Ditch that old school Wal-Mart BB gun and upgrade your armaments with the Walther NightHawk Air Pistol ($160). With a badass look that would be at home in any secret agent's arsenal, the NightHawk features a red dot sight with 11 brightness settings, a CO2 repeater system, and a side mounted tactical flashlight with grip mounted activation switch. Bulletproof vest... [More]

Turn tears (and snot) into smiles with this awesome Mustache Handkerchief ($16). It features four prints of famous mustaches — "Salvador Dali, Tom Selleck, The Classic Handlebar, and some baseball player from the 80s" — and lets you or a lucky borrower try them on for size just by folding down one of the four corners. [Thanks, Nate]... [More]

Sick of squinting at your tiny iPhone screen during long flights? Why not just project the movie onto the back of the seat in front of you. The Pico Pocket Projector ($430) is an ultra-portable DLP/LED projector that measures just 2 by 4.1 by 0.7 inches, weighing only 4.2 ounces. It projects a screen size up to 60 inches on... [More]

Remove the hassle of mixing gas from your mowing routine and help out the environment with the Neuton Battery-Powered Mower ($480). Like conventional mowers, the Neuton includes a mulching plug, bagger, and side discharge chute, but unlike conventional mowers, it's powered by a rechargeable 24-volt battery that provides enough juice for 45-60 minutes of mowing per charge. Plus, it's nearly... [More]

Enjoy some insect delicacies thanks to the hurl-inducing Insectivore collection of edible bugs ($5-$50). Choose from tasty treats like Thai Curry Crickets, Giant Toasted Leafcutter Ants, Mopani Worms, Toffee Scorpion Candy, and Giant Hornet's Honey.... [More]

Whether you're a true mixologist or just playing one at your next party, the Cocktail Chemistry Set ($40) will make you feel like a mad scientist behind the bar. Mix your shots in the slick flask and serve them up in four test tubes. Sure they're marked bio hazard, but the alcohol should neutralize any potential threats.... [More]

Standard bike locks not secure enough for you? Lock your wheels down police-style with the Master Lock Street Cuff ($100). This unique lock is designed like a pair of handcuffs, and offers maximum cut and pry resistance, no fixed anchor point (for leverage), and virtually no space for jacks — leaving would-be thieves SOL.... [More]

The Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer ($14) offers the grooming trifecta — it shaves, edges and trims. Powered by a single AAA battery (included), the shower safe device features a manual razor with four titanium-coated blades, one precision edging blade, and an adjustable four-level power trimmer for beards and burns.... [More]

Get crisp, moist fried turkey without all the extra fat (and the huge mess) with the Oil-Less Turkey Fryer ($200). This unique cooking gadget uses infrared technology to seal in juices and cook thoroughly, and because there are no oils, you can use your favorite rubs and seasonings to kick up the flavor. With the ability to cook up to... [More]

Regardless of you're skills in mixology, you're bound to find something to like in The Ultimate Bar Book ($14). This tome of tantalizing refreshment includes more than 1,000 drink recipes, with drinks using traditional liquors, wine, sake and beer, and even a few nonalcoholic options. There are also recommendations for stocking your bar, garnishing drinks, and, of course, hangover remedies... [More]

See in hard-to-reach places with the Milwaukee M-Spector Digital Inspection Camera ($200-$260). Designed for professionals (plumbers, electricians, etc.) but great for the home handyman, the M-Spector features a 3' flexible cable with a tiny camera head that fits through holes as small as 3/4", allowing you to check out problems in places like inside pipes and walls. View the damage... [More]

Taste wine like a real connoisseur with the Wine Enthusiast Wine Tasting & Aroma Kit ($200). This high-end kit includes nine vials of the most common tastes found in wine, nine essence coasters for identifying specific wine tastes, 36 vials of the most common aromas with matching cards describing the scents and the wines in which they're present, two tasting... [More]

Want to add a little spice to your bedroom escapades? The Trojan Vibrating Ring ($20/3-pack) is a great inexpensive option. The disposable rings come with condoms, and provide vibrating stimulation in just the right spot for pleasuring both partners. Need something a little more potent? Check out the Extra Intense version ($18/3-pack). As one reviewer on Amazon said, "My girlfriend... [More]

If stabbing your prey simply isn't enough for you, check out the WASP Injector Knife ($380). Designed for taking out large land and sea predators, this hardcore weapon features a 5.25-inch blade and can hold up to a 24g gas canister, which is used to inject a freezing cold, basketball-sized ball of compressed gas into whatever you've punctured, dropping even... [More]

Share your latest liquor store finds with Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses ($20). This stylish six-glass set features a capacity of 2.25 oz a glass, each with a rounded bottom for a more aromatic experience, and a slot for each in the included wooden rack. So grab a bottle of spirits (or a few), invite some friends, and get pouring.... [More]

Give a bump to your productivity with the Samsung SyncMaster 2263DX Dual Screen Display ($550). The 22-inch LCD display comes with an extra 7-inch screen that can be attached to any side or used by itself on your desk. The 2263DX sports a 1680 x 1050 resolution (800 x 480 for 7" screen), a 1000:1 contrast ratio (400:1 for 7"... [More]

