While not as revered or celebrated as they once were — both in the movies and in pop culture *cough* Marlboro man *cough* —there is still a place for the classic western cowboy in modern society, and Cowboy: The Ultimate Guide to Living Like a Great American Icon ($10) is here to educate the masses on the lifestyle and day-to-day... [More]

After a five year hiatus, 2D, Murdoc, Russel, and Noodle — better known as the cartoon band the Gorillaz — are back with a new album. Plastic Beach by Gorillaz ($10) was recorded on a secret floating island deep in the South Pacific, or so the story goes, although we're not sure how they managed to keep its location a... [More]

Based on design work from Plan B Branding and named after the sound of beer bottles hitting each other in celebration, The Clink Room One in One-Fifty Caps ($45) are limited-edition New Era baseball caps adorned with logos that are taken from the design process from Plan B's work on Major and Minor League baseball team identities. Each cap is... [More]

Like a Swiss Army knife is to a standard blade, the Rapid Warrior Utility Knife ($20) is much more than a glorified box-cutter. This handy, versatile tool comes with drywall, hacksaw, and general purpose saw blades as well as a regular utility blade, and can also accept standard reciprocating saw blades, offering no-tools-needed switching between them while the soft grip... [More]

Hailing from an era in which electric pendants were beginning to overtake their gas-based competition, these Authentic Cloth-Cord Pendants ($115-$180) are sure to add some turn-of-the-20th-century charm to your bar, kitchen, or living area. Each of the five available models includes a throwback carbon filament bulb, as well as a unique, high-quality shade/housing, and — obviously — either a twisted... [More]

We all know how to take down a horde of the undead with a trusty sawed-off shotgun, but what do you do when you run out of ammo? The Zombie Combat Manual ($10) can tell you. Penned by Roger Ma, the man behind hand-to-hand combat group the Zombie Combat Club, this 300+ page manual trains you in both melee and... [More]

Go green while upgrading your lousy pack-in earphones with ThinkSound Rain & Thunder Headphones ($75-$100). Both pairs of headphones feature wooden bodies sourced from renewable sources, and come in recycled, bleach-free packaging with a cotton carrying pouch that's sewn from renewable sources. Oh, and they sound good too, thanks to the Rain's 9mm drivers that offer exceptional clarity, or the... [More]

Perhaps designed to be a Canon S90 killer, the Samsung TL500 ($450) is the latest point-and-shoot to adopt several DSLR-level features. Among these are a 24mm, 3x optical zoom, f/1.8 Schneider lens, Aperture priority, Shutter priority, and Manual shooting modes, dual image stabilization, RAW support, a 10 megapixel, 1/1.7-inch CCD, and a front control wheel. Unfortunately video shooting is limited... [More]

Take a full-size tripod with you everywhere with the ZipShot Tripod ($50). Weighing in at only 11 oz. and folding up to a manageable 15 inches, the ZipShot features a unique design that sees the 'pods spider like aluminum legs unfold to provide a stable, 44-inch tall platform for the metal ball-head. With a maximum weight load of 3 lbs.,... [More]

Just in time for the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back comes this re-imagining of one of the Star Wars saga's most awesome vehicles. The new Hasbro Star Wars AT-AT ($100) is a behemoth toy worthy of the All Terrain Armored Transport name, measuring in at over two feet tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, with... [More]

Keep your facial hair in check throughout the day with the Kent Mustache & Beard Comb ($9). Saw cut and handmade in England, this diminutive comb -- just over 3 inches in length -- is small enough to keep in your pocket for mid-day grooming, and is gentle enough to use on both the face and scalp.... [More]

Part of the company's new Signature line, the L.L. Bean Heritage Tote ($190) is a simple, stylish traditional bag. Measuring a roomy 17" x 15" x 7.25", the Heritage is made from genuine vegetable-tanned leather that will acquire patina and character with age, and features a straightforward vintage design and rolled leather handles.... [More]

Founded in 1947 by Ahmet Ertegün and Herb Abramson, Atlantic Records has come a long way in the last sixty-plus years, and the Atlantic Records Time Capsule ($200) chronicles the whole crazy ride. Compiled by a small group of Atlantic employees, the collection — housed in a custom metallic capsule box — includes The House That Ahmet Built on DVD,... [More]

Pick up some of director-writer-actor Mel Brooks' best films in the The Mel Brooks Collection ($90). This set includes nine Blu-ray discs with the same number of films -- six of which are making their Blu-ray debut -- in a collectible box, complete with an exclusive book highlighting Brooks' career and films. Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, and Young Frankenstein have never... [More]

Add a bit of rustic old-west flair to your home bar with the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener ($19). Hand-forged at 2,400º Fahrenheit from old, reclaimed railroad spikes, each opener is slightly different, but shares the same twisted design and bottle opening claw, with a thin coating of beeswax offering a protective, slightly colored finish.... [More]

Find yourself constantly playing with your wedding band or other rings? Perhaps its time to grab a Kinekt Gear Ring ($165) to fool around with. This intriguing little accessory is made from stainless steel and features six micro-precision gears scattered around the outside which allow the outer rims to spin independently of the ring itself. Great for watchmakers, engineers, and... [More]

As many long-time Uncrate readers already know, we have an affinity for sharp-looking automotive photography — and Curves of Steel ($50) is full of it. This 192-page hardbound tome features stunning images of some of the world's most streamlined autos, all painstakingly made by photographer Michael Furman. A total of 22 cars are featured within, all with a description of... [More]

Simple and utilitarian, the Fossil Compass Watch ($75) forgoes complicated chronographs and other functions to offer a rugged timepiece featuring a straightforward olive green dial with 24-hour markings, an olive green canvas strap, water resistance up to 5 ATM, and, of course, a compass stitched directly into the band.... [More]

Not everyone likes taking their vitamins, but nearly everyone likes gummy candy — which is why One-A-Day combined the two in their new VitaCraves Adult Multivitamins ($9). Available in fruit and sour fruit flavors, these tasty supplements contain high levels of 11 key vitamins and minerals, including Vitamins A, C, and E for a strong immune system, B6, B12 and... [More]

Brilliantly directed by Kathryn Bigelow and anchored by a standout performance from Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker ($19-$25) isn't just one of 2009's best — it's one of the best films of the decade. Filmed on location in the Middle East, it's far from an average "Iraq War" movie, instead offering the viewer an intimate, intense, and at times bleak... [More]

We've covered complete periodical collections before, but never one that arrives on its own dedicated hard drive. The Complete National Geographic ($200) includes digital reproductions of every Nat Geo issue from 1888 - 2008, including all the classic maps, photographs, and articles, all searchable from within an advanced custom interface. All the content arrives on a 160GB USB hard drive,... [More]

Pirates, ninjas, samurai, and more do battle aboard the Epic Battle T-Shirt ($20). Printed on a soft asphalt American Apparel tee, it's like wearing an action movie fiesta on your chest.... [More]

Used by our military for the past three decades — and during the Vietnam War — the M-65 Field Coat ($100) is a rugged piece of outerwear. It features a NYCO wind and tear resistant, water repellent 50% cotton/50% nylon sateen outer shell, a bi-swing back for full range of movement, waist, hood and bottom hem drawcords, a concealed hood,... [More]

Hide your valuables in plain sight with the stash pocket-sporting Julian Scarf ($30). Available in a wide variety of patterns and colors, the Julian offers two contrasting color ripstop nylon pockets within its rodeo cotton flannel outer shell, hidden with invisible YKK zippers to keep the accessory's double identity concealed.... [More]

Unlike previous iterations that saw Europe get a vastly different — and in most cases superior — version of the same model, the 2012 Ford Focus ($TBA; Early 2011) will be nearly identical across the world. This re-imagined descendant of Escort will boast an electric power assist system, Dynamic Cornering Control, the Sync connectivity package with an 8-inch MyFord touch-based... [More]

Boasting twin rear-center mounted electric motors and R8-inspired styling, the Audi E-Tron ($TBA) will surely give the Teslas of the world a run for their money — if it ever gets past the concept stage. The E-Tron's striking looks and eco-friendly cred are joined by performance numbers such as 204hp, a 0-100 kph time of 5.9 seconds, and a 60-120... [More]

Change clothes as often as you change channels? Perhaps you should look into a few Dandux Laundry Carts ($130-$230). With an industrial-quality design that dates back to 1918, each cart is made using steel and canvas, with a rubber-wrapped frame for the basket, an elevated cart with wood-reinforced base, casters designed to glide smoothly across the floor, and a snap-in... [More]

T-shirts from small, interesting bars and pubs are some of our favorite things to bring back from a trip, but unfortunately we don't get to make trips all that often. Enter the Dive Bar Shirt Club ($20/month). This service brings you one authentic t-shirt a month from the best of the U.S.' lounge lineup, along with a little bit of... [More]

Cruise the streets in unique style aboard the Harley-Davidson Fat Boy Lo ($16,300 and up). Featuring the lowest seat height of any Harley, the black denim Fat Boy Lo has a profile all its own, with a reshaped seat and handlebar, half-moon footboards, black cast aluminum 17-inch wheels, a counter-balanced Twin Cam 96B V-Twin engine paired with a 6-Speed Cruise... [More]

Available in Japan for some time now, the Nintendo Wii Classic Controller Pro ($20; April 2010), a more advanced version of the original Classic Controller, is finally making its way stateside. Available in Wii white or a striking black, the Classic Pro features double trigger buttons on the right and left for more control options, Playstation-style integrated bottom grips, and... [More]

Feed your inner pyromaniac without putting yourself, family, or closest neighbors in danger of bodily harm with Dynamite Fire Starters ($40). Despite the name, these fire-starter sticks aren't actually made of dynamite, but do resemble cartoon-style TNT with their elongated cylindrical bodies. Made from paraffin and sawdust, 20 sticks come in each pack, encased in a finger-jointed cedar box that... [More]

More sporty than military-esque, the Victorinox Swiss Army Base Camp Watch ($325) carries on the brand's no-nonsense, practical design ethos in a sleek body. It features a stainless steel case and matching bracelet with tri-fold closure and security clasp, water resistance down to 100 meters, a black dial with oversized 3,6, and 9 indicators, a date function, and military time... [More]

We've seen tons of stylish hats based on Indiana Jones' iconic fedora, but shoes? Alden Indy Boots ($450) are a classically-syled mid-height boot inspired by those worn by Indiana in his on-screen adventures, hand-crafted from smooth dark brown leather, and featuring special moc stitching around the toe, a stained welt, and a neocork sole. Great for outrunning huge boulders.... [More]

As hilarious as it is gory, Zombieland ($24) is the latest undead romp to make its way onto Uncrate HQ's media shelves. Starring Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson — in rare form, we might add — Zombieland tells the story of this duo's journey across the zombie-infested country to reach a Disneyland-style amusement park. Zany, brains- and guts-filled antics ensue,... [More]

Pimp your Weber grill with a Cast Iron Grate ($86). Designed in Germany, this long-lasting replacement for the standard grate heats up faster, gives off more even heat, creates near-perfect grill marks, boasts greater longevity, and offers modular convenience — allowing you to add a host of accessories, including a griddle/hotplate combo, a flat pizzastone, or even a seat for... [More]

Leave it to the air maestros at Dyson to create a fan with no blades. The Dyson Air Multiplier ($300-$330) uses a fairly ingenious design to suck air into the base, accelerating it through an small aperture in the device's ring and then over a ramp to channel its direction. As it happens, this also causes the air behind and... [More]

Celebrate the various neighborhoods of your favorite city with Ork Posters ($22). Available for a number of large cities, each poster features a map of the area, with each neighborhood listed in beautifully twisted typography. [Thanks, Ryan]... [More]

While we might not know exactly what seven functions the sleek Gerber Shard ($8) will provide, we know enough to know we'll be on the pre-order list as soon as it's available. The lightweight, airline-safe keychain tool offers at the minimum a bottle opener, screwdriver, and nail puller, with a titanium nitride coating for corrosion resistance.... [More]

In case you didn't know it, bison — or buffalo — meat is a super-tasty, healthy alternative to beef, but it can be a little tricky to find. If your favorite neighborhood butcher isn't offering it, try placing an order with Gunpowder Bison Meat ($8-$70). All of their bison are raised naturally, without hormones or feed additives, and the meat... [More]

While we still prefer a full 7.1 system when the room — and budget — allow, the new Yamaha YHT-S400 Home Theater System ($600) is a fine choice for cramped spaces. The S400 combines a 31.5-inch sound bar with an advanced receiver that features an integrated subwoofer, three 1080p-compatible HDMI inputs with CEC functionality, linear PCM audio input handling, Yamaha's... [More]

Pass the dreary winter days by perusing a copy of Mafia: The Government's Secret File on Organized Crime ($13). An exact copy of the old Federal Bureau of Narcotics reference on hundreds of gangsters from coast to coast — from the early 1960s — Mafia is a fascinating read for history and real crime buffs alike, offering details like addresses,... [More]

