Bumble and Bumble Sumo Tech
Looking for some hair product that gives strong hold while leaving your hair looking natural instead of greased-up? Try out some Bumble and Bumble Sumo Tech ($28). Recommended by Uncrate readers, this paste/wax hybrid is designed for highly textured cuts, letting you mould and re-mould... [More]
Cowhide Koozies
Keep your drinks chilled the (kinda) natural way with Cowhide Koozies ($15). These collapsable drink holders are made from high-quality neoprene, with rustic, authentic hides stitched to the outside, creating a cooling chamber that will keep a beer at 40 degrees or below for up... [More]
Mustache Pint Glass
Add a touch of whimsy to your drinking escapades with a Mustache Pint Glass ($15). These amusing vessels feature a white mustache on the side, in just the right place to make you look like you've got a serious case of foam face each time... [More]
Nalgene Flask
Whether it's water or whiskey, the Nalgene Flask ($9) is ready. A manly alternative to the company's classic plastic bottle, the leak-proof flask sports a slim profile that's better for active outdoor usage, and comes with an insulated sleeve. Its 1-ounce cap makes for quick... [More]
Burn After Reading
While it wasn't a masterpiece like their last film, the Coen brothers still came up with another dark comedy classic. Starring George Clooney, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and a hilarious Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading ($18 DVD; $27 Blu-ray) has a smart, complex... [More]
The Wrestler
The best film we've seen in a long while is coming to DVD tomorrow. The Wrestler ($17 DVD; $26 Blu-ray) stars the iconic Mickey Rourke as a bruised and battered pro grappler that is far from his 1980s glory days. Throughout the gritty movie, you're... [More]
72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit
Whether it be zombies, robots, or giant mutant guinea pigs, be prepared with the 72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit ($100). This stylish kit includes a 5-in-1 hand-crank flashlight, 2400 calories worth of food, a prepaid phone card, a hygiene kit, waterproof matches, a sleeping bag,... [More]
Kershaw Ken Onion Blur Knife
Useful in a wide variety of situations from camping to self defense, an outstanding knife belongs in every man's toolkit. The Kershaw Ken Onion Red Blur Folding Knife ($55) fits the bill nicely. Measuring only 4.5-inches when closed, the Kershaw features a 3-3/8-inch 440A stainless... [More]
Bill Gates Mug Shot Tee
Excel in this awesome Bill Gates Mug Shot Tee ($28). It features the infamous photos of a young Mr. Gates as taken by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a "traffic violation".... [More]
Phonesex
Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse of life on the side... [More]
Generation Kill
Based on the acclaimed book by Evan Wright and written for the screen by The Wire's David Simon, Generation Kill ($28) is a realistic trip inside the Iraq war like only HBO can provide. Spread across seven episodes, the mini-series follows a group of young... [More]
Lines for All Occasions Bundle
With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for... [More]
Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket
With such remarkable reviews from long-time owners, it's hard to believe we're just now hearing about the Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket ($21). This exceptional front-pocket wallet, possibly the new king of slim wallets, features three credit card slots, an ID window, a... [More]
Doane Utility Notebook
These Doane Utility Notebooks ($10/3-pack) have us shelving our Moleskines for good. Combining the best of both note-jotting worlds, the pocket-size (3.5" x 5.5") notebooks have 48 pages that sport both lines and grids, letting you write reminders neatly and draw up legible floor plans... [More]
Bumpy Pitch T-Shirts
Celebrate the history of soccer here in the States with Bumpy Pitch T-Shirts ($36). Featuring the logos of historical teams dating from the 1890's to 1980's, these super soft, 100% cotton tees feature a vintage wash for an authentic look — making them the perfect... [More]
Championship Rings
If your team got robbed this season, maybe it's time to take matters into your own hands. And these Championship Rings ($TBD) should do the trick. These authentic rings, once given to players and coaches, can now be had for your own collection. Available for... [More]
Names T-Shirts
Like John, Paul, George, and Ringo, many of our favorite bands and TV ensembles need only first name introductions. Names T-Shirts ($23) takes this idea to apparel, offering a wide variety of bands, sports teams, TV families, and more that feature nothing but the first... [More]
Sigma Skin Abdominal Toning Cream
You're not going to go from Homer to Harnett with this stuff, but it just might make your barely-there 6-pack, completely-there. Sigma Skin Abdominal Toning Cream ($56) is formulated to help prevent localized fat deposits, slightly reducing your love handles and waist size. According to... [More]
Smith Prescription Eyewear
Upgrade your specs with Smith Prescription Eyewear ($TBD). Available in seven styles ranging from semi-thick plastic to sleek titanium, you're bound to find one to match your bone structure and personal style.... [More]
Paul Frank Lumberjack Underwear
Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.... [More]
Under Armour BoxerJock
You're looking at the greatest underwear ever built for men. The Under Armour HeatGear BoxerJock ($20), available in three lengths, is lightweight with a slight compression fit that provides just enough support. The jewel of the BoxerJock is the vented "performance pouch" which keeps you... [More]
Wooster Street Meats Tees
First spotted by our keen eyed Outblush observer, Wooster Street Meats are one of the foremost purveyors of fine meat — themed T-shirts. Available in prosciutto, brasciole, capicola and soppressata flavored tees ($28-$35), these shirts are an ideal way to show the world that you're... [More]
Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen
We've all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn't just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the... [More]
Batman: The Killing Joke
It's the book Heath Ledger used to learn the true insanity of Gotham's darkest villain. Batman: The Killing Joke ($13) is considered to be the most well written and illustrated Batman comic ever. It's also the most controversial — where else will you find the... [More]
Lebowski Fest 2008
Celebrate all things Dude at the 7th annual Lebowski Fest in Louisville, Kentucky. Besides lots of bowling, ample white russians and the occasional acid flashback, this year's festivities include comedian Brian Posehn, an appearance by Liam, several music acts and movie screenings, the presentation of... [More]
Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System
Nerf darts at noon are fine and dandy, but real office warfare is done after hours in low light with the Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System ($80). The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a... [More]
Cloverfield
There's really no excuse good enough to not have seen Cloverfield in theaters, but on the off chance you didn't, you can now redeem yourself. The J.J. Abrams-produced monster flick is out today on DVD ($16) with all of Hud's dizzying camera work. By now... [More]
Modern Guilt by Beck
Just when you think Beck has covered as much musical ground as he can, he does something even crazier — like teaming with Danger Mouse to produce the roughly thirty-minute romp Modern Guilt ($10). While DM's beats are unmistakable, so is Beck's unique sound, which... [More]
Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer
It's no secret that we're die hard fans of The Wire, so when we heard that Wire creator David Simon was developing an HBO mini-series based on Manhunt: The 12-Day Chase for Lincoln's Killer ($11), we were intrigued. The book offers a tightly woven, historically... [More]
Activate Drinks
We all like to try to live healthy, and for a lot of us that means drinking vitamin-enriched fluids. Unfortunately, vitamins and other healthful ingredients deteriorate sitting in water. Activate Drinks ($9/4-pack) solve this problem by storing the vitamins and herbs as powder in a... [More]
