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Duluth AWOL Bag

Inspired by the classic military duffel bags referred to the servicemen of the day as "AWOL bags", the Duluth AWOL Bag ($200) is a modern take on the rugged weekender. It's made from oiled, full-grade cowhide, with a patina that only gets better the longer... [More]

L.L.Bean Rugby Robe

While we have no idea what the hell it has to do with the sport of rugby, we're digging the L.L.Bean Rugby Robe ($50) anyway. Made of tough-yet-comfy sweatshirt-like cotton, it sports a full hood to keep your ears warm on early-morning trips to the... [More]

Bacon Pop

Getting ready for movie night at home? You may not be able to beat the local cineplex's huge screen or THX-certified sound system, but you can best them on drinks and snacks, starting with Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes). From the same great minds that brought... [More]

Casio Exilim EX-G1

Tough, but not bulky. That might be a good way to describe the Casio Exilim EX-G1 ($300; December 2009). The first camera of Casio's new G line, the EX-G1 is a 12.1-megapixel, .78-inch pocket cam with unusual resilience: it's waterproof down to 10 feet for... [More]

Hamilton 1883 Shirts

Made to honor the company's 125th anniversary, the new line of Hamilton 1883 Shirts ($165-$185) combines the best of the old with a taste of the new. Built of the company's bespoke tradition, these recreations of six of the company's most classic designs — including... [More]

Herman Miller Tops

Inspired by the Eames Walnut Stool and arriving just in time for the holidays, these Herman Miller Tops ($200) are a classy, whimsical gift choice for a loved one or yourself. Each features an intricate original sculptural profile designed by KleinReid in NYC, and looks... [More]

Sony Altus

Wiring your entire home for sound can be a huge pain — especially if you're working on a historic or otherwise pre-existing residence — which is why we're intrigued by the Sony Altus ($50-$700) system. Utilizing 2.4GHz wireless technology, the Altus system can push audio... [More]

Black & Decker Ready Wrench

Having a big-ass tool set is all well and good, but when you can have the most popular sockets on hand in just one tool, why bother? The Black & Decker Ready Wrench ($30) offers exactly that, with 16 of the most popular sockets —... [More]

Victorinox Dive Master 500

While it may not carry the same prestige as an Omega Seamaster or Rolex Submariner, the Victorinox Dive Master 500 ($525 and up) offers features and looks rivaling its more expensive counterparts. It features a Swiss made self-winding movement, a stainless steel case, luminous hands... [More]

Nissan 370Z 40th Anniversary Edition

Celebrating the October, 1969 launch of the Datsun 240Z, the new Nissan 370Z 40th Anniversary Edition ($TBA; Spring 2010) thankfully moves beyond the quaint 150hp 2.4-liter engine of the original for Nissan's latest and greatest tech. Features include a 332 hp V6 — sadly, not... [More]

Apple 27-inch iMac

While it's a little hard to tell from the front, the new Apple iMac ($1,200 - $2,000) has changed a lot from its predecessor. Available with either a 21.5- or 27-inch 16:9, glass-covered LED backlit display, a fully aluminum back panel, 3.06GHz Intel Core 2... [More]

Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft

Boasting one of the highest price tags of any item ever featured on Uncrate, the Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft ($65 million) is also one of the most hardcore. This 179-foot, military-grade hovercraft was designed for landing troops and transports on enemy shores, boasting two stabilized multiple... [More]

The Horde T-Shirt

Just in time for undeadliest of holidays comes The Horde T-Shirt ($18). This black American Apparel tee sports a terrific print of a single character wielding multiple weapons on the roof of a car as a horde (get it?) of zombies surround him. While it... [More]

2010 Honda VFR 1200F

Tear up the road on the new 2010 Honda VFR 1200F ($TBA; Spring 2010). Expected to get an official intro at the Tokyo Motor Show, the 1200F boasts a 1,237cc liquid-cooled V4 engine good for 172 hp, impressively-sculpted body panels sitting atop a vacuum-molded cast... [More]

Nikon D3s

Whether you're a photo journalist or a hobbyist with a passion — and budget — for the latest and greatest, the new Nikon D3s ($5,200) should be on your list. With an eye-popping maximum ISO of 102,400, this new 12.1 megapixel beast can shoot photos... [More]

Collins Commander Barber Chair

Not content getting your shave or haircut in your kitchen chair or over the bathroom sink? Get an authentic barber shop experience at home with the Collins Commander Barber Chair ($2,200). It features a gas cylinder-controlled reclined back with ball bearings, solid maple arms and... [More]

City Secrets Books & Movies

Think you've seen or read all the great books and films there are to digest? Think again. City Secrets Books & Movies ($14 each) are your guide to gems of cinema and literature that are mostly overlooked, compiled from recommendations given by some of the... [More]

Monster Turbine Pro Earphones

Designed by company founder Noel Lee, the new Monster Turbine Pro Earphones ($300-$330) aim to bring reference-quality sound to a tiny in-ear package. The Turbine Pros offer a new proprietary driver design, high-performance "SuperTip" eartips for superior noise isolation and reduced sound leakage, either gold... [More]

Filson Lined Goatskin Gloves

No matter if your definition of work includes hardhats or leaf blowers, Filson Lined Goatskin Gloves ($70) will keep your hands protected while on the job. Made from 100% goatskin, these gloves feature a luxurious lining of merino wool, ensuring that your hands stay warm... [More]

MotoArt Ejection Chairs

We've all wished for an eject button to remove ourselves from an office environment at one time or another, and MotoArt Ejection Chairs ($TBA) get you about as close to that dream as you're ever going to get. Made from authentic B-52 Stratofortress and F-4... [More]

Parking Tickets

Ever have an urge to throw a rock through the window the guy who just blocked you in, or parked so close you need a can opener to get your car out? We have too, and apparently, so have the folks behind Parking Tickets ($7).... [More]

Jar Tops

Get the most out of your grocery money by reusing some of the packaging with Jar Tops ($29). This set of five different replacement lids includes a long-handled cap, an oil and vinegar cap, a cocoa shaker cap, a creamer cap, and a sugar shaker... [More]

Ka-Bar Becker TacTool

If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and... [More]

Ducati Hypermotard 796

With a race course heritage and catwalk-worthy looks, the new Ducati Hypermotard 796 ($TBA) is the perfect mix of performance and urban utility. It features an all-new Ducati 796 engine good for 81hp and incredible fuel mileage, an APTC "wet" clutch offering a slipper action... [More]

Vintage Lighter Cufflinks

Add a little spark to your formal attire with these Vintage Lighter Cufflinks ($40). Made from working vintage lighters once found in gumball machines roughly 50 years ago, these handmade cufflinks feature a bullet back closure, integrated flame covers, and screw bottoms for refilling. Just... [More]

Vipp Waste Bins

Made the same way now as they were at their debut in 1939, Vipp Waste Bins ($250-$470) are built to last. Consisting of up to 42 separate components, each Vipp bin is hand-assembled by skilled craftsmen in Denmark, and features a uniquely designed damper mechanism... [More]

Skull Hand Towel

We don't hate our mother-in-laws, nor do we have an all pirate-themed bathroom. Even so, we can't help but love these Skull Hand Towels by Kathy Steig ($20). They come in four different colors, feature an embroidered skull and crossbones on the front, and are... [More]

Sumo Soap Holder

We like sumo wrestlers here at Uncrate, if for nothing else than they make us feel better about our not-quite-Hollywood-thin physiques. The latest sumo item we've found is the Sumo Soap Holder ($11). Available in grey or black, these seven-inch wrestlers stick to any clean,... [More]

New Balance 574 Clips Sneakers

Maintaining the silhouette and style of the company's normal 574, the New Balance 574 Clips Sneakers ($75) are a limited-edition run made from leftover "clips" of materials salvaged from the construction of NB's 993 and 996 lines. Upgrades in the clips collection include more durable... [More]

Tavern Puzzle Collection

Keep your drunks houseguests amused with the Tavern Puzzle Collection ($100). This set of four classic games — the basic Bottoms Up, intermediate Clef Hanger, difficult U-Turn, and "complex" Long Island Catch — is made from 6mm steel, including some wooden beads, with the goal... [More]

Field Chair

Take stylish seating with you wherever you go with the Field Chair ($65). Lightweight and foldable, it boasts sturdy, tripod-style wooden legs, a comfortable triangular leather seat that will earn itself a natural patina with repeated use, brass hardware, and an integrated shoulder strap to... [More]

Wrench Monkees Custom Motorcycles

If you've grown tired of the average American sportster or chopper, check out Wrench Monkees Custom Motorcycles ($20,500 and up). Custom-built in Copenhagen, Denmark, these unique bikes feature a streamlined yet rugged aesthetic that's unlike anything we've seen before, often made using rebuilt engines and... [More]

Bacon Soap

We love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying... [More]

Nickel Cold Sweat

Avoid the aluminum and alcohol additives found in your average antiperspirant with Nickel Cold Sweat Deodorant ($19). This chilled water-based stick deodorant aims to help keep you dry by keeping you cool, leaves zero white residue, and can even be stored in the fridge —... [More]

Wm. J. Mills & Co. Canvas Bags

Made using the same tough canvas and construction techniques the company has employed when making weather-resistant marine canvases and awnings for over a century, Wm. J. Mills & Co. Canvas Bags ($90-$160) are an affordable long-term investment. Available in five styles — totes, flight bags,... [More]

Blair's Death Hot Sauce

Whether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot... [More]

iPod Shuffle Special Edition

Who said Apple's cheapest iPod can't be classy? The new iPod Shuffle Special Edition ($100) takes the third-generation shuffle and wraps it in elegant polished stainless steel, making it clip-on bling that just happens to offer 4GB of storage, VoiceOver controls that speak your playlists... [More]

PowerBell

Kettle bells are great for a variety of strength training exercises, but not all require the same weight. So instead of spending a small fortune on a whole set, just pick up a PowerBell ($200-$250). This ingenious training device uses a set of weight plates... [More]

Brothers Bray by Billy Kirk Tote Bag

Classic construction meets modern looks in the Brothers Bray by Billy Kirk Tote ($88). The bag offers cotton construction with leather accents on the bottom, buckles, and handles, funky, bright orange vinyl lining in the main compartment, a front flap pocket, rear integrated zipper pocket,... [More]

The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z

The king of rap is back and better than ever on The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z ($10; September 11). Jay's eleventh studio album, 3 features appearances from some of hip-hop's best, including Kanya West, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, and Pharrell, and completes the rap trilogy started... [More]

The Beatles Mono & Stereo Box Sets

Hear the music of The Beatles for the first time all over again with the new Mono & Stereo Box Sets. The Beatles Mono Box Set ($230) features every Fab Four album from Please Please Me through The Beatles, with Mono Masters thrown in for... [More]

Nivea For Men Active3

Luckily, the "3" in Nivea For Men Active3 ($17/3-pack) isn't for some crappy sequel like The Karate Kid, Part 3 — instead, it stands for crazy 3-in-1 action. Equal parts body wash, shampoo, and shaving cream, Nivea For Men Active3 aims to clean your whole... [More]

Seiko Orange Monster Watch

Weighing at nearly one pound and featuring a meaty 42.5 millimeter case, the Seiko Orange Monster Watch ($200) is indeed monstrous. Other features include water resistance down to 660 feet, a silver-tone stainless steel body and band with orange dial, Lumibrite hands, markers, and unidirectional... [More]

