Want to own the fastest production car ever built? Then prepare to pony up the mountains of cash it will take to get you the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport ($TBA). With its 16-cylinder, turbocharged and intercooled engine tuned to produce 1,200 hp — nearly 200 more than the typical Veyron 16.4, if there is such a thing — this... [More]

Based on the company's rugged G-Class SUV, the Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon LAPV 6.X ($TBA) is an armored patrol vehicle as fit for the battlefield as it is for the forest. Features include a diesel engine, a payload capacity of 1.3 tons, a full steel body, a mine deflector plate, an individual tire inflation system, and a number of advanced tactical military... [More]

This one is pretty self-explanatory. Made from a repurposed whiskey barrel, the Whiskey Barrel BBQ Pit ($950) features a metal interior and rack to keep the barrel from burning, and, well, not a lot else, except for the satisfaction that comes from grilling something in a whiskey barrel while drinking a glass of whiskey.... [More]

Ever go into a gas station bathroom so nasty that you didn't want to touch anything? Apparently, so did the designers from Delta. The Delta Touch2O Faucet ($550) lets you activate the faucet with your elbow, forearm — really any extremity you have handy — so your beefed-up hands don't have to touch the controls. Just watch out for passerbys... [More]

Proper spit roasting doesn't require a complex, do-everything grill. The Barbecook Banika Grill ($900) is a pro-level, cast iron and stainless steel rotisserie-style grill with several unique features to ensure healthy, properly-cooked food. The vertical fire basket sits behind the electric spit, keeping your foodstuffs away from direct contact with the flame, while an easy-clean tray at the bottom collects... [More]

If you simply refuse to buy that other 9.7-inch e-reader that does oh-so-much more because it's actually, you know, color, feast your eyes on the new Graphite Kindle DX ($380). It combines all the benefits of prior Kindle models — like Whispersync book syncing, free 3G wireless for book downloads, the largest selection of e-Books around, and a hardware keyboard... [More]

Dental work can be expensive. The Shock Doctor Custom Mouthguard ($150) by comparison, is not. But it provides a comparable amount of protection, with a $30,000 dental warranty — enough to fill your mouth with semi-grillz — a low-profile inner wall that lets you breathe easier, and precision foam that protects you during games. If only they made a custom... [More]

After one of the biggest IPOs in industry history, it's about time Tesla got serious about capturing whatever market they were aiming for — and they're doing just that with the Tesla Roadster 2.5 ($TBA). The previous incredible performance of the all-electric engine is enhanced by a new look, new forged wheels, new, more comfortable seats, an optional backside camera... [More]

Move the professional quality of Viking from the kitchen to the back yard with the Viking C4 Outdoor Cooker ($3,225). This high-end outdoor charcoal grill sports a ceramic interior for maximum heat retention, a precise thermometer, top and bottom dampers for heat control, a removable porcelain grate, and 18-gauge stainless steel construction. Available with a 30-inch-wide cart with fold-down side... [More]

We don't know a whole lot about Land Rover's new Range Rover Evoque ($TBA), but we do know this: it's a damn fine-looking crossover. We also know it's based on the LRX concept, will come with four-wheel-drive, three doors, and will be the lightest, most fuel efficient Range Rover ever when it hits American shores next Fall. We also... [More]

Aside from Elvis, BBQ is arguably Memphis' most famous export, and you won't find a better example than Corky's BBQ ($15-$270). This Mid-South staple is available online in sauce form, but if you're wanting to skip the cooking and go straight to chowing down, you can order ready to reheat ribs, chicken, pork, or beef, either by itself or accompanied... [More]

A new, even smoother version of Maker's Mark? Yes, please. Maker's 46 ($40) begins life as normal Maker's, removed from the barrel when it's fully matured. While it's removed, 10 seared French oak staves are attached to the inside of the barrel, then the Maker's goes back in to begin the months long process of becoming 46, a process which... [More]

Take a trip to '86 aboard the Hot Tub Time Machine ($17-$25). Featuring funny turns from John Cusack, Craig Robinson, and Rob Corddry, Hot Tub is like American Pie for the over-30 crowd, only slightly more humorous, and possibly more vulgar — which is hard to believe, and ultimately, a good thing. Is it funnier than The Hangover, as the... [More]

From the makers of the Custom Batpod comes the latest movie-inspired motorbike: the Tron Legacy Lightcycle ($35,000). While the movie doesn't hit theaters until December, anyone who saw the original knows the lightcycle races will be the highlight of the film, making the five Lightcycles instant classics. Unlike the Batpod, these are built to be street-legal, with custom 22-inch hubless... [More]

