The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust
You can thank Nine Inch Nails mastermind and well-known record label hater Trent Reznor for letting you download this awesome album from spoken-word hip-hop artist Saul Williams for free. The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust, described by Williams as "ghetto gothic... hard-core dance," the... [More]
American Gangster by Jay-Z
Leave it to a retired guy to make the rap album of the year. Loosely based on the movie of the same name, American Gangster by Jay-Z ($10) is self-described "black superhero music," with lots of funk-era samples, pounding bass, and some of Jay's best... [More]
ManSpace
We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five categories, such as "Collecting" and... [More]
Carma Sutra
This Valentine's Day, move the action out of the bedroom and into the garage with Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook ($10). This paperback tome is full of in-car sex positions to spice up your backseat action, complete with illustrations and helpful model-specific advice. Just remember... [More]
Fray
The mastermind of JPG Magazine is back with a new project, this time with smart, community-submitted stories based around a common theme. Fray ($15 each; $45 yearly) is a quarterly paperback book that's simply filled with excellent and true first-person stories from ordinary folks. The... [More]
The Official Filthy Rich Handbook
Have more money than you know what to do with? Here's the guide you've been waiting for. The Official Filthy Rich Handbook ($12) is a sometimes tongue-in-cheek, always straight-forward guide to living the good life. From how to properly name a house to a list... [More]
Zivity
Although Zivity is still in closed beta, it's already rousing quite a stir among the blogerati. The site harnesses the many Web 2.0 fundamentals to create a social network built around tasteful (read: artsy) nudity. Dubbing themselves purveyors of Beauty 2.0 and encouraging submissions from... [More]
Spycraft
Ever wonder exactly what kind of technological wonders the CIA has cooked up over the years? Then you need to read Spycraft: The Secret History of the CIA's Spytechs, from Communism to al-Qaeda ($20). Co-written by a former director the CIA’s Office of Technical Service... [More]
When We Left Earth
Even if you only have a passing interest in space, you owe it to yourself to check out When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions ($70/DVD; $80/Blu-ray). This six-part series celebrates NASA's 50th anniversary in HD by opening up the space administration's archives and giving... [More]
MOJO HD
Wouldn't it be great if there was a 100% high-def cable channel for men? There is. MOJO HD offers guy-rific original shows (on topics like travel, food, music, business, and more), movies, sports, and specials in 1080i format and 5.1 sound. We especially like Three... [More]
Adobe Creative Suite 4
It's that time again: time to upgrade your copies of Adobe's apps to the latest and greatest Creative Suite 4 releases. Adobe is offering six bundles this time, including the Design Premium ($1,800), Design Standard ($1,400), Web Premium ($1,700), Web Standard ($1,000), Production Premium ($1,700),... [More]
SureFire Pen
From the makers of the badass, retina-scorching SureFire flashlights comes the SureFire Pen ($125). It sports a body made from hard anodized aerospace-grade aluminum with stainless steel on the tip, pocket clip, and the tailcap, which itself features a rounded window breaker — handy! It... [More]
Royal Eagleface T-Shirt
Make a statement this election season with the Royal Eagleface T-Shirt ($32). Printed on an 100% cotton, asphalt grey American Apparel basic tee, the shirt features a large front print of an eagle wearing a crown. You know, eagle = America, crown = monar... nevermind.... [More]
JAQK Wine
The next time you're standing in the wine isle pondering what to get, test your luck with a bottle from JAQK Cellars. With bottle designs as excellent as the wine inside, JAQK (Jack, Ace, Queen, King) is a fun company focused on good wine and... [More]
Sumo Omni Plus
The new Sumo Omni Plus ($200) improves upon the company's original Omni Chair in a big way. Gone is the original Omni's nylon outer, replaced with a soft microsuede outer that is much more suitable for living room use. The new bag also uses a... [More]
Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses
Have drinks and a cool story to tell with these Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses. Handmade in Colombia from recycled glass from discarded car windshields, they sport a light green tint and are available as pilsner beer glasses ($20/pair) and stemless wine glasses ($22/pair).... [More]
Typhoon Nonstick Hot Wok
