Resting squarely in the realm of the ridiculous and yet too sexy to ignore, Joey Roth Ceramic Speakers ($500) ooze style with the same ease with which they produce sound. The white glazed ceramic speaker cones rest atop simple, understated Baltic birch plywood stands, and connect to a delightfully industrial stainless steel sheet metal amplifier, which sits atop a black... [More]

When looking for furniture, it's not always easy to find both comfort and clean, modern lines — but the Leman Stainless Steel Lounge Chair ($1,040) delivers on both. Built around a brushed stainless steel frame, the chair features plump, resilient cushions packed with foam and a solid wood piece for added support and comfort, as well as an included extra... [More]

As flat-screen TVs look more and more like works of art, why not give them a proper display on the TV Easel ($1,000). Built from solid hardwood to hold televisions up to 60 inches, the TV Easel also features a height-adjustable design, integrated component storage and wire management, a hand-applied, four-step antiqued ebony finish, and the ability to double as,... [More]

Don't let the name fool you — the Missisipi Distiller ($200) isn't some shoddy backwoods attempt to make money by selling moonshine machines, but rather a way to extract fragrant oils for use in colognes and perfumes (riiight). Made by the Missisipi Destil Co., this contraption uses a series of tubes, an oil lamp, and a water-filled condensing pot to... [More]

Take stylish seating with you wherever you go with the Field Chair ($65). Lightweight and foldable, it boasts sturdy, tripod-style wooden legs, a comfortable triangular leather seat that will earn itself a natural patina with repeated use, brass hardware, and an integrated shoulder strap to make transport as easy as possible. Perfect for the ballfield, camping, or anywhere else you... [More]

Fly fishing is about as old-school a fishing experience as you can find, so why not match the timelessness of the activity with some vintage gear? George Lawrence Creels ($1,800-$2,500) are the perfect way to do so while keeping your bounty safe at your side. Offering traditional, artisan-level craftsmanship and materials, these utilitarian designs look as good now as they... [More]

If you need a cooler that can withstand damn near anything — including a run-in with a wild grizzly bear — look no farther. Yeti Coolers ($160-$1,100) are made using the same rotational-molding method used to make whitewater kayaks, and feature unbreakable hinges, ATV-tested rubber T latches, handles made from marine-grade nylon with a ribbed rubber grip, screw-in, gasketed, leak-proof... [More]

Forget bottles or boxes — for your next wine-fueled party, step up to a Red Truck Winery Mini-Barrel ($30). With classic vineyard looks, each 3L barrel holds four bottles of Red Truck's medium-bodied red blend, featuring flavors of chocolate, berries, and cherries, with a black pepper finish. [Thanks, Michael]... [More]

Enjoy the remainder of the summer relaxing in a Hammock Bliss Triple ($75). Billed as the world's largest portable hammock, the Triple is over eight feet wide and nearly ten feet long, perfect for couples, and is made from quick drying, breathable parachute nylon with sides of 770lb test climbing rope, and weighs only 26 oz. when packed into the... [More]

Combining clean, modern lines with American walnut construction and a penchant for storage, the Matera Bed Collection ($400-$4100) is ready to upgrade your bedroom. The centerpiece of the collection is the Matera Bed with Storage, which offers six fully-opening drawers underneath its sturdy 20 solid ash bed slats, rendering a box spring unnecessary and providing a more stable platform. The... [More]

Thinking of building a yourself an outdoor man room or office? Skip the normal, bland pre-fab game and check out the Kithaus K3 (starts at $29,500). This modern building uses a proprietary clamping system to make installation quick, easy, and virtually waste-free. All of the lightweight, anodized aluminum pieces are pre-cut and drilled in Southern California and shipped to you... [More]

Lunar Lounge Design describes their Ply-Bak Love Seat ($430) as "comfortable minimalism". We can't attest to its softness, but its design is a definite winner. This handcrafted mid century modern piece will look great in any number of differently styled dwellings. Available in blonde birch with black or brown vinyl, royal walnut with black vinyl, or dark walnut with cream... [More]

Brighten up your dwelling and save some energy at the same time with Solatube ($TBD). Like a skylight you can use anywhere, the Solatube system captures the sun's natural light and sends it down a highly reflective tube into your living area. Since it draws no power, it also helps lower your energy costs, making your home more eco-friendly. The... [More]

Like a gold-plated beer helmet, the Leather Butterfly Chair ($250) is a classy update of a not-so-classy item. It retains the foldability of the original, but features a sturdier metal frame, a protective carrying bag, and a brown leather chair cover, which is sure to look better in your hacienda than the standard issue fabric model.... [More]

