Boasting an ultra-light weight and Pakka wood handle, the Kyocera Kyotop Damascus Ceramic Chef's Knife ($205) is a step above your average steel blade. The strength and density of Kyotop's ceramic blade allow it to be sharpened using diamond wheels, resulting in a razor-sharp blade that remains sharp up to ten times longer than its steel equivalent, and offers Juggernaut-like... [More]
If you're planning on training up for Winter X Games 15, do yourself a favor and protect your face and respiratory tract with the ColdAvenger ($50-$60). This advanced cold weather mask employs a patent-pending ventilation design to mix inhaled cold air with exhaled warm air, keeping the temperature inside the mask up to 40º to 60ºF warmer than the outdoors,... [More]
There's nothing quite as annoying — or gross — as a clogged drain, which is why we're considering the PermaFlow Never-Clog Drain ($20) in the Uncrate HQ mens room. Made from clear ABS plastic and synthetic rubber, the Perma-Flow attaches easily to standard kitchen and bath drains, and features a unique, integrated drain-clearing wiper that helps you move clogs on... [More]
We don't know why it's taken them so long, but Nikon has finally outed a camera capable of Full 1080p HD video recording. The Nikon Coolpix P100 ($400) packs HD video in a semi-compact body, as well as a 10.3 megapixel backside illumination CMOS sensor, a 26x Optical Wide Angle Zoom-NIKKOR lens, a 3-inch variable-angle LCD, program, shutter priority, aperture... [More]
While we're not sure about its "background defocusing" feature — seems like opening up the aperture would do the same thing — the new Olympus SP-800UZ ($350) is a strong contender otherwise. It sports a 30x optical zoom, a 14 megapixel CCD sensor, a 3-inch wide-screen LCD, 720p HD video recording, CCD-shift image stabilization, SD/SDHC compatibility, Face Detection AF, and... [More]
Using SurfaceSound technology, the new Tunebug Vibe ($70) lets you take a speaker with you basically anywhere you go. The Tunebug sports a stylish, triangular brushed metal body, an illuminated power button, and a standard 3.5mm input for compatibility with a wide range of audio sources, but the real magic is in the NXT-powered SurfaceSound Speaker, which turns nearly any... [More]
Who's in the mood for some pig and alcohol flavored suckers? Lollyphile is a San Fran-based company selling odd lollypop flavors (4/$10), like its first two creations, Absinthe and Maple-bacon. The Absinthe lollypops are made with real absinthe, and the Maple-bacon ones (also available in a caffeinated version) are made with organic, cured bacon and Vermont maple syrup. Seriously. Other... [More]
Worried about radio waves from your phone melting your brain? The Pong Anti-Radiation iPhone Case ($60) is here to help. Designed for the iPhone 3G and iPhone 3GS, this unique accessory features an integrated Pong-developed Gold PCB module to redirect cellular radiation away from your head, while the silicone case protects your phone and ensures maximum signal strength thanks to... [More]
Skip the overexposed, Spencer's-style theater posters and pay tribute to one of the most unique minds in modern cinema with some Quentin Tarantino Tribute Posters ($90). Designed by Ibraheem Youssef, these 24 x 36 inch prints are limited to just 200 each, and feature fresh graphic representations of QT's most famous flicks, lovingly printed on 100lb, High Quality Fine Canson... [More]
Just in time for the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back comes this re-imagining of one of the Star Wars saga's most awesome vehicles. The new Hasbro Star Wars AT-AT ($100) is a behemoth toy worthy of the All Terrain Armored Transport name, measuring in at over two feet tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, with... [More]
We'll be the first to admit that Nike would have been the first shoe company we'd expect to launch its own handset, but that doesn't make the Puma Phone ($TBA) any less cool. Designed by Puma and Sagem Wireless, the Puma Phone is an "active smartphone," offering the expected features — like mobile Internet, messaging, GPS localization, video calling, Bluetooth,... [More]
From the menus of David Chang's white-hot NYC restaurants Momofuku Noodle Bar, Momofuku Ssäm Bar, and the ultra-intimate Momofuku Ko comes Momofuku ($27). Co-authored by Chang and NYT writer Peter Meehan, this hardcover cookbook contains over 300 pages of highly-detailed recipes — we're not talking 30 minute meals here — covering everything from noodles (obviously) to chicken wings and fried... [More]
No, not that kind of razor. The Saucony ProGrid Razor ($135) is a Red Dot Design Award-winning running shoe meant to keep your feet protected and comfortable out on the trail. Features include a three-quarter cut for protection against the elements, an eVent waterproof fabric bootie, a Vibram Trek outsole for superior grip, ProGrid impact deflection technology, and more.... [More]
Long before he ate green eggs and ham, Dr. Seuss — also known as Theodor Geisel — was a talented political cartoonist for the New York newspaper PM. Dr. Seuss Goes to War ($14) is a 272-page tribute to his two-year stint at the paper, featuring reproductions of roughly half of Seuss' 400 cartoons from 1941-1943, highlighted alongside explanatory text... [More]
