Go green while upgrading your lousy pack-in earphones with ThinkSound Rain & Thunder Headphones ($75-$100). Both pairs of headphones feature wooden bodies sourced from renewable sources, and come in recycled, bleach-free packaging with a cotton carrying pouch that's sewn from renewable sources. Oh, and they sound good too, thanks to the Rain's 9mm drivers that offer exceptional clarity, or the... [More]

Based on design work from Plan B Branding and named after the sound of beer bottles hitting each other in celebration, The Clink Room One in One-Fifty Caps ($45) are limited-edition New Era baseball caps adorned with logos that are taken from the design process from Plan B's work on Major and Minor League baseball team identities. Each cap is... [More]

Part Being John Malkovich, part philosophical exercise, Cold Souls ($15) is not your average comedy. It stars Paul Giamatti as an actor named... Paul Giamatti, who becomes interested in having his soul extracted after struggles with a stage role. Weirdness, a trip to Russia to deal with black-market dealers, and very subtle hilarity ensue. Need to try before you buy?... [More]

Get your home theater ready for upcoming 3D content with the Sony DN1010 3D AV Receiver ($500). Boasting four 3D-ready HDMI 1.4 inputs, it's already ready for upcoming 3D Blu-ray releases, and also packs 7.1-channel output with 110 Watts per channel, decoding for nearly every codec under the sun (including Dolby TrueHD and dts-HD Master Audio), Sony's S-AIR technology for... [More]

While its auto-biographical origins can certainly be debated, there's little doubt that A Serious Man is in some way a spiritual return to the Coen brothers' home of Minnesota. This dark comedy centers around a college professor named Larry, who experiences a rash of unfortunate, nearly unexplainable events -- not unlike those encountered by the biblical figure Job -- as... [More]

We here at Uncrate are very picky about our tequilas — while we enjoy a fine tequila, the lesser quality brands are a sure fire ticket to hangover-ville. This is certainly not one of those lesser brands. Patrón Silver Tequila ($88) is a light, clear tequila that goes down smooth and makes nearly perfect tequila-based drinks. Each bottle is handmade,... [More]

If Evian is the Mercedes of bottled waters, Voss is the Rolls-Royce. Bottled under the strict supervision of the Norwegian Institute of Water Research, Voss Bottled Water ($36 for 24) is the best water we’ve ever tried — plus it comes in stylish steel and glass cylinder bottles.... [More]

We know, we know — the bottle looks like something that you’d find in a dorm room, not in the cabinet of someone who enjoys a good vodka. Not to worry, because Bong Vodka ($TBA; Available in Jan. ‘06) has had its artisan-al formula refined by five generations of master distillers, all leading up to one thing — exceptional taste.... [More]

Old school vodka meets American creativity in Medoyeff Vodka ($28) from House Spirits. This small batch Pacific Northwest vodka, made in traditional Russian ways, travels through charcoal and limestone to end up with a sharp, clean finish. It's designed to be enjoyed alone or as part of a hipster cocktail.... [More]

Touted as "the world's smoothest 100 proof, 100 percent Agave super premium Tequila," 1800 Select Silver Tequila ($69) can definitely be called crisp, clean and, yes, smooth. 1800 Select Silver is double-distilled for clarity and blended with a touch of aged tequila (a process unusual for a silver tequila). It comes packaged in a great glass bottle with a glass... [More]

If you've got a passion for tequila, you can't do much better than Maestro Dobel Tequila ($75). This hand-crafted tequila is the first-ever diamond-clear tequila, thanks to a proprietary blending and filtration technique. Made from hand-selected agave (picked from the volcanic lowlands of the Jalisco region), Maestro Dobel is actually the combination of three different aged tequilas — Reposado (rested... [More]

As the only vodka ever to win the Gold Medal for both taste and design at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, Double Cross Vodka ($51) is as tasty as its bottle is amazing. Double Cross is made in the Slovak Republic using a seven-step distillation process, and is filtered seven times using diamond-dust micro filters, active charcoal, and limestone... [More]

Looking for something extra special to serve the in-laws this holiday season? Look no further than The Macallan Fine & Rare 1947 Single Malt Scotch Whisky ($TBA; contact themacallan1947@remyusa.com). Bottled in 1963, this 15-year-old whisky was purchased directly from a well-known collector, and features a rich, natural beech color, with a palate of light fruits, bitter chocolate and wood spice.... [More]

Give your dad a Father's Day gift you both can enjoy by bringing home a bottle of Custom Engraved Johnnie Walker Blue Label ($275). Individually numbered, each 750ml or 1.5L bottle comes with the message of your choice in gold engraving right below the label. You can order your own bottle by calling 877-JW-BLUE-LABEL, but you might want to think... [More]

If you're ready to take your celebratory boozing to the next level, Gran Patrón Burdeos Tequila ($740) is just the stuff. Distilled from the finest blue agave, this ultra-premium dark tequila is matured in a blend of American and French oak barrels and aged for a minimum of 12 months. It's then distilled again in vintage Bordeaux barrels from France.... [More]

Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several different kinds of hand-picked Colorado Juniper berries, Tub also offers notes of coriander, citrus peel, oris root, and other botanicals, and is craft-distilled in small batches to best capture the... [More]

Spice up your holiday gatherings with (rī)1 Whiskey ($45-$50). Pronounced "rye one," this 92 proof rye whiskey from the makers of Jim Beam features a slightly spicy, peppery flavor when sipped straight, revealing more strongly its dried fruit and cinnamon notes when cut with water, and offering new opportunities for talented mixologists everywhere.... [More]

Meant to be savored and sipped at room temperature, Samuel Adams Utopias ($150) is only for the most daring of beer connoisseurs. The 2009 batch is the strongest yet, with a staggering 27% alcohol by volume rating (a standard beer is about 5%). The rich, dark, uncarbonated (and world's strongest) beer is brewed in small batches, blended, and aged in... [More]

Get the best of both worlds (pinball and Playboy, are ya kidding?) with the snazzy Playboy Pinball Machine by Stern ($4,000). The game has all the pinball features you’d expect including multiball, ramps, drop targets, and lane changes — and it comes with interchangeable nude, semi-nude, and non-nude playfield inserts so you can keep your lady and your family happy... [More]

Yeah, it's pricey — but why would you use a 99-cent ice scraper on your car that cost you two year's salary? The Stelton Ice Scraper ($53) has a beautiful stainless steel handle with rubber grip and a two-section 4-inch blade in rubber and plastic. Hopefully we only have a month or so of freezing mornings left, but we can... [More]

The original SoundDock has been out awhile, but ever since Apple started cranking out black iPods we just had to have ourselves a matching Black SoundDock from Bose ($300; May). It has great sound that doesn't discriminate between those perfect 320 kbps tracks you ripped off your CDs and the 192 kbps tracks you magically "acquired" — they both sound... [More]

In the crowded arena of iPod speaker systems, it's not always size or features that matter — it's sound. JBL has been producing great speakers for a long time, and so we're expecting nothing short of greatness out of their latest iPod speaker offering, the JBL Radial iPod Speaker System ($300; June). It features an integrated iPod dock, an RF... [More]

So you've got an iPod, and you've had it for a while. Undoubtedly, it's starting to show some wear and tear in the form of scratches and blemishes in the plastic. Well, iDrops ($15) were made just for you. Using a special formula, iDrops allow you to restore your iPod's plastic to "like new" levels of shine and clarity simply... [More]

The BlueDot Divita BDM-100S ($489), while looking like a distant cousin to the Battlestar Galactica Cylons, is actually a high-end DVD and CD storage tower. It stores up to 100 shiny discs inside its tower body and has a 1.8-inch color display with a number pad. You can catalog your discs by title for organization purposes.... [More]

If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the Revenge CD ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party of at least 200 people, and an orgasm. Crank it up, go about your business (while wearing the included earplugs),... [More]

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes five orange envelopes to conceal your sentiment from prying eyes. [Thanks, Ben]... [More]

Oregon Scientific's Daylight Projection Clock ($130) displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition, automatically adjusting its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. In addition to precise atomic time and indoor and outdoor temperature, the clock sports an infrared motion sensor to snooze your alarm with only a wave of... [More]

Part Rubik's Cube, part hieroglyphics, The ISIS ($200) has been called "the most difficult puzzle ever." Each handcrafted aluminum orb features a unique set of etched hieroglyphics which must be positioned — using 10 encrypted clues as a guide — in the right combination to unlock the ISIS. Once unlocked, the ISIS offers you access to the Award Zone, with... [More]

Need a place to charge two iDevices at the same time while cranking out the tunes from one of them? The JVC Dual iPod Docking Station ($150) is what you're looking for. The iPhone-compatible speaker system offers dual iPod docks with simultaneous charging capabilities, an auxiliary input for other audio devices, video output, an AM/FM tuner, a clock, an illuminated... [More]

Jazz up your new MacBook or MacBook Pro with iamhuman MacBook Covers ($30-$45). Available in a variety of styles, including woodgrain, patterns, and prints, each cover is tailored to fit your specific model, made from quality fabrics and authentic wood veneers, and backed with pro-grade 3M adhesive so they won't leave a nasty residue when removed.... [More]

Don't dare call it a netbook. The Litl ($700), the first "webbook" from Boston-based Litl, is a mix between a netbook and a photo frame on steroids. It packs standard netbook hardware — a 1.6 GHz Intel Atom processor, HDMI output, 1GB of RAM, 2GB of flash memory, Wi-Fi, USB 2.0, a webcam, mic, and speakers — but moves beyond... [More]

In case you didn't know, Lacoste is back. Big time. They've brought back a number of vintage items and introduced a bunch of new gear recently, all of which is very cool. These white leather Carnaby Retro Sneakers with the famous crocodile logo ($85) are the shoes you need this summer. They're perfect for preppies or rappers, and look rad... [More]