Based on company founder G.A. Krause's original, 125-year-old design, the Wolverine 1,000 Mile Boot ($TBA; August 2009) is a modern remake on an ageless piece of apparel. Made in America, the 1,000 Mile was meticulously designed to replicate the look and feel of the original. Pros: Soft, supple, leather, a stacked leather midsole, welt construction, and classic looks that will... [More]

Recreated from a 1953 advertisement, the Red Wing Iron Ranger Boots ($298) are sure to give your get-up a classic American feel. The boots feature a Muleskinner leather upper, Goodyear welt construction with a rubber sole, and a cork and leather insole that molds to your foot. Workwear chic.... [More]

Show your love of mechanical beasts outside of the garage with Gear Coasters ($55/set of 4). Inspired by traditional metal gears, this set of four coasters features felted bottoms for picking up moisture, a wooden case, and the ability to double as trivets when serving hot dips or stews.... [More]

If you live in an area that's likely to stay cold for a while longer, or if you just have a thing for funny-looking headgear, check out the Beard Head ($25). Available in Viking (yellow), Lumberjack (brown), Grandpa (gray) and Pirate (black), the handmade woven cap covers the entire head save for the eyes and nose, and features an awesome... [More]

Perfected over 175 years ago, Bulleit Bourbon ($25) has, to say the least, proven itself. Made using a unique rye recipe and Kentucky limestone-filtered water from the Salt River, the small batch bourbon is aged around six years and provides a distinctive smoky smooth taste. We went through our review bottle alarmingly quick. Luckily, the flask-shaped, frontier-esque bottle is so... [More]

Trying to get rid of your excess winter pounds? Monitor your progress with an Omron Body Fat Monitor and Scale. Available in two similar models, the HBF-400 ($43) and the HBF-500 ($87), these stylish silver scales provides accurate weight, body fat percentage, and BMI measurements, and support up to four profiles so your entire household can track their push towards... [More]

If you're a long-time Uncrate reader, you'll know that we love vintage furniture. This Furniture Factory Cart ($910) is a prime example. Originally used in the early 1900s to transport furniture, fabric, and supplies around the factory, these solid white oak carts have been cleaned, oiled, and restored by Northern California craftsmen, but retain the nicks, distressing, cracks, and original... [More]

Typically, when the weather turns warm, electric bills go up. You can avoid spending that extra cash by just cooling the room you're in. And now you can do it in style. Check out the Otto Wooden Fan ($200), a wood-framed fan that looks vintage but features modern touches like three speeds and height-adjustable feet. The wood-ring frame has been... [More]

We're big fans of the weathered, worn look, and these Found Soda Crates ($15) from Pottery Barn follow the tradition well. Once used to transport sodas to old-school bottle-vending machines and classic restaurants, these crates display the kind of wear that comes from decades of real-life use, and they're just as useful today as they were 50 years ago. Now... [More]

Add some skater style to your crib while helping out the environment with Deck Stools ($150). Made from broken skateboard decks, Deck Stools feature natural distressing from normal wear-and-tear and art that's unique to each numbered piece, all held together with a modified skateboard truck. Stylish, comfortable, and eco-friendly — a win-win-win.... [More]

Designed by renowned design house RKS, the Neuma Hybrid Tattoo Machine ($400) might be the first to look as good as the body art it's used to create. Made from anodized aircraft aluminum, stainless steel, and other plastics and rubber, the Neuma Hybrid features optimized air flow for better torque and higher speeds, variable stroke length, a variable cushioning armature,... [More]

Give your living area a taste of nautical flair with the Royal Master Sealight Floor Lamp ($1,525). This solid cast aluminum reproduction of a 19th-century British marine light features a telescopic tripod base, a machine-turned gear mechanism for moving the light head, an included 40W filament bulb for soft, glowing light, and timeless style.... [More]

Few clocks exude the warm feel of analog technology like the Nixie Tube Clock ($350). This particular model, milled from a solid piece of aluminum, has a great brushed finish, six tubes for down-to-the-second accuracy, and a clean rectangular shape.... [More]

Candles are great. They can set the mood for the ladies, and if you get the scented kind, can cover up that unidentifiable smell coming from the kitchen. Unfortunately, they're also a little dangerous and need to be replaced constantly. Enter Philips with its new Aurelle Rechargeable LED Candles ($25), which simulate the glow and flicker of a real candle.... [More]

Finally someone figured out that just because the toilet paper roll is round doesn't mean its holder has to be. The Vallely Toilet Paper Holder from Furni ($24) is a simply designed holder for your T.P. made of a solid beech back piece and an acrylic shelf with a slot for the end of the roll to emerge. It's quite... [More]