Old Spice Deck Scrubber

Get your undercarriage good and clean with the Old Spice Deck Scrubber ($TBA). This manly bath scrubber — don't dare call it a loofa — will get every part of your "vessel" clean, including your back, front, and undersides.... [More]

Harley-Davidson Iron 883

Blacked-out from fender to fender, the 2009 Harley-Davidson Iron 883 ($7,900) is an affordable, no-frills chopper that's begging to be customized. The latest Harley Dark Custom motocycle, the Iron 883 offers plenty of old-school, anti-plastic style, including front fork gaiters, a drag-style handlebar, side-mount license... [More]

Four-in-One Avocado Tool

Even the craftiest of cooks will tell you that avocados can be time-consuming and tough to deal with — so even the playing field with the Four-in-One Avocado Tool ($15). Featuring a serrated edge at one end, a curved tip, a bowl-shaped scoop, and wide-slotted... [More]

Hollow Book Safes

Got something to hide? Grab yourself a Hollow Book Safe ($20-$34). Available with cutouts for money, flasks, a pistol, or even optical media, each book is hand-carved out of a different innocuous tome — so no matter whether you're hiding cash, drugs, or discs of... [More]

Kind of Bloop

Dreamed up by Waxy.org's Andy Baio and made real via a Kickstarter project, Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue ($5) is a brilliant remake of the entire landmark jazz album, done by chiptune musicians Ast0r, Disasterpeace, Sergeeo, Shnabubula, and... [More]

Leatherman Super Tool 300

No matter what the job, the Leatherman Super Tool 300 ($70) is ready to handle it. This heavy-duty all-purpose tool offers both a clip point and serrated knives, both needlenose and regular pliers, several wire cutters, a wire stripper, a crimper, a host of screwdrivers,... [More]

Otto Fan

Typically, when the weather turns warm, electric bills go up. You can avoid spending that extra cash by just cooling the room you're in. And now you can do it in style. Check out the Otto Wooden Fan ($200), a wood-framed fan that looks vintage... [More]

John Varvatos Rock Volume One

We'd imagine rock 'n' roll smells like cigarettes, booze, and sex, but luckily John Varvatos doesn't seem to have the same problem. John Varvatos Rock Volume One ($82) is a rock-inspired take on the classic Varvatos fragrance, adding notes of rose absolute and coffee beans... [More]

Coleman Steel Belted Chest Cooler

Based on Coleman's original steel cooler from 1954, the new Coleman Steel Belted Chest Cooler ($173) is a modern classic. It features a rugged, stainless steel lid and case, handles with rubber comfort grips, a solid steel latch for a better, more secure seal, more... [More]

Fossil Dean Zipper Boots

Despite our affinity for sneakers, a good pair of boots are a staple that every modern man should have in his wardrobe. These Fossil Dean Zipper Boots ($180) are a good, simple option, with a hand-buffed dark brown nubuck leather upper, stacked leather outsole with... [More]

Safe Passage Hydration Chest and Day Pack

If you see fishing as more of a hiking adventure than a day of drinking beer at the local pond, the Safe Passage Hydration Chest and Day Pack ($150) is for you. This backpack-styled vest features a neoprene-insulated bladder that holds roughly half a gallon... [More]

Callaway Golf X-Force Swing Trainer

Battling a nasty slice or duck hook? Give the Callaway Golf X-Force Swing Trainer ($120) a try. Weighing in at twice the heft of a normal club, the X-Force is designed to help you develop proper golf muscle memory and muscle tone, letting you get... [More]

Ultimate Fantasy Football Trophy

Celebrate your fantasy football (or flag football) championship in style with the Ultimate Fantasy Football Trophy ($300 and up). Handcrafted from solid wood in designs resembling the Super Bowl trophy, these unique awards can be customized with the commissioner's signature, roman numerals, Swarovski crystals, and... [More]

Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies

Go inside the world of history's most notorious, powerful, and secret organizations with Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies ($11). From well-known groups like the Skulls, Illuminati, and Freemasons to little-known clubs like Oulipo, a group of literary intellectuals who devised unique formulas for creating written... [More]

Bowery Messenger Bag

Whether you're heading back to class or simply replacing an aging carry-all, the Bowery Messenger Bag ($100) has you covered. Made from distressed waxed cotton canvas for weather protection, the Bowery also features subtle details like antiqued-brass hardware, leather trim, contract lining, and a leather... [More]

Tyson

Get a deeper glimpse into the psyche of Iron Mike than ever before in Tyson ($20 DVD; $27 Blu-ray). Directed by Tyson's decade-old friend James Toback, this riveting documentary follows Tyson from his troubled childhood in Brooklyn through his rise up the heavyweight ranks, to... [More]

Hammock Bliss Triple

Enjoy the remainder of the summer relaxing in a Hammock Bliss Triple ($75). Billed as the world's largest portable hammock, the Triple is over eight feet wide and nearly ten feet long, perfect for couples, and is made from quick drying, breathable parachute nylon with... [More]

Klipsch Image S4i Headset

Ditch your iPhone pack-ins for a the Klipsch Image S4i Headset ($100). It features an in-line remote and mic that's compatible with the latest iPods and the iPhone 3GS as well as older iPhone models, 8.5mm drivers with a dual neodymium magnet motor structure, exclusive... [More]

Honda XR650L Dual Sport Bike

Can't decide between a dirt bike or street bike? Get both in the Honda XR650L Dual Sport Bike (starts at $6,500). It packs a Baja-bred, 644cc single-cylinder four-stroke engine, Pro-Link rear suspension, a push-button electric starter with a choke to help in cold weather, front... [More]

Sexlets Gum

Need a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and more, all of which should... [More]

Livestrong Fitness Equipment

Give your home gym an extreme makeover with the new line of Livestrong Fitness Equipment ($800-$1,700; Fall 2009). Highlighted by a race-inspired indoor cycle with a 40-pound flywheel and a Kevlar multi-ribbon belt drive, the lineup also features four treadmills and three ellipticals, offering niceties... [More]

Burton Sleeper Hoodie

We're big fans of donning a hoodie when flying, and the Burton Sleeper Hoodie ($100) was made for exactly that. It features a dedicated pocket with a headphone cable port for your media player of choice, an internal passport and ticket pocket, mesh lining, and... [More]

Upgrade Your Life

Get more done and do it faster with the helpful hints, tricks, and hacks found in Upgrade Your Life: The Lifehacker Guide to Working Smarter, Faster, Better ($20). The second edition of Lifehacker: 88 Tech Tricks to Turbocharge Your Day, this revised tome features more... [More]

Mexico: Stencil

If you haven't recently made a trip to Mexico, you might not realize that stencil art has become a part of the country's urban culture, with popular stencils being used for both non-political and protest purposes. Mexico: Stencil ($14) is the result of 10 years... [More]

Creature

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

Cooking with All Things Trader Joe's

While we're far from monks, the Uncrate staff tends to believe that simplicity is the key to a happy life. Whether that simplicity comes from a gadget or something else is largely irrelevant, the importance is that it makes our life easier. In this case... [More]

Phonesex

Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse of life on the side... [More]

Why We Suck

Take a cathartic break from the traditional family niceties with Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary ($17). Filled with the sarcastic, laser-sharp wit that Leary is famous for, this 320-page tome is filled with... [More]

Pocket Ref

Find out what you need to know, when/where you need to know it with Pocket Ref by Thomas J. Glover ($10). This shirt pocket-sized, 768-page tome is filled with conversions, tables, maps, formulas, and other miscellaneous data for on-the-go reference. Plus, it's an actual book,... [More]

Absinthe & Flamethrowers

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower,... [More]

2Unfold Bag

This transforming laptop bag gives you eight different bag styles. Made in Italy with hand-tanned and hand-finished leather, the Hard Graft 2Unfold ($TBD) goes from rucksack to courier bag to clutch in a matter of seconds. The bag fits up to a 17-inch laptop vertically... [More]

Balla Powder

Keep your undercarriage fresh and dry with aptly-named Balla Powder ($15). Available in original, fragrance-free, or "tingle" varieties, this simple talc and zinc powder is sure to knock out odor and wetness anywhere on your body.... [More]

OXO Good Grips Salt & Pepper Grinder Set

A modern table deserves updated accouterments. OXO's Good Grips Salt and Pepper Shaker Set ($30) are a great place to start. Features like a rotating tab to select the setting (slow, fast, pour, or close) and a flat top for easy refilling are complimented by... [More]

Damn Fine Tea

You haven't had real tea until you've tried it in its natural, loose-leaf form. A world apart from the tea-bags sold at your local grocery store, loose leaf green tea is refined and subtle when harvested and prepared properly, and delivers a slow, more mellow... [More]

Oakley S.I. Assault Boot

Originally designed for the U.S. military Elite Special Forces, the Oakley S.I. Assault Boot ($185) is built so well it's still in use in 2018. As worn by John Conner in Terminator Salvation, the lightweight, athletically-inspired boot features Resistance-approved niceties including prime urethane shock absorption,... [More]

Lifeline Ultralight Survival Kit

Be prepared no matter what the circumstances with the Lifeline Ultralight Survival Kit ($15). Weighing in at only 7.5 oz. and only taking up as much space as a stack of postcards, this handy all-in one kit includes waterproof matches, an 80" x 50" emergency... [More]

Brunton Helios Stormproof Lighter

Get the campfire going no matter what the conditions with the Brunton Helios Stormproof Lighter ($49). The Helios has a windproof, adjustable high-temp flame that withstands winds up to 80 mph. Its Piezo electric switch is good for 30,000 ignitions. And with the lid closed,... [More]

Moshi IVR Alarm clock

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a clock that could respond to voice commands just like the computer on the Enterprise? The voice activated Moshi IVR Alarm clock ($50) takes you one step closer to realizing your lifelong dream of commanding a Federation starship.... [More]

Innermost Half Pint Glasses

No matter what your drink, these Innermost Half Pint Glasses ($32/set of 2) will keep your libations at their best. The double-walled half-pint glasses help keep cold drinks cold and warm beverages warm.... [More]

Iron Gym Total Upper Body Workout Bar

While its name is straight out of informercial land, the Iron Gym Total Upper Body Workout Bar ($33) is actually a highly rated and exceptionally inexpensive multi-function training bar. Taking up hardly any space and not requiring any installation, the bar lets you do pull-ups,... [More]

Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream

Possessing quite possibly the coolest underarm product name in the world, Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream ($12) offers 24-hour protection against those most common of enemies — sweat and odor. It contains advanced micro-sized drying molecules to keep you dry, orange, lemon, and... [More]

Ferrari 458 Italia

We're sad to see the Ferrari F430 go, but at least its replacement is a step up — in nearly every way. Set to make its debut at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the Ferrari 458 Italia ($TBA) sports a new direct-injected, mid-rear mounted 4.5-liter V8... [More]

Inglorious Bastards

Before you watch the remake on August 21, settle down with the 1977 cult classic for a bit of perspective. Inglorious Bastards ($23) is making its first appearance on Blu-ray, completely restored in high-definition. Starring Bo Svenson and Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson, and directed by... [More]

Maine Guide Duct Tape

We all know how handy duct tape is, but even we grow tired of its old grey look. Maine Guide Duct Tape ($13/2-pack) solves this problem by adding a stately green or red plaid pattern to the legendary fix-all, and while it's supposed to be... [More]