Originally formulated in the 15th century to lure bears out of their caverns, trees, and other hiding spots, Bärenjäger Honey Liqueur ($30) is a 70 proof blast from the past. Literally translating to "bear hunter," Bärenjäger is still crafted in a traditional manner with all-natural ingredients, as well as some new world fine spirits and premium Mexican honey.... [More]
Rarely do we post collections of academic essays, but rarely are they about The Dude. The Year's Work in Lebowski Studies ($17/Paperback; $53/Hardcover) is a collection of the best essays and papers submitted to the underground academic symposium held alongside the 5th Annual Lebowski Fest in Louisville, KY, each filled with new, thoughtful insights on the film and its characters,... [More]
Get rid of hunger while battling fatigue at the same time with Perky Jerky ($3). This tender, tasty jerky is flavored with guarana, giving each bag 150 milligrams of caffeine for a little kick. Perfect for long work days, long gaming sessions, or for those unable to handle a bag of chips and a Red Bull at the same time.... [More]
Think you know all there is to know about Star Wars' central hero-villain? Ryder Windham and Peter Vilmur, authors of Star Wars: The Complete Vader ($60) might disagree. This 192-page hardcover explores all things Vader, from his history and downward spiral into the Sith, to his costume, related merchandise, and his character's cultural impact. Filled with photos and several special... [More]
We've covered complete periodical collections before, but never one that arrives on its own dedicated hard drive. The Complete National Geographic ($200) includes digital reproductions of every Nat Geo issue from 1888 - 2008, including all the classic maps, photographs, and articles, all searchable from within an advanced custom interface. All the content arrives on a 160GB USB hard drive,... [More]
Lest you actually have to start your car with your car keys, Viper SmartStart ($300-$500) is a cool new system that allows you start your car with your iPhone or iPod touch. Using a GSM signal, SmartStart either plugs into your existing Viper security/remote start system or comes bundled with one, letting you not only start but also lock or... [More]
Most of the time when you see a product made from recycled whatever, the "whatever" part loses its original functionality — you can't exactly use a bench made from recycled milk jugs to hold milk. Which is only one of the many reasons Sonic Fabric Ties ($90) are so neat. Made from 50% colored thread and 50% recycled audio cassette... [More]
Step back into the England of Jane Austen's novels — with an undead twist — in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls ($11). Written by well-versed novelist Steve Hockensmith, this latest addition to the Quirk Classic line serves as a prequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, exploring the genesis of the zombie plague in early-nineteenth century... [More]
If you're the type of person that still sends correspondence via snail mail, and you like the taste of bacon — and really, who doesn't? — then you need to grab yourself some Mmmvelopes ($7/25). These standard-size, bacon-looking envelopes echew the nasty and potentially deadly glue of old for a new adhesive that tastes just like real bacon. Just don't... [More]
While we have no idea what the hell it has to do with the sport of rugby, we're digging the L.L.Bean Rugby Robe ($50) anyway. Made of tough-yet-comfy sweatshirt-like cotton, it sports a full hood to keep your ears warm on early-morning trips to the mailbox, the requisite embroidered logo on the left chest, a locker loop for easy hanging,... [More]
Being the "world's first" often means two things: a potentially small target market, and a high price tag. Still, if you've got the cash and the components necessary to own the "world's first Wireless USB external hard drive," the Imation Pro WX Wireless USB Hard Drive ($450) is the only game in town. Offering data transfer rates of up to... [More]
Keep yourself warm and your conscience clear with the Victorinox Recycled Ripstop Down Vest ($200). Made with a shiny recycled polyester outer, down fill, and nylon lining, this close-fitting quilted vest also features contrast piping, a front zip closure, on-seam pockets, a slightly curved back hem, and, judging from the picture, the ability to make you look like Clark Kent.... [More]
Whether you're climbing an actual mountainside or a slick indoor wall in the city, Five Ten Coyote Rock Shoes ($90) have you covered. These low-cut climbers feature a slip-lasted design, ultra-sticky Stealth C4 rubber outsoles for maximum grip and durability, full-wrap rands and deep heel cups for added traction, and an unlined, split-leather upper to allow your feet to breathe... [More]
Blending the qualities of a traditional chef's knife with the versatility of a Japanese cleaver, the Wusthof Classic Nakiri Knife ($100) makes a fine gift for the cook in your life, even if that happens to be you. It's precision-forged from a single piece of high-carbon stainless steel for excellent balance and agility, and features a 30% double angled 6.5-inch... [More]