Great for wannabe Asian chefs, the Typhoon Nonstick Hot Wok ($30) offers an asymmetrical shape that makes it easy to toss and turn food when stir-frying. Made of carbon steel with a nonstick finish, the wok also features a quick-heating flat bottom and an ergonomic... [More]
Emma Jeffs Window Film
Dress up a plain room (or just a plain view) with Emma Jeffs Window Film ($76/roll). This plastic adhesive film is available in six different frosty designs, which adhere to most windows with just a little water, are easy to remove, and give your room... [More]
Poladroid
Love digital photography but miss the look and feel of old-school Polaroid shots? Then grab yourself a copy of Poladroid. This free application for Mac OS X (a Windows version is coming next month) offers drag-and-drop creation of high-resolution, print-ready Polaroid-style pictures using your favorite... [More]
Candyphile
Lollyphile, the crazy company behind the Absinthe, Maple-Bacon and Wasabi-Ginger suckers, has launched Candyphile, a candy-of-the-month club. Available in 4-month ($96), 6-month ($120) and 12-month ($204) subscriptions, you'll get a 4-pack of unique candy the first week of every month. But this isn't stuff like... [More]
Lines for All Occasions Bundle
With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for... [More]
Abercrombie Sawtooth Jacket
Despite our intense dislike of their aggressively fragrant, techno-filled stores, A&F do know how to make a jacket. The Abercrombie Sawtooth Jacket ($160) is no exception, blending aged military style with comforts like soft cotton construction, flannel lining, a high collar, a reinforced storm placket,... [More]
EyeClops Night Vision Goggles
Why let the black ops division have all the fun? Now you can have your own pair of cyborg-looking glasses with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles ($90). The specs use IR technology for monocular night vision, feature both green and b/w modes, and offer two sensitivity... [More]
Timeless Clock
One of the great things about analog clocks is their ability to show the current time against a myriad of backdrops. The Timeless Clock by Pascal Tarabay ($350) is a great example of this, with two black hands set atop a background of highly-stylized numbers... [More]
Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket
With such remarkable reviews from long-time owners, it's hard to believe we're just now hearing about the Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket ($21). This exceptional front-pocket wallet, possibly the new king of slim wallets, features three credit card slots, an ID window, a... [More]
Perfect Peeler
Watch out, vegetables. The Perfect Peeler by Kyocera ($20) features a diamond-hard, corrosion-resistant zirconium oxide blade that stays sharp 10 times longer than other pro steel blades. Its blade also adjusts angle from vertical to horizontal and is paired up with a lightweight comfort handle.... [More]
Optical Glasses
Get your evening cocktail party kicking when you bust out these Optical Glasses ($49). Shapes and patterns form as a result of optic properties in the glass, keeping your guests entertained with in-hand amazement. An added bonus is the shape of the glass allows you... [More]
Condom Dispenser
Move your prophylactics from the drawer to the bedside table top with the Condom Dispenser ($28). This aluminum and black plastic lifesaver features a stylish, modern design, with enough room to hold roughly 24 condoms — more than enough to get you through even the... [More]
Beerdolier
If Batman prefers the Beer Belt, what does Rambo wear? That's right, the Beerdolier ($15). This sling-style pack is made from sturdy nylon material and sports six neoprene beer holders, ensuring that your brews stay cold all day long. [Thanks, Reed]... [More]
Tentacle Tie
Show up to the meeting in squid style with the Tentacle Tie ($36). Designed by Cyberoptix, this tie features a great silk-screened design straight from the depths.... [More]
USB Drive Bottle Opener
Created by TrekStor, who obviously understand the relationship between data and drinking, the USB Stick CO with Bottle Opener ($12-$88; October 2008) is a great-looking USB 2.0 thumb drive made from solid brushed aluminum and featuring a bottle opener on one end. Available in capacities... [More]
Baxter Flammable Candles
If you're going to have candles sitting around, they might as well be black. Baxter of California, in partnership with Joya, has just launched a new series of man-targeted soy wax-based candles called Flammable ($45). Each (black) candle — Cassis Noir, Jasmin Noir, Tubereuse Noire... [More]
Three-Day Travel Bag
It may look like a backpack, but this Three-Day Travel Bag (£199; ~$375) is all business. The wheeled bag features a retractable handle, a large nylon-lined main compartment with a removable shoe/laundry bag, and an inner zip sleeve and compression straps. It also offers outer... [More]
