Like a gold-plated beer helmet, the Leather Butterfly Chair ($250) is a classy update of a not-so-classy item. It retains the foldability of the original, but features a sturdier metal frame, a protective carrying bag, and a brown leather chair cover, which is sure to look better in your hacienda than the standard issue fabric model.... [More]

Johnny Cupcakes is no longer just doing tasty tees. His two new Button Up Shirts ($60) blend classic styling with some colorful, streetastic details. Take your pick from the chambray grey shirt with lime green check details or the black & white picnic plaid with purple details. Both sport an imperial cupcake crossbones logo label.... [More]

Humans have been battling each other with swords, sticks, lightsabers, and other long staff-like things for pretty much as long as they've been around, but we rarely get a chance to practice this ancient art in the modern age of computers, cars, and strip clubs. Which is why the Cardboard Tube Fighting League is so great. The rules are simple:... [More]

Why carry around a separate bulky keychain when your key can be the chain? The Split Ring Key ($7/2-pack) is a blank that can be cut by any key cutter to fit KW1 or SC1 keyways, but featuring a ring at the top for connecting the rest of your keys, letting you get rid yourself of yet another unsightly pocket... [More]

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters ($10; 9/09) is the next Jane Austen classic to get gore'd up. The follow-up to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, the re-imagined book is upgraded with "all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities." Awesome.... [More]

Get ready for football season with the Margaritaville Portable Tailgate Grill ($400). Designed to ride outside your SUV, pickup, or RV, this roadworthy roaster features a 20,000 BTU propane grill with 352-square-inch cooking space, a removable grill head with built-in legs, foldout side tables, and integrated handles, and a unique mounting system that attaches to any vehicle with a standard... [More]

Sure, regular pens are fine, but if you need a writing tool that can stand up to the toughest you have to offer, check out the The SureFire Pen II ($90). A more streamlined version of the original, the SureFire II features a hard anodized aerospace-grade aluminum body with nearly-unbreakable pocket clip, a Schmidt Technology easyFLOW 9000 ink cartridge with... [More]

Perfect for a lazy weekend, the Gap Fitted Two-Pocket Shirt ($45) is more casual than a traditional button-up, yet twice as functional. It sports two button-close front flap chest pockets, a spread collar, a fitted cut, soft 100% cotton build, and interior button-through tabs for rolling up your sleeves — and keeping them there. [Thanks, Eric]... [More]

We've been big enough fans of DB Clay's wallets to feature them twice in the past, and now the Portland-based wallet maker is back with a whole new line. DB Clay Hand Printed Wallets ($60; Pre-order) are, as the name suggests, hand-printed, with each one boasting a unique design. With nearly 1,000 available (some have already been spoken for), there's... [More]

Keep your arsenal of firearms safe, secure, and ready for a midnight invasion with the BedBunker ($2,200-$4,000). Boasting a powder-coated 10 gauge steel body, quarter-inch doors, a heavy-duty fire resistant sealing system, and high-security Mul-T-Locks, the BedBunker replaces your typical box springs, fitting into most normal bed frames with threaded legs for easy adjustments, and holds as many as 32... [More]

Nothing like an argument over beer pong rules to drag down a party atmosphere, so settle your disputes with authority using The Book of Beer Pong: The Official Guide to the Sport of Champions ($12). This 160-page hardcover features information on everything from basic pong etiquette and ball grips to expert techniques and tournament hosting tips.... [More]

The world's best semi-pro digital SLR just got better. The Nikon D300s ($1,800; late August 2009) takes Nikon's two-year old D300 and gives it a modest upgrade, adding features like the improved 12.3-megapixel sensor from the D90, automatic Active D-Lighting, one-touch Live View, 24fps, 720p D-Movie recording with Autofocus, 7 fps shooting (8 with battery grip), and a stereo microphone... [More]

What if Chewbacca wasn't Han Solo's right-hand man aboard the Millennium Falcon, but was instead your local paperboy? Well, the world would be a lot like what's depicted on the Chewbika T-Shirt ($24). Featuring a brownish print of everyone's favorite biking wookie atop a lighter-brown shirt, it's sure to draw more than a few comments on your route.... [More]

You can't go wrong with concrete. These Concrete Tumblers ($40 set) mix a solid concrete base with a glass top, giving off a modern vibe that works as well for water as it does for martinis while providing an ultra-stable base for minimal spillage.... [More]

Looking for a simple game to enjoy in the yard on a lazy summer day? Check out Ladder Golf ($60). Playable both indoors and out, the game has players tossing bolas from a distance of around 15 feet in an attempt to hang them on one of three horizontal bars, with the top worth three points and the bottom worth... [More]

Dont worry if the upcoming G.I. Joe movie sucks: you can get your military fix with the Tumi Digi Camo Collection ($75-$650). Combining Tumi's reputation for quality with the rugged look of green digital camo, the collection includes a laptop sleeve, smallish man bag, a duffel bag, a 20-inch wheeled carry-on, and a 35-inch oversized wheeled duffel.... [More]

As our G.I. Joe week rolls on, we ask the question: If knowing is half the battle, what's the other half? The Battle T-Shirt ($20) is here to tell you, and it apparently consists of blue and red lasers. Printed on heavy-duty navy blue Anvil tees, The Battle lays out the 50/25/25 split in a colorful, hand-screened pie chart print.... [More]

Add a splash of color to your business attire with the Burberry Multi-Stripe Watch ($500). Featuring a stainless steel case and striped webbing details on the leather strap, this striking timepiece also offers dual time and date functionality, water resistance down to 100 meters, and a check-engraved black face with white numbers and hands.... [More]

If they have to make another Star Wars movie, we hope they base it on this. Star Wars: Death Troopers by Joe Schreiber ($16; October 13) eschews the Jedi heroics the series is known for, instead inserting another great class of beings: zombies. After an Imperial prison barge breaks down, a team is sent to an abandoned Star Destroyer to... [More]

Whether you're wearing a suit or jeans and a sportcoat, Johnston & Murphy Matheson Wingtips ($130) can help kick up your ensemble. Made in Italy with brown calf and suede leathers, they boast a classic wingtip design, full leather lining and a leather-covered cushioned insole, bondwelt construction, and a combination leather and rubber sole and heel.... [More]

Carry your DSLR with you without looking like a tourist in Incase DSLR Bags ($60-$80). Available in the essentials only-sized Carrying Case or extra lenses and maybe a flash-sized Sling Pack, both bags feature zippered interior and exterior pockets, adjustable camera and lens compartments, side stash pockets, adjustable shoulder straps, reinforced nylon handles, and weather resistant nylon construction to keep... [More]

We're big fans of donning a hoodie when flying, and the Burton Sleeper Hoodie ($100) was made for exactly that. It features a dedicated pocket with a headphone cable port for your media player of choice, an internal passport and ticket pocket, mesh lining, and an integrated/removable inflatable neck pillow for those long cross-country flights.... [More]

Beer and gaming go together like Mario and Luigi, and the Arkeg ($4,000) offers up plenty of both. This arcade game-styled machine features a fully functioning kegerator in its belly, with room for a 5 gallon keg kept cool by a solid-state thermoelectric cooling system. In addition, it sports a gaming-ready PC, pre-loaded with 69 games such as Asteroids, Mortal... [More]

Complement your favorite fall denim with the Saucony White Bullet ($65). Featuring a lighweght, low profile build and classic looks, the White Bullet is an understated sneaker, with a suede and nylon upper, shock-absorbing midsole for comfort, white and olive color scheme, and a textured rubber sole that extends up to the toe, enhancing durability and traction.... [More]

Instant BBQ. The EZ Grill, available in regular size ($5; 1.81 lbs) and party size ($10; 3.31 lbs), is a portable, disposable grill that lights with one match and cooks for up to 1 ½ hours. The 100% recyclable portable grill comes complete with foil pan, grill grate, stand and 100% natural charcoal. Keep one in your car for impromptu... [More]

Introduced in the UK in 1980, this outdoor sports shoe makes for a great, colorful casual sneaker. The Adidas Marathon 80 ($65) sports suede and nylon uppers, and is offered in grey/black, blue/yellow, and orange/white.... [More]

Really, really, really love beer? Then book yourself a spot for the Samuel Adams Hopfenpflücken Adventure ($2,980+). Put together by travel experts Abercrombie and Kent, this once-in-a-lifetime trip will have you joining Boston Beer Company brewers and execs on a trip to Bavaria, Germany — the birthplace of beer. Apart from visiting the legendary Munich bier gardens, touring the German... [More]

What can we say about the Steven Raichlen Spatula with Bottle Opener ($20). It's an oversized stainless steel spatula with a built-in bottle opener for more efficient grilling/drinking. For when seconds count between the next flip and the next brew.... [More]

Tired of your leather wallet disintegrating every 18 months? Get an Upcycled Seat Belt Wallet ($32). This tough wallet, made from a real seat belt, features eight card slots, an oversize cash section to fit all currencies, two spots for receipts/notes, and a Moleskine-like elastic closure.... [More]

Whether you sear in Tikrit or Tucson, the Tactical Grilling Kit ($75) has your back. Constructed of 1000D Cordura in Universal Digital Camo with modular webbing, the Tactical Grilling Apron accepts any PALS/MOLLE compatible accessory, including the accompanying Tactical Spatula Sheath and the Tactical Beer Shingle. The military-grade grilling kit will have you prepared for any cookout/shootout.... [More]