Ruggedness is a great thing to have in a phone, which is why the Casio G’zOne Boulder ($130) is such an intriguing device. It offers up a military specification-meeting, water-, shock-, and dust-resistant design, integrating outdoorsy features like an electronic compass, a flashlight, GPS, and push-to-talk capability. For in-town use, it's got some serious competition, but if you need a... [More]

Few clocks exude the warm feel of analog technology like the Nixie Tube Clock ($350). This particular model, milled from a solid piece of aluminum, has a great brushed finish, six tubes for down-to-the-second accuracy, and a clean rectangular shape.... [More]

As the name would suggest, the new HP Mini-Note PC ($500 and up; late April) is a sub-notebook designed for maximum portability. It weighs just 2.5 pounds, and packs a 8.9-inch WXGA display, up to 2GB of RAM, up to a 160GB hard drive, a built-in VGA webcam, built-in Wi-Fi and optional Bluetooth 2.0, and comes with SUSE Linux or... [More]

Like its predecessor, the Olympus Stylus 1050 SW ($300; Oct.) is one of the toughest compact digital cameras you can buy. But there's more brains to go with the ruggedness this time around. This shockproof (5ft.), waterproof (10ft.) and freezeproof (14°F) camera has new Tap Control functionality that lets you activate settings just by tapping the top, back or sides... [More]

Leave it to Marilyn Manson to come up with a stellar brand of absinthe. Mansinthe ($56/bottle) is the result of a two-year collaboration between the Antichrist Superstar, Absinthe.de, and the Swiss speciality distillery Matter-Luginbühl AG, and recently won a Gold medal at the 2008 San Francisco World Spirits Competition. A well-known absinthe enthusiast, Manson was very involved in the drink's... [More]

The T-Mobile G1 ($180; Oct. 22), a re-branded HTC Dream, is the first phone to run Google's new Android mobile operation system. The phone sports a 3-inch touchscreen, a slide-out QWERTY keypad, Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth, and a 3-megapixel camera. But the biggest feature is access to the Android Market, which will let you download applications from the phone, similar to... [More]

For those perfectionist cooks out there that want their grill or pan at just the right temperature, we bring you the Bonjour Laser Probe Combo ($90). This handheld kitchen gadget uses infrared technology to measure the temperature of cooking surfaces, and adds a traditional stainless steel probe for measuring the inner temperature of foods. No more burnt burgers.... [More]

To serious folk, decanting wine is no laughing matter. To those of us with less refined taste buds, however, it's less about how you pour and more about how much. Fortunately, Dean & Deluca has created a middle ground. One part connoisseur, one part novice, the Versovino Wine Decanting System ($40) corks into the top of any bottle to pour... [More]

The heat of summer brings with it more than just glorious weather and bikini-clad girls — it also creates perfect conditions for some legendary Swamp Ass. Avoid that problem with Anti Monkey Butt Powder ($6). Like the name suggests, this power-packed powder is formulated to absorb sweat and minimize skin discomfort, keeping you dry whether you're in a marathon lawn-mowing... [More]

There's no better, more flexible addition to a fall wardrobe than a nice, comfortable hoodie, and the new line of Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies ($58-$98) are at the top of our list. Made from soft, 100% cotton, each features a different design, along with adjustable hoods, ribbed cuffs and waistbands, and front pockets. Our favorites? The Real Trooper and... [More]

Get in shape without an expensive gym membership with Wii Fit ($90; May 21). This videogame/personal trainer includes the new Wii Balance Board, a step aerobics-like base filled with sensors to help measure your weight, center of balance, and more. When used with the game, it helps you correctly complete a wide variety of exercises, from yoga to pushups, and... [More]

One Hundred Greatest ($50) is a five disc set featuring 100 of the greatest speeches, news stories, personalities, scandals and sports moments — a total of 500 greatest sound bites. You don't need the future, just relive the past — everything has already happened anyway.... [More]

Live through the next morning with a little help from Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call ($5). These effervescent tablets have ingredients that will relieve the headache and fatigue that comes with the average hangover after a long night out.... [More]

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever. [Thanks, Doug]... [More]

If you're planning a long night of drinking, let the Peugeot Electric Wine Opener ($120) do all of the heavy lifting. The stainless steel wine opener uncorks bottles in seconds with only a press of a button. It's rechargeable, fits any size bottle, and works with natural and synthetic corks.... [More]

Take your Halloween costume to the next level with Halloween Contacts and Special Effects Lenses ($70-$260/pair). Available in over 130 styles, most also available with prescription, these eyeball enhancements will leave your eyes looking as creepy as the rest of you. [Thanks, Chelsea]... [More]

Watch out, vegetables. The Perfect Peeler by Kyocera ($20) features a diamond-hard, corrosion-resistant zirconium oxide blade that stays sharp 10 times longer than other pro steel blades. Its blade also adjusts angle from vertical to horizontal and is paired up with a lightweight comfort handle.... [More]

