If you're planning on training up for Winter X Games 15, do yourself a favor and protect your face and respiratory tract with the ColdAvenger ($50-$60). This advanced cold weather mask employs a patent-pending ventilation design to mix inhaled cold air with exhaled warm air, keeping the temperature inside the mask up to 40º to 60ºF warmer than the outdoors,... [More]

Originally formulated in the 15th century to lure bears out of their caverns, trees, and other hiding spots, Bärenjäger Honey Liqueur ($30) is a 70 proof blast from the past. Literally translating to "bear hunter," Bärenjäger is still crafted in a traditional manner with all-natural ingredients, as well as some new world fine spirits and premium Mexican honey.... [More]

Got a project you're working on that you don't want to clamp up Casino-style? Check out Rockler Bench Cookies ($12/4-pack). These durable, hockey puck-shaped workshop accessories feature grippy, non-marking rubber pads on both side, offering stability and support for your most important projects without the need for vice grips.... [More]

Getting Boxee, the awesome web-to-TV software, set up in your living room used to be a headache. Not anymore thanks to the Boxee Box (around $200; Q1 2010). This angled wonder lets you consume all the free movies, TV shows and music from the internet, all from your couch — and hooks it up to your system with just a... [More]

Blending the qualities of a traditional chef's knife with the versatility of a Japanese cleaver, the Wusthof Classic Nakiri Knife ($100) makes a fine gift for the cook in your life, even if that happens to be you. It's precision-forged from a single piece of high-carbon stainless steel for excellent balance and agility, and features a 30% double angled 6.5-inch... [More]

You don't have to live in the Big Apple to appreciate its homegrown, handcrafted goods. CXXVI T-Shirts ($32) are a great example. Available in a number of designs, some NYC-specific, some not, each is hand printed on a 100% combed cotton tee for a vintage look and ultra-soft feel, and individually number and stamped to highlight each shirt's unique qualities.... [More]

Cue old TV show intro: "In 1953, the Central Intelligence Agency contracted illusionist John Mulholland to create a secret dossier of stealth and misdirection to be used by operatives in the field. All copies of the document were believed to have been destroyed in 1973, but a single copy remained...." Believe it or not, that's the real story behind The... [More]

Whether you're a vegetarian looking for a cheap meat replacement or just a typical foodie, there's a lot to like in the Portobello Mushroom Growing Kit ($50). Ready to harvest in just three to four weeks, these tasty 'shrooms can be grown indoors — as long as you have a spot in your house that stays around 63-68° — right... [More]

Given the outrageous drink pricing at most major sporting and music events, no one is going to blame you for sneaking in your own hooch — but when security rears its ugly head, it's way better to not have an expensive carrying device in your pocket. Enter the Disposable Flask ($15/set of 3). These 7.5 oz. reusable foil pouches are... [More]

These Neutraface House Numbers will make any dump look downright cool. Neutraface is a great font inspired by architect Richard Neutra and designed by House Industries. The custom made house numbers are available in stainless steel (satin or polished) and aluminum (silver or a variety of baked enamel colors). See the pricing calculator for cost. Here's to hoping you're address... [More]

Made specifically for larger living rooms, Pottery Barn's new PB Basic Grand Sofa ($1,800 - $2,500) adds 12" to the length, 6" to the depth and 2" to the height of the regular PB Basic. Like nearly all Pottery Barn furniture, a slew of slipcovers in many hues, and optional fiber, feather and down-wrapped cushions are available. The PB Basic... [More]

Why hang a crummy poster print in your pad when you can have a Hanging Fish Pod ($30) from Postmodern Pets. It sticks out only 5 inches from the wall and holds about a gallon of water — perfect for a couple goldfish or a betta. [via Gizmodo]... [More]

Apart from sharing a name with one of Shredder’s henchmen, the Bebop Wood Rack designed by Andre Gilli ($310) is also a damn fine wood holder. Made of stainless steel, the Bebop holds the wood off the ground, letting you do less lifting and turning — thus helping keep you out of the chiropractor’s office.... [More]

We are all the time looking for cool picture frames, and this one fits the bill without requiring a huge 20” x 30” print. The Trapeze Frame by David Fleishman ($55) suspends 3 - 4” x 6” pics and 3 - 3.5” x 5” pics in between two frames of glass, while being suspended from a metal pole. With the... [More]

Another one of the hassles of ironing is the ironing board itself. Most standing boards fold awkwardly, take up quite a bit of space, and aren't the steadiest of surfaces. The Ironing Center ($130) offers a secure workspace that attaches to a wall and is only 4" deep when closed. It also offers an iron rest, board cover, and a... [More]

The Flavia Fusion ($100) is one of those rare kitchen products that is so cool and useful that you'll be herding everyone that comes over into the kitchen to show it to them. The Fusion makes more than 30 hot drinks, including cappucino and several coffees and teas, at the touch of a button. And since it brews direct from... [More]

If you don't have a local juice bar, but still want all of the super healthy vitamins and nutrients in wheatgrass, you're going to need to get yourself a juicer. The Z-Star Manual Juicer ($90) is our favorite. Its single-auger design "uses an extremely gentle and efficient process to extract more high-quality juice from each blade of wheatgrass" without electric... [More]

Anyone with electronic devices knows how big a pain it is to try and fit two crazily-shaped power chargers on top of one another, yet that is how most power outlets are designed. Fortunately, the good people at 360 Electrical have come up with a solution — the 360 Electrical Outlet ($TBD). The outlets on the 360 rotate, allowing more... [More]

If you're a gadget freak like we are, you no doubt have tons of ugly chargers strung all throughout the house. The Multipot Personal Electric Charger ($280) hides the cords and a multi-socket outlet inside and lets you keep your iPod, cell phone and other devices in one easy to find location. Oh, and the translucent Multipot also doubles as... [More]

Sometimes you get things just because they're different or a little unexpected. Sure, you could get yet another digital clock or a round wall-mounted clock, but would either of those get a conversation started when you're sitting there in silence on your first date with some chick you barely know? The Timex Retro Flip Clock ($25) does more than just... [More]

While out on the West Coast last week, we had the pleasure of visiting a Room & Board store. Their furniture was very impressive, yes, but for this Uncrate staffer the most impressive thing was the selection of wall picture frames. Our personal favorite out of the group is this 8x10 Off-Centered Wall Frame in Patina Steel ($79). With full... [More]

The Sputnik Photo Clip ($10) is a cheap and easy way to give some style to your boring desk while showing off your photography skills at the same time. The metal object, which resembles a space satellite, has five telescoping, swiveling antennae arms with alligator clips to hold pictures.... [More]

Our favorite piece from West Elm's Spring 2006 collection is this sexy low platform bed ($450-$650). It offers a great low profile and comes in your choice of blonde (shown) or chocolate (our favorite). Plus, you won't get hurt the next time you roll out of bed after yet another mutant squirrel and Monkfish nightmare.... [More]

Not all of us can afford mirrors with LCDs hidden in them, but most of us can afford this handy little guy. The Mirror Weather Station from Oregon Scientific ($130) features a VFD display that can show 12 to 24-hour weather forecasts, indoor and outdoor temperatures — outdoor thanks to an included remote sensor — and a vibration sensor for... [More]

Admit it, you've always wanted a secret passageway with a hidden in room in your own house. Your dream can now become a reality thanks to Creative Home Engineering. The company offers fully automated solutions that will turn you into the Bruce Wayne of your neighborhood (from $10,000 installed; DIY kits from $1,500). What could be cooler than pulling on... [More]

As you've probably noticed, we like to recommend eco-friendly products when we can. These Keyhole Tables ($150 each) are made of reclaimed teak, which is fine by us — it gives them an unusual color and texture that help them to stand out. Add to their looks the versatility of being able to serve as a pedestal, side table, or... [More]

Like so many others, we have some great vintage posters hanging out in tubes around the Uncrate office because we've never found suitable frames — that is, until now. Posterhanger ($15-$40) is available in plenty of different sizes and is the most simple, elegant poster hanging solution we've ever seen. You simply slide plastic clips onto the top and bottom... [More]