Could this no-name device give you more fun than your iPod and PSP combined? Sure sounds like it. The Pocket Retro Game Emulator ($100) plays NES, SNES, GBA, Sega Genesis, and Neo Geo roms, and when you're done with the classics, the device can play movie files, music files, view photos, read eBooks, and more. About the size of a... [More]

Ever wish you could combine your dual-monitor setup into one behemoth display? Get ready, because your wish has come true in the NEC CRV43 Curved Widescreen Display ($8,000). Boasting a unique curved design that's sure to immerse you more than a standard two display setup, this beauty also features a 2880x900 double WXGA resolution, a 10,000:1 contrast ratio, single link... [More]

Whether you're grilling outside or baking inside, the Oregon Scientific Grill Right Wireless Talking Thermometer ($42) will make sure your next feast is properly cooked. It features a six-inch detachable stainless steel probe, with a separate digital LCD screen offering temperature display from 32 to 572 degrees, eight entree programs, four doneness selections, and a transmission range of up to... [More]

No matter where you do your exploring — under the water, over the water, or on treacherous dry land — you'll find a watch to help you on your journey in the Suunto Elementum ($TBA) line. Split into three separate lines — Aqua for diving, Terra for land-based exploration, and Ventus for sailing — each Elementum watch packs a digital... [More]

Looking for some hair product that gives strong hold while leaving your hair looking natural instead of greased-up? Try out some Bumble and Bumble Sumo Tech ($28). Recommended by Uncrate readers, this paste/wax hybrid is designed for highly textured cuts, letting you mould and re-mould your hair as you see fit, and won't overwhelm fine hair, which makes it perfect... [More]

With a rugged rubber non-slip grip and ground steel, diamond-sharpened trimming blades, the Conair 2-In-1 Custom Styler ($30) is most definitely manly enough for your weekly buzz. The 24-piece grooming set includes blades for both head and facial hair trimming, along with a variety of attachments and extras, including 9 attachment combs, 3 jaw-line combs, a 5-position attachment comb, mustache... [More]

Be more productive with your boredom with Hulu Desktop, a new application for Mac and Windows that gives you better access to Hulu's vast library of free online videos. With no web browser required, the standalone app features a slick interface that lets you easily browse for videos (in alphabetical order, by network or studio, or by Hulu channel) and... [More]

This protective oven mitt set is just about as badass as you can get when it comes to removing a casserole from the oven. Made in the USA and winner of the American Culinary Institute's Gold Excellence Award, the Duncan Industries Kitchen Grip Set ($25) set can handle temperatures from -134 to +500 degrees F. They're water and stain repellant,... [More]

If you must cook, you might as well have gear that looks like it belongs in a museum. But the stainless steel Ball Whisk from WMF ($27) isn't just a looker — it's more effective than regular whisks at whipping eggs and batters thanks to its individual wires that are topped with weighted balls. It also gets into corners and... [More]

As the old saying goes, you get what you pay for. And the Butterfly Step Trash Can ($100-$180) from Simplehuman proves it. It features a beautiful brushed stainless steel exterior, a spring-loaded pedal, and has a narrow footprint to fit in tight spots and under countertops. But the Butterfly's most innovative feature is its lid, which opens from the center... [More]

Ever wish your summer cook-out burgers could come out looking perfect like in those beer commercials where everyone is chilling by the grill? Now you can with this Nonstick Burger Press from Williams-Sonoma ($24). This puppy can smash down two perfect patties at a time, and features a rosewood handle and a, um... nonstick surface.... [More]

The wood block — a tried and true way to hold your knives, but not so hot when it comes to displaying them. The Voodoo Knife Display helps by turning the idea of a woodblock into a voodoo-esque doll. Five specifically placed holes hold five quality knives, helping along the feeling of satisfaction when you plunge your carving knife into... [More]

Anyone with electronic devices knows how big a pain it is to try and fit two crazily-shaped power chargers on top of one another, yet that is how most power outlets are designed. Fortunately, the good people at 360 Electrical have come up with a solution — the 360 Electrical Outlet ($TBD). The outlets on the 360 rotate, allowing more... [More]

When you need to dig out remnants from dinner quickly, you'll want a guy like this around. Toothpick Man ($8) will grab you a toothpick whenever you need him to. No questions asked. Well, he may ask for more toothpicks one day. And maybe a Toothpick Woman. So they can make baby toothpicks together.... [More]

Whether you use them for trash or just for miscellaneous items, most of the baskets that I know look like they just suffered a small attack of unorganized junk dropping. Now your basket can match the jumble inside with the Blow Up Basket by Fernando and Humberto Campana ($145). It's sexy connected metal rod design will match most modern decors,... [More]

We all like to pretend we're chefs when we have dinner parties, and part of that is offering freshly ground spices to top your hopefully not-burnt-to-hell dishes. The Electric Salt/Pepper Grinder by Frank Kaltenbach ($40) helps achieve this goal in style, with one-hand operation, a rich orange exterior, and a built-in light so you know "when to say when."... [More]

Ever wondered what it would look like if Superman or Batman had to rush to the rest room right in the middle of some crime-fighting action? These awesomely odd postcards show you just that. Hand-drawn by cartoonist James C. Strouse, the limited edition Superheroes on the Toilet postcards ($12/set of 12) feature sketches of famous Superheroes candidly doing their thing... [More]

Sometimes simple ideas are the best ideas, and we're starting to get that feeling about the Bike Chain Bottle Opener ($12). Made with flexible, recycled bike chain as a handle and an anodized aluminum opener head, the idea is simple, but the execution and final product is simply genius — at least, that is, after six or seven Coronas.... [More]

These premium towels from Vipp feature a super handy rubber tag that lets you hang them up to dry. The Vipp towels come in four stylish colors — white, cream, black and grey — and three sizes — 18 x 26" ($20), 22 x 38" ($40) and 30 x 54" ($60). They're made from 65% cotton and 35% bamboo fibers,... [More]

We're men... we're made to pee standing up. Install a home urinal and never again lift a toilet seat (or remember to put it back down, if you have a woman). We did some digging and found several Kohler fixtures, including the Freshman ($240), Dexter ($130), Darfield ($125) and, our favorite, the Bardon Touchless ($890) with motion sensor.... [More]

Since our office pepper mill literally fell apart the last time we tried to add some fresh peppercorns, we've been on the lookout for a new grinder. The Unicorn Magnum Plus Pepper Mill ($45) is a nine-inch tall, contemporary mill with an adjustable grind, nickel-plated heads for a lifetime of use, and a large filling hole on the side of... [More]

Get your evening cocktail party kicking when you bust out these Optical Glasses ($49). Shapes and patterns form as a result of optic properties in the glass, keeping your guests entertained with in-hand amazement. An added bonus is the shape of the glass allows you to keep a better handle on your fifth cocktail.... [More]

You like everything in your kitchen, including your spice rack, to be cutting edge. A must for your shopping list therefore is the Zero Gravity Magnetic Spice Rack ($24). This six-bottle rack mounts on the wall and uses magnets to let you attach your spice canisters on as well as below it. One-handed operation lets you handle the pour control... [More]

This isn't just some cheap, gas station-bought bottle opener. Using four-century old Nambu Tekki techniques, this Crow Bottle Opener ($25) is made by artisans of northern Japan who turn iron ore into something special to open your Heinekens with.... [More]

It's not easy trying to eyeball drink measures, so ditch your two-sized jigger for one that covers all the bases. The Cube Jigger ($20) is an aluminum, square-shaped jigger with the six most common liquid measures represented on the six different sides. Inspired by traditional box-shaped sake cups, the Cube is sure to help you become a better, more precise... [More]

Make your "on the rocks" special look that much better by pouring it into one of these Rocks Glasses ($3-$4 each). Made in Italy from dishwasher-safe glass, these glasses feature a non-uniform, organic shape, designed to mimic the play of ice cubes in a glass. Available in highball, double old-fashioned, and shot sizes, so you can sport a complete set... [More]

When you're trying to open your sixth-or-so beer, simplicity becomes paramount — and it doesn't get much more simple than the Blomus Bottle Opener ($12). Featuring single-piece, German engineered stainless steel construction, an ergonomically-designed handle, and squared curves, it's as beautiful as it is functional.... [More]

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each table — whether it be a coffee table or TV stand — features an adjustable foot on each leg to... [More]

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever. [Thanks, Doug]... [More]

A modern table deserves updated accouterments. OXO's Good Grips Salt and Pepper Shaker Set ($30) are a great place to start. Features like a rotating tab to select the setting (slow, fast, pour, or close) and a flat top for easy refilling are complimented by a clear acrylic body and stainless steel accents. These shakers look the part and work... [More]

Finally there's an electric shaver that's made just for guys and their sensitive areas. The Bodygroom ($34) was created for your armpits, chest, back, legs, and, um, ah the hell with it — your pubes. It comes with an attachment for just trimming or it can safely shave you to the skin. It's waterproof so you can use it in... [More]

The Bowflex Revolution home gym ($2,400) is no cheesy infomercial product — and may just really be a revolution in home fitness. Using a resistance technology originally developed to help astronauts maintain their muscle and bone mass in space, the Revolution offers hundreds of exercises including rowing, curls, preacher curls, chest press, shoulder press, leg curls, leg extensions, and leg... [More]