Maghound
Like Netflix for magazines, Maghound lets you cherry pick which magazines you receive monthly, and lets you change which titles you want month to month. You currently have your choice from nearly 250 magazines. Monthly plans include: 3 mags ($5), 5 mags ($8), 7 mags... [More]
Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport
A topless version of the world's fastest production car? We're in. The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport ($2.25 million) keeps the coupe's 1001 hp, 16-cylinder engine, and has been developed so there will be no draft inside, even when exploring the upper reaches of the... [More]
Leinenkugel's Explorer Pack
Summer's almost over. So drink up. Leinenkugel's Explorer Pack ($20) includes a limited edition collection of four summer beers — Sunset Wheat (a Belgian-style witbier with a citrus flavor — add orange garnish), Honey Weiss (a Kristalweizen brew with a touch of real Wisconsin honey... [More]
Budweiser American Ale
The king of beers joins the peasants in the craft brew section. Budweiser American Ale ($7/6-pack) is a new American-style ale with rich amber color and big flavor. It's what microbrew ale would taste like if they had the billion dollar R&D department of Anheuser-Busch.... [More]
Waboba Ball
Enjoy a new seaside activity with the Waboba Ball ($10). Made from a mix of polyurethanes with a Lycra coating, the ball both bounces and floats on water, crucial properties for the ball's game, in which two teams of three attempt to bounce the ball... [More]
Skullcandy Holua Earphones
Keep it natural with the Skullcandy Holua Earphones ($100). They sport real wood casing and laser-cut aluminum accents, along with 8mm speakers and a gold-plated plug.... [More]
The Glenlivet XXV
Real men drink whisky — and The Glenlivet XXV ($350) is one hell of a whisky. Stored in Oloros Sherry casks for 25 years, this single malt blend is said to "achieve a spectacular range of flavor, as well as a balanced, smooth finish." Spoken... [More]
Dissolving Paper Shampoo
Forget packing the tiny travel bottle on your next trip and instead opt for some Dissolving Paper Shampoo ($13). The mint-scented paper shampoo comes in packs of 30 inside a convenient plastic travel case, and can even suds up with salt water, ensuring that no... [More]
Olympus Stylus 1050 SW
Like its predecessor, the Olympus Stylus 1050 SW ($300; Oct.) is one of the toughest compact digital cameras you can buy. But there's more brains to go with the ruggedness this time around. This shockproof (5ft.), waterproof (10ft.) and freezeproof (14°F) camera has new Tap... [More]
Pixel Shark T-Shirt
Imagine Jaws. Now imagine Jaws with bling-like, pixelated front teeth, and you've got the gist of the Pixel Shark T-Shirt ($19). Printed on an extra-soft ringspun combed cotton shirt, it's super comfy, and the print is just the right size to cover the entire front... [More]
Get Off T-Shirt
Nothing says "Get the hell off my land!" like a shotgun-wielding man in a cowboy hat, which is exactly what you'll find on the Get Off T-Shirt ($30). Created by Coby Schultz and Barry Ament, the shirt's abstract design is just vague enough to draw... [More]
Tokyoflash Rogue
The LED-loving, standard clock face-defying Tokyoflash is back with its latest creation, the Rogue ($155). Made from stainless steel in either a polished silver or black finish, the Rogue features green LED lights in a circular pattern, with the outer ring of small dots representing... [More]
The Ninja Handbook
Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab... [More]
My Pro Kitchen Set
Skip the expensive Williams-Sonoma stuff and pick up everything you need to cook great meals in this 36-piece Cooking Set from My Pro Kitchen ($280). This single-stop set includes all the essentials for a working kitchen, sourced from commercial restaurant suppliers — in other words,... [More]
Maestro Dobel Tequila
If you've got a passion for tequila, you can't do much better than Maestro Dobel Tequila ($75). This hand-crafted tequila is the first-ever diamond-clear tequila, thanks to a proprietary blending and filtration technique. Made from hand-selected agave (picked from the volcanic lowlands of the Jalisco... [More]
Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us
If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world... [More]
Oxo Pop Containers
Food containers aren't the coolest thing in the world, but these Oxo Pop Containers ($7-$17) have us excited. Available in a variety of sizes to hold everything from spaghetti to your "special" brownies, the stackable containers are airtight thanks to a slick pop-button design that... [More]
Nikon D90
