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Muji CD Player

Many of our favorite childhood toys relied on a pull-string start, which might explain why we're digging the Muji Wall-Mounted CD Player ($180). This compact all-in-one faces the CD outward making for an intriguing display, and also packs speakers into its body, with volume and... [More]

Kershaw Ken Onion Blur Knife

Useful in a wide variety of situations from camping to self defense, an outstanding knife belongs in every man's toolkit. The Kershaw Ken Onion Red Blur Folding Knife ($55) fits the bill nicely. Measuring only 4.5-inches when closed, the Kershaw features a 3-3/8-inch 440A stainless... [More]

Nobis Headwear

Protect your balding dome from the summer sun with Nobis Headwear ($45-$75). Available in a variety of styles and colorways, each hat it made out of recycled materials, such as cork and cardboard, and will look great with relaxed warm weather attire. Available at Nordstrom... [More]

Coleman LED Quad Lantern

Whether you're camping or just doing some late-night grilling in the backyard, the Coleman LED Quad Lantern ($75) will light your way. Boasting 24 5mm white LEDs, the lantern is split into four removable sections, each of which can be turned on and off independently,... [More]

Meat Cards

Business cards are all about making a strong initial statement, and few things make an impression like the combination of lasers and meat. Meat Cards ($TBA) are 100% beef jerky cards, carrying contact info or other messages that have been seared in with a 150... [More]

Kaleido R7

Share your pictures no matter where they are with the Kaleido R7 Wireless Digital Frame ($200). With a drool-worthy design reminiscent of Sony's XEL-1, the Wi-Fi enabled R7 lets you stream pics directly from your Mac or PC, content from RSS feeds, and more, or... [More]

Sheetmetal Tables

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each table — whether it be... [More]

Starbucks VIA Ready Brew

Just add water. Nearly 20 years in development and touted as "a breakthrough in instant coffee", Starbucks VIA Ready Brew ($20/24 single-serve packets) brings full-bodied, authentic coffee flavor in an instant form. Available in Colombian or Italian Roast, Ready Brew is 100% natural roasted coffee,... [More]

Fail Stickers

Stumble across an epic fail? Don't just snap a photo and put it online — label the real-life fail appropriately with Fail Stickers ($5 for 5). These 6-inch by 3.5-inch stickers feature a clear background and all-caps, bolded white Impact letters, giving your fail target... [More]

G.I. Joe: Resolute

Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute (free) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a... [More]

Oberon Socks

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull... [More]

Adidas SL 72

As worn by geek god and Digg founder Kevin Rose, the Adidas SL 72 ($65) brings some casual, vintage style to any occasion. They also come with their own built-in story — the sneakers were first offered way back in 1972 as a training shoe... [More]

AK Ice Tray

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever.... [More]

Pepsi Throwback

Enjoy Pepsi as it was meant to be made — with sugar — with Pepsi Throwback ($TBA). Featuring an old-school Pepsi logo instead of the modern smiling circle that adorns current cans, the drink will be sweetened with sugar, instead of the ultra-nasty High Fructose... [More]

Twilight Zone: The Complete Definitive Collection

Submitted for your approval: Twilight Zone: The Complete Definitive Collection ($148). Now you can watch all 156 episodes of Rod Serling's classic science fiction masterpiece, remastered for high-definition viewing from original film transfers. Serling was a visionary years ahead of his time, and his work... [More]

Adidas Rod Laver DP

Since their introduction in the 1970's, Adidas' Rod Laver sneakers have been great examples of the classic white tennis shoe. Now the company is jazzing the old design up with the Adidas Rod Laver DP ($80). These restyled sneaks feature a black leather tongue and... [More]

Follow Us On Twitter, Win Stuff

We've been using Twitter for close to two years now, and have sadly not broken the 1,000 follower mark. So now that Twitter is the new black, and all of you now have accounts (you do, right?), we want as many Uncrate readers as possible... [More]

Back to the Future Die-Cast DeLorean

Add some mid Eighties flair to your work area with this Back to the Future Die-Cast DeLorean ($50). The 1:18 scale replica features a real brushed metal body, display base, and tons of intricate details, including a Mr. Fusion, time-travel controls, a teeny-tiny flux capacitor,... [More]

AT&T USBConnect Quicksilver

Until the future gets here and we all have free wireless internet access anywhere on the planet, those hyper-connected among us will need something like the new AT&T USBConnect Quicksilver ($250 or free with contract). This tiny USB modem features a four-click swivel motion that... [More]

La Merde Jackets

Stylish but not too runway-ish, the new line of La Merde Jackets gets our seal of approval. The collection is made up of jackets and high-end hoodies in several different materials with a tailored fit. Our favorites, shown above, include the Major Major ($250), Sea... [More]

Arc'teryx Alpha SV Jacket

Ideal for severe weather conditions, the Arc'teryx Alpha SV ($600) is one tough jacket. Made with waterproof and breathable Gore-Tex Pro material, the lightweight shell keeps even the burliest of winds out. It features a drop-back hem for rear coverage, a high collar and helmet-compatible... [More]

Hollow Spy Coins

Smuggle your micro-sized goodies like a Cold War-era spy with Hollow Spy Coins ($20-$70). These exact duplicates of real spy coins used by both the CIA and KGB to smuggle things like poison, codes, and microfilm come in a variety of sizes, including full dollars,... [More]

A Man, A Can, A Plan

A Man, a Can, a Plan: 50 Great Guy Meals Even You Can Make ($11) is a real cookbook for real guys. Presented by Men's Health magazine, the easy-to-follow cookbook features recipes for 50 quick, simple, inexpensive, and mostly healthy meals that can be made... [More]

SimpleHuman Shampoo & Soap Dispensers

We're big fans of the sleek, efficiently designed, minimal approach of the SimpleHuman line of home organization devices. Now, you can bring that elegance and order to the bathroom and recreate the man-spa experience at home with the SimpleHuman Shampoo &; Soap Dispensers ($30-$90; Summer... [More]

Pocket Fishing Pole

Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Oh, it's a Pocket Fishing Pole ($45)? Well that's a little awkward. But you are happy to see us, right? Wait, where are you going? Fishing? Yea — that... [More]

Man on Wire

Explore the unbelievable story of Philippe Petit's struggle to illegally cross between the World Trade Center towers on a single cable in Man on Wire ($18). Recipient of an Academy Award for Best Documentary, Wire chronicles Petit's prior stunts and years of planning through archival... [More]

Levi's Capital E Hesher Jeans

Hand-sewn in the USA, these straight boot-cut jeans are perfect for those looking to get away from the flare look. The handcrafted Levi's Capital E Hesher Jeans ($138) are made with a dark, rigid denim that lets you create your own fading and whiskering as... [More]

The North Face Surf & Turf TriClimate Pant

Go from slope to hot tub in The North Face Surf & Turf TriClimate Pant ($200). These waterproof, breathable ski pants keep you warm all day and then zip off to reveal a pair of Reef board shorts, letting you change activities without changing.... [More]

Puma AMQ Ribcage

Part of the Alexander McQueen Puma collection, the Puma AMQ Ribcage ($300) features styling borrowed from both McQueen's fashion line and human anatomy. The sneakers feature a mesh upper inspired by tendons and veins, a molded leather ribcage for added structure, a "My Left Foot"... [More]

Guitar Hero Cuff Links

Show off your inner rocker with these Guitar Hero Cuff Links ($50). Silver plated with a bullet back closure and hard enamel guitar controller detailing, they're a subtle way to subvert that pesky dress code.... [More]

Nerdcore 2009 Calendar

The ultimate geek pin-up calendar is back for the third year in a row. The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar ($25) includes plenty more oversized adult sci-fi-themed photography, along with plenty of important dates, including both regular holidays and nerdy events like Comic-Con, movie releases, anniversaries for... [More]

Laguiole Champagne Sabre

Popping the cork on some bubbly is a great way to celebrate, but to do it in the most manly way possible, you'll need a tool like the Laguiole Champagne Sabre ($200). This stainless steel blade features a rosewood handle and is specially designed to... [More]

Incase EO Collection

With a mixture of high-tech textiles and simplistic modern styling, the new Incase EO Collection has something for everyone. Made from Schoeller Switzerland's eco-friendly, water-resistant NanoSpere fabric, the bags are both versatile and utilitarian. The Messenger Bag ($190), Duffel Bag ($235), and Overnite Bag ($300)... [More]

Fee Brothers Bitters

Ready to take your bartending to the next level? Fee Brothers Bitters ($34) can help. This six-bottle set includes six hard-to-find, hand selected cocktail bitters, including West Indies Orange, Peach, Lemon, Grapefruit, Mint and Old Fashioned — allowing you to expand your mixology horizons beyond... [More]