Marquee Alphabet Lights

Create your own personal signage with these Marquee Alphabet Lights ($178). Reminiscent of old theater and hotel signs, the lights feature a weathered red enamel finish, multiple lights, metal construction, and varied sizes, from 19- to 27-inches tall. Use one to stand for a single... [More]

Lexus IS Convertible

Lexus has finally chopped the top off its entry-level IS, and the result is nothing short of slam-on-the-breaks sexy. The Lexus IS Convertible ($38,500 and up) features gorgeous looks with performance to back them up. Powered by a 3.5- or 2.5-Liter V6 producing 306 or... [More]

Meatball Grill Basket

Now we're talking. The Meatball Grill Basket ($50) helps you grill up 12 tasty, perfectly cooked meatballs. The perforated stainless-steel basket drains excess fat to make you feel a little better about eating all 12 meatballs. [Thanks, Paul]... [More]

Frames Wallpaper

Add some funk to your decor and stimulate your child's — inner or otherwise — imagination with Frames Wallpaper ($40). This unique wall covering features a wide variety of pre-printed black and white frames, which you can fill with artwork, family photos, or simply paint... [More]

Summer Storm Cap

Protect your noggin from fierce summer weather in the Summer Storm Cap ($80) from Outlier. Made from Zegna wool suiting that has been made both waterproof and breathable via a laminated outer membrane, this classically styled cap also features a supplex lining with a soft... [More]

Burt's Bees Natural Skin Care for Men

Treat your face and body to an all-natural clean without breaking the bank with Burt's Bees Natural Skin Care for Men ($4-$25) Featuring a full range of products, from shaving soap and body wash to cologne and deodorant, it'll have you looking and smelling good... [More]

Ka-Bar Last Ditch Knife

About as long as a credit card, this low-profile knife can be discreetly carried just about anywhere. Made of black powder-coated 9CR18 stainless steel, the Ka-Bar Last Ditch Knife ($15) comes with a hard-plastic friction sheath and 30-inches of black 550 cord. Slip it in... [More]

Whisky Stones

One of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly... [More]

Ford GT

The original Ford GT took home a historic 1-2-3 victory in the 1966 24 hours of Le Mans. Now 40 years later, you can feel like you were a part of that day with the new Ford GT (starting at $141,300). The mid-engine rear wheel... [More]

2006 Victory Hammer

There are few options in between a sporty Asian crotch rocket and a Harley Davidson hog, but the 2006 Victory Hammer (starting at $16,900) slides right in there with its killer custom chopper looks and performance. It boasts a 100 CI Freedom V-Twin engine with... [More]

Harley Davidson VRSCD Night Rod

Harley Davidson motorcycles are supposed to make you feel different. In this case, simply bad. The VRSCD Night Rod (starting at $15,000) has a 120 horsepower Revolution engine, straight shot mufflers, and a kick-ass Black Denim paint option. It's also got mid mount controls, low... [More]

Buell Ulysses XB12X

Buell brings their legendary motorcycle prowess to their new Ulysses XB12X ($11,495). This adventure sportbike is considered a hybrid — it's good for both off-road and street use — and is powered by a 1203 cc Thunderstorm air/oil/fan cooled, fuel-injected 45º V-Twin engine. The wheels... [More]

Ducati Superbike 1098 S Tricolore

Live out your MotoGP dreams on this insane ride. Sporting a special Italian flag-inspired green, white and red color scheme, the Ducati Superbike 1098 S Tricolore ($25,000) produces 160-hp and 90.4lbs/ft of torque, making it the most powerful twin-cylinder motorcycle in the world. It's also... [More]

Confederate Renovatio Concept Motorcycle

Even crazier than Confederate's Wraith motorcycle, the Renovatio (Latin for "Rebirth") concept sports a minimalist-industrial look that lacks a traditional frame and puts everything out on display like a drunk stripper. But it doesn't just look like a Satan-approved machine, it's got all the evil... [More]

2008 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom

Get the feel and looks of a custom cruiser on the cheap with the 2008 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom ($7400). The bike sports a 903cc V-Twin engine, plenty of chrome, a slim, hand-designed 21-inch cast front wheel, a massive rear tire for great feel, dual... [More]

Harley-Davidson VRSCF V-Rod Muscle

Harley-Davidson's VRSC family just got a little more awesome. Joining the original V-Rod and the black-on-black Night Rod, the 2009 VRSCF V-Rod Muscle ($17,200) is a new addition that means business. This silver bullet is powered by the Revolution 1250cc V-Twin liquid-cooled engine, and features... [More]

2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

If you're looking for a fast, stylish coupe but can't stomach the $30,000-and-up prices of most upscale offerings, check out the 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe ($22,000 and up). With features like 30mpg economy, 210hp in the 2.0T or an optional 306hp V6, an available six-speed... [More]

1957 Ferrari 250 TR

If the words "1957 Ferrari" aren't enough to get you excited, we can't help you. The 1957 Ferrari 250 TR ($TBA) is one of only 22 of the very rare racers built, with Speed Racer-esque pontoon fenders, black paint with white numbers and a black... [More]

Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Military Motorcycle

If Patton had designed motorcycles, he'd have built the Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Millitary ($5,545). A favorite among military enthusiasts the world over, the Bullet 500 is an eye-catching ride. And although it looks like something that rolled out of World War II, it handles... [More]

Nalgene Flask

Whether it's water or whiskey, the Nalgene Flask ($9) is ready. A manly alternative to the company's classic plastic bottle, the leak-proof flask sports a slim profile that's better for active outdoor usage, and comes with an insulated sleeve. Its 1-ounce cap makes for quick... [More]

Case Mini Blackhorn Knife

To us, a good pocket knife should be simple. No Mother of Pearl handles. No nail clippers. We just want a single blade that disappears into our pocket. Our current favorite is the Case Mini Blackhorn Knife ($18). Just 3 inches when closed, the knife... [More]

Bergino Baseballs

With the MLB on hiatus until next Spring, get your fix of America's pastime with Bergino Baseballs ($20-$25). These handmade, professional quality balls come in a variety of styles, including suede, embroidered, or with prints such as the City Map collection. Each ball includes clear... [More]

World’s Greatest Flashlight

We're not sure if it completely lives up to its name, but the World’s Greatest Flashlight ($149) certainly makes a compelling case. It sports a halogen spotlight with the equivalent of 15 million candlepower and a rechargeable battery to run the spotlight for up to... [More]

New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey

It looks like Favre will be green his entire career. Just hours after the big trade, you can score your very own Authentic New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey ($80). This would be an all-cash deal — no future draft picks involved.... [More]

Shit List Pad

Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]... [More]

Denali 5-Piece Outdoor Utility and Emergency Kit

Pack everything you need in a pinch into one small bag with the Denali 5-Piece Outdoor Utility and Emergency Kit ($42). It includes a shovel, hatchet, flashlight, pruning saw, and multipurpose tool that has a pair of wire-cutting pliers and 10 different foldaway blades. All... [More]

To-do Tattoo

Ditch the Post-It and write your next shopping list right on your skin with the To-do Tattoo ($4/12-pack). These temporary tats put a to-do list right on your hand, arm, or anywhere else you want, and come with a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen to write... [More]

GE Caulk Singles

For quick fixes and nagging wives, GE Caulk Singles ($3) are here to save the day. The single-use, disposable caulk comes in clever packaging (with "geometric bellows and other hidden mechanisms") that lets you evenly dispense it with one hand in a neat bead, allowing... [More]

Stiletto Titanium Clawbar

Doing a home demolition renovation this summer? Then you'll want to have the Stiletto Titanium Clawbar ($75) by your side. Five times stronger than steel, this lightweight nail puller features a "dimpler" that creates a recess around nail heads, letting the clawbar slide underneath and... [More]

Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack

Standing at less than 10-inches tall, the Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack ($60) lets you rock out just about anywhere. It features two speaker cabinets with a head, as well as gain, volume, and tone controls. The Micro Stack is powered by a single 9V battery... [More]

Split Spade Cards

While playing cards had nothing to do with David Blaine's amazing breath-holding stunt, we feel like we owe him a little bit of coverage for the 17 minutes and 4 seconds of record-breaking entertainment he provided us yesterday. Designed by Mr. Blaine himself (along with... [More]

Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set

Instantly become the envy of all the neighborhood guys with this Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set ($8,600). This massive collection includes a garage full of tools, including a 300 pc. Base Essentials Set, 198 pc. Professional Essentials Set, 189 pc. Specialized Essentials Set, 204... [More]

Grill Tray

Use your grill for more than just burning meat with this Grill Tray ($50) from Williams-Sonoma. Made from a patented heat-conducting aluminum alloy, the 16.5-inch tray is great for cooking dishes like nachos or fajitas, and its pewter-like looks make it a suitable serving dish... [More]

Leatherman Skeletool

Now Available. Originally posted 09/07. Whether you're a professional heli-skier or a geek stuck down in the IT department, you should always have a good multi-tool in your pocket. But if the thought of said tool weighing down your pants all day doesn't appeal, maybe... [More]

Callaway Golf Ball Retriever

Never leave a good ball behind. Use the Callaway Golf Ball Retriever ($30) during your summer golf outings this year to grab errant balls from the drink, rough, or Mrs. Craft's course-side living room. Made of lightweight aluminum alloy, the Callaway device extends to 15... [More]

Taters of the Lost Ark

You've already got Opti-Mash Prime and Darth Tater on your shelf, so why not Indiana Spuds? Taters of the Lost Ark ($15) is the latest movie-themed addition to Playskool's classic Mr. Potato Head line. This Indy version features his fedora, jacket and bullwhip. Press his... [More]

Batphone

Shakespeare bust with hidden switch? Check. Red Batphone? Check. Young sidekick in weird tights? Uh, yeah, we'll think about that. In the meantime, this Commissioner Gordon-approved phone, just like the Caped Crusader's, lights up when a call comes in to your own Batcave.... [More]

Theory11 Card Tricks

If you've always wanted to be that guy who impresses the crowds with a couple killer card tricks, it's time to finally step up and learn. New Uncrate sponsor Theory11 is here to help. An alliance of 11 of the most respected guys in the... [More]

Nerdcore 2008 Calendar

For a totally NSFW new year, check out the Nerdcore 2008 Calendar ($25). While last year's calendar was gamer themed (mmm... PowerGlove), the 2008 version focuses on superheroes and villains. Only don't expect to see some buff dude with a dumb "S" on his chest... [More]

Pirate Scope

Being successful as a pirate was as much about sailing as it was about looting and pillaging, and to be a good sailor, you've got to know where you're going. The Pirate Scope ($70) is much like the ones used in the pirates' heyday, but... [More]

Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio

Be ready for any disaster with the Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio ($50). When the power goes off, you can use this self-powered radio to listen to AM or FM (local news or insane right wing pundits), NOAA (weather information and alerts), and TV-VHF channels... [More]

Gun Mug

Daydream about killing your annoying cubicle neighbor with this hardcore Gun Mug ($16). Choose your weapon — black with platinum trigger or white with gold-plated trigger.... [More]

G.I. Joe 25th Anniversary Sets

Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions of the originals, with the... [More]

2008 Airstream Basecamp Trailer

For those of you who ached when we posted the un-buyable Nissan Airstream BaseCamp Trailer, your time has come. The 2008 Airstream Basecamp Trailer (from $26,000) is the production version of that Cylon-esque concept, packing features like room enough to sleep two, wrap around windows,... [More]