Every man needs a gray suit — and every man should own at least one item designed by Paul Smith. (Hey, he's British and he's the CEO of his own company — how could you not like him.) The Paul Smith Tonic Suit in gray ($1,200) features a single-breasted, two-button front and flat-front pants, and can go from work to... [More]

This Two-button Brushed Twill Pinstripe Blazer from Banana Republic ($248) is made of soft, brushed cotton and, like so many others, looks great at the office or at the club. Its dark black/blue color is offset by subtle tan pinstripes and has a plethora of exterior and interior pockets.... [More]

Sneakers are great and all, but there’s something about owning a fine pair of dress shoes that really makes you feel like a man. Handmade in Italy using the exclusive Tramezza handcrafted welting process, the Darting Monk Strap Shoe from Salvatore Ferragamo ($720) is definitely a fine pair of dress shoes. Designed to ensure increased flexibility and that the shoe... [More]

They don't get any more classic than this. Perfect with jeans, khakis or shorts, the Adidas Originals Rod Lavers ($64) have been popular with people in the know since they were introduced in the 1970s with the help of the tennis great. The old-school kicks feature a nylon/mesh upper, two-color polyurethane midsole, and respect from any sneaker aficionado.... [More]

As much as we dislike them pasting a logo or their name on practically everything they sell, Abercrombie still manages to pump out some kick-ass, durable jeans. These Kilburn Destroyed Low Rise Bootcut Jeans ($80) sit below the waist and are available in seven different levels of destruction. Our favorites are the “Dark Dirty With Repair,” as they look awesome,... [More]

Like a Rolex watch, an Armani suit is one of those purchases that reminds you that you've made it. This season we're recommending the Three Button Suit from Armani ($1695). Yes, that is hella-expensive, but that amount does get you a suit with impeccable tailoring, a notched collar, three button jacket, and straight-leg, flat-front trousers, all in a wool/elastin blend... [More]

New for fall, this Two-button Pinstripe Blazer from DKNY ($295) offers a shorter, more modern cut that looks great with just about any denim. It's made of navy wool twill for year-round wear, and has smooth calfskin elbow patches for added hipness value.... [More]

Far from the triple chronographs and six time-zone watches of the world, Movado watches are about simple, elegant designs. Our favorite is the new Fiero Watch ($TBA). It features a tungsten carbide body that gives off a slight gunmetal hue, a tonneau shape, and the classic black Movado face with no numbers and a simple dot at 12 o'clock. It's... [More]

For as long as we know, it has been customary for married couples to wear their wedding rings, signifying their union while letting everyone know their status. Unfortunately for those that are single, there is no good way to tell who’s in a relationship and who’s not. Thus, the Singelringen ($50) was born. Made of silver with a azure acrylic... [More]

As wintertime closes in on us — it was in the 40’s last night at Uncrate HQ — we realize that it would probably be best if we got a couple extra hats for those days when the air is so cold it can give your scalp windburn. This Kangol Stripe Hat ($32) is a stylish choice, featuring four well-matched... [More]

Skulls and crosses — two symbols that permeate our culture everywhere you go, but rarely seen in tandem. The Ebony Bead w/Large Skull & Cross Necklace by Luis Morais ($235) is 28” of ebony beads with a cross at the bottom of the necklace and a skull at the side. We’re not sure we are tough enough to back-up it’s... [More]

If you’ve finished all your holiday shopping and still have a couple of grand left to blow on a gift for yourself, you wouldn’t do badly with the Guilloche Bracelet Watch by David Yurman ($2350). Featuring a stainless steel bracelet with guilloche detail and automatic movement, this water resistant Swiss timepiece will make quite a statement when you return to... [More]

The classic styling of these Adidas kicks are given a little flair in the way of crocodile-embossed leather stripes and ankle details. The Adidas Superstar Vintage ($120) sport off-white leather uppers and matching rubber, and the unmistakable shell toe design.... [More]

All our clothing should inspire confidence, and no item of clothing that we’ve seen recently says “I’m gonna open up a whole can of whoop-ass on you” like this. The Armani Collezioni Silk Jacket ($700) may have James Bond villain written all over it, but it also has Jet Li-style flair. Oh, and the collar is convertible, and since it’s... [More]

What do you get when you mix one of the world's premiere superbike manufacturers with one of the world's best sunglasses manufacturers? The Oakley Ducati Juliet ($330), apparently. Black Iridium lenses are wrapped in a carbon-colored lightweight titanium alloy for a look of class, while the smaller frames of the Juliet design complement most faces. Red earsocks and accents finish... [More]

It may have a name more befitting some obscure electronics component, but the ring more than makes up for any beauty the name may lack. The Konzuk Metalwear KMR130-p Ring ($170) makes a perfect color-coordinating accessory for your favorite ensembles. Made from stainless steel, the ring also features a powder-coated section in one of nine different colors. Go ahead, wear... [More]