While it's certainly not the healthiest of drinks, nothing beats a cup of hot chocolate on a cold day. Now you can make café style chocolate with the push of button with the Bialetti Hot Chocolate Maker ($94). From the builders of renowned expresso and cappuccino machines, this nifty gadget has you add milk and shaved chocolate, then lets you... [More]

Zooming in from the cheap seats to see the action on the field, or enjoying nature on a macro scale — the Leica Monovid Monocular ($500) can help with either. Sporting a water- and fog-proof nitrogen purged aluminum housing that's only four inches long, the Leica Monovid offers 8x magnification at distances as close as 9.8 inches, making it great... [More]

The McIntosh 60th Anniversary MXA60 Integrated Audio System ($7,500), the company's first-ever standalone setup, gives you audiophile-quality sound in a beautifully compact design. And while its price tag might seem high, you've got to recognize that this thing was designed and built by the same team responsible for the $250,000 McIntosh Reference System. The tabletop system features a high-performance 75-watt-per-channel... [More]

Cue old TV show intro: "In 1953, the Central Intelligence Agency contracted illusionist John Mulholland to create a secret dossier of stealth and misdirection to be used by operatives in the field. All copies of the document were believed to have been destroyed in 1973, but a single copy remained...." Believe it or not, that's the real story behind The... [More]

Sure, you can use it as a weekend bag. But the Moore & Giles Meehan Utility Bag ($660) is really meant for hauling around something else: high-end booze. Developed in collaboration with renowned NY mixologist Jim Meehan and made from heavily waxed canvas and oiled leather, the Meehan has removable interior velcro dividers for transporting up to six large wine... [More]

Like the fish for which it's named, the Piranha Pocket Tool ($50; December 2009) can help you get the job done quickly. Made from a single piece of heat-treated, corrosion-resistant S30V stainless steel, the Piranha features a built-in neoprene double-ended driver bit holder, a multitude of open and box wrenches, a bottle opener, nail puller, scraper, and pry ends.... [More]

Blending the qualities of a traditional chef's knife with the versatility of a Japanese cleaver, the Wusthof Classic Nakiri Knife ($100) makes a fine gift for the cook in your life, even if that happens to be you. It's precision-forged from a single piece of high-carbon stainless steel for excellent balance and agility, and features a 30% double angled 6.5-inch... [More]

Inspired by the classic military duffel bags referred to the servicemen of the day as "AWOL bags", the Duluth AWOL Bag ($200) is a modern take on the rugged weekender. It's made from oiled, full-grade cowhide, with a patina that only gets better the longer you have it — at least, according to Uncrate reader Brendan Ruane — and also... [More]

While we have no idea what the hell it has to do with the sport of rugby, we're digging the L.L.Bean Rugby Robe ($50) anyway. Made of tough-yet-comfy sweatshirt-like cotton, it sports a full hood to keep your ears warm on early-morning trips to the mailbox, the requisite embroidered logo on the left chest, a locker loop for easy hanging,... [More]

Getting ready for movie night at home? You may not be able to beat the local cineplex's huge screen or THX-certified sound system, but you can best them on drinks and snacks, starting with Bacon Pop ($12/3 boxes). From the same great minds that brought you Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes this microwaveable bacon-flavored popcorn, with just the right hint... [More]

Tough, but not bulky. That might be a good way to describe the Casio Exilim EX-G1 ($300; December 2009). The first camera of Casio's new G line, the EX-G1 is a 12.1-megapixel, .78-inch pocket cam with unusual resilience: it's waterproof down to 10 feet for up to 60 minutes straight, resists water penetration even when being directly sprayed, can handle... [More]

Made to honor the company's 125th anniversary, the new line of Hamilton 1883 Shirts ($165-$185) combines the best of the old with a taste of the new. Built of the company's bespoke tradition, these recreations of six of the company's most classic designs — including the long-sleeve oxford, utility, western, and white collar, as well as the classic short sleeve... [More]

Inspired by the Eames Walnut Stool and arriving just in time for the holidays, these Herman Miller Tops ($200) are a classy, whimsical gift choice for a loved one or yourself. Each features an intricate original sculptural profile designed by KleinReid in NYC, and looks as good on a desk as it does in a toy chest.... [More]

Wiring your entire home for sound can be a huge pain — especially if you're working on a historic or otherwise pre-existing residence — which is why we're intrigued by the Sony Altus ($50-$700) system. Utilizing 2.4GHz wireless technology, the Altus system can push audio from the source of your choice, be it a stereo, TV, or iPod, to a... [More]

Having a big-ass tool set is all well and good, but when you can have the most popular sockets on hand in just one tool, why bother? The Black & Decker Ready Wrench ($30) offers exactly that, with 16 of the most popular sockets — in both standard and metric — on rotating heads on either end of the tool,... [More]

While it may not carry the same prestige as an Omega Seamaster or Rolex Submariner, the Victorinox Dive Master 500 ($525 and up) offers features and looks rivaling its more expensive counterparts. It features a Swiss made self-winding movement, a stainless steel case, luminous hands and markers, a date function, either a stainless steel of textured rubber bracelet, and more.... [More]

Celebrating the October, 1969 launch of the Datsun 240Z, the new Nissan 370Z 40th Anniversary Edition ($TBA; Spring 2010) thankfully moves beyond the quaint 150hp 2.4-liter engine of the original for Nissan's latest and greatest tech. Features include a 332 hp V6 — sadly, not enhanced with turbo for this edition — 19-inch, "smoke" Rays wheels, a special 40th Quartz... [More]

While it's a little hard to tell from the front, the new Apple iMac ($1,200 - $2,000) has changed a lot from its predecessor. Available with either a 21.5- or 27-inch 16:9, glass-covered LED backlit display, a fully aluminum back panel, 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processors standard with quad-core 2.66GHz Core i5 or 2.8GHz Core i7 processors as options,... [More]

Boasting one of the highest price tags of any item ever featured on Uncrate, the Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft ($65 million) is also one of the most hardcore. This 179-foot, military-grade hovercraft was designed for landing troops and transports on enemy shores, boasting two stabilized multiple rocket launchers, four portable air defense missile systems, enough room to hold three tanks and... [More]

Just in time for undeadliest of holidays comes The Horde T-Shirt ($18). This black American Apparel tee sports a terrific print of a single character wielding multiple weapons on the roof of a car as a horde (get it?) of zombies surround him. While it won't pass as a costume per se, it's certainly festive, and if you happen to... [More]

Tear up the road on the new 2010 Honda VFR 1200F ($TBA; Spring 2010). Expected to get an official intro at the Tokyo Motor Show, the 1200F boasts a 1,237cc liquid-cooled V4 engine good for 172 hp, impressively-sculpted body panels sitting atop a vacuum-molded cast aluminum chassis, Throttle By Wire for increased throttle response, an optional Dual Clutch Automatic Transmission... [More]

Whether you're a photo journalist or a hobbyist with a passion — and budget — for the latest and greatest, the new Nikon D3s ($5,200) should be on your list. With an eye-popping maximum ISO of 102,400, this new 12.1 megapixel beast can shoot photos or 720p video in near-darkness, and also offers 9 fps full-frame shooting in bursts up... [More]

Not content getting your shave or haircut in your kitchen chair or over the bathroom sink? Get an authentic barber shop experience at home with the Collins Commander Barber Chair ($2,200). It features a gas cylinder-controlled reclined back with ball bearings, solid maple arms and footrest support with mahogany finish, a removable headrest, and an oversized polished chrome hydraulic base.... [More]

Think you've seen or read all the great books and films there are to digest? Think again. City Secrets Books & Movies ($14 each) are your guide to gems of cinema and literature that are mostly overlooked, compiled from recommendations given by some of the world's most well-respected minds on either subject, including Alec Wilkinson, Kenneth Turan, Marty Scorsese, and... [More]

Designed by company founder Noel Lee, the new Monster Turbine Pro Earphones ($300-$330) aim to bring reference-quality sound to a tiny in-ear package. The Turbine Pros offer a new proprietary driver design, high-performance "SuperTip" eartips for superior noise isolation and reduced sound leakage, either gold with black chrome or copper with bright chrome bodies, two included carrying cases, and an... [More]

No matter if your definition of work includes hardhats or leaf blowers, Filson Lined Goatskin Gloves ($70) will keep your hands protected while on the job. Made from 100% goatskin, these gloves feature a luxurious lining of merino wool, ensuring that your hands stay warm and dry.... [More]

We've all wished for an eject button to remove ourselves from an office environment at one time or another, and MotoArt Ejection Chairs ($TBA) get you about as close to that dream as you're ever going to get. Made from authentic B-52 Stratofortress and F-4 Phantom Jet Fighter seats, these office chairs are made by technicians who strip the original... [More]

Ever have an urge to throw a rock through the window the guy who just blocked you in, or parked so close you need a can opener to get your car out? We have too, and apparently, so have the folks behind Parking Tickets ($7). This book of 20 unique pull-out cards is perfect for letting the parking-challenged know just... [More]

Get the most out of your grocery money by reusing some of the packaging with Jar Tops ($29). This set of five different replacement lids includes a long-handled cap, an oil and vinegar cap, a cocoa shaker cap, a creamer cap, and a sugar shaker cap, all designed to fit most standard food jars, making them as eco-friendly as they... [More]

If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and works for prying open doors or windows, cutting, bashing out windows, lifting nails and hinge... [More]

With a race course heritage and catwalk-worthy looks, the new Ducati Hypermotard 796 ($TBA) is the perfect mix of performance and urban utility. It features an all-new Ducati 796 engine good for 81hp and incredible fuel mileage, an APTC "wet" clutch offering a slipper action to prevent rear-end destabilization during agressive down-shifting — perfect for stop-and-start driving — and either... [More]

Add a little spark to your formal attire with these Vintage Lighter Cufflinks ($40). Made from working vintage lighters once found in gumball machines roughly 50 years ago, these handmade cufflinks feature a bullet back closure, integrated flame covers, and screw bottoms for refilling. Just remember to take them off before firing up, lest you burn up a perfectly good... [More]

Made the same way now as they were at their debut in 1939, Vipp Waste Bins ($250-$470) are built to last. Consisting of up to 42 separate components, each Vipp bin is hand-assembled by skilled craftsmen in Denmark, and features a uniquely designed damper mechanism to keep the lid from slamming shut when you left up on the pedal. Available... [More]

We don't hate our mother-in-laws, nor do we have an all pirate-themed bathroom. Even so, we can't help but love these Skull Hand Towels by Kathy Steig ($20). They come in four different colors, feature an embroidered skull and crossbones on the front, and are made of high-quality cotton. Now next time your in-laws visit, leave these out in the... [More]

We like sumo wrestlers here at Uncrate, if for nothing else than they make us feel better about our not-quite-Hollywood-thin physiques. The latest sumo item we've found is the Sumo Soap Holder ($11). Available in grey or black, these seven-inch wrestlers stick to any clean, smooth surface and keep you from having nasty soap goo on your counters and bathtubs/showers.... [More]

Maintaining the silhouette and style of the company's normal 574, the New Balance 574 Clips Sneakers ($75) are a limited-edition run made from leftover "clips" of materials salvaged from the construction of NB's 993 and 996 lines. Upgrades in the clips collection include more durable grey pig suede uppers — taken from the 993 — four different color meshes taken... [More]

Keep your drunks houseguests amused with the Tavern Puzzle Collection ($100). This set of four classic games — the basic Bottoms Up, intermediate Clef Hanger, difficult U-Turn, and "complex" Long Island Catch — is made from 6mm steel, including some wooden beads, with the goal of each to remove the metal ring from inside the puzzle. Includes a 4-hook perch... [More]

Take stylish seating with you wherever you go with the Field Chair ($65). Lightweight and foldable, it boasts sturdy, tripod-style wooden legs, a comfortable triangular leather seat that will earn itself a natural patina with repeated use, brass hardware, and an integrated shoulder strap to make transport as easy as possible. Perfect for the ballfield, camping, or anywhere else you... [More]

If you've grown tired of the average American sportster or chopper, check out Wrench Monkees Custom Motorcycles ($20,500 and up). Custom-built in Copenhagen, Denmark, these unique bikes feature a streamlined yet rugged aesthetic that's unlike anything we've seen before, often made using rebuilt engines and a mix of off-the-shelf and custom parts to give them an excellent ride while maintaining... [More]

We love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the... [More]

Avoid the aluminum and alcohol additives found in your average antiperspirant with Nickel Cold Sweat Deodorant ($19). This chilled water-based stick deodorant aims to help keep you dry by keeping you cool, leaves zero white residue, and can even be stored in the fridge — no joke — to help keep you even cooler on those hot days.... [More]

Made using the same tough canvas and construction techniques the company has employed when making weather-resistant marine canvases and awnings for over a century, Wm. J. Mills & Co. Canvas Bags ($90-$160) are an affordable long-term investment. Available in five styles — totes, flight bags, duffels, rugged Sunbrella duffels, and briefcases — and in a variety of colors, you're sure... [More]