Go for an early 1900s look in your living space with the Edison Chandelier ($400). This intricate overhead lighting system is stripped to the bare essentials of wires, sockets, and bulbs, letting the user position the lights how and where they want using bronze-finished cord brackets. Clear bulbs with visible filaments finish the look, which is sure to add character... [More]

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each table — whether it be a coffee table or TV stand — features an adjustable foot on each leg to... [More]

While it's understood by pretty much everyone that bathrooms aren't the coolest places in the house, there are still ways you can make them more fun. Take, for instance, the Downshift Toilet Flusher Handle ($35). The aluminum shifter features 4 gears listed on top of its ball. We're pretty sure what 1 and 2 are for, but as for 3... [More]

Few scenarios are scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49). It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby... [More]

While it might not have much to do with chemistry, the Alchemy Side Table ($250) boasts a nice formula, with its blend of a handcrafted, sustainable shesham wood tabletop with water-based lacquer finish and industrial-strength pewter finish steel legs. A nice element to add to your living room or office decor.... [More]

If you’ve ever lived in an apartment, you’ve no doubt encountered cheap plastic towel racks before. Well, we’ve had quite enough of that. The Classic Bath Towel Ladder ($125) has three water-tolerant brushed metal rungs for you to place your towels on as neat decoration in a guest room or to dry after use, plus it doesn’t look as if... [More]

Forget searching around for a newly distressed, retro-styled desk or chair — pick up the real deal with Vintage Desks & Office Chairs (Prices varied). With a wide variety of styles and colors to choose from (including this wonderful GF tanker desk), you're sure to find something to suit your surroundings.... [More]

The Logue Sudio n02 TV Stand ($1100) is certainly one of the more interesting stands we've seen. Supported by four robot-like legs, the stand is available in three and four bay models, and offers much-needed features like integrated cable management, flow-through cooling, and an available flat panel TV mounting kit. Plus, it's made from a renewable solid bamboo material, so... [More]

For a sleek, no-drawers-needed look, check out the Sawhorse Worktable ($450) from West Elm. The modern-industrial desk features a glass tabletop that sits on two steel-plated legs in a black nickel finish.... [More]

Make your own greasy sliders with these Slider Mini-Burger Tools. The White Castle-worthy collection includes the Slider Mini-Burger Basket ($25), Slider Mini-Burger Press ($25), and Slider Mini-Burger Cutter ($5). The press forms three perfect patties, the basket holds nine of them, and the cutter trims regular sized buns into slider size.... [More]

Sure, it has a typically modern design, but when it comes to the Gus Design Spencer Sofa ($2000), the differences are in the details. Details like a kiln-fired hardwood frame, glued and screwed joints, no sag spring construction, and cushions finished with a Dacron wrap to help them hold their shape help make this a sofa that will last way... [More]

If extra work space is a luxury you don't have, check out this LAX Wall Mounted Desk ($675) from the folks at Mash Studios. The desk, made of English Walnut, features sliding doors, and offers a great working area that extends a mere 20" into your living space. Don't forget to check out the matching LAX 3X Wall Mounted Shelf... [More]

Covered in the same microsuede as their Omni Plus Chair, the Sumo Chief Rocker ($180) is also the same size and filled with the same great material — but it's got something up its sleeve. Namely, a long metal frame, which gives it added stability, making it nearly perfect for extended gaming sessions, or just a relaxing afternoon nap.... [More]

Sometimes the best top for a coffee table is your own stuff. The Vintage Architectural Coffee Table ($1500 and up) offers a glass top with access to the shelf underneath for displaying magazines, artwork, collectables, etc., and drawers underneath for extra storage. Due to the vintage nature of the tables, they may have small imperfections from wear and tear, but... [More]

Made in limited quantities and fashioned from a 100 year old Belgian brickworks pallet, this Brickmaker's Table ($1,295) has bolted planks made from azobe wood and is framed with a hand-welded steel base. Although polished and cleaned for use at home, this unique, distressed table still bears the marks of its previous life in a European masonry. Ready to retire... [More]

The Mega Bulb Pendant ($350) by Unique Interieurs offers a retro-spin on overhead lighting. Featuring mouth-blown transparent glass, this overhead light uses a 75 Watt exposed filament lamp for extra cool styling.... [More]

Give your pad a touch of the wine country lifestyle with Oenophile's Bar ($689). This bar, crafted out of a recycled oak wine barrel, opens to show off two shelves which can store useful items such as glassware, bar tools and, of course, wine bottles. Other cool features include rolling casters and a removable top tray for serving.... [More]

The Dear Ingo Lamp ($TBD), which will be known as "the spider lamp" from here on out, is a chandelier made of 16 black metal task lamps. Sure, it's crazy, but it's also kind of awesome. Get your dimmer ready.... [More]