Old meets new in the Rossi SixtySix ($130,000). Based on a new C6 Corvette — which is included in the price — the SixtySix removes the modern-looking body and replaces it with a custom skin inspired by great Corvettes of the past, in particular the Stingray years, with its signature split rear window that debuted to mixed reviews in 1963.... [More]

We were always amazed by Scaramanga's flying AMC Matador in The Man With The Golden Gun, and now you can own your very own flying car. Or is that driving plane? Actually, it's the Terrafugia Transition ($195,000). This "light sport" aircraft features electrically-powered folding wings that, when paired with the rear-facing propeller, allow it to fly at 115 mph for... [More]

The iPad's single screen simply not cutting it for you? Perhaps you'd rather pick up a Toshiba Libretto W100 Dual-Screen Laptop ($TBA). Looking like the child of some secret Windows-obsessed mad scientist, the Libretto sports two 7-inch multitouch screens crammed into a 1.5 lb. laptop-like form factor, complete with a multi-mode virtual keyboard, Bluetooth 2.1, 802.11n wireless networking, an Intel... [More]

Everyone knows a burger press is the best way to get restaurant-level consistency and presentation from your patties, but what happens when you want a little less — or a little more — beef on your bun? The Adjustable Burger Press ($36) is made from nonstick cast aluminum, and offers fill markings for quarter- and half-pound patties, letting you ensure... [More]

Create your own league or just reenact past fall classics with the Ballpark Classics MLB Baseball Game ($250). This challenging tabletop game is made from quality materials like wood and a turf-like felt playing field, and comes with over 30 MLB mini-felt pennants to allow for stadium customization. Players simply assume the normal positions of hitter and pitcher, with the... [More]

That's right boys: a mixer. With all the proceeds going to the Careers through Culinary Arts Program, which works to prepare underserved high school students for college and career opportunities in the restaurant and hospitality industry, the Hobart Classic Woody Wagon Mixer ($TBA; Auction) is a perfect excuse to hone your folding, beating, and whipping skills. Based on a mechanically... [More]

Like to brew your own beer, but long for the taste of Saison Dupont, Sierra Nevada, or even that most interesting of Mexican brews, Dos Equis? Pick up a copy of Clone Brews ($12). This commercial beer-obsessed home brewer's bible contains 200 recipes for beers around the world, so you can whip-up your own batch of Guinness for St. Paddy's... [More]

Nevermind the semi-disgusting image — if you're planning to have yourself a hog roast, the SpitJack Beast Whole Hog Rotisserie ($1,175) will quickly become your new best friend. Designed to spit roast a large pig, the rig can handle over 200 lbs of hog, and features a heavy-duty motor, a 76-inch 2-piece stainless steel spit, a patented bearing system for... [More]

Seeking sensei-like advice on how to maximize your grilling season? Who better to ask than the minds behind the awe-inspiring Bacon Explosion? BBQ Makes Everything Better ($20) covers equipment, cooking techniques, and, of course, recipes for foods from the standard ribs and brisket to international barbecue and desserts. Grill, baby, grill.... [More]

Not satisfied with the world-dominating green beam of the Spyder II GX Laser, Wicked Lasers has upped the ante with the new Spyder III Pro Arctic Series Laser ($200). Billed as "the world's first 445nm direct blue diode laser," this new portable menace boasts almost a full 1W of power — compared to just 200-300mW for the II GX —... [More]

And we thought the DSi XL was squeezing every drop out of Nintendo's dual screen platform. The Nintendo 3DS ($TBA) is the company's latest attempt at expanding its DS lineup, with a 3D-capable, 3.5-inch top screen and a 3-inch bottom screen, a motion sensor, gyro, an analog nub, three cameras - two on the back for taking 3D pictures, and... [More]

No matter how rude or nasty you might think they are, everyone farts, and that means everyone in history farted, as well. From the same man who brought you such flatulence files as Who Cut the Cheese? and Blame It on the Dog, Did Somebody Step on a Duck?: A Natural History of the Fart ($10) completes fart historian Jim... [More]

You mostly see people in movies clearing their way through the forest with a machete or some other longish blade, but if you have more than just a subtle path to clear, it's time to call in some professional-strength tools. Like the Husqvarna 355FX Forestry Saw ($1,200). Using ergonomically-angle bicycle handlebars for control, the 355FX clears away even the densest... [More]