If you're prone to getting lost, maybe it's time for a personal GPS device. The Bushnell BackTrack ($60) is a pocket-size, less-is-more gadget that provides a fool proof way for finding your way back to any location. Combining GPS technology and a digital compass, the weather resistant BackTrack features just two buttons and simplified user interface, and can store and... [More]

For quick fixes and nagging wives, GE Caulk Singles ($3) are here to save the day. The single-use, disposable caulk comes in clever packaging (with "geometric bellows and other hidden mechanisms") that lets you evenly dispense it with one hand in a neat bead, allowing you to retire the caulk gun forever. Free samples available.... [More]

Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of all time. Huzzah!... [More]

Now Available. Originally posted 09/07. Whether you're a professional heli-skier or a geek stuck down in the IT department, you should always have a good multi-tool in your pocket. But if the thought of said tool weighing down your pants all day doesn't appeal, maybe it's time to get yourself something a little less bulky. The Leatherman Skeletool is an... [More]

Looking for a all-in-one that isn't a Mac? Set your holiday-season shopping sights on the Gateway One (starts at $1300). Inside its sleek silver and black enclosure lies an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, at least 2GB of memory, a large SATA drive, a slot-loading, DVD-burning optical drive, a 5-in-1 card reader, 802.11n Wi-Fi, USB, Firewire, and a terrific 19"... [More]

We're not actually pirates, but we do enjoy our rum. Made from fresh cut estate-grown blue cane, Depaz Blue Cane Rhum ($42) is quickly becoming one of our favorites. Selected as one of Wine Enthusiast's top 50 spirits of 2007, it's sure to lift your spirits following the grueling holiday gauntlet of food, family, and headaches.... [More]

Tired of cleaning your gutters, or worse yet, dealing with clogged gutters? The iRobot Looj (starting at $100) is like a Roomba for your gutters, using a rotating three-stage auger to sweep out dirt, leaves, and debris. As a bonus, the detachable handle serves as a wireless remote, letting you control the robot while it cleans, leaving you safely (and... [More]

If you're looking for a watch that's a little more subdued but still packs some style, check out the numberless Vestal Plexi Watch. Available in silver/white ($250), silver/black ($255) and gold/woodgrain ($275), the watch offers three chronographs, a date window, a band with leather-wrapped links, a stainless steel 48mm case, a solid mineral crystal window, and is water-resistant to 50... [More]

Garmin has finally made a GPS watch that doesn't make it look like you've got a clock radio strapped to your arm. The very wearable Forerunner 405 ($300) is a fitness watch that runners can use to track speed, distance, calories, heart rate and location. When you're back from your jog, the 405 will wirelessly send the data to your... [More]

This may officially signal the end for the blazer-and-hoodie duo, but for anyone who wants the look without the fuss, the Volcom Ransom Hooded Twill Blazer ($85) will do perfectly. It features a finely striped black blazer with a matching black hoodie (or at least parts of one) grafted right in.... [More]

This premium organic vodka comes from a company you wouldn't expect — Anheuser-Busch. But it isn't targeted at Bud drinkers. Cultivated without pesticides or commercial fertilizers, Purus Vodka ($35) uses crystalline water from the Alps and is made with locally harvested 100% organic Italian wheat. Its 100% recyclable bottle is even Earth-friendly with a tree-free paper label, safe soy-based inks,... [More]

Give your bland black suitcase a Victorian-era replacement with the Centenary Trolley Suitcase ($1500). Handmade by Globe-Trotter using a durable, paper-based material called Vulcan Fibre (invented in 1850), the suitcase features brown leather trimming and straps with a silk interior lining, adding a touch of old-world elegance to the classic design.... [More]

Every once in a while you find a wine that completely blows away your expectations — and MacMurray Ranch Pinot Noir 2005 ($13/bottle, $155/case) is one of those wines. Fairly easy to find and incredibly consistent, its flavors of cherry, cranberry, and clove go well with a variety of grilled meats and seafood, while a slightly sweet finish leaves you... [More]

This Absinthe Fountain ($400) is the closest you'll get to having a real European absinthe experience at home. Designed to let you serve the drink the way it was enjoyed by Van Gogh and Picasso, the fountain is handmade from mouth-blown glass and plated brass, holding the ice water that drips down from the four spigots, onto sugar cubes suspended... [More]

Little did you know, there actually is a sleeping bag that you can wear. The Lippi Selk Sleeping Bag ($175) is a sleeping bag/suit that is designed to keep you warm while allowing you the mobility that in the worst of conditions can keep you alive. Because crossing cold rivers or climbing up the side of a mountain can be... [More]

If you're looking for a truly different set of cans for your portable media player, check out the Sony PFR-V1 Personal Field Speakers ($540; October 10). These new headphones attempt to achieve sound equal to audiophile-grade front-facing speakers by separating bass, which is pumped into the ear canal, from treble and mids, which are projected through two spheres towards the... [More]