Zotes Sunflower Seeds
Sunflower seeds are boring. Zotes Sunflower Seeds ($2) are not. Made for the seed connoisseur, Zotes' flavors include Salt & Pepper, Roasted & Salted, Dill Pickle, Beer Baked, Hot Wings, Spicy Nacho, Tequila Lime, Jalapeno, Garlic Roast, and Energy. Not only are they super-spiced, but... [More]
Masters of the Universe Classics
Celebrating 25 years of Grayskull, Mattel has launched a new line of He-Man action figures that make your 80's versions look downright dumb. The Masters of the Universe Classics ($20) are fully detailed and articulated, landing somewhere between the originals and the crazy anime-inspired ones... [More]
British Imperial Pint Glasses
Drink your ale the way it was meant to be in one of these authentic British Imperial Pint Glasses ($7). These British style pub glasses, etched with the official European Union pint seal, finally allow you to replace your oh-so-classy Budweiser frog mugs. But these... [More]
Makr Wallets
It's rare that we can say we're "blown away" by something as simple as a wallet, but Makr Wallets ($75-$150) do exactly that. Available in a variety of styles, fabrics, and patterns, all Makr Wallets are designed, patterned, and cut in-house, produced in small quantities,... [More]
Lebowski Paint By Numbers T-Shirt
This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? Mark it 8 with this Lebowski Paint By Numbers T-Shirt ($20). Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an... [More]
Redefining Wallets
Eco-friendly products made from reclaimed stuff are all the rage these days, but rarely are they as cool as these Redefining Wallets ($32-$65). These one-of-a-kind bill holders are made from random reclaimed junk, ranging from used tennis balls and tires to A-Team trading cards. Environmentally-friendly... [More]
Money-band
It's not just a rubber band. Really. The Money-band ($4) is a minimalist alternative to a money clip or wallet. Designed specifically for cash and cards, it's about 1/2 inch shorter and a little wider than a standard office rubber band, fitting your wad perfectly.... [More]
Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us
If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world... [More]
Martin + Osa
Named after famed travelers Martin and Osa Johnson, Martin + Osa is a new store from American Eagle, featuring higher-end goods and a more adult style. There's plenty to check out, from the standard polos to Ray Ban sunglasses, but with only 20 brick-and-mortar stores... [More]
Spaced - The Complete Series
Finally. Shown only in the U.K. and sold only as Region 2 DVDs, Spaced ($35) is now available for us Yankees. The brilliant British comedy stars Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes as two London twenty-somethings who pose as a "professional couple" to rent a flat... [More]
The Ninja Handbook
Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab... [More]
K-Swiss Ariake
We really like the idea of an urban performance shoe. The K-Swiss Ariake ($100) is a Free-Running shoe co-designed by the sport's gravity-defying founding father and Casino Royale star Sébastien Foucan. The Ariake features an excellent combination of support, traction, stability, cushioning, and durability, all... [More]
The Big Lebowski - 10th Anniversary Edition
The Dude is back with another special edition DVD set. The Big Lebowski - 10th Anniversary Edition (Sept. 9) is available as a standard edition ($14) and a limited edition with bowling ball packaging ($24). Besides all the extras included on past Lebowski DVD releases,... [More]
The Foot Fist Way
Made in 19 days for just $70,000, The Foot Fist Way ($20) is a hilarious comedy about delusional Tae Kwon Do instructor Fred Simmons and his attempt to retain his macho-cred (not that he has any to begin with) after he catches his wife in... [More]
Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call
Live through the next morning with a little help from Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call ($5). These effervescent tablets have ingredients that will relieve the headache and fatigue that comes with the average hangover after a long night out.... [More]
Robot Chicken: Star Wars
It may only be 23 minutes long (and available to watch for free online), but anybody who's ever seen this special episode knows it's worth owning. Nominated for an Emmy, Robot Chicken: Star Wars ($10) is some of the funniest material ever to run on... [More]
Crocs Santa Cruz
Sure, Crocs are comfortable — but they're also pretty awful-looking, at least in their normal form. The Crocs Santa Cruz ($50) break this mold by pairing the company's super-comfy croslite footbed to a tough canvas upper, leaving you with a shoe that feels great on... [More]
One Day As A Lion
Yet another kickass Rage Against the Machine offshoot has emerged in One Day as a Lion. On their self-titled debut EP ($5), Rage frontman Zack de la Rocha and former Mars Volta drummer Jon Theodore mix de la Rocha's unique brand of yelling/rapping with Theodore's... [More]
Wahl Self-Cut Clippers
Perfect for those hard to reach spaces, the Wahl Self-Cut Clipper ($41) can have you looking sharp and feeling slick. This 17-piece kit features a rotating head and ergonomic shape to make sure you don't develop emotional trauma from botched haircuts. And it's rechargeable, cordless... [More]
Gangsters - The Ultimate Film Collection
You should already own at least two of the films in this set, but in the off chance you're one of those TBS-edited movie watchers, here's your chance to make up for it. Gangsters - The Ultimate Film Collection ($49) includes four criminally great movies... [More]
The Best of Radiohead
This is as big a "no-brainer" as you're going to find. The Best of Radiohead ($20; June 3) is a 2 CD set of the big R's best, from Pablo Honey through Hail to the Thief, along with a bonus disc featuring 13 tracks not... [More]
Tonino Lamborghini Cigar Lighters & Cutter
You may not drive one, but you can light one. Dedicated smokers can really do no better the Tonino Lamborghini Cigar Lighters & Cutter ($150-$175). They're as precision engineered as the cars, and equally as sexy. Our favorite, the Forza lighter (left), has a push... [More]
AK Ice Tray
Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever.... [More]
Colorware Guitar Hero Guitars
Sick of showing up for GH gigs with the same ol' axe as everyone else? Stand out in the crowd with a Custom-Painted Guitar Hero Guitar from Colorware ($100 and up send-in, $200 and up new). Available in Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3 variations, you... [More]
Feed the Animals by Girl Talk
The master of mashup Greg Gillis (aka Girl Talk) has returned with the highly anticipated followup to 2006's Night Ripper. Feed the Animals is like a musical scavenger hunt, mashing Faith No More with Busta Rhymes and innumerable other less-than-obvious combinations. Additionally, it's likely the... [More]
Kinesio Tex Tape
If you happened to see one of Kerri Walsh's beach volleyball matches during the Olympics, you were probably wondering what was on her shoulder. Answer? Kinesio Tex Tape ($15). This special tape applies compression to the skin, offering relief from pain, correcting muscle and joint... [More]
Quiksilver MPH Watch
With a smooth stainless steel bezel and a perforated polyurethane band, the Quiksilver MPH Watch ($125) will look right at home on the wrist of any driver. Its bezel goes out beyond the ring of the face itself, extending all the way to the edges,... [More]
Oakley Flying Tigers Collection
The Flying Tigers took to the sky only 12 days after Pearl Harbor to kick Japanese ass and earn WWII glory. Oakley pays tribute to the legendary aviators with their Flying Tigers Collection, which features special edition graphics and bold apparel designs. Included are the... [More]
Calvin Klein Tech Cool Underwear
To stop Swamp Ass™ in its tracks, pull on some Calvin Klein Tech Cool Underwear. Made of anti-microbial, temperature-regulating stretch cotton, this underwear wicks away moisture to keep you less soggy on those long walks to the office. Shown left to right are the Tech... [More]
Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's
