesn’t mean we can’t look good doing it. This Black Shirt with silver stripes from D&G ($285) features a hidden button front, a chest pocket, and a stretchy consistency (75%... [More]

Hugo Boss Clifford Shirt

You can never have too many shirts to wear with your suits. And when you find one you like, buy it — because no one shirt fits the same and you might not ever find the same one again. The Hugo Boss Clifford Shirt ($75)... [More]

Armani Exchange Reversible Shirt

Simple button-down shirts are always good to have around, as they are good-looking as well as versatile — but not as versatile as this. The Reversible Shirt from Armani Exchange ($70) is available in two colors, each with a contrasting shade on the other side.... [More]

Skull & Bones Silk Tie

We've got skulls on our hand towels and sweaters, so we might as well have them on our ties too. Designed by Jared Paul Stern, the Skull & Bones silk tie ($96) awesomely mixes equal parts of preppy and punk. They're available in red with... [More]

Diesel Sonstripe Shirt

Finding button-ups to distinguish yourself from the sea of plain solid-colored shirts out there isn't always an easy task, especially when you want a shirt that can pull double duty in both the board room and the champagne room. The Diesel Sonstripe Shirt ($134) fits... [More]

Cyberoptix Medic Tie

While we're certainly not in the medical field, we don't mind dressing the part. The Cyberoptix Medic Tie ($30-$50) is a plain tie with the familiar medic cross on it. While the standard white model pictured is fine and all, the tie is available in... [More]

Bombs Away Tie

Show your support or ironic distaste for war with this awesome Bombs Away Tie ($36). Available in army green or grayish purple, the tie drops love bombs like no other. [via]... [More]

Cut Throat Tie

With a combination of whimsy and style, the Cut Throat Tie ($30-$50) from Cyberoptix is sure to liven up your office-wear. The tie features a design of five straight razor chevrons that would make Sweeney Todd proud, and is available in microfiber or silk, in... [More]

Black Forest Dinnerware

Stark white dinnerware can offer an elegant look for a finely plated meal, but there are times, and settings in which you want to add just a hint of character to your service. For those times, look no further than Black Forest Dinnerware by Bodo... [More]

Plow & Hearth Pie Irons

What could be better than enjoying a relaxing evening in front of the fireplace? Enjoying an evening in front of the fireplace while cooking toasted sandwiches and hot dogs, of course! Just throw these Pie Irons ($17-$25) into the coals of your fireplace, and you'll... [More]

Lego Housewares

You guys sure know what we like. We've gotten approximately 1,256 emails telling us about this awesome Lego Ice Cube Tray ($8). And every fun-loving man should definitely have a couple. But while at Lego's online store, we also spotted the Lego Corkscrew & Bottle... [More]

Sing Sing Dinner Tray

Eat like an inmate with the Sing Sing Dinner Tray ($15). Made of melamine, it's an exact replica of the food tray (and bludgeoning weapon) used at the Sing Sing Correctional Facility. Also excellent for shielding shanks.... [More]

Sheep Dip Scotch

Distilled, matured, and bottled in Scotland, Sheep Dip Scotch ($40) is more than just an odd name. This 8-year-old malt whisky features a smooth, rich flavor, and an amazingly angry sheep on the label. Says Uncrate reader Adam, "I'm no expert, but it's a bit... [More]

Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka

What's better on a hot summer day than a tall glass of ice cold sweet tea? This stuff, that's what. Jeremiah Weed Southern Style Sweet Tea Vodka ($20) is a 70-proof sweet tea flavored vodka brewed lovingly in southern Kentucky. Joining Jeremiah Weed's legendary bourbon... [More]

Retro 45 T-Shirt

Celebrate your love of vinyl with the Retro 45 T-Shirt ($22). Featuring an awesome water-based print of a 45 label for a Modern Soul Mix by Jeremy Prasatik, this super soft, 100% combed ringspun jersey cotton powder blue tee is garment dyed and washed to... [More]

ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine

Flapjack lovers, rejoice. Now you can make fresh, 97% fat-free pancakes in as little as 30 seconds using the ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine ($3,500). This microwave-sized wonder uses no-mess batter pouches to crank out stack after stack of four- inch diameter pancakes, and doesn't even... [More]

Gap Selvage Authentic Fit Jeans

Get yourself ready for fall with Gap Selvage Authentic Fit Jeans ($88). Made from premium, dark-rinsed selvage denim, the jeans sit just below the waist — but not enough to be low-rise — with a slim fit through the leg and a straight leg opening.... [More]

Sony Party-Shot

Finally, you can get great pictures of your next gathering and still be in the pictures. The Sony Party-Shot ($150; September 2009) is an automated photographer for your new DSC-WX1 or DSC-TX1 camera. Boasting the ability to pan 360 degrees and tilt 24 degrees, the... [More]

J.Crew Sueded Fleece Crewneck Pullover

Stay warm and comfortable this fall in the J.Crew Sueded Fleece Crewneck Pullover ($40). Available in blue and grey, this soft casual sweater features smooth brushed cotton, sweatshirt-like V-detailing at the neck, and ribbed cuffs, hem, and side panels. Whether it's going over a button-up... [More]

Absinthe & Flamethrowers

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower,... [More]

Spiegelau Beer Glasses

The right glass can make a world of difference when enjoying your favorite brew. Spiegelau Beer Glasses ($30/2-pack) are designed to enhance the flavor, aroma, and mouthfeel of beer, and with varieties available for pilsners, lagers, and wheat beers, you're sure to find one that... [More]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition

It's about time that a limited edition video game package came with pack-ins that are actually cool. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition ($150; November 10) includes the highly-anticipated followup to Modern Warfare, a download code for the original classic Call of Duty,... [More]

Margaritaville Portable Tailgate Grill

Get ready for football season with the Margaritaville Portable Tailgate Grill ($400). Designed to ride outside your SUV, pickup, or RV, this roadworthy roaster features a 20,000 BTU propane grill with 352-square-inch cooking space, a removable grill head with built-in legs, foldout side tables, and... [More]

Gitman Brothers Vintage Oxford

Every man needs a simple, classic, wear-with-anything white button-down, and the Gitman Brothers Vintage Oxford ($121) is one of the best we've seen. With a fit and details influenced by 70s and 80s styles, this shirt features a 100% cotton build, a V-stitch pocket, a... [More]

Randolph Aviator Sunglasses

Sure, Ray-Ban's version might be better known, but they sure as hell aren't as tough. Randolph Aviator Sunglasses ($99) were designed for the U.S. Military, and feature unique bayonet temples made to fit underneath headgear, lifetime-warranted solder joints, a variety of available non-polarized and polarized... [More]

Cast Iron Grate

Pimp your Weber grill with a Cast Iron Grate ($86). Designed in Germany, this long-lasting replacement for the standard grate heats up faster, gives off more even heat, creates near-perfect grill marks, boasts greater longevity, and offers modular convenience — allowing you to add a... [More]

Filson + Apolis Philanthropist Briefcase

You don't need to have a briefcase full of money to be a philanthropist -- in fact, you can contribute just by buying one. Limited to 200 units, the Filson + Apolis Philanthropist Briefcase ($400) is made from Ugandan canvas, sourced through the nonprofit organization... [More]

Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Episode II

Looking for something to sate your appetite for all things Jedi while waiting for the Star Wars TV series to air in... well, whenever the hell they get it ready? Then grab yourself another collection of stop-motion hilarity in Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Episode... [More]

Shure Professional Headphones

Whether you're a listener, a DJ, or a producer, you'll find a pair of cans to suit your needs in Shure Professional Headphones ($60-$200). This new line of over-the-ear monitors features three models, all with 40mm drivers and big, comfortable earpads. The SRH240s are made... [More]

FujiFilm FinePix REAL 3D System

2D photography just not doing it for you anymore? Then take your photos to the next dimension with the FujiFilm FinePix REAL 3D System ($TBA). This new imaging system consists of the Fine Pix REAL 3D V1 camera, which also takes 3D movies, 2D pics... [More]

Gap Fitted Two-Pocket Shirt

Perfect for a lazy weekend, the Gap Fitted Two-Pocket Shirt ($45) is more casual than a traditional button-up, yet twice as functional. It sports two button-close front flap chest pockets, a spread collar, a fitted cut, soft 100% cotton build, and interior button-through tabs for... [More]

Ernst Benz by John Varvatos ChronoScope

Well known for his love of fine timepieces, John Varvatos has partnered with watchmaker Leonid Khankin of Swiss watch brand Ernst Benz to create two standout new watches. Limited to just 250 each and individually numbered, The Ernst Benz by John Varvatos Limited Edition ChronoScope... [More]

Tub Gin

Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several different kinds of hand-picked Colorado Juniper berries, Tub also offers notes of coriander, citrus peel,... [More]

Neuhaus T-2 Amplifier

Turn your PC or Mac into a concert hall-worthy Hi Fi with the Neuhaus T-2 Amplifier ($800). Connecting to your computer via USB, the T-2 takes the digital audio stream and uses its custom DAC to convert the sound to analog, then amplifies it using... [More]

BedBunker

Keep your arsenal of firearms safe, secure, and ready for a midnight invasion with the BedBunker ($2,200-$4,000). Boasting a powder-coated 10 gauge steel body, quarter-inch doors, a heavy-duty fire resistant sealing system, and high-security Mul-T-Locks, the BedBunker replaces your typical box springs, fitting into most... [More]

Ferrari 458 Italia

We're sad to see the Ferrari F430 go, but at least its replacement is a step up — in nearly every way. Set to make its debut at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the Ferrari 458 Italia ($TBA) sports a new direct-injected, mid-rear mounted 4.5-liter V8... [More]

Inglorious Bastards

Before you watch the remake on August 21, settle down with the 1977 cult classic for a bit of perspective. Inglorious Bastards ($23) is making its first appearance on Blu-ray, completely restored in high-definition. Starring Bo Svenson and Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson, and directed by... [More]