TAG Heuer Monaco 1969 Original Re-Edition Chronograph

Immortalized by legendary badass Steve McQueen in Le Mans, the TAG Heuer Monaco 1969 Original Re-Edition Chronograph ($TBA) is a true classic. This distinctive timepiece features a square stainless steel case, a self-winding Calibre 11 movement, blue dial, red chronograph hand, water-resistance, and an exclusive... [More]

BDG PE Crew Neck T-Shirt

If you require an above average T-shirt but don't want to sacrifice quality or comfort, check out the BDG PE Crew Neck T-Shirt ($18). Available in six vintage colors, this standard crew is a closet staple. It's made from blended cotton that's lightweight, fits true... [More]

Leatherman Serac LED Flashlights

You already know how well-made and handy Leatherman multitools are. If you carry one daily, you know how you're prepared for just about anything. Except that blasted lack of sunlight thing that seems to happen every night. Save the day with one of these pocket-friendly,... [More]

Touch Book

Can't decide between a new netbook or a tablet? How 'bout both. The Touch Book ($300; May 09) is an always-on netbook that utilizes a detachable keyboard and a 3D touchscreen user interface to make a quick transition to a tablet. Powered by an ARM... [More]

Nissan Cube

It may remind you of a Tamagotchi, but the new Nissan Cube (from $13,990) is one of the best vehicles on the market — and we think it's the epitome of man-cute. (Think of man-cute like an iPod — not exactly a form inspired by... [More]

Maghound

Like Netflix for magazines, Maghound lets you cherry pick which magazines you receive monthly, and lets you change which titles you want month to month. You currently have your choice from nearly 250 magazines. Monthly plans include: 3 mags ($5), 5 mags ($8), 7 mags... [More]

Survival Straps

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly have a section of strong... [More]

RuckJack

When is a jacket not a jacket? When it's a RuckJack ($TBA; March 2009). This innovative outdoor garment converts from a jacket into a rucksack using just one zipper and two clips, keeping you warm and dry when you need it, and carrying extra gear... [More]

Buck Redpoint Knife

When it comes to handy and safe pocket knives, the Buck Redpoint Knife ($36) is at the top of the list. Continuing Buck's 100+ year legacy of knife-making, the Redpoint has it all, from the SafeSpin technology which allows easy one-handed opening and closing of... [More]

Wattson

If you've been thinking about cutting back on your electric usage to help save money (and the environment), then you'll want to check out Wattson (£100; ~$180). This wireless gadget uses a sensor chip and transmitter attached to your main electric cables to monitor your... [More]

Specter Last Resort Belt

Need a belt that will look good with jeans but can save your hide in a tight spot? Check out the Specter Last Resort Belt ($25-$32). made from Mil-Spec parachute webbing, the belt can be used to fully support one's body weight for rappelling or... [More]

Lexon Jet Clock

Available in aluminum and gold finishes, the Lexon Jet Clock ($55) makes a great addition to your modern home. Created by British industrial designer Theo Williams, the Lexon packs a nearly face-wide LCD, on which it shows the time, day, date, and temperature, complete with... [More]

Guinness 250 Anniversary Stout

Love your stout? Then pick yourself up a pack of Guinness 250 Anniversary Stout ($10/six pack). Created to celebrate the 250th anniversary of Arthur Guinness' signing of the lease for his St. James' Gate Brewery in Dublin, this fizzier, maltier version of Guiness is poured... [More]

Timex Military Watch

This J.Crew exclusive Timex Military Watch ($150) is a traditional timepiece for the anti-bling among us. Inspired by military watches from the 1940s, this simple watch features a stainless steel case, nylon strap, and luminescent hands that glow in the dark.... [More]

Lines for All Occasions Bundle

With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for... [More]

Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit

Brew your own brew with the Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit ($90). The most popular beermaking kit in the world, this set gives you everything you need to easily make 50 12 oz bottles of beer. Extra packs are sold separately — choose Coopers Brewery... [More]

Horizontal Shoe Rack

A testament to minimalism, the Horizontal Shoe Rack ($110-165) suspends your shoes above the floor, creating the illusion that they're floating in mid-air, while making for easy sweeping or vacuuming below them. Mounted simply on the wall, the stainless steel rack is easy to install... [More]

Beer Wheel

Learn the basics of beer with the Beer Wheel ($9). This quick dial is packed with information on everything from ales to wheat beers. You're already a pro at drinking the stuff, so you might as well know what you're drinking.... [More]

Samsung Touch of Color Blu-ray Player

Samsung sexes up the Blu-ray arena with the new BD-P4600 Touch of Color Blu-ray Player ($TBA). Besides futuristic good looks, it's the first wall-mountable Blu-ray player, measuring just 1.5 inches thin. It's got touch controls, wireless access to video and music streaming services like Netflix... [More]

Barbour International Motorcycle Jacket

Fend off the rain and wind on your next ride in the Barbour International Motorcycle Jacket ($400). Building on Barbour's 70+ years of cycling apparel experience, the jacket features an 8-oz. waxed cotton outer with cotton tartan lining, four flap-over exterior pockets, one of which... [More]

Beer Chips

It's one thing to snack on chips while drinking beer, but what about snacking on chips that taste like beer? Beer Chips ($4/9 oz bag) are thick, kettle-style chips that are made with beer, giving them a bar-worthy flavor that's like nothing you'll find on... [More]

Luminodot

Like a Lite-Brite for the 21st century, the Bandai Luminodot ($200) is a 70x50 pixelated board with LED backlighting. It includes 1600 bulbs in 12 different colors, special software to help you create and preview your image, and features a removable front panel which lets... [More]

LÜM-TEC Watches

A handsome, hand-assembled limited edition watch for less than $400? To watch nuts, that question usually elicits slobbering laughter. Not anymore. LÜM-TEC Watches ($295-$595) meet all of the above descriptors and then some. Produced in quantities of only around 150 of each, the watches are... [More]

Philips Master LED Bulb

Turn your ordinary E27 or GU10 lightbulb socket into a source of clean light with the Philips Master LED Bulb ($TBA). Available in warm and cool white, each bulb is rated for 45,000 hours of use — 45 times longer than incandescent, 25 times longer... [More]

Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen

We've all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn't just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the... [More]

Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch

Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you... [More]

BUG

If you're a do-it-yourself kinda guy, you might be interested in checking out the BUG for your gadget needs. Made up of a BUGbase ($300) and BUGmodules ($50-$100), BUG is a tinkerer's dream, allowing you to add functionality where and how you want it, and... [More]

When We Left Earth

Even if you only have a passing interest in space, you owe it to yourself to check out When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions ($70/DVD; $80/Blu-ray). This six-part series celebrates NASA's 50th anniversary in HD by opening up the space administration's archives and giving... [More]

Taka Trunk

Wouldn't it be nice to have some quick-access storage in your living room? Well, the Taka Trunk ($500) has you covered. Made of sustainable plantation-grown shesham wood, this refashioned steamer trunk has three hinged lids that reveal tons of room for stuff like games, CDs... [More]

Bush's War

Forget TV. PBS is leading a charge to bring media rich content directly to your computer. Its latest effort: Bush's War, a two part documentary that outlines the fabrication, escalation, invasion and aftermath of the U.S. occupation of Iraq — and it's easily one of... [More]

Duct Tape Bandages

Forget the flesh colored Band-Aids, and opt for some man-approved Duct Tape Bandages ($4). Made from real 3M duct tape, these adhesive bandages are more durable than standard ones, and are even longer to wrap around your sausage fingers.... [More]

J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater

Just in time for fall comes the J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater ($138). Made from fine Italian merino wool woven in a thick 7-gauge knit and featuring details like woven cotton twill elbow patches and front pocket, real horn buttons, and a shawl collar, it will... [More]

Korres Absinthe Shave Cream

Absinthe makes everything better. Korres Absinthe Shave Cream ($22) is a great brushless, non-foaming prep that allows for effortless shaves. Formulated at a milder PH to prevent skin roughness, it's enriched with absinthe extract, jojoba oil, vitamin E, active aloe, and provitamin B5.... [More]

Bacon Floss

If you haven't noticed, we like bacon. So it should come as no surprise that we're digging Bacon Floss ($5). This waxed floss is flavored like crispy fried bacon, making the normally tedious process of flossing a little more fun. [via]... [More]

Brain Toniq

Coffee not cutting it? Red Bull taste too much like urine (don't ask)? There is an alternative. With over two years (that's more than 24 months for those of you counting at home) of research, Brain Toniq ($54/24-pack) was developed to revolutionize the world of... [More]

Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt

For many of us, our iPods supply the soundtrack to our lives — but it's kinda hard to let everyone else hear it. An April Fool's joke turned real product, the Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt ($40; pre-order) overcomes this with a working speaker embedded into the... [More]

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then we have the book for you. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of... [More]

Creature

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

Thaw Candle

A renewable candle holder wasn't exactly at the top of our priority list, but damn, is it cool. The Thaw Candle ($40), designed by Mathew Jackson, will look great in almost any environment. Simply freeze the mold overnight, light your candle inside, and watch the... [More]