Brighten up your work day with the Metal Tripod Table Lamp ($79) from West Elm. It positions easily thanks to a pivoting shade, and comes in three cool finishes — orange, white, and silver brushed-nickel. The Tripod lamp also comes in a nice floor model ($139) that would look great in the living room.... [More]

Classic designs are always the best. This globe-shaped fan is an exact replica of one used by Wall Street bankers in the 1920s and 1930s. Its unique shape gently circulates air sideways as to not disturb paperwork and stacks of cash laying around. The Classic Bankers Fan ($240) measures 20-inches tall with a 9-inch in diameter cage, and has a... [More]

These easy-to-install outdoor lights will turn your second rate deck into a masterpiece of warm light. The Philips Aurelle LED Decklight Kit ($100) includes 10 LED light points that can be placed anywhere, including decks, steps and walkways. They're waterproof, provide an ambient soft glow for up to 10 years, and are available in two shades of light — white... [More]

DNA 11 started out offering really cool art created from your DNA. Now they're back, this time with cool art for your home made from your fingerprint. DNA 11 FingerPrints (starting at $190) include an easy-to-use fingerprinting kit for your home that you send in to the company. Once received, they go to work on your prints, making sure that... [More]

We're men... we're made to pee standing up. Install a home urinal and never again lift a toilet seat (or remember to put it back down, if you have a woman). We did some digging and found several Kohler fixtures, including the Freshman ($240), Dexter ($130), Darfield ($125) and, our favorite, the Bardon Touchless ($890) with motion sensor.... [More]

Dividing a space without using a wall is never perfect, but this Segment Shelving ($1500) can help you get pretty darn close. Finished on both sides with either a natural or ebony finish, the shelves serve as a great room divider. Plus, the open shelves make for the perfect spot to display books, special art pieces, or your favorite toys.... [More]

Make sure the pizza delivery dude never misses your house again with these Solar LED Address Numbers ($20 each). Powered by sunlight, each number has two white LEDs hidden behind the number plate, which sits an inch from the mounting surface to create a great backlighting effect. Plus, there aren't any wiring or timers required for installation, since the lights... [More]

Normally we try to stay away from furniture that's overly curvy, but we fell in love with this one as soon as we saw it. The Hahn Sofa ($1600) was designed by Vladimir Kagan for Room & Board, and captures his love of organic shapes. Available in right and left versions, and in a myriad of colors, the couch is... [More]

It's about time the future arrived. The MyKey 2300 ($300) uses Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology to replace your conventional door lock and metal keys. It can be installed easily on almost any doorway and unlocks with a wave of one of the six included RFID cards (or your wallet if you've got one stored in it). And since there's... [More]

Make fresh fruit or vegetable drinks at home with this pro-quality, 1000-watt juicer from Breville. The Italian-made 800JEXL Juice Fountain Elite ($300) is super powerful and durable, offering a die-cast steel housing, titanium-plated cutting disc and 115 individual knives to grind up pulp. The machine also has a circular three-inch stainless feed tube for processing whole fruits and vegetables without... [More]

Here's a sleek, modular desk that's also affordable. The West Elm Cadman Workstation sports slate-toned glass and steel with a brushed metal finish, and comes in three pieces — the large workstation ($250), small workstation ($200) and corner unit ($90). Of course, you can also get all three in a set ($440). And you might as well get the matching... [More]

Isn't it about time you quit using that old cigar box to to store all your important documents? This Honeywell Fingerprint Safe ($500) has a super tamper-proof design thanks to a built-in fingerprint scanner that admits entry. The all-steel safe can withstand 1700-degree heat for up to an hour, can program up to 10 fingerprints, and includes both key and... [More]

Maybe it's the name or the Vader-esque black covering or the fact that it would be fantastic for a party or super lazy weekend, but CB2's new Blackjack Sectional ($300-$1600) definitely deserves you're consideration if you're looking for some new lounge furniture. The 4-piece pit includes three modular pieces — an armless chair, corner seat, and ottoman. Sit back and... [More]

Normally, we showcase picture frames that are stark, modern, and look better suited for landscape photos than intimate imagery of family and friends. For pictures like that, we recommend the Andrew Frame from Room & Board ($34-$44). Available in both 5x7 and 8x10 sizes, the wooden frame features a black lacquer finish, and each one includes a mat, to make... [More]

Steel isn't normally the first material that comes to mind when thinking of cool furniture, but more pieces like this could easily change that. The Lync 16 Round Table ($300) is 16" round (hence the 16) and 24" tall, made of natural steel and sports a lacquer finish. A well-placed slot on the side serves as a shelf for those... [More]

If boring floor lamps have your pad looking in the dumps, spruce it up with these Toto Cube Lamps ($228) from Design Within Reach. Made in France, the lamps pull double duty as a soft glow light and also as a washable table surface which can hold just under 200 pounds. They offer both function and visual impact to your... [More]

The old-school, analog wall clock still has a time-honored place in any home — the only problem is finding one that is readable from across the room. Meet the Metropolis Wall Clock ($130). Sporting a gargantuan 30-inch diameter, this sucker runs on three AA batteries and will look great in larger rooms or anywhere people need to know the time,... [More]

Sometimes to find the right piece of furniture, you just have to design it yourself. Room & Board is letting you do just that with their Linear Custom Series 5 Cabinets ($700-$2900). Available in sizes ranging from 26 inches wide and 32 inches high all the way to a 74x80, each provides slots that let you choose from a wide... [More]

Bring a little of today's automated restrooms home with this Hands Free Soap Dispenser ($40). An infrared sensor detects when your dirty mitts are under the nozzle, and then dispenses an amount of soap that you set via a switch. Its stainless steel body will look great in almost any bathroom, and you won't have to be constantly refilling: it... [More]

Sometimes the best top for a coffee table is your own stuff. The Vintage Architectural Coffee Table ($1500 and up) offers a glass top with access to the shelf underneath for displaying magazines, artwork, collectables, etc., and drawers underneath for extra storage. Due to the vintage nature of the tables, they may have small imperfections from wear and tear, but... [More]

If you're like us, you probably have quite a few items that you use regularly but don't necessarily want to keep out in the open. With a Multi-bin Organizer ($150), this isn't a problem. Throw shoes, toys, tools, or supplies in the angled, open bins to keep them handy yet out of the way. Whether it's for a closet, the... [More]

Add an additional touch to your contemporary bachelor pad with the Sundial Basket ($100) by Front of the House. Made from high quality stainless steel, this basket gives off a distinct industrial feel which is sure to be a party conversation topic. It can also be flipped over to serve as a stand for serving dishes.... [More]

Most wall-mounted lighting is rather subdued — you know, the kind of ceiling-aimed lamps you find at the movies. Not this lamp. The Lite Source Technic Wall Lamp ($50) features a fully-adjustable spot light that looks as industrial as it sounds. The 35-watt light provides terrific direct lighting, and the industrial design will add a touch of flair to any... [More]

A nice, big cutting surface is a must for anyone looking to get into cooking, but unfortunately the offerings you'll find at most kitchen stores are overpriced and undersized. The Overboard ($40) solves both those problems by sporting a 20"x20" cutting surface made from end grain solid hardwood. At 2" thick, it weighs in at 15+ pounds and it looks... [More]

Most secret rooms need to be designed into your house way before it's built, but these Woodfold Bookcase Doors ($TBA) change all that. Ready to install on either 54 or 66-inch wide openings, the bookcases offer two fixed shelves at the middle and bottom, with four more adjustable shelves for personalization. In addition, the doors use a heavy-duty steel roller... [More]

If you're wanting to mount a plasma with less of a techie look in the living room, consider a Pottery Barn Chadwick Flat Panel TV Frame ($400-$500). Available in three sizes, this frame is made from hardwood and sports some nice design touches and a deep espresso stain. The frame mounts directly to a wall and includes the necessary mounting... [More]