Van Vacter Pumpkin Knife

If you're looking for the right tool to carve that Phil Spector portrait into the side of your great pumpkin, look no further than the Van Vacter Pumpkin Knife ($20). Looking more like a Swat team knife, this Jack O' Lantern maker features a rounded... [More]

Collector's Edition Slinky

One of the most loved toys in the world goes back to its roots with this Collector's Edition Slinky ($8). Sporting the "dark metal" coloring of the original, this Slinky also comes in a box that features the original package design from 1945.... [More]

Bicycle Guardians Playing Cards

Impress your buddies on poker night with a pack of these awesome Bicycle Guardians Playing Cards ($5/Pack). Made by the US Playing Card Co., these cards feature dark, intricate, modern takes on the classic imagery found on Bicycle's playing cards, adding a touch of class... [More]

Nalgene Kit Bottles

Looking for a useful, affordable gift? These new Nalgene Kit Bottles ($18-$25) are great for giving, thanks to their combination of a 32oz. Nalgene bottle stuffed with goodies for several different applications, such as Auto, which includes a distress flag, rescue blanket, motion sickness tablets,... [More]

Custom Action Figures

Ever wish you could have your very own customized action figure? Well, you can. Custom Action Figures ($425/1st, $40 for each copy) from Hero Builders will make you into a 12" plastic warrior, complete with glasses, clothes, tattoos, weapons, and any other personalization you'd like.... [More]

Hammerpress Shit! Cards

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes... [More]

Callaway FT-i Driver

Dubbed "The World's Straightest Driver" by the company, the Callaway FT-i Driver ($500) features several new technologies, such as a 460cc Complete Inertial Design that places discretionary weight to the extreme corners of the clubhead for more forgiveness, the OptiFit Weighting System in either Draw,... [More]

Optimash Prime Mr. Potato Head Transformer

We've seen movie-themed potatoes before, but with the release of Transformers on the horizon, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention Optimash Prime, the Mr. Potato Head Transformer ($10). He's modeled more on the 80's cartoon Optimus than the version we'll see in theaters soon... [More]

Starship Earth Globe

While most globes just show you our world, the Starship Earth Globe ($450) goes beyond that to let you explore the universe around us. The acrylic, transparent outer sphere has a 16" diameter, and displays all 88 constellations with more than 1,100 naked-eye stars, while... [More]

The F*cking Card Collection

Forget the traditional sappy greeting card — say what you really want to say with The F*cking Card Collection ($25/10 cards). Featuring such heartwarming messages as Happy F*cking Birthday, Happy F*cking Holidays, Thanks A F*cking Bunch, and Congratuf*ckinglations, the recipient is sure to like them... [More]

Milwaukee Gunmetal Safety Glasses

Keep your eyes safe on the job without looking like a tool with Milwaukee Gunmetal Safety Glasses ($10). Available in hard-coated clear and mirrored versions, these puppies sport an Oakley-esque design, near 100% UVA and UVB protection, adjustable saddle nose pads for a solid fit,... [More]

Design Within Reach Airstream

Design Within Reach, seller of all things modern, has teamed up with Airstream and architect-designer Chris Deam to offer the Design Within Reach Airstream ($49,000; June 2007). The special edition travel trailer sports all the aluminum goodness of the iconic Airsream, with added elements by... [More]

The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball

If you're a golfer, you've no doubt risked destroying your possessions in order to practice your chipping indoors. Thanks to The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball ($35/dozen), that will never be a problem again. Its unique design features a woven cover over a soft, pliable core... [More]

Dracula Car Sun Shade

We really despise most car sun shades, but if you need to use one due to your area's oppressive Summer heat, it should be this one. The Dracula Car Sun Shade ($25) is made from reflective material and features a great graphic in the corner... [More]

Black Max Football & Baseball Gear

It's nowhere near football season, but that's no reason not to have a backyard game with the hardcore Black Max Football ($10). This Nerf-killer lets you throw super tight spirals farther than any other traditional foam football thanks to its spin ring, heavier weight and... [More]

Picasso Morph Note Pad

Having a Picasso image printed on a note pad is a little odd, but having one that changes by moving said note pad is just downright cool. The Picasso Morph Note Pad ($19) is a standard note pad with Picasso's female image on the ends.... [More]

Perpetual Calendar

Professional office settings require guys to give up their swimsuit calendars. Add some pizzazz nonetheless to your cubicle walls with this Prepetual Calendar ($38). This eternal calendar lets you move the two magnetic balls to mark the date and month. It’s made of injection-molded plastic... [More]

Levitating Desktop Globe

Even during early childhood, globes speak to every guy's desire to rule the planet. Now you can actually see the world the way it was meant to be seen with the Levitating Desktop Globe ($40). It employs an electromagnet and a computerized sensor to work... [More]

Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock

If you're a chronic deep sleeper, consider getting the extremely loud Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker ($40). This alarm clock on steroids has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (!). Joining this ear shaking experience is an attachable... [More]

Delete Eraser

For some reason, using a pencil eraser just isn't as satisfying as hammering on your delete key. Now you can do both with the Delete Eraser ($9; July 10). The oversized eraser looks just like that favorite key on your computer, and will last for... [More]

Acrobots

Articulated models are a staple of art classes around the world, but we've never seen any like these. Acrobots ($7-$13) are articulated, but feature magnets in their feet and hands making them stackable, more posable, and (obviously) attracted to metal. While they are great for... [More]

Stendig 2007 Wall Calendar

With the new year quickly approaching, it's wise to get off to a good start. Helping you do that is the Stendig 2007 Wall Calendar ($33). Based on the classic 1966 design of Massimo Vignelli, this four-foot by three-foot beauty will make keeping track of... [More]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Toys

The 1964 stop-animation classic "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" has been a Holiday favorite for a lot of us, so why not show a little Holiday spirit and have some fun at the same time with these Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Toys ($30-$35). Several characters are... [More]

Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool

The Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool ($10) packs in quite a punch into such a little package. Made of stainless steel with a titanium nitride coating, the Artifact features an exchangable/removable #11 hobby blade, bottle opener, cross driver, small and medium flat drivers, wire stripper,... [More]

Bon-Aire Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle

Upgrade your outdoor cleaning setup with the Bon-Aire Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle ($24). Made with aluminum, stainless steel, fiberglass, and hard rubber, the rugged Bon-Aire features five available spray patterns to handle nearly any type of job, from car washing to plant care, a two-way... [More]

Sunforce Solar Charging & Wind Generator Kits

Cut down on your power bills and help out the planet at the same time with Sunforce Solar Charging ($285) & Wind Generator ($480) Kits. The 60 Watt solar kit is designed for RVs, cabins, 12-volt battery charging, and other off-grid types of power demands... [More]

Buck 760GRX Summit Knife

The utility of Swiss Army Knives is great, but their bulk isn't. If you plan on carrying around a multi-use knife in your pocket, check out this Buck 760GRX Summit Knife ($75). Co-developed with outdoorsman Peter Whittaker, the knife attaches easily to a carabiner or... [More]

Wilson Official NFL Game Ball

Sure, any old ball will do when you're just throwing around the pigskin, but when it comes to hosting your annual family flag football game, you need to step things up a notch. The Wilson Official NFL "Duke" Leather Game Ball ($90) will help you... [More]

Self-destruct Button USB Hub

It would be hard to say how many times we've seen self destruction buttons used in movies, and we always thought it looked cool. The Self-destruct Button USB Hub ($59) is a fully functional four-port USB hub, but of course the important stuff is the... [More]

Laser Slingshot

You're looking at the world's first laser-sighted slingshot ($50). Gone are the days of only grazing poor, defenseless animals — the PS-52's laser alignment system ensures you'll kill with pin point accuracy. And if slaughtering and mounting tiny vermin isn't your thing, you can always... [More]

Mini Catapult and Trebuchet

Ever since we were little and saw the Smurfs using one, we've wanted a real catapult. With the Catapult and Trebuchet Kit ($20-$30), we can finally fulfill our dream. The catapult has a range of ten feet, while the trebuchet has a range of twenty,... [More]

Nike World Cup '06 Jerseys

No matter where you live or what team you cheer for, you should be able to find something to wear during this Summer's World Cup festivities from this selection of Nike World Cup '06 Jerseys ($75). All of the jerseys feature Dri-fit technology to keep... [More]

World's Brightest Flashlight

At least it claims to be — and with stats like these, you’ve gotta believe it. The World's Brightest Flashlight ($80) produces 15 million candlepower — equivalent to 150 60-watt bulbs — and its beam can be seen from over 6 miles away. I don’t... [More]

Baseball Bowling Ball

This unique bowling ball from Storm's Sports Series lets you combine America's favorite pastime with America's most popular indoor sport. In addition to the baseball bowling ball ($80), there's also balls made up to look like a golf ball, basketball and soccer ball. Despite how... [More]

Leatherman Surge Multitool

If you’re the type of man who looks at a difficult project and says “oh well,” then don’t buy this item. If you’re the type of man who would rather take something completely apart and possibly ruin it than go head and hire a “real”... [More]

Swedish FireSteel

Ever been marooned somewhere away from civilization and really needed to start a fire? Yeah, neither have we — but it’s nice to know that if that did happen, our Swedish FireSteel ($16) would be ready. Used by several militaries the world over, this little... [More]

Mark Twain Crescent Fountain Pen

Did you know that Mark Twain was a spokesman for a pen? Yup, and here it is. This exact replica of the original Conklin Pen Company Crescent Filler ($315) was used and promoted by Twain himself over a hundred years ago. Twain expressed his love... [More]

Charlie Brown Pathetic Tree

I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. — Charlie Brown Word, Charlie. Word. Make your apartment or office a little... [More]

Anatomically Correct Gingerpeople Cookie Cutters

Ah, the Gingerbread man — a tried and true holiday friend. Unfortunately for him, up until now he was missing what all of us consider an essential part of manhood — a penis. Now not only does the Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Man ($18) have all... [More]

Super Soaker Arctic Shock

Summer isn't over just yet. To celebrate the remaining sunny days, get yourself a Super Soaker Arctic Shock ($10). This bad boy will annoy your friends and family way more than any other squirt gun available — it comes with an "Ice Core" tank that... [More]

National Geographic Carabiner Tool

This handy Carabiner Tool ($60) is great to have clipped to your backpack whether you're hustling around an urban jungle or a real one. It offers a Kershaw stainless steel knife blade with "Shaving sharp" edge, flat and philips-head screwdrivers, a bottle opener, and a... [More]

Neverlate 7-Day Alarm Clock

While we try to keep a pretty normal weekday schedule, we sure hate it when we accidentally reset our 8 AM alarm on Friday morning, only to have it interrupt slumber Saturday morning after a night of drinking. With a little help from this clock,... [More]

Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch

Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you... [More]

Custom Poker Chips

Poker is everywhere, and if you host games often, you can really get a house advantage with Custom Clay Poker Chips ($1 each) from Poker Chips Online. Select your colors, design the inlay, and choose your mold design — then let the neighbors know who’s... [More]

Star Wars Spud Trooper Mr. Potato Head

If you're a true geek like us, you should be able to look to the right or left of your computer monitor and see Darth Tater staring back at you with that "I'm going to choke you using the force" look on his face. Now... [More]