Wham-O Heavyweight Frisbee

Get your fling on in even the fiercest of winds with the Wham-O Heavyweight Frisbee ($13). Weighing in at a hefty 200 grams, this flying disc is made for play in adverse conditions, with stable, long soars. Plus, it can serve as a training tool... [More]

Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream

Possessing quite possibly the coolest underarm product name in the world, Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream ($12) offers 24-hour protection against those most common of enemies — sweat and odor. It contains advanced micro-sized drying molecules to keep you dry, orange, lemon, and... [More]

The Book of Beer Pong

Nothing like an argument over beer pong rules to drag down a party atmosphere, so settle your disputes with authority using The Book of Beer Pong: The Official Guide to the Sport of Champions ($12). This 160-page hardcover features information on everything from basic pong... [More]

Nikon D300s

The world's best semi-pro digital SLR just got better. The Nikon D300s ($1,800; late August 2009) takes Nikon's two-year old D300 and gives it a modest upgrade, adding features like the improved 12.3-megapixel sensor from the D90, automatic Active D-Lighting, one-touch Live View, 24fps, 720p... [More]

Olive Wood Shaving Set

Sure, there are cheaper shaving sets you could buy, but practically none that look this good. The Olive Wood Shaving Set ($200) is handmade in Germany, with olive wood handles, plated metal accents, silver-tipped badger hair in the brush, Gillette Mach 3 blades in the... [More]

Deep Creature T-Shirt

Add a little bit of tentacle to your ensemble with the Deep Creature T-Shirt ($25). This unique tee features oversized, detailed tentacle art printed in glow-in-the-dark ink onto an extra-soft Navy DBH Perfect Tee. Submarine, scuba gear, and spear gun not included.... [More]

Concrete Tumblers

You can't go wrong with concrete. These Concrete Tumblers ($40 set) mix a solid concrete base with a glass top, giving off a modern vibe that works as well for water as it does for martinis while providing an ultra-stable base for minimal spillage.... [More]

Markham Console Bar

Rustic looks meet complete utility in the Markham Console Bar ($1,400). Inspired by an antique workbench, this home bar is built from pine and pine veneer, and features saw mark, groove, and peg hole details, a recessed trough in the rear for securing bottles, a... [More]

Ladder Golf

Looking for a simple game to enjoy in the yard on a lazy summer day? Check out Ladder Golf ($60). Playable both indoors and out, the game has players tossing bolas from a distance of around 15 feet in an attempt to hang them on... [More]

Predator Pool Table

Your average pool table isn't going to intimidate an opponent, but the Predator Pool Table ($40,500) is anything but average. With striking, agressive looks, the Predator features an 8-foot table, an aluminum and maple vaneer frame with stainless steel cable sets, multi-bladed sabre pockets, polished... [More]

Spaceball Trampoline

Combining volleyball, basketball, and intense jumping, the Spaceball Trampoline ($700) is one crazy game. In Spaceball, players jump around in individual areas — both floor and walls — of a trampoline, and try to throw the ball past their opponent through a netted tunnel to... [More]

LG SL90 LED TV

If Apple made a TV, it would probably look a lot like the LG SL90 LED TV ($TBA). Boasting a single edge-to-edge panel of glass over an ultra-slim bezel — sound familiar? — the SL90 also features TruMotion 120Hz for reduced motion blur, a Mark... [More]

Mean Beans

Spice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting... [More]

Omega Aqua Terra Co-Axial GMT Chronograph

As the latest in Omega's Seamaster Aqua Terra collection, the Seamaster Aqua Terra Co-Axial GMT Chronograph ($TBA) is a blend of terrific design and watchmaking prowess. This advanced timepiece features a Teak Concept dial with vertical lines reminiscent of the wooden decks on luxury boats,... [More]

The State: The Complete Series

Enjoy all four seasons of one of MTV's most underrated shows with The State: The Complete Series ($37). Featuring early, often hilarious performances from Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, and others, this consistently funny sketch comedy series will have you reminicing with laughter from beginning... [More]

Waring Professional Bar Blender

Sometimes the original is the best. Only modestly updated since it's debut, the Waring Professional Bar Blender ($130) is a true classic, with workhorse sensibilities. Available in stainless steel or bright copper, the Waring features a 40-oz. glass mixing jar, a powerful 390-watt motor, high... [More]

Armani Slim Fit Herringbone Jacket

Stay warm while showing off your hard-won physique with the Armani Slim Fit Herringbone Jacket ($375). Outfitted with a woven herringbone outer, shoulder epaulets, and a high stand collar, this unique snap-front overcoat also features a removable zip-front vest that provides added warmth when the... [More]

Bushnell Golf FXi Weather Forecaster

Know the weather at your favorite course days before your tee time with the Bushnell Golf FXi Weather Forecaster ($125). This nifty gadget uses a wireless USB dongle attached to your computer to grab current, RealFeel and forecasted high and low temperatures, morning, afternoon and... [More]

Zapper T-Shirt

For many of us, we started hunting in 1985. If only we could have shot that damn laughing dog too. Show your Duck Hunt legacy with this Zapper T-Shirt ($20). Printed on an American Apparel tee, and available in asphalt or orange.... [More]

Tag Heuer Monaco LS

Tag's legendary Monaco series is back and looking better than ever. The new Tag Heuer Monaco LS Chronograph Calibre 12 ($TBA) is a modern masterpiece, featuring a high-tech face with separate indicators for the date, chronograph minutes and hours, and a linear system for the... [More]

The Man Wall

Bring the sports bar experience home with The Man Wall ($14,900). This all-in-one chunk of awesomeness features room for four TVs — one 52" and two 26" units are included — a 1200-watt Panasonic home theater with integrated speakers and wireless surround units, two 25-cigar... [More]

EZ Grill

Instant BBQ. The EZ Grill, available in regular size ($5; 1.81 lbs) and party size ($10; 3.31 lbs), is a portable, disposable grill that lights with one match and cooks for up to 1 ½ hours. The 100% recyclable portable grill comes complete with foil... [More]

Burton Liquid Lounger

If you need to bring the party with you, consider cramming it into the Burton Liquid Lounger ($168). This backpack-style, do-it-all bag features storage for 36 beers with a quick-grab top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input, self-draining... [More]

Lala

Meet one of the coolest things to happen to online music since the introduction of iTunes. Lala is a web based music service that allows users to either listen to their libraries through a browser or download non-DRM tracks for wherever listening. You can listen... [More]

Barbour Correspondent Jacket

Back in the day, news reporters couldn't afford the luxury of a fancy designer suit. They needed a blazer that could pair with any slacks and weather any situation, while still presenting a sophisticated, smart profile. The Barbour Correspondent Jacket ($300) harkens back to the... [More]

Pro-Keds Court King

Sometimes you get it right on the first try. Case in point: the Pro-Keds Court King ($74). Originally designed as a tennis shoe in the 1960's, these durable, full-grain leather sneakers feature a rubber toe cap, aluminum eyelets, canvas lining, and a retro embroidered logo... [More]

Sportsta Mask

Whether you're biking, riding, skiing, or climbing, protect your face — and your health — with the Sportsta Mask (£28; roughly $40). Featuring HEPA-style filtration for catching sub-micron pollutants and a Neotex aerated mask, the Sportsta provides maximum ventilation paired with maximum protection.... [More]

Ecsotype Presse Utiilty Bag

Carry your daily essentials in style with the Ecsotype Presse Utiilty Bag ($195). Handcrafted in Australia of vegetable-tanned leather and high-density nylon, the bag features several pockets inside and out, a shock-resistant internal divider, nickel and stainless steel hardware, and holds laptops up to 17... [More]

Banana Republic Patch-Pocket Blazer

Updated for iPodaholics, the Banana Republic Patch-Pocket Blazer ($140) has a dedicated interior pocket for your media player or phone. A buttonhole port on the pocket and elastic loops near the neck take care of the headphone cable. Style-wise, the navy, 100% cotton blazer sports... [More]

Big Ass Fans

If you've got a really large space that needs a more efficient way to stay cool in summer and warm in winter, then Big Ass Fans ($TBD) are for you. These high volume, low speed ceiling fans are truly ginormous, ranging in size from 6... [More]

Oliver Peoples Advocate Eyeglasses

Give your four-eyes look a needed burst of style with Oliver Peoples Advocate Eyeglasses ($250). Featuring an open-bottom design, and a thin, subtly curvaceous upper frame, the Advocate was striking enough to make its way onto Clive Owen's mug in The International — which means... [More]

Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses

Share your latest liquor store finds with Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses ($20). This stylish six-glass set features a capacity of 2.25 oz a glass, each with a rounded bottom for a more aromatic experience, and a slot for each in the included wooden rack. So... [More]

PF Flyers Bob Cousy All American

The Celtics may or may not make it to face the Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals, but you can celebrate the club's rich history either way with the PF Flyers Bob Cousy All American ($60). A reissue of Cousy's 1956 sneakers, the low-cut All... [More]

Element Power To The Planet Collection

Element takes its first step to reduce the company's carbon footprint with the Power To The Planet Collection. Made of sustainable materials with eco-friendly manufacturing techniques, the collection currently includes three limited edition skate shoes — the Carnegie PP ($74), the Tim Tim PP ($72),... [More]

300 Beers to Try Before You Die

"Before I Die" lists are a fairly common thing — some of us want to travel to space, others to climb Everest — but there's nothing wrong with a more attainable list. 300 Beers to Try Before You Die ($17) offers a pre-made listing of... [More]

OXO Good Grips Salt & Pepper Grinder Set

A modern table deserves updated accouterments. OXO's Good Grips Salt and Pepper Shaker Set ($30) are a great place to start. Features like a rotating tab to select the setting (slow, fast, pour, or close) and a flat top for easy refilling are complimented by... [More]

Messenger Bag Director's Chair

When is a bag not a bag? When it's a chair. The Messenger Bag Director's Chair ($130) features telescoping legs and a folding backrest that allow it to fold to less than 4" thick in seconds, a rugged aluminum and steel frame and 600-denier nylon... [More]