Whether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than... [More]

Who said Apple's cheapest iPod can't be classy? The new iPod Shuffle Special Edition ($100) takes the third-generation shuffle and wraps it in elegant polished stainless steel, making it clip-on bling that just happens to offer 4GB of storage, VoiceOver controls that speak your playlists and artist names to you, and a sleek, buttonless design. Available exclusively at Apple Retail... [More]

Kettle bells are great for a variety of strength training exercises, but not all require the same weight. So instead of spending a small fortune on a whole set, just pick up a PowerBell ($200-$250). This ingenious training device uses a set of weight plates that can be easily removed and reconfigured to create the ideal weight for your current... [More]

Classic construction meets modern looks in the Brothers Bray by Billy Kirk Tote ($88). The bag offers cotton construction with leather accents on the bottom, buckles, and handles, funky, bright orange vinyl lining in the main compartment, a front flap pocket, rear integrated zipper pocket, and a removable shoulder strap for those times you'd rather carry it with your hands.... [More]

The king of rap is back and better than ever on The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z ($10; September 11). Jay's eleventh studio album, 3 features appearances from some of hip-hop's best, including Kanya West, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, and Pharrell, and completes the rap trilogy started with 2001's The Blueprint, which just so happens to be paired with The Blueprint 2... [More]

Hear the music of The Beatles for the first time all over again with the new Mono & Stereo Box Sets. The Beatles Mono Box Set ($230) features every Fab Four album from Please Please Me through The Beatles, with Mono Masters thrown in for good measure, appearing on CD in mono for the first time, letting modern music listeners... [More]

Luckily, the "3" in Nivea For Men Active3 ($17/3-pack) isn't for some crappy sequel like The Karate Kid, Part 3 — instead, it stands for crazy 3-in-1 action. Equal parts body wash, shampoo, and shaving cream, Nivea For Men Active3 aims to clean your whole body from head to toe, making it the only bottle you'll need to have in... [More]

Weighing at nearly one pound and featuring a meaty 42.5 millimeter case, the Seiko Orange Monster Watch ($200) is indeed monstrous. Other features include water resistance down to 660 feet, a silver-tone stainless steel body and band with orange dial, Lumibrite hands, markers, and unidirectional bezel, Japanese Automatic movement, and a day-and-date calendar function at three o'clock.... [More]

Get your undercarriage good and clean with the Old Spice Deck Scrubber ($TBA). This manly bath scrubber — don't dare call it a loofa — will get every part of your "vessel" clean, including your back, front, and undersides.... [More]

Blacked-out from fender to fender, the 2009 Harley-Davidson Iron 883 ($7,900) is an affordable, no-frills chopper that's begging to be customized. The latest Harley Dark Custom motocycle, the Iron 883 offers plenty of old-school, anti-plastic style, including front fork gaiters, a drag-style handlebar, side-mount license plate holder, a chopped rear fender, a straight cut shorty dual exhaust, and 13-spoke cast... [More]

Even the craftiest of cooks will tell you that avocados can be time-consuming and tough to deal with — so even the playing field with the Four-in-One Avocado Tool ($15). Featuring a serrated edge at one end, a curved tip, a bowl-shaped scoop, and wide-slotted masher, its ready to help you peel, pit, and grind your avocado into shape.... [More]

Got something to hide? Grab yourself a Hollow Book Safe ($20-$34). Available with cutouts for money, flasks, a pistol, or even optical media, each book is hand-carved out of a different innocuous tome — so no matter whether you're hiding cash, drugs, or discs of information on the Matrix, you can rest easy that your stash is safe inside.... [More]

Dreamed up by Waxy.org's Andy Baio and made real via a Kickstarter project, Kind of Bloop: An 8-Bit Tribute to Miles Davis' Kind of Blue ($5) is a brilliant remake of the entire landmark jazz album, done by chiptune musicians Ast0r, Disasterpeace, Sergeeo, Shnabubula, and Virt, featuring terrific NES-style conversions that have every bit as much head-bopping, chill-out charisma as... [More]

No matter what the job, the Leatherman Super Tool 300 ($70) is ready to handle it. This heavy-duty all-purpose tool offers both a clip point and serrated knives, both needlenose and regular pliers, several wire cutters, a wire stripper, a crimper, a host of screwdrivers, a file, a saw, both bottle and can openers, a ruler, and more. With rolled... [More]

Typically, when the weather turns warm, electric bills go up. You can avoid spending that extra cash by just cooling the room you're in. And now you can do it in style. Check out the Otto Wooden Fan ($200), a wood-framed fan that looks vintage but features modern touches like three speeds and height-adjustable feet. The wood-ring frame has been... [More]

We'd imagine rock 'n' roll smells like cigarettes, booze, and sex, but luckily John Varvatos doesn't seem to have the same problem. John Varvatos Rock Volume One ($82) is a rock-inspired take on the classic Varvatos fragrance, adding notes of rose absolute and coffee beans to the original formula to give it an edgy, sensual scent that'll have you smelling... [More]

Based on Coleman's original steel cooler from 1954, the new Coleman Steel Belted Chest Cooler ($173) is a modern classic. It features a rugged, stainless steel lid and case, handles with rubber comfort grips, a solid steel latch for a better, more secure seal, more robust insulation, and a leak-proof, rust resistant drain. Just add ice, food, and beer.... [More]

Despite our affinity for sneakers, a good pair of boots are a staple that every modern man should have in his wardrobe. These Fossil Dean Zipper Boots ($180) are a good, simple option, with a hand-buffed dark brown nubuck leather upper, stacked leather outsole with rubber forefoot, leather and canvas lining, a side zipper, and a strip of tan leather... [More]

If you see fishing as more of a hiking adventure than a day of drinking beer at the local pond, the Safe Passage Hydration Chest and Day Pack ($150) is for you. This backpack-styled vest features a neoprene-insulated bladder that holds roughly half a gallon of water to keep you hydrated, seven front pockets for all your gear, integrated hand-warmer... [More]

Battling a nasty slice or duck hook? Give the Callaway Golf X-Force Swing Trainer ($120) a try. Weighing in at twice the heft of a normal club, the X-Force is designed to help you develop proper golf muscle memory and muscle tone, letting you get a feel for the correct swing path. In addition, it has an impact feature that... [More]

Celebrate your fantasy football (or flag football) championship in style with the Ultimate Fantasy Football Trophy ($300 and up). Handcrafted from solid wood in designs resembling the Super Bowl trophy, these unique awards can be customized with the commissioner's signature, roman numerals, Swarovski crystals, and more. Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.... [More]

Go inside the world of history's most notorious, powerful, and secret organizations with Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies ($11). From well-known groups like the Skulls, Illuminati, and Freemasons to little-known clubs like Oulipo, a group of literary intellectuals who devised unique formulas for creating written masterpieces, this 384-page investigation looks at everything through an entertaining, inquisitive eye, making a read... [More]

Whether you're heading back to class or simply replacing an aging carry-all, the Bowery Messenger Bag ($100) has you covered. Made from distressed waxed cotton canvas for weather protection, the Bowery also features subtle details like antiqued-brass hardware, leather trim, contract lining, and a leather two-buckle closure.... [More]

Get a deeper glimpse into the psyche of Iron Mike than ever before in Tyson ($20 DVD; $27 Blu-ray). Directed by Tyson's decade-old friend James Toback, this riveting documentary follows Tyson from his troubled childhood in Brooklyn through his rise up the heavyweight ranks, to his downward spiral of failed marriage, a rape conviction, and bizarre comeback bouts. Now in... [More]

Enjoy the remainder of the summer relaxing in a Hammock Bliss Triple ($75). Billed as the world's largest portable hammock, the Triple is over eight feet wide and nearly ten feet long, perfect for couples, and is made from quick drying, breathable parachute nylon with sides of 770lb test climbing rope, and weighs only 26 oz. when packed into the... [More]

Ditch your iPhone pack-ins for a the Klipsch Image S4i Headset ($100). It features an in-line remote and mic that's compatible with the latest iPods and the iPhone 3GS as well as older iPhone models, 8.5mm drivers with a dual neodymium magnet motor structure, exclusive oval ear tips for a more comfortable fit and passive noise isolation, and a slick... [More]

Can't decide between a dirt bike or street bike? Get both in the Honda XR650L Dual Sport Bike (starts at $6,500). It packs a Baja-bred, 644cc single-cylinder four-stroke engine, Pro-Link rear suspension, a push-button electric starter with a choke to help in cold weather, front and rear disc brakes, and more, plus a classic Honda red paint job that looks... [More]

Need a boost in your libido, or just want to freshen your breath before getting fresh? Try Sexlets Gum ($12). This chewy male supplement is packed with ingredients like yohimbe bark, orchic powder, royal jelly, damiana leaves, vitamin E, and more, all of which should leave you ready to go harder, better, longer, and stronger than usual.... [More]

Give your home gym an extreme makeover with the new line of Livestrong Fitness Equipment ($800-$1,700; Fall 2009). Highlighted by a race-inspired indoor cycle with a 40-pound flywheel and a Kevlar multi-ribbon belt drive, the lineup also features four treadmills and three ellipticals, offering niceties like built-in speakers and iPod docks, industrial-strength components, LED displays, multiple workout programs, and more.... [More]

We're big fans of donning a hoodie when flying, and the Burton Sleeper Hoodie ($100) was made for exactly that. It features a dedicated pocket with a headphone cable port for your media player of choice, an internal passport and ticket pocket, mesh lining, and an integrated/removable inflatable neck pillow for those long cross-country flights.... [More]

Get more done and do it faster with the helpful hints, tricks, and hacks found in Upgrade Your Life: The Lifehacker Guide to Working Smarter, Faster, Better ($20). The second edition of Lifehacker: 88 Tech Tricks to Turbocharge Your Day, this revised tome features more than 50 new and updated ways to make your work day more efficient, from checking... [More]

If you haven't recently made a trip to Mexico, you might not realize that stencil art has become a part of the country's urban culture, with popular stencils being used for both non-political and protest purposes. Mexico: Stencil ($14) is the result of 10 years worth of research on the subject, featuring commentary by the many of the artists involved,... [More]

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

While we're far from monks, the Uncrate staff tends to believe that simplicity is the key to a happy life. Whether that simplicity comes from a gadget or something else is largely irrelevant, the importance is that it makes our life easier. In this case the ease comes from the Cooking with All Things Trader Joe's ($20) cookbook, an excellent... [More]

Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse of life on the side of the phone that normally exists only in the callers' imaginations. Simply fascinating.... [More]

Take a cathartic break from the traditional family niceties with Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary ($17). Filled with the sarcastic, laser-sharp wit that Leary is famous for, this 320-page tome is filled with insightful, hilarious, and scathing commentary on our modern-day world. Two words: Read It.... [More]

Find out what you need to know, when/where you need to know it with Pocket Ref by Thomas J. Glover ($10). This shirt pocket-sized, 768-page tome is filled with conversions, tables, maps, formulas, and other miscellaneous data for on-the-go reference. Plus, it's an actual book, so it's not limited to areas with solid cellular/Wi-Fi connections, unlike those electronic pocket reference... [More]

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower, rockets — even absinthe — it also give you tips on eating dangerously, cigarette smoking,... [More]

This transforming laptop bag gives you eight different bag styles. Made in Italy with hand-tanned and hand-finished leather, the Hard Graft 2Unfold ($TBD) goes from rucksack to courier bag to clutch in a matter of seconds. The bag fits up to a 17-inch laptop vertically and up to a 13-inch laptop horizontally. The 2Unfold also has lots of pockets as... [More]

Keep your undercarriage fresh and dry with aptly-named Balla Powder ($15). Available in original, fragrance-free, or "tingle" varieties, this simple talc and zinc powder is sure to knock out odor and wetness anywhere on your body.... [More]

A modern table deserves updated accouterments. OXO's Good Grips Salt and Pepper Shaker Set ($30) are a great place to start. Features like a rotating tab to select the setting (slow, fast, pour, or close) and a flat top for easy refilling are complimented by a clear acrylic body and stainless steel accents. These shakers look the part and work... [More]

You haven't had real tea until you've tried it in its natural, loose-leaf form. A world apart from the tea-bags sold at your local grocery store, loose leaf green tea is refined and subtle when harvested and prepared properly, and delivers a slow, more mellow dose of caffeine, as well as a handful of health benefits. Andrews & Dunham Damn... [More]

Originally designed for the U.S. military Elite Special Forces, the Oakley S.I. Assault Boot ($185) is built so well it's still in use in 2018. As worn by John Conner in Terminator Salvation, the lightweight, athletically-inspired boot features Resistance-approved niceties including prime urethane shock absorption, a moisture-wicking/Skynet-pissing liner, and a vulcanized rubber sole for wet/dry traction and silent movement. With... [More]