Remember Rings

We can all be forgetful at times, especially when it comes to annual events like birthdays and anniversaries. Remember Rings ($760; Pre-order) take the pressure off by reminding you of your important dates. 24 hours before the big day, the HotSpot on the ring will... [More]

Dear Ingo Lamp

The Dear Ingo Lamp ($TBD), which will be known as "the spider lamp" from here on out, is a chandelier made of 16 black metal task lamps. Sure, it's crazy, but it's also kind of awesome. Get your dimmer ready.... [More]

Prepare T-Shirts

It's really crazy how the candidates aren't even talking about the two biggest threats we face as a nation. Let your voice be heard with the Prepare for Robots T-Shirt ($18) and the Prepare for Zombies T-Shirt ($28).... [More]

Emma Jeffs Window Film

Dress up a plain room (or just a plain view) with Emma Jeffs Window Film ($76/roll). This plastic adhesive film is available in six different frosty designs, which adhere to most windows with just a little water, are easy to remove, and give your room... [More]

Mustache Handkerchief

Turn tears (and snot) into smiles with this awesome Mustache Handkerchief ($16). It features four prints of famous mustaches — "Salvador Dali, Tom Selleck, The Classic Handlebar, and some baseball player from the 80s" — and lets you or a lucky borrower try them on... [More]

Haunted Housework T-Shirt

Celebrate the good news with a new tee. The Haunted Housework T-Shirt ($20) proudly sports the Ghostbusters-branded Dustbuster, guaranteed to work on your toughest cat hair and meanest ghouls.... [More]

The Ultimate Bar Book

Regardless of you're skills in mixology, you're bound to find something to like in The Ultimate Bar Book ($14). This tome of tantalizing refreshment includes more than 1,000 drink recipes, with drinks using traditional liquors, wine, sake and beer, and even a few nonalcoholic options.... [More]

Insectivore Edible Bugs

Enjoy some insect delicacies thanks to the hurl-inducing Insectivore collection of edible bugs ($5-$50). Choose from tasty treats like Thai Curry Crickets, Giant Toasted Leafcutter Ants, Mopani Worms, Toffee Scorpion Candy, and Giant Hornet's Honey.... [More]

XL Beer Glass

Go ahead, have the biggest glass in the room. The XL Beer Glass ($13) holds five bottles of beer, assuring you won't lose your spot on the couch over refills.... [More]

The Enlightenment Lamp

Despite all the books on enlightenment, only this one can actually provide light. The Enlightenment Book Lamp ($130) is a book-shaped lamp made from white plexiglass, lit with a 9-watt energy-saving lamp, and with the words "The Enlightenment" on the binding and front cover. Plus,... [More]

Dave’s Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce

We know that Dave makes some insanely hot sauce, but for those times when you need something a little more reasonable, or need to offer a less-hot version of the same dish, check out Dave's Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce ($10). The pump-spray sauce allows you... [More]

Pico USB Flash Drive

You won't find a smaller drive with this much storage anywhere. The easily-lost Pico USB Flash Drive ($50) is less than 4mm thick yet holds 8GB of digital miscellany. It sports a polished chrome finish and is shock and water resistant.... [More]

Ugg Colum Oxford

Get some Ugg style without the obnoxiousness of their boots. The Ugg Colum Oxford ($179) is a casual sneaker with a soft suede upper and interchangeable insoles, one leather and one sheepskin.... [More]

MAGNO Wooden Radio

Sure, we've seen simulated wood grain on electronics before, but we've never seen a modern-looking radio that's really made from wood. Until now. The MAGNO Wooden Radio ($275) is a square-shaped AM/FM radio that combines "the most current mp3 player compatible electronics" with sustainably grown... [More]

Spyderco Byrdwrench Multi-Tool

The Spyderco Byrdwrench ($77) goes a little further than other multi-tools with a combination of one-hand open knife, slip-joint pliers, bit driver, and an adjustable crescent wrench. It's also got a rough punch file/hole-starter and a steel belt clip, and can be separated into two... [More]

Beerhandle

Get a grip on your beer can with the Beerhandle ($10). This ingenious drinking accessory snaps securely onto your favorite can of suds, giving you a better hold on the can, and keeping your hand from prematurely warming up your beer. Fantastic. [Thanks, Sam]... [More]

Silver Plated Beverage Holder

A classy coozie. This Silver Plated Beverage Holder ($28) is the fanciest way to enjoy an icy-cold beer we've seen. Perfect for the discerning Coors Light drinker or your groomsman.... [More]

Batphone

Shakespeare bust with hidden switch? Check. Red Batphone? Check. Young sidekick in weird tights? Uh, yeah, we'll think about that. In the meantime, this Commissioner Gordon-approved phone, just like the Caped Crusader's, lights up when a call comes in to your own Batcave.... [More]

L’Occitane Cade Shower Gel for Hair & Body

Reduce your bathroom travel necessities with the do-it-all L'Occitane Cade Shower Gel for Hair & Body ($20). This two-in-one shower gel works on both your hair and body, getting you clean without the need for two (or more) bottles. Shea butter provides moisturization, and the... [More]

Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses

Have drinks and a cool story to tell with these Recycled Windshield Beer & Wine Glasses. Handmade in Colombia from recycled glass from discarded car windshields, they sport a light green tint and are available as pilsner beer glasses ($20/pair) and stemless wine glasses ($22/pair).... [More]

Fitbit

Ever wonder just how good you're doing on your exercise regimen, or just how much you toss and turn at night? Wonder no more. Fitbit ($100; late 2008) is a tiny wireless tracker that you clip onto your clothing to track your daily movements —... [More]

Nature Aquariums

You're due for a new hobby. How about curator one of these spectacular Nature Aquariums ($TBD) from Aqua Forest Aquarium in San Francisco. Instead of the usual gravel-and-ceramic-sunken-ship styling of your average fish tank, these aquariums are professionally designed with real aquatic plants to create... [More]

Livescribe Pulse Smartpen

Take a lot of notes? Then consider investing in a Livescribe Pulse Smartpen ($150-$200). Available with 1GB or 2GB of internal storage, the Pulse has a microphone, camera, and special paper that allows it to make a digital record of your writing and associate it... [More]

Tentacle Tie

Show up to the meeting in squid style with the Tentacle Tie ($36). Designed by Cyberoptix, this tie features a great silk-screened design straight from the depths.... [More]

Light My Fire Spork

Long recognized by men as the greatest utensil ever, the spork has fallen on some hard times. Years of neglect (read: non-interest) have relegated this mighty tool to plastic-wrapped-disposable-fast-food-hell. Now, nearly 100 years after the spork first graced a hand, the Light My Fire Spork... [More]

Rumplo

If you haven't noticed, we're a little obsessed with T-shirts. We simply can't think of a better way to cover your torso. So when we stumbled upon Rumplo, our new favorite way to find cool tees, we were more than a little excited. The community... [More]

Rare T-Shirt

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought man forget it. "Yo holmes, to Bel-Air". I pulled up... [More]

Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

Mess with your taste buds like never before. These dissolvable Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets ($20), made from the amazing Miracle Fruit plant, will make sour and bitter foods taste super sweet. Just pop one on your tongue, wait a little while, then commence with making... [More]

Fake Gift Boxes

Got a gift that's too good to give away in the box it came in? Fool your recipient with a Fake Gift Box from The Onion ($20/4-pack). This terrific collection of boxes for ridiculous fictitious products — we're particular fans of the Visor-ganizer — is... [More]

Mattel's Battle Cat Print

He-Man's fearless feline gets immortalized in this print from pop-culture kingpin Robert Burden. Based on a one-of-a-kind, nearly 9' tall oil painting, the Mattel's Battle Cat Limited Edition Print ($225) measures 16" x 20" and is limited to only 100 prints. In addition to Cringer,... [More]

Bubble Calendar

It's about time someone combined a calendar with the satisfying pop of bubble wrap. Set in spectacular Helvetica Neue, the Bubble Calendar ($30) is a 48"x18" mammoth that features a single bubble for everyday, letting you mark the passing of time in the most fun... [More]

Scissor Spiders

Handmade from scissors confiscated by airport security, Scissor Spiders ($250) are some of the meanest-looking cubicle candy we've seen in a while. Measuring six-inches across and nine inches across, respectively, these metal menaces will have your vinyl toys running for cover. [Thanks, Christopher]... [More]

Groom Mate

Unsightly ear and nose hair ruining your otherwise clean-cut appearance? The Groom Mate Platinum XL ($20) is here to help. This compact stainless steel trimmer is designed to never pull hair thanks to its two-handed design — just hold the top with one hand and... [More]

Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's

Peruse the first decade of Playboy in 21st century style. With Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's ($60), you get every issue and every page in one searchable digital archive. The included Bondi Reader software (Mac/PC) lets you easily browse, search, and save the collection,... [More]