So if someone came up to you on the street and told you you'd have to pay money to smell like Jack Black you'd probably laugh in his face — but it's not the Jack Black you're thinking of. Jack Black Signature Black Mark Cologne ($65) features notes of saffron, coriander, and red cedar, and most definitely smells nothing like... [More]

According to a Gallup Study, 16% of men use hairspray. If you're one of those guys (we're not ashamed to say that we occasionally partake), ditch the Aqua Net for good and get yourself a can of the Redken For Men Hold Still styling spray ($11; Salons only in Sept.). We've been testing it for a week or so and... [More]

While in a bind for cologne the other day, this Uncrate staffer made a quick dash into a Hollister to try and find some — and find some I did. With a light, citrusy opening that fades into a more masculine, almost salty scent, Hollister Co. Jake ($30) is the essence of all that quasi-surfer nonsense they plaster all over... [More]

If you're more used to the feel of a blade, but want to go electric, check out the Hitachi Rotary Razaq ($150). This imported wet/dry razor features an elongated body to more closely match the feel of a standard blade-based razor, as well as omni-directional, washable blades, a 3,500rpm motor, and a rechargeable battery.... [More]

The sleek new Philips Norelco Arcitec Shavers feature Flex and Pivot technology with three independently flexing heads and a 360 degree range of motion for a super close shave. The units also offer Triple Track shaving heads with 50% more shaving surface, an ultra-slim ergonomic body, and an advanced Tube Trimmer. Three models are available — the Arcitec 1090 (carbon... [More]

Like a lot of good ideas, the Brush & Rinse Toothbrush ($3) is one of those products that makes you wonder why no one has thought of it before. A pretty standard toothbrush, the back of the Brush & Rinse is designed to redirect water from the faucet up to your mouth — much like a water fountain — for... [More]

Never get bitched at again over your stray whiskers in the bathroom. The Philips Norelco T980 Rechargeable Turbo Vacuum Trimmer ($40) offers powerful suction — it even has a turbo button to boost fan speed — so that everything gets captured with no cleanup. The ergonomic trimmer has nine lockable length settings, SteelWave self-sharpening blades, and a transparent Clearview hair... [More]

Designed for sensitive skin, NXT Light Shave Gel ($5) is light in more than one way. It's light on foam, to let you get a better glimpse at what you're shaving — lest you accidentally slice off your prized soul patch — but it also comes in a specially designed package that boasts an LED in the bottom, lighting the... [More]

Needing a little more accuracy facial hair trimming? Try Jack Black Beard Lube ($15). It's transparent so you can see what you're shaving, and acts as a pre-shave oil and skin conditioner, softening your whiskers for a better shave and leaving your mug baby-butt smooth.... [More]

As fans of the company's prior BodyGroom, we're stoked about the new Philips Norelco Professional BodyGrooming System ($50). Like an unofficial BodyGroom 2.0, the new system's wireless trimmer works in both wet and dry conditions, sporting self-sharpening blades, a new high-performance trimmer attachment with 5 length settings, an extra large trimming comb, and a new, all-important extra-sensitive trimming comb for... [More]

The "man-sized" Ace Fingernail Clippers ($12) and Ace Toenail Clippers ($12) are made from 420 stainless steel, offer 30º or 55º Power Cut levers with ultra-sharp blades, and sport built-in clippings catchers. Finish filling up your cart with the rubberized Ace Nail Brush ($8) and the do-it-all Ace Nail File Pick ($12).... [More]

Want to drink like a Japanese gangster? Japan's Sake wines are rated by purity, and Wakatake's Daiginjo-rated Onikoroshi ($30/720ml) is one of the purest and craziest available. Though there are many Onikoroshi ("Demon Killer") sakes out there, this particular one is guaranteed to have you slouched and fuming spicy vapors after only a single glass. Just make sure you get... [More]

While typical Jack Daniel’s is a mixture of countless barrels to keep consistent flavor, the master distiller goes around and hand picks barrels that are above and beyond the average, and they become Jack Daniel's Single Barrel ($86). Each bottle is individually numbered to reflect the barrel it came from, and each one has a slightly different taste, since they... [More]

We'll leave it up to you to decide whether or not it's a good idea to suck on something that tastes like marijuana. Chronic Candy Pot-flavored Lollipops ($10/10 pack) are 100% legal and come in flavors such as Blue Haze, Chronic, Ganja, Hydro, and Purple Erkle. And of course they're endorsed by Snoop DO-double-G as the best way to take... [More]

Available in packages up to 4 pounds, these King Crab Legs ($60-$180) from Omaha Steaks will make a great break to all the holiday food you'll have scarfed down between Thanksgiving and Christmas. It comes fully cooked and frozen, so all you have to do is thaw and serve. Be sure to pick up some Lemon Parsley Butter Sauce too.... [More]

We've seen all types of hot sauces in restaurants, bars, and at chili cook-offs — but none of them have ever compared to the pure intensity of Dave's Insanity Sauce ($7). It has a special blend of spices that is abnormally hot, so much that it is the only sauce ever banned from the National Fiery Food Show. If that... [More]

Stoners have long been known for their ingenuity. So, when one especially clever dude got sick of always looking for his lighter, he invented the Solopipe ($80). The tobacco smoking device combines a butane lighter with a high-end stainless steel pipe. Already showing up in the hands of green celebs, the Solopipe features a sliding bowl cover, refillable gas valve,... [More]

Prepare yourself for college football season with Pocket Shots ($2/each). These portable pouches of quality liquors — vodka, rum, tequila, gin, or whiskey — are easily stuffed into pockets and bags, letting you make your unauthorized stadium drinks with the greatest of ease. [Thanks, Gregory]... [More]

You've heard the stories. Now it's time to have your own Turducken ($65). For those not in the know when it comes to edible fowl, the Turducken is a holiday masterpiece that includes a semi-boneless turkey stuffed with a deboned chicken that's stuffed with a deboned duck breast. Triple-bird-alicious. The best Turducken you'll find are those from Louisiana-based Cajun Grocer.... [More]

Up until this week, we would never had considered ourselves jerky connoisseurs. But that was before the folks at House of Jerky sent us their Give It Some Game pack ($57). Filled with some of the best dried meat we've ever tasted, the pack doesn't include your average convenience store jerky — you get a nice selection of Buffalo, Venison,... [More]

You too can become a famous pizza artist with Domino's BFD Builder. Short for Big Fantastic Deal (we were hoping it stood for something else), the service lets you build a custom pizza — specifying the type of crust, the amount of sauce and cheese, and all the different toppings you want — for a flat rate of $11. They're... [More]

Ever wished you could make your own energy bar? Well, now you can. The You Bar Build-A-Bar ($40/12 bars) lets you make up your own energy/breakfast bar with any of number of different ingredients, like peanut butter, honey, dried bananas, and granola. You supply the name for your bar, which gets printed on the wrapper. It's a great way to... [More]

Who's in the mood for some pig and alcohol flavored suckers? Lollyphile is a San Fran-based company selling odd lollypop flavors (4/$10), like its first two creations, Absinthe and Maple-bacon. The Absinthe lollypops are made with real absinthe, and the Maple-bacon ones (also available in a caffeinated version) are made with organic, cured bacon and Vermont maple syrup. Seriously. Other... [More]

Giving the phrase "Under the sea" a whole new meaning, the Poseidon Undersea Resort ($15,000 and up) lets you rest underneath the waves in a room made mostly of acrylic glass. Located in Fiji, the resort offers guests private plane transport from a Fijian airport to the Poseidon Mystery Island, where they'll enjoy a week's stay — including two nights... [More]

If you love trying new hot sauces, take the guesswork out of your tests with the Hot Sauce of the Month Club ($17/mo.; $205/yr.). Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a panel of taste-testing pros. In addition, club members receive special discounts when re-ordering any of... [More]

Sunflower seeds are boring. Zotes Sunflower Seeds ($2) are not. Made for the seed connoisseur, Zotes' flavors include Salt & Pepper, Roasted & Salted, Dill Pickle, Beer Baked, Hot Wings, Spicy Nacho, Tequila Lime, Jalapeno, Garlic Roast, and Energy. Not only are they super-spiced, but they come in a bottle instead of a sure-spillable bag. [Thanks, Chad]... [More]

From wall-clinging prints and buttons to business and playing cards, Mpix has you covered. The online printing service offers tons of options and sizes, from 20"x30" prints on premium paper to fully-mounted, standout-boxed prints, as well as fun items like statuettes, puzzles, calendars, and more. Just upload your photo, choose your print selection, and your custom order is delivered right... [More]

Brew your own brew with the Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit ($90). The most popular beermaking kit in the world, this set gives you everything you need to easily make 50 12 oz bottles of beer. Extra packs are sold separately — choose Coopers Brewery IPA Beer Kit ($33), Coopers Brewery Sparkling Ale Beer Kit ($40), Coopers Brewery Pilsener Beer... [More]

It's one thing to snack on chips while drinking beer, but what about snacking on chips that taste like beer? Beer Chips ($4/9 oz bag) are thick, kettle-style chips that are made with beer, giving them a bar-worthy flavor that's like nothing you'll find on the Frito-Lay rack at the local 7-11. Looking for something stronger? Check out the Chip... [More]