Be prepared no matter what the circumstances with the Lifeline Ultralight Survival Kit ($15). Weighing in at only 7.5 oz. and only taking up as much space as a stack of postcards, this handy all-in one kit includes waterproof matches, an 80" x 50" emergency blanket, 50 ft. of fishing line with four hooks and sinker weights, a surgical blade,... [More]

Get the campfire going no matter what the conditions with the Brunton Helios Stormproof Lighter ($49). The Helios has a windproof, adjustable high-temp flame that withstands winds up to 80 mph. Its Piezo electric switch is good for 30,000 ignitions. And with the lid closed, the Helios is also completely waterproof. Easy butane refills courtesy of the Brunton FuelTool ($12).... [More]

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a clock that could respond to voice commands just like the computer on the Enterprise? The voice activated Moshi IVR Alarm clock ($50) takes you one step closer to realizing your lifelong dream of commanding a Federation starship. You initiate voice commands by saying "Hello Moshi," and the clock responds by illuminating and... [More]

No matter what your drink, these Innermost Half Pint Glasses ($32/set of 2) will keep your libations at their best. The double-walled half-pint glasses help keep cold drinks cold and warm beverages warm.... [More]

While its name is straight out of informercial land, the Iron Gym Total Upper Body Workout Bar ($33) is actually a highly rated and exceptionally inexpensive multi-function training bar. Taking up hardly any space and not requiring any installation, the bar lets you do pull-ups, push-ups, chin-ups, dips, crunches, and sit-ups. Getting ripped has never been so simple. Or so... [More]

Possessing quite possibly the coolest underarm product name in the world, Kiehl's Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant Cream ($12) offers 24-hour protection against those most common of enemies — sweat and odor. It contains advanced micro-sized drying molecules to keep you dry, orange, lemon, and linseed extracts to keep you smelling nice, conditions your skin, and softens your underarm hair... [More]

We're sad to see the Ferrari F430 go, but at least its replacement is a step up — in nearly every way. Set to make its debut at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the Ferrari 458 Italia ($TBA) sports a new direct-injected, mid-rear mounted 4.5-liter V8 good for 570hp, a 0-62 time of 3.4 seconds, and a top speed of 202... [More]

Before you watch the remake on August 21, settle down with the 1977 cult classic for a bit of perspective. Inglorious Bastards ($23) is making its first appearance on Blu-ray, completely restored in high-definition. Starring Bo Svenson and Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson, and directed by Enzo Castellari, this badass war movie follows a gang of condemned criminals who escape an... [More]

We all know how handy duct tape is, but even we grow tired of its old grey look. Maine Guide Duct Tape ($13/2-pack) solves this problem by adding a stately green or red plaid pattern to the legendary fix-all, and while it's supposed to be for "sportsmen," we think it'll work just as well for fashion-conscious homeowner handymen.... [More]

Create your own personal signage with these Marquee Alphabet Lights ($178). Reminiscent of old theater and hotel signs, the lights feature a weathered red enamel finish, multiple lights, metal construction, and varied sizes, from 19- to 27-inches tall. Use one to stand for a single word or name, or string several together to make your own light-up word.... [More]

Lexus has finally chopped the top off its entry-level IS, and the result is nothing short of slam-on-the-breaks sexy. The Lexus IS Convertible ($38,500 and up) features gorgeous looks with performance to back them up. Powered by a 3.5- or 2.5-Liter V6 producing 306 or 204 hp respectively, the drop-top IS also features a retractable hard top, six-speed paddle-shift sequential... [More]

Now we're talking. The Meatball Grill Basket ($50) helps you grill up 12 tasty, perfectly cooked meatballs. The perforated stainless-steel basket drains excess fat to make you feel a little better about eating all 12 meatballs. [Thanks, Paul]... [More]

Add some funk to your decor and stimulate your child's — inner or otherwise — imagination with Frames Wallpaper ($40). This unique wall covering features a wide variety of pre-printed black and white frames, which you can fill with artwork, family photos, or simply paint directly inside, turning each wall into a standalone work of art.... [More]

Protect your noggin from fierce summer weather in the Summer Storm Cap ($80) from Outlier. Made from Zegna wool suiting that has been made both waterproof and breathable via a laminated outer membrane, this classically styled cap also features a supplex lining with a soft feel for added durability and superior comfort.... [More]

Treat your face and body to an all-natural clean without breaking the bank with Burt's Bees Natural Skin Care for Men ($4-$25) Featuring a full range of products, from shaving soap and body wash to cologne and deodorant, it'll have you looking and smelling good in no time.... [More]

About as long as a credit card, this low-profile knife can be discreetly carried just about anywhere. Made of black powder-coated 9CR18 stainless steel, the Ka-Bar Last Ditch Knife ($15) comes with a hard-plastic friction sheath and 30-inches of black 550 cord. Slip it in your bag, keep it in your wallet, hang it from your neck, or lace it... [More]

One of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly in the freezer, and won't impart any flavor to your favorite blend.... [More]

The original Ford GT took home a historic 1-2-3 victory in the 1966 24 hours of Le Mans. Now 40 years later, you can feel like you were a part of that day with the new Ford GT (starting at $141,300). The mid-engine rear wheel drive supercar has a supercharged 5.4L V8 that packs 550 horsepower and 500 lb.-ft. of... [More]

There are few options in between a sporty Asian crotch rocket and a Harley Davidson hog, but the 2006 Victory Hammer (starting at $16,900) slides right in there with its killer custom chopper looks and performance. It boasts a 100 CI Freedom V-Twin engine with 6-speed transmission, a huge 250 mm rear tire with a super-wide fender covering it, dual... [More]

Harley Davidson motorcycles are supposed to make you feel different. In this case, simply bad. The VRSCD Night Rod (starting at $15,000) has a 120 horsepower Revolution engine, straight shot mufflers, and a kick-ass Black Denim paint option. It's also got mid mount controls, low rise handlebars, black and chrome engine covers, Brembo brakes, slotted aluminum disc wheels, and all... [More]

Buell brings their legendary motorcycle prowess to their new Ulysses XB12X ($11,495). This adventure sportbike is considered a hybrid — it's good for both off-road and street use — and is powered by a 1203 cc Thunderstorm air/oil/fan cooled, fuel-injected 45º V-Twin engine. The wheels are lightweight, durable cast aluminum and the front suspension offers 6.5 inches of travel, just... [More]

Live out your MotoGP dreams on this insane ride. Sporting a special Italian flag-inspired green, white and red color scheme, the Ducati Superbike 1098 S Tricolore ($25,000) produces 160-hp and 90.4lbs/ft of torque, making it the most powerful twin-cylinder motorcycle in the world. It's also the lightest open class Superbike available, weighing only 381 pounds. Parts like Brembo brakes, lightweight... [More]

Even crazier than Confederate's Wraith motorcycle, the Renovatio (Latin for "Rebirth") concept sports a minimalist-industrial look that lacks a traditional frame and puts everything out on display like a drunk stripper. But it doesn't just look like a Satan-approved machine, it's got all the evil power you could ever need — 150 hp standard or 190 hp supercharged, thanks to... [More]

Get the feel and looks of a custom cruiser on the cheap with the 2008 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Custom ($7400). The bike sports a 903cc V-Twin engine, plenty of chrome, a slim, hand-designed 21-inch cast front wheel, a massive rear tire for great feel, dual slash-cut mufflers, a double cradle frame, and more. Power, speed, handling and great looks —... [More]

Harley-Davidson's VRSC family just got a little more awesome. Joining the original V-Rod and the black-on-black Night Rod, the 2009 VRSCF V-Rod Muscle ($17,200) is a new addition that means business. This silver bullet is powered by the Revolution 1250cc V-Twin liquid-cooled engine, and features a fat, 240 mm rear tire, Brembo triple-disc brakes with available ABS, satin chrome straight-shot... [More]

If you're looking for a fast, stylish coupe but can't stomach the $30,000-and-up prices of most upscale offerings, check out the 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe ($22,000 and up). With features like 30mpg economy, 210hp in the 2.0T or an optional 306hp V6, an available six-speed manual transmission, Bluetooth, a six-speaker sound system with USB input, 18-inch alloy wheels, keyless entry,... [More]

If the words "1957 Ferrari" aren't enough to get you excited, we can't help you. The 1957 Ferrari 250 TR ($TBA) is one of only 22 of the very rare racers built, with Speed Racer-esque pontoon fenders, black paint with white numbers and a black nose, red seats with white piping, a gated shifter, and racing heritage that includes a... [More]

If Patton had designed motorcycles, he'd have built the Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Millitary ($5,545). A favorite among military enthusiasts the world over, the Bullet 500 is an eye-catching ride. And although it looks like something that rolled out of World War II, it handles just like a modern bike and has all the modern amenities, like a highly-tuned engine... [More]

Whether it's water or whiskey, the Nalgene Flask ($9) is ready. A manly alternative to the company's classic plastic bottle, the leak-proof flask sports a slim profile that's better for active outdoor usage, and comes with an insulated sleeve. Its 1-ounce cap makes for quick and easy shots at your desk, in the bleachers, on the trail, or in the... [More]

To us, a good pocket knife should be simple. No Mother of Pearl handles. No nail clippers. We just want a single blade that disappears into our pocket. Our current favorite is the Case Mini Blackhorn Knife ($18). Just 3 inches when closed, the knife has a lockback surgical steel blade and a Zytel handle that helps keep the weight... [More]

With the MLB on hiatus until next Spring, get your fix of America's pastime with Bergino Baseballs ($20-$25). These handmade, professional quality balls come in a variety of styles, including suede, embroidered, or with prints such as the City Map collection. Each ball includes clear cylinder packaging, keeping your unique collectible looking great.... [More]

We're not sure if it completely lives up to its name, but the World’s Greatest Flashlight ($149) certainly makes a compelling case. It sports a halogen spotlight with the equivalent of 15 million candlepower and a rechargeable battery to run the spotlight for up to 11 hours, a swiveling 1W LED spotlight and soft area lamp, a built-in handle and... [More]

It looks like Favre will be green his entire career. Just hours after the big trade, you can score your very own Authentic New York Jets Brett Favre Jersey ($80). This would be an all-cash deal — no future draft picks involved.... [More]

Keep track of offending douchebags with this handy Shit List Pad ($7). Each list can hold up to nine offenders, their offense and its severity, and what your plan of attack will be. [Thanks, Ammar]... [More]

Pack everything you need in a pinch into one small bag with the Denali 5-Piece Outdoor Utility and Emergency Kit ($42). It includes a shovel, hatchet, flashlight, pruning saw, and multipurpose tool that has a pair of wire-cutting pliers and 10 different foldaway blades. All that packs into a zippered carrying case that measures about 3 by 12 by 13... [More]

Ditch the Post-It and write your next shopping list right on your skin with the To-do Tattoo ($4/12-pack). These temporary tats put a to-do list right on your hand, arm, or anywhere else you want, and come with a skin-safe, washable-ink gel pen to write with. [Thanks, Morgan]... [More]

For quick fixes and nagging wives, GE Caulk Singles ($3) are here to save the day. The single-use, disposable caulk comes in clever packaging (with "geometric bellows and other hidden mechanisms") that lets you evenly dispense it with one hand in a neat bead, allowing you to retire the caulk gun forever. Free samples available.... [More]

Doing a home demolition renovation this summer? Then you'll want to have the Stiletto Titanium Clawbar ($75) by your side. Five times stronger than steel, this lightweight nail puller features a "dimpler" that creates a recess around nail heads, letting the clawbar slide underneath and help reduce wood damage.... [More]

Standing at less than 10-inches tall, the Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack ($60) lets you rock out just about anywhere. It features two speaker cabinets with a head, as well as gain, volume, and tone controls. The Micro Stack is powered by a single 9V battery and is said to be "powerful enough to blow the windows out of a doll... [More]

While playing cards had nothing to do with David Blaine's amazing breath-holding stunt, we feel like we owe him a little bit of coverage for the 17 minutes and 4 seconds of record-breaking entertainment he provided us yesterday. Designed by Mr. Blaine himself (along with a couple other magic experts), the Split Spade Cards ($7) are as smooth and mysterious... [More]

Instantly become the envy of all the neighborhood guys with this Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set ($8,600). This massive collection includes a garage full of tools, including a 300 pc. Base Essentials Set, 198 pc. Professional Essentials Set, 189 pc. Specialized Essentials Set, 204 pc. Advanced Access Pro's Set, 106 pc. Advanced Professional Tool Set, 89 pc. Specialized Access... [More]

Use your grill for more than just burning meat with this Grill Tray ($50) from Williams-Sonoma. Made from a patented heat-conducting aluminum alloy, the 16.5-inch tray is great for cooking dishes like nachos or fajitas, and its pewter-like looks make it a suitable serving dish as well. Go forth and cook.... [More]

Now Available. Originally posted 09/07. Whether you're a professional heli-skier or a geek stuck down in the IT department, you should always have a good multi-tool in your pocket. But if the thought of said tool weighing down your pants all day doesn't appeal, maybe it's time to get yourself something a little less bulky. The Leatherman Skeletool is an... [More]