It might just be our love affair with all things white (see: iPod, DS Lite, Tweezermans, etc.), but these Oakley sport sunglasses easily made their way onto our wish list over the weekend. The Oakley Gascans ($90) feature the company's High Definition Optics and Plutonite lens material, 100% UV filtering, lightweight O Matter frames, and XYZ Optics for maximum peripheral... [More]

We've had a ton of requests lately for some cool shades, so here's a slick pair from Adidas that we came across the other day. The Avinyo sunglasses ($150) have a killer '70s vibe and come in this great shade of green with a unexpected stripe down the middle. They're lightweight, scratch-resistant, and, as Snoop would say, greatly increase your... [More]

We're not sure that we've ever met a soccer player or fan that hasn't once owned a pair of Sambas. Designed for indoor play, the Adidas Samba Millennium ($60) have an updated design to accommodate the quick pace of indoor soccer. The best part about the Sambas? They'll look as good with a pair of jeans as they'll perform on... [More]

Just because it's been miserably hot so far this summer doesn't mean you can't sport a stylish blazer in the evenings. This Light Wool Blazer by Juicy Couture ($398) features a lightweight build, nice slim fit, and an ever so dashing plaid finish that we love. If you need a little push to break out your credit card, the folks... [More]

We're always on the lookout for cool shades, and although we've covered several pairs of Oakleys here on Uncrate, these deserve a look. The Oakley Montefrio ($90) was co-designed by Oakley and snowboarding champ Shaun White, and features a cool contrasting stripe on the stems. As always, they feature Oakley's great optics and come in several different color combinations, including... [More]

Velcro doesn't get the credit it deserves. It can be found on almost anything, but our favorite applications are always on shoes. The Pony Bosi ($70) features great modern styling, with criss-crossing Velcro straps that take you back to the days before putting on your shoes had gotten so complicated it required these dumb things called "laces." A solid rubber... [More]

It's pretty hard to find classy-looking leather bracelets, but the Elfcraft Bracelet ($98) is exactly that. Made of aged brown leather that has softened over time, its rich color makes for the perfect accent to the sterling silver closures. Finally, a good-looking leather bracelet that doesn't look like you bought it on spring break back in college.... [More]

After seeing one too many jackets that look like jackets this year, we're really digging this one from Kenneth Cole. The Wool Tuxedo Jacket ($248) is fully lined and will help dress anything up.... [More]

You can't go wrong with a cadet-style knit cap like this one. Available in brown or black, the Diesel New Commando Cap ($40) has a contrast stripe and embroidered Diesel logo across the front.... [More]

No, that's not a typo or a clever marketing name. The David Yurman Dinosaur Bone Bracelet ($850) features polished, fossilized dinosaur bone inlay at the center of the bracelet, making each piece unique. Nevermind it being a conversation starter, you're wearing a piece of history.... [More]

These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]

If you're looking for some light, summer-weight threads, check out this Juicy Couture outfit consisting of a Military Oxford Shirt ($110) and Linen Cargo Pants ($148). The shirt sports front chest pockets and epaulets, while the pants have side cargo and flap pockets and a drawstring waist.... [More]

It's time to start getting your denim collection ready for fall, and that means adding at least a couple new pairs to the stable. Diesel Zaf 796 Jeans ($190) fit the bill with a more traditional five-pocket style, but add modern cues like handmade rusty whiskers, low-rise waist, and two-tone embroidered pockets. Plus, they're available in three different inseam lengths,... [More]

A large-scale plaid screen adds just the right amount of ornamentation to the front of the Billabong Justice Sweatshirt ($50). The comfortable hoodie features a drawstring hood, full-zip closure, front pockets, and is made from 100 percent cotton French terry. A perfect match for any Autumn event.... [More]

Jazz up your favorite jeans or slacks with the Burberry Brit Check Belt ($200). Its subdued pattern is accented by one of two interchangeable nickel buckles, both of which add just the right amount of shine to set off any top, be it a button-up or an old comfy tee.... [More]

We've long been fans of simple bracelets, and the new Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet ($150) is one of the best we've seen. Made from rubber with a Sterling silver clasp, it combines sport and elegance in a rare manner. Plus, if you're digging the grooved cylindrical clasp, you can also pick up matching accessories like cuff links, a pen,... [More]

This modern-cut suit has a unique reverse stripe pattern that will help you stand out a bit at the office. The aptly named Marc by Marc Jacobs Reverse Stripe Suit (jacket $398; trousers $238) comes in separate pieces in case you just want to roll blazer-style.... [More]

The American Apparel Salt and Pepper Hoodie ($40) is just the right mix of trendy and classic to warrant a spot in your closet. A favorite of Hollywood scenesters, the fitted zip-up sweatshirt features gym class-style peppered grey polyester/fleece and contrasting drawcord and zipper.... [More]

Treat your favorite graphic tee to a new springtime companion with a pair of True Religion Ricky Jeans ($200). These low-rise, skinny-cut jeans come in a great "The Boss" wash, with just the right amount of distressing. Flapped rear pockets and a zipper fly complete the details, and the jeans will look just as good with a button-down as they... [More]