Finally something to get excited about in the land of cameras. The long-rumored Nikon D90 is the world's first digital SLR camera to do HD video recording. That's right, in addition to taking beautiful photos, you'll now be able to flip a switch to record... [More]
Timex Military Watch
This J.Crew exclusive Timex Military Watch ($150) is a traditional timepiece for the anti-bling among us. Inspired by military watches from the 1940s, this simple watch features a stainless steel case, nylon strap, and luminescent hands that glow in the dark. Pick up a Striped... [More]
Fusion Tables
Letting your dining space double as a place to entertain, Fusion Tables ($TBD) are clean, modern dining tables that take just one minute to convert into a high quality billiard or gaming table. Utilizing patent-pending invisible pocket technology, the table looks as good when you're... [More]
Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine
We admit to having a soft spot for hardcore metal, but the genre's consistently dark and gloomy lyrics often leave us wondering why we still bother listening. Which explains why we're currently digging Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine ($12), a half-serious metal album based... [More]
The Foot Fist Way
Made in 19 days for just $70,000, The Foot Fist Way ($20) is a hilarious comedy about delusional Tae Kwon Do instructor Fred Simmons and his attempt to retain his macho-cred (not that he has any to begin with) after he catches his wife in... [More]
Gorilla Ashtrays
Even if you don't allow smoking at your place, one of these Gorilla Ashtrays ($25) will bring some much needed awesomeness to your coffee table. Choose wisely from Gorilla, Skullrilla, and Robotrilla. Each offers the same special feature — when you sit a cig in... [More]
HTC Touch Pro
If your thumbs just aren't made for the iPhone's virtual keyboard, you'll like the new HTC Touch Pro ($TBA). The HSDPA phone sports a slide-out, five-row QWERTY keyboard, along with a 2.8-inch touch screen (with "four times the resolution of most phones") and a pretty classy... [More]
Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses
The amber lenses and enameled seafoam green details on the Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses ($138) will take you well into fall. The squared aviators go great with the brown-and-orange calculus season.... [More]
HANG Wall Hooks
We're all for design that merges function with a sense of whimsy, which is a good way to describe these HANG Wall Hooks ($68). The set includes four oversized stainless steel individual letters — H, A, N, and G — that double as wall hooks,... [More]
HTC Touch Diamond
iPhone haters rejoice. HTC's new Touch Diamond ($TBA) is a slim and stylish phone that could be a fairly decent iAlternative. Powered by Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional, the Diamond features a 2.8-inch VGA touch-screen, 3.2-megapixel camera with an optical auto-focus lens, a 3D touch interface... [More]
Zirh Warrior Collection
Get legendary cleanliness with the Zirh Warrior Shower Gel Collection ($23 each). Choose from rulers such as Ulysses (Light Exotic), Julius Caesar (Refreshing Citrus), Alexander (Spicy Wood), Cyrus (Sensual Smooth), and Charlemagne (Cooling Icy).... [More]
Fatboy Outdoor
We're big fans of Fatboy's traditional oversized beanbags, so it should come as no surprise that we're pumped about the Fatboy Outdoor ($350). This 55"x75" mammoth sports heavy denier polyester fabric that's been UV treated and coated with PVC to make the bag both fade... [More]
HTC S740
The simplicity of a normal candybar phone meets the versatility of a full QWERTY keyboard in the HTC S740 ($TBA; September 2008). With Quad-band GSM and 900/2100 MHz HSDPA, the S740 will keep you connected no matter where you are, offering a 3.2 megapixel camera... [More]
To-do Tattoo
Ditch the Post-It and write your next shopping list right on your skin with the To-do Tattoo ($4/12-pack). These temporary tats put a to-do list right on your hand, arm, or anywhere else you want, and come with a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen to write... [More]
Custom Creature Taxidermy
From the dark, dark mind of artist Sarina Brewer comes this collection of disturbing animal creations. Stop by her Custom Creature Taxidermy site to order yourself some Two-Headed Squirrels ($800), a Mutant Pickled Piglet ($375), a Flying Monkey ($3500), or the Capricorn ($1500) shown here.... [More]
Brain Toniq
Coffee not cutting it? Red Bull taste too much like urine (don't ask)? There is an alternative. With over two years (that's more than 24 months for those of you counting at home) of research, Brain Toniq ($54/24-pack) was developed to revolutionize the world of... [More]
Money-band