We love women. We also care a lot about humanitarian causes. So when we heard about this book, we knew we'd be buying it. Four Inches ($41) features photos of some of the world's most beautiful women — Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, and Rachel Hunter included — posing nude except for a pair of Jimmy Choo spikes and a piece... [More]

If you’ve ever wondered what causes morning breath, or if it's possible to lose your contact lens inside your head, this book is for you. Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini ($11) by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D. offers fun facts on questions about numerous "oddities of our... [More]

Finally, we can toss out the Pirates of Silicon Valley VCD we've been holding onto all these years. The surprisingly great movie about the history between Apple and Microsoft is coming to DVD this month ($15; available Aug. 30). Nothing makes us more stoked than to be able to describe a movie like this: Noah Wyle portrays Apple's Steve Jobs... [More]

As much as we hope we never end up there, the possibility always exists that you or someone you know could end up in the slammer. Behind Bars: Surviving Prison by Jeffrey Ian Ross & Stephen C. Richards ($11) imparts all kinds of wisdom only those who have seen the inside could know — wisdom that could save your tail... [More]

We were expecting this documentary to be simply OK. We didn't care if the story or the characters sucked. We knew from the previews that we would at least be entertained by some disabled dudes slamming into each other in gladiator style wheelchairs. We got more than we hoped for. Murderball ($20) is more than a story about quadriplegics playing... [More]

You know we love cool pairs of kicks here at Uncrate, so it should come as no surprise that we would like a book devoted to the subject. Sneakers: The Complete Collectors' Guide by Unorthodox Styles ($20) features over 500 photos of more than 180 different sneaker designs that have become popular, emulated, or iconic. It's a collector's dream.... [More]

Cracked Magazine, the 48-year-old humor and parody magazine we all grew up on, officially relaunches this week with a new look, new editorial direction and a new team. After spending the last year-and-a-half on hiatus undergoing a re-imagining, the new Cracked ($4) has doubled in size to 80 full-color pages and is being put together by the likes of comedian... [More]

Lifehacker is one of our absolute favorite blogs. Gina and the crew over there post several times a day about all kinds of tips, tutorials and software to make your life easier. They've now got a book coming out full of their best life hacking tips, and we suggest you put in your pre-order now. Lifehacker: 88 Tech Tricks to... [More]

In this world of health nuts, self-help gurus, and general malaise towards anything fun, it's easy to forget how to enjoy yourself. In The Hedonism Handbook: Mastering the Lost Arts of Leisure and Pleasure by Michael Flocker ($11) you get a tongue-in-cheek lesson on how to recapture simple pleasures such as fine cigars, the three-martini lunch, or just laying in... [More]

The author of The Metrosexual Guide to Style is back at his witty ways in Death By PowerPoint: A Modern Office Survival Guide ($11). Michael Flocker offers his take on the typical handbook to the corporate rat race with his own slice of humor. It's amazing how making fun of corporate buzzwords and some great office illustrations will make your... [More]

His true identity may have been blown, but Fake Steve Jobs is as hardcore and hilarious as ever. He takes it up a notch with Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs ($16; Oct.). While not much is known about the upcoming novel, the New York Times says the book is "a well-plotted satire that imagines Apple’s chief executive grappling... [More]

While most of us wouldn't consider Kevin Smith's life boring, it's nevertheless in the title of My Boring Ass Life: The Uncomfortably Candid Diary of Kevin Smith ($10; $15 signed copy). In it the director/actor/writer details aspects of his life both large and small, from watching TiVo with his wife Jen to helping his friend Jason Mewes kick his heroin... [More]

Everyone's favorite televiski journalist is back with a new a new hardcover travel book that will show you how to live it up in Kazakhstan. Entitled Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ($17), the guide "showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel at the statistic of Nurek Dam, make your childrens laugh with our jokes about jews... [More]

While we know where we can find some great tech writing — *cough* — we're also sure that you'll enjoy the collection of essays found in The Best of Technology Writing 2007 ($12). Contributions from Jeff Howe, Lori Gottlieb, Uncrate fav John Gruber, and many other talented writers make this required reading for techno-geeks and writing buffs alike.... [More]

Pay tribute to the legendary George Carlin and his seven dirty words with this 14-disc DVD set. George Carlin: All My Stuff ($180) includes all 12 of his HBO standup specials, which span almost 30 years. You'll get every last one of his memorable routines, as well as two bonus discs with some great interviews with Carlin.... [More]

You're never too old to give your buddies a scare or to impress a young lady with a killer trick. Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends ($10) includes 50 "rude, sick, and mind-blowing stunts" that will surely get you some attention. The book provides step-by-step directions to show you how to resurrect dead flies, swallow table knives, cut off your... [More]

We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five categories, such as "Collecting" and "Entertaining," which show you how other men have leveraged their interests to transform their existing... [More]

Fuck This Book ($10) collects photos of public signs that have been enhanced with the queen-mother of dirty words. Stuff like "Please don't [fuck] the pigeons" or "Employees must [fuck] hands before returning to work." Simple but affective. You can also order Fuck These Postcards ($10) and share the profaneness with your friends.... [More]

If its limited release in theaters kept you from seeing this gem last year, do yourself a favor and order it or Netflix it immediately. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters ($20) is an insanely interesting documentary that follows the epic showdown of two Donkey Kong players — a humble newcomer and a cocky champ who's held the... [More]

Filled with down-home goodness, White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners ($10) is a humorous book to have on hand for general backwoods knowledge. You get gems such as how to make a redneck hot tub in the back of a pick-up truck, and answers to frequently asked questions like, "How can I get my 14-year-old... [More]

Have more money than you know what to do with? Here's the guide you've been waiting for. The Official Filthy Rich Handbook ($12) is a sometimes tongue-in-cheek, always straight-forward guide to living the good life. From how to properly name a house to a list of rehab centers, it'll make sure you don't make the wrong decisions with that huge... [More]

Although Zivity is still in closed beta, it's already rousing quite a stir among the blogerati. The site harnesses the many Web 2.0 fundamentals to create a social network built around tasteful (read: artsy) nudity. Dubbing themselves purveyors of Beauty 2.0 and encouraging submissions from women of all sizes, races and ages, Zivity is something akin to Suicide Girls for... [More]

Get more done and do it faster with the helpful hints, tricks, and hacks found in Upgrade Your Life: The Lifehacker Guide to Working Smarter, Faster, Better ($20). The second edition of Lifehacker: 88 Tech Tricks to Turbocharge Your Day, this revised tome features more than 50 new and updated ways to make your work day more efficient, from checking... [More]

Referenced frequently throughout the series, The Tales of Beedle the Bard ($8) collects all five of the mythical Harry Potter fables in one place, complete with Rowling's illustrations and commentary from Dumbledore himself. For true wizarding enthusiasts, the Collector's Edition ($100) adds Rowling's handwritten introduction, more illustrations, and craftsmanship worthy of its lofty price.... [More]

Peruse the first decade of Playboy in 21st century style. With Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's ($60), you get every issue and every page in one searchable digital archive. The included Bondi Reader software (Mac/PC) lets you easily browse, search, and save the collection, which includes photos of Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, and Jayne Mansfield, and words from the... [More]

With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, and Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions.... [More]

It's the book Heath Ledger used to learn the true insanity of Gotham's darkest villain. Batman: The Killing Joke ($13) is considered to be the most well written and illustrated Batman comic ever. It's also the most controversial — where else will you find the Joker shooting Commissioner Gordon's daughter in the spine for fun? Written by Alan Moore with... [More]

We'll make this one easy. New full-length Nine Inch Nails album. With vocals. 100% DRM-free and 100% money-free. The Slip is available as high-quality MP3s (87 MB), CD-quality FLAC lossless (259 MB), CD-quality M4A Apple lossless (263 MB), and the better-than-CD quality 24/96 WAVE format (1.2 GB).... [More]

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then we have the book for you. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of the terrible, organized by symptom so you can quickly discover that your loss of appetite... [More]

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world stats from major organizations to offer an intriguing look at modern human mortality.... [More]

Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab and how to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan. Caution: Pages are... [More]

Living in a large city can be overwhelming — people can often feel lost amongst so many, and this feeling is perfectly conveyed in the brilliant photography of Little People in the City ($18). This hardcover tome represents a collection of photographs from street artist Slinkachu, who for the last several years has photographed and then left tiny hand-painted figurines... [More]

If you've felt lately that your Rock Band jam sessions have been lacking a certain air of authenticity, then the Rock Band Home Stage Kit ($100) is for you. The kit features dynamic stage lighting that is sure to make you the coolest kid in your apartment complex. Perfect for Rock Band parties and self-important solo play.... [More]

Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse of life on the side of the phone that normally exists only in the callers' imaginations. Simply fascinating.... [More]

"Before I Die" lists are a fairly common thing — some of us want to travel to space, others to climb Everest — but there's nothing wrong with a more attainable list. 300 Beers to Try Before You Die ($17) offers a pre-made listing of the world's best beers in a fully-illustrated format that will have you expanding your knowledge... [More]

Everyone's favorite undead arcade shooter returns next month with a Tarantino-esque, retro B-movie look and feel. The House Of The Dead: Overkill ($47) will also be the most hardcore installment yet, receiving an M rating for "Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, and Strong Language." New features include Slow-Mofo Time for easier head-shots and Evil Eye for... [More]