Never leave a good ball behind. Use the Callaway Golf Ball Retriever ($30) during your summer golf outings this year to grab errant balls from the drink, rough, or Mrs. Craft's course-side living room. Made of lightweight aluminum alloy, the Callaway device extends to 15 ft. and won't bend when fully extended. To fit in your bag full time, it's... [More]

You've already got Opti-Mash Prime and Darth Tater on your shelf, so why not Indiana Spuds? Taters of the Lost Ark ($15) is the latest movie-themed addition to Playskool's classic Mr. Potato Head line. This Indy version features his fedora, jacket and bullwhip. Press his head to hear the Indiana Jones theme song. [Thanks, Julia]... [More]

Shakespeare bust with hidden switch? Check. Red Batphone? Check. Young sidekick in weird tights? Uh, yeah, we'll think about that. In the meantime, this Commissioner Gordon-approved phone, just like the Caped Crusader's, lights up when a call comes in to your own Batcave.... [More]

If you've always wanted to be that guy who impresses the crowds with a couple killer card tricks, it's time to finally step up and learn. New Uncrate sponsor Theory11 is here to help. An alliance of 11 of the most respected guys in the magic industry, Theory11 offers some of the most non-cheesy magic and card tricks ($20-$30) we've... [More]

For a totally NSFW new year, check out the Nerdcore 2008 Calendar ($25). While last year's calendar was gamer themed (mmm... PowerGlove), the 2008 version focuses on superheroes and villains. Only don't expect to see some buff dude with a dumb "S" on his chest — expect lots of sexy bare chests.... [More]

Being successful as a pirate was as much about sailing as it was about looting and pillaging, and to be a good sailor, you've got to know where you're going. The Pirate Scope ($70) is much like the ones used in the pirates' heyday, but with modern improvements like high-quality, coated achromatic lenses that magnify up to 25x and a... [More]

Be ready for any disaster with the Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio ($50). When the power goes off, you can use this self-powered radio to listen to AM or FM (local news or insane right wing pundits), NOAA (weather information and alerts), and TV-VHF channels (listen to Lost while being stranded in real life). The rugged FR300 — which can... [More]

Daydream about killing your annoying cubicle neighbor with this hardcore Gun Mug ($16). Choose your weapon — black with platinum trigger or white with gold-plated trigger.... [More]

Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions of the originals, with the Cobra set featuring Cobra (The enemy), Baroness, Storm Shadow, Destro and Cobra Commander, while the... [More]

For those of you who ached when we posted the un-buyable Nissan Airstream BaseCamp Trailer, your time has come. The 2008 Airstream Basecamp Trailer (from $26,000) is the production version of that Cylon-esque concept, packing features like room enough to sleep two, wrap around windows, a skylight, an optional tent, a sink, cooking area, and a ramp for storing ATVs... [More]

If you're looking for the right tool to carve that Phil Spector portrait into the side of your great pumpkin, look no further than the Van Vacter Pumpkin Knife ($20). Looking more like a Swat team knife, this Jack O' Lantern maker features a rounded safety tip, non-slip handle, and a stainless steel blade.... [More]

One of the most loved toys in the world goes back to its roots with this Collector's Edition Slinky ($8). Sporting the "dark metal" coloring of the original, this Slinky also comes in a box that features the original package design from 1945.... [More]

Impress your buddies on poker night with a pack of these awesome Bicycle Guardians Playing Cards ($5/Pack). Made by the US Playing Card Co., these cards feature dark, intricate, modern takes on the classic imagery found on Bicycle's playing cards, adding a touch of class to any poker table. [Thanks, Brock]... [More]

Looking for a useful, affordable gift? These new Nalgene Kit Bottles ($18-$25) are great for giving, thanks to their combination of a 32oz. Nalgene bottle stuffed with goodies for several different applications, such as Auto, which includes a distress flag, rescue blanket, motion sickness tablets, and more. Other available kits include Dog, Emergency/Survival, First Aid, Heat Stress, and Kids. Affordability... [More]

Ever wish you could have your very own customized action figure? Well, you can. Custom Action Figures ($425/1st, $40 for each copy) from Hero Builders will make you into a 12" plastic warrior, complete with glasses, clothes, tattoos, weapons, and any other personalization you'd like. Plus, you can get a talking figure for the same price — extra copies of... [More]

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes five orange envelopes to conceal your sentiment from prying eyes. [Thanks, Ben]... [More]

Dubbed "The World's Straightest Driver" by the company, the Callaway FT-i Driver ($500) features several new technologies, such as a 460cc Complete Inertial Design that places discretionary weight to the extreme corners of the clubhead for more forgiveness, the OptiFit Weighting System in either Draw, Neutral, or Fade to help better match your natural swing, and a CT/VFT Titanium Cup... [More]

We've seen movie-themed potatoes before, but with the release of Transformers on the horizon, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention Optimash Prime, the Mr. Potato Head Transformer ($10). He's modeled more on the 80's cartoon Optimus than the version we'll see in theaters soon — and yes, we're going, even if Michael Bay is a no-talent clown — and... [More]

While most globes just show you our world, the Starship Earth Globe ($450) goes beyond that to let you explore the universe around us. The acrylic, transparent outer sphere has a 16" diameter, and displays all 88 constellations with more than 1,100 naked-eye stars, while an inner horizon ring helps you visualize the sky anywhere on the planet. Makes a... [More]

Forget the traditional sappy greeting card — say what you really want to say with The F*cking Card Collection ($25/10 cards). Featuring such heartwarming messages as Happy F*cking Birthday, Happy F*cking Holidays, Thanks A F*cking Bunch, and Congratuf*ckinglations, the recipient is sure to like them — a whole f*cking lot.... [More]

Keep your eyes safe on the job without looking like a tool with Milwaukee Gunmetal Safety Glasses ($10). Available in hard-coated clear and mirrored versions, these puppies sport an Oakley-esque design, near 100% UVA and UVB protection, adjustable saddle nose pads for a solid fit, and optically-corrected lenses for optimal performance.... [More]

Design Within Reach, seller of all things modern, has teamed up with Airstream and architect-designer Chris Deam to offer the Design Within Reach Airstream ($49,000; June 2007). The special edition travel trailer sports all the aluminum goodness of the iconic Airsream, with added elements by George Nelson (Ball Clock), Tom Dixon (Wire Coat Rack), Heller (Hellerware dishware) and Paul Smith... [More]

If you're a golfer, you've no doubt risked destroying your possessions in order to practice your chipping indoors. Thanks to The Floppy Indoor Golf Ball ($35/dozen), that will never be a problem again. Its unique design features a woven cover over a soft, pliable core for a ball that gives you the feel of a real golf ball without the... [More]

We really despise most car sun shades, but if you need to use one due to your area's oppressive Summer heat, it should be this one. The Dracula Car Sun Shade ($25) is made from reflective material and features a great graphic in the corner of the old bloodsucker wincing, trying to shield himself from the sun.... [More]

It's nowhere near football season, but that's no reason not to have a backyard game with the hardcore Black Max Football ($10). This Nerf-killer lets you throw super tight spirals farther than any other traditional foam football thanks to its spin ring, heavier weight and dimpled surface. If you'd rather play some home run derby, check out the Black Max... [More]

Having a Picasso image printed on a note pad is a little odd, but having one that changes by moving said note pad is just downright cool. The Picasso Morph Note Pad ($19) is a standard note pad with Picasso's female image on the ends. When the pad is twisted, however, the image changes into a male. Great looking, stylish,... [More]

Professional office settings require guys to give up their swimsuit calendars. Add some pizzazz nonetheless to your cubicle walls with this Prepetual Calendar ($38). This eternal calendar lets you move the two magnetic balls to mark the date and month. It’s made of injection-molded plastic and magnets.... [More]

Even during early childhood, globes speak to every guy's desire to rule the planet. Now you can actually see the world the way it was meant to be seen with the Levitating Desktop Globe ($40). It employs an electromagnet and a computerized sensor to work its levitating magic, allowing you to pass your hand above or below the globe with... [More]

If you're a chronic deep sleeper, consider getting the extremely loud Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker ($40). This alarm clock on steroids has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (!). Joining this ear shaking experience is an attachable bed shaker which, coupled with the alarm clock, will only fail to wake you if... [More]

For some reason, using a pencil eraser just isn't as satisfying as hammering on your delete key. Now you can do both with the Delete Eraser ($9; July 10). The oversized eraser looks just like that favorite key on your computer, and will last for a long, long time. Plus, it will probably be incredibly fun to throw at incompetent... [More]

Articulated models are a staple of art classes around the world, but we've never seen any like these. Acrobots ($7-$13) are articulated, but feature magnets in their feet and hands making them stackable, more posable, and (obviously) attracted to metal. While they are great for models, they're also great to keep on your desk to play with — or torture... [More]

With the new year quickly approaching, it's wise to get off to a good start. Helping you do that is the Stendig 2007 Wall Calendar ($33). Based on the classic 1966 design of Massimo Vignelli, this four-foot by three-foot beauty will make keeping track of bills, events, and birthdays that much easier.... [More]

The 1964 stop-animation classic "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" has been a Holiday favorite for a lot of us, so why not show a little Holiday spirit and have some fun at the same time with these Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Toys ($30-$35). Several characters are available, including our favorite, the Abominable Snowman.... [More]

The Gerber Artifact Pocket Keychain Tool ($10) packs in quite a punch into such a little package. Made of stainless steel with a titanium nitride coating, the Artifact features an exchangable/removable #11 hobby blade, bottle opener, cross driver, small and medium flat drivers, wire stripper, pry bar/paint can opener, and lanyard/keychain attachment hole.... [More]

Upgrade your outdoor cleaning setup with the Bon-Aire Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle ($24). Made with aluminum, stainless steel, fiberglass, and hard rubber, the rugged Bon-Aire features five available spray patterns to handle nearly any type of job, from car washing to plant care, a two-way shut off, and no-nonsense looks.... [More]

Cut down on your power bills and help out the planet at the same time with Sunforce Solar Charging ($285) & Wind Generator ($480) Kits. The 60 Watt solar kit is designed for RVs, cabins, 12-volt battery charging, and other off-grid types of power demands with its 7 Amp charge controller, 175-watt inverter, and LED charging indicator, while the 400... [More]

The utility of Swiss Army Knives is great, but their bulk isn't. If you plan on carrying around a multi-use knife in your pocket, check out this Buck 760GRX Summit Knife ($75). Co-developed with outdoorsman Peter Whittaker, the knife attaches easily to a carabiner or lanyard, and includes a 2 1/2" blade, a corkscrew, and a bottle opener.... [More]

Sure, any old ball will do when you're just throwing around the pigskin, but when it comes to hosting your annual family flag football game, you need to step things up a notch. The Wilson Official NFL "Duke" Leather Game Ball ($90) will help you do just that, with its high-quality leather construction and "Official game ball of the NFL"... [More]

It would be hard to say how many times we've seen self destruction buttons used in movies, and we always thought it looked cool. The Self-destruct Button USB Hub ($59) is a fully functional four-port USB hub, but of course the important stuff is the light, switches, turnable key, and protected self-destruct button. If you are brave enough to push... [More]

You're looking at the world's first laser-sighted slingshot ($50). Gone are the days of only grazing poor, defenseless animals — the PS-52's laser alignment system ensures you'll kill with pin point accuracy. And if slaughtering and mounting tiny vermin isn't your thing, you can always impress dates by splitting pencils at 20 feet or hitting cans at 60 feet away.... [More]

Ever since we were little and saw the Smurfs using one, we've wanted a real catapult. With the Catapult and Trebuchet Kit ($20-$30), we can finally fulfill our dream. The catapult has a range of ten feet, while the trebuchet has a range of twenty, and both come precut and pre-drilled, so you don't have too hard a time getting... [More]

No matter where you live or what team you cheer for, you should be able to find something to wear during this Summer's World Cup festivities from this selection of Nike World Cup '06 Jerseys ($75). All of the jerseys feature Dri-fit technology to keep you cool, and stitched logos so you can represent your favorite team in style —... [More]

At least it claims to be — and with stats like these, you’ve gotta believe it. The World's Brightest Flashlight ($80) produces 15 million candlepower — equivalent to 150 60-watt bulbs — and its beam can be seen from over 6 miles away. I don’t know about you, but if I’m trying to blind someone with my flashlight, I prefer... [More]

This unique bowling ball from Storm's Sports Series lets you combine America's favorite pastime with America's most popular indoor sport. In addition to the baseball bowling ball ($80), there's also balls made up to look like a golf ball, basketball and soccer ball. Despite how lame you think the "regulars" down at the lanes are, they'll more than likely appoint... [More]

If you’re the type of man who looks at a difficult project and says “oh well,” then don’t buy this item. If you’re the type of man who would rather take something completely apart and possibly ruin it than go head and hire a “real” technician, you’re in the right place. The Leatherman Surge Multitool ($80) features needlenose pliers, regular... [More]