Edison Chandelier

Go for an early 1900s look in your living space with the Edison Chandelier ($400). This intricate overhead lighting system is stripped to the bare essentials of wires, sockets, and bulbs, letting the user position the lights how and where they want using bronze-finished cord... [More]

Slider Mini-Burger Tools

Make your own greasy sliders with these Slider Mini-Burger Tools. The White Castle-worthy collection includes the Slider Mini-Burger Basket ($25), Slider Mini-Burger Press ($25), and Slider Mini-Burger Cutter ($5). The press forms three perfect patties, the basket holds nine of them, and the cutter trims... [More]

100 Words To Make You Sound Smart

Need a swift kick to the vocabulary? Pick up 100 Words To Make You Sound Smart ($6) by the editors of The American Heritage Dictionary. This smallish paperback is filled with interesting words to help you communicate more effectively. It might be the most perspicacious... [More]

Cocoon Bags

Lots of bags claim to offer plenty of interior organization, but none let you adjust it to fit your particular set of gear. Until now. Cocoon Bags ($40-$130) feature an innovative Grid-It organization system inside, which use a unique weave of rubberized elastic bands to... [More]

Innermost Half Pint Glasses

No matter what your drink, these Innermost Half Pint Glasses ($32/set of 2) will keep your libations at their best. The double-walled half-pint glasses help keep cold drinks cold and warm beverages warm.... [More]

Iron Gym Total Upper Body Workout Bar

While its name is straight out of informercial land, the Iron Gym Total Upper Body Workout Bar ($33) is actually a highly rated and exceptionally inexpensive multi-function training bar. Taking up hardly any space and not requiring any installation, the bar lets you do pull-ups,... [More]

Moshi IVR Alarm clock

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a clock that could respond to voice commands just like the computer on the Enterprise? The voice activated Moshi IVR Alarm clock ($50) takes you one step closer to realizing your lifelong dream of commanding a Federation starship.... [More]

Horizontal Shoe Rack

A testament to minimalism, the Horizontal Shoe Rack ($110-165) suspends your shoes above the floor, creating the illusion that they're floating in mid-air, while making for easy sweeping or vacuuming below them. Mounted simply on the wall, the stainless steel rack is easy to install... [More]

Lines for All Occasions Bundle

With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for... [More]

Red Wing Iron Ranger Boots

Recreated from a 1953 advertisement, the Red Wing Iron Ranger Boots ($298) are sure to give your get-up a classic American feel. The boots feature a Muleskinner leather upper, Goodyear welt construction with a rubber sole, and a cork and leather insole that molds to... [More]

Lexus IS Convertible

Lexus has finally chopped the top off its entry-level IS, and the result is nothing short of slam-on-the-breaks sexy. The Lexus IS Convertible ($38,500 and up) features gorgeous looks with performance to back them up. Powered by a 3.5- or 2.5-Liter V6 producing 306 or... [More]

HTC Hero

For HTC and Android, third time's a charm. The HTC Hero ($TBA) is the handset giant's third Android phone, but arguably their first lust-worthy effort. Continuing the chin motif of the company's previous models, the Hero boasts a gorgeous new custom Android UI called Sense,... [More]

Newcastle DraughtKeg

Give your BeerTender new life with the Newcastle DraughtKeg ($23). Like a portable English pub, the pressurized mini-keg serves up 10 pints of draught beer, and will stay fresh for 30 days with on-tap tastiness, just like the Heineken version. The Newcastle DraughtKeg will launch... [More]

American Apparel Bedding

We're huge fans of American Apparel's ever-so-soft tees, so it only makes sense that we'd feel the same about their bedding. Made from the same ultra-soft fine jersey as their famed tops, American Apparel Bedding ($20-$56) is simple, comfortable, and affordable. Unclothed hottie mattress mate... [More]

Frames Wallpaper

Add some funk to your decor and stimulate your child's — inner or otherwise — imagination with Frames Wallpaper ($40). This unique wall covering features a wide variety of pre-printed black and white frames, which you can fill with artwork, family photos, or simply paint... [More]

Montauk Outdoor Bar

The Montauk Bar from Restoration Hardware ($1,150; barstools $300 each) has everything you need to become a professional backyard entertainer. The classic hardwood bar has a tin basin for ice, a five-bottle wine rack, two shelves and three drawers, two towel bars and a stemware... [More]

Wogg-Pavilion

A lot of outdoor settings provide some sort of shelter — a gazebo, the all-encompassing tent, and a simple lean-to all come to mind — but none provides the design and elegance of these. Available in both small and large sizes, the Wogg-Pavilion (starting at... [More]

Swedish FireSteel

Ever been marooned somewhere away from civilization and really needed to start a fire? Yeah, neither have we — but it’s nice to know that if that did happen, our Swedish FireSteel ($16) would be ready. Used by several militaries the world over, this little... [More]

Beer Holster

You might not be an outlaw from Deadwood, but you can still do a quick draw from the hip with this leather beer holster ($30). It slides onto any standard belt and holds a 12 oz. can or bottle. The holster isn't just for laughs... [More]

Backyard Firepit

Share some beers and some stories this summer around Smith & Hawken's original Backyard Firepit ($129). It's got an extra-thick copper basin and a hefty one-piece wrought-iron stand. To go double-duty, ditch the spark screen for a chrome-plated grill ($29) that converts the Firepit into... [More]

Grass Armchair

No, not that kind of grass — the Grass Armchair ($235) is made from a different organic material — the grass that grows on your lawn. The kit is a simple cardboard frame that you put together, fill and cover with dirt, populate with grass... [More]

L.L. Bean Buzz Off Shirt

If the Mosquito Mega-Catch just wasn't enough to keep the blood-sucking pests away, or if you tend to do a lot of outdoorsy stuff like fishing or hiking, check out the L.L. Bean Buzz Off Shirt ($46). It's coated with the Buzz Off Insect Shield... [More]

Cocoon Hammock

Hammocks are a mainstay of Summer living, and this might just be the king of hammocks. The Cocoon Hammock ($19,500) features a great-looking terrace base that holds the 113-inch diameter hammock. The frame is made from Taukkyan wood with electropolished stainless steel components, and the... [More]

Pro-Chip Island Golf

Give your golf swing some poolside practice with the Pro-Chip Island Golf set ($47). Drop your chipping pad beside the pool, float the target and take turns with family or friends trying to get closest to the flag. Up to four players can compete against... [More]

Margaritaville Tub-N-Tap Party Cooler

The only problem we have with coolers that have taps on the bottom is the lack of chilly beer storage. Fortunately, the Margaritaville Tub-N-Tap Party Cooler ($350) solves this problem with insulated storage for up to 4 liters of your favorite beverage, on tap, while... [More]

Air Suit

The Air Suit ($1,250) will let you zoom around like a giant flying squirrel during your next lunch break sky dive. The suit's resistance-based design lets you fly/glide instead of just falling/praying. But don't plan to buy one of these and jump off your office... [More]

GSI Stainless Steel Barware

Just because you're camping doesn't mean you can't enjoy a quality drink. GSI Stainless Steel Barware ($10) lets you leave the fragile glass and crystal at home, instead enjoying your drinks from stainless steel margarita, wine, and martini glasses. Sure, they might not look as... [More]

Sigg Oval Bottle with Cup

Keep your favorite drink handy at all times with the Sigg Oval Bottle with Cup ($30). Originally designed for the Swiss Army in 1941, this stylish bottle holds 20 oz. of your favorite drink, and features a built-in stainless steel cup for your drinking pleasure.... [More]

Mayan Hammock

Slow down this summer and kick back in a Mayan Hammock ($85). More comfortable and easier to control than regular rope hammocks, the massive 10 ft. by 7 ft. hammock accommodates at least two people and can hold up to 800 pounds, meaning it can... [More]

WASP Injector Knife

If stabbing your prey simply isn't enough for you, check out the WASP Injector Knife ($380). Designed for taking out large land and sea predators, this hardcore weapon features a 5.25-inch blade and can hold up to a 24g gas canister, which is used to... [More]

Squishy Shot Glass Set

Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of all time. Huzzah!... [More]

Coleman Frywell Portable Deep Fryer

Fried foods and football go together so well, we're surprised we hadn't seen one of these on a tailgate until this past weekend. The Coleman Frywell Portable Deep Fryer ($170) is a propane-powered 6,000-BTU/hour fryer with a large 6 qt. basket that holds up to... [More]

Gerber Kick Axe

It's no coincidence that Gerber's Kick Axe ($90) sounds a little like kick ass. Because that's exactly what it'll do on your next camping trip. This lightweight, folding axe features a Metal Bodied frame with hardcore Black Oxide coating, and folds up like a knife... [More]

Neverlate 7-Day Alarm Clock

While we try to keep a pretty normal weekday schedule, we sure hate it when we accidentally reset our 8 AM alarm on Friday morning, only to have it interrupt slumber Saturday morning after a night of drinking. With a little help from this clock,... [More]

Bottle Blaster

Finally, we've done it — we've perfected yet another way to get ourselves drunk faster. The Bottle Blaster ($15) uses an air intake to force more beer down your gullet faster than you ever thought possible. Available in both original and ninja — black —... [More]

Ring Thing

If you've ever been a guest bartender at an event or a bar, you know how much of a beating your hands can take from opening bottle after bottle. The Ring Thing ($8) helps to alleviate this problem with it's simple stainless band design that... [More]

Ignignokt Mooninite LED Advertisement

In case you missed it, Boston slowed to a crawl yesterday due to a bomb scare over ads for Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Now you can buy your very own "bomb" thanks to Boston-area eBayers. The Ignignokt Mooninite LED Advertisement ($TBD) features LEDs mounted on... [More]

Portable Vending Refrigerator

For those times when getting up from your desk to go get a soda is just too much work, we present the Portable Vending Refrigerator ($160). It holds up to 12 cans in four different rows, and keeps your refreshments 68 to 77 degrees below... [More]