Icon Watch

It's a watch that looks like the one on your computer. Is there really anything more to be said? The Icon Watch ($75) features an ABS and stainless steel body, a polyurethane band, and a spectacular dot matrix design that merges the worlds of computing... [More]

Delicious Library 2

Our favorite cataloging app just got a lot better. Delicious Library 2 ($40/new, $20/upgrade) lets users of Mac OS X Leopard catalog and organize their stuff, from CDs and games to toys, tools, and more, displayed in all their glory on photo-realistic shelves. Handy webcam... [More]

Gypsy Belt

Whether you're a gypsy, drifter, biker, or just want a little extra protection on your person, check out the Gypsy Belt ($125-$150). This sharp-looking (get it?) accessory starts as a one-piece buckle with one squared end and one sharpened, dagger-like end, available in a variety... [More]

Lollyphile Lollipops

Who's in the mood for some pig and alcohol flavored suckers? Lollyphile is a San Fran-based company selling odd lollypop flavors (4/$10), like its first two creations, Absinthe and Maple-bacon. The Absinthe lollypops are made with real absinthe, and the Maple-bacon ones are made with... [More]

Cut Throat Tie

With a combination of whimsy and style, the Cut Throat Tie ($30-$50) from Cyberoptix is sure to liven up your office-wear. The tie features a design of five straight razor chevrons that would make Sweeney Todd proud, and is available in microfiber or silk, in... [More]

Toy Wheel & Tire Cufflinks

Roll into the office sporting a pair of these Toy Wheel & Tire Cufflinks ($25-$35). Available in four different mag styles, the cufflinks all feature silver-plated bases.... [More]

Ballpark Cuff Links

Wear some baseball history on your sleeves with these authentic Ballpark Cuff Links ($150-$300). These one-of-a-kind cuff links are made from salvaged wood seats from the country's most famous stadiums — take your pick from Yankee Stadium (royal blue), Wrigley Field (dark green), Fenway Park... [More]

Borat Travel Guide

Everyone's favorite televiski journalist is back with a new a new hardcover travel book that will show you how to live it up in Kazakhstan. Entitled Borat: Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan ($17), the guide "showcase of all that is great of Kazakhstan–marvel... [More]

InsideOut Martini Glass Set

Get the classic martini shape without the tall, unstable glass with the InsideOut Martini Glass Set ($55). In addition to the added stability of the two included glasses, the design is visually interesting, and provides function as well: it helps to keep your drink cooler... [More]

Airswitch 1 Lamp

Science meets home decor in the Airswitch 1 Lamp ($85). Designed to look like a laboratory flask, the lamp lets users move their hand over the top to turn the light on and off, and raising or lowering of the hand lets you adjust the... [More]

The Big Lebowski Action Figures

Do we even need to explain how excited we are about these? The Big Lebowski Urban Achiever 8-Inch Action Figure Set ($25) features The Dude and Walter, along with extras like their bowling balls and bags, Cynthia's Pomeranian, the famous White Russian, and Donny's ashes... [More]

Quad Bookshelf

It's rare to see a bookshelf with enough moxie to become the focal point of a room, but that's certainly the case with the Quad Bookshelf ($1800). The 47-inch squared bookshelf features a bevy of differently-sized shelves, sized for all different types of media, and... [More]

The Midnight Card

From the makers of The Douche Card comes another simple, sleek card that gets the point across with little left to the imagination. The Midnight Card ($5/25 cards) says, "This face leaves at midnight, be on it...", and if that isn't straight-forward enough, the other... [More]

Noon Solar Logan Bag

Just because your bag can power your army of gadgets doesn't mean it has to look like something from outer space. The Noon Solar Logan Bag ($412) has a solar panel on the inside and an excellent leather and hemp frontside, so you're not always... [More]

Goonies Action Figures

Stage your own search for One-Eyed Willie's gold, right in your cubicle, with this set of Goonies action figures ($13 each). Mezco Toyz and Warner Bros. have teamed up to release these first-ever official Goonies figures. Take your pick from Sloth, Data, Mouth, Chunk, and... [More]

Moo MiniCards

With more uses than we can possibly list here, Moo MiniCards ($20/100) are the coolest paper-based product since toilet paper... or something. The roughly 1.1 x 2.75-inch cards feature any image you want on one side — from your computer, flickr or one of Moo's... [More]

Pirate Self Portrait Mirror

Add a little "Arrr!" to your routine with the Pirate Self Portrait Mirror ($48). Designed by Jeannie Choe & Steven Tomlinson, this 16"x12" mirror adds an eye patch and parrot to your ensemble anytime you line up in front to check yourself out.... [More]

Assface Soap

Whether you're needing a cheap gift for a friend, or have a hard time remembering which side is for which part, this Assface Soap ($6) will do the trick. As you might have guessed, the bar has "Face" on one side and "Ass" on the... [More]

Charles & Ray Eames Postage Stamps

We'll readily admit that USPS stamps aren't the sexiest items we could write about. Then again, when they feature the classic designs of Charles & Ray Eames, there are few stamps that can compare. The USPS Charles & Ray Eames Postage Stamp Collection ($7 a... [More]

General Mills Kubrick Series

Pay homage to the original breakfast icons with these sugary sweet toys. The General Mills Kubrick Series ($20 each) includes Franken Berry, Boo Berry and Count Chocula. Glow in the dark versions also available for even scarier cereal lovers.... [More]

Gorilla Ashtrays

Even if you don't allow smoking at your place, one of these Gorilla Ashtrays ($25) will bring some much needed awesomeness to your coffee table. Choose wisely from Gorilla, Skullrilla, and Robotrilla. Each offers the same special feature — when you sit a cig in... [More]

Daylight Projection Clock

Oregon Scientific's Daylight Projection Clock ($130) displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition, automatically adjusting its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. In addition to precise atomic time and indoor and outdoor temperature, the... [More]

Lippi Selk Sleeping Bag

Little did you know, there actually is a sleeping bag that you can wear. The Lippi Selk Sleeping Bag ($175) is a sleeping bag/suit that is designed to keep you warm while allowing you the mobility that in the worst of conditions can keep you... [More]

Magwear Magnetic Wristband

Any true geek will tell you that half the battle of working on electronics is trying to keep track of all those too-damn-small screws. The Magwear Magnetic Wristband ($18) helps alleviate this problem by providing a magnetic surface to hold the small stuff while you... [More]

Every Man Jack Face Wash

If you're going to buy face wash, you might as well buy the one with woodgrain packaging. The affordable Every Man Jack Face Wash ($5) cleans your mug with coconut-derived surfactants, while marine extracts soothe and moisturize. Take your pick from mint or fragrance free.... [More]

Madballs

Alongside the Garbage Pail Kids in the pantheon of questionable children's toys from long ago sit the Madballs ($6). These super-gross bouncy balls are being re-issued with the original designs, including Skull Face, Screamin' Meemie, Slobulus, Hornhead, and Bash Brain (formerly known as "Crack Head"),... [More]

Umbra Magtable

If you're like us, your coffee table is used for one primary purpose: the display and/or storage of magazines. The Umbra Magtable ($160) takes this idea to the next level by offering slots in the top for hanging magazines. Simply genius. [via]... [More]

Wurkin Stiffs Executive Power Stays

Need new collar stays, but in more than just one size? Wurkin Stiffs Executive Power Stays - Assorted Sizes ($43) packs three pairs of magnetic collar stays — 2, 2.5, and 3-inches in length — in a classy leather gift box that's perfect for travel,... [More]

Heavy-Weight Tape Dispenser

Perturbed by all the craptastic tape dispensers out there, London-based designers Daniel Black and Martin Blum decided to make one that was a little more hardcore. Their retro-styled Heavy-Weight Tape Dispenser ($60) has a 3-pound cast zinc body that's heavy enough for one-hand use, while... [More]

Beer Bottle Goblets

Drinking from the bottle has never been as classy, thanks to these Beer Bottle Goblets ($25/2-pack). Made from reclaimed Grolsch, Sol, or Corona bottles, glass artisans cut away the bottles' bottoms, and reuse them, bonding them to the bottles' former tops to create a robust... [More]

Gun Mug

Daydream about killing your annoying cubicle neighbor with this hardcore Gun Mug ($16). Choose your weapon — black with platinum trigger or white with gold-plated trigger.... [More]

Cubix Lamp

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along... [More]

Amber Block Lamp

One of our favorite lamps is getting a color update. The Amber Block Lamp ($160; May 2008) is a new version of Harri Koskinen's Block Lamp, featuring amber-colored glass that has not been sand-blasted, along with a matching brown textile cord. The lamp gives off... [More]

Tattoo Pin-Up Girl Towels

Bring the pin-up girl into the 21st century — and into your bathroom — with Tattoo Pin-Up Girl Towels ($30 each). Choose from one of three designs by Uncrate fav. Kathy Steig, and wow your guests with the ultimate anti-rubber ducky bathroom decor.... [More]