We're all for two-in-one tools, and this OXO Wine Stopper/Pourer ($11) looks to be a great one. The gadget quickly switches from being a wine stopper to a dripless pourer with the pull of its small lever. As a bonus for connoisseurs, its wide spout aerates wine as you pour.... [More]

We haven't sampled this rare tea yet, but anything that's hand-picked by monkeys has to be good. Loaded with antioxidants, Monkey Picked Tea ($25) is, as the name implies, picked by specially trained monkeys in a remote Chinese village.... [More]

Get the classic martini shape without the tall, unstable glass with the InsideOut Martini Glass Set ($55). In addition to the added stability of the two included glasses, the design is visually interesting, and provides function as well: it helps to keep your drink cooler for longer, and its shorter design makes for easier storage. Cheers.... [More]

Never get bitched at again over your stray whiskers in the bathroom. The Philips Norelco T980 Rechargeable Turbo Vacuum Trimmer ($40) offers powerful suction — it even has a turbo button to boost fan speed — so that everything gets captured with no cleanup. The ergonomic trimmer has nine lockable length settings, SteelWave self-sharpening blades, and a transparent Clearview hair... [More]

Add some flash and color to your next get together with this Multi-color LED Lightbulb w/Remote ($50). Compatible with standard lightbulb sockets, the 5 watt LED bulb is super bright, and with the included remote can be set to any of 16 specific colors, or can be set to transition through them using one of four effects: flash, strobe, fade,... [More]

Celebrate 90 years of United Artists films with the UA 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection ($610). This "Super Deluxe" set includes 90 films spanning the studio's long history, including five James Bond titles, eight Best Picture Oscar winners, and many other classic films. Oh, and it also includes Uncrate-favorite Road House, and with a total of 110 discs, it's an instantly... [More]

Getting stranded somewhere is never pleasant, but with the Eton Voice Link Radio ($150), you'll at least have some piece of mind. The compact voice link AM/FM radio offers two-way talk via any Family Radio Service-enabled device, receives both General Mobile Radio Service transmissions and weather advisories from the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration, and features a bright LED flashlight,... [More]

Fuck This Book ($10) collects photos of public signs that have been enhanced with the queen-mother of dirty words. Stuff like "Please don't [fuck] the pigeons" or "Employees must [fuck] hands before returning to work." Simple but affective. You can also order Fuck These Postcards ($10) and share the profaneness with your friends.... [More]

If you're using a dSLR or other digicam that doesn't have built-in Wi-Fi, there's still hope. The Eye-Fi Wireless 2GB SD Card ($100) packs 2GB of storage (obviously) and Wi-Fi functionality into a normally-sized SD card that's compatible with any SD-capable camera. Send pictures wirelessly back to your computer, printer, or to your favorite photo-sharing service, including Flickr. A great... [More]

You're never too old to give your buddies a scare or to impress a young lady with a killer trick. Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends ($10) includes 50 "rude, sick, and mind-blowing stunts" that will surely get you some attention. The book provides step-by-step directions to show you how to resurrect dead flies, swallow table knives, cut off your... [More]

We've covered ice cream makers before, but never one that makes soft serve, and certainly not any this topping-friendly. The Cuisinart Mix It In Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker ($100) can make 1.5 quarts of fresh soft serve ice cream in just 20 minutes, and features built-in containers for toppings like sprinkles, chips, or candy pieces, that can be mixed... [More]

Peugeot makes more than sleek European cars. They also make sleek European kitchen tools. The Peugeot Elis Electric Salt & Pepper Mills ($200/set) feature brushed stainless steel and acrylic construction, along with lights and one-handed operation. They feature six pre-selections for pepper and three for salt. Each mill comes with an initial supply of salt or peppercorns to get you... [More]

Hold your own drinking olympics with this Ice Luge ($24) from Urban Outfitters. Fill the mold up with water and pop it in the freezer. When the competitors arrive, just belt out the national anthem, bust out the drink luge, and start pouring.... [More]

If you live in a brownout-prone area, or if you're just gearing up for the apocalypse, Energizer's new Light On Demand ($TBA) line will keep your home lit with or without power. The line, which features a desk lamp, nightlights, a cordless motion light, and a cordless wall sconce, is designed to provide normal lighting throughout the day and emergency... [More]

This sleek coat is part of Banana Republic's new BR monogram label, which uses "remarkably rich fabrics, distinctive details and a modern, leaner fit for the most eloquent expression of style." Sounds good to us. Anyway, the BR Monogram Wool Vintage Topcoat ($350) is our favorite from the collection. The black/dark charcoal coat offers a slimmer fit, notched lapel with... [More]

It's going to take a lot for us to put down our Dysons, but the Halo UV-ST Ultraviolet Vacuum ($500) sure makes a convincing argument. It's the first vacuum to use UV-C light to kill unseen bacteria and germs hiding in your carpet and flooring, and also includes "normal" vacuum features like a lightweight design, integrated HEPA filtration, adjustable height,... [More]