It's not just a rubber band. Really. The Money-band ($4) is a minimalist alternative to a money clip or wallet. Designed specifically for cash and cards, it's about 1/2 inch shorter and a little wider than a standard office rubber band, fitting your wad perfectly.... [More]
Loop Media Center
If you're not looking forward to wall-mounting your new plasma or LCD, the Loop Media Center ($598) might just be what the TV doctor ordered. The Crate & Barrel piece offers a match-everything espresso finish, four recessed cubbies along each side that hold up to... [More]
Outdoor MealKit
This Outdoor MealKit ($25) from Design Within Reach packs "everything you need to enjoy a three-course meal on the go." Tucked into its triangular compartment are two plates, a cup with lid, a colander/cutting board, a water box for whatever and a spork. Who the... [More]
Brooks Trance 8 Biodegradable Running Shoe
If you're really concerned about the environment, consider making the Brooks Trance 8 Biodegradable Running Shoe ($140) your next fitness purchase. These sturdy running shoes feature a foam midsole that biodegrades 50 times faster than conventional athletic shoes, by using molecules shaped to let the... [More]
Todd Slater Rock Posters
If you must show your love for your fav band, please don't do it with a cheap poster from Spencer's. Order up an original silkscreen poster from Todd Slater. His limited edition rock posters (from $25) are some of the most awesome we've seen. We're... [More]
XL Beer Glass
Go ahead, have the biggest glass in the room. The XL Beer Glass ($13) holds five bottles of beer, assuring you won't lose your spot on the couch over refills.... [More]
ScotteVest Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece
ScotteVest's Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece ($70) was made for those of us who tend to carry around more gadgets and gear than Richard "Data" Wang. Part of the company's technology enabled clothing (TEC) line, the lightweight hoodie is surprisingly comfortable and absolutely packed with places to... [More]
Body Ninja Bag
Everyone knows that Ninjas rule. The Body Ninja Bag ($150) can be used as a general day pack or as a cool diaper bag for dudes. Made of washed Japanese canvas, the bag is meant to be worn across the back Ninja-style. Come on, you... [More]
Black Rome Belt
Classic Roman architecture meets modern-day clothing in the Black Rome Belt ($95) from Sugarcrane. The belt's elegant black buckle features a pair of Roman columns and smooth curves, and is paired with a black Italian leather belt with hand stitched accents that add just the... [More]
Flux Hoodie
Ditch your plain sweat jacket for this Flux Hoodie from prAna ($68). The waffle hoodie with bonded sherpa on the inside also features a tonal screen and embroidery art on the front left chest, and 100% cotton construction makes sure you stay comfortable and warm.... [More]
Vaja Euro Leather Wallet
We're really big fans of Vaja's cases for everything from iPods to RAZRs, but we never thought about investigating their wallets until now. Vaja's Euro Leather Wallet ($80) takes their super-soft leather and excellent customization options and applies it to a wallet with eight card... [More]
Iomega eGo Hard Drives
Iomega is trying to give the boring portable hard drive some character. They've recently introduced the Leather eGo Hard Drive ($143) and Camo eGo Hard Drive ($143). Both 2.5-inch, USB-powered drives offer 250GB of storage, are compatible with Mac OS X and Windows, and feature... [More]
Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring
We love LEGOs, and in honor of their recent 75th anniversary, we thought we'd mention this Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring ($80). The sterling silver ring features the familiar 2x2 LEGO pattern, and comes with six different color pieces to snap to the ring, adding versatility... [More]
Tragically Hip Polo Shirt
Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player... [More]
Mattel's Battle Cat Print
He-Man's fearless feline gets immortalized in this print from pop-culture kingpin Robert Burden. Based on a one-of-a-kind, nearly 9' tall oil painting, the Mattel's Battle Cat Limited Edition Print ($225) measures 16" x 20" and is limited to only 100 prints. In addition to Cringer,... [More]
License Plate Keyring
While we're not big fans of those seemingly ubiquitous women's license plate handbags, we do enjoy the more subtle License Plate Keyring ($40). Made from real state license plates, these handmade keyrings feature a single letter on top of a piece of recycled map, all... [More]
Skull & Bones Silk Tie
We've got skulls on our hand towels and sweaters, so we might as well have them on our ties too. Designed by Jared Paul Stern, the Skull & Bones silk tie ($96) awesomely mixes equal parts of preppy and punk. They're available in red with... [More]
Tattoo Goo