The Slanket

While it might not be the most fashionable thing to wear around the house, The Slanket ($45) is cool (or warm) enough to be billed as "the best blanket ever." Made from super-soft polyester microfiber and sporting two oversized sleeves, the Slanket is certainly a... [More]

Pirate Scope

Being successful as a pirate was as much about sailing as it was about looting and pillaging, and to be a good sailor, you've got to know where you're going. The Pirate Scope ($70) is much like the ones used in the pirates' heyday, but... [More]

Collector's Edition Slinky

One of the most loved toys in the world goes back to its roots with this Collector's Edition Slinky ($8). Sporting the "dark metal" coloring of the original, this Slinky also comes in a box that features the original package design from 1945.... [More]

Buildings of Disaster

Some doom and gloom for this darkest of holidays. Buildings of Disaster ($110 each) are miniature replicas of famous structures where tragic events took place. Examples, shown above, include Ford's Theater, The Dakota, and the Texas School Book Depository. The evil architecture is hand-finished with... [More]

Douglas Hammers

Whether you're framing your new "Man Room" addition or just hanging some new artwork, these sleek Douglas Hammers ($60-$70) will do the job. Designed for pro carpenters and do-it-yourselfers alike, the hammers feature an exclusive H2IT (Head-Handle Interface Technology), which makes them stronger and more... [More]

Costume T-Shirts

Sport the uniform of your favorite character with Costume T-Shirts ($20-$30). These soft tees feature graphic prints of the costumes of some of our favorite movie and cartoon characters, such as Optimus Prime, Spider-Man, He-Man, and the deadly Storm Shadow, as well as Star Wars... [More]

The Wedge

As we've pretty much confirmed, Uncraters are a drinking bunch — so it only makes sense to mention The Wedge ($13). These rubber bottle-stacking props make sure that your stash of Grolsch doesn't end up rolling around your fridge, and lets you make better use... [More]

ManSpace

We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five categories, such as "Collecting" and... [More]

Leatherman Skeletool

Now Available. Originally posted 09/07. Whether you're a professional heli-skier or a geek stuck down in the IT department, you should always have a good multi-tool in your pocket. But if the thought of said tool weighing down your pants all day doesn't appeal, maybe... [More]

Opus Shelving

Inspired by the ancient Roman wall-building technique known as "opus incertum," the Opus Shelving System ($450) will have your crib looking like a palace in no time. The durable shelving is made from 100% recyclable polypropylene — the same material used to make motorcycle helmets... [More]

Cube Jigger

It's not easy trying to eyeball drink measures, so ditch your two-sized jigger for one that covers all the bases. The Cube Jigger ($20) is an aluminum, square-shaped jigger with the six most common liquid measures represented on the six different sides. Inspired by traditional... [More]

Facebank

You know the phrase "feeding change"? Well, it gets taken to a whole new extreme with the Facebank ($29). This mildy-creepy electronic bank features a face on the front that opens up to "eat" your change, and holds around 30 quarters.... [More]

Lumencraft GatLight V3 Titanium Flashlight

Navigate the winter darkness with this Lightsaber-like LED flashlight. Created by a team of American aerospace engineers, European artists and Swiss craftsman, the Lumencraft GatLight V3 Titanium Flashlight ($395) features titanium and carbon fiber structural components, an integrated lithium battery, and comes in a wooden... [More]

Reebok Voltron Shoes

Get ready for the next giant retro robot movie with a sweet pair of these Reebok Voltron Shoes. Take your pick from: Reebok Voltron Pack Court Victory - Black Tiger ($125), Reebok Voltron Pack Insta Pump Fury - Red Tiger ($135), Reebok Voltron Pack ERS... [More]

Killerspin Revolution Ping Pong Table

Play like table tennis pros on the Killerspin Revolution Ping Pong Table ($2,000). As seen in use on ESPN and Balls of Fury, the high-end table was designed specifically for professional competitions. It sports a two-piece tabletop construction for easy setup, a special glare reducing... [More]

Metrokane V1 Vacuum Decanter

It's time you stopped pouring out your leftover wine. The world's first decanter with vacuum sealing, the Metrokane V1 ($74) will keep your favorite bottle fresh until the next pouring. The 52-ounce handblown crystal decanter comes with a vacuum stopper and an easy to use... [More]

Davek SOLO Umbrella

Ditch your aging Totes and step up to the style and class of the Davek SOLO Umbrella ($95). As well engineered as it is good looking, the SOLO features a WindFlex Frame System that is reinforced with flexible carbon polymer ligaments and has a solid... [More]

G.I. Joe 25th Anniversary Sets

Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions of the originals, with the... [More]

Mistakes Men Make

We all know about common male mistakes, and we're all guilty of making them from time to time. Mistakes Men Make ($11) is a guide to avoiding these chick-flick cliches, packed with tips and do's and don'ts, covering everything from home decor to personal hygiene... [More]

Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt

Finding a wireless internet access point can be a pain sometimes, so do yourself (and your gadget-toting brethren) a favor by sporting the Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt ($30). It boasts a glowing animation on the front chest that dynamically displays the current Wi-Fi signal strength in... [More]

Computer Key Cufflinks

Show off your inner geek at the most formal of events with these Computer Key Cufflinks ($70). Available in "Esc/Ctrl" or "Help/Delete", these sterling silver cufflinks look like their generic keyboard equivalents, and feature a power icon on the back side for some added geekiness.... [More]

Kozik Stalin Bust

Give your favorite communist friend the gift they've always wanted with this Kozik Joseph Stalin Bust ($200). Available in army green and limited to just 50 pieces worldwide, this rotation-molded vinyl bust features Frank Kozik's trademark cigarette hanging from its mouth. Communism and millions of... [More]

Replug

"MagSafe for your headphones." Okay, so that's not really the slogan for Replug ($TBA; Fall 2007), but users of any recent Mac laptop will certainly see the similarity. Replug transforms any standard 3.5mm audio jack into a breakaway connection, protecting the jack from undue stress,... [More]

Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds

Because you never bought it "just for the articles," you can now page through more than 600 beauties inside Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds ($315). Starting with Marilyn herself, this huge collector's edition book has every centerfold from every issue, presented exactly as they appeared in... [More]

Oblong Gear Clock

Cog up your crib with this unique Oblong Gear Clock ($125). The industrial time teller features a column of working, rotating gears covered with a rectangular piece of glass marked with the necessary increments of time.... [More]

Chimay Beer Glasses

Get your beer buzz on like Belgium monks via these Chimay Beer Glasses ($9) and the book Brew Like a Monk ($13). The glasses, made in the traditional style, hold 12 ounces of monastic brewed goodness while the book teaches you ancient Trappist brewing techniques... [More]

Death By PowerPoint

The author of The Metrosexual Guide to Style is back at his witty ways in Death By PowerPoint: A Modern Office Survival Guide ($11). Michael Flocker offers his take on the typical handbook to the corporate rat race with his own slice of humor. It's... [More]

Loop Media Center

If you're not looking forward to wall-mounting your new plasma or LCD, the Loop Media Center ($598) might just be what the TV doctor ordered. The Crate & Barrel piece offers a match-everything espresso finish, four recessed cubbies along each side that hold up to... [More]

Perpetual Calendar

Professional office settings require guys to give up their swimsuit calendars. Add some pizzazz nonetheless to your cubicle walls with this Prepetual Calendar ($38). This eternal calendar lets you move the two magnetic balls to mark the date and month. It’s made of injection-molded plastic... [More]

Shark Week 20th Anniversary DVD Collection

Shark Week has been luring guys to the Discovery Channel for 20 years now. In celebration of the anniversary next week, they've put out the Shark Week 20th Anniversary DVD Collection ($25). The 4-DVD set includes 14 classic ocean predator programs.... [More]

SpeaQualiser

Add a little funk to your listening station with the SpeaQualizer ($40). This table-top gadget uses a functional animated equalizer to bring your music to life with flashing, jumping light bars in shades of red, blue, and green. It runs on 4 AAA batteries, so... [More]

Wurkin Stiffs Magnetic Collar Stays

Every well-dressed man has his style secrets. Our latest secret for keeping a crisp and polished look are the Wurkin Stiffs magnetic collar stays ($17). These polished stainless steel stays come with tiny magnets to not only hold your collar super stiff and in place,... [More]

Mini Kart USB Slim Drive

Extreme thinness and decent storage are the hallmarks of the OCZ 2GB Mini Kart USB Slim Drive ($84). The house of the Mini Kart is a mere 2.8mm thick, which makes it thin enough to shove into your wallet so you can carry around thousands... [More]

Shinebox Business Cards

If your business cards look a little outdated, step into the 21st century with these Shinebox business card booklets ($150 and up). The company allows you to design and upload your cards, shipping them back to you in the form of a booklet which contains... [More]