Peruse the first decade of Playboy in 21st century style. With Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's ($60), you get every issue and every page in one searchable digital archive. The included Bondi Reader software (Mac/PC) lets you easily browse, search, and save the collection,... [More]
Master Chief Collector’s Costume
Need a Halloween costume to end all others for this year's office costume contest? No worries, just don this Master Chief Collector’s Costume ($630). Officially licensed, the outfit includes a quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, a two-piece helmet, gauntlets, and boot tops. All you need... [More]
Puma Madison Evo Sneaker
You can be understated without being boring. For an example, check out the Puma Madison Evo Sneaker ($90). A simple monotone upper hides the signature racetrack stripes and helps the sporty styling of the shoe blend in with more serious attire. Fun, yet functional.... [More]
Mayan Hammock
Slow down this summer and kick back in a Mayan Hammock ($85). More comfortable and easier to control than regular rope hammocks, the massive 10 ft. by 7 ft. hammock accommodates at least two people and can hold up to 800 pounds, meaning it can... [More]
J.Crew Tribeca Men's Shop
Tomorrow at the site of the long-closed Liquor Store bar in New York City, J.Crew will hold the grand opening of its first mens-only store. The Tribeca Men's Shop, located at 235 West Broadway, has a classic feel, to say the least. The shop retains... [More]
Big Vinyl Yeti
Looking for something to guard your barren desk during the winter months? The Big Vinyl Yeti ($90) will take the job, standing high above your hard drives and sharpies, this 9.5-inch figure features posable arms and a removable light-up torch. It's limited to 1000 and... [More]
Walther NightHawk Air Pistol
Ditch that old school Wal-Mart BB gun and upgrade your armaments with the Walther NightHawk Air Pistol ($160). With a badass look that would be at home in any secret agent's arsenal, the NightHawk features a red dot sight with 11 brightness settings, a CO2... [More]
True Romance – Director’s Cut
Violent, hilarious, and too often overlooked, True Romance - Director's Cut ($22) is a terrific thriller with a smart screenplay by Uncrate god Quentin Tarantino, who sold the script to help fund Reservoir Dogs. Featuring great performances by Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Brad... [More]
Gypsy Belt
Whether you're a gypsy, drifter, biker, or just want a little extra protection on your person, check out the Gypsy Belt ($125-$150). This sharp-looking (get it?) accessory starts as a one-piece buckle with one squared end and one sharpened, dagger-like end, available in a variety... [More]
Chinese Democracy by Guns N' Roses
We're not holding our breath, but Guns N' Roses' long-awaited and much-delayed new album is scheduled for release this month. Chinese Democracy ($12; Nov. 23) has been in the making for around 14 years now, with each leak sounding different than the previous one. Axl... [More]
Juno
Juno ($16 DVD; $28 Blu-ray) is one of those rare films that teeters on the edge of being a chick flick, but manages to execute its plot effectively enough to avoid sappiness and achieve pure greatness. Not to mention it was by far the funniest... [More]
Duct Tape Bandages
Forget the flesh colored Band-Aids, and opt for some man-approved Duct Tape Bandages ($4). Made from real 3M duct tape, these adhesive bandages are more durable than standard ones, and are even longer to wrap around your sausage fingers.... [More]
BeerTender
Sure, the DraughtKeg is handy, but it's also a little messy, and takes up quite a bit of room in the fridge. The Heineken BeerTender ($180) solves these problems by serving as a standalone beer-serving machine, made especially for the 5L DraughtKeg. Co-developed by Krups... [More]
Emporio Armani Underwear
Bulge it like Beckham in some Emporio Armani Underwear. Macy's is currently carrying the entire range of revealing adult underoos — choose from the Natural Cotton Brief ($13), Stretch Cotton Boxer Brief ($22), Stretch Cotton Brief ($20), All Over Logo Brief ($25), Stretch Fashion Low... [More]
CBS Scene
Despite the knee snap heard round the world, there is one bright spot for the Patriot's season. CBS Scene, located next to Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, is a just-opened restaurant and bar designed around the common goal of watching TV while eating. In addition to... [More]
Amsterdam Track Jacket
As much as we wish we could take a trip there once a year “for about a month, just to hang out” — like Mia Wallace — at least we can wear some clothes showing our inner desires. The Amsterdam Track Jacket from Lucky Brand... [More]
Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo
Take a break from the over-produced world of studio recordings and step inside the mind of a songwriter with Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo ($13). Much more than a collection of Weezer demos, Alone is unrehearsed, raw, and features a low-fi sound that... [More]
Thriller 25 by Michael Jackson
To celebrate the 25th anniversary of the world's best-selling album, Mr. fake nose is releasing Thriller 25 ($15), a new remastered edition with seven bonus tracks. The new songs include remixes from Kanye West, Fergie, will.i.am and Akon, along with a previously unreleased track from... [More]
N-ice Rack
Continuing our look into beer pong tech, we bring you the N-ice Rack ($20/2-pack). The N-ice rack is a freezable beer pong cup rack designed to keep cups in perfect formation on the table while maintaining a cold beer temperature through out the game. It's... [More]
CB2 Home Wine Bar
CB2 has put together an excellent collection of affordable pieces to create your own wine bar at home. Just order the below for instant adult living. You'll need a couple Bongo High Dining Tables ($300), some Bongo Barstools ($139), two Factory Pendant Lamps ($100), a... [More]
Bach Rescue Remedy
We're always suspicious of stuff like this, but there are an awful lot of 5-star user reviews for this to be a total hoax. Based on the Bach Flower Remedies — 38 plant and flower-based natural remedies created in the 1930's by an English doctor... [More]
Bean Town T-Shirt
It might have Celtic green graphics, but this tee will let you pay your respect to all the great Boston teams that have whipped ass this year. Made by our friends at Homage, this buttery soft Bean Town T-Shirt ($32) will instantly become your new... [More]
Converse One Star
There's nothing wrong with affordable style. Except it's just so damn hard to find. For the budget conscience, Converse has launched its new One Star collection. There are several choice pieces, but we scouted the One Star Military Jacket ($40), One Star Woven Shirt ($25),... [More]
The Official Filthy Rich Handbook
Have more money than you know what to do with? Here's the guide you've been waiting for. The Official Filthy Rich Handbook ($12) is a sometimes tongue-in-cheek, always straight-forward guide to living the good life. From how to properly name a house to a list... [More]
Ireland Track Jacket
This reproduction Ireland Track Jacket ($75) from Blue Marlin would be perfect for a summer evening cookout when the temp drops to nipple-hardening levels. It features a suave stand-up color and full-length zipper with an embroidered "Ireland" logo across the chest. It also has a... [More]
Goonies Action Figures
Stage your own search for One-Eyed Willie's gold, right in your cubicle, with this set of Goonies action figures ($13 each). Mezco Toyz and Warner Bros. have teamed up to release these first-ever official Goonies figures. Take your pick from Sloth, Data, Mouth, Chunk, and... [More]
Indoor Bocce Ball Game
We're big fans of indoor games, and even bigger fans of those that double as decoration. The Indoor Boho Bocce-Ball Game ($100) is a great example of this. Colorful balls, handmade in Nepal from 100% wool felt, spend their non-gaming time in a simple decorative... [More]
Redken For Men Outplay Texture Putty
Redken For Men Outplay Texture Putty ($14) provides piecey style and chunky separation. The wax putty finishes with strong flexible hold and a non-greasy matte finish. Found in salons only.... [More]
Banana Republic Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket
Just because it’s summertime doesn’t mean that it won’t get chilly during the evenings — and to stay stylish during those windy nights on the beach (or drunk in the middle of a field, whatever) we recommend the Two-Pocket Shirt Jacket from Banana Republic ($98).... [More]
Vintage Trophies
Bring some history to your den with a couple Vintage Trophies ($85-$425). Start your collection with one of these — Hollywood Business Men's Club First Annual Golf Tournament, Floral Parade Dinty Moore Corn Beef Special Prize (seriously), L.C.C. 1923 Tennis L. Webster, Call's Piano Playing... [More]
Mighty Muggs
Hasbro is bringing the urban vinyl toy market to the mainstream with the affordable Mighty Muggs ($10-$15). "Made from 100% recycled awesome," these chunky 6-inch tall toys are currently available in Star Wars and Marvel characters. Choose from Chewie, Darth Vader, Han, Luke, Mace Windu,... [More]
Vans Johnny Ramone Signature Collection
Show your love for a punk rock legend with the Vans Johnny Ramone Signature Collection. Included in the limited edition collection is a Johnny Ramone Tee ($22), Johnny Ramone Skinny Jeans ($65), and Johnny Ramone Classic Slip-on ($50).... [More]
Police Squad! The Complete Series
Forget The Naked Gun — if you want to know the real Frank Drebin, pick up Police Squad! The Complete Series ($18). It packs all six episodes of the classic TV cop show spoof, complete with an all-new interview with series star Leslie Nielsen, and... [More]
Adidas Dale Earnhardt Jr. Gear
Along with his team, sponsor, and number change this year, it looks like Dale Jr. also scored an endorsement deal with Adidas. The company is currently selling a large selection of Dale Jr. gear, including this soccer-meets-Nascar Dale Jr. Track jacket ($75). Even though your... [More]
Dirty Harry: Ultimate Collector's Edition
Test your luck with one of the greatest cop series of all-time in Dirty Harry: Ultimate Collector's Edition ($90; June 3). Featuring all five of the Dirty Harry films — Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, The Enforcer, Sudden Impact, and The Dead Pool — for the... [More]
Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch
Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you... [More]
Umbro by Kim Jones England Coach Jacket
Even though it was officially scored as an own-goal, Beckham's superb free kick at the beginning of Saturday's game versus Paraguay got us running around the house screaming as if we were rabid football fans sitting in a London pub. To celebrate the 1-0 victory,... [More]
Slusho T-Shirt
If you sat through a couple showings of the tremendously awesome Cloverfield over the weekend, you probably caught Rob Hawkins' bro sporting this Slusho T-Shirt ($18). So what is Slusho? Spotted in everything from Heroes to Alias, it's a fictional drink made by the Japanese... [More]
Fake Gift Boxes
Got a gift that's too good to give away in the box it came in? Fool your recipient with a Fake Gift Box from The Onion ($20/4-pack). This terrific collection of boxes for ridiculous fictitious products — we're particular fans of the Visor-ganizer — is... [More]
National Geographic Global Travel Jacket
If anyone knows what the perfect travel jacket requires, it's National Geographic. Putting to good use their century of travel experience, they've created the National Geographic Global Travel Jacket ($150). The wrinkle-resistant blazer is made from Teflon-treated cotton, rendering it water-repellent and stain-resistant. Features include... [More]
Eros and Psyche Necklace
Here's a Valentine's Day gift for both you and your sig. other: the Eros and Psyche Necklace from Sugarcane ($285). The necklace is actually a pair of sterling silver necklaces that, when placed together, form a heart — a manly, pointy heart, that is. Inspired... [More]
Flight Attendants
If you've ever been on a commercial flight, you've no doubt seen the subjects of this amazing collection of photographs. Flight Attendants by Brian Finke ($23) shows these maids of the skies in and out of uniform, on the job, at school and at home,... [More]
Reef Greenwall Sandal
Made from eco-friendly materials, the Reef Greenwall Sandal ($45) makes a great addition to your summer wardrobe. It features an organic cotton and hemp upper, with a recycled footbed and sole, along with renewable embroidery threads and water-based logo paints. Add in anatomical arch support... [More]
Eastern Promises
We hadn't heard too much about Eastern Promises until Viggo Mortensen's recent Oscar nomination, but damn is this movie good. With a gripping story revolving around the Russian mob, a dead hooker and her baby, and a midwife in London, the movie has a classic... [More]
Prophopot
Looking for a better place to store your rubbers than a bedside drawer? Keep them handy and safe inside a Prophopot ($30). This five-inch circular storage device comes in seven different colors to match your decor, and has a lid designed to look like a... [More]
Taters of the Lost Ark
You've already got Opti-Mash Prime and Darth Tater on your shelf, so why not Indiana Spuds? Taters of the Lost Ark ($15) is the latest movie-themed addition to Playskool's classic Mr. Potato Head line. This Indy version features his fedora, jacket and bullwhip. Press his... [More]
Plantarium Single Vial Garden Lab
As stocking stuffers go, there's few cooler than the Plantarium Single Vial Garden Lab ($10). This slender test tube features a nutritive and non-toxic gel created in collaboration with NASA scientists that allows you to watch your plant grow, both above and below the surface.... [More]
Timberland Boot Company
The Timberland Boot Company collection ($225-$300) offers vintage styling reminiscent of what the first Timberland boots may have looked like, had the company been making shoes in the 1940's. Nordstrom is currently carrying six rugged, casual and distressed styles, including our favorites shown above, the... [More]
Industrial Re-pollution T-Shirt
DesignGive, an online T-shirt shop that donates a portion of sales to charities, takes on the poisoning of our planet with the Industrial Re-pollution T-Shirt ($15). Only 200 of these special edition tees will be printed and are only available by pre-order. When placing your... [More]
Duck Bill Money Clip
The Duck Bill Money Clip ($33) may just be the best money clip we've ever tried. Crafted of spring tension steel in the good ol' U.S. of A., the Duck Bill can hold quite a bit of stuff — like 60 folded bills or 7... [More]
Jake and Amir
If we could buy stock in one thing this year, it would be Jake and Amir. These guys are going to be huge. The CollegeHumor co-workers have, hands-down, the most awkwardly hilarious web video show known to man. It's kinda like The Office, but if... [More]
Clae Shoes
We hadn't heard of Clae before, but their Spring 2008 Collection makes us wish we had. The anti-corporate shoe maker has 10 styles in their new collection ($60-$135), all available in several different colorways. Our favs shown here are the Garvey, Langston, and Blakey.... [More]
Jack Bauer Gear
There's simply no denying that 24's Jack Bauer is the biggest bad-ass on television. For six horrible days now, Jack and the CTU team have been there for the fictional United States, saving all the sinners in real-time from terrorist after terrorist. In order to... [More]
The Simpsons Movie
While it took years to finally get TV's favorite animated family to the big screen, it only took a few months for The Simpsons Movie ($16; $28 on Blu-ray) to hit your screen at home. Filled with laughs, the movie follows Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa,... [More]
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
While this 2 hour and 40 minute epic was nearly ruined by its long runtime, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ($17 DVD; $25 Blu-Ray) turns out to be a terrifically moody story about the dangers of hero-worship and the obligatory... [More]
Proposition 3-17
Help make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday by signing Guinness' Proposition 3-17. In order to present the petition to Congress, Guinness needs 1 million signatures by midnight on March 16th. So let's help them out. Sign the petition online or text "SIGN" to 65579.... [More]