Somewhere between a 100m sprint shoe and a classic dress shoe lies the new Puma Usan ($90). The casual sneaker features UNI construction (the upper is stitched to the outsole) for a lower profile and less material waste. The Usan also features forefoot and heel traction pods for added support.... [More]

Banana Republic has launched a Summer collection under its upscale BR Monogram brand. We're digging the BR Monogram Gray Cashmere/Linen Blazer ($700), which pairs up perfectly with the BR Monogram Silk/Cashmere V-Neck Sweater ($98), BR Monogram Cotton/Linen Textured-Dot Dress Shirt ($98), and crisp BR Monogram Heritage Slim Straight White Jeans. Wow, we never thought we'd write "white jeans" on Uncrate.... [More]

J.Crew's summer-weight Fine-Stripe Cotton Suit consists of the Fine-Stripe Cotton Suit Jacket ($198) and Fine-Stripe Cotton Classic-Fit Suit Pant ($98). As their name implies, they feature a subtle stripe and a casual color called "faded black" (you mean grey, right?). Wear with the Secret Wash Tab-Collar Shirt ($62) and your favorite pair of white sneakers.... [More]

They're baaack. Currently available in five different styles, British Knights ($70 and up) are ready to bring some 80's cred to any outfit. Available in the unbelievable Supreme Hi-Strap and classic Letters Lo (pictured), other styles include the Leader, Kings SL Lo, and Ultra, with five more styles coming online on June 15. No word yet whether they'll be bringing... [More]

With more than 100 years of experience making rugby wear, Canterbury of New Zealand's Polos and Jerseys are about as authentic as you can get. While the company has fleshed out its offerings to include more traditional polos, like the short-sleeved Ambrose Polo ($98) and the long-sleeved Avondale Jersey ($128), it remains a supplier to pro rugby teams worldwide, offering... [More]

Tasteful, classic design meets a modern, slim fit in the John Varvatos Star USA Suit ($795). This wool two-piece suit features a two-button jacket with four-button cuffs, double back vents, full lining, and two front flap pockets. The trousers feature a zip fly with tab and hook and bar closures, and both pieces come with unfinished hems to provide a... [More]

Just in time for fall comes the J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater ($138). Made from fine Italian merino wool woven in a thick 7-gauge knit and featuring details like woven cotton twill elbow patches and front pocket, real horn buttons, and a shawl collar, it will keep you warm and stylish in the colder months to come.... [More]

Protect yourself from wind and rain while minimizing bulk with the Aether Stormy Total Eclipse Jacket ($625). This single-layer jacket is made from bonded fabric of Italian cotton and polyester, and features a slim fit, a covered storm flap with zipper and snap closure, button cuffs and epaulette details, a back vent for movement and comfort, and a shaped hood... [More]

Sure, Ray-Ban's version might be better known, but they sure as hell aren't as tough. Randolph Aviator Sunglasses ($99) were designed for the U.S. Military, and feature unique bayonet temples made to fit underneath headgear, lifetime-warranted solder joints, a variety of available non-polarized and polarized glass or polycarbonate lens options, including prescriptions, five different frame colors, and an included hard... [More]

We're big fans of donning a hoodie when flying, and the Burton Sleeper Hoodie ($100) was made for exactly that. It features a dedicated pocket with a headphone cable port for your media player of choice, an internal passport and ticket pocket, mesh lining, and an integrated/removable inflatable neck pillow for those long cross-country flights.... [More]

You can customize your new car, new computer — hell, even your cheeseburger at the local greasy spoon — so why not your jeans? Jean Shop Rocker Jeans ($260 and up) are mid-ride, slim fitting, straight legged authentic, vintage-quality blue jeans made from the best Japanese selvedge denim fabrics, and then finished your way from a wide variety of traditional... [More]

Stay warm with minimal bulk thanks to the Aether Space Hoodie ($300). Made from fine ripstop polyester with ultralight, ultrawarm PrimaLoft fill, the Space Hoodie features handwarmer pockets, a Riri zipper closure, interior channel quilting for a smooth outer surface, and a light, packable design that makes it great for cool days, but equally useful as a layer when it... [More]

Known primarily for its sporty pro outerwear, the new line of Arc'teryx Veilance ($175-$1,000) tops, coats, and pants combines tough, outdoor-ready fabrics like Gore-Tex and Paclite with more traditional cuts and syling, letting you dress your best no matter what the weather's like outside. And no, we don't know how you're supposed to say "Arc'teryx."... [More]

What would you pay to be Don Draper or Roger Sterling? How about to look like them? The Brooks Brothers Mad Men Edition Suit ($1,000; October 19) pays homage to AMC's hit show with a medium gray sharkskin suit designed by Janie Bryant, the Emmy-nominated costume designer for the show, and is modeled after Draper's and Sterling's wardrobes. Features include... [More]