Barrel O' Monkeys Tie Tack

You remember Barrel O' Monkeys, right? The super-simple yet entirely frustrating game has spawned this Barrel O' Monkeys Tie Tack ($31). The sterling silver tack is cast from the actual plastic monkeys found in the game, so your homage to vintage toys is as authentic... [More]

Alternadad

It's not easy being a hipster parent. At least, that's what Neal Pollack would have you believe in his latest work, Alternadad ($15). Pollack, known for his pop-culture classic The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature, takes a look at his transition from party-loving hipster... [More]

Sugar High T-Shirt

Stylized illustrations of all your favorite teeth-rotting kids cereal characters are here on the Sugar High T-Shirt ($15). We imagine it's what it'd be like opening up the kitchen cabinet after a long night at the peyote convention.... [More]

Last Exit to Nowhere T-Shirts

Camp Crystal Lake, Cyberdyne, the USCSS Nostromo — fictional, but real places to fans of movies like Friday the 13th, The Terminator, and Alien. Now you can sport the logos and slogans of all kinds of places, corporations, and companies from 20th century fiction thanks... [More]

Measuring Beaker

If you're the type of geek who dreads leaving the lab behind, check out this Measuring Beaker ($6). The plastic, mod blue beaker is designed to help you measure things in the kitchen, but we're pretty sure it might come in handy for other projects... [More]

Obelisk Chairs

The Obelisk Chairs ($8,920) take seats at the home or office in a whole new direction. When not in use, these four aluminum frame, woven polyethylene chairs and matching table stack together to form a Sci-Fi-like piece. The chairs have white cushions and the entire... [More]

Robocop 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition

Part man. Part machine. All cop. How could you not love a movie with a tagline like that? Watch Detroit get cleaned up again by everyone's favorite cyborg with the Robocop 20th Anniversary Collector's Edition DVD ($16; Aug. 21). The 2-disc set has theatrical and... [More]

Barcode Doormat

Nevermind the fact that your local delivery man probably knows you're a geek judging from the endless stream of computer shipments coming to your house, now you can confirm his suspicions with the Barcode Doormat ($24). Made from 100% recycled truck tires, it's a great... [More]

Psycho Bunny Striped Tie

Seriously, how can you go wrong with a tie from a company named Psycho Bunny? You just can't. The Psycho Bunny Striped Ties ($110) feature various stripes and the all-important bunny skull and crossbones.... [More]

Time Flies Clock Set

An awesome way to keep track of the important time zones, the Time Flies Clock Set ($80) consists of three individual country-shaped clocks stamped with New York, London and Hong Kong. The clocks have white metal faces with red metal hands. Look closely to see... [More]

Framed Frosted Glass

Forget the boring whiteboard for leaving yourself those "pick up beer" notes — write in style with this Framed Frosted Glass ($129) from Pottery Barn. This sheet of frosted glass is enclosed in a nice frame and you can use the included pen to doodle,... [More]

City Plates

You don't need to have visited LA, Shanghai, Cario or Berlin to realize their importance as gateways, nor to appreciate the design of their City Plates ($48/each). Each of these 12" porcelain plates represents one of these cities, with the downtown core printed on a... [More]

Custom Creature Taxidermy

From the dark, dark mind of artist Sarina Brewer comes this collection of disturbing animal creations. Stop by her Custom Creature Taxidermy site to order yourself some Two-Headed Squirrels ($800), a Mutant Pickled Piglet ($375), a Flying Monkey ($3500), or the Capricorn ($1500) shown here.... [More]

Synopsis T-shirts

Movie buffs will love this line of 2K tees from Stereotype Design. As their name implies, the Synopsis T-shirts ($35) feature the official one-line cable descriptions of well-known movies, along with their star rating and year released. Our favorites include Scarface, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,... [More]

Mentos Geyser Tube

The Mentos Geyser Tube ($5) is a small clear tube that will help you maximize the effect of the best backyard science experiment ever discovered. Just load the Mentos into the tube, lock it onto your 2-liter of Coke (diet works best), pull the pin... [More]

Cyberoptix Medic Tie

While we're certainly not in the medical field, we don't mind dressing the part. The Cyberoptix Medic Tie ($30-$50) is a plain tie with the familiar medic cross on it. While the standard white model pictured is fine and all, the tie is available in... [More]

Himmei Bed Linens

It's not always easy to find good-looking, organically-inspired bedding — especially in brown. Himmei Bed Linens ($90-$120) combine a fantastic pattern — based on a classic photo negative design by Maija Isola of Merimekko fame — with soft, 270-thread-count cotton to create a warm, inviting... [More]

Dart Coat Hooks

There's really not much we can say about these things. They're darts... that you stick in the wall... to hang stuff on. The Dart Coat Hooks ($34/set of 3) are made of stainless steel and are tipped with screws for wall-mounting.... [More]

Cork Wallet

We've shown you a ton of unique wallets over the years, and we don't see a reason to stop now. The Cork Wallet ($65) is a MoMA-exclusive wallet made out of — surprise — cork. Each wallet is handmade by the designer with all natural... [More]

Danger Bomb Alarm Clock

To satiate your unending desire to be a world-saving hero, we present the Danger Bomb Alarm Clock ($40). This clever clock wakes you every morning with an explosion sound, and to disable the bomb, you have to follow the code (which resets every morning) to... [More]

Ribbons & Boughs Plate Set

These plates are sure to bring some style to your next fried bologna sandwich. Made of lightweight melamine, the Ribbons & Boughs Plate Set ($48) includes four uniquely-shaped plates sporting a terrific abstract-foliage design.... [More]

The Douche Card

These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]

LampLamp

For as long as it's been around, people have tried to cover the light bulb up with shades. No more, thanks to the LampLamp ($28). This 30-watt bulb will fit in most sockets, providing an interesting conversation piece as it appears to be glued in... [More]

Keyport Slide

It's not fun carrying around a full keychain — not only does it make for a massive bulge in your jeans, it can also damage your car ignition if your chain is too weighed down. The Keyport Slide ($TBA) promises to alleviate this situation by... [More]

Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition

De Niro. Scorsese. Need we say more? Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($19) has all the hardcore Travis Bickle action you remember, along with over three hours of extras, including an excellent feature-length making-of video.... [More]

Multi-bin Organizer

If you're like us, you probably have quite a few items that you use regularly but don't necessarily want to keep out in the open. With a Multi-bin Organizer ($150), this isn't a problem. Throw shoes, toys, tools, or supplies in the angled, open bins... [More]

2008 Ford Shelby GT500KR

"Eleanor" is back. The Ford Shelby GT500KR ($TBA; 2008) marks the 40th anniversary of the original GT500KR, and boasts 540 horsepower. Other features include a revised calibration and cold air intake system, 6-speed manual transmission, Shelby-designed 18-inch wheels, carbon composite hood, and a revamped suspension.... [More]

Avery Coonley House Cufflinks

Classic design looks great no matter where it's used or how it's adapted — and these Avery Coonley House Cufflinks ($40) are no exception. Adapted from Frank Lloyd Wright's wooden frieze for the Avery Coonley House in Riverside, IL, the striking design will make any... [More]

StatAttak T-Shirts

There are a lot of graphic tees out there, but few have goals this lofty. StatAttak T-Shirts ($25/each) feature awesome graphic representations of some of the world's most disturbing country-based statistics. For instance, the Botswana 37 tee (shown) tells us that 37% of the population... [More]

Ignignokt Mooninite LED Advertisement

In case you missed it, Boston slowed to a crawl yesterday due to a bomb scare over ads for Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Now you can buy your very own "bomb" thanks to Boston-area eBayers. The Ignignokt Mooninite LED Advertisement ($TBD) features LEDs mounted on... [More]

Alessi Luna Watch

Designed by Alessandro Mendini, the Alessi Luna Watch ($95) reflects the calm of it's namesake — the moon. It features a dark brown dial, a stainless steel case, and a dark brown leather strap that lends the entire watch a sense of serenity — only... [More]

Bangover Quilt

Not all quilts have to look like they came from an arts and crafts fair. The Bangover Quilt from Quiltsryche ($700-$2000) is one of several kick-ass, handmade quilts by Boo Davis. Because of the made-to-order, piece-by-piece construction, the quilts can take several months to receive... [More]

Inhabit Builtby Lamp

With 15 different styles available, you're sure to find an Inhabit lamp to match your indoor landscape. The company's boxy Builtby Lamp ($170-$232) comes in a variety of color schemes, with unique names like Chump Change, Even Steven, Mack Daddy, Road Dog, and Shoot The... [More]

8-Core Mac Pro

If a measly four cores isn't enough for you, take a gander at the new 8-core Mac Pro ($4000 and up). It boasts two 3.0GHz Quad-Core Intel Xeon processors, up to 3TB of internal storage, up to 16GB of fully buffered ECC RAM, and graphics... [More]