As much a car as it is a gadget on wheels, with the 2011 Audi A8 ($TBA; late 2010) Audi has raised the automotive technology bar once again. The latest version of Audi's flagship sedan boasts standard features like quattro all-wheel-drive, a 4.2L FSI V8 engine good for 372hp, and an Aluminum Space Frame body. These traditional features are overshadowed... [More]
Cue old TV show intro: "In 1953, the Central Intelligence Agency contracted illusionist John Mulholland to create a secret dossier of stealth and misdirection to be used by operatives in the field. All copies of the document were believed to have been destroyed in 1973, but a single copy remained...." Believe it or not, that's the real story behind The... [More]
Make all the bacon-apple popsicles you want with the Zoku Quick Pop Maker ($50). The nonstick cast-aluminum molds use an internal space-age solution that gives you ready-to-eat popsicles in about 7 minutes with no electricity required. The Zoku comes with six reusable plastic sticks and six drip guards.... [More]
If you're like us, you might see the words "bistro flatbread" together and think "glorified pizza," but the Bodum Bistro Flatbed Toaster ($80) is built for so much more. It features a large, flat, stainless steel heating surface to handle toasting or defrosting of any number of bread types, including pizza shells, tortillas, bagels, buns, and anything else you can... [More]
Four years ago, we brought you the Marshmallow Shooter. It served you well. It kept enemies at bay. It won many office battles. But times have gotten worse. And times like these call for something stronger. Times like these call for the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster ($55). This pump-action weapon shoots marshmallows up to 40 feet, and stores discreetly in... [More]
Perfect for the changing weather that occurs during football season, the Under Armour AllSeasonGear Reversible Crew ($50) is the ultimate base layer for your athletic gear. Featuring both a light, smooth side that enhances cooling, and a dark textured side to keep you warm and dry, this unique top also offer flatlock seams, anti-odor technology, 30+ UPF protection, and 4-way... [More]
Whether or not you like his sometimes overly enthusiastic approach to cooking, there's no doubting Jamie Oliver's culinary talent. His new book, Jamie's Food Revolution: Rediscover How to Cook Simple, Delicious, Affordable Meals ($27) aims to help you with your cooking by breaking down a large number of common meals to make them as simple as possible, with layman-level instructions... [More]
There's nothing more satisfying than decorating your abode with artwork or photos of your own creation, and CanvasPop ($49 and up) makes it easier than ever to do so. As the world's only large format printing company to work with images of any resolution, CanvasPop allows you to make gorgeous canvas prints of pretty much any image, even if they're... [More]
Read up on your undead history with The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks by Max Brooks ($10). Unlike Brooks' prior Zombie Survival Guide, Recorded Attacks takes a look back to study past zombie attacks throughout history. In addition to the hilarious text, the book features outstanding illustrations by Ibraim Roberson that help bring each story to life.... [More]
Don't let the name fool you — the Missisipi Distiller ($200) isn't some shoddy backwoods attempt to make money by selling moonshine machines, but rather a way to extract fragrant oils for use in colognes and perfumes (riiight). Made by the Missisipi Destil Co., this contraption uses a series of tubes, an oil lamp, and a water-filled condensing pot to... [More]
If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and works for prying open doors or windows, cutting, bashing out windows, lifting nails and hinge... [More]
Whether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.... [More]
Have a big, nasty mess that's more than your average Shop-Vac can hold? Give the BucketVAC ($TBA; Q4 2009) a try. This 7-pound commercial-grade wet/dry vacuum attaches quickly and easily to most 5 gallon buckets, snapping in place using the bucket handle, with a removable filter and a 2-inch diameter hose for less clogging. Bucket full? Just detach the vac... [More]
Ditch the bags-hanging-off-your-thighs look and step up to the Nau Cargo Pant ($95). Made from heavy-duty organic cotton double twill with a hint of spandex for flexibility, the Nau features a regular fit cut, button fly, and zip-close thigh pockets that are hidden on the seams to blend into the sleeks lines of the pant when empty, providing all the... [More]
Step up your offensive attack with the Nike T90 Ascente Soccer Ball ($140). Featuring a 6-wing carbon air chamber for improved acceleration, the T90 also boast a 360-degree, all-over sweet spot, perfect sphericity for faster, farther flight, a compressed polyethylene layer that stores energy on impact and releases it at launch, and high-contrast graphics that make it easier to track... [More]