Keyport Slide

It's not fun carrying around a full keychain — not only does it make for a massive bulge in your jeans, it can also damage your car ignition if your chain is too weighed down. The Keyport Slide ($TBA) promises to alleviate this situation by... [More]

Asahi Beerbot

If there's anything we like more than robots, it's beer-pouring robots. The Asahi Beerbot ($800) became an internet star when videos of it first appeared, and now you have the chance to own one yourself. The 'bot stores and refrigerates six cans — although it... [More]

Bluelounge Cool Feet

From the makers of the Cableyoyo comes one of the most simple ways we've yet seen to cool down your laptop. Cool Feet ($13) are a set of four "feet" for your laptop that attach either by suction or by a smooth adhesive pad, and... [More]

Hercules 400 Laser

Whether you want a beam powerful enough to melt through plastic, or just need something to light up the night sky, the Hercules 400 Laser ($3000) will get the job done. This handheld laser is capable of all sorts of laser-based mischief — like igniting... [More]

BACtrack Breathalyzer

If you host a lot of parties or simply do a lot of drinking, you might want to check out the BACtrack Breathalyzer ($72). This nifty gadget uses BluFire sensor technology to provide quick, accurate blood alcohol level readings, keeping you (or your guests) from... [More]

Fail Stickers

Stumble across an epic fail? Don't just snap a photo and put it online — label the real-life fail appropriately with Fail Stickers ($5 for 5). These 6-inch by 3.5-inch stickers feature a clear background and all-caps, bolded white Impact letters, giving your fail target... [More]

The F*cking Card Collection

Forget the traditional sappy greeting card — say what you really want to say with The F*cking Card Collection ($25/10 cards). Featuring such heartwarming messages as Happy F*cking Birthday, Happy F*cking Holidays, Thanks A F*cking Bunch, and Congratuf*ckinglations, the recipient is sure to like them... [More]

WMF Style Chopsticks

If you like Asian food as much as we do, you'll be sure to love these Chopsticks from WMF's Style Collection ($21). Made from dark-stained tropical hardwood, these 'sticks also feature a stainless-steel chopstick rest, and the reassurance that you won't make an ass out... [More]

Freedom Placemats and Napkins

Believe it or not, the placesetting for your next dinner can make as big an impression on your guests as the flavor of the food itself. We're really digging these Freedom Placemats and Napkins ($28-$38) from Nettie, especially the cocoa color. Paired with a light... [More]

Memento Mori Skull Plates

Just in time for Halloween is this set of morbid porcelain skull plates from DL & Co. The jet black Memento Mori plates ($160/set of 4) feature fancy silver details and are 7-inches in diameter. For added darkness, you can remind your dinner guests that... [More]

Platinum-Banded Dinnerware

Put some bling in your dining room with West Elm's Platinum-Banded Dinnerware ($40/set of 4 dinner plates; $30/set of 4 bowls; $30/set of 4 salad plates). The "urban and elegant" glass dinnerware features a unique ring of silvery platinum.... [More]

Iittala Mango Flatware

This curvaceous flatware set will bring some attitude to even the most boring of tables. Designed by Nanny Still in the glory days of 1971, the Iittala Mango Flatware ($70/5-piece place setting) is made in Finland of matte brushed 18/10 stainless steel to last a... [More]

Kona Dinnerware

Crate and Barrel is the place to be for this tasteful looking Kona Dinnerware ($37-$149). It's designed by Jono Pandolfi, drawing upon Asian influences to craft its broad ridges and mixed matte and shiny glazes. This stoneware is dishwasher safe and can be purchased in... [More]

Udon Noodle Bowl

Bring the chopsticks and noodle experience home with the Udon Noodle Bowl ($26) by Flavour Design. The handmade ceramic bowl is microwave and dishwasher safe, and is designed to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. Included chopsticks keep the experience authentic, and built-in... [More]

Seven Deadly Sins Plates

Indulge yourself with these awesome Seven Deadly Sins Plates ($250). The black plates feature the famous seven deadly sins — lust, envy, greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, and pride — in gold-tone lettering. As a bonus, they come in a funeral-worthy black gift box. [Thanks, Dylan]... [More]

Go Plate

Perfect for backyard bashes, the Go Plate ($48/42-pack) assures you'll never lose your drink again. The reusable and recycled clear plastic food tray fits over bottles, cups or cans for one-handed action. They can be thrown in the dishwasher for multiple parties.... [More]

Top Flite HCT Tour Golf Club Set

When one of the Uncrate staffers said he wanted to join the real men on the course on Sundays, we all began a search for the best beginner's set of clubs. The Top Flite HCT Tour Set ($200) is what we came up with. The... [More]

Swiss Army Golf Tool

This little guy should be in every golfer's arsenal. Like most Swiss Army products, the Golf Tool ($50) has numerous tools for such a small package — it has a one-handed divot repair tool, removable ball marker, tee punch with groove cleaner and bottle opener,... [More]

Putting Mat with Auto Return

You gotta practice if you stand any chance of every beating your father in law. This 9 ft long Putting Mat ($30) features realistic turf with a slight incline for better stroke development, a curved water hazard and sand trap to catch misses, and most... [More]

Bite Crossbuck Golf Sandal

If you're constantly having to dig your ball out of the drink, the Bite Crossbuck Golf Sandal ($55) might be a good fit. It's based on Bite's running sandal, and offers a comfortable, supportive fit while providing maximum stability for your swing. Features include a... [More]

Tree Surgeon Golf Club

Designed for those of us who spend most of our golf outings in the trees and heavy rough, the Tree Surgeon ($43) combines a putter with an ax. Nothing will be unplayable when you have this weapon in your bag.... [More]

N-ice Rack

Continuing our look into beer pong tech, we bring you the N-ice Rack ($20/2-pack). The N-ice rack is a freezable beer pong cup rack designed to keep cups in perfect formation on the table while maintaining a cold beer temperature through out the game. It's... [More]

My Mini Golf Course

Great for indoors or outdoors, the My Mini Golf Course ($420) includes 13 stylishly-designed pieces to create your own pricey putt-putt golf course. The kit, which comes with putter and balls, turns your office into a crazy-golf destination with banks, curly cues, and loop-de-loops.... [More]

Faceball

We've been holding off on posting about Faceball, the newest office sports craze, until the "official" balls were available for purchase. Now that they are, we introduce you to your new favorite pastime. Faceball is basically a one-on-one game in which you and an opponent... [More]

Ice Dozer

If you live in an area that has real winters, don't waste your time this year with that cheap plastic ice scraper you bought at the gas station. The Ice Dozer ($20) has an oversized blade that flexes to match the curve of your windshield,... [More]

Aldo Iddig Shoes

Despite the Miami Vice jokes some of your friends might give you, there's no better time to sport some bright white slip-ons. The Iddig from Aldo ($90) are looking especially sleek for this spring. Also available in black for you guys that are currently laughing... [More]

Hugo Boss Clif Sneaker

Laces are overrated. The velcro-rific Hugo Boss Clif Sneaker ($175) — made with lama and calfskin leather and suede — give you instant style and strap security.... [More]

Reef Greenwall Sandal

Made from eco-friendly materials, the Reef Greenwall Sandal ($45) makes a great addition to your summer wardrobe. It features an organic cotton and hemp upper, with a recycled footbed and sole, along with renewable embroidery threads and water-based logo paints. Add in anatomical arch support... [More]

Puma Madison Evo Sneaker

You can be understated without being boring. For an example, check out the Puma Madison Evo Sneaker ($90). A simple monotone upper hides the signature racetrack stripes and helps the sporty styling of the shoe blend in with more serious attire. Fun, yet functional.... [More]

Converse Kurt Cobain Chuck Taylors

We're pretty sure this posthumous collaboration should never have happened, but the Converse Chuck Taylor Kurt Cobain sneakers ($50) announced earlier this year are now available. Featuring doodles and words from his personal notebook, the printed shoes are (or aren't) perfect for hardcore Nirvana fans.... [More]

Ugg Colum Oxford

Get some Ugg style without the obnoxiousness of their boots. The Ugg Colum Oxford ($179) is a casual sneaker with a soft suede upper and interchangeable insoles, one leather and one sheepskin.... [More]

Bed Stu Fort Boot

The Bed Stu Fort Boots ($220) are one slick looking pair of footwear. Named for Bedford Stuyvesant, a slightly-ghetto-kinda-quaint Brooklyn neighborhood, these boots pack all the details that make hipsters get hot-and-bothered. Distressed leather topside, antiqued grommets and hand-stitched thick leather soles. You could be... [More]

Diadora Heritage Collection

Kick it old school with the Diadora Heritage Collection (£95, ~$170). These retro-styled Equipe sneakers feature suede, leather, and canvas details in contrasting colors, with washed out uppers that make them look like they've been with you for years. You know, sorta like how your... [More]

Adidas Rod Laver DP

Since their introduction in the 1970's, Adidas' Rod Laver sneakers have been great examples of the classic white tennis shoe. Now the company is jazzing the old design up with the Adidas Rod Laver DP ($80). These restyled sneaks feature a black leather tongue and... [More]

Vans 106 Surf

We may have just found our new favorite everyday shoe. The Vans 106 Surf ($65), which look to be some of the most versatile, wear-with-anything sneakers around, feature a cotton canvas and hemp upper, moisture-wicking antimicrobial insoles with bamboo lining, and a vulcanized waffle gum... [More]

Dr. Martens For Life

Docs are already well known for their ruggedness and longevity, but this takes it to a whole new level. Each shoe in the new Dr. Martens For Life Collection ($130-$150) comes with a lifetime guarantee, including unlimited repairs for life. Of course, you don't want... [More]

Nike LunarGlide+

Historically, joggers have had to choose between stability and cushioning when buying running shoes. The new Nike LunarGlide+ ($100) features a "Dynamic Support" system that both cushions and stabilizes, creating a single running shoe that adapts to each step. A rear-foot wedge is paired with... [More]