Of all the bookend options out there, these have to make the most sense. Designed by Eric Janssen, the Quote/Unquote Bookends ($90) are exactly what they sound like, with the pair making the books in between "speak to [the owner] in image alone." Each pair is made with a concrete core and synthetic rubber exterior, which means they'll hold their... [More]

Designer Jeremy Pyles has created an elegant lamp in the Pharos Modern Pendant Light ($325). The light, which takes its name from ancient texts where "Pharos" meant something akin to a lighthouse, is a tall, slender pendant with a tubular bulb running down the center. Available in seven different colors, you should have no trouble finding one to suit your... [More]

If extra work space is a luxury you don't have, check out this LAX Wall Mounted Desk ($675) from the folks at Mash Studios. The desk, made of English Walnut, features sliding doors, and offers a great working area that extends a mere 20" into your living space. Don't forget to check out the matching LAX 3X Wall Mounted Shelf... [More]

If you're not looking forward to wall-mounting your new plasma or LCD, the Loop Media Center ($598) might just be what the TV doctor ordered. The Crate & Barrel piece offers a match-everything espresso finish, four recessed cubbies along each side that hold up to 48 DVDs, and two sliding glass doors that cover two equipment shelves.... [More]

Spruce up the backyard with an ultra-luxe Take Away Bird Feeder ($55). Your fine feathered friends will thank you as they peck away in style while kicking it in a ball design made from mouth-blown glass. The award-winning design was created by Eva Solo.... [More]

An awesome way to keep track of the important time zones, the Time Flies Clock Set ($80) consists of three individual country-shaped clocks stamped with New York, London and Hong Kong. The clocks have white metal faces with red metal hands. Look closely to see a tiny red plane on the second hand.... [More]

If you're looking for an affordable dining set for your place, you should check out the DWR-worthy Ikea Fusion Table and Chairs ($300). The table efficiently seats four with a super unique style that allows the matching chairs to fit directly up against the corners of the table when they're pushed in. [via]... [More]

It's rare to see a bookshelf with enough moxie to become the focal point of a room, but that's certainly the case with the Quad Bookshelf ($1800). The 47-inch squared bookshelf features a bevy of differently-sized shelves, sized for all different types of media, and several colored back panels to add a splash of color to the awesome asymmetrical design.... [More]

The Logue Sudio n02 TV Stand ($1100) is certainly one of the more interesting stands we've seen. Supported by four robot-like legs, the stand is available in three and four bay models, and offers much-needed features like integrated cable management, flow-through cooling, and an available flat panel TV mounting kit. Plus, it's made from a renewable solid bamboo material, so... [More]

The convenience of disposable dinnerware is wonderful, but most disposables are anything but wonderful for the environment. Biodegradable Plates, Cups + Utensils ($6-$14) are made from compostable sugar cane fiber, a byproduct of the sugar refining process, and the utensils are made of 80% potato starch and 20% vegetable oil. Attractive, handy, simple, and green. [via]... [More]

Inspired by the ancient Roman wall-building technique known as "opus incertum," the Opus Shelving System ($450) will have your crib looking like a palace in no time. The durable shelving is made from 100% recyclable polypropylene — the same material used to make motorcycle helmets — and can be used outdoors and in wet environments. [via]... [More]

This industrial-style workstation would work great for your main desk or for an extra work space. The Go-Cart Desk ($150) sports rugged metal construction with mandarin orange paint and four commercial grade wheels.... [More]

If your local Starbucks is too far away, or if you're just too tired (or lazy) in the mornings to make it out of the house, bring barista-quality espresso home with the Starbucks Sirena Espresso Machine ($415). Designed by BMW Design Works, this beauty packs professional features like a Rapid Steam Boiler, commercial-quality portafilter, and a patented back-pressure adaptor that... [More]

It's not easy trying to eyeball drink measures, so ditch your two-sized jigger for one that covers all the bases. The Cube Jigger ($20) is an aluminum, square-shaped jigger with the six most common liquid measures represented on the six different sides. Inspired by traditional box-shaped sake cups, the Cube is sure to help you become a better, more precise... [More]

While it might not have much to do with chemistry, the Alchemy Side Table ($250) boasts a nice formula, with its blend of a handcrafted, sustainable shesham wood tabletop with water-based lacquer finish and industrial-strength pewter finish steel legs. A nice element to add to your living room or office decor.... [More]

Drinking from the bottle has never been as classy, thanks to these Beer Bottle Goblets ($25/2-pack). Made from reclaimed Grolsch, Sol, or Corona bottles, glass artisans cut away the bottles' bottoms, and reuse them, bonding them to the bottles' former tops to create a robust foot. The result is a surprisingly stylish set of glasses that remind you just what... [More]

Searching for a sofa with clean lines, neutral colors and maximum comfort? The Elliot Sofa ($1000) from West Elm should fit the bill. The two-cushion couch comes in both light (dune) and dark (clay) shades of textured velvet upholstery, featuring stitched detail tufting, a hardwood frame, solid wood legs, and healthy amounts of padding.... [More]

Plant your foliage in a vessel that will match their modern surroundings with the Tripod Planter ($150). Made from steel, it's good indoors or out year-round, with three slender legs and a simple, elegant form that'll look great by the pool or by the bar.... [More]

Food containers aren't the coolest thing in the world, but these Oxo Pop Containers ($7-$17) have us excited. Available in a variety of sizes to hold everything from spaghetti to your "special" brownies, the stackable containers are airtight thanks to a slick pop-button design that doubles as a handle.... [More]

Drink your ale the way it was meant to be in one of these authentic British Imperial Pint Glasses ($7). These British style pub glasses, etched with the official European Union pint seal, finally allow you to replace your oh-so-classy Budweiser frog mugs. But these aren't just for looks — the heavy ridge on the Imperial glass provides durability and... [More]

Ever freak out over cross-contamination in your kitchen? These Index Chopping Boards ($85) are here to help. Color-coded for different food types (red/raw meat, white/cooked foods, blue/fish, green/fruits and veggies), all four boards are dishwasher safe, and are stored in a stylish vertical filing unit. Never again will you accidentally cut your limes on the same board as you cut... [More]

Got some empty shelves that need something to hold? Grab up some great-looking leather-bound books from Book Decor ($6/book and up). The purveyor of decorative books sells the tomes in a variety of shades and styles — from "Less than perfect" to the richly-colored "Jewel Tone" — and provides Books by the Foot and by the Yard for those with... [More]

The Dear Ingo Lamp ($TBD), which will be known as "the spider lamp" from here on out, is a chandelier made of 16 black metal task lamps. Sure, it's crazy, but it's also kind of awesome. Get your dimmer ready.... [More]

Add a bit of natural flair to your living area with the Natural Tree-Stump Side Table ($199). Crafted from fallen cypress wood, each 19-inch table is unique, and provides a great way to inject a bit of organic warmth into an otherwise modern setting.... [More]

Have drinks and a cool story to tell with these Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses. Handmade in Colombia from recycled glass from discarded car windshields, they sport a light green tint and are available as pilsner beer glasses ($20/pair) and stemless wine glasses ($22/pair).... [More]

The Newton Accent Table ($300) is perfect for the nightly drink in your den. (You do have a den, right?) Available in round and square versions, the table's height adjusts with the turn of a knob. It's finished in warm tobacco with antique bronze detailing and sand-cast brass feet.... [More]

Wouldn't it be nice to have some quick-access storage in your living room? Well, the Taka Trunk ($500) has you covered. Made of sustainable plantation-grown shesham wood, this refashioned steamer trunk has three hinged lids that reveal tons of room for stuff like games, CDs and DVDs, books, and wine, spirits and barware. A small drawer in the front is... [More]

Forget the colossal capacity, preprogrammed stain treatments, sophisticated controls, and "out where guests can see them"-worthy looks — the new GE Profile Frontload Washers & Dryers ($1200 and up) hide their coolest feature in their optional pedestal. The $600 SmartDispense Pedestal can store up to 6 months worth of detergent and fabric softener, dispensing just the right amount, right when... [More]