Mistakes Men Make
We all know about common male mistakes, and we're all guilty of making them from time to time. Mistakes Men Make ($11) is a guide to avoiding these chick-flick cliches, packed with tips and do's and don'ts, covering everything from home decor to personal hygiene... [More]
Zippo Blu Lighter
After 75 years, the classic Zippo is finally getting an upgrade. The Zippo Blu Lighter ($33-$59) is a blue flame butane torch lighter that sports a great new profile but retains the trademark flint-wheel. Targeted at cigar smokers, the Blu lighter doesn't emit the odor... [More]
Burton Mess Pack
We've had a hankering for wool lately, and the Burton Mess Pack Messenger ($80) fits the bill. Made from — you guessed it — felted wool, the bag features a modular strap system, full lining, plenty of pockets and interior space, Velcro flap fasteners with... [More]
Dior Homme Aviator Sunglasses
While we tend to think the $3.99 gas station aviators are the best, these Dior Homme Aviator Sunglasses ($225) are looking pretty awesome too. With a black frame and dark UV400 lenses, the Italy-made shades have just the right amount of modern upgrades.... [More]
Ruehl Spring Collection
We've been waiting for Ruehl to launch its online store, so now that it's open, we thought we'd kickoff our coverage with a look at the Spring Collection ($20-$150). Standouts include the Mercer Low Rise Boot Jeans ($98), Astor Place Trunks ($58), the Leigthon Hoodie... [More]
No Country for Old Men
Based on the bestselling novel by Cormac McCarthy, one of our greatest living novelists, Lebowski fathers the Coen brothers delivered one of the best films of 2007 and their own best since O Brother, Where Art Thou?. No Country for Old Men ($16 DVD; $24... [More]
The ISIS
Part Rubik's Cube, part hieroglyphics, The ISIS ($200) has been called "the most difficult puzzle ever." Each handcrafted aluminum orb features a unique set of etched hieroglyphics which must be positioned — using 10 encrypted clues as a guide — in the right combination to... [More]
AMC Best Picture Showcase
Get caught up on all the recent movie buzz with an all-day showing of the 2008 Best Picture Oscar nominees. On Saturday, Feb. 23, the AMC Best Picture Showcase ($30) will let you waste your entire day watching all five nominees — Michael Clayton, There... [More]
Vintage Red
Vintage Red is a great casual men's clothier we recently learned of. With three themed collections — Military Neutrals, Coastal Living, and South of France — the company's current offerings mostly feature long sleeve and short sleeve button ups and tees in great washes with... [More]
Playboy December 1953 Reprint
They're going for upwards of two grand on eBay, but you can get an exact, Marilyn-rific reproduction for a lot less. The Playboy December 1953 Reprint ($25) lets you own the first issue of Playboy ever, with every article, advertisement and photograph — including Ms.... [More]
Hulu
YouTube is great for stuff like this and this. But not so great when you're wanting to watch the episode of The Simpsons you missed last week. Following an extended beta period, Hulu is here to help. A joint venture of NBC Universal and the... [More]
Beer Can Ring
Subtle Beer Can Rings ($40) from Elsewares show your appreciation for suds without wearing a gaudy ballcap or T-shirt. Made from sterling silver and real beer (or pop) cans, they come in 10 different designs, including Budweiser, Guinness, PBR, Miller High Life, Boddington's, and Murphy's.... [More]
Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces
The idea of subway tokens is a little old-fashioned, but the idea of subway tokens being used for necklaces is right on time. Hanger 3 Subway Token Necklaces ($20) feature transit tokens from all across the country, from D.C. to Beaumont, TX. The tokens are... [More]
Labels Are For Jars John Varvatos Skullcap
Help feed the hungry while staying warm in this Labels Are For Jars John Varvatos Skullcap ($20). It's part of the Labels Are For Jars project, which raises money to help feed hungry people living in Lawrence, MA, one of the poorest cities in the... [More]
Brawndo
The Thirst Mutilator is making the jump from the big screen to your local 7-Eleven. As you'll recall, Brawndo was the sports drink that replaced water, even for crop irrigation (it's got what plants crave!), in Mike Judge's cult hit Idiocracy. Well, starting next week,... [More]
Ray-Ban Aviator Sunglasses
"License and Registration please." Not normally a message one wants to hear, even if it is coming from an officer sporting these stylish shades. The Aviator Sunglasses from Ray-Ban ($100) have long been associated with law enforcement types, yet have managed to remain hip. What... [More]
McDonald's Grimace "Vomit POW" Print
Besides being one of the coolest pieces of pop-culture commentary art we’ve seen this century, the "Vomit POW" print (19” x 25”) by Future Relic ($35) is affordable, especially considering this is a limited edition of 200 and each piece is individually numbered and signed.... [More]
HomeHero Fire Extinguisher
The biggest problem with fire extinguishers might be that they're never around when you need them, since their looks demand placement in a cabinet, closet, or garage. Except for the HomeHero Fire Extinguisher ($TBA). With sleek, modern styling and ergonomics that allow for one-handed use,... [More]
Tooled Leather Cuff
This Tooled Leather Cuff ($16) features a "leafy design" and is slightly adjustable (two sets of snaps). Note to skinny chaps like myself: This is not for you. This cuff, which measures 9 inches long and 1.75 inches wide, will make your arm look like... [More]
Belt Buckle Knife
Need a blade handy but don't like having one in bouncing around in your pocket? Look no farther than the Belt Buckle Knife ($70). It features a three and a quarter inch blade, which quickly detaches from its magnetic holder and opens even faster. Just... [More]
Bottle Opener / Fridge Magnet
We all have magnets on our fridge, but most of them don't have half the utility of this one. The Bottle Opener / Fridge Magnet ($27) is a great-looking addition to your beer drinking arsenal, and comes in four different colors to match your kitchen's... [More]
Roger Federer Gear
Nobody's as good on the court as Roger Federer — and nobody's as classy and stylish on his way to and from the court as Federer. In honor of his fifth consecutive Wimbledon championship and the five-set epic battle yesterday against Rafael Nadal, we bring... [More]
Custom Beer Pong Balls
You're not a pro Beer Pong player until you roll up with your own customized balls from Adam's Balls. A perfect match for the Official Beer Pong Table, and the most intimidation money can buy, these Custom Beer Pong Balls (from $56 for 25 balls)... [More]
David Beckham LA Galaxy Jersey
Be ready for the most anticipated U.S. soccer moment in history with an official David Beckham Los Angeles Galaxy Jersey ($80). The Adidas ClimaCool home jersey sports "Beckham 23" across back and the Galaxy patch and Herbalife sponsor logo on the front. Posh Spice not... [More]
Crow Bottle Opener
This isn't just some cheap, gas station-bought bottle opener. Using four-century old Nambu Tekki techniques, this Crow Bottle Opener ($25) is made by artisans of northern Japan who turn iron ore into something special to open your Heinekens with.... [More]
Dawn of the Dude T-Shirt
You can't get much more undude than being one of the undead. Go Ape Shirts combines two of our all-time favorite things with the Dawn of the Dude T-Shirt ($18). The Big Lebowski-zombie mash-up tee definitely wins the award for "Shirt mostly likely to be... [More]
Pirate Scope
Being successful as a pirate was as much about sailing as it was about looting and pillaging, and to be a good sailor, you've got to know where you're going. The Pirate Scope ($70) is much like the ones used in the pirates' heyday, but... [More]
Long-Sleeved England Beckham Home Jersey
Get ready for World Cup 2006 with this piece of kit from across the pond. Made by Umbro, the Long-Sleeved England Beckham Home Jersey ($107) features the name and number of England's captain across the back, as well as the official England team patch and... [More]
Gold's Gym Gear