Oakley S.I. Assault Boot

Originally designed for the U.S. military Elite Special Forces, the Oakley S.I. Assault Boot ($185) is built so well it's still in use in 2018. As worn by John Conner in Terminator Salvation, the lightweight, athletically-inspired boot features Resistance-approved niceties including prime urethane shock absorption,... [More]

Generic Surplus Black Pointy Ox

Get some dapper footwear and sneaker comfort with the Generic Surplus Black Pointy Ox ($70). These black-on-black suede sneakers sport wingtip detailing and a vulcanized rubber midsole with a textured gum rubber sole.... [More]

Whisky Stones

One of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly... [More]

Adidas Marathon 80

Introduced in the UK in 1980, this outdoor sports shoe makes for a great, colorful casual sneaker. The Adidas Marathon 80 ($65) sports suede and nylon uppers, and is offered in grey/black, blue/yellow, and orange/white.... [More]

Cheap Monday Unwash Autobahn Jeans

Looking for a no-nonsense pair of denim to add to your wardrobe? Then check out Cheap Monday Unwash Autobahn Jeans ($65). Featuring a mid rise cut with a straight leg fit in dark, raw denim, these jeans are simple yet stylish. And cheap.... [More]

Pocket Desk by Offi

This desk gives you more than enough room up top with its 60 x 31 inch workspace and gives you even more with its slide-out concealed shelf. The Offi Pocket Desk ($1,450) has a crisp maple finish, a hidden compartment for storing cables, and powder... [More]

Leap WorkLounge & Ottoman

Until now, the office task chair and the lounge chair have been two exclusively different types of chairs. Developed in conjunction with IDEO, the Leap WorkLounge & Ottoman ($2,000) is a successful marriage of these two different ideas. Rich, high-end materials enhance the comfort, while... [More]

Milk Desk

It's about time that desks started matching the desktops that sit on top of them. The Milk Desk ($TBA) is the first desk we've seen that is as smartly designed as the computers we use. Its oversized 140 x 80cm top houses cable exits, a... [More]

Perpetual Calendar

Professional office settings require guys to give up their swimsuit calendars. Add some pizzazz nonetheless to your cubicle walls with this Prepetual Calendar ($38). This eternal calendar lets you move the two magnetic balls to mark the date and month. It’s made of injection-molded plastic... [More]

Levitating Desktop Globe

Even during early childhood, globes speak to every guy's desire to rule the planet. Now you can actually see the world the way it was meant to be seen with the Levitating Desktop Globe ($40). It employs an electromagnet and a computerized sensor to work... [More]

Trey Chair

Now this is a true multifunction chair. The Trey Chair ($239) can be used as a standard task chair, but, like Megatron, can quickly transform into a floor rocker with side table, footrest or extra seat. Perfect for an impromptu Xbox showdown with a buddy.... [More]

igrobot

A perfect desktop companion, the igrobot ($13) is half robot, half earth. He comes with peat and seeds, and will keep growing even after you give him a little trim. And after your fat cat has eaten all the grass, you can use the planter... [More]

Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen

Looking for a pen that stands out from the crowd, but doesn't compromise on performance or comfort? Check out the Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen ($150). It features a soft rubber-like material "where finger meets pen," accepts standard refills, and is guaranteed to... [More]

Shit List Pad

Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]... [More]

SureFire Pen

From the makers of the badass, retina-scorching SureFire flashlights comes the SureFire Pen ($125). It sports a body made from hard anodized aerospace-grade aluminum with stainless steel on the tip, pocket clip, and the tailcap, which itself features a rounded window breaker — handy! It... [More]

Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen

We've all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn't just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the... [More]

The Wedge

As we've pretty much confirmed, Uncraters are a drinking bunch — so it only makes sense to mention The Wedge ($13). These rubber bottle-stacking props make sure that your stash of Grolsch doesn't end up rolling around your fridge, and lets you make better use... [More]

40 oz Cozy

Keep your King Cobra cool to the last drop with a 40 oz Cozy ($9). Constructed of neoprene with a possible gang-related design, the super size cozy has a handle for making your favorite malt treat even easier to handle. There ain't nothing like a... [More]

BeerTender

Sure, the DraughtKeg is handy, but it's also a little messy, and takes up quite a bit of room in the fridge. The Heineken BeerTender ($180) solves these problems by serving as a standalone beer-serving machine, made especially for the 5L DraughtKeg. Co-developed by Krups... [More]

Authentic Guinness Home Pub

Celebrate the 250th anniversary of the first keg of Guinness with this one-of-a-kind traditional Irish pub for your house. Designed and built by RiRa Pubs, this Authentic Guinness Home Pub ($250,000) will be built on-site in your home out of historic Irish architectural elements and... [More]

AK Ice Tray

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever.... [More]

Polar Pitcher

Keep your beer colder, longer with the Polar Pitcher ($20). Made from polycarbonate with a steel center ice chamber, you simply fill the bottom-opening chamber up with ice, pour in 60oz. of your beverage, and enjoy.... [More]

Karim Rashid Chess Set

Chess is fun, but just because you play it often doesn’t mean you have to have some stuffy white and black set sitting around. Make sure your chess set is as good looking as your home with this Chess Set by designer Karim Rashid ($55).... [More]

Flip Flap

This cartoon-looking plant is the perfect low-maintenance and high-entertainment vegetation for your desk. Flip Flap ($32) dances to the sun happily with no water or batteries — it's solar-powered. [via Cool Hunting]... [More]

Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush

Finally we have a plush of one of the fiercest villains in all of cinema — yes, we're talking about the Killer Rabbit from the classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush ($30) looks like a cute stuffed bunny... [More]

Nerf N-Strike Vulcan

One of the most popular user-submitted products in Uncrate history, the Nerf N-Strike Vulcan ($43) is the Rambo of Nerf guns. This mean-looking, belt-feeding, fully-automatic dart gun can fire at a rate of up to three darts per second, pummeling your target (or your target's... [More]

Nerf N-Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS 35

The Nerf brand turns 40 this year, and is apparently having a mid-life crisis. Sporting a "digital camo" paint job, the just-announced Nerf N-Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS 35 ($35; Fall 09) is the highest dart capacity Nerf blaster yet, featuring a collapsible stock, Tactical... [More]

Banana Republic Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket

Just because it’s summertime doesn’t mean that it won’t get chilly during the evenings — and to stay stylish during those windy nights on the beach (or drunk in the middle of a field, whatever) we recommend the Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket from Banana Republic ($98).... [More]

Ezra Fitch Officers Jacket

Military chic has always had its place in pop culture, and we couldn't think of a cooler way to sport it than with this Ezra Fitch Officers Jacket ($228). It features a classic fit with small details of wear from years past. Available in brown,... [More]

Armani Silk Jacket

All our clothing should inspire confidence, and no item of clothing that we’ve seen recently says “I’m gonna open up a whole can of whoop-ass on you” like this. The Armani Collezioni Silk Jacket ($700) may have James Bond villain written all over it, but... [More]

Cole Haan Suede Baseball Jacket

It's not always easy to find winter apparel that doesn't plump your figure into oblivion, but this is one exception. The Cole Haan Suede Baseball Jacket ($500) features a slim, shorter (26.5") fit with a stand-up collar and pickstitch details. It's fully lined to keep... [More]

Kenneth Cole Wool Tuxedo Jacket

After seeing one too many jackets that look like jackets this year, we're really digging this one from Kenneth Cole. The Wool Tuxedo Jacket ($248) is fully lined and will help dress anything up.... [More]

Authentic Navy Peacoat

When they say authentic, they mean it. This Navy Peacoat ($150) is made by Spiewak, the original manufacturer for the U.S. Navy. Featuring classic nautical looks, the coat is made of 100% wool melton, has poly-stuffed, quilted lining, and flannel-lined pockets.... [More]

Michael Kors Felt Peacoat

Make sure you're dressed with style and warmth this fall with the Michael Kors Felt Peacoat ($500). The double-breasted coat is made from a felted wool blend for extra softness, and features a wide notch collar, button front, and two side and two flap pockets.... [More]

Boss Corpo Wool Jacket

Get ready for cooler weather with the Boss Corpo Wool Jacket ($550). The modern-cut black coat features a four button closure, full lining, two interior pockets, four front flap pockets (two on the chest and two at the waist), and an adjustable collar closure. Military... [More]

Prada Logo Plaque Belt

We know it’s still summer, but it’s never too early to start stocking up on your fall attire — and this belt can help you do just that. The Logo Plaque Belt by Prada ($234) is expensive, yes, but is made of Nappa leather and... [More]

Mr. P Keychain

We didn't think we would ever find another household character that would top the Mr. Suicide bath plug — but we have. Mr. P ($12) is a tiny plastic man who holds your keys on his, um, his stainless steel manhood.... [More]

Pin-up Girl Cufflinks

We love women here at Uncrate, and we’ve found another tasteful way to show our appreciation — these Pin-up Girl Cufflinks from Paul Smith ($135). They're made from polished stainless steel with a porcelain center and feature a revolving foot. The vintage inspired pin-up girl... [More]

G.I. Joe Cobra Patch

If you were a young boy during the early 80s, you no doubt had an obsession with G.I. Joe toys. We were such fans that you can still find our 7-foot long aircraft carrier out in the garage, along with buckets of figures and way... [More]

Leather Cuff

Yes, we know you can get them all over the place — but it’s hard to find leather cuffs that you won’t see on every skater-wannabe you pass. The Leather Cuff by Marty Flint ($35) features a three inch wide base, with two sturdy metal... [More]

Nikos Aphion Bracelet

Despite the legions of teens running amok with hemp around their wrists, a well-crafted bracelet can enhance your Summer short-sleeved look. Although it's really expensive, The Aphion Bracelet by Nikos ($1800) will go perfectly with practically any outfit you pick this Summer without making you... [More]