Go ahead, have the biggest glass in the room. The XL Beer Glass ($13) holds five bottles of beer, assuring you won't lose your spot on the couch over refills.... [More]

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each table — whether it be a coffee table or TV stand — features an adjustable foot on each leg to... [More]

The Mega Bulb Pendant ($350) by Unique Interieurs offers a retro-spin on overhead lighting. Featuring mouth-blown transparent glass, this overhead light uses a 75 Watt exposed filament lamp for extra cool styling.... [More]

If you've got a whole lot of booze, a whole bunch of bar glassware, a whole slew of people to entertain, or any combination of the above, check out the Pottery Barn Modine Bar ($1,400). This beast of a fold-out bar offers tons of storage, including a 16-bottle wine rack, three fixed shelves with gallery rails to hold an assortment... [More]

Ikea's Datid collection is a new line of seriously stylish appliances. Sporting a great anthracite finish, the current collection includes a couple gas cooktops ($299-$379), a microwave oven ($549), two built-in ovens ($599-$749), three different exhaust hoods ($479-$599), and a pro-grade gas range ($1,749).... [More]

Go for an early 1900s look in your living space with the Edison Chandelier ($400). This intricate overhead lighting system is stripped to the bare essentials of wires, sockets, and bulbs, letting the user position the lights how and where they want using bronze-finished cord brackets. Clear bulbs with visible filaments finish the look, which is sure to add character... [More]

Give your living area a taste of nautical flair with the Royal Master Sealight Floor Lamp ($1,525). This solid cast aluminum reproduction of a 19th-century British marine light features a telescopic tripod base, a machine-turned gear mechanism for moving the light head, an included 40W filament bulb for soft, glowing light, and timeless style.... [More]

Cut down on your power bills and help out the planet at the same time with Sunforce Solar Charging ($285) & Wind Generator ($480) Kits. The 60 Watt solar kit is designed for RVs, cabins, 12-volt battery charging, and other off-grid types of power demands with its 7 Amp charge controller, 175-watt inverter, and LED charging indicator, while the 400... [More]

Forget those easily-breakable shot glasses you see in tourist shops around the world — if you're ready to do some real drinking, grab yourself a BigShot ($55). Made from solid 2-inch diameter 303 stainless steel bar stock, these manly glasses hold 3 oz. of hooch and weigh an even-manlier 7.5 oz. With a brushed finish and rifled knurls for better... [More]

One of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly in the freezer, and won't impart any flavor to your favorite blend.... [More]

Enjoy the perfect pint with the Samuel Adams Boston Lager Glass ($30/set of 4 glasses). Designed with the help of sensory experts, the pint glass provides optimum full-flavored taste of Sam Adams (or any other brew) thanks to some unique features — a bead inside the rim creates turbulence to release flavor and aromas; a lip on the glass places... [More]

Rustic looks meet complete utility in the Markham Console Bar ($1,400). Inspired by an antique workbench, this home bar is built from pine and pine veneer, and features saw mark, groove, and peg hole details, a recessed trough in the rear for securing bottles, a lower gallery shelf, a hidden drawer for holding bar tools, a cast iron bottle opener... [More]

The right glass can make a world of difference when enjoying your favorite brew. Spiegelau Beer Glasses ($30/2-pack) are designed to enhance the flavor, aroma, and mouthfeel of beer, and with varieties available for pilsners, lagers, and wheat beers, you're sure to find one that matches your tastes.... [More]

As flat-screen TVs look more and more like works of art, why not give them a proper display on the TV Easel ($1,000). Built from solid hardwood to hold televisions up to 60 inches, the TV Easel also features a height-adjustable design, integrated component storage and wire management, a hand-applied, four-step antiqued ebony finish, and the ability to double as,... [More]

Forget searching around for a newly distressed, retro-styled desk or chair — pick up the real deal with Vintage Desks & Office Chairs (Prices varied). With a wide variety of styles and colors to choose from (including this wonderful GF tanker desk), you're sure to find something to suit your surroundings.... [More]

If you love industrial-inspired furniture and fixtures, you'll find the Etsy KOZO3 Designer Desk Lamp ($230) doesn't disappoint. With raw, galvanized iron tubing and a little rust at the joints, this handmade lamp provides illumination with an efficient 20-watt halogen bulb. Just tap the custom-designed on/off switch to provide light at home or in the office, adding a distinctive touch... [More]

If you're a long-time Uncrate reader, you know that we were sold on this book by the title alone — but it's not exactly what you'd think. Instead of focusing solely on The Big Lebowski, Cathleen Falsani's The Dude Abides ($10) is an exploration intro to the existential questions raised by the entire Coen brothers catalogue, from Blood Simple to... [More]

Whether you're replacing an aging flat panel or just now dipping into the HDTV waters, the Vizio TruLED HDTV ($2,200) should be on your list. With a unique TruLED system of 960 individual LEDs divided into 80 control groups, the set is able to achieve a 2,000,000:1 Dynamic Contrast Ratio, with darker blacks and brighter whites then standard backlighting solutions.... [More]

Whether you're upgrading the office or doing a dream kitchen makeover, the Ariston Built-in Coffee Center ($2,150-$2,260) will make a fine addition. This in-wall brewing system can dispense cups of coffee, espressos, cappuccinos, lattes, teas, or just plain ol' hot waters two at a time thanks to dual heating elements. Each drink can be customized with a turn of a... [More]

Take a trip to bourbon utopia with the Maker's Mark Master Distiller Experience ($7,500). On this two-person VIP excursion, you'll get a tour of the Maker's distillery from Master Distiller Kevin Smith, participating in the whisky-making process at every step for a better understanding of how this magic juice is made. Also included is a two-bottle memento with your likeness... [More]

Leave it to the air maestros at Dyson to create a fan with no blades. The Dyson Air Multiplier ($300-$330) uses a fairly ingenious design to suck air into the base, accelerating it through an small aperture in the device's ring and then over a ramp to channel its direction. As it happens, this also causes the air behind and... [More]

There's nothing more satisfying than decorating your abode with artwork or photos of your own creation, and CanvasPop ($49 and up) makes it easier than ever to do so. As the world's only large format printing company to work with images of any resolution, CanvasPop allows you to make gorgeous canvas prints of pretty much any image, even if they're... [More]

Ever have an urge to throw a rock through the window the guy who just blocked you in, or parked so close you need a can opener to get your car out? We have too, and apparently, so have the folks behind Parking Tickets ($7). This book of 20 unique pull-out cards is perfect for letting the parking-challenged know just... [More]

Worried about RFID snoopers grabbing your account details while your card rests in your pocket? Worry no more with the Flipside Wallet ($40). Made from a mix of high-strength polymer and aluminum alloy, the Flipside offers complete RFID shielding, space for up to 6 shielded cards plus 15 bills, an automatic locking and opening system, and more.... [More]

Whether you're jamming out to music, playing a game, or conducting a business call, the Jabra Halo ($130) has you covered. Sporting Bluetooth 2.0 A2DP, the Halo can connect to two devices at once, and features a foldable design, an included carrying pouch, Zirene Power Bass for audio enhancement, Noise Blackout technology with dual microphones for clearer calls, touch-based controls,... [More]

If you need a cooler that can withstand damn near anything — including a run-in with a wild grizzly bear — look no farther. Yeti Coolers ($160-$1,100) are made using the same rotational-molding method used to make whitewater kayaks, and feature unbreakable hinges, ATV-tested rubber T latches, handles made from marine-grade nylon with a ribbed rubber grip, screw-in, gasketed, leak-proof... [More]

Add a little spark to your formal attire with these Vintage Lighter Cufflinks ($40). Made from working vintage lighters once found in gumball machines roughly 50 years ago, these handmade cufflinks feature a bullet back closure, integrated flame covers, and screw bottoms for refilling. Just remember to take them off before firing up, lest you burn up a perfectly good... [More]