Forget the airbrushed perfection of most modern female nudes — for honest sexuality, we'll take a real woman every time. SuicideGirls: Beauty Redefined ($32; possibly NSFW) is a 396 page hardcover tribute to the openly real girls of the groundbreaking website, celebrating the female form and spirit in its most true — and interesting — state. [Thanks, Dennis]... [More]

Now this is what we call an upgrade. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies ($10) includes the original text of Jane Austen's novel, spiced up with new portions featuring viloent, flesh-hungry zombie hordes. To compliment the new gore, the updated book also has 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock, the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice. [Thanks, Dan]... [More]

Celebrate alongside the cholesterol gods with This Is Why You're Fat, a new blog that showcases the unhealthiest (and tastiest) foods on the planet. Marvel at heart attack-inducing treats like the Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough, the In-N-Out 100x100 Burger, the Candied Bacon Ice Cream, Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers, and the vomitastic Happy Meal Pizza.... [More]

Forget that itch you've had to grab an old Sega and relive past gaming glory — all you need is Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection ($30). Filled with more than 40 Genesis classics, including five Sonic games, Streets of Rage, Altered Beast, Golden Axe, and more, all updated to run in 720p, it's the easiest way to satisfy your Sega-based retro-gaming... [More]

No matter what your religious stance — devout Catholic, follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, worshiper of the almighty Bong — you'll find something to offend enlighten you in Religulous ($20). Starring the always-excellent Bill Maher and directed by Larry Charles of Borat fame, Religulous is an honest, sometimes infuriating, and often hilarious look at religion and how it has,... [More]

Prepare yourself for the worst case scenario with Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss ($10). The result of three years' worth of research, Emergency is filled with potentially life-saving tips that will have you fully prepared to go off the grid if/when the shit really hits the fan.... [More]

If you enjoy experimenting with dangerous science at home (like building a thermic lance using bacon and an air hose that's capable of cutting through sheet metal) then Theo Gray's Mad Science: Experiments You Can Do At Home - But Probably Shouldn't ($17) is the book for you. Gray, a Popular Science columnist, shares his enthusiasm for explosive science by... [More]

It doesn't feature Mike Tyson, but that's about the only bad thing we have to say about Punch-Out!! ($47). This modern remake of everyone's favorite NES boxing game stays true to the original, with players in control of Little Mac, fighting classic opponents such as Glass Joe, King Hippo, Von Kaiser, and more. While the new motion-sensitive controls are awesome,... [More]

You'll be safe during the Zombie apocalypse if you place your order now for one these Ford F-650-based SUVs ($200,000) from Alton Truck Company. This 7-door beast features an insane amount of body work and packs in a Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 hp and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. While the hoards of undead are smashed outside, you... [More]

If you're looking for a crossover vehicle with German engineering and a reasonable price tag, check out the Volkswagen Tiguan ($23,200 and up). Available with 4Motion 4-wheel drive, the Tiguan features a 200hp turbocharged 2.0L engine, a 6-speed Tiptronic transmission (a 6-speed manual is available as well), and options like Bi-Xenon steerable headlights, a panoramic sunroof, touch screen navigation, a... [More]

If you're looking for a way to set up camp in the middle of post-apocalyptic New Jersey, check out EarthRoamer Xpedition Vehicles ($110,000-$230,000). Available in two models — the Ford F550-based XV-LT or the Jeep Rubicon Unlimited-based XV-JP — these four-wheel-drive powerhouses can get you where you want to go, and utilize solar energy as a primary power source for... [More]

Get a load of the Knight XV ($295,000). Inspired by the Gurkha military vehicle, this handcrafted, fully armored luxury SUV is decked out inside and out. Powered by a Bio-fuel V10 (good for 400 hp and 498-ft lbs of torque), the XV features Wilton Wool carpeting, Andrew Muirhead leather, 6-way seating, tandem sunroof glass with privacy shades, side-mounted laptop stations,... [More]

Looking for the utility of a Passat with the looks and handling of a sport coupe? The new Volkswagen CC ($27,000 and up) was made just for you. This 4-door coupe sports some of the most aggressive styling yet seen in a VW, and backs it up with either a 2.0L turbo four-cylinder or 3.6L, 280hp VR6 engine, optional 4motion... [More]

Be your own favorite race car driver in the Ariel Atom ($65,000 and up). Handcrafted and lacking doors, a roof, or windows, the Atom is truly a racing machine, with a curb weight of only 1,400 lbs. and up to 300 hp, pushing 0-60 times into the sub 3 second range and 0-100 times below 11 seconds. Other features include... [More]

If you're looking for a fast, stylish coupe but can't stomach the $30,000-and-up prices of most upscale offerings, check out the 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe ($22,000 and up). With features like 30mpg economy, 210hp in the 2.0T or an optional 306hp V6, an available six-speed manual transmission, Bluetooth, a six-speaker sound system with USB input, 18-inch alloy wheels, keyless entry,... [More]

Like a brand-new PC crammed inside an old TRS-80 body, the Obsidian SG-One Mustang ($1.3 million) is a great mix of old and new. This re-made 1967 Mustang fastback boasts a custom Obsidian 392 cubic-inch engine, producing more than 847 hp, a 0-60 time of under 3 seconds, and a projected top speed of over 210mph, as well as twin... [More]

Tumi, which makes stellar bags that you'll surely see on this site many times over, has just announced a new collection of elegant pens. There's nine new writing instruments in total, crafted from materials such as Titanium ($145) and Carbon fiber ($95 to $125). They feature a "vanishing clip" design to help eliminate pocket stains, an integrated stylus tip for... [More]

Eliminate cord clutter in style with the Cableyoyo ($5) from Bluelounge. The sleek accessory stores up to six feet of coiled cord and can be used at home on your desk (it comes with a small adhesive attachment for mounting) or on the go for keeping your plethora of cables untangled in your bag. It comes in PowerBook-matching silver, iPod-matching... [More]

We’ve all been through the hell of trying to find your suitcase at baggage claim, lost amidst the sea of dark luggage. Now you can make your bag easy to identify and show some of your personality with this Lady Luck Bag Tag from Jet Set Go ($8). One of many different available designs, hopefully this one can bring you... [More]

Some things in life are extremely cool, but better off experienced in replica form. Among these are fully-automatic assault weapons. Now you can live out your bullet-spraying fantasies safely with this CO2 Gas-Powered Desert Eagle from Soft Air ($150). It shoots soft BBs, but more importantly it can empty its whole clip — 39 BBs — in just five seconds... [More]

Having used several past versions of Wacom's Graphire and Intuos tablets, we were thrilled that there was finally going to be a version of the Intuos made for those of us with widescreen monitors. The Intuos3 6x11 ($370) features a 6" by 11" active area (go figure?) as well as 1024 levels of pressure and a resolution of 5080 lpi.... [More]

You've got a box full of cases for your iPod, but what about your earbuds? They need some love too. The EarBuddy ($15) from SendStation is a tiny carrying case for your Apple earbuds. We've been testing one out for a week now, and while we don't always have the time to wind up the cable every time we take... [More]

Ever been marooned somewhere away from civilization and really needed to start a fire? Yeah, neither have we — but it’s nice to know that if that did happen, our Swedish FireSteel ($16) would be ready. Used by several militaries the world over, this little metal set creates a nearly 3000ºC spark that is sure to start fires even in... [More]

If you’re the type of man who looks at a difficult project and says “oh well,” then don’t buy this item. If you’re the type of man who would rather take something completely apart and possibly ruin it than go head and hire a “real” technician, you’re in the right place. The Leatherman Surge Multitool ($80) features needlenose pliers, regular... [More]

Everyone who owns a computer with wireless capabilities — be it Wi-Fi, RF, or Bluetooth — hates all of the cords hanging around our desks to hook up the USB gear we still have from the age of the Bondi Blue iMac. Fear not, Belkin has just introduced the CableFree USB Hub ($200). It connects your USB items through a... [More]

If you've ever been a guest bartender at an event or a bar, you know how much of a beating your hands can take from opening bottle after bottle. The Ring Thing ($8) helps to alleviate this problem with it's simple stainless band design that features a cutout on the inside that serves as a bottle opener. Handy, and since... [More]

Taking kick-ass pictures isn't just about having the most mega-pixels — there is a oft-forgotten component that can really make a difference in your nighttime pics: the flash. We've been using the Nikon SB-800 Speedlight Flash ($330) for a few weeks now and it really makes a difference. Not only does its range whomp on most anemic built-in flashes, but... [More]

If you just bought your first dSLR, you likely need several other things: a new lens (most likely), a large external flash, and a tripod. The Bogen 3169D Tripod System ($200) pairs the absolutely wonderful 3130 micro fluid video head with quick release with a solid 3001D Tripod to create a stable base for your video and photo shooting. The... [More]

There are plenty of grills out there that claim to be portable, but how many of them only weigh ten pounds and have more heat output than a 60,000 BTU gas BBQ? The Woodflame Gusto Grill ($225) uses hardwood cubes burned so efficiently that they burn nearly clean away as the source of heat for flavorful, wood-grilled meats and veggies.... [More]