Preserve your new ink with the Tattoo Goo Color Guard SPF 30 UV Sunscreen Stick ($7). This stuff will give you ample fade protection, making sure your three Zune tattoos stay looking classy.... [More]
T-Post
T-Post ($36) is the world's first wearable magazine. Every six weeks, they design and send out a T-shirt based on a unique news event. An article on the topic is printed on the inside. Just subscribe and you'll always be looking good and well read.... [More]
Jerome Olivet Backpack
Often times you'll find that good designers come from working with great designers from the generation before them. As is the case with Jerome Olivet, whose Backpack ($225) redefines what a backpack can look like. With sleek lines and a formed pod-like shape, it looks... [More]
L’Occitane Cade Shower Gel for Hair & Body
Reduce your bathroom travel necessities with the do-it-all L'Occitane Cade Shower Gel for Hair & Body ($20). This two-in-one shower gel works on both your hair and body, getting you clean without the need for two (or more) bottles. Shea butter provides moisturization, and the... [More]
Boogeyman Belt Buckle
Monsters are somewhere close to Robots, Zombies, and Pirates on our favorite "Fictional Characters" list, so it should come as no surprise that we're digging this awesome dark brass Boogeyman Belt Buckle ($40). Part of a line of Monster Buckles, this buckle should look great... [More]
Skull and Cross Necklace
Skulls and crosses — two symbols that permeate our culture everywhere you go, but rarely seen in tandem. The Ebony Bead w/Large Skull & Cross Necklace by Luis Morais ($235) is 28” of ebony beads with a cross at the bottom of the necklace and... [More]
Book Decor
Got some empty shelves that need something to hold? Grab up some great-looking leather-bound books from Book Decor ($6/book and up). The purveyor of decorative books sells the tomes in a variety of shades and styles — from "Less than perfect" to the richly-colored "Jewel... [More]
Index Chopping Boards
Ever freak out over cross-contamination in your kitchen? These Index Chopping Boards ($85) are here to help. Color-coded for different food types (red/raw meat, white/cooked foods, blue/fish, green/fruits and veggies), all four boards are dishwasher safe, and are stored in a stylish vertical filing unit.... [More]
Headphones T-Shirt
We obviously love music here at Uncrate, and while you’d think that our iPods and the cords constantly dangling from our ears would be enough for us to display our feelings to the world, we thought we’d kick it up a notch. The Headphones T-Shirt... [More]
Anthony Logistics Citrus Lip Balm
Ditch the Blistex and get yourself some Anthony Logistics Citrus Lip Balm ($8). It's subtle citrus flavor is far better than any other lip product we've tried, and ingredients like beeswax, avocado and rice bran oils, and vitamins A and E help protect and soothe... [More]
Airgyle T-Shirt
Sometimes argyle isn't all it's cracked up to be. The Airgyle T-Shirt ($15) pays homage to the classic pattern with a great graphic of three planes crossing the design, leaving various lines in their wake. Plus, since its printed on a jade 50/50 tee, it... [More]
Possessed T-Shirt
We were going to start in with all the Halloween stuff when October actually got here, but this kick-ass shirt can't wait. Featuring a classic scene from The Exorcist, the Possessed t-shirt ($15) will look great long after October 31st. [via Tee Junkie]... [More]
Bowflex SelectTech 1090 Dumbbells
If you're ready for some serious free weight training — and ready to save some space — you should check out the new Bowflex SelectTech 1090 Dumbbells ($599). These futuristic dumbbells replace 17 pairs of normal ones, allowing you to quickly change your resistance from... [More]
Psycho Bunny Striped Tie
Seriously, how can you go wrong with a tie from a company named Psycho Bunny? You just can't. The Psycho Bunny Striped Ties ($110) feature various stripes and the all-important bunny skull and crossbones.... [More]
Tonino Lamborghini Cigar Lighters & Cutter
You may not drive one, but you can light one. Dedicated smokers can really do no better the Tonino Lamborghini Cigar Lighters & Cutter ($150-$175). They're as precision engineered as the cars, and equally as sexy. Our favorite, the Forza lighter (left), has a push... [More]
Amenity Gel Face Cleanser
Amenity’s first facial cleanser cleans and exfoliates great thanks to the company's all-in-one Pro-Form 6 formula. With ingredients like willow bark extract and Pro-Vitamin B5, the Amenity Gel Face Cleanser ($27) helps prevent breakouts, fight ingrown hairs, and keeps you looking young. The cleanser is... [More]
WebTime Elite Watch
Like most watches offered by Tokyo Flash, the WebTime Elite Watch ($125) has a unique way of telling time. The watch uses two areas, one for hours and one for minutes, in unison with colored lines to tell you you're late for work. Its stainless... [More]