Ever been marooned somewhere away from civilization and really needed to start a fire? Yeah, neither have we — but it’s nice to know that if that did happen, our Swedish FireSteel ($16) would be ready. Used by several militaries the world over, this little metal set creates a nearly 3000ºC spark that is sure to start fires even in... [More]

Did you know that Mark Twain was a spokesman for a pen? Yup, and here it is. This exact replica of the original Conklin Pen Company Crescent Filler ($315) was used and promoted by Twain himself over a hundred years ago. Twain expressed his love for the self-filling fountain pen in an ad in which he stated: "I prefer it... [More]

I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. — Charlie Brown Word, Charlie. Word. Make your apartment or office a little un-festive with this Replica ($24) of the sad little Christmas tree from 1965's Charlie Brown... [More]

Ah, the Gingerbread man — a tried and true holiday friend. Unfortunately for him, up until now he was missing what all of us consider an essential part of manhood — a penis. Now not only does the Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Man ($18) have all his parts, but he’s got an Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Girl with a nice pair of... [More]

Summer isn't over just yet. To celebrate the remaining sunny days, get yourself a Super Soaker Arctic Shock ($10). This bad boy will annoy your friends and family way more than any other squirt gun available — it comes with an "Ice Core" tank that you freeze and then insert in to the main reservoir so you can shoot super... [More]

This handy Carabiner Tool ($60) is great to have clipped to your backpack whether you're hustling around an urban jungle or a real one. It offers a Kershaw stainless steel knife blade with "Shaving sharp" edge, flat and philips-head screwdrivers, a bottle opener, and a quick-access carabiner body made of black anodized aircraft aluminum.... [More]

While we try to keep a pretty normal weekday schedule, we sure hate it when we accidentally reset our 8 AM alarm on Friday morning, only to have it interrupt slumber Saturday morning after a night of drinking. With a little help from this clock, we may never have that problem again. The Neverlate 7-Day Alarm Clock from ThinkGeek ($35)... [More]

Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you reveal a switch that can turn on and off anything plugged into the bust. Nice... [More]

Poker is everywhere, and if you host games often, you can really get a house advantage with Custom Clay Poker Chips ($1 each) from Poker Chips Online. Select your colors, design the inlay, and choose your mold design — then let the neighbors know who’s boss when you go all in with chips that have your name on them.... [More]

If you're a true geek like us, you should be able to look to the right or left of your computer monitor and see Darth Tater staring back at you with that "I'm going to choke you using the force" look on his face. Now he'll have a Storm Trooper buddy to protect him from the rebel scum. The Star... [More]

Oh my, are we ever going to put these to good use. The "I Park Like An Idiot" Bumper Stickers ($10/20-pack) anonymously inform those thoughtless morons with horrible parking skills that they indeed suck. (Like you're in such a hurry that you just had to take up both spaces. I mean, you drive an 88 Corolla — what important meeting... [More]

This lightweight Xikar 730 Express Knife ($35) is perfect for any outdoor expedition. Made entirely of 440A stainless steel, it has a clip integrated into the frame that lets you fasten it securely to your backpack or belt loop — and if that wasn't enough, it also has a built-in money clip.... [More]

Even though you may look a little dorky doing it, bringing in your own pool cue to a bar is the best move you can make if you plan on winning that night. Made from a super hard maple wood core, the Earl Strickland Signature Pool Cue by Cuetec ($112) also features a bonded fiberglass outer and a clear finish... [More]

You gotta practice if you stand any chance of every beating your father in law. This 9 ft long Putting Mat ($30) features realistic turf with a slight incline for better stroke development, a curved water hazard and sand trap to catch misses, and most importanly a battery-operated cup that returns your made shots back to your lazy ass.... [More]

This little guy should be in every golfer's arsenal. Like most Swiss Army products, the Golf Tool ($50) has numerous tools for such a small package — it has a one-handed divot repair tool, removable ball marker, tee punch with groove cleaner and bottle opener, nail file, knife blade, scissors, toothpick, and tweezers.... [More]

Measuring 11 feet long, 31 inches wide, and nearly 5 inches thick, the NSP Stand Up Paddle Surfboard ($1,000) is tremendously stable, making it perfect for newbie paddlers. Designed for all skill levels (and with a beginner's price), the board is made from lightweight and durable NSP E2 epoxy and sports a built-in handle.... [More]

Clean your car, stairs, and other hard-to-reach areas with the Eureka 71B Handheld Vacuum ($48). This 5.5 amp mini-vac features two motors — one for suction, one for the revolving brush — an onboard extending hose with crevice tool, a 20-foot cord which wraps for storage, and a Riser Visor cover that stays down for normal cleaning but flips up... [More]

Who hasn't wanted a sidecar motorcycle at one time in their life? Cruise the streets like a WWII gunner in the Ural T Sidecar Motorcycle ($10,000). Assembled in Russia with components from Brembo, Ducati Energia, Sachs, Herzog, Denso, Keihin and others, the bike is powered by a 750cc Boxer engine and has a 4-forward/1-reverse transmission. The military-esque beauty would sure... [More]

The Gravis Sidearm ($27) is one of the few bags that resides in the sought after size between a laptop/messenger bag and a handbag. It's just big enough for toting around everyday essentials, but is modern and rugged enough that it won't be mistaken for a purse. Made of nylon, the bag features a quick-access front panel, detachable cell phone... [More]

Whether you prefer to carry it as a handle bag or backpack, the Fjällräven Kanken Rucksack ($100) has you (and your stuff) covered. Made by legendary Nordic outfit Fjällräven, the Kanken features versatile back straps that allow you to carry the bag any way you like, and also offers several outer pockets, a groovy arctic fox logo, and a generous... [More]

We didn't think we would ever find another household character that would top the Mr. Suicide bath plug — but we have. Mr. P ($12) is a tiny plastic man who holds your keys on his, um, his stainless steel manhood.... [More]

Cowboy boots are obviously not everyday shoes in most parts of the country, but nearly everyone has an excuse to throw them on once in a while. The 13" tall N1545 Cowboy Boots by Lucchese ($200) are great for occassional wear, and are extremely comfortable due to their original design. Plus they are handmade in Texas, which lends them (and... [More]

This reproduction Ireland Track Jacket ($75) from Blue Marlin would be perfect for a summer evening cookout when the temp drops to nipple-hardening levels. It features a suave stand-up color and full-length zipper with an embroidered "Ireland" logo across the chest. It also has a shield of some sort on the left arm that probably says something about a leprechaun... [More]

We all want to be James Bond — face it. He gets to drive all the best cars, gets basically any woman he wants (even when they are working for the other side), and is always well dressed — including his watch, the Omega Seamaster (approx. $2000). It features a self-winding chronometer and a pressure escape hatch — good for... [More]

We've seen all types of hot sauces in restaurants, bars, and at chili cook-offs — but none of them have ever compared to the pure intensity of Dave's Insanity Sauce ($7). It has a special blend of spices that is abnormally hot, so much that it is the only sauce ever banned from the National Fiery Food Show. If that... [More]

If you like fast cars and are looking for a short vacation that you can take by yourself, then check out the BMW Performance Driving School in Greenville, South Carolina. Designed for beginners and advanced drivers alike, the classes are led by professional instructors at BMW's $12.5 million driving facility and road course (there's also a skid pad, slalom and... [More]

We've had an opportunity to try out some various spices and seasonings from the Spice Barn over the last few weeks, and we've been really impressed. They offer a wide variety of hand-packaged spices and rubs, such as Pizza Topper ($5) — which despite it's name is actually good on almost anything that involves tomato sauce. We've also been trying... [More]

Are there any of us that didn't want to be a fighter pilot after we saw Top Gun? Air Combat USA (from $1200) offers you real air combat instruction, so you'll be ready as you take the controls alongside an instructor pilot in a Marchetti SF260 fighter — which you fly up to 90 percent of the time — and... [More]

Up until this week, we would never had considered ourselves jerky connoisseurs. But that was before the folks at House of Jerky sent us their Give It Some Game pack ($57). Filled with some of the best dried meat we've ever tasted, the pack doesn't include your average convenience store jerky — you get a nice selection of Buffalo, Venison,... [More]

Help make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday by signing Guinness' Proposition 3-17. In order to present the petition to Congress, Guinness needs 1 million signatures by midnight on March 16th. So let's help them out. Sign the petition online or text "SIGN" to 65579. Guinness really wants your support — they're even sponsoring Uncrate this month to get the... [More]

If you'd rather see Porsche, Ferrari, and Audi supercars battle it out instead of domestic family rides turning left all day, head down to Florida this weekend for the 56th annual 12 Hours of Sebring ($80-$500). Besides the main event sports-car enduro, which runs through Saturday, there are a bunch of off-track activities you can check out, including a Party... [More]

If you love trying new hot sauces, take the guesswork out of your tests with the Hot Sauce of the Month Club ($17/mo.; $205/yr.). Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a panel of taste-testing pros. In addition, club members receive special discounts when re-ordering any of... [More]

Because everything should taste like bacon, there's Bacon Salt ($5). Available in three tasty flavors — Original, Hickory and Peppered — Bacon Salt is a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher seasoning salt that tastes just like real bacon. It's pretty wonderful on just about anything you can think of — we honestly didn't have one bad experience of... [More]

Anytime a spice product comes with a disclaimer that you have to approve, you know it's serious — and Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals ($545 and up) are indeed serious. Limited to a run of 999, the gold and white wax-sealed bottle holds inside a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial packed with pure capsaicin crystal, the main active component of chili... [More]

Yes, it's every bit as cool as it sounds. A 60 team dash from NYC to Montreal using only rental cars (OK other cars are allowed too, but rental car use is encouraged). Entry is a paltry $150, but you're responsible for your expenses along the route. Buy-in does, however, include a huge blowout party on the night the rally... [More]

Celebrate 105 years of American muscle at the new 20-acre Harley Davidson Museum in Milwaukee, WI. Featuring a stunning design by Pentagram, the Museum and the surrounding buildings are attractions by themselves, and include the two-floor museum, an Archive building where visitors can take a look at hogs of the past and see items being restored for introduction into the... [More]

Like Netflix for magazines, Maghound lets you cherry pick which magazines you receive monthly, and lets you change which titles you want month to month. You currently have your choice from nearly 250 magazines. Monthly plans include: 3 mags ($5), 5 mags ($8), 7 mags ($10), and 8 or more mags ($1 per mag). And, as the commercials say, you... [More]

From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.... [More]

There's not much you can say about the FUNkey ($200). It's a plastic stool made to look like a giant computer key. They're made to order in your choice of color and graphics, but we really dig the Self Destruct one.... [More]

As if some poor action figure has fallen into the garbage disposal, the Help! Drain Stoppers ($26) portray a hand reaching up for a lift. The Help! stoppers come in a pack of three, in bright colors, and in their own gift container. If we just could get around using a drain stopper at all — by way of not... [More]

A versatile and ancient tool, the Molcajete Mortar and Pestle from Williams-Sonoma ($49) is made from volcanic rock, making each piece unique. It’s a great tool for making guacamole, crushing spices, and can also be used as a serving bowl — plus it’s a great conversation piece for your kitchen, lending a great deal of authenticity to the guacamole you... [More]

Most cups are just that — things to hold beverages. However, these cups do that and more. They look astonishingly good, yet they also make it seem as if you're drinking out of a cup you found on the lawn of a kegger from the night before. The Crinkle Cup ($15 for large, $12 for small) is made in the... [More]

This set of four Recycling Bags ($22) from Design Within Reach will brighten up your home and help you sort your recyclables more easily. Each waterproof bag, made of industrial-strength tarpaulin–a fabric, is color coded for quicker separating of cans, bottles and papers. The fourth is for non-recyclable trash. Velcro holds the bags in a row.... [More]

While we tend to prefer not to sit around in our own liquid filth, the Mr. Suicide Bathtub Plug ($30) could almost change our tune. He not only keeps the water in the ol' tub, but he also floats on the surface of the bubbles so you can enjoy his slow, body soil death.... [More]

This ain't your dad's La-Z-Boy Chair. The company got with the times recently and began offering chairs that men under 50 would actually consider buying. Pricing wasn't immediately available, but I'll guarantee you this thing is a lot less than you'd expect. It's available in 12 hues, but our favorite by far is the red. A recliner that doesn't look... [More]

If you've got a really large space that needs a more efficient way to stay cool in summer and warm in winter, then Big Ass Fans ($TBD) are for you. These high volume, low speed ceiling fans are truly ginormous, ranging in size from 6 to 24 feet in diameter (now you know where their name comes from). One 24'... [More]

Few things catch the eye like a well-done nude — so adding a skateboard is just icing on the cake. These Oil Painted Nudes Skateboards ($400; NSFW) are handpainted by Lima-based artist Alexxx Castaneda, and feature academic nude studies of natural women, painted onto a strikingly modern surface, creating a great juxtaposition between the subject and canvas. For more of... [More]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing you could ever have in your flower bed. These two helpful Gnome-Be-Gones ($125) rid your yard of any pesky garden gnome who happens to be wandering through. They're hand-made from spare metal parts, but they're sure to keep the shrubs, tulips and pets safe from those sinister European goblins. Trust us, you don't... [More]