You can't be a man and not appreciate the usefulness of Leatherman's products. Unfortunately, some of them have grown so big that they can no longer be carried daily in a pocket. That's why we're eyeing the Leatherman k502x ($70). It's a sleek lockback folding knife that incorporates some essential tools, namely a bit driver (with six screw bit tips),... [More]

Our old friend Mr. P is back again, this time trying desperately to keep your snaking, tangled cords in check — and to satisfy his bondage fetish at the same time. The Mr. P One Man Tied Cord Organizer ($12) is four inches tall and available in both white and orange, so he can be useful in any part of... [More]

We readily admit to not buying a lot of tools here at Uncrate HQ — but when we do, we make sure they serve their purpose well. The Bionic Wrench ($30), a hybrid between a wrench and pliers, is one of our newest additions. It uses a patented design to grip bolts on all six flat sides, reducing the strain... [More]

We've said before on Uncrate that a camera is really only as good as its lens, and that lens won't do you much good if it's covered in smudges and dust. The Nikon Lens Pen Cleaning System ($8) is a simple, easy-to-use lens-cleaning system. One end holds a retractable brush that takes care of wiping any dust or debris away,... [More]

As reliable as modern electronics are, there are times — adding RAM or drives, graphics cards, installing modchips, whatever — when you might need to crack your babies open. For those times, we use the 145-Piece Computer Tool Kit from CompUSA ($60). This kit provides every bit, driver, key, adapter, wrench, etc. that we've ever needed to bust open a... [More]

Even if you sometimes need help opening the pickle jar, this new gear from Gold's Gym is still definitely worth a look. We got our hands on their Track Jacket ($40) and matching Track Pant ($35) and were really impressed with the quality and fit. Made of 100% Polyester Brushed Tricot, the jacket sports a full-zip front, zip pockets, a... [More]

The utility of Swiss Army Knives is great, but their bulk isn't. If you plan on carrying around a multi-use knife in your pocket, check out this Buck 760GRX Summit Knife ($75). Co-developed with outdoorsman Peter Whittaker, the knife attaches easily to a carabiner or lanyard, and includes a 2 1/2" blade, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener.... [More]

Designed by fireman Rick Hinderer, this knife has all of the features you'll need in case of an emergency. The Gerber Hinderer Rescue Knife ($90) has a window punch, seatbelt cutter and oxygen tank wrench to go along with its 3.5-inch serrated blade made of high carbon stainless steel. It's got a notched thumb rest, and dual thumb studs for... [More]

Taking the office arms race to new heights, the new USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher ($55) stands to be one of the coolest desk toys this year. Powered and controlled via USB and included software, the launcher now has the capability to shine a tiny laser light on your target, ensuring you're aiming at your hot new intern and not... [More]

Admit it — we're not all tool savvy. To help us non-workshop guys, Black & Decker delivers to us the Auto Wrench ($32). This 8-inch battery operated wonder opens and closes on any size nut or bolt up to 1-1/4-inch at the touch of a button. This, coupled with 220 foot-pounds of torque, guarantees ease of use and Al Borland-like... [More]

As Bluetooth audio becomes more and more common, perhaps it's time to start looking for a decent pair of wireless headphones. The Motorola Bluetooth S9 Headphones ($TBA) were designed with the active user in mind. The behind-the-head form and over-the-ear design helps keep them secure and you comfortable, and the A2DP support keeps your music sounding great. If you mainly... [More]

Take cubicle wars to a whole new level with the Airsoft Handgun with Laser Sight ($10). This small Airsoft pellet gun, with a removable clip for holding 12 shots, has a laser sight equipped for better aiming. Just remember not to whip this out in front of a cop and to also wear eye protection — this gun doesn't shoot... [More]

If you're looking for a high-tech and easily pocketable pen, then check out this guy. The Inka Pen ($25) is a uniquely designed writing instrument made from aerospace-grade materials like 304 stainless steel and carbon fiber. It can be attached to your keychain, and features a closed pen design that quickly converts to a full-size pen. Oh, and did we... [More]

Shooting in HD is so last year. If you really want to take your digital cinematography to the next level of detail, check out the Red One Camera ($17,500; 2007). From the Red Digital Cinema Camera Company, started by Jim Jannard, founder of Oakley, the camera boasts an impressive 4520 x 2540 sensor that can record lossless video in 2540p... [More]

It's not everyday that you find a product that can truly be declared the best you've ever tried. But that's exactly what we found when we tested out the new West Loop Mug ($20) by Contigo. This sleek, dual-walled stainless steel travel mug features a patented technology called Autoseal, which once and for all prevents any spillage thanks to a... [More]

If your business cards look a little outdated, step into the 21st century with these Shinebox business card booklets ($150 and up). The company allows you to design and upload your cards, shipping them back to you in the form of a booklet which contains 20 perforated cards bound in a protective cover you customize. The printing style Shinebox uses... [More]

To satiate your unending desire to be a world-saving hero, we present the Danger Bomb Alarm Clock ($40). This clever clock wakes you every morning with an explosion sound, and to disable the bomb, you have to follow the code (which resets every morning) to unhook the correct wire. Not exactly life-threatening, but that all depends on who you have... [More]

It's not fun carrying around a full keychain — not only does it make for a massive bulge in your jeans, it can also damage your car ignition if your chain is too weighed down. The Keyport Slide ($TBA) promises to alleviate this situation by offering you a simplified housing that holds all your keys. The universal key fob keeps... [More]

We just found our Bluetooth headset for the iPhones we'll be picking up later this evening. The Argard M10 ($149) is an ultra-small, in-ear wireless headset with a design that's worthy enough to be paired with even the sexiest of phones. Smaller in diameter than a quarter and weighing only 5 grams, it's no surprise that this sexy piece of... [More]

Created by pro griller Steven Raichlen, this mop and bucket set is the best way to coat ribs and chicken with your special concoction. The Steven Raichlen Sauce Mop & Bucket ($18) includes a mop-style brush with detachable head, and a metal bucket with food-safe insert.... [More]

The reason nobody cleans out their car is because it's a huge pain the ass to wheel an upright vacuum out to the driveway. You won't have an excuse with the heavy duty Hoover GUV Garage Utility Vacuum ($150). The wall-mounted, bagless vacuum is made just for garages and workshops, and packs a powerful 12-amp motor, 5-gallon tank and 30-foot... [More]

If you're sick of seeing Moleskines come out of everybody's pocket, feast your eyes on the rugged-looking Field Notes Memo Books ($10/3-pack). These soft-covered notebooks are filled with 48 pages of crisp graph paper, perfect for your to-do list or any of the "Practical Applications" suggested inside the back cover — such as Treasure Maps, Gambling Debts, and Half-Ass Calculations.... [More]

We're not sure if the college drunks we know need a "professional grade" beer pong table, but we're here to show you one nonetheless. This Official 8' Beer Pong Table ($125) is regulation sized and extremely portable (2'x2') when folded up. The table sports a water-resistant black melamine surface and strong aluminum frame.... [More]

Daydream about killing your annoying cubicle neighbor with this hardcore Gun Mug ($16). Choose your weapon — black with platinum trigger or white with gold-plated trigger.... [More]

If you're a fan of the original CamelBak Water Bottle, odds are you'll love the new CamelBak Performance Water Bottle ($8). The new vessel has the same bite valve technology as the original, but features improvements like a bike cage-compatible size, squeezable sides, a lockable top cap to prevent spills, and an improved integrated handle. Plus, it's made from new... [More]

Need a less-frustrating place to store your change than an old-school piggy bank, or dreadful electronic change organizer? The Bankabank ($12) looks to be a nice, modern alternative to both. It features two slots (one on top, one on the front) for bill and coin insertion, and an easy-pull tab for quicker removal of your loot.... [More]

Perturbed by all the craptastic tape dispensers out there, London-based designers Daniel Black and Martin Blum decided to make one that was a little more hardcore. Their retro-styled Heavy-Weight Tape Dispenser ($60) has a 3-pound cast zinc body that's heavy enough for one-hand use, while its forged stainless steel blade is sharp enough to cut small trees.... [More]

Never miss another shot. Ever. The new Casio EXILIM Pro EX-F1 ($1,000; March) offers unheard of burst shooting capabilities — it can capture up to 60 frames per second at full resolution. The 6-megapixel shooter, which features a 12x optical zoom, can also shoot Full HD movies (1920 x 1080) at 60fps. To help your slowness even further, the camera... [More]

Handmade from scissors confiscated by airport security, Scissor Spiders ($250) are some of the meanest-looking cubicle candy we've seen in a while. Measuring six-inches across and nine inches across, respectively, these metal menaces will have your vinyl toys running for cover. [Thanks, Christopher]... [More]

Ditch that old school Wal-Mart BB gun and upgrade your armaments with the Walther NightHawk Air Pistol ($160). With a badass look that would be at home in any secret agent's arsenal, the NightHawk features a red dot sight with 11 brightness settings, a CO2 repeater system, and a side mounted tactical flashlight with grip mounted activation switch. Bulletproof vest... [More]

Go wireless with your iPod and your phone using the JayBird Bluetooth Stereo Headset ($130). Using the Bluetooth 2.0 A2DP protocol, the JayBird allows you to connect your music player and phone at the same time, and also comes with a great-looking charging station with the ability to charge the JayBird Bluetooth Adapter for iPod ($50; $180 bundled with Headset)... [More]