Get your weather updates the more natural way with the WoodStation Weather Display ($100). This nifty gadget displays a weather forecast icon, indoor temperature and humidity, the time, and the date, all with a clever motion-activated LED display that shines through the WoodStation's wood veneer front when activated, allowing it to look like a stylish wood sculpture when off.... [More]

Enjoy the remainder of the summer relaxing in a Hammock Bliss Triple ($75). Billed as the world's largest portable hammock, the Triple is over eight feet wide and nearly ten feet long, perfect for couples, and is made from quick drying, breathable parachute nylon with sides of 770lb test climbing rope, and weighs only 26 oz. when packed into the... [More]

Carry your DSLR with you without looking like a tourist in Incase DSLR Bags ($60-$80). Available in the essentials only-sized Carrying Case or extra lenses and maybe a flash-sized Sling Pack, both bags feature zippered interior and exterior pockets, adjustable camera and lens compartments, side stash pockets, adjustable shoulder straps, reinforced nylon handles, and weather resistant nylon construction to keep... [More]

Be a real American hero with the G.I. Joe Complete Collector's Set ($145). This comprehensive collection includes all 95 episodes of the original animated series spread across 17 discs, and bonus materials like those wonderful PSAs, a 1GB dog tag flash drive, two comics, a 60-page booklet, all-new featurettes, the original 1963 Toy Fair presentation, archival Hasbro toy commercials, tattoos,... [More]

Ever wonder where root beer came from? Well, it used to be root tea, an alcoholic drink the settlers picked up from the Native Americans — but prohibition ended all of that, so it was drained of its alcohol and rechristened "root beer." Now you can get a taste of the original, organic, and very alcoholic tea with Root ($39).... [More]

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower, rockets — even absinthe — it also give you tips on eating dangerously, cigarette smoking,... [More]

What if Chewbacca wasn't Han Solo's right-hand man aboard the Millennium Falcon, but was instead your local paperboy? Well, the world would be a lot like what's depicted on the Chewbika T-Shirt ($24). Featuring a brownish print of everyone's favorite biking wookie atop a lighter-brown shirt, it's sure to draw more than a few comments on your route.... [More]

Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several different kinds of hand-picked Colorado Juniper berries, Tub also offers notes of coriander, citrus peel, oris root, and other botanicals, and is craft-distilled in small batches to best capture the... [More]

Create your own personal signage with these Marquee Alphabet Lights ($178). Reminiscent of old theater and hotel signs, the lights feature a weathered red enamel finish, multiple lights, metal construction, and varied sizes, from 19- to 27-inches tall. Use one to stand for a single word or name, or string several together to make your own light-up word.... [More]

Slumping economy have you watching this season from the nosebleeds? Get that front row feeling back with Bushnell Spectator Binoculars ($70). Featuring a wide field-of-view, PermaFocus lenses that don't need adjustment to stay super-sharp, a rugged, lightweight design, and included case and neckstrap, they'll make sure you don't miss a single play, no matter where you're sitting.... [More]

Simple, stylish, and comfortable — what more could you ask for in a pair of sneakers? Zuriick AKE Sneakers ($55) offer all three in a low-profile, slip-on design. They feature canvas uppers, a vulcanized rubber sole, striped midsole, metal ventilation eyelets, tonal stitching, and come in six contrasting colorways.... [More]

Love your facial hair, or just like to marvel at the growth of others? Then check out Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them ($9). A veritable 'stache celebration, this 208-page paperback looks at fifty of the most famous upper lip coverings in history, as well as the bravado and balls of the men who sported... [More]

Why carry around a separate bulky keychain when your key can be the chain? The Split Ring Key ($7/2-pack) is a blank that can be cut by any key cutter to fit KW1 or SC1 keyways, but featuring a ring at the top for connecting the rest of your keys, letting you get rid yourself of yet another unsightly pocket... [More]

Get a clean, close, and refreshing shave with Proraso Shaving Cream ($11). Made with eucalyptus oil, menthol, and glycerin, Proraso promises to soften even the heaviest of beards, leaving you with a smooth shave and well-moisturized, nourished skin.... [More]

Sometimes the original is the best. Only modestly updated since it's debut, the Waring Professional Bar Blender ($130) is a true classic, with workhorse sensibilities. Available in stainless steel or bright copper, the Waring features a 40-oz. glass mixing jar, a powerful 390-watt motor, high and low speeds, a center cap that doubles as a 1-oz measure, and a heavy-duty... [More]

As a result of the additional moisture, steam, and warmth, shaving in the shower provides many benefits, like a closer shave, smoother skin, and less mess. But you'll need a high-quality, fogless mirror in order to get the job done right. The ACE Fogless Shower Mirror ($24) uses a "water reservoir" to equalize the temperature of the mirror and eliminate... [More]

Keep your tools, gardening supplies, cold weather clothes, enormous stash of drugs — whatever — safe and sound inside a Rubbermaid ActionPacker ($26-$94). Available in a variety of capacities, from 8-48 gallons, these rough and rugged storage containers feature weather-resistant construction, tough, lockable latches, double walls for added strength, and a 6-year warranty.... [More]

Give your car a showroom shine with the Makita Sander-Polisher ($200). This nine-pound polisher features a variable speed dial that runs from 600-3,000 rpm, letting you go from slow buffing to aggressive polishing in the turn of a dial. Of course, it's also easily converted into a sander, helping you to re-stain that deck or fence in no time.... [More]

Lots of bags claim to offer plenty of interior organization, but none let you adjust it to fit your particular set of gear. Until now. Cocoon Bags ($40-$130) feature an innovative Grid-It organization system inside, which use a unique weave of rubberized elastic bands to offer nearly endless configuration. With a variety of sizes, styles, and colors available, you're sure... [More]

Even though it got surprisingly good reviews and stars the loveably detestable Ricky Gervais, Ghost Town ($20 DVD; $28 Blu-ray) seemed to slip through the cracks this year. While the premise (man dies, resuscitated, sees annoying dead folks, hilarity ensues) sounds like another throw-away comedy, Gervais along with his co-stars and the movie's writers have made a great romantic comedy... [More]

No matter if you reside on Team Jim or Team Dwight, you can appreciate the awesomeness of this Bears, Beets, Battlestar T-Shirt ($20). Plus, the company behind the tee, Doubletake Clothing, designates 25% of profits for community work.... [More]

Jazz up your new MacBook or MacBook Pro with iamhuman MacBook Covers ($30-$45). Available in a variety of styles, including woodgrain, patterns, and prints, each cover is tailored to fit your specific model, made from quality fabrics and authentic wood veneers, and backed with pro-grade 3M adhesive so they won't leave a nasty residue when removed.... [More]

Now this is what we call an upgrade. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies ($10) includes the original text of Jane Austen's novel, spiced up with new portions featuring viloent, flesh-hungry zombie hordes. To compliment the new gore, the updated book also has 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock, the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice. [Thanks, Dan]... [More]

Like the idea of the Rovio but don't like having an insect-styled robot running around? Check out the WowWee Spyball ($TBA). The remote controlled, Wi-Fi enabled, robotic ball features two wheels to let it turn 360 degrees, moving in stealth until it's ready to shoot video or stills with the built-in webcam, which pops out of the top. [via]... [More]

If all the ocean portions of Planet Earth did was whet your appetite for more water-related info, pick up a copy of Ocean: An Illustrated Atlas ($41). This 350+ page National Geographic tome is filled with information on our seas, including points of interest, little known facts, new full-spread maps of the ocean floor, and full-color photographs and diagrams revealing... [More]

Originally designed to handle detonation and trip wires, and straight out of any Batman-wannabe's dream, this Pocket Grappling Hook ($27) is perfect for any mission. The 1"x5.5" water resistant shell holds the hook's spikes when you're on the move, and can be filled with water or sand to add weight for more accurate throws. Forget all that "not certified for... [More]