If you're trying to get your own Sterling Cooper Draper Price off the ground, you don't yet have the cash flow to style like 1964. Dress like Don without going bankrupt, and instead spend a few extra dollars on the whiskey. Coat ($80), jacket ($70) and pants ($40) by H&M; shirt ($65) and shoes ($285) by J.Crew; tie ($24) by... [More]

We love women. We also care a lot about humanitarian causes. So when we heard about this book, we knew we'd be buying it. Four Inches ($41) features photos of some of the world's most beautiful women — Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, and Rachel Hunter included — posing nude except for a pair of Jimmy Choo spikes and a piece... [More]

If you’ve ever wondered what causes morning breath, or if it's possible to lose your contact lens inside your head, this book is for you. Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini ($11) by Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D. offers fun facts on questions about numerous "oddities of our... [More]

For anyone that grew up reading the funny pages in the 80’s, the characters of Calvin and Hobbes are undeniably etched into our collective conscious. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes ($100, available Oct. 4) catalogs ten years of comic strip genius, and the introduction gives us insight into Bill Watterson’s struggles with the strip, including his fight to keep Calvin’s... [More]

We're all about the design here at Uncrate, so we always get excited about any book on the topic — especially this one. Watching Words Move ($8) is a definitive collection of typography design that seeks to move your eyes across the page — we're just hoping it doesn't reveal too many of our secrets.... [More]

"That what I don't know, I don't think I know." - Socrates Prepare to learn that you "don't know" a lot more than you think, thanks to The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson and John Lloyd ($14). This tome of the trivial throws plenty of common conventions under the bus — such as the fact that camels store... [More]

You can thank Nine Inch Nails mastermind and well-known record label hater Trent Reznor for letting you download this awesome album from spoken-word hip-hop artist Saul Williams for free. The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust, described by Williams as "ghetto gothic... hard-core dance," the album is available for free in 192kbps MP3 format or for $5 in 320kbps MP3... [More]

You're never too old to give your buddies a scare or to impress a young lady with a killer trick. Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends ($10) includes 50 "rude, sick, and mind-blowing stunts" that will surely get you some attention. The book provides step-by-step directions to show you how to resurrect dead flies, swallow table knives, cut off your... [More]

While this 2 hour and 40 minute epic was nearly ruined by its long runtime, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford ($17 DVD; $25 Blu-Ray) turns out to be a terrifically moody story about the dangers of hero-worship and the obligatory betrayal that follows. Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck both put in above average performances, and... [More]

Have more money than you know what to do with? Here's the guide you've been waiting for. The Official Filthy Rich Handbook ($12) is a sometimes tongue-in-cheek, always straight-forward guide to living the good life. From how to properly name a house to a list of rehab centers, it'll make sure you don't make the wrong decisions with that huge... [More]

After a couple years on the shelf and about five years in the making, The Onion Movie ($19) has finally been straight-to-DVD'd. Basically a huge collection of skits from the masterminds of deadpan satire, this unique comedy will be a must-buy for anyone who's a fan of America's Finest News Source. Oh, and be sure to watch for the awesome... [More]

Some call it a brutal and horrifying film that doesn't deserve to be seen. Others call it a work of art. But one thing's for sure — it's unrelentingly sadistic and will be appreciated by any cinephile. The controversial Funny Games ($20) is a shot-for-shot remake of a 1997 Austrian film of the same name, focusing on a family terrorized... [More]

Forget mindless memorization and monotone teachers — history can be fun, as evident in The Mental Floss History of the World: An Irreverent Romp through Civilization's Best Bits ($17). This 432-page tome is filled with terrific, mostly-true anecdotes and tales from the beginnings of human civilization to modern times. [via]... [More]

Need a swift kick to the vocabulary? Pick up 100 Words To Make You Sound Smart ($6) by the editors of The American Heritage Dictionary. This smallish paperback is filled with interesting words to help you communicate more effectively. It might be the most perspicacious book you read all year.... [More]

Part horror, part comedy, Baghead ($26) is an indie like no other. Based on the premise of a mysterious killer who wears a paper bag to hide his/her identity, the movie moves beyond your typical horror cliches to become an interesting, endearing look at relationships and the flawed lives of its well-imagined characters, while providing solid laughs the whole way.... [More]

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower, rockets — even absinthe — it also give you tips on eating dangerously, cigarette smoking,... [More]

Go inside the world of history's most notorious, powerful, and secret organizations with Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies ($11). From well-known groups like the Skulls, Illuminati, and Freemasons to little-known clubs like Oulipo, a group of literary intellectuals who devised unique formulas for creating written masterpieces, this 384-page investigation looks at everything through an entertaining, inquisitive eye, making a read... [More]

If you were ever wondering what it is that fans of The Big Lebowski — like ourselves — find so damn interesting, grab yourself a copy of The Achievers ($20). Directed by Eddie Chung, this feature-length documentary goes inside the world of hardcore Lebowski fans to get to the bottom of it all, with interviews of fans including My Morning... [More]