If you're lucky enough to have a real dining room, chances are it probably looks sparse with just your table and chairs. The West Elm Sideboard with Cubby ($500) will take care of at least one lonely wall and hold quite a bit of stuff too. It's got three open shelves and two adjustable ones in each cabinet to hold... [More]

One of our favorite lamps is getting a color update. The Amber Block Lamp ($160; May 2008) is a new version of Harri Koskinen's Block Lamp, featuring amber-colored glass that has not been sand-blasted, along with a matching brown textile cord. The lamp gives off ambient light by using a low-wattage bulb encased between two pieces of solid glass, and... [More]

Sure, you could continue to mix drinks on the kitchen counter for free, but that never made a good impression on anyone — not the ladies or their dads. This Cabinet and Hutch combo ($750) from West Elm is the best looking home bar we've seen that would fit in our place and on our credit card. The hutch features... [More]

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along one axis, allowing you to position them individually to suit your lighting needs, mood, and... [More]

Whether you host a lot of gatherings or just have a hungry crew full-time, this Double-Deck Pizza Oven ($250) will let you do double-duty on the pies with minimal effort. It features upper heating elements, sliding, stainless-steel shelves, two pizza stones, and temps up to 800°F to deliver a crispy, tender, and hot pizzas (up to 12 inches across) in... [More]

With 15 different styles available, you're sure to find an Inhabit lamp to match your indoor landscape. The company's boxy Builtby Lamp ($170-$232) comes in a variety of color schemes, with unique names like Chump Change, Even Steven, Mack Daddy, Road Dog, and Shoot The Breeze.... [More]

We like our coffee here at Uncrate HQ. In fact, we need it. So it should come as no surprise that we're lusting after the Miele CVA615 Coffee System ($TBA). It's an in-wall unit that handles everything from grinding the beans to frothing milk. It features fully automatic controls, letting you set your grind preferences and just press a button.... [More]

Designer Jeremy Pyles has created an elegant lamp in the Pharos Modern Pendant Light ($325). The light, which takes its name from ancient texts where "Pharos" meant something akin to a lighthouse, is a tall, slender pendant with a tubular bulb running down the center. Available in seven different colors, you should have no trouble finding one to suit your... [More]

With kitchen appliances getting more and more complex, it's nice to see a kitchen helper that is this simple. The Eva Solo Magnetic Timer ($35) is a simple, round timer that attaches to any metal surface in your kitchen. A rubber base/backing keeps scratching to a minimum — and speaking of minimum, here are the directions — turn the dial... [More]

This pendant light sports an awesome minimalist clear desing that shows off the bulb, socket and cable. Designed by Sofie Refer, the Bulb Pendant Lamp ($135) is made of thick mouth blown glass and will look spectacular whever it's hung.... [More]

This elegant Range Hood from Zephyr ($TBA) uses directional halogen lights to diffuse light through its front cover for a soft ambient glow in your kitchen. The lights are also used to illuminate the cooking surface so you'll never make the mistake of adding too much seasoning to the slop you cook.... [More]

The Archimoon K Table Lamp ($310) from Room & Board is one of the few task lamps we've really dug lately. Designed by Philippe Starck, the adjustable lamp will look absolutely great on a desk or nightstand.... [More]

Since our favorite cookware is All-Clad stainless steel, we really like the matching Stainless Steel Kitchen Collection from Pottery Barn. The combination Shelf and Pot Rack ($279) is sturdy enough to hold over 80lbs., but still manages to look good. The Magnetic Backsplash ($80) helps you keep track of recipes and the like, saving you time and frustration. All that,... [More]

The folks at Design Public alerted us to this great lamp today. The Legna Pendant Lamp ($220-$300) blends classic wood grain with modern minimalist light strips to create a super sleek addition to any room. The hand-made lamp is available in teak or zebrawood, and is guaranteed to be an upgrade that you won't be sorry you made.... [More]

Modern yet organic, the Kohler Antilia Wading Pool ($TBA) is a strikingly nice-looking bathroom sink. It's crafted from cast glass, which gives it an organic feel thanks to the unique texture of the glass. Available in either Ice or Storm colors, it's a great way to add some natural feel to a stark, modern wash area. [via]... [More]

Pendant lights aren’t exactly known for their relationship with wood — glass, yes — wood, no. Obviously then, we find the Wood Veneer Pendant Light ($210) fairly unique. It features a great blend of chocolate silk fabric and maple wood veneer, and looks great in a variety of places — including over a table, bar or bedstand. A great mood... [More]

We hate having water on our bathroom floor, but hate having a towel or not-so-sweet rug on the floor even worse. We were delighted then when we saw the Teak Bath Mat ($70). It's made of reclaimed teak so it helps protect what we have left of this endangered wood, and it features a maze-design slat on the top to... [More]