Transformers T-Shirts

If this is the greatest week of your life since, well, ever, we bet we know why. So, fanboy, order you up some Transformers T-Shirts ($20) and seek out your own Allspark. Choose from the Decepticon T-Shirt, Transformers 1984 Movie Poster T-Shirt, Optimus Prime T-Shirt,... [More]

Ikea Fusion Table & Chairs

If you're looking for an affordable dining set for your place, you should check out the DWR-worthy Ikea Fusion Table and Chairs ($300). The table efficiently seats four with a super unique style that allows the matching chairs to fit directly up against the corners... [More]

Ambient Forecasting Umbrella

Finally, an umbrella that reminds you to bring it along before you need it. The Ambient Forecasting Umbrella ($100) is a 58" dual-canopy umbrella with a "gust buster" design, push-button opening, and one killer feature: a built-in wireless transmitter that gets the daily weather forecast... [More]

In-Home Sauna

The benefits of spending time in the sauna are fairly well-known, but what's not well known is that you can get those benefits from your own home. The Infusion Three-Person Infrared Sauna ($2300) features healing infrared heat, a magazine rack, reading lamp, AM/FM stereo with... [More]

Liveboard

If you're a true baseball fan, you'll appreciate the classic display of the Liveboard ($300). This wirelessly-updated scoreboard lets you keep track of any game's score, inning, batter's count, and base occupancy, all in real-time. It's the perfect way to keep track of your favorite... [More]

Blik Threadless Wall Graphics

The decal specialists at Blik have teamed up with T-shirt community Threadless to offer some great wall graphics based on some popular tees. The Blik Threadless wall decals ($50-$60) currently include nine modern designs, our favorites being Happy Creatures (shown), Sad Psycho, and Nerd Berd.... [More]

M&Co Five O'Clock

This beauty of a clock features only one number, but if you're working a normal schedule, it's the only number that matters. The M&Co Five O'Clock ($125), designed by Tibor Kalman, is 12" in diameter and features an aluminum case and dial, mineral-glass crystal cover,... [More]

Akazawa PLEN Robot

Those longing for their dearly departed Sony Aibo may be able to find a new robotic friend in the Akazawa PLEN Desktop Hobby Robot ($2,400). Only 50 of these little, expensive hobby robots are initially being made. Designed to be controlled through Bluetooth devices such... [More]

Hammerpress Shit! Cards

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes... [More]

Faceball

We've been holding off on posting about Faceball, the newest office sports craze, until the "official" balls were available for purchase. Now that they are, we introduce you to your new favorite pastime. Faceball is basically a one-on-one game in which you and an opponent... [More]

Verbarius Clock

We don't know why it took so damn long to get a clock that answers the simple question "What time is it?" The Verbarius Clock ($160; Nov 2007) does simply that, utilizing graphic LCD screens behind tinted glass to give the answer in simple terms,... [More]

Loft Cube

Ever wonder what it would be like to build a place on the top of a small building? That's exactly what the Loft Cube (From $111,000) was designed for — that, and people on the move. The Cube was designed to be a temporary living... [More]

The Guitar Hero T-Shirt

We bet Hendrix would have kicked your ass at Guitar Hero. Show him the respect he deserves with The Guitar Hero T-Shirt ($20). Rock.... [More]

The Book of General Ignorance

"That what I don't know, I don't think I know." - Socrates Prepare to learn that you "don't know" a lot more than you think, thanks to The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson and John Lloyd ($14). This tome of the trivial throws... [More]

Adidas Oki-Ni Wilhelm Bungert

Wilhelm Bungert was the first German tennis player to make it the Wimbledon finals in 1967, and is the latest athlete honored in Oki-Ni and Adidas' Icons line. The Adidas Oki-Ni Wilhelm Bungert ($186) is based on a shoe released in the 70's, and has... [More]

Yuri Gagarin Tee

We're not claiming to be big fans of the former U.S.S.R., but we do find this tee immortalizing the first man in space too good to pass up. The Yuri Gagarin Tee from Robata ($10) features an intricate design in gold and Russian red on... [More]

Zontik Rubik's Cube

The classic Rubik's Cube is a great little toy to have around the house or office, but let's face it: the original, plastic cube is a bit of an eyesore in a lot of environments and can sometimes seem tacky. Fix that problem with this... [More]

The Search by John Battelle

Like all start-ups, Google has an interesting story behind it just like all the rest. In The Search: How Google and Its Rivals Rewrote the Rules of Business and Transformed Our Culture by John Battelle ($17) you learn not only of Google’s path from a... [More]

Vipp Towels

These premium towels from Vipp feature a super handy rubber tag that lets you hang them up to dry. The Vipp towels come in four stylish colors — white, cream, black and grey — and three sizes — 18 x 26" ($20), 22 x 38"... [More]

Lego Housewares

You guys sure know what we like. We've gotten approximately 1,256 emails telling us about this awesome Lego Ice Cube Tray ($8). And every fun-loving man should definitely have a couple. But while at Lego's online store, we also spotted the Lego Corkscrew & Bottle... [More]

Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring

A lot of guys don't like the idea of wearing rings for fashion — they think that it might somehow make them "girly." Well, there's nothing "girly" about this ring. The Stainless Steel and Concrete Ring ($170) keeps it real manly with a wide, thick... [More]

The Golden Age of Advertising - the 60s

The 1960s were a very creative time to say the least. This hardcover collection of print ads chronicles the best of what made Americans buy, buy, buy during the crazy decade. In The Golden Age of Advertising - the 60s ($13), you'll find ads for... [More]

Saishin Retsu LED Watch

While it may not retain the title of "Worlds Smallest LED Wristwatch" forever, it certainly deserves the title for now. The Saishin Retsu LED Watch from Tokyoflash ($130) sports diminutive measurements of 25mm x 30mm x 8mm, along with an interesting way to tell time.... [More]

Gerber Hinderer Rescue Knife

Designed by fireman Rick Hinderer, this knife has all of the features you'll need in case of an emergency. The Gerber Hinderer Rescue Knife ($90) has a window punch, seatbelt cutter and oxygen tank wrench to go along with its 3.5-inch serrated blade made of... [More]

Teak Keyhole Table

As you've probably noticed, we like to recommend eco-friendly products when we can. These Keyhole Tables ($150 each) are made of reclaimed teak, which is fine by us — it gives them an unusual color and texture that help them to stand out. Add to... [More]

Pixel Blocks

As you were growing up, do you recall the moment of Zen-like satisfaction that you got from building your first original (without instructions, of your own accord) Lego object? Neither do we, but now we have an opportunity to let our kids learn in pixels,... [More]

Vaja Messenger Bags

Our friends at Vaja have released a new line of messenger bags, and as with all their products, they look pretty sweet. The Messenger Bag 15" ($380) features 5 pockets, two of them zippered, and sports internal dimensions of 12.9" x 10.6" x 3.9". The... [More]

Beer Caddy

If the idea of lugging yourself to the ice box over and over again for a beer turns you off, consider this Beer Caddy currently on sale over at Neiman Marcus to help alleviate your frustrations. This beer lover's gadget holds a five liter beer... [More]

Hybrid-Home Limited Edition Prints

These limited edition silk-screened prints will update any room with a clean, colorful and modern look. Designed by Portland-based Dora Drimalas, the Hybrid-Home Limited Edition Prints ($40) come in either 27.5" x 20" or 16" x 20" sizes. We're digging the "Monsters" (shown) and "Spaceship"... [More]

Ohto Tasche Fountain Pen

Although we deal with lesser writing instruments on a regular basis, there really is nothing like a fine fountain pen for doing business. The Ohto Tasche Fountain Pen ($20) is unique in its design that allows it to take up much less room than a... [More]

Jonas Damon Alarm Clock

This open translation of an alarm clock is sure to turn some heads. The Jonas Damon LED Alarm Clock ($90) is made up of four cubes, each with a single number displayed, that when put in the correct order tell the time. By separating the... [More]

Wood Grain Rug

It may not sound like a stellar idea, but putting this Wood Grain Rug ($109-$749) on top of your wood flooring works pretty damn well. The carved soft wool pile rug ranges in sizes from 2.5' x 7' to 9' x 12' and comes in... [More]

Skull & Bones Silk Tie

We've got skulls on our hand towels and sweaters, so we might as well have them on our ties too. Designed by Jared Paul Stern, the Skull & Bones silk tie ($96) awesomely mixes equal parts of preppy and punk. They're available in red with... [More]

Grids Silk Tie

We pride ourself on hunting the freshest neck ties. And the Grids Silk Tie ($90) is at the top of our list right now. Designed by Brooklyn-based duo Sovereign Beck, they're handmade of 100% silk, come in magenta or black, and show the world your... [More]

DS-Xtreme

We were feeling left out of the budding DS homebrew scene, that is until we received this little fella. The DS-Xtreme ($125) is an all-in-one solution for playing homebrew on the DS. It features 512MB of storage on the card and plugs into your computer... [More]