I Park Like An Idiot Bumper Stickers

Oh my, are we ever going to put these to good use. The "I Park Like An Idiot" Bumper Stickers ($10/20-pack) anonymously inform those thoughtless morons with horrible parking skills that they indeed suck. (Like you're in such a hurry that you just had to... [More]

Xikar 730 Express Knife

This lightweight Xikar 730 Express Knife ($35) is perfect for any outdoor expedition. Made entirely of 440A stainless steel, it has a clip integrated into the frame that lets you fasten it securely to your backpack or belt loop — and if that wasn't enough,... [More]

Cuetec Earl Strickland Signature Pool Cue

Even though you may look a little dorky doing it, bringing in your own pool cue to a bar is the best move you can make if you plan on winning that night. Made from a super hard maple wood core, the Earl Strickland Signature... [More]

Putting Mat with Auto Return

You gotta practice if you stand any chance of every beating your father in law. This 9 ft long Putting Mat ($30) features realistic turf with a slight incline for better stroke development, a curved water hazard and sand trap to catch misses, and most... [More]

Swiss Army Golf Tool

This little guy should be in every golfer's arsenal. Like most Swiss Army products, the Golf Tool ($50) has numerous tools for such a small package — it has a one-handed divot repair tool, removable ball marker, tee punch with groove cleaner and bottle opener,... [More]

NSP Stand Up Paddle Surfboard

Measuring 11 feet long, 31 inches wide, and nearly 5 inches thick, the NSP Stand Up Paddle Surfboard ($1,000) is tremendously stable, making it perfect for newbie paddlers. Designed for all skill levels (and with a beginner's price), the board is made from lightweight and... [More]

Eureka 71B Handheld Vacuum

Clean your car, stairs, and other hard-to-reach areas with the Eureka 71B Handheld Vacuum ($48). This 5.5 amp mini-vac features two motors — one for suction, one for the revolving brush — an onboard extending hose with crevice tool, a 20-foot cord which wraps for... [More]

Ural T Sidecar Motorcycle

Who hasn't wanted a sidecar motorcycle at one time in their life? Cruise the streets like a WWII gunner in the Ural T Sidecar Motorcycle ($10,000). Assembled in Russia with components from Brembo, Ducati Energia, Sachs, Herzog, Denso, Keihin and others, the bike is powered... [More]

Gravis Sidearm Bag

The Gravis Sidearm ($27) is one of the few bags that resides in the sought after size between a laptop/messenger bag and a handbag. It's just big enough for toting around everyday essentials, but is modern and rugged enough that it won't be mistaken for... [More]

Fjällräven Kanken Rucksack

Whether you prefer to carry it as a handle bag or backpack, the Fjällräven Kanken Rucksack ($100) has you (and your stuff) covered. Made by legendary Nordic outfit Fjällräven, the Kanken features versatile back straps that allow you to carry the bag any way you... [More]

Mr. P Keychain

We didn't think we would ever find another household character that would top the Mr. Suicide bath plug — but we have. Mr. P ($12) is a tiny plastic man who holds your keys on his, um, his stainless steel manhood.... [More]

Lucchese Cowboy Boots

Cowboy boots are obviously not everyday shoes in most parts of the country, but nearly everyone has an excuse to throw them on once in a while. The 13" tall N1545 Cowboy Boots by Lucchese ($200) are great for occassional wear, and are extremely comfortable... [More]

Ireland Track Jacket

This reproduction Ireland Track Jacket ($75) from Blue Marlin would be perfect for a summer evening cookout when the temp drops to nipple-hardening levels. It features a suave stand-up color and full-length zipper with an embroidered "Ireland" logo across the chest. It also has a... [More]

Omega Seamaster Watch

We all want to be James Bond — face it. He gets to drive all the best cars, gets basically any woman he wants (even when they are working for the other side), and is always well dressed — including his watch, the Omega Seamaster... [More]

Dave's Insanity Sauce

We've seen all types of hot sauces in restaurants, bars, and at chili cook-offs — but none of them have ever compared to the pure intensity of Dave's Insanity Sauce ($7). It has a special blend of spices that is abnormally hot, so much that... [More]

BMW Performance Driving School

If you like fast cars and are looking for a short vacation that you can take by yourself, then check out the BMW Performance Driving School in Greenville, South Carolina. Designed for beginners and advanced drivers alike, the classes are led by professional instructors at... [More]

Spice Barn Seasonings

We've had an opportunity to try out some various spices and seasonings from the Spice Barn over the last few weeks, and we've been really impressed. They offer a wide variety of hand-packaged spices and rubs, such as Pizza Topper ($5) — which despite it's... [More]

Air Combat USA

Are there any of us that didn't want to be a fighter pilot after we saw Top Gun? Air Combat USA (from $1200) offers you real air combat instruction, so you'll be ready as you take the controls alongside an instructor pilot in a Marchetti... [More]

Exotic Jerky

Up until this week, we would never had considered ourselves jerky connoisseurs. But that was before the folks at House of Jerky sent us their Give It Some Game pack ($57). Filled with some of the best dried meat we've ever tasted, the pack doesn't... [More]

Proposition 3-17

Help make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday by signing Guinness' Proposition 3-17. In order to present the petition to Congress, Guinness needs 1 million signatures by midnight on March 16th. So let's help them out. Sign the petition online or text "SIGN" to 65579.... [More]

12 Hours of Sebring

If you'd rather see Porsche, Ferrari, and Audi supercars battle it out instead of domestic family rides turning left all day, head down to Florida this weekend for the 56th annual 12 Hours of Sebring ($80-$500). Besides the main event sports-car enduro, which runs through... [More]

Hot Sauce of the Month Club

If you love trying new hot sauces, take the guesswork out of your tests with the Hot Sauce of the Month Club ($17/mo.; $205/yr.). Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a... [More]

Bacon Salt

Because everything should taste like bacon, there's Bacon Salt ($5). Available in three tasty flavors — Original, Hickory and Peppered — Bacon Salt is a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher seasoning salt that tastes just like real bacon. It's pretty wonderful on just... [More]

Blair's 16 Million Reserve

Anytime a spice product comes with a disclaimer that you have to approve, you know it's serious — and Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals ($545 and up) are indeed serious. Limited to a run of 999, the gold and white wax-sealed bottle holds inside a... [More]

Rental Car Rally

Yes, it's every bit as cool as it sounds. A 60 team dash from NYC to Montreal using only rental cars (OK other cars are allowed too, but rental car use is encouraged). Entry is a paltry $150, but you're responsible for your expenses along... [More]

Harley-Davidson Museum

Celebrate 105 years of American muscle at the new 20-acre Harley Davidson Museum in Milwaukee, WI. Featuring a stunning design by Pentagram, the Museum and the surrounding buildings are attractions by themselves, and include the two-floor museum, an Archive building where visitors can take a... [More]

Maghound

Like Netflix for magazines, Maghound lets you cherry pick which magazines you receive monthly, and lets you change which titles you want month to month. You currently have your choice from nearly 250 magazines. Monthly plans include: 3 mags ($5), 5 mags ($8), 7 mags... [More]

Baconnaise

From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.... [More]

FUNkey

There's not much you can say about the FUNkey ($200). It's a plastic stool made to look like a giant computer key. They're made to order in your choice of color and graphics, but we really dig the Self Destruct one.... [More]

Help! Drain Stoppers

As if some poor action figure has fallen into the garbage disposal, the Help! Drain Stoppers ($26) portray a hand reaching up for a lift. The Help! stoppers come in a pack of three, in bright colors, and in their own gift container. If we... [More]

Molcajete Mortar and Pestle

A versatile and ancient tool, the Molcajete Mortar and Pestle from Williams-Sonoma ($49) is made from volcanic rock, making each piece unique. It’s a great tool for making guacamole, crushing spices, and can also be used as a serving bowl — plus it’s a great... [More]

Crinkle Cup

Most cups are just that — things to hold beverages. However, these cups do that and more. They look astonishingly good, yet they also make it seem as if you're drinking out of a cup you found on the lawn of a kegger from the... [More]

Recycling Bags

This set of four Recycling Bags ($22) from Design Within Reach will brighten up your home and help you sort your recyclables more easily. Each waterproof bag, made of industrial-strength tarpaulin–a fabric, is color coded for quicker separating of cans, bottles and papers. The fourth... [More]

Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug

While we tend to prefer not to sit around in our own liquid filth, the Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug ($30) could almost change our tune. He not only keeps the water in the ol' tub, but he also floats on the surface of the bubbles... [More]

La-Z-Boy Redford Chair

This ain't your dad's La-Z-Boy Chair. The company got with the times recently and began offering chairs that men under 50 would actually consider buying. Pricing wasn't immediately available, but I'll guarantee you this thing is a lot less than you'd expect. It's available in... [More]

Big Ass Fans

If you've got a really large space that needs a more efficient way to stay cool in summer and warm in winter, then Big Ass Fans ($TBD) are for you. These high volume, low speed ceiling fans are truly ginormous, ranging in size from 6... [More]

Oil Painted Nudes Skateboards

Few things catch the eye like a well-done nude — so adding a skateboard is just icing on the cake. These Oil Painted Nudes Skateboards ($400; NSFW) are handpainted by Lima-based artist Alexxx Castaneda, and feature academic nude studies of natural women, painted onto a... [More]

Gnome-Be-Gone

This is quite possibly the greatest thing you could ever have in your flower bed. These two helpful Gnome-Be-Gones ($125) rid your yard of any pesky garden gnome who happens to be wandering through. They're hand-made from spare metal parts, but they're sure to keep... [More]

2006 Hummer H3

Ever since we heard that Hummer was selling its military-inspired off-road vehicle to common folk, we’ve wanted one. Then the H2 came along, tantalizingly closer to an affordable price, but still too expensive for a person in their late teens to early twenties. Now Hummer... [More]

2006 Toyota RAV4

We refuse to buy a huge SUV that sucks the gas and handles like a Radio Flyer. And until now, the options out there for a smaller SUV didn't do much for us. The all-new 2006 RAV4 (starting at $20,300) looks to be the answer.... [More]

2007 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon

This Uncrate staffer has been missing his old Jeep (a yellow '98 Wrangler) a lot lately. So this couldn’t have had a more cheerful effect: the all-new 2007 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon ($TBD) that debuted at the North American International Auto Show. It features a ton... [More]

Mazda CX-7

Mazda's 2006 CX-7 is a crossover sport-utility vehicle that (without sounding too much like a commercial) offers the styling and ride of car, but the convenience and space of an SUV. With RX-8 inspired details, the Mazda CX-7 (starting at $24,300) is powered by a... [More]

2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited

It was only a matter of time. The 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited ($TBA; Fall 2006) is the first 4-door and first 5-passenger Wrangler in Jeep's 65-year history. The Hummer-like 4x4 is 21-inches longer than the standard Wrangler, and has 46.4 cubic feet of cargo space.... [More]

TLC Icon

So you think your Jeep is tough? Behold the TLC Icon ($88,000). Based on the FJ40 Toyota Land Cruiser, the grandaddy of SUVs, the Icon is a rugged and powerful vehicle that'll laugh at any off-road punishment you can throw at it. The Icon boasts... [More]

2010 Audi A4 Allroad Quattro

The A4 gets a little more go-anywhere with the 2010 Audi A4 Allroad Quattro ($TBA; Summer 09). The new wagon features Quattro permanent all-wheel drive, increased ground clearance, and a reinforced underbody, letting you cruise the backroads like you do main street. Three engine options... [More]