Coach Level Keyfob

If it's finally time to ditch that lame "I Don't Do Mornings!" keychain that you've been carrying around since 1998, take a look at this super sleek Level Keyfob from Coach ($38). Not only does it just look cool, it may just come in handy... [More]

Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring

A lot of guys don't like the idea of wearing rings for fashion — they think that it might somehow make them "girly." Well, there's nothing "girly" about this ring. The Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring ($170) keeps it real manly with a wide, thick... [More]

The Douche Card

These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]

David Yurman Wide-Band Leather Bracelet

Dress up your favorite button-down and jeans combo with this Wide-Band Leather Bracelet from David Yurman ($400). The width of the band gives the bracelet a more masculine look, and the simple sterling silver clasp provides just the right amount of "bling" to set it... [More]

Juicy Couture Skull Fingerless Gloves

You can slap a skull on just about anything and make it worth buying. So is the case with the Juicy Couture Skull Fingerless Gloves ($65), which are screenprinted with a skull, crown and wings. The lambswool gloves come in army green, black or charcoal.... [More]

Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet

We've long been fans of simple bracelets, and the new Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet ($150) is one of the best we've seen. Made from rubber with a Sterling silver clasp, it combines sport and elegance in a rare manner. Plus, if you're digging the... [More]

Bill Adler Embellished Belt

If you're in the market for a new belt, you might want to take a look at this Embellished Leather Belt from Bill Adler ($100). The two-inch wide belt is made from soft leather and features metal embellishments, along with a funky snake print near... [More]

Eros and Psyche Necklace

Here's a Valentine's Day gift for both you and your sig. other: the Eros and Psyche Necklace from Sugarcane ($285). The necklace is actually a pair of sterling silver necklaces that, when placed together, form a heart — a manly, pointy heart, that is. Inspired... [More]

Cheers Ring

A $135 bottle opener might seem a little overpriced to you. Hell, a $135 ring might seem a little overpriced to you. But when you combine the two, all of a sudden it sounds like a terrific bargain, right? The Cheers Ring ($135), made of... [More]

Tech Web Belt

Leather isn't the first thing that comes to mind when you're talking about performance. For those looking for something a little better around their waist, Patagonia's Tech Web Belt ($26) will take care of things whether you're kayaking under blue skies or drinking under neon... [More]

Black Rome Belt

Classic Roman architecture meets modern-day clothing in the Black Rome Belt ($95) from Sugarcrane. The belt's elegant black buckle features a pair of Roman columns and smooth curves, and is paired with a black Italian leather belt with hand stitched accents that add just the... [More]

Nixon Rotolog Belt

Like their fantastic Rotolog Watch, Nixon's Rotolog Belt ($50) features high-gloss wood inlays in the buckle, which perfectly complements the plain leather belt. It's a perfect way to add some spice to your everyday tee and jeans uniform.... [More]

Survival Straps

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly have a section of strong... [More]

Nobis Brutus Hat & Scarf

Keep warm this winter in the Nobis Brutus Hat & Scarf ($55 CAD; ~$44). This hand-knit 80% lambswool, 20% nylon scarf and beanie set comes in your choice of three colorways, and features a thick diamond knit pattern to add a bit of texture to... [More]

Specter Last Resort Belt

Need a belt that will look good with jeans but can save your hide in a tight spot? Check out the Specter Last Resort Belt ($25-$32). made from Mil-Spec parachute webbing, the belt can be used to fully support one's body weight for rappelling or... [More]

Blocker Cards

From the makers of the ever popular Douche Cards, these handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night... [More]

Trapeze Picture Frame

We are all the time looking for cool picture frames, and this one fits the bill without requiring a huge 20” x 30” print. The Trapeze Frame by David Fleishman ($55) suspends 3 - 4” x 6” pics and 3 - 3.5” x 5” pics... [More]

Hough Waves Prints

It's really hard to find art that you'd actually consider laying down the cash for and proudly displaying in your selective little home. These Hough Wave Prints ($360-$1970) required not a second of consideration — we knew we wanted them the instant we saw them.... [More]

Designwall 'Birds' Wallpaper

We'd normally leave the wallpaper to the grandma's of the world, but we were recently alerted to the spectacular line by Designwall. Created by renowned Dutch designer Ed Annink, the digitaly printed wallpaper is customized for any room. The "Birds" wallpaper (pricing varies depending on... [More]

Drip Shelf

After noticing that our precious desk space is shrinking as we speak, we decided it was time for another shelf in the office. After looking at some more run-of-the-mill shelving, we settled on the Drip Shelf ($100). It features solid powder-coated steel construction, room enough... [More]

DNA 11 FingerPrints

DNA 11 started out offering really cool art created from your DNA. Now they're back, this time with cool art for your home made from your fingerprint. DNA 11 FingerPrints (starting at $190) include an easy-to-use fingerprinting kit for your home that you send in... [More]

Metropolis Wall Clock

The old-school, analog wall clock still has a time-honored place in any home — the only problem is finding one that is readable from across the room. Meet the Metropolis Wall Clock ($130). Sporting a gargantuan 30-inch diameter, this sucker runs on three AA batteries... [More]

Sundial Basket

Add an additional touch to your contemporary bachelor pad with the Sundial Basket ($100) by Front of the House. Made from high quality stainless steel, this basket gives off a distinct industrial feel which is sure to be a party conversation topic. It can also... [More]

Angela Adams Nasturtium Rugs

Finding subtle, "fun" rugs is not an easy task. Luckily, Angela Adams must have agreed, as she keeps cranking out great flooring designs. The Angela Adams Nasturtium in Mushroom Rugs ($300-1550) feature a great multilevel pattern in a fairly neutral color, allowing the rug to... [More]

Chalkboard Vase

Sometimes it's hard for guys to find vases that match their macho decor — but that won't be a problem with this one. The Chalkboard Vase ($40-$85) lets you draw whatever you want on the outside, so now those fresh cut flowers your lady likes... [More]

Half A Portion Mirror

Optical illusions are normally fun, and this one is no different. The Half A Portion Mirror with Shelf ($200) is a 17x11 mirror with half a porcelain dinner plate attached. The resulting reflection makes it appear that the plate is whole — a fun visual... [More]

Python Rug

Normally, we'd recommend that you stay far away from snake-themed interior decor, but we'll make an exception for this Python Rug ($100-$500). Made from ivory and flax wool yarns, the plush rug features an understated python pattern, which is just right for adding a little... [More]

Threadless Display Art

Every week, artist Joe Suta creates three 4'x3' paintings, depicting a mashup of Threadless' winning T-shirt designs from that week, for their Chicago store. As new paintings are created, the old ones are sold online as Threadless Display Art. Priced at $250 each, these one-of-a-kind... [More]

Tripod Planter

Plant your foliage in a vessel that will match their modern surroundings with the Tripod Planter ($150). Made from steel, it's good indoors or out year-round, with three slender legs and a simple, elegant form that'll look great by the pool or by the bar.... [More]

Book Decor

Got some empty shelves that need something to hold? Grab up some great-looking leather-bound books from Book Decor ($6/book and up). The purveyor of decorative books sells the tomes in a variety of shades and styles — from "Less than perfect" to the richly-colored "Jewel... [More]

Timeless Clock

One of the great things about analog clocks is their ability to show the current time against a myriad of backdrops. The Timeless Clock by Pascal Tarabay ($350) is a great example of this, with two black hands set atop a background of highly-stylized numbers... [More]

Playboy: The Art of Beauty

One of Playboy's best-known features is its humorous, sophisticated artwork, and now you can pick up an original piece for your man-room at Playboy: The Art of Beauty ($500-$28,000; Probably NSFW). The auction, to be held on October 15 at Heritage Auction Galleries in Dallas,... [More]

Throwing Star Magnets

Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded into whatever surface they're stuck... [More]

Wallter Slat Rack

The problem with most coat racks is their singular purpose: they only hold coats, and perhaps a bag or two (provided it has straps). Made of powder-coated steel, the Wallter Slat Rack ($145) overcomes this limitation with a unique, quirky modern design that can handle... [More]

Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug

While we tend to prefer not to sit around in our own liquid filth, the Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug ($30) could almost change our tune. He not only keeps the water in the ol' tub, but he also floats on the surface of the bubbles... [More]

Garnet/Kyoto Bed Linens

The right set of bed linens can make or break an entire bedroom, and we're betting on these to make ours. The Garnet/Kyoto Bed Linens from Crate and Barrel ($145 - $199) contrast rich garnet with a simple cream color, and the squared texture of... [More]

Ligne Roset Maly Bed

The Maly Bed from Ligne Roset ($5,000) is probably the most elegant contemporary-style bed you'll find (nevermind the fact that it costs more than your first car). The low-sitting bed has an aluminum base, movable back cushions (no headboard), two pivoting tables, and is available... [More]

West Elm Tumbleweed Print Duvet Cover

This Tumbleweed Print Duvet Cover from West Elm ($80-$120) provides the relaxing feeling of nature with its botanical print and earthy hue — great for when you just want to crash after a long day. Also, be sure to pick up the matching pillowcases ($30... [More]

Skull Hand Towel

We don't hate our mother-in-laws, nor do we have an all pirate-themed bathroom. Even so, we can't help but love these Skull Hand Towels by Kathy Steig ($20). They come in four different colors, feature an embroidered skull and crossbones on the front, and are... [More]

Rossetto Metropole Bed

It always sucks when you have to buy nightstands to go with your new bed. Well, the Rossetto Metropole Bed ($2920 - $3120) comes with two nightstands that are just as stylish as the bed itself. The set is available in cherry stained hardwoods and... [More]

Bolero Quilt

If you're sick of fighting your comforter and duvet cover combo, it might be time to return to the ol' quilt you once knew. The Bolero Quilt from Chiasso ($200-$270) is not your grandmother's quilt, however. It has a very modern pattern (hand-stitched blue circles)... [More]