Robot Rebellion T-Shirt Collection
Uncrate sponsor Ten Bills is sneaky. They know how we work. They knew there was no way we could resist not posting about their new Robot Rebellion collection, which includes six — count 'em, six — all-new robot T-shirts. And as if $10 each was... [More]
DIY Blood Typing Test
Just in case you've never had your blood typed, or simply don't know, find out whether you're A, B, or O with the DIY Blood Typing Test Kit ($9). The set comes with everything you need to find out what antigens you carry with you... [More]
By the Power T-Shirt
Really, this one pretty much speaks for itself. The By the Power T-Shirt ($40) features a terrific mashup of Skeletor and the old Uncrate favorite skull and cross bones. Hey, if there's anything cooler than Skeletor and pirates, it's Skeletor as a pirate.... [More]
Remember Rings
We can all be forgetful at times, especially when it comes to annual events like birthdays and anniversaries. Remember Rings ($760; Pre-order) take the pressure off by reminding you of your important dates. 24 hours before the big day, the HotSpot on the ring will... [More]
Assface Soap
Whether you're needing a cheap gift for a friend, or have a hard time remembering which side is for which part, this Assface Soap ($6) will do the trick. As you might have guessed, the bar has "Face" on one side and "Ass" on the... [More]
Nike Trash Talk
Nike and Phoenix Suns guard/environmental obsessive Steve Nash have come up with a new basketball shoe made from manufacturing waste. Ingeniously, the Nike Trash Talk ($100; April 2008) features an upper that's made of leather and synthetic leather pieces collected from the factory floor. In... [More]
Modern Amusement Reversible Board Shorts
Get two pairs of summer trunks for the price of one with the Modern Amusement Reversible Flair Dot Board Shorts ($65). They reverse from a bold dot print to a striped print. The shorts sport a velcro fly with snap closure, back pocket (dot side)... [More]
UtiliTILE: Forked Up
Cheeky name aside, the UtiliTILE: Forked Up ($300) is a fun, functional addition to any kitchen. Part of the larger UtiliTILE: Dining series of lacquered wall tiles, Forked Up provides storage for your silverware, while making it look as if you've been practicing your knife-throwing... [More]
Cut Throat Tie
With a combination of whimsy and style, the Cut Throat Tie ($30-$50) from Cyberoptix is sure to liven up your office-wear. The tie features a design of five straight razor chevrons that would make Sweeney Todd proud, and is available in microfiber or silk, in... [More]
Wright Sided T-Shirt
Uncrate sponsor Ten Bills pays homage to Orville and Wilbur with this Wright Sided T-Shirt ($10). Take flight with this cool silhouette design in black, blue or brown.... [More]
Quiksilver Manic Camo Board Shorts
Before you know it, you'll scurrying around trying to find some cool trunks for your summer swimfests. Be prepared, Army-style, with the Manic Camouflage Board Shorts ($40) by Quiksilver.... [More]
Mansinthe
Leave it to Marilyn Manson to come up with a stellar brand of absinthe. Mansinthe ($56/bottle) is the result of a two-year collaboration between the Antichrist Superstar, Absinthe.de, and the Swiss speciality distillery Matter-Luginbühl AG, and recently won a Gold medal at the 2008 San... [More]
KOR ONE
A reusable water bottle as healthy as the water you put inside it. The KOR ONE Hydration Vessel ($30) is BPA-free (good for your body) and cuts down on the amount of water bottles you throw away each year (good for the planet). The KOR... [More]
The Midnight Card
From the makers of The Douche Card comes another simple, sleek card that gets the point across with little left to the imagination. The Midnight Card ($5/25 cards) says, "This face leaves at midnight, be on it...", and if that isn't straight-forward enough, the other... [More]
Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces
The idea of subway tokens is a little old-fashioned, but the idea of subway tokens being used for necklaces is right on time. Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces ($20) feature transit tokens from all across the country, from D.C. to Beaumont, TX. The tokens are... [More]
Activate Drinks
We all like to try to live healthy, and for a lot of us that means drinking vitamin-enriched fluids. Unfortunately, vitamins and other healthful ingredients deteriorate sitting in water. Activate Drinks ($9/4-pack) solve this problem by storing the vitamins and herbs as powder in a... [More]
American Eagle Custom Hoodies
Put your inner fashion designer to work and create your own one-of-a-kind AE hoodie. The American Eagle Custom Hoodies ($50) are put together from your choice of 10 different body colors and 15 different thread colors. You also pick the logo style and can add... [More]