Sign up for the 23andMe Personal Genome Service ($400) and find out more about yourself (besides that you like when this happens). The service sends you a kit, you send back a saliva sample, and they use a special genotyping process to read nearly 600,000 data points on your genome. The result? A better understanding of your personal chemistry, including... [More]

Be a hipster from the ground up in these slick Aldo Jos Boots ($140). Available in black or dark brown, the modern boots are begging for some skinny jeans or slacks.... [More]

It's not easy trying to eyeball drink measures, so ditch your two-sized jigger for one that covers all the bases. The Cube Jigger ($20) is an aluminum, square-shaped jigger with the six most common liquid measures represented on the six different sides. Inspired by traditional box-shaped sake cups, the Cube is sure to help you become a better, more precise... [More]

CB2 has put together an excellent collection of affordable pieces to create your own wine bar at home. Just order the below for instant adult living. You'll need a couple Bongo High Dining Tables ($300), some Bongo Barstools ($139), two Factory Pendant Lamps ($100), a bunch of Cellar Wine Racks ($40), a set of Cheers Wine Glasses ($20), as well... [More]

Prepare yourself for college football season with Pocket Shots ($2/each). These portable pouches of quality liquors — vodka, rum, tequila, gin, or whiskey — are easily stuffed into pockets and bags, letting you make your unauthorized stadium drinks with the greatest of ease. [Thanks, Gregory]... [More]

If you're serious about your tailgating, you'll want to hear about the Party-A-CarGo ($2,900-$3,800). The hitch-mount unit is a complete CO2 beer kegerator/draft dispensing system with party extras like 6x9 speakers, a 10" subwoofer, 2 or 4-channel amplifier, and CD player. Built with durable 16-gauge polished diamond plate aluminum on a steel frame, the Party-A-CarGo has a deep cycle marine... [More]

We all know about common male mistakes, and we're all guilty of making them from time to time. Mistakes Men Make ($11) is a guide to avoiding these chick-flick cliches, packed with tips and do's and don'ts, covering everything from home decor to personal hygiene in a hilarious fashion. Written by About.com men's fashion and grooming guru Daniel Billett, it's... [More]

If you're wanting to enjoy some sushi out on the trail, but still need pack minimally, you'll want to order a pair of FlipSticks ($22). The world's first set of bamboo folding chopsticks, they're perfect for hiking or camping with some class.... [More]

We love LEGOs, and in honor of their recent 75th anniversary, we thought we'd mention this Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring ($80). The sterling silver ring features the familiar 2x2 LEGO pattern, and comes with six different color pieces to snap to the ring, adding versatility to an already cool package.... [More]

If you're looking for a new phone with features rivaling the Nokia N95 but in a more pocket-friendly size, look no further than the Nokia N82 ($650). It packs in a 5-megapixel Carl Zeiss autofocus lens and xenon flash with video recording mode, and also features Wi-Fi, microSD expansion, a 3.5mm headphone jack, assisted GPS, and a 2.4-inch display. It... [More]

It's time you stopped pouring out your leftover wine. The world's first decanter with vacuum sealing, the Metrokane V1 ($74) will keep your favorite bottle fresh until the next pouring. The 52-ounce handblown crystal decanter comes with a vacuum stopper and an easy to use hand pump for saving the good stuff.... [More]

Leave that Sears-bought carry-on at home in favor of the Gravis Trekker ($225). This heavy duty nylon bag features padded hard shell construction, a bunch of compartments and zippered dividers, a retractable handle, and smooth-rolling skateboard wheels.... [More]

There are few things as fun — and refreshing — as a good water balloon battle. Step up your game this summer with a Waterbomb Combat Kit ($8), which comes with 40 color-coded balloons and a quick-fill pump to keep the ammo coming.... [More]

Be ready for any disaster with the Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio ($50). When the power goes off, you can use this self-powered radio to listen to AM or FM (local news or insane right wing pundits), NOAA (weather information and alerts), and TV-VHF channels (listen to Lost while being stranded in real life). The rugged FR300 — which can... [More]

Part Rubik's Cube, part hieroglyphics, The ISIS ($200) has been called "the most difficult puzzle ever." Each handcrafted aluminum orb features a unique set of etched hieroglyphics which must be positioned — using 10 encrypted clues as a guide — in the right combination to unlock the ISIS. Once unlocked, the ISIS offers you access to the Award Zone, with... [More]

Ever find yourself wishing your digicam had a geotagging feature? The ATP PhotoFinder ($90) fills in the gap by adding the necessary tags to your photos. Simply turn the PhotoFinder on while you're shooting, then insert your memory card into the device when you're finished. It matches the time stamps on the pics with your location at the time, tagging... [More]

Our own drinking expertise aside, we're sure even sober Uncraters will enjoy The Modern Drunkard: A Handbook for Drinking in the 21st Century by Frank Kelly Rich ($12). Rich, as the founder of Modern Drunkard Magazine, has an extensive knowledge of boozing etiquette and lore, which he recaptures here in great detail, and with great humor. Grab a drink, a... [More]