Classic Bath Towel Ladder

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment, you’ve no doubt encountered cheap plastic towel racks before. Well, we’ve had quite enough of that. The Classic Bath Towel Ladder ($125) has three water-tolerant brushed metal rungs for you to place your towels on as neat decoration... [More]

Downshift Toilet Flusher Handle

While it's understood by pretty much everyone that bathrooms aren't the coolest places in the house, there are still ways you can make them more fun. Take, for instance, the Downshift Toilet Flusher Handle ($35). The aluminum shifter features 4 gears listed on top of... [More]

Pirate Throw Pillow

If you're sick of only finding bedding and home accessories that look like they belong at your grandma's house, then you'll be glad to hear about Sin In Linen. They offer some amazing stuff for your bedroom that only a true man could love. We... [More]

Laundry Rug

We all know that from time to time it seems way easier to toss our clothes into a pile in the closet than into a hamper, and this product helps our theory. The Laundry Rug ($29) is a stylish floor pad that is designed for... [More]

Blomus Slice Laundry Bin

Let's face it — stainless steel is normally stylish, piles of dirty clothes are not. The Blomus Slice Laundry Bin ($190) keeps your master suite tidy and stylish with a stainless steel body that rides on five casters for easy movement and features a striking... [More]

Animal Damask Duvet Cover

For a guy-approved bed covering, check out this Animal Damask Duvet Cover ($60) printed with deer, peacocks and other forest friends. Designed by Dirty Linens, the duvet also includes a zippered pillow sham.... [More]

Himmei Bed Linens

It's not always easy to find good-looking, organically-inspired bedding — especially in brown. Himmei Bed Linens ($90-$120) combine a fantastic pattern — based on a classic photo negative design by Maija Isola of Merimekko fame — with soft, 270-thread-count cotton to create a warm, inviting... [More]

Tattoo Pin-Up Girl Towels

Bring the pin-up girl into the 21st century — and into your bathroom — with Tattoo Pin-Up Girl Towels ($30 each). Choose from one of three designs by Uncrate fav. Kathy Steig, and wow your guests with the ultimate anti-rubber ducky bathroom decor.... [More]

Kohler Antilia Wading Pool

Modern yet organic, the Kohler Antilia Wading Pool ($TBA) is a strikingly nice-looking bathroom sink. It's crafted from cast glass, which gives it an organic feel thanks to the unique texture of the glass. Available in either Ice or Storm colors, it's a great way... [More]

SimpleHuman Shampoo & Soap Dispensers

We're big fans of the sleek, efficiently designed, minimal approach of the SimpleHuman line of home organization devices. Now, you can bring that elegance and order to the bathroom and recreate the man-spa experience at home with the SimpleHuman Shampoo &; Soap Dispensers ($30-$90; Summer... [More]

A&F Corps Cargo Short

We're usually not that big of fans of Abercrombie (especially since they went mad with the paint splatters on their jeans), but these navy Corps Cargo Shorts ($50) appear to be darn near perfect for a summer weekend. They feature a cell phone pocket and... [More]

Hurley Pacifico Boardshorts

Thanks to all clothing stores rolling out their fall gear hella early, it's really hard to find any trunks this time of year. But since it's just now July, many of us are only now deciding that we desperately need to hit the beach. Luckily,... [More]

Hydro Print Board Shorts

We all like a nifty pattern on our board shorts, but how about a pair whose print reacts to water? The Hydro Print Board Shorts from Crazy Shirts ($45) have a Hawaiian floral pattern in the fabric that is invisible when dry, but comes to... [More]

Abercrombie Tumak Lightweight Cargo

Since we recently realized that we'd been wearing the same pair of cargo shorts 3-4 times a week, we knew it was time to find another pair. The Tumak Lightweight Cargo from Abercrombie & Fitch ($70) steps things up from your standard cargo fare with... [More]

Ben Sherman Colada Plaid Mod Shirt

This western-inspired Colada Plaid Mod Shirt from Ben Sherman ($70) is one of the few short-sleeve button-up shirts we've come across lately that we'd consider wearing. It looks great with a pair of light-wash jeans and a blonde with a 6-pack of Heineken.... [More]

Guess Casey Shirt

This light blue Casey Shirt from Guess ($80) would look so good with a pair of khakis it's not even funny. It features roll-up button tab sleeves and front button flap pockets that make it the definition of the new urban safari look.... [More]

Boss Hugo Boss Dotted Cotton Shirt

Solid color shirts are just fine, but sometimes it's nice to have a little something extra for those who get close enough to notice, and that's what this shirt is all about. From a distance the Dotted Cotton Shirt by Hugo Boss ($150) looks as... [More]

John Varvatos Mini Ombre Stripe Shirt

Yeah, it's a little pricey, but this Mini Ombre Stripe Shirt from John Varvatos ($225) is one of those rare shirts that are both flashy and understated at the same time. Its generous spread collar, two-button cuffs and shirttail hem give it a hip look,... [More]

Diesel Milene V Neck Sweater

You'll be needing sweaters and such before you know it. We're starting early this year, and the description for this Milene V Neck Sweater from Diesel ($120) makes us want to bust out our credit cards. Urban Outfitters says it has a "soft, suedey feel... [More]

Banana Republic Chunky Button-Mock Pullover

We'll save the whole "it'll be winter before you know it" thing and instead just start pointing out some cold weather items that should be in your closet this year. The first is this versatile Lambswool Pullover from Banana Republic ($88). It has "a touch... [More]

Skull Sweater

We've begun our yearly hunt for cool sweaters, and we've come across a gem right off the bat. Lucky Brand's Skull Intarsia Sweater ($98) is made of jet black lambs wool and has a big ol' white skull to stare down any opposing foes as... [More]

Stock 2 Pocket Military Shirt

This military-inspired shirt ($60) looks really versatile. Like one of those shirts that somehow gets worn a couple times a week even though you know you shouldn't be wearing the same thing that often. It's got two button-flap pockets, button tabs for holding up your... [More]

Ted Baker Ninty Print Shirt

As the days get warmer around these parts, we start hanging up our long-sleeve button-downs and hoodies and begin our annual hunt for short-sleeve shirts that aren't tees or polos. With its cotton geometric print and slim cut, the Ninty print shirt by Ted Baker... [More]

Guess Pacific Linen Shirt

We all know about the benefits of linen pants in the summertime, but for some reason many of us don't have any linen tops. Change all that with the Pacific Linen Shirt from Guess ($70). It features a button down front with chest patch pockets... [More]

Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt

When summertime heats up, it's time to ditch those heavier, darker dress shirts and find something more "beach friendly" for your nighttime escapades, like the Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt ($60). It features a classic, clean button-up front with laid back details like a spread... [More]

Banana Republic Military Shirt

If you're sick of the tees and polos this summer, check out this lightweight military-style shirt from Banana Republic ($60). The linen-like cotton material will keep you cool even in the record-breaking heat, while the buttoned epaulets and two front chest pockets will give you... [More]

Guess Simon Dobby English Shirt

This great button-down shirt from Guess sits right between formal and casual — perfect for a night out. The Simon Dobby English Shirt ($80) has got subtle vertical stripes and long sleeves with double cuffs. If black is too dark for you, Guess also offers... [More]

Abide Hoodie

We missed the east coast Lebowski Fest again, but just got an email from the organizers telling us about their new Abide Hoodie ($35) and T-Shirt ($15). There's no real explanation as to why every man should have one of these, so I'll leave it... [More]

Abecrombie Upper Hudson Sweater

Forgoing all of the usual warnings about Abercrombie making you look like a college jock, this sweater would make a damn good addition to your casual winter wardrobe. The Upper Hudson Sweater ($90) is made from 95% wool/5% cashmere and comes in five Thanksgiving-ready colors.... [More]

Tottenham Shirt

You can't go wrong with polka dots. The Tottenham Shirt ($198), from New York's What Comes Around Goes Around, is a poplin woven shirt with embroidered polka dot detail and button closure. It's available in black with dune detail or black with cadet detail. Whatever... [More]

Abercrombie Curtis Pond Hooded Henley

While we normally fear Abercrombie's logo-covered tops, we can't help but like this Curtis Pond Hooded Henley ($60). The wider opening of the henley allows for a different look than you get with a hoodie, and small details like the striped hood and vintage wash... [More]

Flux Hoodie

Ditch your plain sweat jacket for this Flux Hoodie from prAna ($68). The waffle hoodie with bonded sherpa on the inside also features a tonal screen and embroidery art on the front left chest, and 100% cotton construction makes sure you stay comfortable and warm.... [More]

J.Crew Washed Chalkstripe Vest

The vest is back this fall. If you choose to sport one of these sleeveless wonders, we suggest the J.Crew Washed Chalkstripe Vest ($120). Made of English lambswool from the world-famous Mallalieu's mill, the vest is washed for softness and a more casual look.... [More]

ScotteVest Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece

ScotteVest's Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece ($70) was made for those of us who tend to carry around more gadgets and gear than Richard "Data" Wang. Part of the company's technology enabled clothing (TEC) line, the lightweight hoodie is surprisingly comfortable and absolutely packed with places to... [More]

B. Son Pullover Hoodie

The warmth of a traditional hoodie is great, but sometimes it's nice to have a hood without the added bulk. The B. Son Pullover Hoodie ($75) offers precisely that, with a slimming fit, diagonal button placket at the neckline, and pouch front pockets, in a... [More]

Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan

You might think of cardigans as apparel for older men, but keep in mind: with age comes wisdom. Hence our recommendation of the Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan ($395). Its blend of alpaca and wool is sure to keep you warm on those cool winter days,... [More]

Abercrombie Sargent Pond Crewneck

As the weather gets cooler, it's a good idea to have some more upscale long-sleeved crewnecks around to wear alone, or for layering underneath another shirt or jacket. The Abercrombie Sargent Pond Crewneck ($50) is one option, made from soft brushed cotton, and with its... [More]