Ever since we heard that Hummer was selling its military-inspired off-road vehicle to common folk, we’ve wanted one. Then the H2 came along, tantalizingly closer to an affordable price, but still too expensive for a person in their late teens to early twenties. Now Hummer brings off-road excellence to an even more accessible price point with the Hummer H3 (starting... [More]

We refuse to buy a huge SUV that sucks the gas and handles like a Radio Flyer. And until now, the options out there for a smaller SUV didn't do much for us. The all-new 2006 RAV4 (starting at $20,300) looks to be the answer. It has a larger body with 40% more cargo space than the previous model, and... [More]

This Uncrate staffer has been missing his old Jeep (a yellow '98 Wrangler) a lot lately. So this couldn’t have had a more cheerful effect: the all-new 2007 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon ($TBD) that debuted at the North American International Auto Show. It features a ton of stuff — iPod integration, increased ground clearance, larger wheels and tires, enhanced Dana front... [More]

Mazda's 2006 CX-7 is a crossover sport-utility vehicle that (without sounding too much like a commercial) offers the styling and ride of car, but the convenience and space of an SUV. With RX-8 inspired details, the Mazda CX-7 (starting at $24,300) is powered by a 244-hp 2.3 liter turbocharged engine, comes with an available Bose audio system, GPS navigation, and... [More]

It was only a matter of time. The 2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited ($TBA; Fall 2006) is the first 4-door and first 5-passenger Wrangler in Jeep's 65-year history. The Hummer-like 4x4 is 21-inches longer than the standard Wrangler, and has 46.4 cubic feet of cargo space. It packs a 3.8-liter V6, Sun Rider soft top or Freedom Top 3-piece modular hard... [More]

So you think your Jeep is tough? Behold the TLC Icon ($88,000). Based on the FJ40 Toyota Land Cruiser, the grandaddy of SUVs, the Icon is a rugged and powerful vehicle that'll laugh at any off-road punishment you can throw at it. The Icon boasts a 5.7-liter Chevy Ram Jet 8-cylinder engine with 350 horsepower — good for a 0-60... [More]

The A4 gets a little more go-anywhere with the 2010 Audi A4 Allroad Quattro ($TBA; Summer 09). The new wagon features Quattro permanent all-wheel drive, increased ground clearance, and a reinforced underbody, letting you cruise the backroads like you do main street. Three engine options will be available at launch — a gasoline engine and two diesels, all turbocharged. Choose... [More]

To mark the 30th anniversary of the first G-Class, Mercedes has introduced a new hardcore model to conquer any terrain in Swat team style. With optional off-road packages, the Mercedes-Benz G-Class Edition30.Pur can be equipped with all-terrain tires on 16" aluminum wheels, flexible wheel arch flaring, protective grilles for the headlamps and lights, a large roofrack with ladder, a towing... [More]

Whether you're into Big Apple nostalgia or just happen to love hot dogs, this New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,500) is sure to make your day. Made of food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart features two 20" pneumatic wheels, two handles, three removable steamer trays (that can each hold up to 20 hot dogs or sausages), a propane tank... [More]

Make your own greasy sliders with these Slider Mini-Burger Tools. The White Castle-worthy collection includes the Slider Mini-Burger Basket ($25), Slider Mini-Burger Press ($25), and Slider Mini-Burger Cutter ($5). The press forms three perfect patties, the basket holds nine of them, and the cutter trims regular sized buns into slider size.... [More]

The weather has turned warm, and that means it's time to break out the grill. And with the Kingsford Competition Briquets you'll grill like an expert even if it's your first time behind the fire. These cook-off quality briquets combine the higher heat you'd expect from lump charcoal with the long-lasting and consistent burn you're used to from traditional briquets,... [More]

After a long, long break from music — and sobriety — Eminem has returned with Relapse ($10). The newly-clean Em gets back to basics on this album, eschewing the trendy samples of past releases with clean beats from Dr. Dre, while funneling his feelings from several years of heavy drug use into some of his best rhymes since Slim Shady.... [More]

We've covered plenty of front-pocket wallets here on Uncrate, but rarely do we get to cover one that goes under your arm. The Koffski No. 1 Wallet ($450) looks like a gun holster, and has pockets for a wallet, cell phone, keys, a pen, credit cards, and travel papers. Made from fine Rugato calfskin in Tuscany, the wallet-bag features a... [More]

Nothing beats a money clip for cash-carrying simplicity, and this one does it in style. The Juicy Couture Silver Money Clip ($75) is made from silver (obviously) and features a bold dollar sign design. The clip combines a good mixture of utility and luxury, making it a great choice for your pocket.... [More]

If you don’t yet know the work of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa, you should. His films have influenced many American directors, including George Lucas. Yojimbo ($24) is an excellent film in its own right, a story of a drifting samurai for hire, but also serves as an excellent introduction to Kurosawa’s style. Black and White, English subtitles, it just doen’t... [More]

Saturday Night Live alumni have always been known for making great comedies — Caddyshack, Animal House, Happy Gilmore, etc. were all headed up by folks from SNL. But perhaps the best of all of these is The Blues Brothers ($17). Re-issued on DVD for it’s 25th anniversary, the film’s stunts look great, and the words “We’re on a mission from... [More]

Although it won’t be available until Aug. 16, we didn’t want to wait that long to tell you about Sin City ($16) coming to DVD. The film adaptation of Frank Miller’s graphic comic, Sin City features an all star cast including Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, and Clive Owen, and they are led by talented director Robert Rodriguez — and for... [More]

This movie is quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of the 80s. It ranks right up there on our all-time favs list, and now we're being rewarded with a special 20th anniversary DVD. The "Bueller... Bueller... Edition" ($13) has the original film in the best quality you'll find and extras like a cast reunion special and deleted scenes.... [More]

Remember, remember the 5th of November 1st of August. That's when V For Vendetta finally comes out on DVD. And we can't wait. With an amazing overall message and surprisingly great acting from a mask-wearing Hugo Weaving and the always brilliant (at least in our eyes) Natalie Portman, V is easily our fav film of 2006... and quite possibly better... [More]

Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam masterpiece is easily one of the greatest films ever made. With career-defining performances from the likes of Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando, Dennis Hopper and Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now captured the horrors of the war like no other movie. And now it has finally gotten the DVD collection it deserves. Apocalypse Now - The Complete Dossier ($14)... [More]

As huge car fans ourselves, we were absolutely thrilled to receive a tip about Claude Lelouch's classic C'etait un Rendezvous ($30) on DVD. Not quite nine minutes in length, the movie features no special effects and no sound track other than the roar of the car as you are taken on a tour of the streets of Paris at breakneck... [More]

One of Paul Newman's most classic roles comes to DVD again in The Hustler Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($15). Newman's engaging performance as Eddie Felson will have you wanting to hit the pool hall at lunch. This special edition includes a full length audio commentary, a perspective documentary and a bunch of other video extras exploring Newman and the world of... [More]

One of the great Sci-Fi classics of all time will make its definitive appearance on DVD later this year. Reworked and remastered, Blade Runner: The Final Cut ($TBA; Dec. 18) will arrive with five different versions of the film — yes, you read that correctly, five — in a briefcase that will also contain a three hour documentary of the... [More]

De Niro. Scorsese. Need we say more? Taxi Driver - Two-Disc Collector's Edition ($19) has all the hardcore Travis Bickle action you remember, along with over three hours of extras, including an excellent feature-length making-of video.... [More]

Pay tribute to the legendary George Carlin and his seven dirty words with this 14-disc DVD set. George Carlin: All My Stuff ($180) includes all 12 of his HBO standup specials, which span almost 30 years. You'll get every last one of his memorable routines, as well as two bonus discs with some great interviews with Carlin.... [More]

Disney/Pixar's latest masterpiece is now available to own. WALL-E ($15-$25) tells the fantastic story of the last robot left on earth, his love for another bot, and his journey to save the humans from garbage and their own fat asses. Bonus features include the awesome animated short film BURN-E, making-of featurettes, deleted scenes, and an excellent documentary entitled The Pixar... [More]

Based on the acclaimed book by Evan Wright and written for the screen by The Wire's David Simon, Generation Kill ($28) is a realistic trip inside the Iraq war like only HBO can provide. Spread across seven episodes, the mini-series follows a group of young Marines as they encounter physical and emotional roadblocks on their journey into the heart of... [More]

Grab this 1942 classic for the first time on Blu-ray in the Casablanca – Ultimate Collector’s Edition ($42; $39 DVD). Named the second-best American film of all time by the American Film Institute, this still-enchanting film stars Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Heinreid in a love triangle for the ages. Included in the three-disc set are tons of extras,... [More]

Finally, a rocket lamp that actually looks like a rocket. The Rocket Lamp from Target ($42) has cool 50’s retro styling and a decently strong lamp that can actually light up most of an empty room. If you’re into that kinda thing, go for the red rocket — and no, we’re not going into the South Park jokes here.... [More]

As we searched for a cool pendant fixture to replace the gaudy gold plated one that was here when we moved in, we came across this one, which is unfortunately out of our price range, but oh so awesome. Designers Rossi and Tedesco created the energy-efficient Agave Lamp ($645) of acrylic to resemble the rosette of an agave plant. The... [More]

We don't recommend this lamp for your living room, but it would be more than perfect to spice up your home office or cubicle. Standing at about 15-inches tall, the Push Pin Lamp ($20) is available in red, orange, blue or green, and has a cork base that's made for hanging up notes and reminders using "real" push pins.... [More]

If boring floor lamps have your pad looking in the dumps, spruce it up with these Toto Cube Lamps ($228) from Design Within Reach. Made in France, the lamps pull double duty as a soft glow light and also as a washable table surface which can hold just under 200 pounds. They offer both function and visual impact to your... [More]

"Fra-gee-lee... that must be Italian," the Old Man commented as he began prying open the crate to find his major award. Now you too can buy this tacky american movie icon. The Red Rider Leg Lamp ($140-$175) is an identical replica of the one featured in everyone's favorite holiday movie. You can even download a "Major Award" certificate and get... [More]

Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the clear bottom, or place it low for a glowing, ambient light from the colored top... [More]

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along one axis, allowing you to position them individually to suit your lighting needs, mood, and... [More]

We love women. We also care a lot about humanitarian causes. So when we heard about this book, we knew we'd be buying it. Four Inches ($41) features photos of some of the world's most beautiful women — Victoria Beckham, Kate Moss, and Rachel Hunter included — posing nude except for a pair of Jimmy Choo spikes and a piece... [More]

For anyone that grew up reading the funny pages in the 80’s, the characters of Calvin and Hobbes are undeniably etched into our collective conscious. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes ($100, available Oct. 4) catalogs ten years of comic strip genius, and the introduction gives us insight into Bill Watterson’s struggles with the strip, including his fight to keep Calvin’s... [More]

As much as we hope we never end up there, the possibility always exists that you or someone you know could end up in the slammer. Behind Bars: Surviving Prison by Jeffrey Ian Ross & Stephen C. Richards ($11) imparts all kinds of wisdom only those who have seen the inside could know — wisdom that could save your tail... [More]

Growing up, we certainly had our share of fun — and got into a fair share of trouble — with our potato guns. Now we can rebuild better, stronger guns with the help of Backyard Ballistics ($11). Plans for building potato guns, a match-powered rocket, a tennis ball mortar, a pneumatic missile, and more are included. Just make sure not... [More]

Is your little slice of office heaven (i.e. your cube) a little on the dull side? Interior designer Kelley Moore thinks she has the solution to change that via her book Cube Chic ($16). You can draw from this book ideas to transform your three or four square cloth walls into cube designs ranging from Tiki to Zen. [via]... [More]

Celebrating the pictorials of Playboy's history sounds great to us, and it sounds even better when they are iconic pictorials of some very important women. Playboy: The Celebrities ($27) is filled with over 150 photographs from some of the magazine's most famous subjects, including Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour, Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Debbie Harry, and Marilyn Monroe. Beautiful women, beautiful... [More]

Looking for some better bathroom reading material than Cosmo and Glamour? Look no further than Uncle John's Bathrooom Reader: Wonderful World of Odd ($11). This little book is full of interesting, weird, and otherwise bizarre stories and facts from around the world — like this story of killer CO2 gas in Cameroon. Sure, you can probably find information about all... [More]

Skip the family-friendly vacation spots this year and instead tour the secret destinations of America found in Top Secret Tourism ($12). Author Harry Helms takes you on a tour of this "other America," complete with state-by-state listings, facility histories, descriptions, associated rumors, maps, directions, pictures, and more. You won't find any towering roller coasters or overpriced stuffed animals here.... [More]