Simple and utilitarian, the Fossil Compass Watch ($75) forgoes complicated chronographs and other functions to offer a rugged timepiece featuring a straightforward olive green dial with 24-hour markings, an olive green canvas strap, water resistance up to 5 ATM, and, of course, a compass stitched directly into the band.... [More]

If your PC-based gaming gets so intense that you find your keyboard struggling to keep up, perhaps it's time for an upgrade. The new Microsoft SideWinder X4 Keyboard ($60) should be right up your alley, with new anti-ghosting technology that ensures your keystrokes — up to 26 at once — are recognized in the fastest manner possible, keeping you in... [More]

Long before he ate green eggs and ham, Dr. Seuss — also known as Theodor Geisel — was a talented political cartoonist for the New York newspaper PM. Dr. Seuss Goes to War ($14) is a 272-page tribute to his two-year stint at the paper, featuring reproductions of roughly half of Seuss' 400 cartoons from 1941-1943, highlighted alongside explanatory text... [More]

Add a touch of old-world elegance to your winter wardrobe with the Billykirk English Walker Hat ($110). Made from 100% wool, this simple, refined cap features a traditional English country shape, a 1.75-inch brim, a leather outer band, and an antiqued brass buckle. Just pick the accompanying outfit carefully, as this is one hat that can go from cool to... [More]

In need of a Blu-ray player and receiver, and don't want to buy an extra box *cough* PS3 *cough* to get both? The Denon S-5BD Blu-ray Player/Receiver ($1,800) has you covered. This new all-in-one boasts a number of high-end features, including three HDMI inputs and one output, all HDMI 1.4 compliant, 1080p/24p video output, DVD video scaling up to 1080p,... [More]

Add an exotic kick to your cocktail party lineup with Pernod Absinthe ($65). Based on Pernod Fils, the original absinthe produced in the late 18th century, Pernod Absinthe is faithful to the original, offering high-quality ingredients, a light green hue, balanced taste, and a high alcohol content. Just in time for the holidays, it's also available in a gift set... [More]

Brilliantly directed by Kathryn Bigelow and anchored by a standout performance from Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker ($19-$25) isn't just one of 2009's best — it's one of the best films of the decade. Filmed on location in the Middle East, it's far from an average "Iraq War" movie, instead offering the viewer an intimate, intense, and at times bleak... [More]

Having made rum on St. Croix since 1760, Cruzan has built up centuries of distilling knowledge, and they've used all of it to create Cruzan Single Barrel Estate Rum ($30). A handcrafted blend of multiple different rums aged up to 12 years old, Single Barrel is blended and then aged further in a new charred oak barrel for another year,... [More]

We've covered complete periodical collections before, but never one that arrives on its own dedicated hard drive. The Complete National Geographic ($200) includes digital reproductions of every Nat Geo issue from 1888 - 2008, including all the classic maps, photographs, and articles, all searchable from within an advanced custom interface. All the content arrives on a 160GB USB hard drive,... [More]

Tired of waking up to a grating alarm buzzer? Give the Philips Wake-Up Light ($200) a try. This combination bedside lamp and iPod/iPhone dock gradually wakes you up using light for a more pleasant experience, and also features a built-in dock to let you awaken or just play your favorite music. When it's time to go to bed, the light... [More]

We have no idea what Poseidon — of Greek mythology and "I'm On A Boat" fame — has to do with patio heaters, but the Chillchaser Poseidon Patio Heater (£850; $1,400) is neat enough that we'll overlook the odd nautical reference. Boasting a weatherproof, all-metal design, the Poseidon features a built-in media player with USB port, auxiliary input, hi-res LCD,... [More]

Leave it to the air maestros at Dyson to create a fan with no blades. The Dyson Air Multiplier ($300-$330) uses a fairly ingenious design to suck air into the base, accelerating it through an small aperture in the device's ring and then over a ramp to channel its direction. As it happens, this also causes the air behind and... [More]

Want dSLR-level control and results from a pocketable camera? Check out the new Ricoh GR Digital III (£529.99; roughly $875). The third-generation of Ricoh's heavily-praised GR Digital boasts a newly-developed, f1.9 large-aperture 28mm lens, 10 megapixels, sensitivity up to ISO 1600, the new GR Engine III image processor, a 3-inch VGA LCD monitor, a rear adjustment dial, a refined macro... [More]

Puma gets your feet ready for winter with the RS 100 Parka sneakers ($73). The updated version of the 80's classic features a quilted rip-stop upper with suede trim, faux-fur lining, and a cork midsole.... [More]

Speak up with the Open Mic T-Shirt ($32) from Brand of the Free. Because everyone has something to say. Or at least thinks they do.... [More]

The twenty-fourth edition of the world's best basketball shoe is almost here. The Air Jordan 2009 ($190; Feb. 2009). New this year is Articulated Propulsion Technology, which ensures a responsive feel on the court with strong propulsion characteristics, along with a return to a more simple, classy design, including satin pleats and Jordan holograms.... [More]