Mercedes-Benz G-Class Edition30.Pur

To mark the 30th anniversary of the first G-Class, Mercedes has introduced a new hardcore model to conquer any terrain in Swat team style. With optional off-road packages, the Mercedes-Benz G-Class Edition30.Pur can be equipped with all-terrain tires on 16" aluminum wheels, flexible wheel arch... [More]

New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart

Whether you're into Big Apple nostalgia or just happen to love hot dogs, this New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,500) is sure to make your day. Made of food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart features two 20" pneumatic wheels, two handles, three removable steamer... [More]

Slider Mini-Burger Tools

Make your own greasy sliders with these Slider Mini-Burger Tools. The White Castle-worthy collection includes the Slider Mini-Burger Basket ($25), Slider Mini-Burger Press ($25), and Slider Mini-Burger Cutter ($5). The press forms three perfect patties, the basket holds nine of them, and the cutter trims... [More]

Kingsford Competition Briquets

The weather has turned warm, and that means it's time to break out the grill. And with the Kingsford Competition Briquets you'll grill like an expert even if it's your first time behind the fire. These cook-off quality briquets combine the higher heat you'd expect... [More]

Relapse by Eminem

After a long, long break from music — and sobriety — Eminem has returned with Relapse ($10). The newly-clean Em gets back to basics on this album, eschewing the trendy samples of past releases with clean beats from Dr. Dre, while funneling his feelings from... [More]

Koffski Wallet

We've covered plenty of front-pocket wallets here on Uncrate, but rarely do we get to cover one that goes under your arm. The Koffski No. 1 Wallet ($450) looks like a gun holster, and has pockets for a wallet, cell phone, keys, a pen, credit... [More]

Juicy Couture Silver Money Clip

Nothing beats a money clip for cash-carrying simplicity, and this one does it in style. The Juicy Couture Silver Money Clip ($75) is made from silver (obviously) and features a bold dollar sign design. The clip combines a good mixture of utility and luxury, making... [More]

Yojimbo by Akira Kurosawa

If you don’t yet know the work of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa, you should. His films have influenced many American directors, including George Lucas. Yojimbo ($24) is an excellent film in its own right, a story of a drifting samurai for hire, but also serves... [More]

The Blues Brothers 25th Anniversary Edition

Saturday Night Live alumni have always been known for making great comedies — Caddyshack, Animal House, Happy Gilmore, etc. were all headed up by folks from SNL. But perhaps the best of all of these is The Blues Brothers ($17). Re-issued on DVD for it’s... [More]

Sin City

Although it won’t be available until Aug. 16, we didn’t want to wait that long to tell you about Sin City ($16) coming to DVD. The film adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic comic, Sin City features an all star cast including Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis,... [More]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Bueller Bueller Edition

This movie is quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of the 80s. It ranks right up there on our all-time favs list, and now we're being rewarded with a special 20th anniversary DVD. The "Bueller... Bueller... Edition" ($13) has the original film in... [More]

V For Vendetta Special Edition DVD

Remember, remember the 5th of November 1st of August. That's when V For Vendetta finally comes out on DVD. And we can't wait. With an amazing overall message and surprisingly great acting from a mask-wearing Hugo Weaving and the always brilliant (at least in our... [More]

Apocalypse Now - The Complete Dossier

Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam masterpiece is easily one of the greatest films ever made. With career-defining performances from the likes of Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now captured the horrors of the war like no other movie. And now it... [More]

Claude Lelouch's C'etait un Rendezvous

As huge car fans ourselves, we were absolutely thrilled to receive a tip about Claude Lelouch's classic C'etait un Rendezvous ($30) on DVD. Not quite nine minutes in length, the movie features no special effects and no sound track other than the roar of the... [More]

The Hustler Collector's Edition DVD

One of Paul Newman's most classic roles comes to DVD again in The Hustler Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($15). Newman's engaging performance as Eddie Felson will have you wanting to hit the pool hall at lunch. This special edition includes a full length audio commentary, a... [More]

Blade Runner: The Final Cut

One of the great Sci-Fi classics of all time will make its definitive appearance on DVD later this year. Reworked and remastered, Blade Runner: The Final Cut ($TBA; Dec. 18) will arrive with five different versions of the film — yes, you read that correctly,... [More]

Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition

De Niro. Scorsese. Need we say more? Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($19) has all the hardcore Travis Bickle action you remember, along with over three hours of extras, including an excellent feature-length making-of video.... [More]

George Carlin: All My Stuff

Pay tribute to the legendary George Carlin and his seven dirty words with this 14-disc DVD set. George Carlin: All My Stuff ($180) includes all 12 of his HBO standup specials, which span almost 30 years. You'll get every last one of his memorable routines,... [More]

WALL-E

Disney/Pixar's latest masterpiece is now available to own. WALL-E ($15-$25) tells the fantastic story of the last robot left on earth, his love for another bot, and his journey to save the humans from garbage and their own fat asses. Bonus features include the awesome... [More]

Generation Kill

Based on the acclaimed book by Evan Wright and written for the screen by The Wire's David Simon, Generation Kill ($28) is a realistic trip inside the Iraq war like only HBO can provide. Spread across seven episodes, the mini-series follows a group of young... [More]

Casablanca – Ultimate Collector’s Edition

Grab this 1942 classic for the first time on Blu-ray in the Casablanca – Ultimate Collector’s Edition ($42; $39 DVD). Named the second-best American film of all time by the American Film Institute, this still-enchanting film stars Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Heinreid in... [More]

Rocket Lamp

Finally, a rocket lamp that actually looks like a rocket. The Rocket Lamp from Target ($42) has cool 50’s retro styling and a decently strong lamp that can actually light up most of an empty room. If you’re into that kinda thing, go for the... [More]

Agave Lamp

As we searched for a cool pendant fixture to replace the gaudy gold plated one that was here when we moved in, we came across this one, which is unfortunately out of our price range, but oh so awesome. Designers Rossi and Tedesco created the... [More]

Push Pin Lamp

We don't recommend this lamp for your living room, but it would be more than perfect to spice up your home office or cubicle. Standing at about 15-inches tall, the Push Pin Lamp ($20) is available in red, orange, blue or green, and has a... [More]

Toto Cube Lamp

If boring floor lamps have your pad looking in the dumps, spruce it up with these Toto Cube Lamps ($228) from Design Within Reach. Made in France, the lamps pull double duty as a soft glow light and also as a washable table surface which... [More]

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

"Fra-gee-lee... that must be Italian," the Old Man commented as he began prying open the crate to find his major award. Now you too can buy this tacky american movie icon. The Red Rider Leg Lamp ($140-$175) is an identical replica of the one featured... [More]

Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light

Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the... [More]

Cubix Lamp

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along... [More]

Four Inches

We love women. We also care a lot about humanitarian causes. So when we heard about this book, we knew we'd be buying it. Four Inches ($41) features photos of some of the world's most beautiful women — Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, and Rachel Hunter... [More]

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

For anyone that grew up reading the funny pages in the 80’s, the characters of Calvin and Hobbes are undeniably etched into our collective conscious. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes ($100, available Oct. 4) catalogs ten years of comic strip genius, and the introduction gives... [More]

Behind Bars: Surviving Prison

As much as we hope we never end up there, the possibility always exists that you or someone you know could end up in the slammer. Behind Bars: Surviving Prison by Jeffrey Ian Ross & Stephen C. Richards ($11) imparts all kinds of wisdom only... [More]

Backyard Ballistics

Growing up, we certainly had our share of fun — and got into a fair share of trouble — with our potato guns. Now we can rebuild better, stronger guns with the help of Backyard Ballistics ($11). Plans for building potato guns, a match-powered rocket,... [More]

Cube Chic

Is your little slice of office heaven (i.e. your cube) a little on the dull side? Interior designer Kelley Moore thinks she has the solution to change that via her book Cube Chic ($16). You can draw from this book ideas to transform your three... [More]

Playboy: The Celebrities

Celebrating the pictorials of Playboy's history sounds great to us, and it sounds even better when they are iconic pictorials of some very important women. Playboy: The Celebrities ($27) is filled with over 150 photographs from some of the magazine's most famous subjects, including Naomi... [More]

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Looking for some better bathroom reading material than Cosmo and Glamour? Look no further than Uncle John's Bathrooom Reader: Wonderful World of Odd ($11). This little book is full of interesting, weird, and otherwise bizarre stories and facts from around the world — like this... [More]

Top Secret Tourism

Skip the family-friendly vacation spots this year and instead tour the secret destinations of America found in Top Secret Tourism ($12). Author Harry Helms takes you on a tour of this "other America," complete with state-by-state listings, facility histories, descriptions, associated rumors, maps, directions, pictures,... [More]

The Modern Drunkard

Our own drinking expertise aside, we're sure even sober Uncraters will enjoy The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Century by Frank Kelly Rich ($12). Rich, as the founder of Modern Drunkard Magazine, has an extensive knowledge of boozing etiquette and lore,... [More]

ManSpace

We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five categories, such as "Collecting" and... [More]

White Trash Etiquette

Filled with down-home goodness, White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners ($10) is a humorous book to have on hand for general backwoods knowledge. You get gems such as how to make a redneck hot tub in the back of a... [More]

Presidential Doodles

Just because you're President doesn't mean you don't scrawl on anything you can find when you're on the phone. Presidential Doodles: Two Centuries of Scribbles, Scratches, Squiggles & Scrawls from the Oval Office ($18) is exactly what it says: a collection of drawings from some... [More]

100 Days of Monsters

From the mind of designer and illustrator Stefan Bucher (proprietor of the wonderful DailyMonster.com) comes 100 Days of Monsters ($14). The book is the result of a series of videos, which he posted online, showing Bucher drawing a different ink-blot monster every day. Along with... [More]

Spycraft

Ever wonder exactly what kind of technological wonders the CIA has cooked up over the years? Then you need to read Spycraft: The Secret History of the CIA's Spytechs, from Communism to al-Qaeda ($20). Co-written by a former director the CIA’s Office of Technical Service... [More]

The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then we have the book for you. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of... [More]

Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's

Peruse the first decade of Playboy in 21st century style. With Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's ($60), you get every issue and every page in one searchable digital archive. The included Bondi Reader software (Mac/PC) lets you easily browse, search, and save the collection,... [More]

Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us

If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world... [More]

The Ninja Handbook

Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab... [More]

Havana Before Castro

Relive the golden era of Cuba's premiere city in Havana Before Castro by Peter Moruzzi ($20). The book is packed with full descriptions, hundreds of vintage photographs, postcards, brochures, and more from the era of The Godfather Part II-style casinos, nightclubs, and shady deals. It's... [More]

The Mental Floss History of the World

Forget mindless memorization and monotone teachers — history can be fun, as evident in The Mental Floss History of the World: An Irreverent Romp through Civilization's Best Bits ($17). This 432-page tome is filled with terrific, mostly-true anecdotes and tales from the beginnings of human... [More]

Food Matters

Sometime around Jan. 1, your girl blamed you for her dwindling wardrobe of clothes that fit and signed up for the latest dieting fad (it involves cayenne or something). Now it's time to exact some vengeance. You're not big or fat. You're just busy; busy... [More]