Use your grill for more than just burning meat with this Grill Tray ($50) from Williams-Sonoma. Made from a patented heat-conducting aluminum alloy, the 16.5-inch tray is great for cooking dishes like nachos or fajitas, and its pewter-like looks make it a suitable serving dish as well. Go forth and cook.... [More]

The Spyderco Byrdwrench ($77) goes a little further than other multi-tools with a combination of one-hand open knife, slip-joint pliers, bit driver, and an adjustable crescent wrench. It's also got a rough punch file/hole-starter and a steel belt clip, and can be separated into two halves to reveal four screwdriver bits inside.... [More]

If stabbing your prey simply isn't enough for you, check out the WASP Injector Knife ($380). Designed for taking out large land and sea predators, this hardcore weapon features a 5.25-inch blade and can hold up to a 24g gas canister, which is used to inject a freezing cold, basketball-sized ball of compressed gas into whatever you've punctured, dropping even... [More]

Enjoy a new seaside activity with the Waboba Ball ($10). Made from a mix of polyurethanes with a Lycra coating, the ball both bounces and floats on water, crucial properties for the ball's game, in which two teams of three attempt to bounce the ball off the water to their teammates without having the pass intercepted. Sure, it's not the... [More]

If you use your PC more for gaming than you do for actual work, perhaps you should check out the Pro Gaming Table ($380). This frag-worthy desk sports three different levels of tabletop surface, enough for a full complement of keyboards, steering wheels, flight sticks, monitors, and more. Game on.... [More]

Celebrating 25 years of Grayskull, Mattel has launched a new line of He-Man action figures that make your 80's versions look downright dumb. The Masters of the Universe Classics ($20) are fully detailed and articulated, landing somewhere between the originals and the crazy anime-inspired ones a couple years back. The first two available this fall will be He-Man and Beast... [More]

Need a Halloween costume to end all others for this year's office costume contest? No worries, just don this Master Chief Collector’s Costume ($630). Officially licensed, the outfit includes a quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, a two-piece helmet, gauntlets, and boot tops. All you need now is your weapon of choice — might we suggest the Energy Sword? [Thanks, Jedia]... [More]

Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of all time. Huzzah!... [More]

Need EXTREME resolution? Then check out the new line of RED Modular Cameras ($2,500 - $55,000; 2009-2010). Designed to let you choose a "brain" ranging from 3K to 28K in resolution and then add modules to create the ideal setup for you, these cameras take both video and stills, with modules for Canon and Nikon lens mounts, 1080p monitoring, inputs/ouputs,... [More]

If your MacBook came with a laptop desk, this would be it. The lightweight Logitech Comfort Lapdesk ($40) goes all ergonomic on your couch-surfing with a twelve-degree angled riser to make your neck happy and a four-layer heat-shielding design for protecting your important bits.... [More]

If you host a lot of parties or simply do a lot of drinking, you might want to check out the BACtrack Breathalyzer ($72). This nifty gadget uses BluFire sensor technology to provide quick, accurate blood alcohol level readings, keeping you (or your guests) from over-indulging and getting behind the wheel — or worse, leaving with their ex-wife.... [More]

If you find yourself schlepping your dSLR nearly everywhere you go (like we do), do yourself a favor and pick up a BlackRapid R-Strap Camera Strap ($45-$50). Available in three styles with varying storage, each strap features a large pad, attaches to your camera or lens' tripod mount, and is slung diagonally across your body for maximum comfort.... [More]

Save your auto's flooring from the nastiness of winter with WeatherTech DigitalFit FloorLiners ($100/up). Made using digital laser measurements of interior surfaces and made from patent-pending High-Density Tri-Extruded material, these ultimate floor mats also feature channels to help keep fluids and debris off your carpet. [Thanks, Joe]... [More]

Sure, it's fun to play guitar on Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but it's hard to really rock with the standard guitars. The aptly-named WarBeast Wireless PS3 Guitar ($90) solves this problem with a wicked B.C. Rich design, and tons of extra features like an extended strum bar, dedicated "Star Power" button, a slide switch to choose which game you're... [More]

Keep a backup of your most important files on you at all times with the SanDisk Ultra Backup Flash Drive ($40-$200). These diminutive flash drives, available in capacities up to 64GB, feature a dedicated Backup button that automatically copies over your files, protecting your data with a dual layer of both password protection and AES hardware encryption in case the... [More]

We love our Nikon 50mm f/1.8D AF Nikkor Lenses — but we don't like their 75mm-like performance on our DX cams. That's why we're so pumped about the new Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 35mm f/1.8G Lens ($200; March 2009). Featuring a Silent Wave Motor, seven-blade rounded diaphragm for smooth bokeh, and a high-quality compact build, it's a great alternative for... [More]

If the 720p video from your Flip Mino HD just isn't cutting it, or you find yourself filling up its storage faster than you can clear it off, check out the new Samsung HMX-R10 HD Camcorder ($500). It features a 5x zoom lens that's angled at 25 degrees for more natural shooting, Full HD 1080p recording to SDHC cards, a... [More]

Useful in a wide variety of situations from camping to self defense, an outstanding knife belongs in every man's toolkit. The Kershaw Ken Onion Red Blur Folding Knife ($55) fits the bill nicely. Measuring only 4.5-inches when closed, the Kershaw features a 3-3/8-inch 440A stainless steel blade with a "SpeedSafe" design. Although it's not a switchblade (which is illegal in... [More]

Flinging things through the air is fun. Flinging things through the air while everyone else in the room thinks you're checking the time is more fun — and sneaky. Accomplish this lofty goal with the Catapult Watch from Backyard Artillery ($49). It’s available with a black or silver face, can launch all kinds of small objects more than 8 feet... [More]

If you're like us, and basically only get to wear dress shoes on nights out, you need a pair that will look classy when paired with a nice suit, but will also look stylish when worn with a good pair of jeans and a blazer. The "Sleek Steaks" by Kenneth Cole ($160) fit the bill rather nicely. A silver buckle... [More]

This orange Single Fold Wallet ($70) from Jack Spade is perfect for those of you who've graduated to a front pocket wallet. If you're like us, you can't stand to be sitting on that big heap of leather filled with too much plastic and paper in your back pocket all day. It uses "exclusive hand-tanned skins finished in a centuries... [More]

Life is funny sometimes. For instance, this is the second Tumi item we’ve posted, and neither has been a bag — which is what the company is best known for. What can we say — these watches were too cool to pass up. Just recently announced, the line includes 10 styles that all feature quartz movements, Tumi’s exclusive Tracer program... [More]

The Rotolog ($200) will probably end up being the coolest watch you'll see this year. It features real walnut wood inlay and direct time technology. We can't remember the last time wood looked so good on our wrist. [via Engadget]... [More]

Show off your color knowledge geekery with the Pantone Wallet ($12). Based on the famous color matching system, the slim wallet features an elastic band closure and two interior plastic sleeves to hold ID, credit cards and cash. It comes in Shiny Baked Clay, Shiny Magenta, Matte India Ink, and Matte Violet.... [More]

Let's face it, fancy futuristic running shoes look like crap with jeans. Unless you're about to take a 3-mile run, stay with a pair of classics. The Onitsuka Tiger Ultimate 81 by Asics ($65) mix a subtle retro design (they debuted in 1981) with a modern color scheme. We already had them in olive green, but we couldn't help ourself... [More]

For as long as we know, it has been customary for married couples to wear their wedding rings, signifying their union while letting everyone know their status. Unfortunately for those that are single, there is no good way to tell who’s in a relationship and who’s not. Thus, the Singelringen ($50) was born. Made of silver with a azure acrylic... [More]

We’re suckers for ties, and while we like skinny ties, it’s taken us a while to find one with just the right cut for us — and here it is. The Francis Necktie from Penguin ($40) features a skinny cut that still retains some traditional shape instead of being straight, and its textured silk adds a little touch of class.... [More]

You already know that we're fans of Puma's RS-100 sneakers. We're also big fans of Activision's True Crime video game franchise. So when we heard that the two were combined to create 250 limited edition pairs of kicks, we couldn't wait to see them. The Puma True Crime RS-100 sneakers ($100) feature a map of lower Manhattan, a game logo... [More]

It seems like every year it gets harder and harder to find summer jackets that don't look like billboards. The Victorinox Islington Jacket ($145) does a good job of avoiding this problem by keeping its look sporty and sophisticated. Made with a cotton/polyester blend, it features contrasting sleeve stripes and interior neckline, and hides a pocket along the side seams.... [More]

It may have a name more befitting some obscure electronics component, but the ring more than makes up for any beauty the name may lack. The Konzuk Metalwear KMR130-p Ring ($170) makes a perfect color-coordinating accessory for your favorite ensembles. Made from stainless steel, the ring also features a powder-coated section in one of nine different colors. Go ahead, wear... [More]

Vans made these laceless canvas sneakers back in the day for those unlucky souls in California prisons. Apparently, shoe laces are more dangerous than the velcro straps found on the Vans Prison Issue #23 ($50). And if the blaze orange doesn't match your jumpsuit, the kicks also come in black, green, purple and yellow.... [More]

Every well-dressed man has his style secrets. Our latest secret for keeping a crisp and polished look are the Wurkin Stiffs magnetic collar stays ($17). These polished stainless steel stays come with tiny magnets to not only hold your collar super stiff and in place, but to also make its angle adjustable. The neodymium magnets are ultra-strong and let you... [More]