Even if you sometimes need help opening the pickle jar, this new gear from Gold's Gym is still definitely worth a look. We got our hands on their Track Jacket ($40) and matching Track Pant ($35) and were really impressed with the quality and fit.... [More]
Hercules 400 Laser
Whether you want a beam powerful enough to melt through plastic, or just need something to light up the night sky, the Hercules 400 Laser ($3000) will get the job done. This handheld laser is capable of all sorts of laser-based mischief — like igniting... [More]
Douglas Hammers
Whether you're framing your new "Man Room" addition or just hanging some new artwork, these sleek Douglas Hammers ($60-$70) will do the job. Designed for pro carpenters and do-it-yourselfers alike, the hammers feature an exclusive H2IT (Head-Handle Interface Technology), which makes them stronger and more... [More]
Nirvana: Unplugged in New York
A relic from when MTV actually aired programming worth watching, the Unplugged series was a showcase of terrific performances from a number of high-profile artists, perhaps none more legendary than Nirvana: Unplugged in New York ($12). Finally available on DVD, the performance is nothing less... [More]
The Wire
With the release of Season 4 ($49) this month on DVD, we figured it was a good time to remind you that if you're not watching The Wire, you're simply an idiot. The gritty and brilliant Baltimore crime drama makes network cop shows look like... [More]
Brooklyn Photocuff
It seems like we’ve been wearing art and photography across our chests now for years, but the only way to sport pics on your wrist has been through a custom watch — but not anymore. Now you can wear up to four of your favorite... [More]
Andy Warhol Tomato Soup Cans
Andy Warhol is one of our favorite artists here at Uncrate, so we're thrilled to see this line of officially licensed Andy Warhol Campbell's Tomato Soup Cans ($12 each). Each one actually contains soup, and is covered with authentic reproductions of Warhol-designed labels, printed on... [More]
The Sports Book
Despite many guys' love of sports, invariably some go misunderstood as we bask in the glories of our professional sports heroes. The Sports Book ($24) names itself "The definitive guide to every sport," and it doesn't disappoint. Containing rules and game-winning strategies for more than... [More]
Pin-up Girl Cufflinks
We love women here at Uncrate, and we’ve found another tasteful way to show our appreciation — these Pin-up Girl Cufflinks from Paul Smith ($135). They're made from polished stainless steel with a porcelain center and feature a revolving foot. The vintage inspired pin-up girl... [More]
Rude Man Hair Soap
Rude Man Hair Soap ($14) is an awesomely-named big, black bar that combines shampoo, conditioner and body wash. Every hair on your body will appreciate this death metal cleanser.... [More]
Marc by Marc Jacobs Reverse Stripe Suit
This modern-cut suit has a unique reverse stripe pattern that will help you stand out a bit at the office. The aptly named Marc by Marc Jacobs Reverse Stripe Suit (jacket $398; trousers $238) comes in separate pieces in case you just want to roll... [More]
40 oz Cozy
Keep your King Cobra cool to the last drop with a 40 oz Cozy ($9). Constructed of neoprene with a possible gang-related design, the super size cozy has a handle for making your favorite malt treat even easier to handle. There ain't nothing like a... [More]
Street Sign Keychain
In our youth, a stolen street sign on your wall gave you all the street cred you needed. Now, all you need to keep the respect of your nieces and nephews is the Street Sign Keychain ($10). Made in Providence, RI — where it’s apparently... [More]
Gun Mug
Daydream about killing your annoying cubicle neighbor with this hardcore Gun Mug ($16). Choose your weapon — black with platinum trigger or white with gold-plated trigger.... [More]
MLB Urns & Caskets
Bask in your eternal team colors in one of these officially-licensed Major League Baseball Urns and Caskets ($TBD). Sure, it's a little morbid, but we bet at least a couple of you Sox or Yankee fans are bookmarking this page for later arrangements.... [More]
Singelringen
For as long as we know, it has been customary for married couples to wear their wedding rings, signifying their union while letting everyone know their status. Unfortunately for those that are single, there is no good way to tell who’s in a relationship and... [More]
DKNY Glasses
This Uncrate editor is currently on a lengthy search for a new pair of eyeglasses. This weekend, I was a little surprised to find that the local Lens Crafters had a big selection of name brands, including DKNY, Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Versace, and Ray-Ban.... [More]
Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds
Because you never bought it "just for the articles," you can now page through more than 600 beauties inside Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds ($315). Starting with Marilyn herself, this huge collector's edition book has every centerfold from every issue, presented exactly as they appeared in... [More]
G.I. Joe Cobra Patch
If you were a young boy during the early 80s, you no doubt had an obsession with G.I. Joe toys. We were such fans that you can still find our 7-foot long aircraft carrier out in the garage, along with buckets of figures and way... [More]
Volcom Ransom Hooded Twill Blazer
This may officially signal the end for the blazer-and-hoodie duo, but for anyone who wants the look without the fuss, the Volcom Ransom Hooded Twill Blazer ($85) will do perfectly. It features a finely striped black blazer with a matching black hoodie (or at least... [More]
Paul Smith Rectangle Oval Aviator
If the classic aviator style isn't your thing, check out this modern pair from Paul Smith. The Rectangle Oval Aviators ($300) have a great angular shape, mirrored lenses, and Smith's signature multi-colored stripes. Plus, you'll be exempt from all Maverick jokes.... [More]
Elfcraft Bracelet
It's pretty hard to find classy-looking leather bracelets, but the Elfcraft Bracelet ($98) is exactly that. Made of aged brown leather that has softened over time, its rich color makes for the perfect accent to the sterling silver closures. Finally, a good-looking leather bracelet that... [More]
The Annotated Godfather: The Complete Screenplay
The king of all mob movies gets the royal treatment in The Annotated Godfather: The Complete Screenplay ($20). A fully authorized, annotated, and illustrated edition of the complete screenplay, this tome includes more than 200 pictures from the film, along with anecdotes and tales from... [More]
Leather Cuff
Yes, we know you can get them all over the place — but it’s hard to find leather cuffs that you won’t see on every skater-wannabe you pass. The Leather Cuff by Marty Flint ($35) features a three inch wide base, with two sturdy metal... [More]
Testosterone Keychain
If there's anything in the world manly enough to hang with your keys, it's gotta be this. The Testosterone Keychain ($22) is a 3" pewter recreation of the molecular structure of the male sex hormone, attached to a black anodized steel spring ring to hold... [More]
Skull and Cross Necklace
Skulls and crosses — two symbols that permeate our culture everywhere you go, but rarely seen in tandem. The Ebony Bead w/Large Skull & Cross Necklace by Luis Morais ($235) is 28” of ebony beads with a cross at the bottom of the necklace and... [More]
Tiffany Metropolis Link Bracelet
Finding manly, stylish bracelets isn't easy. Finding them at Tiffany's is next to impossible. The Tiffany Metropolis Link Bracelet ($375) breaks this mold with strong, rectangular links in sparkling sterling silver. At 7.5" long, it's plenty big enough to fit the meatiest of wrists, and... [More]
G.I. Joe 25th Anniversary Sets
Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions of the originals, with the... [More]
Gonzo: The Life of Hunter S. Thompson
The Good Doctor has been dead for a few years now, but thanks to a new biography by Jann Wenner and Corey Seymour, you can relive his glory days from the comfort of your own living room. Gonzo: The Life Hunter S. Thompson ($20) follows... [More]
Nerf Weather Blitz Football
Adverse winter weather conditions always make for better backyard football games. If you're like us and look forward to heading home for the holidays so you can partake in some icy pigskin, then you should pick up one of these balls. The Nerf Weather Blitz... [More]