Ever wonder where root beer came from? Well, it used to be root tea, an alcoholic drink the settlers picked up from the Native Americans — but prohibition ended all of that, so it was drained of its alcohol and rechristened "root beer." Now you can get a taste of the original, organic, and very alcoholic tea with Root ($39).... [More]
Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower, rockets — even absinthe — it also give you tips on eating dangerously, cigarette smoking,... [More]
Turn your PC or Mac into a concert hall-worthy Hi Fi with the Neuhaus T-2 Amplifier ($800). Connecting to your computer via USB, the T-2 takes the digital audio stream and uses its custom DAC to convert the sound to analog, then amplifies it using vacuum tubes, providing a warm, powerful sound that's closer to the original recording than you'll... [More]
Whether you're underage, weening yourself off the hard stuff, or just want a non-alcoholic DIY beverage option, you can make your own with the Root Beer Making Kit ($13). This all-in-one kit includes everything you need to brew up four gallons of the sudsy stuff, including 2 oz of root beer extract, special brewing yeast, a funnel, project guide, blank... [More]
Possessing quite possibly the coolest underarm product name in the world, Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream ($12) offers 24-hour protection against those most common of enemies — sweat and odor. It contains advanced micro-sized drying molecules to keep you dry, orange, lemon, and linseed extracts to keep you smelling nice, conditions your skin, and softens your underarm hair... [More]
Whether you missed the show while it was on air or simply want to relive all four seasons anytime you choose, now you can with Battlestar Galactica: The Complete Series ($180/DVD, $220/Blu-ray). Packing hour upon hour of Human v. Cylon action across 20+ discs, this box set also includes tons of extended episodes, behind-the-scenes extras, deleted scenes, the "Razor" spinoff... [More]
Looking for something to sate your appetite for all things Jedi while waiting for the Star Wars TV series to air in... well, whenever the hell they get it ready? Then grab yourself another collection of stop-motion hilarity in Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Episode II ($13). Like Episode I before it, this new release is filled with Force-related gags... [More]
2D photography just not doing it for you anymore? Then take your photos to the next dimension with the FujiFilm FinePix REAL 3D System ($TBA). This new imaging system consists of the Fine Pix REAL 3D V1 camera, which also takes 3D movies, 2D pics and movies, and features a 3D LCD for real-time 3D framing, the FinePix REAL 3D... [More]
When looking for furniture, it's not always easy to find both comfort and clean, modern lines — but the Leman Stainless Steel Lounge Chair ($1,040) delivers on both. Built around a brushed stainless steel frame, the chair features plump, resilient cushions packed with foam and a solid wood piece for added support and comfort, as well as an included extra... [More]
We're huge fans of American Apparel's ever-so-soft tees, so it only makes sense that we'd feel the same about their bedding. Made from the same ultra-soft fine jersey as their famed tops, American Apparel Bedding ($20-$56) is simple, comfortable, and affordable. Unclothed hottie mattress mate not included.... [More]
Add some edge to your work wardrobe with The Hill-Side Ties ($80-$87). Made in New York City, these slim, stylish ties are available in selvedge cotton and hemp indigo denim, selvedge khaki chino, and dark tan waxed canvas, each designed for everyday use, gaining character as they break in.... [More]
Based on a sketch from Steve Prefontaine's notebook, this running shoe combines throwback styling and the latest Nike tech for impressive results. The Nike Air Zoom Hayward + 3 ($82) features a flexible, Nike Free-inspired midsole with Natural Motion Engineering, ripstop-reinforcing, and a Zoom Air unit in the heel. They're also Nike+ compatible.... [More]
Whether you're skiing, hiking, climbing, biking, running, or just relaxing, Darn Tough Socks ($15-$25) keep your feet comfortable, dry, and itch-free. Made using high-quality raw material like custom count Merino Wool and an exclusive blend of Coolmax, these socks are built using high-density knitting techniques, perfected over three generations of sock makers.... [More]
Let's face it: not all of us sport a six-pack under our shirts, but at least now we can look like it. The Ript Fusion Undershirt ($58) is designed to physiologically shape your body while visibly improving your physique, using a unique tricot tummy panel to shape and smooth out your gut — making you look and feel like Superman... [More]
Don't let the wet weather stop you from your weekend runs. Designed for trail running and light hiking trips, the Helly Hansen Trail Lizard ($80) is packed with tech, including a breathable upper with LIFA Stay Dry Technology (LIFA is the driest fiber on earth), Helly Wear protected overlays, C-Zone cushioning in the heel and C-Zone+ energy return matter in... [More]