You've always wanted one, and now's the time to buy one. Look closely at this Spy Micro Camera Watch ($189) and you'll see a tiny camera hidden within the 2 on the watch face. The watch has a rechargeable battery, 2GB of built-in memory, and records video in AVI format with a resolution of 352 x 288.... [More]

American Apparel informed us today that they're now selling a couple coats for those who feel tees alone aren't warm enough for the winter months. They're selling a classic, single-breasted Wool Peacoat ($180) in navy or gray, and a Twill Jacket ($157) with Sherpa lining in blue or black.... [More]

Based on the diets of some of history's most celebrated civilizations, the Noble Bar ($2) is an all-natural way to get nourishment on the go. Filled with natural fruits, nuts, and grains, the bars — available in Spartan Pear, Centurion Fig, Viking Cherry, Samurai Persimmon, Kobukson Asian Pear, and Han Dynasty Apricot — are a great alternative to your run-of-the-mill... [More]

Experience 7.1 surround sound while fragging your friends with the Logitech G35 Surround Sound Headset ($130). Powered by Dolby sound technology, the G35 features an ear-enclosing design, 40mm laser-tuned drivers with neodymium magnets, a unidirectional, noise-canceling mic, and a full-speed, all-digital USB connection for minimal latency and super-clear audio.... [More]

Sometime around Jan. 1, your girl blamed you for her dwindling wardrobe of clothes that fit and signed up for the latest dieting fad (it involves cayenne or something). Now it's time to exact some vengeance. You're not big or fat. You're just busy; busy with man stuff. Clearly you can't be troubled with silly diets or finger pointing (it'd... [More]

Gain freedom from your Mac's built-in iSight with the BT-1 Wireless Webcam ($150; Q1 2009). Billed as the world's first Bluetooth webcam, this compact box streams 640x480 H.264 video and 48 kHz AAC stereo audio to iChat, Skype and more, with a talk time of four hours, and a standard tripod mounting screw and included flexible mini-tripod.... [More]

Just add water. Nearly 20 years in development and touted as "a breakthrough in instant coffee", Starbucks VIA Ready Brew ($20/24 single-serve packets) brings full-bodied, authentic coffee flavor in an instant form. Available in Colombian or Italian Roast, Ready Brew is 100% natural roasted coffee, made without preservatives from the top 3 percent of the world's coffee supply. There's also... [More]

No matter what your drink, these Innermost Half Pint Glasses ($32/set of 2) will keep your libations at their best. The double-walled half-pint glasses help keep cold drinks cold and warm beverages warm.... [More]

The Nerf brand turns 40 this year, and is apparently having a mid-life crisis. Sporting a "digital camo" paint job, the just-announced Nerf N-Strike Raider Rapid Fire CS 35 ($35; Fall 09) is the highest dart capacity Nerf blaster yet, featuring a collapsible stock, Tactical Rail System, and a new drum magazine that holds 35 darts. Its "Slam" fire mode... [More]

Ever wonder what your pet sees all day long? Find out with the Pet's Eye View Digital Camera ($50). This collar-mountable 640x480 digital camera features an automatic timer to snap photos every minute, 5 minutes, or 15 minutes from your pet's perspective, a built-in lithium-ion rechargeable battery, and 8MB of internal storage. What to do with all those pics? Give... [More]

You gotta love something that says "Great for children! Better for adults!" on the box. These Big Shott's Edible Shooters ($9) are perfect for serving your favorite dessert liqueur. The box contains 16 chocolate-lined wafer cups, each holding one ounce of booze.... [More]

These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]

Brew your own brew with the Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit ($90). The most popular beermaking kit in the world, this set gives you everything you need to easily make 50 12 oz bottles of beer. Extra packs are sold separately — choose Coopers Brewery IPA Beer Kit ($33), Coopers Brewery Sparkling Ale Beer Kit ($40), Coopers Brewery Pilsener Beer... [More]

Show subtle support for your team this weekend with NFL Cufflinks ($50). Featuring the logo of your favorite squad in bright, vibrant enamel and a bullet back closure, they'll look way better with a suit or french cuffed shirt than a hat — or worse yet, a logo-adorned beer helmet.... [More]

Whether you're a collector or a kegmeister, you'll want to check out Kegworks' collection of Branded Tap Handles ($14-$60). The hard-to-find handles, available in a many different brands, are not sold in stores, and are only provided directly to bars and restaurants. So every handle you see for sale probably lived a long life of serving brews to hapless chaps... [More]

Take a cathartic break from the traditional family niceties with Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary ($17). Filled with the sarcastic, laser-sharp wit that Leary is famous for, this 320-page tome is filled with insightful, hilarious, and scathing commentary on our modern-day world. Two words: Read It.... [More]

Usually, house brands are crap. Usually. Not so with the Grooming Lounge Greatest Shave Ever "Try Me" Kit ($20). This TSA-friendly sampler set includes the company's Mug Cleaner Face Wash (2 oz.), Beard Master Shave Oil (1 oz.), Beard Destroyer Shave Cream (2 oz.), and Best For Last Aftershave (2 oz.). Developed and perfected just for you at the Grooming... [More]

We don't chop wood every day here at Uncrate HQ, but when we do, we use the smartly designed Super Splitting Axe ($40) from Fiskars (yes, the scissors people). With a 28-inch handle, a 4-1/4 pound head, and a lightweight, glass-fiber reinforced handle, you'll be splitting wood like a modern Paul Bunyan. The carbon steel blade has a PTFE coating... [More]

Save your sanity — and possibly a limb — with the Rockwell Jawhorse ($180). This hardcore helping hand clamps down on nearly anything, and should be the first thing solo do-it-yourselfers bust out. The Jawhorse sports a hands-free foot pedal that lets you apply up to one metric ton of clamping force, and its jaws can be opened up to... [More]

The problem with most coat racks is their singular purpose: they only hold coats, and perhaps a bag or two (provided it has straps). Made of powder-coated steel, the Wallter Slat Rack ($145) overcomes this limitation with a unique, quirky modern design that can handle coats, bags, keys, umbrellas — even magazines and mail. It's a perfect one-stop catch-all for... [More]

Add some attitude to your snail mail with this booklet of 20 The Simpsons Postage Stamps ($9). Each stamp features a different Simpsons family character, including Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (but no Grandpa). The stamps, like the four randomly available booklet covers, were drawn by Matt Groening, the series creator. Here's hoping for a Futurama stamp sometime in... [More]

Need a belt that will look good with jeans but can save your hide in a tight spot? Check out the Specter Last Resort Belt ($25-$32). made from Mil-Spec parachute webbing, the belt can be used to fully support one's body weight for rappelling or harnessing, and you can easily attach a carabiner and/or a figure-8 to hitch a ride... [More]

Among the myriad of things that suck about getting old is the onslaught of hair growth in unsightly places — especially in your nose and ears. Keep these age-spurred outbursts in check with the Philips Norelco Precision Nose and Ear Trimmer ($13). Water resistant for easy clean-up, it features an angled, miniature head for better reach and control, battery power... [More]

Whether it's water or whiskey, the Nalgene Flask ($9) is ready. A manly alternative to the company's classic plastic bottle, the leak-proof flask sports a slim profile that's better for active outdoor usage, and comes with an insulated sleeve. Its 1-ounce cap makes for quick and easy shots at your desk, in the bleachers, on the trail, or in the... [More]

Taste wine like a real connoisseur with the Wine Enthusiast Wine Tasting & Aroma Kit ($200). This high-end kit includes nine vials of the most common tastes found in wine, nine essence coasters for identifying specific wine tastes, 36 vials of the most common aromas with matching cards describing the scents and the wines in which they're present, two tasting... [More]

The secret to the great food you get at your favorite Italian place isn't the sauces, atmosphere, or overpriced chianti — its the homemade pasta. Now you can make your own little pockets of edible heaven with Italian Ravioli Makers ($26). Available in square or round designs, the sets include the molds, rolling pins, and cutouts you need to make... [More]