If you're anything like us, your green thumb is actually a nasty shade of brown. The Thirsty Light ($10) can help this problem. The digital plant moisture sensor continuously checks the soil conditions, testing the moisture level every second. A LED light blinks when it's time to add water, taking the guesswork out of gardening and giving you a better... [More]

They're going for upwards of two grand on eBay, but you can get an exact, Marilyn-rific reproduction for a lot less. The Playboy December 1953 Reprint ($25) lets you own the first issue of Playboy ever, with every article, advertisement and photograph — including Ms. Monroe as the centerfold — just as the original was sold over half a century... [More]

Have more money than you know what to do with? Here's the guide you've been waiting for. The Official Filthy Rich Handbook ($12) is a sometimes tongue-in-cheek, always straight-forward guide to living the good life. From how to properly name a house to a list of rehab centers, it'll make sure you don't make the wrong decisions with that huge... [More]

Meet the Roomba for your grass. The Husqvarna Automower ($TBA) is an automatic, battery-powered mower that can take care of your lawn all by itself, using hidden wires to stay on track. The 19-pound mower is also relatively quiet, operating at 63 dB, compared to 95-100 dB gas mowers, and since it runs on batteries, it generates zero emissions. An... [More]

Because you never bought it "just for the articles," you can now page through more than 600 beauties inside Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds ($315). Starting with Marilyn herself, this huge collector's edition book has every centerfold from every issue, presented exactly as they appeared in the magazines. The book comes in an impressive velvet-lined, embossed briefcase with combination-lock clasps.... [More]

Science meets home decor in the Airswitch 1 Lamp ($85). Designed to look like a laboratory flask, the lamp lets users move their hand over the top to turn the light on and off, and raising or lowering of the hand lets you adjust the brightness, from very dim to mighty bright. In case you forget, the instructions are printed... [More]

The world's most iconic scooter is getting a makeover. The 2008 Vespa S ($4100) is a retro-forward version of the Vespino scooters of the '60s and '70's, featuring a 150cc four-stroke engine, incredible fuel mileage, an advanced front disc/rear drum braking system, light alloy rims (11" in the front and 10" in the rear), an under-seat storage compartment, and a... [More]

Cutting grass is a common chore, yet few folks who claim to live "green" realize their gas mower puts out more pollution in an hour than several cars combined. The Sunlawn EM-2 Electric Mower ($380) is powered by two easily replaceable 12-volt SLA batteries that let the mower run for more than a full hour on a single charge. Its... [More]

These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]

Rid your home of plain, unsightly smoke detectors by replacing them with this Jacob Jensen Smoke Detector ($55). In addition to its striking design, the detector is an ionizing smoke detector, letting it respond quickly to fast growing and particularly hot fires. It also features the standard low-battery warning, a test button, and a mounting plate for easy battery replacement.... [More]

Remember those ads in the back of comics promoting a Utopian lifestyle of the future? That hasn't quite happened yet, and a new book, Where's My Jetpack?: A Guide to the Amazing Science Fiction Future that Never Arrived ($11), tells us why in a tongue-in-cheek style. Author and roboticist Daniel Wilson reminds us about things like moon colonies and teleportation... [More]

Extreme thinness and decent storage are the hallmarks of the OCZ 2GB Mini Kart USB Slim Drive ($84). The house of the Mini Kart is a mere 2.8mm thick, which makes it thin enough to shove into your wallet so you can carry around thousands of family photos, a bunch of MP3s, and a few Word documents as well. The... [More]

Train your thumb in the not so ancient art of thumb wrestling as you flip through the pages of The Way of the Thumb ($9). Three-time thumb wrestling champion Oscar Villalon takes you through thumb training boot camp to learn pins, holds, and moves that will have you beating your five-year-old in no time. Illustrations help you learn even faster.... [More]

The original Jimi Wallet has been one of the most talked about items we've ever featured here on Uncrate. We had just one complaint — unless you roll with Benjamins instead of twenties, the old model just didn't hold enough loot. Now, with the JimiX Wallet ($16), that problem is solved, by simply moving the money clip to the outside... [More]

It's no secret that a good pair of shoes goes a long way to dress up an outfit, but what about those times when normal dress shoes are too dressy, and sneakers aren't dressy enough? Try this Mark Nason Acid Loafer ($375). It features a classic loafer cut, with an embossed dragon on top of worn leather and metal grommets... [More]

Sometimes argyle isn't all it's cracked up to be. The Airgyle T-Shirt ($15) pays homage to the classic pattern with a great graphic of three planes crossing the design, leaving various lines in their wake. Plus, since its printed on a jade 50/50 tee, it won't leave you itching like normal wool argyle.... [More]

We love cufflinks, but unfortunately most of them have decorations of enamel or glass, making them a little fragile for everyday use. These IMOOI Bullseye Cufflinks ($65) are great-looking and have a rubber center, removing the risk of a "cufflink came loose, hit the floor, and shattered"-style mishap.... [More]