Ocean: An Illustrated Atlas

If all the ocean portions of Planet Earth did was whet your appetite for more water-related info, pick up a copy of Ocean: An Illustrated Atlas ($41). This 350+ page National Geographic tome is filled with information on our seas, including points of interest, little... [More]

Kloss Recliner

Just because your favorite chair reclines doesn’t mean it has to be big and Lazy-Boyish. Take the Kloss Recliner from Room & Board ($1200). It features an aluminum base, black top-grain leather, independent controls for the footrest, backrest and headrest, and a modern look. Oh,... [More]

Villain Chair

Admit it — you've always pictured yourself sitting behind a huge stainless steel desk laughing maniacally about your threats to blow up the world unless $10 billion is delivered to you in the next four hours. Well, here's the chair you'll be sitting in. The... [More]

Buster Leather Chair

You deserve a chair like this. Made in North Carolina for Restoration Hardware, the Buster Leather Chair ($1,995-$2,450) features vintage-look leather, a kiln-dried hardwood frame, antiqued nailhead trim, and big ol' wings. Just add pipe, scotch, and newspaper. Also available as a recliner.... [More]

C.O. Bigelow Razors

Add a touch of class to your shaving routine with C.O. Bigelow Razors ($49-$79). Featuring handles made from imitation ivory or ebony, these blades recall the days of main street barber shops, but balance the old-timey looks with advanced, replaceable Gillette Mach 3 blades. It's... [More]

Charge T-Shirt

Sporting the icon of the wireless generation, the Charge T-Shirt ($20) will have you pledging your allegiance to the battery overlords. Printed on a magically soft American Apparel Tri-Blend tee. Ships pre-charged.... [More]

Coleman LED Quad Lantern

Whether you're camping or just doing some late-night grilling in the backyard, the Coleman LED Quad Lantern ($75) will light your way. Boasting 24 5mm white LEDs, the lantern is split into four removable sections, each of which can be turned on and off independently,... [More]

Rocking Glass

Ever wonder why the concept of the Weeble, which wobbles but won't fall down, hasn't been applied to everyday life? Wonder no more. The Rocking Glass ($25/set of 4) is like a Weeble storage vessel for your booze, with a nice globe-like shape and curved... [More]

Ecosse Heretic Ti

You may not be able to go in and whip a bar full of bikers, but ride up on this and know that your bike can kick their bikes' asses. The Ecosse Heretic Ti ($140,000; Pre-Order) is an absolute beast of a bike, with a... [More]

Can-Am Spyder

Part motorcycle, part roaster, part four-wheeler — that's what comes to mind after one look at the 2008 Can-Am Spyder ($TBA). That, and "damn, that thing's sexy." Powered by a 990cc V-Twin engine, the Spyder also features a vehicle stability system that includes anti-lock brakes,... [More]

Confederate Limited-Edition Fighter Motorcycle

Upset you can't buy your very own Batpod? Well, the new Confederate Limited-Edition Fighter Motorcycle ($110,000) is pretty damn close. Limited to just 45 bikes, the Fighter features a carbon fiber, titanium, and aluminum chassis, with a 64" wheelbase, integrated braking system, 1966c.c. engine, and... [More]

Ducati Streetfighter

Part racer, part streetbike, all Ducati. The Ducati Streetfighter ($TBA) offers riders an upright riding position, with plenty of power coming from its 1099cc, L-Twin cylinder, 155hp engine. Other features include twin stainless mufflers stacked on the right side for added effect, a slightly-exposed tubular... [More]

Luke Skywalker’s Red Five X-Wing Model

As much as we love Star Wars Lego kits and toys, they simply can't compare to this Luke Skywalker’s Red Five X-Wing Model ($1,200). Digitally scanned from an original miniature body and made from high-quality die-cast and injection molded resin, this incredibly detailed model features... [More]

Tropic Thunder – Unrated Director’s Cut

Bring home one of the funniest uncut movies of the year with Tropic Thunder – Unrated Director’s Cut ($23). This two-disc set includes the full spoof-tacular film with terrific performances by Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, and a surprisingly great Tom Cruise, along with several... [More]

Groove Sharpener

Get your clubs ready for the upcoming golf season with the Groove Sharpener ($20). Available in three styles, this handy little tool restores the sharp edges to the grooves on your irons and wedges, letting you get maximum spin and control of the ball, and... [More]

Paul Frank Lumberjack Underwear

Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.... [More]

Best Made Axes

When is an axe more than an axe? When it's a work of art. Best Made Axes ($200-$550) achieve this status by being hand forged and tempered by one of America's oldest axe companies, and then paired to handles made of 30-inch American hardwood, which... [More]

Honeycomber Belt

A unique belt represents a great opportunity to add distinction to your wardrobe. The Honeycomber Leather Belt ($50) is a laser etched 9oz belt made from American cowhide and hand-stained with a protective coating for water resistance and longevity. The brass buckle is removable for... [More]

Honda Fury

No, that's not a typo. It's really a Honda. With all the chopper styling you could ever want, the Honda Fury ($TBA) grabs you like no other (attainable) production bike we've seen lately. Powered by a 1300cc liquid-cooled V-Twin engine, the Fury is a laid-back... [More]

Putt Up or Shut Up Rug Kit

Utilizing the modular FLOR system, the Putt Up or Shut Up Rug Kit ($140) lets you practice your putting at home without the need for an ugly, traditional indoor putting green. The rug features both smooth, cropped tiles for the greens, taller, shaggier tiles for... [More]

Rockwell Jawhorse

Save your sanity — and possibly a limb — with the Rockwell Jawhorse ($180). This hardcore helping hand clamps down on nearly anything, and should be the first thing solo do-it-yourselfers bust out. The Jawhorse sports a hands-free foot pedal that lets you apply up... [More]

Collar Ink

Looking to replace some of your forever-lost collar stays? Then you might as well pick up some stays from Collar Ink ($13/7 pairs). These tattoo-inspired sticks come in a variety of cool designs, and are the perfect way to punk up your work wardrobe without... [More]

Noble Bar

Based on the diets of some of history's most celebrated civilizations, the Noble Bar ($2) is an all-natural way to get nourishment on the go. Filled with natural fruits, nuts, and grains, the bars — available in Spartan Pear, Centurion Fig, Viking Cherry, Samurai Persimmon,... [More]

Arai Quantum 2 Helmet

Keep your noggin safe on your next ride in the Arai Quantum 2 Helmet ($460). Sporting a shell made with Super Complex Laminate Construction (Super CLC), the Quantum 2 features tremendous impact-energy management, along with a multiple inlet and exhaust ventilation system, optically-correct pre-formed faceshield... [More]

Sea Shadow

We just found the new Uncrate yacht. Looking like something straight out of an episode of G.I. Joe, the Sea Shadow (Free) was built in the early 1980s for $195 million as an experimental ship to escape detection on the open sea. Like a stealth... [More]

Kiva

Help spread the entrepreneurial sprit across the globe with Kiva. This service allows you to make loans to entrepreneurs in developing countries, empowering them to better their own situation and hopefully helping to drive ingenuity and innovation worldwide. Simply browse the profiles of hopefuls, and... [More]

Citizen Eco-Drive Watches

Somewhere between flashy and Fossil lies the Citizen Eco-Drive line. These highly-rated, solar-powered timepieces, available in styles from dressy to sporty, never need a battery and last a lifetime. Our favorites shown above: Citizen Eco-Drive Chronograph Canvas Watch ($117), Citizen Eco-Drive Titanium Skyhawk Chronograph Watch... [More]

Mini-Pro Basketball Hoop Set

Miss the fun of the Nerf Basketball hoops of your youth? Recapture a bit of that magic with the Mini-Pro Basketball Hoop Set ($110). This 24"x16" clear acrylic backboard features aluminum trim, a welded tubular steel frame, a welded steel rim with real eyelets, a... [More]

The Simpsons Postage Stamps

Add some attitude to your snail mail with this booklet of 20 The Simpsons Postage Stamps ($9). Each stamp features a different Simpsons family character, including Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (but no Grandpa). The stamps, like the four randomly available booklet covers, were... [More]

Nerdcore 2009 Calendar

The ultimate geek pin-up calendar is back for the third year in a row. The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar ($25) includes plenty more oversized adult sci-fi-themed photography, along with plenty of important dates, including both regular holidays and nerdy events like Comic-Con, movie releases, anniversaries for... [More]

BMW S 1000 RR

Looking for the closest thing you can get to a street-legal racing bike? Check out the new BMW S 1000 RR ($TBA; 2010). This nasty new superbike features a water-cooled four-cylinder inline power plant good for 193 hp, factory ABS, an advanced traction control system,... [More]

Airstream Panamerica

Tow both your camp and your gear with the Airstream Panamerica ($TBA). The rear 11 feet of this 34-foot trailer is configured as a garage, with enough room to haul two motorcycles, ATVs, or other gear, as well as storage, power outlets, and work areas.... [More]

Nikon D5000

Just announced today, Nikon's new Nikon D5000 ($850) bridges the gap between entry-level digital SLR cameras and their more expensive counterparts. Featuring many of the innovative capabilities usually reserved for pro-level dSLRs, this Nikon has a 12.3-megapixel sensor for incredibly high resolution still photography, and... [More]

Citizen Bullhead Chronograph Watch

If you're not ready to drop a couple grand on your first Omega, maybe it's time you started looking at vintage watches. A great choice is this Citizen Japan Bullhead Chronograph Watch ($160). Made sometime in the 1970's, this unique watch (crown and pushers on... [More]

Factory Five Type 65 Coupe

Ten years in the making, the Factory Five Type 65 Coupe ($15,000 - $22,000) is known as the most accurate replica of the original 1965 Word Championship Coupes. The Type 65 stays true to its original vintage lines and traditional features (like a wooden steering... [More]

Grooming Lounge Greatest Shave Ever Try Me Kit

Usually, house brands are crap. Usually. Not so with the Grooming Lounge Greatest Shave Ever "Try Me" Kit ($20). This TSA-friendly sampler set includes the company's Mug Cleaner Face Wash (2 oz.), Beard Master Shave Oil (1 oz.), Beard Destroyer Shave Cream (2 oz.), and... [More]

Bumpy Pitch T-Shirts

Celebrate the history of soccer here in the States with Bumpy Pitch T-Shirts ($36). Featuring the logos of historical teams dating from the 1890's to 1980's, these super soft, 100% cotton tees feature a vintage wash for an authentic look — making them the perfect... [More]

TAD Gear B.R.A.T.T.