We can only imagine it will be this awesome when the clock strikes 12 tonight. Dracula leading a horde of zombies on a T-Rex, while UFOs and meth cowboys on Pterodactyls wreak havoc on our cities. The This Is How The World Ends T-Shirt ($18) has it all. Beware Y2K9.... [More]

During the Northeast winter storm last week, this thing helped get us through a couple nights without power. The Duracell Powerpack 600 ($130) is a portable, heavy duty battery that acts an emergency power unit indoors and outdoors, and as a jump starter when carried in your trunk. Packing a 600-watt inverter, the Powerpack sports three AC outlets, one DC... [More]

Just when you think Beck has covered as much musical ground as he can, he does something even crazier — like teaming with Danger Mouse to produce the roughly thirty-minute romp Modern Guilt ($10). While DM's beats are unmistakable, so is Beck's unique sound, which sounds as polished and interesting here as ever. Fittingly, it's also available on vinyl, which... [More]

Learn the basics of beer with the Beer Wheel ($9). This quick dial is packed with information on everything from ales to wheat beers. You're already a pro at drinking the stuff, so you might as well know what you're drinking.... [More]

Straight from Japan comes the Hover Q Tiny R/C Hovercraft ($50). This handheld air-cushioned amphibious vehicle works just like a real hovercraft, scooting around on a cushion of air. The hovercraft charges directly from the remote, giving you 5 minutes of run time in between charges.... [More]

Nothing says "Get the hell off my land!" like a shotgun-wielding man in a cowboy hat, which is exactly what you'll find on the Get Off T-Shirt ($30). Created by Coby Schultz and Barry Ament, the shirt's abstract design is just vague enough to draw attention, yet repellent enough to keep people out of your business.... [More]

The first thing you should know is that there is no shame in admitting you have the mentality of a 12 year old. And just because when you see an R/C helicopter your first reaction is to snatch it out of the air, grab the controller from the kid and run off to play with it on your own, well,... [More]

Help spread the entrepreneurial sprit across the globe with Kiva. This service allows you to make loans to entrepreneurs in developing countries, empowering them to better their own situation and hopefully helping to drive ingenuity and innovation worldwide. Simply browse the profiles of hopefuls, and choose one to lend to using PayPal or credit card. Kiva will collect the funds... [More]

Forget packing the tiny travel bottle on your next trip and instead opt for some Dissolving Paper Shampoo ($13). The mint-scented paper shampoo comes in packs of 30 inside a convenient plastic travel case, and can even suds up with salt water, ensuring that no matter where you are — or where you have to wash — you'll be able... [More]

Why let the black ops division have all the fun? Now you can have your own pair of cyborg-looking glasses with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles ($90). The specs use IR technology for monocular night vision, feature both green and b/w modes, and offer two sensitivity levels, one for close proximity work, and the other for full-power mode, letting you see... [More]

The "man-sized" Ace Fingernail Clippers ($12) and Ace Toenail Clippers ($12) are made from 420 stainless steel, offer 30º or 55º Power Cut levers with ultra-sharp blades, and sport built-in clippings catchers. Finish filling up your cart with the rubberized Ace Nail Brush ($8) and the do-it-all Ace Nail File Pick ($12).... [More]

Au revoir, Apple TV. The new Netflix Player by Roku ($100) lets you watch movies and TV shows from your Netflix queue, right on your TV, without ever going to the mail box. The streaming set-top box provides instant access to more than 10,000 movies and TV shows (currently about 10% of the Netflix library). Surprisingly compact (approximately 5" x... [More]

The new Evolution Lynk Waterproof Helmet ($280) is designed to keep you comfortable, connected, and protected, no matter which water sport you enjoy. It features Bluetooth 1.2 with both headset and stereo music profiles, voice-activated wireless two-way radio communications via 14 FRS channels, a NOAA weather receiver, a built-in directional microphone with noise cancellation, and more.... [More]

Need to keep tabs on your pets, home, kids, or wife while you're away? Rovio ($240) can help. This Wi-Fi enabled mobile web cam lets you see, hear, and interact with Rovio's surroundings via an online interface. Rovio will tell you when it's time to charge up, letting you tell it to return to the charging station with one click,... [More]

Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions of the originals, with the Cobra set featuring Cobra (The enemy), Baroness, Storm Shadow, Destro and Cobra Commander, while the... [More]

Bringing new meaning to the term space ship, this tee has a great wrap-around design and hidden details. Get the Space Wreck T-Shirt ($19) and enjoy some interstellar travel.... [More]

End the argument of who's picking up the bar tab with a roll of the dice. The Jack Spade I Buy/You Buy Dice Set ($55), which comes with a grain leather case, settles things like civilized drunkards of yesteryear.... [More]

Get the comfort of a hammock with the protection of an off-ground tent in the Lawson Hammock Camping Tent ($149). This all-in-one shelter offers a mosquito net, rain cover, and tent-like construction, with spreader bars on both ends for a spacious bed that can hold one person plus all their gear. Lightweight and easy to setup, it's perfect for short... [More]

Make a statement this election season with the Royal Eagleface T-Shirt ($32). Printed on an 100% cotton, asphalt grey American Apparel basic tee, the shirt features a large front print of an eagle wearing a crown. You know, eagle = America, crown = monar... nevermind.... [More]

The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device ($50) uses brute force to help you get the right amount of pasta. It works great no matter what type of boss you're cooking dinner for. [Thanks, Oscar]... [More]

We'll admit to not having had the best luck with pint-sized R/C choppers, but the Black Stealth 3-Channel R/C Helicopter ($30) is here to change all that. Unlike most other small toy helicopters, which always fly forward and have ultra-sensitive controls, the Stealth features dual counter-rotating blades, three channels of directional control — up and down, left and right, and... [More]

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever. [Thanks, Doug]... [More]

Shoot from the hip with the Black & Decker 3.6-Volt Lithium Ion SmartDriver ($40). This one-handed cordless screwdriver features a retractable screw-holder with magnetic tip, as well as a 6-position clutch for picking what size screw you're using (to prevent stripping), and a built-in LED work light for late night picture hanging.... [More]

It's not fun carrying around a full keychain — not only does it make for a massive bulge in your jeans, it can also damage your car ignition if your chain is too weighed down. The Keyport Slide ($TBA) promises to alleviate this situation by offering you a simplified housing that holds all your keys. The universal key fob keeps... [More]

If Uncrate's T-shirt section and Rumplo's indie picks just aren't enough to satisfy your need for fresh tees, then check out PleaseDressMe. This T-shirt search engine, co-founded by wine guru Gary Vaynerchuk, lets you locate torso covers by search term (example: TV), tag (example: food), color (example: green), or price (example: under $10).... [More]

From Andrew Zuckerman, the genius photographer behind the stunning Creature, comes Wisdom ($32), a similar hard bound book featuring knowledge and photos of 50 of the world's great writers, actors, artists, designers, politicians, musicians, religious figures, and business leaders of our time. The book comes with an accompanying documentary DVD.... [More]

Worn Free T-Shirts ($50) are glorious reproductions of tees worn by rock legends like John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Joan Jett, and Frank Zappa. Nearly 100 officially-licensed replica shirts are available, letting you choose from an exhaustive library of resurrected T-shirt history.... [More]

Ever wish you could have your very own customized action figure? Well, you can. Custom Action Figures ($425/1st, $40 for each copy) from Hero Builders will make you into a 12" plastic warrior, complete with glasses, clothes, tattoos, weapons, and any other personalization you'd like. Plus, you can get a talking figure for the same price — extra copies of... [More]

Forget the flesh colored Band-Aids, and opt for some man-approved Duct Tape Bandages ($4). Made from real 3M duct tape, these adhesive bandages are more durable than standard ones, and are even longer to wrap around your sausage fingers.... [More]

Every man still has a little Dennis the Menace in them. Wear it proud with the Slingshot Bird T-Shirt ($29). Even if you're as old as Mr. Wilson. [Thanks, Michelle]... [More]

Make them forget the craptastic present inside by wrapping it with some Uncut U.S. Currency ($15-$900). Available in crisp $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or $50 sheets. Just tell them to go easy on the opening. [Thanks, Chris]... [More]