Forget those easily-breakable shot glasses you see in tourist shops around the world — if you're ready to do some real drinking, grab yourself a BigShot ($55). Made from solid 2-inch diameter 303 stainless steel bar stock, these manly glasses hold 3 oz. of hooch and weigh an even-manlier 7.5 oz. With a brushed finish and rifled knurls for better... [More]
Originally designed for the U.S. military Elite Special Forces, the Oakley S.I. Assault Boot ($185) is built so well it's still in use in 2018. As worn by John Conner in Terminator Salvation, the lightweight, athletically-inspired boot features Resistance-approved niceties including prime urethane shock absorption, a moisture-wicking/Skynet-pissing liner, and a vulcanized rubber sole for wet/dry traction and silent movement. With... [More]
You know you're dealing with a dangerous toy when you see the words, "world's most powerful handheld laser." The Spyder II GX Laser ($1,700) is a military-grade handheld laser that's sort of a like a laser pointer, only much, much awesomer. Sporting a lightweight 6061-T6 aerospace aluminum shell and powered by a single 18650 high capacity lithium battery, the Spyder... [More]
Trying to get rid of your excess winter pounds? Monitor your progress with an Omron Body Fat Monitor and Scale. Available in two similar models, the HBF-400 ($43) and the HBF-500 ($87), these stylish silver scales provides accurate weight, body fat percentage, and BMI measurements, and support up to four profiles so your entire household can track their push towards... [More]
Keep your tools, gardening supplies, cold weather clothes, enormous stash of drugs — whatever — safe and sound inside a Rubbermaid ActionPacker ($26-$94). Available in a variety of capacities, from 8-48 gallons, these rough and rugged storage containers feature weather-resistant construction, tough, lockable latches, double walls for added strength, and a 6-year warranty.... [More]
Get ready for J.J. Abrams' wondrous reboot with the hi-deffy Star Trek: Original Motion Picture Collection ($80). This box set includes six films — Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, and Star Trek VI: The... [More]
From razor burn to cuts and scratches, Skincando Combat-Ready Balm ($25) is your fix. Initially created for U.S. soldiers fighting in Iraq, this balm is perfect for patching up minor injuries and healing insect bites, razor burn, and plain old dry skin. It's 100% natural, made from all natural ingredients like Beeswax and Black Tea Extract. Just don't eat it.... [More]
With all the attention going to hybrid cars these days, it's easy to overlook some of the other modes of transportation out there, and some of them are even more economical. The Zero S ($9,950) is a fully electric motorcycle with all of the speed and performance of a gas-powered bike. Designed to be both aggressive on the road and... [More]
Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute ($14) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd. Aimed at older viewers, and garnering standing ovations at JoeCon Comic-Con, Resolute consists of... [More]
Grab your drink and hold it high — the official soundtrack for Summer 2009 is here, and it's Asleep in the Bread Aisle by Asher Roth ($10). The debut album from the Pennsylvania-born caucasian is filled with club-friendly beats, higher education humor, and free-flowing rhymes that remind us of Eminem from back before we knew who Marshall Mathers was. Standout... [More]
Looking for a cheap, exotic, and thrilling Summer adventure? Check out Bigfoot Hostel's Volcano Boarding Packages ($28). This 4.5-hour excursion will have you climbing to the top of Nicaragua's ominous Cerro Negro volcano, only to mount a sit-down board and travel at speeds of up to 50 mph while flying down the slope to the bottom. To add to the... [More]
You're not going to go from Homer to Harnett with this stuff, but it just might make your barely-there 6-pack, completely-there. Sigma Skin Abdominal Toning Cream ($56) is formulated to help prevent localized fat deposits, slightly reducing your love handles and waist size. According to Sigma Skin's studies, 86% of volunteers who used the body sculpting cream for a month... [More]
Historically, joggers have had to choose between stability and cushioning when buying running shoes. The new Nike LunarGlide+ ($100) features a "Dynamic Support" system that both cushions and stabilizes, creating a single running shoe that adapts to each step. A rear-foot wedge is paired with a lightweight but firm foam core, with welded overlays so there are no seams to... [More]
Turn your ordinary E27 or GU10 lightbulb socket into a source of clean light with the Philips Master LED Bulb ($TBA). Available in warm and cool white, each bulb is rated for 45,000 hours of use — 45 times longer than incandescent, 25 times longer than halogen, and 10 times longer than fluorescent — and offers an energy savings of... [More]
If you enjoy experimenting with dangerous science at home (like building a thermic lance using bacon and an air hose that's capable of cutting through sheet metal) then Theo Gray's Mad Science: Experiments You Can Do At Home - But Probably Shouldn't ($17) is the book for you. Gray, a Popular Science columnist, shares his enthusiasm for explosive science by... [More]