Testosterone Keychain
If there's anything in the world manly enough to hang with your keys, it's gotta be this. The Testosterone Keychain ($22) is a 3" pewter recreation of the molecular structure of the male sex hormone, attached to a black anodized steel spring ring to hold... [More]
Jabra BT3030 Bluetooth Stereo Headset
Ditch your current dorktastic Bluetooth headgear for the military-inspired Jabra BT3030 Bluetooth Stereo Headset ($63). Styled like a dog tag, the 3030 offers integrated music and call controls, a built-in mic, and the ability to connect to a phone and MP3 player simultaneously. The kicker?... [More]
Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt
Finding a wireless internet access point can be a pain sometimes, so do yourself (and your gadget-toting brethren) a favor by sporting the Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt ($30). It boasts a glowing animation on the front chest that dynamically displays the current Wi-Fi signal strength in... [More]
Hotwicks
Hotwicks ($9) definitely aren't your typical candles. With scents like beer, campfire, grass (as in lawn), new car, pancake, pigskin, stripper, popcorn, and the rather scrumptious sounding urinal cake, your place can smell exactly how you want it to. Just be careful with combinations. While... [More]
GPS Mail Logger
Don't leave it up to the USPS to track your most sensitive mail properly. At just a fourth of an inch thin, the GPS Mail Logger ($695) is a GPS tracking device that can be mailed in an envelope, tracking the exact location, speed and... [More]
Olympus Stylus 1030 SW
If your vacations are a little on the wild side, you need a camera that won't die after the first splash of water or the first drop to the ground. Called "the toughest point-and-shoot camera in the world," the 10.1-megapixel Olympus Stylus 1030 SW ($400)... [More]
Beerhandle
Get a grip on your beer can with the Beerhandle ($10). This ingenious drinking accessory snaps securely onto your favorite can of suds, giving you a better hold on the can, and keeping your hand from prematurely warming up your beer. Fantastic. [Thanks, Sam]... [More]
Buzz Strong's Caffeinated Cookies
Finally, the reason for Cookie Monster's hyperactivity has been revealed: Buzz Strong's Caffeinated Cookies ($5). Made with Brazilian coffee, Tahitian vanilla, and Swiss dark and white chocolate chips, these cookies are all-natural and have a shelf life of nine months despite their lack of preservatives.... [More]
Leatherman Skeletool
Now Available. Originally posted 09/07. Whether you're a professional heli-skier or a geek stuck down in the IT department, you should always have a good multi-tool in your pocket. But if the thought of said tool weighing down your pants all day doesn't appeal, maybe... [More]
The Ultimate Bar Book
Regardless of you're skills in mixology, you're bound to find something to like in The Ultimate Bar Book ($14). This tome of tantalizing refreshment includes more than 1,000 drink recipes, with drinks using traditional liquors, wine, sake and beer, and even a few nonalcoholic options.... [More]
The Enlightenment Lamp
Despite all the books on enlightenment, only this one can actually provide light. The Enlightenment Book Lamp ($130) is a book-shaped lamp made from white plexiglass, lit with a 9-watt energy-saving lamp, and with the words "The Enlightenment" on the binding and front cover. Plus,... [More]
Matera Bed Collection
Combining clean, modern lines with American walnut construction and a penchant for storage, the Matera Bed Collection ($400-$4100) is ready to upgrade your bedroom. The centerpiece of the collection is the Matera Bed with Storage, which offers six fully-opening drawers underneath its sturdy 20 solid... [More]
Cubix Lamp
We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along... [More]
Crow Bottle Opener
This isn't just some cheap, gas station-bought bottle opener. Using four-century old Nambu Tekki techniques, this Crow Bottle Opener ($25) is made by artisans of northern Japan who turn iron ore into something special to open your Heinekens with.... [More]
Clip Bed
Based on the form of a paperclip, we're pretty sure the Clip Bed ($TBA) is way more comfortable than that description might sound. Available in a variety of fabrics, the bed can take all kinds of mattresses thanks to an adjustable support system, and it... [More]
Plato Wall Sconce
While we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the philosopher, the Plato Wall Sconce ($180) does create the kind of soft, atmospheric light conducive to reflective thought. The 20-inch-tall light features a 50 watt halogen bulb, blue glass reflectors, and a brushed steel... [More]
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