From the makers of the Cableyoyo comes one of the most simple ways we've yet seen to cool down your laptop. Cool Feet ($13) are a set of four "feet" for your laptop that attach either by suction or by a smooth adhesive pad, and raise it up to provide a more ergonomic typing position and better airflow, which results... [More]

It's really crazy how the candidates aren't even talking about the two biggest threats we face as a nation. Let your voice be heard with the Prepare for Robots T-Shirt ($18) and the Prepare for Zombies T-Shirt ($28).... [More]

Laser tape measures have been around for awhile, but not until recently have they become cost effective. The SonicTape Laser Tape Measure ($50) can calculate area and volume and convert readings from feet to meters and inches to centimeters (if you were so inclined). Measures up to 50-feet with a 99.5 percent accuracy.... [More]

Record whenever genius strikes with the Ovation iDea Guitar ($600). This iPod-like acoustic/electric guitar can both record and play MP3s, letting you save your jam sessions or rock along with any song. The iDea's built in preamp has a pitch-stable speed adjustment allowing you to slow down MP3 tracks for easier learning. On-board USB lets you quickly transfer recordings and... [More]

Any true geek will tell you that half the battle of working on electronics is trying to keep track of all those too-damn-small screws. The Magwear Magnetic Wristband ($18) helps alleviate this problem by providing a magnetic surface to hold the small stuff while you hack, upgrade, or mod your way to a better life.... [More]

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

If a product ever needed no introduction, this would be it, but we're going to introduce it for you anyway. The Solar Flashlight ($30) does exactly what its name implies — converts solar energy into light. Using a photo voltaic panel, it can store enough power to run its nine LED bulbs for sometime before going dark.... [More]

From wall-clinging prints and buttons to business and playing cards, Mpix has you covered. The online printing service offers tons of options and sizes, from 20"x30" prints on premium paper to fully-mounted, standout-boxed prints, as well as fun items like statuettes, puzzles, calendars, and more. Just upload your photo, choose your print selection, and your custom order is delivered right... [More]

Finally, a Blu-ray player that can actually contend with the PS3. The LG BD300 Network Blu-ray Disc Player ($TBA; Fall 2008) will combine 1080p DVD-upconversion and Blu-ray playback with the ability to stream movies from your Netflix instant queue to create a strong one-two living room punch. Add in the ability to update the player over the internet, and you've... [More]

It's only a hormone imbalance. Celebrate the news with this timely Steve Jobs Lives T-Shirt ($20). Ordering one might even take the sting out of watching the Philnote. [Thanks, Josh]... [More]

Indeed. Flex your consumer purchasing muscle by ordering this F the Economy T-Shirt ($15). Bailout, schmailout.... [More]

The first two speck-laden Godfather films finally get cleaned up in the The Godfather - The Coppola Restoration Set (Sept. 23). Both The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II have been "meticulously restored" by Paramount (overseen by Coppola himself), and are packaged together with a newly remastered version of The Godfather, Part III. The DVD version ($63) includes several previously... [More]

When all other tactics fail, try simply serenading your potential one-nighter in this Mariachi T-Shirt ($30). Because after seven beers, you totally won't embarrass youself.... [More]

Smuggle your micro-sized goodies like a Cold War-era spy with Hollow Spy Coins ($20-$70). These exact duplicates of real spy coins used by both the CIA and KGB to smuggle things like poison, codes, and microfilm come in a variety of sizes, including full dollars, half dollars, quarters, and nickels, each with a hollow cavity inside awaiting your secrets. [via]... [More]

Expand your computer's storage capacity while helping out the environment with the SimpleTech [re]drive ($160). This 500GB external USB 2.0 drive is made from eco-friendly materials like recycled aluminum and sustainable bamboo, and even comes packed in 100-percent recyclable packaging. Add in the drive's great looks and included 2GB of online storage, and you've got a green winner.... [More]

Today's a good day — we all finally get to hear some new Mitch Hedberg jokes. This 2Pac-humous album, recorded two months prior to his death in 2005, includes nearly forty minutes of previously unreleased material. As expected, Do You Believe in Gosh? ($11) has all of the genius observational, bite-size comedy Mitch was famous for.... [More]

For those of you who like Polo but always found it a bit too old man-ish, check out Polo Modern Reserve ($63). This updated scent replaces aging notes like chamomile and tobacco with cool cardamom spice and different blends of leather. A fresh, modern update to one of the world's best-known fragrances.... [More]

Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]... [More]

Celebrate the good news with a new tee. The Haunted Housework T-Shirt ($20) proudly sports the Ghostbusters-branded Dustbuster, guaranteed to work on your toughest cat hair and meanest ghouls.... [More]

You're a man, and such you need not constant reminders of your manliness. Take for instance, Gear Head Shampoo ($6), featuring all sorts of manly ingredients like Aloe Vera gel, oils of lemon, orange and basil fragrances, and Jojoba oil, all poured into a man-friendly, motor oil-esque bottle. If you don't have a penis, this stuff clearly isn't for you.... [More]

Yet another kickass Rage Against the Machine offshoot has emerged in One Day as a Lion. On their self-titled debut EP ($5), Rage frontman Zack de la Rocha and former Mars Volta drummer Jon Theodore mix de la Rocha's unique brand of yelling/rapping with Theodore's strong rock beats, throwing in plenty of distorted guitars and electric keyboards for good measure.... [More]

If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world stats from major organizations to offer an intriguing look at modern human mortality.... [More]

One of the hardest things about eating healthy is finding stuff you actually like — which is why we're so pumped about Me & Goji (around $15). This custom artisanal cereal lets you build-your-own breakfast from more than 30 all-natural organic ingredients, including everything from the Goji berry for which the company is named to choco-granola. Healthy, natural, and tasty.... [More]

The National Shot of Hungary since 1790, Zwack ($20) is now available in the U.S. Made with a bold blend of over 40 herbs and spices, this super-premium liqueur is aged in oak casks for at least six months, giving it a dark amber color, a smooth bite, and a citrus finish. For added points, mix it with an energy... [More]

Typically, when the weather turns warm, electric bills go up. You can avoid spending that extra cash by just cooling the room you're in. And now you can do it in style. Check out the Otto Wooden Fan ($200), a wood-framed fan that looks vintage but features modern touches like three speeds and height-adjustable feet. The wood-ring frame has been... [More]

Ditch your car's unwieldy (and sometimes unsafe) mini-jack and pick up a Titan Exhaust Air Jack ($120 and up). Available in three sizes, the Titan uses a hose connected to your car's exhaust pipe to inflate smoothly and quickly, lifting your vehicle up to 30 inches off the ground, and giving you plenty of space to work. It can stay... [More]

A reusable water bottle as healthy as the water you put inside it. The KOR ONE Hydration Vessel ($30) is BPA-free (good for your body) and cuts down on the amount of water bottles you throw away each year (good for the planet). The KOR ONE features a pretty stunning industrial design, topped off with a just-right spout and a... [More]

Our favorite cataloging app just got a lot better. Delicious Library 2 ($40/new, $20/upgrade) lets users of Mac OS X Leopard catalog and organize their stuff, from CDs and games to toys, tools, and more, displayed in all their glory on photo-realistic shelves. Handy webcam scanning lets you simply scan an item's barcode to add it to your library, and... [More]

A six-shooter, Nerf-style? We're in. The Nerf Maverick ($13) can hold six foam, suction cup-tipped darts in its chamber, and offers fast, accurate shooting. Features aside, this is one toy that we're not sure we can live without — the office has simply been too dangerous since we broke our Super Soakers and started using Berettas instead.... [More]

We just found our Bluetooth headset for the iPhones we'll be picking up later this evening. The Argard M10 ($149) is an ultra-small, in-ear wireless headset with a design that's worthy enough to be paired with even the sexiest of phones. Smaller in diameter than a quarter and weighing only 5 grams, it's no surprise that this sexy piece of... [More]