Belt Lighter
While this belt won't make it past airport security, it very well might make you feel like Batman the next time someone asks for a light. The Belt Lighter ($26) features a buckle that holds a removable lighter, letting you keep some fire with you... [More]
Black Max Football & Baseball Gear
It's nowhere near football season, but that's no reason not to have a backyard game with the hardcore Black Max Football ($10). This Nerf-killer lets you throw super tight spirals farther than any other traditional foam football thanks to its spin ring, heavier weight and... [More]
Sawdust by The Killers
Vegas rock boys The Killers are back with a great compilation of B-sides, rarities and remixes. Some of the standouts on the 17-track Sawdust ($10) include "Shadowplay" (a Joy Division cover), "Tranquilize" (a new song recorded with Lou Reed), and "Leave the Bourbon On the... [More]
Madballs
Alongside the Garbage Pail Kids in the pantheon of questionable children's toys from long ago sit the Madballs ($6). These super-gross bouncy balls are being re-issued with the original designs, including Skull Face, Screamin' Meemie, Slobulus, Hornhead, and Bash Brain (formerly known as "Crack Head"),... [More]
Stewart/Colbert '08 T-Shirt
Show your support for the fake news party with this awesome Stewart/Colbert '08 T-Shirt ($18). Democrats, Repulicans, greenies, crazy church people... they're all the same. But having Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert running the country? Oh yeah, we'd once again be proud to be born... [More]
28 Weeks Later
Being huge fans of 28 Days Later, we were expecting the worst for this sequel, which has a new cast and director. Surprisingly, 28 Weeks Later ($18) turned out to be, possibly, better than the original (as the quote on the DVD box says). Taking... [More]
Rocksmith
We're a little perplexed by a lot of the urban streetwear scene, but we for sure can get behind this brand. Rocksmith is "Japanese street couture blendid with New York City swagger" and "the ultimate Mixtape of classic and futuristic cuts, fabrics, Music styles and... [More]
Tul Gel Pens
They're not the most expensive pens around, but these new Tul Gel Pens ($5/4-pack) sure do write and feel great. Fine tuned for precision writing, the pens have a metal tip for balance, a rubberized grip, and each pen is hand-tested to check writing performance.... [More]
I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski
Finally, the book that us Achievers have been waiting for. I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski: Life, The Big Lebowski, and What Have You ($11; Aug. 21) is the definitive guide to all things Dude. Put together by the bums who started Lebowski Fest, the... [More]
Quiksilver Ignighted Fedora
Mix things up a bit this weekend by adding this Ignighted Fedora Hat ($33) from Quiksilver to your evening ensemble. A textured knit pattern, twill headband, and metal badge make sure that this modern take on the century-old classic stands out from the crowd.... [More]
Superbad - Unrated
From the mind that brought you The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up comes a raunchy, heartfelt coming of age story. Superbad ($23) stars Arrested Development standout Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as a pair of pals who embark on a hi-jinks-filled mission to get laid... [More]
American Eagle Custom Hoodies
Put your inner fashion designer to work and create your own one-of-a-kind AE hoodie. The American Eagle Custom Hoodies ($50) are put together from your choice of 10 different body colors and 15 different thread colors. You also pick the logo style and can add... [More]
Flux Capacitor
Back to the Future fans, your day has arrived. The Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Replica ($220) is a high-tech recreation of the heart of Doc Brown's time machine, featuring full lighting effects and adjustable power settings. Each 16-inch by 12-inch replica also comes... [More]
Ring Thing
If you've ever been a guest bartender at an event or a bar, you know how much of a beating your hands can take from opening bottle after bottle. The Ring Thing ($8) helps to alleviate this problem with it's simple stainless band design that... [More]
Magnetic Ring
When it comes to rings, we like them simple, elegant, and with a good fit. The Magnetic Ring ($25) offers all those. Made from three nickel-plated, powerfully magnetic arches that can be added or removed to fit, it also comes with four spacers of different... [More]
Official Beer Pong Table
We're not sure if the college drunks we know need a "professional grade" beer pong table, but we're here to show you one nonetheless. This Official 8' Beer Pong Table ($125) is regulation sized and extremely portable (2'x2') when folded up. The table sports a... [More]
American Apparel Vinyl Weekender Bag
From the T-shirt gods at American Apparel comes this roomy Vinyl Weekender Bag ($54). The duffle-style bag is perfect for those casual trips down to Vegas or to the Cowboys game.... [More]
Konzuk Metalwear Ring
It may have a name more befitting some obscure electronics component, but the ring more than makes up for any beauty the name may lack. The Konzuk Metalwear KMR130-p Ring ($170) makes a perfect color-coordinating accessory for your favorite ensembles. Made from stainless steel, the... [More]
Colby Leather Valet
Almost every guy we know of has a drawer somewhere in their house where they keep the contents of their pockets when it's time to change into house clothes. Now you can get that stuff organized with the Colby Leather Valet ($39). It has three... [More]
Hot Fuzz
From the makers of Shaun of the Dead — our favorite zombie flick of all-time — comes this hilarious British action-comedy. Referencing a number of over-the-top American action movies, Hot Fuzz ($17; July 31) tells the story of a supercop from London who's transplanted in... [More]
Pennyroyal Silver
If you're going to be bold enough to wear some jewelry, you should be smart enough not to buy some mass-produced crap from Abercrombie or Macy's. Instead, let the one-man team behind Pennyroal Silver help you accessorize with some cred. Pennyroyal's pure silver pendant necklaces... [More]
Koyono Slimmy Wallets
We've been preaching the gospel of front-pocket wallets for a while now, but the recent interest in the topic allowed us to stumble upon a new collection of ultra-slim wallets that have now become our top choice. Koyono's Slimmy wallets are among the absolute thinnest... [More]
Suits Suck T-Shirt
Fans of HBO's Entourage will no doubt recognize this tee from a recent showdown between maverick director Billy Walsh and Vince's manager and best friend, Eric. The Suits Suck T-Shirt ($15) is currently on pre-sale, so order now and be the first in your office... [More]
The Midnight Card
From the makers of The Douche Card comes another simple, sleek card that gets the point across with little left to the imagination. The Midnight Card ($5/25 cards) says, "This face leaves at midnight, be on it...", and if that isn't straight-forward enough, the other... [More]
JimiX Wallet
The original Jimi Wallet has been one of the most talked about items we've ever featured here on Uncrate. We had just one complaint — unless you roll with Benjamins instead of twenties, the old model just didn't hold enough loot. Now, with the JimiX... [More]
Boogeyman Belt Buckle
Monsters are somewhere close to Robots, Zombies, and Pirates on our favorite "Fictional Characters" list, so it should come as no surprise that we're digging this awesome dark brass Boogeyman Belt Buckle ($40). Part of a line of Monster Buckles, this buckle should look great... [More]
Homage T-Shirts
We came across the old school goodness of Homage Clothing a few weeks ago and couldn't help ourselves but to buy a couple of their buttery soft tees. The Homage T-Shirts ($32) are adorned with sports and pop culture references in perfectly done vintage printing.... [More]
Philips Aurelle LED Decklight
These easy-to-install outdoor lights will turn your second rate deck into a masterpiece of warm light. The Philips Aurelle LED Decklight Kit ($100) includes 10 LED light points that can be placed anywhere, including decks, steps and walkways. They're waterproof, provide an ambient soft glow... [More]
Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition
De Niro. Scorsese. Need we say more? Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($19) has all the hardcore Travis Bickle action you remember, along with over three hours of extras, including an excellent feature-length making-of video.... [More]
Entourage Medellin T-Shirt
While you wait patiently to see what "Harvey" does with the mess that is Medellin, show your support for Vincent Chase and his fictional crew with this Entourage Medellin T-Shirt ($20). Featuring the fake film's logo above a graphic of Colombia, this tee is better-looking... [More]
Working Class Heroes Felt Laptop Sleeve
In need of a new home for your laptop? The Working Class Heroes Felt Laptop Sleeve ($49) is a good option, made from soft, water-repellent 3mm grey German felt, and finished with two snaps for closure and Austrian leather accents. Its slim profile also makes... [More]
Wurkin Stiffs Magnetic Collar Stays
Every well-dressed man has his style secrets. Our latest secret for keeping a crisp and polished look are the Wurkin Stiffs magnetic collar stays ($17). These polished stainless steel stays come with tiny magnets to not only hold your collar super stiff and in place,... [More]
Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring
A lot of guys don't like the idea of wearing rings for fashion — they think that it might somehow make them "girly." Well, there's nothing "girly" about this ring. The Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring ($170) keeps it real manly with a wide, thick... [More]
Wurkin Stiffs Executive Power Stays
Need new collar stays, but in more than just one size? Wurkin Stiffs Executive Power Stays - Assorted Sizes ($43) packs three pairs of magnetic collar stays — 2, 2.5, and 3-inches in length — in a classy leather gift box that's perfect for travel,... [More]
Jaydiohead
We can hear you already. Not another Jay-Z mash-up. Yes, but this one's actually enjoyable. The handiwork of DJ Minty Fresh Beat, Jaydiohead (Free) pairs raps from Jigga's Black Album and American Gangster with instrumental tracks from Radiohead's OK Computer, Kid A, and In Rainbows.... [More]
Leatherman k502x Tool
You can't be a man and not appreciate the usefulness of Leatherman's products. Unfortunately, some of them have grown so big that they can no longer be carried daily in a pocket. That's why we're eyeing the Leatherman k502x ($70). It's a sleek lockback folding... [More]
The Douche Card
These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]
Air Guitar Nation
Not only is there a national air guitar championship, there's also a pretty great documentary about its birth and the hardcore instrument-less rockers who come to compete. Air Guitar Nation ($19) chronicles the first US Air Guitar Championships, following the top contestants, David "C. Diddy"... [More]
Open The F*ckin' Canned Peaches T-Shirt
Yes, it has the F-word on it. But considering it also has the great Al Swearengen on it, the words on the Open The F*ckin' Canned Peaches T-Shirt ($20) could be a lot worse. Such as: "God rest the souls of that poor family... and... [More]
Robot Chicken
Arguably the best thing on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim (hey, you can only take so much Meatwad), Robot Chicken melds stop-motion animation with the hilarious minds of creators Seth Green and Matt Senreich. Nothing is safe from these action figure maestros. You can now get... [More]
Mentor Tormentor by Earlimart
One wonders whether Aaron Espinoza's late great mentor Elliott Smith was inspiration for this album's title, but there's no doubt his presence is felt in the music found on Mentor Tormentor by Earlimart ($14). Filled with terrifically lonely songs, great melodies, and fantastic lyrics, Espinoza... [More]
MyKey 2300 RFID Door Lock
It's about time the future arrived. The MyKey 2300 ($300) uses Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology to replace your conventional door lock and metal keys. It can be installed easily on almost any doorway and unlocks with a wave of one of the six included... [More]
Hanger 3 Wine Glass Markers
We've covered Hanger 3's Subway Token Necklaces before, and now the company is using the same vintage tokens for a new accessory: Wine Glass Markers ($50/set of 4). Featuring tokens from Washington DC, Indianapolis, and Los Angeles, this intriguing set will help your guests keep... [More]
Buildings of Disaster
Some doom and gloom for this darkest of holidays. Buildings of Disaster ($110 each) are miniature replicas of famous structures where tragic events took place. Examples, shown above, include Ford's Theater, The Dakota, and the Texas School Book Depository. The evil architecture is hand-finished with... [More]
Women We Love Tee
We don't give out titles like "Sexiest T-shirt of the Year" easily, but this one is a no-brainer. Designed to celebrate "two sexy women being intimate," the Women We Love Tee ($55) features a great graphic print of exactly that — two naked women locked... [More]
Field Notes
If you're sick of seeing Moleskines come out of everybody's pocket, feast your eyes on the rugged-looking Field Notes Memo Books ($10/3-pack). These soft-covered notebooks are filled with 48 pages of crisp graph paper, perfect for your to-do list or any of the "Practical Applications"... [More]
James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set
Not much to say about this one. Starting next Tuesday, you'll be able to buy all 21 Bond films in one box. The James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set ($200) includes 42 discs of pure 007 — 21 movies and 21 discs packed with bonus features.... [More]
Stainless Steel Wallet
We love stainless steel. We love slim, front-pocket wallets. So there's no way we could ignore this Stainless Steel Wallet ($95). Designed by Theo Stewart-Stand and sold by MoMA, the wallet is made from the silky and flexible stainless-steel cloth used in industrial applications. [Thanks,... [More]
Python Rug
Normally, we'd recommend that you stay far away from snake-themed interior decor, but we'll make an exception for this Python Rug ($100-$500). Made from ivory and flax wool yarns, the plush rug features an understated python pattern, which is just right for adding a little... [More]
Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet
We've long been fans of simple bracelets, and the new Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet ($150) is one of the best we've seen. Made from rubber with a Sterling silver clasp, it combines sport and elegance in a rare manner. Plus, if you're digging the... [More]
igrobot
A perfect desktop companion, the igrobot ($13) is half robot, half earth. He comes with peat and seeds, and will keep growing even after you give him a little trim. And after your fat cat has eaten all the grass, you can use the planter... [More]
Tragically Hip Polo Shirt
Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player... [More]
Zippo Hand Warmer
Even though it's still unnaturally hot for this time of the year (hi, Al!), we're still stocking up for the cold months ahead. First on our list is the Zippo Hand Warmer ($20). This little guy gives you constant warmth for up to 24 hours... [More]
Live Free or Die Hard - Unrated
If you caught Live Free or Die Hard in theaters this summer, you might have been disappointed by the lack of "adult" content in the PG-13 release. Fear not, John McClane and his "Yippee-ki-ay Motherf#@$er" motto is back in the Unrated Two-Disc Special Edition DVD... [More]
Bull & Bear Cufflinks
Proud of your stock market prowess? Seeing great ROI in 2007? Let everyone in the room know your mind is on your portfolio with these Bull & Bear Cufflinks by Paul Stuart ($120). Made from sterling silver, they're a subtle way to show your affinity... [More]
Knight Rider GPS
Yea. You read correctly. Prepare yourself for the coolest damn thing to come to the car since air conditioning. The Knight Rider GPS by Mio resembles the iconic Knight Rider HUD from the classic TV series. It features SiRFInstantFixIII GPS technology which will pinpoint your... [More]
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