Our own drinking expertise aside, we're sure even sober Uncraters will enjoy The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Century by Frank Kelly Rich ($12). Rich, as the founder of Modern Drunkard Magazine, has an extensive knowledge of boozing etiquette and lore, which he recaptures here in great detail, and with great humor. Grab a drink, a... [More]

We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five categories, such as "Collecting" and "Entertaining," which show you how other men have leveraged their interests to transform their existing... [More]

Filled with down-home goodness, White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners ($10) is a humorous book to have on hand for general backwoods knowledge. You get gems such as how to make a redneck hot tub in the back of a pick-up truck, and answers to frequently asked questions like, "How can I get my 14-year-old... [More]

Just because you're President doesn't mean you don't scrawl on anything you can find when you're on the phone. Presidential Doodles: Two Centuries of Scribbles, Scratches, Squiggles & Scrawls from the Oval Office ($18) is exactly what it says: a collection of drawings from some of the most powerful men in history. Teddy, FDR, Ike, JFK, and more contribute to... [More]

From the mind of designer and illustrator Stefan Bucher (proprietor of the wonderful DailyMonster.com) comes 100 Days of Monsters ($14). The book is the result of a series of videos, which he posted online, showing Bucher drawing a different ink-blot monster every day. Along with all the monsters, it also packs in a foreword from the always-awesome Ze Frank, over... [More]

Ever wonder exactly what kind of technological wonders the CIA has cooked up over the years? Then you need to read Spycraft: The Secret History of the CIA's Spytechs, from Communism to al-Qaeda ($20). Co-written by a former director the CIA’s Office of Technical Service — an ultra-secret group that makes the Q division look like amateurs — and an... [More]

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then we have the book for you. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of the terrible, organized by symptom so you can quickly discover that your loss of appetite... [More]

Peruse the first decade of Playboy in 21st century style. With Playboy Cover to Cover: The 50's ($60), you get every issue and every page in one searchable digital archive. The included Bondi Reader software (Mac/PC) lets you easily browse, search, and save the collection, which includes photos of Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, and Jayne Mansfield, and words from the... [More]

If you're among those who like to wonder about their own life and death, you shouldn't miss Cause of Death: A Perfect Little Guide to What Kills Us ($12). This delightfully morbid tome discusses all sorts of data related to death, including tons of real-world stats from major organizations to offer an intriguing look at modern human mortality.... [More]

Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab and how to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan. Caution: Pages are... [More]

Relive the golden era of Cuba's premiere city in Havana Before Castro by Peter Moruzzi ($20). The book is packed with full descriptions, hundreds of vintage photographs, postcards, brochures, and more from the era of The Godfather Part II-style casinos, nightclubs, and shady deals. It's like a trip back into time, without the legal hassles of actually trying to visit.... [More]

Forget mindless memorization and monotone teachers — history can be fun, as evident in The Mental Floss History of the World: An Irreverent Romp through Civilization's Best Bits ($17). This 432-page tome is filled with terrific, mostly-true anecdotes and tales from the beginnings of human civilization to modern times. [via]... [More]

Sometime around Jan. 1, your girl blamed you for her dwindling wardrobe of clothes that fit and signed up for the latest dieting fad (it involves cayenne or something). Now it's time to exact some vengeance. You're not big or fat. You're just busy; busy with man stuff. Clearly you can't be troubled with silly diets or finger pointing (it'd... [More]

If all the ocean portions of Planet Earth did was whet your appetite for more water-related info, pick up a copy of Ocean: An Illustrated Atlas ($41). This 350+ page National Geographic tome is filled with information on our seas, including points of interest, little known facts, new full-spread maps of the ocean floor, and full-color photographs and diagrams revealing... [More]

Just because your favorite chair reclines doesn’t mean it has to be big and Lazy-Boyish. Take the Kloss Recliner from Room & Board ($1200). It features an aluminum base, black top-grain leather, independent controls for the footrest, backrest and headrest, and a modern look. Oh, and the chair looks equally as good whether reclined or not — a rare quality... [More]

Admit it — you've always pictured yourself sitting behind a huge stainless steel desk laughing maniacally about your threats to blow up the world unless $10 billion is delivered to you in the next four hours. Well, here's the chair you'll be sitting in. The aptly named Villain Chair ($6,800) is an oversize, futuristic chair made of leather, chrome, steel... [More]

You deserve a chair like this. Made in North Carolina for Restoration Hardware, the Buster Leather Chair ($1,995-$2,450) features vintage-look leather, a kiln-dried hardwood frame, antiqued nailhead trim, and big ol' wings. Just add pipe, scotch, and newspaper. Also available as a recliner.... [More]

Add a touch of class to your shaving routine with C.O. Bigelow Razors ($49-$79). Featuring handles made from imitation ivory or ebony, these blades recall the days of main street barber shops, but balance the old-timey looks with advanced, replaceable Gillette Mach 3 blades. It's the best of both worlds.... [More]

Sporting the icon of the wireless generation, the Charge T-Shirt ($20) will have you pledging your allegiance to the battery overlords. Printed on a magically soft American Apparel Tri-Blend tee. Ships pre-charged.... [More]

Whether you're camping or just doing some late-night grilling in the backyard, the Coleman LED Quad Lantern ($75) will light your way. Boasting 24 5mm white LEDs, the lantern is split into four removable sections, each of which can be turned on and off independently, letting you decide exactly how much illumination you need. With a run time of 30... [More]

Ever wonder why the concept of the Weeble, which wobbles but won't fall down, hasn't been applied to everyday life? Wonder no more. The Rocking Glass ($25/set of 4) is like a Weeble storage vessel for your booze, with a nice globe-like shape and curved bottom that allows the glass to rock without tipping over. If only they could do... [More]

You may not be able to go in and whip a bar full of bikers, but ride up on this and know that your bike can kick their bikes' asses. The Ecosse Heretic Ti ($140,000) is an absolute beast of a bike, with a titanium chassis, 120ci, 135hp engine, carbon fiber body work, carbon fiber wheels, Ohlins Suberbike Gas forks,... [More]

Part motorcycle, part roaster, part four-wheeler — that's what comes to mind after one look at the 2008 Can-Am Spyder ($TBA). That, and "damn, that thing's sexy." Powered by a 990cc V-Twin engine, the Spyder also features a vehicle stability system that includes anti-lock brakes, traction control, and stability control systems. Its Y-architecture gives it a unique look with two... [More]

Upset you can't buy your very own Batpod? Well, the new Confederate Limited-Edition Fighter Motorcycle ($110,000) is pretty damn close. Limited to just 45 bikes, the Fighter features a carbon fiber, titanium, and aluminum chassis, with a 64" wheelbase, integrated braking system, 1966c.c. engine, and a top speed of 190mph. Good luck getting it integrated into your car, though if... [More]

Part racer, part streetbike, all Ducati. The Ducati Streetfighter ($TBA) offers riders an upright riding position, with plenty of power coming from its 1099cc, L-Twin cylinder, 155hp engine. Other features include twin stainless mufflers stacked on the right side for added effect, a slightly-exposed tubular steel Trellis frame, 10-spoke wheels, Brembo front disc brakes, and minimalist controls, instrumentation, and headlights.... [More]

As much as we love Star Wars Lego kits and toys, they simply can't compare to this Luke Skywalker’s Red Five X-Wing Model ($1,200). Digitally scanned from an original miniature body and made from high-quality die-cast and injection molded resin, this incredibly detailed model features posable machined aluminum "S" foils, accurately detailed and lighted cockpit, engines, and R2-D2, an included... [More]

Bring home one of the funniest uncut movies of the year with Tropic Thunder – Unrated Director’s Cut ($23). This two-disc set includes the full spoof-tacular film with terrific performances by Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, and a surprisingly great Tom Cruise, along with several featurettes, the requisite deleted and extended scenes, an alternate ending, and more.... [More]

Get your clubs ready for the upcoming golf season with the Groove Sharpener ($20). Available in three styles, this handy little tool restores the sharp edges to the grooves on your irons and wedges, letting you get maximum spin and control of the ball, and saving your old clubs from being relegated to the used bin at the local golf... [More]

Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.... [More]

When is an axe more than an axe? When it's a work of art. Best Made Axes ($200-$550) achieve this status by being hand forged and tempered by one of America's oldest axe companies, and then paired to handles made of 30-inch American hardwood, which are then hand painted and polished. For added collectibility, pair one with a custom made,... [More]

A unique belt represents a great opportunity to add distinction to your wardrobe. The Honeycomber Leather Belt ($50) is a laser etched 9oz belt made from American cowhide and hand-stained with a protective coating for water resistance and longevity. The brass buckle is removable for those with a buckle collection. A limited run of only 25 bee-tastic belts will be... [More]

No, that's not a typo. It's really a Honda. With all the chopper styling you could ever want, the Honda Fury ($TBA) grabs you like no other (attainable) production bike we've seen lately. Powered by a 1300cc liquid-cooled V-Twin engine, the Fury is a laid-back beauty with a super-stretched wheelbase, ultra-low 27-inch seat height, rumbly exhaust system, and a fat... [More]

Utilizing the modular FLOR system, the Putt Up or Shut Up Rug Kit ($140) lets you practice your putting at home without the need for an ugly, traditional indoor putting green. The rug features both smooth, cropped tiles for the greens, taller, shaggier tiles for the rough, and an included rug map offering par 3, par 4, and par 5... [More]

Save your sanity — and possibly a limb — with the Rockwell Jawhorse ($180). This hardcore helping hand clamps down on nearly anything, and should be the first thing solo do-it-yourselfers bust out. The Jawhorse sports a hands-free foot pedal that lets you apply up to one metric ton of clamping force, and its jaws can be opened up to... [More]

Looking to replace some of your forever-lost collar stays? Then you might as well pick up some stays from Collar Ink ($13/7 pairs). These tattoo-inspired sticks come in a variety of cool designs, and are the perfect way to punk up your work wardrobe without revealing your bitchin' "devil throwing triple sixes" body art.... [More]

Based on the diets of some of history's most celebrated civilizations, the Noble Bar ($2) is an all-natural way to get nourishment on the go. Filled with natural fruits, nuts, and grains, the bars — available in Spartan Pear, Centurion Fig, Viking Cherry, Samurai Persimmon, Kobukson Asian Pear, and Han Dynasty Apricot — are a great alternative to your run-of-the-mill... [More]

Keep your noggin safe on your next ride in the Arai Quantum 2 Helmet ($460). Sporting a shell made with Super Complex Laminate Construction (Super CLC), the Quantum 2 features tremendous impact-energy management, along with a multiple inlet and exhaust ventilation system, optically-correct pre-formed faceshield with UV ray protection, De-Mist Lock, and dual pivot hinge chin vent. If it's good... [More]

We just found the new Uncrate yacht. Looking like something straight out of an episode of G.I. Joe, the Sea Shadow (Free) was built in the early 1980s for $195 million as an experimental ship to escape detection on the open sea. Like a stealth bomber, the 160' ship uses special coatings, crystalline angles, and other CIA gadgets to stump... [More]

Help spread the entrepreneurial sprit across the globe with Kiva. This service allows you to make loans to entrepreneurs in developing countries, empowering them to better their own situation and hopefully helping to drive ingenuity and innovation worldwide. Simply browse the profiles of hopefuls, and choose one to lend to using PayPal or credit card. Kiva will collect the funds... [More]

Somewhere between flashy and Fossil lies the Citizen Eco-Drive line. These highly-rated, solar-powered timepieces, available in styles from dressy to sporty, never need a battery and last a lifetime. Our favorites shown above: Citizen Eco-Drive Chronograph Canvas Watch ($117), Citizen Eco-Drive Titanium Skyhawk Chronograph Watch ($375), and Citizen Eco-Drive Skyhawk A-T Titanium Watch ($450).... [More]

Miss the fun of the Nerf Basketball hoops of your youth? Recapture a bit of that magic with the Mini-Pro Basketball Hoop Set ($110). This 24"x16" clear acrylic backboard features aluminum trim, a welded tubular steel frame, a welded steel rim with real eyelets, a 12" white all-weather net, and a JustFlex mount that works like a break-away rim, letting... [More]

Add some attitude to your snail mail with this booklet of 20 The Simpsons Postage Stamps ($9). Each stamp features a different Simpsons family character, including Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie (but no Grandpa). The stamps, like the four randomly available booklet covers, were drawn by Matt Groening, the series creator. Here's hoping for a Futurama stamp sometime in... [More]

The ultimate geek pin-up calendar is back for the third year in a row. The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar ($25) includes plenty more oversized adult sci-fi-themed photography, along with plenty of important dates, including both regular holidays and nerdy events like Comic-Con, movie releases, anniversaries for major franchises, and more.... [More]

Looking for the closest thing you can get to a street-legal racing bike? Check out the new BMW S 1000 RR ($TBA; 2010). This nasty new superbike features a water-cooled four-cylinder inline power plant good for 193 hp, factory ABS, an advanced traction control system, an HP Gearshift Assistant for full-power clutchless upshifts, all while weighing just 455.3 pounds with... [More]