Bottle opener, screwdriver, Strider wrench, nail puller, and improvised shank. Nope, it's not another Swiss Army knife — its the TAD Gear B.R.A.T.T. ($100). Made from solid 6AL-4V titanium billet, this 3-inch long tool is ready to tackle nearly any job you can imagine, and... [More]

Theo Gray's Mad Science

If you enjoy experimenting with dangerous science at home (like building a thermic lance using bacon and an air hose that's capable of cutting through sheet metal) then Theo Gray's Mad Science: Experiments You Can Do At Home - But Probably Shouldn't ($17) is the... [More]

Fail Stickers

Stumble across an epic fail? Don't just snap a photo and put it online — label the real-life fail appropriately with Fail Stickers ($5 for 5). These 6-inch by 3.5-inch stickers feature a clear background and all-caps, bolded white Impact letters, giving your fail target... [More]

AC Cobra MkVI

With gull-wing doors that recall the classic Mercedes-Benz 300SL and a beefy V8 engine, the AC Cobra MkVI ($TBA) is a fine new ride. It features a retro design, a 6.2L Corvette engine good for between 437 and 647hp, Porsche brakes, a removable hardtop, racing... [More]

Oberon Socks

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull... [More]

Secret Message Cuff Links

Looking in every way like normal stainless-steel cufflinks with stud backings, the Secret Message Cuff Links ($50) unscrew to reveal tiny scrolls of paper containing pre-printed sayings from the likes of Lao Tzu and Gandhi. Two blank scrolls are included so you can create and... [More]

Victorinox Swiss Army Infantry Vintage Chrono Watch

With a great mix of sophistication and rugged utility, the Victorinox Swiss Army Infantry Vintage Chrono Watch ($470) will look good with nearly any attire. It features a stainless steel case and bracelet with gunmetal PVD coating, a chronograph feature, date display, luminous hand and... [More]

Tool Logic Survival Card

Be prepared with the Tool Logic Survival Card ($20). This credit card-sized tool packs in a 2-inch serrated knife, a magnesium alloy fire starter, a loud signal whistle, a red LED flashlight, and tweezers and a toothpick. It's like a Swiss Army knife for your... [More]

Gourmet Salts

Spice up your cooking - literally - with Gourmet Salts ($7 and up) from Salt Traders. A dizzying array of salts are available, from Peruvian Pink to Hawaiian Black Lava, each arriving with the same quality and freshness demanded by the world's top chefs.... [More]

Sigg Wide Mouth Bottles

The new Sigg Wide Mouth Bottles ($25) have the standard drink opening as well as a larger opening that makes it easier to clean or add ice cubes. Just unscrew the wide mouth for full access. The aluminum bottle is also ribbed for better grip... [More]

Italian Ravioli Makers

The secret to the great food you get at your favorite Italian place isn't the sauces, atmosphere, or overpriced chianti — its the homemade pasta. Now you can make your own little pockets of edible heaven with Italian Ravioli Makers ($26). Available in square or... [More]

Kershaw Ken Onion Blur Knife

Useful in a wide variety of situations from camping to self defense, an outstanding knife belongs in every man's toolkit. The Kershaw Ken Onion Red Blur Folding Knife ($55) fits the bill nicely. Measuring only 4.5-inches when closed, the Kershaw features a 3-3/8-inch 440A stainless... [More]

New Balance 420

Made in the mid-80's for amateur athletes, the New Balance 420 ($70) has made its way back to stores and onto the feet of hipsters. They sport a simple suede and mesh upper and are available in a handful of colors inspired by US track... [More]

Victorinox Swiss Army Soldier Knife

Only the fourth model in the blade's 120-year history, the new Victorinox Swiss Army Soldier Knife ($TBA; Spring 2009) is the best soldier-issue yet. The stylish olive green and black dual density handle holds a Phillips screwdriver, can opener, small screwdriver, bottle opener with locking... [More]

The Hungry Scientist Handbook

DIY projects are pretty much always fun — but when you mix DIY projects with food, it's both fun and tasty. The Hungry Scientist Handbook ($12) is packed with twenty projects created by a mix of programmers, geeks, and professors, including edible origami, glowing lollipops,... [More]

Lodge Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Skillets

Some of the best home cooked meals must be prepared using a cast-iron skillet. But it takes dozens of uses in order to season one, as the food you cook slowly ads its essence to the skillet, creating that famous, non-stick black coating. Seasoning a... [More]

Blocker Cards

From the makers of the ever popular Douche Cards, these handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night... [More]

Anthony Logistics Stainless Steel Manicure Set

Get all the essentials in a handsome holder with the Anthony Logistics Stainless Steel Manicure Set ($18). This travel-friendly set, at home in your bag or on the bathroom counter, includes tweezers, scissors, nail clippers, and nail filer.... [More]

Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device

The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device ($50) uses brute force to help you get the right amount of pasta. It works great no matter what type of boss you're cooking dinner for. [Thanks, Oscar]... [More]

Origami Sticky Notes

Take your notes into the third dimension with Origami Sticky Notes ($4). Each pad of notes has printed instructions on each sheet, letting you (or your co-workers) build one of ten different origami shapes. Just the way to battle post-holiday dullness at the office.... [More]

Naneu Military Ops Sierra

Need a bag that can withstand the toughest nature (or human combatants) can dish out? Check out the Naneu Military Ops Sierra ($110) or Tango ($140). Designed to carry an SLR with lens attached, two spare lenses, a flash, and either a 12-inch (Sierra) or... [More]

Uncut U.S. Currency

Make them forget the craptastic present inside by wrapping it with some Uncut U.S. Currency ($15-$900). Available in crisp $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or $50 sheets. Just tell them to go easy on the opening. [Thanks, Chris]... [More]

Bushnell HD Torch Flashlight

Unlike conventional flashlights with their uneven, donut-shaped light patterns, the Bushnell HD Torch Flashlight ($69) projects a perfectly square beam of light with smooth, edge-to-edge illumination that's devoid of weird shadows. Constructed of aircraft-grade aluminum and powered by two 3-volt lithium batteries, the LED flashlight... [More]

Key of Rock

Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help. This guitar-shaped blank comes ready... [More]

Skincando Combat-Ready Balm

From razor burn to cuts and scratches, Skincando Combat-Ready Balm ($25) is your fix. Initially created for U.S. soldiers fighting in Iraq, this balm is perfect for patching up minor injuries and healing insect bites, razor burn, and plain old dry skin. It's 100% natural,... [More]

Ariel Atom

Be your own favorite race car driver in the Ariel Atom ($65,000 and up). Handcrafted and lacking doors, a roof, or windows, the Atom is truly a racing machine, with a curb weight of only 1,400 lbs. and up to 300 hp, pushing 0-60 times... [More]

LÜM-TEC Watches

A handsome, hand-assembled limited edition watch for less than $400? To watch nuts, that question usually elicits slobbering laughter. Not anymore. LÜM-TEC Watches ($295-$595) meet all of the above descriptors and then some. Produced in quantities of only around 150 of each, the watches are... [More]

WowWee Spyball

Like the idea of the Rovio but don't like having an insect-styled robot running around? Check out the WowWee Spyball ($TBA). The remote controlled, Wi-Fi enabled, robotic ball features two wheels to let it turn 360 degrees, moving in stealth until it's ready to shoot... [More]

Feather Artist Club Razor

Hailed as "the most advanced barber razor in the world," the Feather Artist Club Razor ($110) is ready to handle years of straight razor shaves, no sharpening necessary. The entire razor can be sterilized in boiling water, is perfectly balanced for the best shave possible,... [More]

Edison Chandelier

Go for an early 1900s look in your living space with the Edison Chandelier ($400). This intricate overhead lighting system is stripped to the bare essentials of wires, sockets, and bulbs, letting the user position the lights how and where they want using bronze-finished cord... [More]

Buck Redpoint Knife

When it comes to handy and safe pocket knives, the Buck Redpoint Knife ($36) is at the top of the list. Continuing Buck's 100+ year legacy of knife-making, the Redpoint has it all, from the SafeSpin technology which allows easy one-handed opening and closing of... [More]

Leatherman Serac LED Flashlights

You already know how well-made and handy Leatherman multitools are. If you carry one daily, you know how you're prepared for just about anything. Except that blasted lack of sunlight thing that seems to happen every night. Save the day with one of these pocket-friendly,... [More]

100 Words To Make You Sound Smart

Need a swift kick to the vocabulary? Pick up 100 Words To Make You Sound Smart ($6) by the editors of The American Heritage Dictionary. This smallish paperback is filled with interesting words to help you communicate more effectively. It might be the most perspicacious... [More]

Emergency

Prepare yourself for the worst case scenario with Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss ($10). The result of three years' worth of research, Emergency is filled with potentially life-saving tips that will have you fully prepared to go off the grid... [More]

72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit

Whether it be zombies, robots, or giant mutant guinea pigs, be prepared with the 72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit ($100). This stylish kit includes a 5-in-1 hand-crank flashlight, 2400 calories worth of food, a prepaid phone card, a hygiene kit, waterproof matches, a sleeping bag,... [More]

Logitech Comfort Lapdesk

If your MacBook came with a laptop desk, this would be it. The lightweight Logitech Comfort Lapdesk ($40) goes all ergonomic on your couch-surfing with a twelve-degree angled riser to make your neck happy and a four-layer heat-shielding design for protecting your important bits.... [More]

Philips Master LED Bulb

Turn your ordinary E27 or GU10 lightbulb socket into a source of clean light with the Philips Master LED Bulb ($TBA). Available in warm and cool white, each bulb is rated for 45,000 hours of use — 45 times longer than incandescent, 25 times longer... [More]

Leatherman Freestyle

Finally, a modern Leatherman multi-tool that you'll actually want to carry every day. Based on the popular Skeletool, the Leatherman Freestyle ($36-$48; May 09) is a compact, lightweight pocket tool with just the essentials — a knife (with an outside-accessible blade) and pliers (with wire... [More]

Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen

We've all seen the old pen-to-the-neck trick in movies, but how many pens could actually be up to the task? Well, the Mil-Tac Tactical Defense Pen ($89) isn't just up to it — it was designed for it. Made from aircraft grade anodized aluminum, the... [More]

Tactical Bail Out Gear Bag

Originally created to be the ultimate bag for the the LAPD and the U.S. military, the 5th generation Tactical Bail Out Gear Bag ($20) is a do-it-all bag that's both rugged and attractive (and cheap). At home on the battlefield and in the office, the... [More]

Throwing Star Magnets

Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded into whatever surface they're stuck... [More]

Lines for All Occasions Bundle

With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for... [More]

Pocket Grappling Hook

Originally designed to handle detonation and trip wires, and straight out of any Batman-wannabe's dream, this Pocket Grappling Hook ($27) is perfect for any mission. The 1"x5.5" water resistant shell holds the hook's spikes when you're on the move, and can be filled with water... [More]

Survival Straps

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly have a section of strong... [More]

Parisian Leather Chair

Inspired by 19th century gentleman's club chairs, the Parisian Leather Chair ($1,495-$1,860) brings instant elegance to your wannabe-den. This thickly padded and curvaceous chair is available in five leather hues in an antiqued finish.... [More]

Herman Miller Embody Chair

Feast your eyes on what may be the most advanced office chair ever conceived. Produced by Herman Miller, the Embody Chair ($1,600) is the successor to the dot-com staple Aeron chair. The most striking feature of the Embody is its "pixelated" skeletal system that's unlike... [More]

Morgan Aero SuperSports

Morgan is a family-owned company that's been manufacturing motor vehicles for 100 years. To celebrate, they've just announced the Aero SuperSports ($187,000), a luxurious roadster with graceful elements that merge past and future. The aluminum chassis exceeds crash protection standards for safety, and has detachable... [More]

Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Building Sets

Most of us don't have the engineering, design, or architectural chops to recreate any of Frank Lloyd Wright's masterworks, but we can anyway, thanks to these new Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Building Sets ($TBA). Licensed by the Frank Lloyd Wright Collection, these terrific sets... [More]

Wilson Rebound Recycled Basketball

The Wilson Rebound Recycled Basketball ($12) is a rugged outdoor ball that's made of 40% recycled scrap rubber. The official-size b-ball is also sold in a packaging that's made from 80% pre and post consumer recycled board. Drain some threes without draining the planet.... [More]

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