Dedicated to preserving history through art, Emperial Nation T-Shirts ($37-$41) are artfully-designed tees dedicated to different periods throughout time. Tees from eras such as the Wild West, French Revolution, and Civil War depict different scenes and notable people, including Ella Fitzgerald, Duke Ellington, Napoleon, and Billy the Kid.... [More]

Created to honor the 1963 release of the Pantone Matching System, SeaVees 09/63 Pantone Sneakers ($125) boast a classic casual style in seven vintage colors. They feature sueded leather vamps, premium canvas uppers, thin waxed cotton laces, brushed silver eyelets, and a backstay heat-emboss of the 1963 Pantone logo and their color's three digit PMS number, letting you pick out... [More]

Spring calls for certain things, one of which is lighter, more casual denim. These Earnest Sewn Fuller Jeans ($215) should do the trick. In the company's Hypervintage wash, the straight leg jeans sport authentic distressing and zero back-pocket decoration.... [More]

A nice charcoal or black jacket is an important part of every man's wardrobe. Inspired by European bespoke suits, but available at off-the-rack prices, the Aldridge 3-Button Suit Jacket ($365) by J. Crew is a new take on a traditional style. Made from Italian four-season wool fabric and Bemberg lining, this classic, structured suit is designed to be appropriate for... [More]

The Celtics may or may not make it to face the Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals, but you can celebrate the club's rich history either way with the PF Flyers Bob Cousy All American ($60). A reissue of Cousy's 1956 sneakers, the low-cut All American features a canvas or washed canvas upper, a Posture Foundation insole that keeps body... [More]

Combining simple looks with classy details, the Adidas Sam Remo P-Sole Sneaker ($55) is a perfect summer shoe. It offers a full grain leather upper with a smallish diamond perforation pattern for added texture, textile lining, and a contrast gumsole with white trim, with white or blue colorways available.... [More]

Whether you're carrying a few magazines, a design portfolio, various legal papers relating to your buddy's criminal case, or just a simple laptop, there's a lot to like in the Jack Spade Waxwear Flat Utility Bag ($425). Made from paraffin-soaked woven cotton, this waterproofed bag offers interior organizing pockets, an exterior zippered pocket, riveted chocolate bridle leather handles and trim,... [More]

Get some dapper footwear and sneaker comfort with the Generic Surplus Black Pointy Ox ($70). These black-on-black suede sneakers sport wingtip detailing and a vulcanized rubber midsole with a textured gum rubber sole.... [More]

Protect your noggin from fierce summer weather in the Summer Storm Cap ($80) from Outlier. Made from Zegna wool suiting that has been made both waterproof and breathable via a laminated outer membrane, this classically styled cap also features a supplex lining with a soft feel for added durability and superior comfort.... [More]

For many of us, we started hunting in 1985. If only we could have shot that damn laughing dog too. Show your Duck Hunt legacy with this Zapper T-Shirt ($20). Printed on an American Apparel tee, and available in asphalt or orange.... [More]

Johnny Cupcakes is no longer just doing tasty tees. His two new Button Up Shirts ($60) blend classic styling with some colorful, streetastic details. Take your pick from the chambray grey shirt with lime green check details or the black & white picnic plaid with purple details. Both sport an imperial cupcake crossbones logo label.... [More]

This audiophile-worthy 2.1 speaker system is pricey, but it has the performance to back it up. To put it another way, your Bose SoundDock is a Honda, and the AUX Classic is a Ferrari. Made in Italy by concert sound experts Outline, the system features a unique, transforming case that lets you position the speakers in a number of ways.... [More]

Looking for big home theater sound on a small budget? Check out the line of Klipsch HD Theater Systems. Available in 300 ($400), 500 ($600) or 1000 ($1,000) varieties, these HD Theater systems come complete with five same-size satellite speakers featuring Klipsch's legendary horn-loaded technology for crystal clear sound, included adjustable wall brackets for easy installation, and a powered subwoofer... [More]

Looking for a netbook that can handle the multimedia tasks of a normal notebook? Check out the Lenovo IdeaPad S12 ($450 and up; June 2009). Offered with the Nvidia ION graphics platform, the S12 can handle HD video playback, and sports a full-size keyboard, 160GB of storage, 1GB of RAM, a 12-inch, 1280 x 800 display, an Intel Atom processor,... [More]

Weighing at just three ounces, the Titanium Round Flask ($115) is ready to help you smuggle carry your favorite liquor into your next ball game, camping trip, or family function. Made from titanium, the flask holds twice its weight in liquid, and won't transfer a metallic taste to your beverage. Plus, it comes with its own carrying case and funnel,... [More]

Not everyone can pull these off, but for those that can, they're pretty dapper. True classics, the Ray-Ban Clubmaster Sunglasses ($140) give you timeless, instant retro style. If Wayfarers are for the cool kids, the Clubmaster is for the school newspaper geek.... [More]