The Mentos Geyser Tube ($5) is a small clear tube that will help you maximize the effect of the best backyard science experiment ever discovered. Just load the Mentos into the tube, lock it onto your 2-liter of Coke (diet works best), pull the pin and run like hell. The little tube will more than double the normal distance of... [More]

Whether you're using it after catching a few waves at the beach, or cleaning off after a muddy ATV expedition, the Hot Jugz Portable Shower ($59) will get the job done. The handy unit keeps two gallons of water warm for over 7 hours and lets you take a pressurized shower for about 2 minutes.... [More]

This curvaceous flatware set will bring some attitude to even the most boring of tables. Designed by Nanny Still in the glory days of 1971, the Iittala Mango Flatware ($70/5-piece place setting) is made in Finland of matte brushed 18/10 stainless steel to last a lifetime.... [More]

Take cubicle wars to a whole new level with the Airsoft Handgun with Laser Sight ($10). This small Airsoft pellet gun, with a removable clip for holding 12 shots, has a laser sight equipped for better aiming. Just remember not to whip this out in front of a cop and to also wear eye protection — this gun doesn't shoot... [More]

If you're looking to expand beyond the traditional all-American grilled cheese sandwich, then take a look at this cookbook from cheese expert Laura Werlin. Great Grilled Cheese: 50 Innovative Recipes for Stove Top, Grill, and Sandwich Maker ($12) is packed with classic and contemporary grilled cheese and panini recipes that'll have you making a different one every day.... [More]

The compact Xtend & Climb telescoping ladder ($180) extends and locks by the foot from 34 inches to 12.5 Feet — step stool height to a large extension ladder. Not only is it easier to use and store than regular ladders, the Xtend & Climb is also lightweight (25 lbs.) and strong (OSHA and ANSI Type II duty rating) thanks... [More]

Designed by Alessandro Mendini, the Alessi Luna Watch ($95) reflects the calm of it's namesake — the moon. It features a dark brown dial, a stainless steel case, and a dark brown leather strap that lends the entire watch a sense of serenity — only the red-orange hands break up the brown. Plus, if you're a UPS driver, this will... [More]

"That what I don't know, I don't think I know." - Socrates Prepare to learn that you "don't know" a lot more than you think, thanks to The Book of General Ignorance by John Mitchinson and John Lloyd ($14). This tome of the trivial throws plenty of common conventions under the bus — such as the fact that camels store... [More]

Drinking chilled white wine is a joy, but chilling it can be a pain. The Rapid Ice Instant Wine Cooler ($12) helps this problem by freezing it, then slipping it over the bottle for 5 minutes. It can keep your vino cold for up to 3 hours without the need for a dedicated, and sometimes messy, ice bucket. It apparently... [More]

You can brew tea a number of different ways, but not often can you do it in just one brewer. The Eva Solo Tea Brewer Set ($90) lets you brew your tea loose and then filter it, or put your tea in the filter and pour. A plunger in the top keeps your tea in the brewer while a flip-top... [More]

Proclaim your badass-ness in the One in a Million Boots ($335) by Kenneth Cole. The pull-on ankle boots sport a monk strap and rocker-like metal studs at the toe and heel.... [More]

Stylish, over-the-ear, and lightweight normally aren't used in concert to describe headphones, but they all apply to the Audio-Technica ATH-ON3 Headphones ($40). They sport a lightweight body with soft ear pads, a long 1.2m cord, 12-23,000Hz range, and a gold-plated plug. With a five colors available, you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a pair to match you style.... [More]

The Mud Scrub Exfoliating Bar ($12) by Anthony Logistics for Men is packed with dead sea mud and oatmeal extract to exfoliate, while glycerin and aloe vera moisturize and smooth. It's great for body parts like your elbows and knees, which get rough during the winter.... [More]

The Fossil Veiled Watch ($150) is a modern and formal timepiece worthy of anybody's wrist. Designed by Starck, the watch features a crystal that's specially electroplated to match the breaks in the thin stainless steel bracelet. [via]... [More]

Life's not a party if you have to stumble around in the dark. You can remedy the stumbling with the Pak-Lite Super White LED Flashlight ($25). This minimalist flashlight, powered by a nine-volt battery, puts out light near that of natural sunlight quality via two super bright white LED blubs.... [More]

Banana Republic recently introduced two great fragrances for men — Slate and Black Walnut ($45 each). Slate, our favorite, has a more crisp scent, featuring a blend of glacier citrus water, silver sage, ginger root. Black Walnut is more "refined," as BR says, combining cognac, tobacco leaves, and cedar wood.... [More]

If there's anything we like more than robots, it's beer-pouring robots. The Asahi Beerbot ($800) became an internet star when videos of it first appeared, and now you have the chance to own one yourself. The 'bot stores and refrigerates six cans — although it was designed for 350ml Japanese cans, it works with 355ml American cans just fine —... [More]