American Apparel Salt and Pepper Hoodie

The American Apparel Salt and Pepper Hoodie ($40) is just the right mix of trendy and classic to warrant a spot in your closet. A favorite of Hollywood scenesters, the fitted zip-up sweatshirt features gym class-style peppered grey polyester/fleece and contrasting drawcord and zipper.... [More]

Lacoste Supima Cotton Sweater

Just in time for Spring, this Lacoste Supima Cotton Jersey Sweater ($165) offers fashion that will serve you well as the weather transitions from winter's cold to springtime cool. Made from super-soft supima cotton, the full-zip sweater features a ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem, and... [More]

Vintage Red

Vintage Red is a great casual men's clothier we recently learned of. With three themed collections — Military Neutrals, Coastal Living, and South of France — the company's current offerings mostly feature long sleeve and short sleeve button ups and tees in great washes with... [More]

Ralph Lauren Rugby

Founded in 2004, Ralph Lauren Rugby is the legendary designer's latest brand, offering old-school patterns and cuts in a more modern style. The line includes a variety of tops, including rugbys (surprise!), polos, dress shirts, and some terrific sweaters and cardigans, along with stylish bottoms,... [More]

G Star Raw Denim Midnight Counter Shirt

A slim, modern fit meets 60's western style in the G Star Raw Denim Midnight Counter Shirt ($130). The shirt features a snap placket with a hidden zip closure, flap-patch chest pockets, military-style shoulder epaulets, and a fine black and white check pattern. Pair with... [More]

Vintage Chambray Workshirt

Made of soft, washed cotton and inspired by workwear from the early 1900s, J.Crew's Vintage Chambray Workshirt ($98) can handle anything, no matter what your job entails. It's got a slimmer, tailored fit and an old school tab collar.... [More]

J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater

Just in time for fall comes the J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater ($138). Made from fine Italian merino wool woven in a thick 7-gauge knit and featuring details like woven cotton twill elbow patches and front pocket, real horn buttons, and a shawl collar, it will... [More]

Loomstate Collection

Pick up some new summer fashion without breaking the bank with Target's Loomstate Collection ($18-$45). Made from 100% organic cotton fiber, the collection includes graphic tees, shorts, button-ups, and terrific jackets, all of which will keep you looking great while leaving you with plenty of... [More]

Auto Engine Diagram T-Shirt

You may not know a spark plug from an alternator, but you can be sure you'll at least look cool in this Auto Engine Diagram T-shirt ($23) from Slow Shirts. It has a hand-drawn diagram of an engine in case you ever forget where that... [More]

Big Lebowski Baseball Shirt

The Big Lebowski is one of our favorite movies ever, and what better way to show our affection than with a recreation of one of the Dude’s favorite tees? The Kaoru Betto Baseball Shirt ($19) is a recreation of the tan and brown shirt worn... [More]

The Fast Supper T-Shirt

How could you possibly go wrong with a shirt poking fun at Jesus and the fast food giants all at the same time? The Fast Supper T-shirt from Threadless ($15) features awesome artist renditions of Ronald, The Colonel, The King, Wendy, the Little Caesar’s guy,... [More]

American Apparel Baby Rib Fitted T-Shirt

Sometimes having a clever phrase like "Gettin' Lucky In Kentucky" on your T-shirt isn't the coolest thing in the world. In fact, some of the coolest peeps in the world sport only plain shirts — and we've recently considered ditching our faux-emo tees for some... [More]

What Would Jesus Bomb? T-Shirt

Note: Save your complaints on this one. We swing several different ways here at Uncrate when it comes to politics — we're a mix of liberal hippies, conservative monkeys, and puppy-eating robots. Following Sunday's series finale of Six Feet Under (the best show that ever... [More]

Canvas Active Wear

After mentioning a plain black tee that we loved recently, a reader informed us that we should check out the gear at Canvas Clothing. So we hopped on over to the company's website, where we found a bounty of colorful, yet understated tops — heaven... [More]

No Mas Escobar T-Shirt

If you’ve been alive the last twenty years, and you haven’t been living in a cave, then you’ve probably heard the name Pablo Escobar. Now you can relive all the Blow-era glory with this No Mas Escobar T-shirt ($26). With a look that borrows from... [More]

Excitebike 'I Do My Own Stunts' T-Shirt

Ah yes, Excitebike. We heard the “Overheat” noise in our nightmares when we were younger, and now we can show our appreciation for this NES classic with the "I Do My Own Stunts" T-Shirt ($19). A simple design is printed on a raglan sleeve baseball... [More]

Ralph Lauren Polo Classic Ten-Pack

How to instantly get a preppy wardrobe in one easy step: ask Santa for the Ralph Lauren Polo Classic Ten-Pack ($650). You'll get a gift box full of 10 classic-fitting polos and more embroidered polo players than any one person should ever have in his... [More]

Blow Me NES T-Shirt

Show that you paid your NES cartridge blowing dues with the Blow-Me NES T-shirt ($18) from Busted Tees. Sure, it's a kind of childish slogan, but it's also so damn perfect for those of us who hyperventilated on more than one occassion from trying to... [More]

She Doesn't Even Realize T-Shirt

If you happen to be single heading into this Valentine’s Day — as this Uncrate staffer is — then you should love this tee. The She Doesn't Even Realize by lonesquid ($15) features a sad and dejected little robot guy staring down at the heart... [More]

Viking T-Shirt

The only thing we love more than pirates are vikings. Now you can show your love for the horned helmet-wearing savages with this Viking tee ($38). Part of Fjord's "Natural History" collection, the black tailored tee has a cool illustration of the viking's preferred mode... [More]

A|X Colorblock Polo

Spring is coming — in fact for some of you, it's already here. Start the sunny season off right with this Colorblock Polo from Armani Exchange ($50). With a slimmer fit than your average polo, it also has a bold three-color design that is sure... [More]

Rogue T-Shirt

Normally we try to find tees that don't rock slogans, but something about the Condé Nast-ish font used on this logo tee sucked us in. The Rogue Tee by Rogue Status ($35) comes in a nice grey and features Rogue on the front — with... [More]

'Dudes' T-Shirt

Our friends the Dude and Walter are back again, this time in the Dudes T-Shirt ($24) by Jeremy Fish Printed on a soft blue tee, this terrific shirt features a chest-up drawing of our favorite heroes just chilling, with "Dudes" written in script underneath.... [More]

Night Owl T-Shirt

Show your wisdom of cool tees with the Night Owl T-shirt ($36) from TeeTonic. The navy blue shirt features an awesome illustration of everyone's favorite nocturnal bird of prey.... [More]

Open The F*ckin' Canned Peaches T-Shirt

Yes, it has the F-word on it. But considering it also has the great Al Swearengen on it, the words on the Open The F*ckin' Canned Peaches T-Shirt ($20) could be a lot worse. Such as: "God rest the souls of that poor family... and... [More]

Tragically Hip Polo Shirt

Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player... [More]

Women We Love Tee

We don't give out titles like "Sexiest T-shirt of the Year" easily, but this one is a no-brainer. Designed to celebrate "two sexy women being intimate," the Women We Love Tee ($55) features a great graphic print of exactly that — two naked women locked... [More]

Suits Suck T-Shirt

Fans of HBO's Entourage will no doubt recognize this tee from a recent showdown between maverick director Billy Walsh and Vince's manager and best friend, Eric. The Suits Suck T-Shirt ($15) is currently on pre-sale, so order now and be the first in your office... [More]

Entourage Medellin T-Shirt

While you wait patiently to see what "Harvey" does with the mess that is Medellin, show your support for Vincent Chase and his fictional crew with this Entourage Medellin T-Shirt ($20). Featuring the fake film's logo above a graphic of Colombia, this tee is better-looking... [More]

This Isn't 'Nam T-Shirt

This is bowling. There are rules. There are also rules to getting your tee on Uncrate. Robots, Star Wars, Zombies, or Lebowski. Easy. The This Isn't 'Nam T-Shirt ($25) features a great hodgepodge of Walter-y goodness that we just must own. Mark it zero.... [More]

Science! T-Shirts

Proudly show off your inner nerd with one of these Science! T-Shirts ($18). You simply can't go wrong science. Choose from 10 different styles. [via]... [More]

Slingshot Bird T-Shirt

Every man still has a little Dennis the Menace in them. Wear it proud with the Slingshot Bird T-Shirt ($29). Even if you're as old as Mr. Wilson. [Thanks, Michelle]... [More]

F the Economy T-Shirt

Indeed. Flex your consumer purchasing muscle by ordering this F the Economy T-Shirt ($15). Bailout, schmailout.... [More]

Open Mic T-Shirt

Speak up with the Open Mic T-Shirt ($32) from Brand of the Free. Because everyone has something to say. Or at least thinks they do.... [More]

Up In Smoke T-Shirt

Pay homage to cinema's most celebrated stoners with the Up In Smoke T-Shirt ($24). Featuring faceless illustrations of a dude with a mustache and cap and another with an unkempt beard, long hair, and headband, it's both unmistakable and subtle.... [More]

Green Tree T-Shirt

Show your inner Treehugger with this Green Tree T-Shirt ($25). Made of super soft 100% organic cotton and printed with earth-friendly water-based ink, the shirt makes it clear that you're in it for the planet.... [More]

Haymaker T-Shirt

Take that, you rude Grizzly bear. You don't mess with a burly mountain man with a beard this thick. You just don't. Buy the Haymaker T-Shirt ($24) as a warning to your own local bears. [via]... [More]

Magic Mushrooms T-Shirt

Explore the seedy underbelly of the Mushroom Kingdom with the Magic Mushrooms T-Shirt ($18). This royal blue tee features a blue-toned print of a mysterious Italian plumber, shrouded in darkness, purchasing a bag of mushroom heads from a round-headed character. Further investigation suggests the result... [More]

Stroke Socks

We all have to wear socks, but no one ever said they had to be plain and boring. Enter Atlanta artist J. Stroke and his refreshing line of striped Stroke Socks ($10 a pair). Available in ten different colors, we found the greyscale color to... [More]

Oberon Socks

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull... [More]

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