Prepare yourself for the worst case scenario with Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss ($10). The result of three years' worth of research, Emergency is filled with potentially life-saving tips that will have you fully prepared to go off the grid if/when the shit really hits the fan.... [More]
Docs are already well known for their ruggedness and longevity, but this takes it to a whole new level. Each shoe in the new Dr. Martens For Life Collection ($130-$150) comes with a lifetime guarantee, including unlimited repairs for life. Of course, you don't want you shoes out for repair very often, which is why they also feature a thicker... [More]
We've never wanted a car so badly. The just-unveiled Tesla Model S ($50,000 after tax breaks) is literally the reinvention of the automobile. This electric sedan will offer a 300-mile range and 45-minute QuickCharge capability, all while sporting some of the most beautiful styling you'll find. With seating for five adults and two children, the Model S has it all.... [More]
Quite possibly the most important piece of software any music lover can buy, TuneUp ($30) can take any messy iTunes database and turn it into the pristine sort of collection reserved only for those with indentured man-servants (as demonstrated here). TuneUp's killer tuning capabilities comb your music collection for anomalies, replacing erroneous metadata, adding album covers and quite a bit... [More]
A modern table deserves updated accouterments. OXO's Good Grips Salt and Pepper Shaker Set ($30) are a great place to start. Features like a rotating tab to select the setting (slow, fast, pour, or close) and a flat top for easy refilling are complimented by a clear acrylic body and stainless steel accents. These shakers look the part and work... [More]
We're big fans of the sleek, efficiently designed, minimal approach of the SimpleHuman line of home organization devices. Now, you can bring that elegance and order to the bathroom and recreate the man-spa experience at home with the SimpleHuman Shampoo &; Soap Dispensers ($30-$90; Summer 09). Designed for one-handed operation, these modern dispensers will contain shampoo, conditioner, body wash or... [More]
Springing from the legendary scouting, tracking, and wilderness survival skills of Apache warriors, OnPoint Tactical Survival School ($TBD) teaches training for modern-day professionals and civilians who want to learn the kinds of advanced outdoor skills they don't teach in college. OnPoint Tactical trains elite units like SEALs and Force Recon, as well as law enforcement units like the US Marshals.... [More]
You're looking at the greatest underwear ever built for men. The Under Armour HeatGear BoxerJock ($20), available in three lengths, is lightweight with a slight compression fit that provides just enough support. The jewel of the BoxerJock is the vented "performance pouch" which keeps you dry and cool down below. Without getting too graphic, just know that these things cradle... [More]
A testament to minimalism, the Horizontal Shoe Rack ($110-165) suspends your shoes above the floor, creating the illusion that they're floating in mid-air, while making for easy sweeping or vacuuming below them. Mounted simply on the wall, the stainless steel rack is easy to install and available in a large and small size. And you can always add a second... [More]
Few clocks exude the warm feel of analog technology like the Nixie Tube Clock ($350). This particular model, milled from a solid piece of aluminum, has a great brushed finish, six tubes for down-to-the-second accuracy, and a clean rectangular shape.... [More]
Few scenarios are scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49). It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby... [More]
Get precise cuts done no matter where you are with the Bosch Worksite Table Saw ($770). This 10-inch portable powerhouse features a smart guard system for superior control, a precise digital measuring display, 8-inch treaded pneumatic wheels to traverse even the toughest of job-site terrain, heavy-duty construction, and a Gravity-Rise stand for easy setup and take down.... [More]
Sometime around Jan. 1, your girl blamed you for her dwindling wardrobe of clothes that fit and signed up for the latest dieting fad (it involves cayenne or something). Now it's time to exact some vengeance. You're not big or fat. You're just busy; busy with man stuff. Clearly you can't be troubled with silly diets or finger pointing (it'd... [More]
Get all the essentials in a handsome holder with the Anthony Logistics Stainless Steel Manicure Set ($18). This travel-friendly set, at home in your bag or on the bathroom counter, includes tweezers, scissors, nail clippers, and nail filer.... [More]
Save your sanity — and possibly a limb — with the Rockwell Jawhorse ($180). This hardcore helping hand clamps down on nearly anything, and should be the first thing solo do-it-yourselfers bust out. The Jawhorse sports a hands-free foot pedal that lets you apply up to one metric ton of clamping force, and its jaws can be opened up to... [More]