We don't give out titles like "Sexiest T-shirt of the Year" easily, but this one is a no-brainer. Designed to celebrate "two sexy women being intimate," the Women We Love Tee ($55) features a great graphic print of exactly that — two naked women locked in a romantic embrace. Sure, it's not something you'd wear to Grandma's, but it's sure... [More]

We could all use a little help after a late night of drinking. And Nickel's Morning After Rescue Gel ($40) is our new secret weapon. The gel gets your face in shape with natural wheat and soybean-based proteins, while its Hamamelidacea (witch hazel) extract prevents circles and pouches under your tired eyes. Plus, the gel's caffeine and menthol-enriched un-roasted coffee... [More]

Monsters are somewhere close to Robots, Zombies, and Pirates on our favorite "Fictional Characters" list, so it should come as no surprise that we're digging this awesome dark brass Boogeyman Belt Buckle ($40). Part of a line of Monster Buckles, this buckle should look great with a tee and jeans, and is also available in brass and aluminum. [via]... [More]

Leading Portland mixologist Lucy Brennan lends her knowledge to drink-making hipsters everywhere with her new book Hip Sips ($12). This title offers up recipes on over 60 drinks with names like Guava Cosmos (a martini of passion fruit-infused citrus punch). The variety of drink combos of herbs, fruits and spirits will keep you a master bartender at home for many... [More]

If you're gonna be spending some time outdoors this Summer, you might want a few of these. The Don't Bug Me Patch ($8/10 pack) will keep insects like mosquitos, gnats, ticks, and sand fleas away for up to 36 hours. Instead of spraying yourself with nasty-smelling bug repellent, Don't Bug Me uses a transdermal patch which releases an excess of... [More]

We consider our Jimi Wallets to be our most durable cash and card carriers, but that may change when we get our hands on the Dosh Wallet ($45). The Dosh is made from flexible polymers, and features an area for cash, cards, and a small integrated compartment for coins and keys. Plus, it's waterproof, making it our new favorite for... [More]

Take a trip back to 1983 — a time before the Nutty Professor, Dr. Dolittle and Norbit, when Eddie Murphy was actually worth watching. Confident in an unbelievable red leather suit, Murphy gave us some wonderfully offensive material at the peak of his career with Delirious ($14), and now it's finally available on DVD. But remember that this is no... [More]

While most chefs have a pretty good idea of how long to cook their steaks, things can get tricky when you've got one person who digs seared rare while someone else wants thier meat burnt like a poorly-trained fire-breather. These Steak Button Thermometers ($15/4) are reusable, 1" diameter guages that tell whether your meat is rare, medium, or well done.... [More]

There's simply no denying that 24's Jack Bauer is the biggest bad-ass on television. For six horrible days now, Jack and the CTU team have been there for the fictional United States, saving all the sinners in real-time from terrorist after terrorist. In order to stop all of those bad guys, Jack uses a few essential items. Below you can... [More]

Nature meets modern styling in the Seguro Media Console ($1,700). Made from reclaimed Brazilian peroba wood, this buffet-like piece sports a natural finish with an espresso-stained solid mahogany frame. It integrates three recessed drawers and two sliding doors, which conceal adjustable shelves with cord pass-throughs for your tech equipment and media.... [More]

You guys sure know what we like. We've gotten approximately 1,256 emails telling us about this awesome Lego Ice Cube Tray ($8). And every fun-loving man should definitely have a couple. But while at Lego's online store, we also spotted the Lego Corkscrew & Bottle Opener Set ($15), the Lego Coaster Set ($13), and the Lego Salt & Pepper Set... [More]

A six-shooter, Nerf-style? We're in. The Nerf Maverick ($13) can hold six foam, suction cup-tipped darts in its chamber, and offers fast, accurate shooting. Features aside, this is one toy that we're not sure we can live without — the office has simply been too dangerous since we broke our Super Soakers and started using Berettas instead.... [More]

Almost every guy we know of has a drawer somewhere in their house where they keep the contents of their pockets when it's time to change into house clothes. Now you can get that stuff organized with the Colby Leather Valet ($39). It has three open compartments to hold items like your wallet, cell, loose change, credit cards, etc., along... [More]

If you enjoy traveling abroad, you really need to consider picking up a SteriPen Adverturer ($110). This tiny UV water purifier destroys viruses, bacteria, and cysts, and can purify 32 oz. of water in just 90 seconds. You simply hit the button, put the tip in the water, and stir until the blue light goes off, letting you know it's... [More]

With the holiday buying season quickly approaching, it's always a good idea to start planning ahead. This year, we're giving our favorite folks gifts wrapped in Space Invaders Wrapping Paper ($5). Featuring a complementing combo of orange and brown backgrounds, the sheets are populated with pixelated baddies from year's past. Oh, and don't forget to label your gifts with the... [More]

It may not be the fanciest set you can buy, but this set provides nearly everything you need for a camping trip - on the cheap. The Ozark Trail 33-Piece Camping Set ($100) includes a 13' x 10' dome tent, two 2.5 lb. sleeping bags, a collapsible 12-can cooler, four beverage holders, two quad chairs, a camping light, two hanging... [More]