SlingCatcher

If you've been looking for a simple device to let you watch stupid YouTube videos on your big-screen, then check out the SlingCatcher ($200; Q2). It's like a reverse Slingbox — instead of sending your TV programming to your laptop or mobile phone, the SlingCatcher... [More]

Paperclip Cactus

If you want to bring a little cartoon flavor to your workspace, check out this magnetic cactus paperclip holder from Mocha Home ($23). Yeah, it's a little goofy, but so are those redundant reports that you must turn by 5 p.m. every day. There's never... [More]

Threadless Select

The T-shirt Godfathers at Threadless recently introduced their new Threadless Select series ($25 each). Featuring unrestricted designs from only the elite T-shirt designers, the Select series will definitely help you standout amongst the sea of tees. The Select series features more inks per design, the... [More]

Vlaemsch Deer Head

While the classic trophy head is at best cliche and at worst downright redneck, this modern take is sure to get the right kind of attention. The Vlaemsch Deer Head ($150) is made from birch plywood and is life-size — giving it all the visual... [More]

Apple TV

We've known about it since September, but now it's out with a new name. The Apple TV ($299) is essentially an iPod for your TV, coming with 720p video output through component video, optical and analog audio, and HDMI ports. It packs in a 40GB... [More]

Albert Simmons Print by Slick

Of all the lovely pop mashups we've seen, this print by the artist Slick that combines Albert Einstein and Gene Simmons is one of the best. The Albert Simmons Print ($40) is made from dark brown and metallic gold silk, which is screenprinted on chipboard.... [More]

IMOOI Bullseye Cufflinks

We love cufflinks, but unfortunately most of them have decorations of enamel or glass, making them a little fragile for everyday use. These IMOOI Bullseye Cufflinks ($65) are great-looking and have a rubber center, removing the risk of a "cufflink came loose, hit the floor,... [More]

iRobot Create

Build your own beer-fetching robot with the new iRobot Create ($130). Based on the vacuuming iRobot Roomba, this robot kit provides aspiring robogeeks with a platform to create a programmable robot of their own. It comes pre-assembled with access to robot sensors and actuators via... [More]

Tetrius Magnet Set

Ever since our first Xmas with the Game Boy, we've loved Tetris. Now you can spread the love around your cubicle, kitchen, or home office with the Tetrius Magnet Set ($10). The set includes seven different Tetris-shaped magnets, which you can fit together to resemble... [More]

Xbox 360 HD DVD Player

If you happen to already own an Xbox 360 and a HDTV, this should be a no brainer. Finally available, the Xbox 360 HD DVD Player ($200) makes for one of the most affordable hi-def movie players around. Its integration with the 360 is top... [More]

686 Original Snow Toolbelt

This isn't a toolbelt like Tim Taylor used to rock on Home Improvement — instead of holding the tools, this belt is one. The 686 Original Snow Toolbelt ($35) is made from 100% full grain leather and features handy built-in tools like a bottle opener,... [More]

Heinz Talking Labels

Heinz's Talking Labels service ($6) lets you quickly make a custom label for a Heinz ketchup bottle. The possibilities are endless (as long as you abide by the company's terms). For instance, you could mock people who struggle to get ketchup out of a glass... [More]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

With both the PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Wii launches coming up this weekend, we'd be remiss if we didn't cover our most anticipated game of the many debuting for the new systems this weekend. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ($50; Nov. 19) has been... [More]

Skull Cuff Links

Some men just don't seem to get french-cuffed shirts — they think they will make them look sissy. Well, if you've ever questioned the masculinity of a wearing a french-cuffed shirt before, try one on with these rockin' Skull Cuff Links by King Baby ($200).... [More]

Tragically Hip Polo Shirt

Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player... [More]

Harry

Not all organizational tools need to look organized. Take, for instance, Harry ($30). This tangled-looking ball of black wire, coated to make sure your gadgets and such don't get scratched, hangs securely on your wall, ready to hold whatever you need held. The more stuff... [More]

Drip Shelf

After noticing that our precious desk space is shrinking as we speak, we decided it was time for another shelf in the office. After looking at some more run-of-the-mill shelving, we settled on the Drip Shelf ($100). It features solid powder-coated steel construction, room enough... [More]

Manhole Cover Cufflinks

As big fans of cufflinks, we were pretty excited when we heard about a whole line of manhole cover cufflinks. While they are available as replicas from NYC, Chicago, Boston, Paris, and Rome, our favorites are the London Manhole Cover Cufflinks ($65). For us they... [More]

Toto Cube Lamp

If boring floor lamps have your pad looking in the dumps, spruce it up with these Toto Cube Lamps ($228) from Design Within Reach. Made in France, the lamps pull double duty as a soft glow light and also as a washable table surface which... [More]

Watching Words Move

We're all about the design here at Uncrate, so we always get excited about any book on the topic — especially this one. Watching Words Move ($8) is a definitive collection of typography design that seeks to move your eyes across the page — we're... [More]

The Future Is Unwritten Tee

Most of the time we cover tees that are funny, or simply cool — but rarely are they inspirational. The Future Is Unwritten Tee ($30) features a gorgeous design of an old-timey gentleman holding a colorful, oversized quill pen. Available in both white and silver,... [More]

Space Invaders Scarf

We've already shown you some Space Invaders Wrapping Paper to help you wrap your presents in style, and now it's time to wrap yourself with something similar. The Space Invaders Scarf from b2d4 ($50) is made from 100% Merino Wool, making the scarf warm, comfy... [More]

FlyTech RC DragonFly

We're all for little flying contraptions, especially when they look like insects. The FlyTech RC DragonFly ($50) is a radio controlled "flying insect," flapping its wings like a real dragonfly. It can move up, down, left, and right, and has LED status lights in its... [More]

Beer Holster

You might not be an outlaw from Deadwood, but you can still do a quick draw from the hip with this leather beer holster ($30). It slides onto any standard belt and holds a 12 oz. can or bottle. The holster isn't just for laughs... [More]

Nintendo Wii

Not since the days of the Super Nintendo have we been this pumped up for a console launch. The Nintendo Wii ($250; Nov. 19) is the next-generation console from Nintendo, and it looks like a blast. With a revolutionary controller that lets you use movements... [More]

Drink-O-Matic

Most guys would love to have a vintage pop machine in their homes, and now you can have a similar experience without taking up all that room or dealing with the astronomical electric bill that full-size vintage machines can bring. The Drink-O-Matic 10-Can Refrigerated Dispenser... [More]

Plan B Pencil Cup

We're not sure why no one has thought of this before, but we like it. The Plan B Pencil Cup ($40), designed by Adrian Olabuenaga, is a simple writing tool holder made from pencils arranged in a circle, creating a cup. A simple, fun way... [More]

Paul Smith Multi Dot Tie

Paul Smith seems to never let us down when it comes to accessories like ties, cuff links and wallets. He's back again with this awesome multicolor silk tie ($88). It features a unique pattern of bright and colorful textured dots over a dark brown background.... [More]

Sony Ericsson MBW-100 Bluetooth Watch

If you have a cellphone, you know you've done it before: hustled around to get your phone out of a pocket or bag to check the caller ID, only to find out you didn't want to answer anyway. Sony Ericsson and Fossil have teamed up... [More]

LaCie Huby

The LaCie Huby ($80) is truly a work of art for your desk. Designed by Ora-Ito, the glossy white computer hub sports eight flexible tentacles with LEDs — two FireWire, four USB ports, a USB fan, and a USB light. The Huby works with both... [More]

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies

Some of the best moments in Saturday Night Live's history came not as part of a normal skit, but as a parody commercial for some dubious product. Finally, NBC/Universal has delivered a collection of these so-funny-your-drink-comes-out-your-nose skits in Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial... [More]

Magnetic Ring

When it comes to rings, we like them simple, elegant, and with a good fit. The Magnetic Ring ($25) offers all those. Made from three nickel-plated, powerfully magnetic arches that can be added or removed to fit, it also comes with four spacers of different... [More]

Web 2.0 Poster

The idea of translating the web into an urban-esque setting is not new, but rarely have we seen it so well done as in this Web 2.0 Poster ($21) from eBoy. This wild piece of pixel-art shows some of the biggest players in the Web... [More]

Superheroes On The Toilet

Ever wondered what it would look like if Superman or Batman had to rush to the rest room right in the middle of some crime-fighting action? These awesomely odd postcards show you just that. Hand-drawn by cartoonist James C. Strouse, the limited edition Superheroes on... [More]

Konzuk Metalwear Ring

It may have a name more befitting some obscure electronics component, but the ring more than makes up for any beauty the name may lack. The Konzuk Metalwear KMR130-p Ring ($170) makes a perfect color-coordinating accessory for your favorite ensembles. Made from stainless steel, the... [More]

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