Originally designed to handle detonation and trip wires, and straight out of any Batman-wannabe's dream, this Pocket Grappling Hook ($27) is perfect for any mission. The 1"x5.5" water resistant shell holds the hook's spikes when you're on the move, and can be filled with water or sand to add weight for more accurate throws. Forget all that "not certified for... [More]
Isn't it about time you quit using that old cigar box to to store all your important documents? This Honeywell Fingerprint Safe ($500) has a super tamper-proof design thanks to a built-in fingerprint scanner that admits entry. The all-steel safe can withstand 1700-degree heat for up to an hour, can program up to 10 fingerprints, and includes both key and... [More]
As much as we try not to drink too much soda, there are always times — parties, open bar, etc. — that it's nice to have some two-liters around. Alas, they seem to go flat before your very eyes — until now. The FizzKeeper ($4) is an ingenious little gadget that goes on top of your bottle, replacing the cap.... [More]
Make fresh fruit or vegetable drinks at home with this pro-quality, 1000-watt juicer from Breville. The Italian-made 800JEXL Juice Fountain Elite ($300) is super powerful and durable, offering a die-cast steel housing, titanium-plated cutting disc and 115 individual knives to grind up pulp. The machine also has a circular three-inch stainless feed tube for processing whole fruits and vegetables without... [More]
It's about time the future arrived. The MyKey 2300 ($300) uses Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology to replace your conventional door lock and metal keys. It can be installed easily on almost any doorway and unlocks with a wave of one of the six included RFID cards (or your wallet if you've got one stored in it). And since there's... [More]
We've been looking for some cool sinks to bring you for a while now, and we definitely found one. The Althea Ceramica Outline Sink ($TBA) features striking looks — with white ceramics on the outside, and a hollow interior that comes in different colors. While it does have kind of a retro vibe to it, the sleek lines still go... [More]
The idea of sofas doubling as beds is certainly nothing new, but the simplicity of this design and the myriad of available colors sucked us right in. The Apt Lounge Bed ($1500) features two comfy lounge configurations (short seat/low backrest or deep seat/high backrest) and when needed the entire thing converts to a queen-size bed for guests or just for... [More]
While this product may have a decidedly sissy name, we haven't felt anything this comfortable in a long time. The NAP Cuddle Blanket ($40) is made from an exclusive material called NapSoft that helps you fall asleep, and the 60" by 40" coverage is perfect for taking short cat-naps on the couch. Since it has been proven that naps can... [More]
Puma jumps feet first into pro sailing with its new Puma Ocean Racing Collection. At launch, the collection includes several pieces of performance gear as well as a few pieces for after hours back on shore. Our favorite is the Puma Offshore Race Jacket ($575), a hardcore ocean-proof jacket featuring a fleece-lined high collar, fold-away face guard, double cuffed system,... [More]
Like an Apple TV on steroids, the LaCie LaCinema ($230) is not only the same price as the fruit-branded set-top box, but also offers similar features with real internal storage — either 500GB, 750GB, or 1TB. Simply drag your audio and video content over from your PC or Mac, and then connect the LaCinema to your TV. It supports most... [More]
This powder blue beauty could be the commanding center of any room. Chisasso's Dane Chair ($550), covered in micro-suede with a dark chocolate solid oak frame, is an oversized "chair and a half" size for maximum comfort and assurance that your "large" aunt won't hang off the sides.... [More]
It's really crazy how the candidates aren't even talking about the two biggest threats we face as a nation. Let your voice be heard with the Prepare for Robots T-Shirt ($18) and the Prepare for Zombies T-Shirt ($28).... [More]
Proudly show off your inner nerd with one of these Science! T-Shirts ($18). You simply can't go wrong science. Choose from 10 different styles. [via]... [More]
We're glad to see T-shirt makers are finally meeting our unwavering need for robot tees. The latest comes from the Apple fans at Insanely Great Tees. Their Retro Futurism T-Shirt ($17) sports a glowing-eyed bot geeking it up on an old Mac. Be sure to check out the store's other great tees — being lifelong Mac users, we especially dig... [More]
Apple's new MacBook is easily the best laptop for the money currently being sold. It packs in spectacular power and some of the most advanced features available. That said, there's always room to accessorize. Being longtime Mac users and new MacBook owners, we've rounded up our top 10 products to help you pimp your MacBook. [See the top 10]... [More]
This curvaceous flatware set will bring some attitude to even the most boring of tables. Designed by Nanny Still in the glory days of 1971, the Iittala Mango Flatware ($70/5-piece place setting) is made in Finland of matte brushed 18/10 stainless steel to last a lifetime.... [More]