Often times a great outfit can fall short of its potential due to one simple oversight: the undershirt. With the Banana Republic No-tag Stretch Crew ($22; 3 or more $18 each) you can rest assured that won't be a problem again. We've been wearing them for a few weeks now, and they keep you super comfortable with a 95/5 Cotton... [More]

Velcro doesn't get the credit it deserves. It can be found on almost anything, but our favorite applications are always on shoes. The Pony Bosi ($70) features great modern styling, with criss-crossing Velcro straps that take you back to the days before putting on your shoes had gotten so complicated it required these dumb things called "laces." A solid rubber... [More]

We're really big fans of Vaja's cases for everything from iPods to RAZRs, but we never thought about investigating their wallets until now. Vaja's Euro Leather Wallet ($80) takes their super-soft leather and excellent customization options and applies it to a wallet with eight card slots, two full-length bill compartments, and a change pocket. With optional detachable sleeves that hold... [More]

When it comes to rings, we like them simple, elegant, and with a good fit. The Magnetic Ring ($25) offers all those. Made from three nickel-plated, powerfully magnetic arches that can be added or removed to fit, it also comes with four spacers of different shapes to alter the ring's fit and design. [Thanks, Dave]... [More]

Our friends at Vaja have released a new line of messenger bags, and as with all their products, they look pretty sweet. The Messenger Bag 15" ($380) features 5 pockets, two of them zippered, and sports internal dimensions of 12.9" x 10.6" x 3.9". The Messenger Bag 15" Wide ($400) sports the same pockets and adds nearly three inches to... [More]

If you haven't yet met your T-shirt quota for the year, be sure to stop by Threadless. They've recently added a bunch of top notch designs, including this one, the We Are Made of Carbon T-Shirt ($15).... [More]

We've recommended plenty of distressed jeans for your wearing pleasure, but not often do we find a cool pair of distressed shoes. The Gola Cone Sneakers ($95) feature a three-strap velcro closure, and a fantastic distressed white and khaki color scheme that is sure to make even your normal jeans look great.... [More]

We dare to say that some of Oakley's other products, like bags and watches, are probably better quality and more stylish than their current eyewear collection. Take the AP Sandbag ($110) for instance. It's a great industrial-looking, sling-style bag worthy of any urban warrior. Features include an Adaptable Payload design, dedicated laptop compartment, interior storage pockets, removable outer pockets, rivet... [More]

Reef, the stellar sandal company that brought you the bottle opener-equipped Mick Fanning Sandals, is stepping up its game with the Reef Dram Sandal ($45). Not content to simply open alcoholic beverages, the Dram includes a polyurethane encapsulated flask in the heel, good for smuggling liquor into pretty much any event you can think of. Plus they're from Reef, so... [More]

White shoes and warm weather go well together, and that's even more true when the white shoes just happen to be slip-ons. The Cole Haan Air Infinity ($165) is a simple driving shoe that's made with tumbled leather, stretch fabric below the ankle, and Nike Air in the heel for enhanced comfort. They're also available in tan and black, but... [More]

A lot of guys don't like the idea of wearing rings for fashion — they think that it might somehow make them "girly." Well, there's nothing "girly" about this ring. The Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring ($170) keeps it real manly with a wide, thick stainless band that has a core inlay of concrete. Wear this, and display your man... [More]

Lacoste's classic polo has gotten a slight makeover with a slimmer fit and vintage look. The Lacoste Retro Fit Vintage Washed Piqué Polo ($85) is broken-in and faded with raw seams and edges, and, of course, sports the classic crocodile logo on the chest.... [More]

We've long been fans of simple bracelets, and the new Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet ($150) is one of the best we've seen. Made from rubber with a Sterling silver clasp, it combines sport and elegance in a rare manner. Plus, if you're digging the grooved cylindrical clasp, you can also pick up matching accessories like cuff links, a pen,... [More]

A $135 bottle opener might seem a little overpriced to you. Hell, a $135 ring might seem a little overpriced to you. But when you combine the two, all of a sudden it sounds like a terrific bargain, right? The Cheers Ring ($135), made of antiqued brass, features a great "Cheers" engraving and a handy cut-out bottle opener.... [More]

The Oakley Kitchen Sink Pack ($175) lives up to its name with tons of features. It offers a mobile phone pocket, a padded sleeve for laptops up to 17-inches, a top storage compartment that's compression molded to protect eyewear, a headphone port for iPods, lockable cable zipper pulls, an access flap with inner organizer, and a compartment with drainage ports... [More]

Little buddy, indeed. The Burton Lil' Buddy ($60) is ready to spend its summer by your side, keeping up to 12 cans of your favorite suds cool while its built-in speakers crank out tunes from your iPod via the aux-in port. The perfect party pack-along. [Thanks, Erika]... [More]

Inspired by the interior of a recording studio, the Gravis Soundcheck Sandal ($32) is one of our favorite new sandals of the summer. Featuring a soft egg crate footbed, the Soundcheck also sports a neoprene-lined red tarpaulin strap, must-have arch support, and a durable outsole.... [More]

With its dress shoe-inspired upper and visible inverse duoCELL forefoot and heel technology, the Puma Cell Meio ($130) is having a bit of an identity crisis. But that's a good thing. These hot kicks are as tech savvy as they are stylish, featuring juicy lime green soles and snakeskin-embossed leather construction.... [More]

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly have a section of strong rope for any number of uses. (Just ask Bear how handy one of these things... [More]

Made in the mid-80's for amateur athletes, the New Balance 420 ($70) has made its way back to stores and onto the feet of hipsters. They sport a simple suede and mesh upper and are available in a handful of colors inspired by US track and field college teams.... [More]

Ditch your stockpile of plastic store bags and go green with the Greenaid Reusable Bag ($16). This reusable polyester bag will hold plenty of weight and goods, and collapses down into a grenade-inspired shell for easy carrying.... [More]

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic,... [More]

As worn by geek god and Digg founder Kevin Rose, the Adidas SL 72 ($65) brings some casual, vintage style to any occasion. They also come with their own built-in story — the sneakers were first offered way back in 1972 as a training shoe for the Olympic Village athletes — to give you something to talk about during awkward... [More]

Old business attire gets new life as these Recycled Necktie & Suit Wallets ($28). Handmade in Pennsylvania, the wallets sport an exterior made of a retired silk tie, while the inside is made from an old pinstripe suit. They've got room for bills and two credit cards.... [More]

If you need to bring the party with you, consider cramming it into the Burton Liquid Lounger ($168). This backpack-style, do-it-all bag features storage for 36 beers with a quick-grab top opening, a bottle opener zipper pull, an integrated speaker system with auxiliary input, self-draining ice storage, and included golf towel, flask, dice, beer cozies, and ping pong balls. Friends... [More]

Need a bag that can withstand the toughest nature (or human combatants) can dish out? Check out the Naneu Military Ops Sierra ($110) or Tango ($140). Designed to carry an SLR with lens attached, two spare lenses, a flash, and either a 12-inch (Sierra) or 15.4-inch (Tango) laptop, along with other gear, these bags are made from 900D or 1680D... [More]

Originally created to be the ultimate bag for the the LAPD and the U.S. military, the 5th generation Tactical Bail Out Gear Bag ($20) is a do-it-all bag that's both rugged and attractive (and cheap). At home on the battlefield and in the office, the Bail Out has YKK brand zippers, Velcro closures, a removable padded shoulder strap, and polyester... [More]

Historically, joggers have had to choose between stability and cushioning when buying running shoes. The new Nike LunarGlide+ ($100) features a "Dynamic Support" system that both cushions and stabilizes, creating a single running shoe that adapts to each step. A rear-foot wedge is paired with a lightweight but firm foam core, with welded overlays so there are no seams to... [More]

Now you can get the unique look of Lomography's Diana+ immediately with the Diana Instant Back+ ($95-$190). Available with or without the camera, the Instant Back installs onto the back of any Diana camera, allowing you to use any Diana+ lens or accessory to create photos that print out and expose in about 90 seconds, just like a Polaroid —... [More]

Finally, a modern Leatherman multi-tool that you'll actually want to carry every day. Based on the popular Skeletool, the Leatherman Freestyle ($36-$48; May 09) is a compact, lightweight pocket tool with just the essentials — a knife (with an outside-accessible blade) and pliers (with wire cutters). The small but powerful multi-tool folds up to be about the size of a... [More]

Made from reclaimed junk-yard automobile seat belts, these hand-made Seat Belt Camera Straps ($20) are a stylish and secure way to tote your camera. The straps are 2-inches wide and fully adjustable, using two slide buckles with rounded edges that won't scratch your precious SLR. The straps are available in four auto-inspired colors: Porsche Purple, Mercedes Gold, T-bird Teal, and... [More]

We've all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn't just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the pen features a pointed end, for use as a defense tool, a blunt end which... [More]

Forget the wild, alien-like looks of most fitness watches — the Suunto t3c Black Arrow ($189) is just as well-suited to the dinner table as it is to the gym. Boasting a subtle matte black body and strap, the Black Arrow features real-time heart rate and calorie consumption monitors, triathlon-friendly settings, and the ability to measure speed, distance, and cadence... [More]