Normally we don't get too excited about things like lampshades, but the design and looks of the Grito Lampshade ($150) are simply that cool. Made from lightweight spun aluminum and available in three different colors, the Grito simply slides over an existing light fixture, turning your ordinary light into a work of art.... [More]
Printers usually aren't this exciting. Or this good looking. Or this powerful. The Epson Artisan 800 ($230) is absolutely packed with features — the good kind of features that you actually use. This all-in-one print/scan/fax beauty sports a 7.8" touch panel with a 3.5" LCD to preview photos, Wi-Fi for printing from any room, and super fast prints — up... [More]
Whether you get your smoke through a legal prescription or other, shadier channels, there's always the question of what to do once you've enjoyed a puff or two. The Official High Times Pot Smokers Handbook ($18) is here to help with a list of 420 (ha!) things to do when you're stoned. Along with plenty of humorous activities, the book... [More]
Worried about the radiation in your life wrecking your carefully-monitored health? Check out the Polimaster Wrist Gamma Indicator ($370). Swiss-made with a quartz clock movement, this unique timepiece monitors radiation levels of both the wearer and the surrounding environment, it'll let you know when things are reaching Hulk-like proportions. [Thanks, Arkadius]... [More]
Ditch your rusty old deadbolt and step up to the tank-like security of the AP501 Digital Door Lock ($350). Made from zinc-alloy and steel, the AP501 is weatherproof, and does away with the pick-susceptible keyhole for a wireless tag key and numeric key pad, offering up to 20-digit codes. Stylish, tough, and secure — what more could you ask for?... [More]
Ditch your bland bathroom tile and replace it with something a bit more fun. Tetris Tiles are, as the name suggests, tiles based on the shapes found in the popular game. Custom made in England from Italian ceramics, the tiles are available as whole pieces or in mosaic sections with single square tiles. May we suggest some background music to... [More]
We've featured plenty of über-cool faucets on Uncrate, but never one like this. The new Kohler Karbon Faucet ($TBA) features three iMac G4-style articulating joints and carbon fiber composite tubing to allow you to position the sprayhead right where it's needed, leaving your hands free to work on the task at hand. Of course, it also boasts great looks, and... [More]
Skip the expensive Williams-Sonoma stuff and pick up everything you need to cook great meals in this 36-piece Cooking Set from My Pro Kitchen ($280). This single-stop set includes all the essentials for a working kitchen, sourced from commercial restaurant suppliers — in other words, the same stuff the pros use, for way less money than you'd pay at a... [More]
Despite all the books on enlightenment, only this one can actually provide light. The Enlightenment Book Lamp ($130) is a book-shaped lamp made from white plexiglass, lit with a 9-watt energy-saving lamp, and with the words "The Enlightenment" on the binding and front cover. Plus, ten percent of the proceeds goes to fund education projects run by the Edukans Foundation.... [More]
Add some flash and color to your next get together with this Multi-color LED Lightbulb w/Remote ($50). Compatible with standard lightbulb sockets, the 5 watt LED bulb is super bright, and with the included remote can be set to any of 16 specific colors, or can be set to transition through them using one of four effects: flash, strobe, fade,... [More]
While we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the philosopher, the Plato Wall Sconce ($180) does create the kind of soft, atmospheric light conducive to reflective thought. The 20-inch-tall light features a 50 watt halogen bulb, blue glass reflectors, and a brushed steel finish, and is also available in multi-colored and clear glass models. [Thanks, Raffi]... [More]
You like everything in your kitchen, including your spice rack, to be cutting edge. A must for your shopping list therefore is the Zero Gravity Magnetic Spice Rack ($24). This six-bottle rack mounts on the wall and uses magnets to let you attach your spice canisters on as well as below it. One-handed operation lets you handle the pour control... [More]
Designer Jeremy Pyles has created an elegant lamp in the Pharos Modern Pendant Light ($325). The light, which takes its name from ancient texts where "Pharos" meant something akin to a lighthouse, is a tall, slender pendant with a tubular bulb running down the center. Available in seven different colors, you should have no trouble finding one to suit your... [More]
Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the clear bottom, or place it low for a glowing, ambient light from the colored top... [More]
This pendant light sports an awesome minimalist clear desing that shows off the bulb, socket and cable. Designed by Sofie Refer, the Bulb Pendant Lamp ($135) is made of thick mouth blown glass and will look spectacular whever it's hung.... [More]