Haul ass all across your (or your neighbor's) property aboard the John Deere Gator XUV 825i ($TBD). Proclaimed the fastest, most powerful Gator ever built, the 825i sports a 50 hp, 815cc inline 3-cylinder engine good for speeds up to 44 mph, all-new front and rear independent suspension systems, 1,500 lbs. of towing capacity and 1,400 lbs. of payload capacity,... [More]

Whether you need to bust up an old driveway or simply want to make yourself a hole into the neighbor's bathroom for creepy, voyeuristic reasons, The Pulverizer ($40) is the tool for the job. At 3.5 lbs. and just over a foot long, it's sturdy enough to take some abuse while remaining small enough to pack along no matter what... [More]

Prepare yourself for a summer full of ESPN 3D with a Sony Bravia XBR-LX900 Series 3D HDTV ($4,000-$5,000). Available in 52- and 60-inch varieties, these top of the line Sony sets sport integrated 3D, including a built-in sync transmitter and two pairs of included active shutter glasses, a monolithic design, edge LED backlighting, built-in 802.11n Wi-Fi, Sony's BRAVIA Internet Video... [More]

Outfit your game room in royal style with Pharaoh Game Room Sets ($TBA). Handmade from only high quality materials such as Italian Formica, marble, stainless steel, and exotic woods, these opulent pieces of gaming furniture — including craps, billiards, roulette, and poker tables — are the perfect way to take your Wednesday night poker game to a whole new level.... [More]

Whether you're a handyman, a soldier, or a crazy, bomb-defusing badass, you're sure to find at least one of the Leatherman MUT Multi-Tools ($150) works for you. These multi-tools were built with the military in mind, containing specialized components for handling maintenance on the M16/AR15 family of rifles, but still contains the common tools — like screwdrivers, hammer, saw, knife,... [More]

And here we thought real harps were unusual. The Eigenharp Alpha (£4,000; roughly $5,800) is a mixture of woodwind and keyboard, offering up an unorthodox musical control paradigm that includes a breath pipe, 120 keys, 12 percussion keys, two strip controllers, and multiple pedal inputs, all of which are fed into a Mac for digestion by custom software that somehow... [More]

Have a dual-purpose workspace? Hide your office away in the Mayfair Steamer Secretary Trunk ($3,000). Built by antiques dealer/craftsman Timothy Oulton of London, this oversized steamer trunk hides away a pull-down desktop, tons of drawers, each with room for a label — lest you forget where you put those paper clips — leather-edged canvas lining, an exterior of distressed, aniline-dyed... [More]

Remember all those times we've been told about the inevitable merging of the web with TV, where finding shows would be as easy as finding porn pizza places online and we'd be able to simply click during an ad to purchase the product? Well, the Google TV Logitech Box ($TBA) gets us awfully close. Based on Android and running the... [More]

Is the $30 portable grill you got in college not cutting it for you anymore? Step up your tailgating with the Lodge Sportsman's Grill ($105). Made from rugged, even-heating cast iron, this hibachi-style meat burner features a pre-seasoned cast iron cooking grate, a draft door for controlling the heat from those happily-glowing charcoals, and a built in carrying handle. As... [More]

Sure, you've seen it before, but that doesn't make it any less amazing. (This official announcement does, however, make it a little less illegal.) Taking a huge leap from the past three iterations, iPhone 4 ($200-$300) makes up for the past six months of killer Android releases with features like an Apple A4 processor, app multitasking, 7 hours of talk... [More]

Shoot your own interplanetary human-like Smurf epic with the Panasonic Pro Twin-Lens 3D Camera (approx. $20,000). Capable of 30fps, 1080p 3D recording, the Pro Twin uses the AVCHD Pro video format, recorded in sync onto two SDHC memory cards, with other features like automatic left-eye/right-eye image deviation correction, a weight of roughly 6 lbs., a 3.2-inch side-mounted LCD, HDMI 1.4... [More]

Spend your summer searing, smoking, and sizzling your way to tasty meals courtesy of the Weber Summit S-670 Grill ($2,000). As Weber's flagship grill station, the S-670 boasts a ton of high-end features, including a side burner, searing station that cranks up to 900 degrees for perfectly crusted steaks, an integrated smoker box, solid stainless steel construction, a tuck-away rotisserie... [More]

Own a piece of racing history with this 1967 Porsche 910 Spyder Coupe ($995,000). It's one of only five "Werks Team" 910-8 Spyders built for the Porsche Factory in the Spring of 1967, winning its first two races with ease, and being rebuilt after each event. After a DNF caused by engine problems in the third race, it was rebuilt... [More]

That's right, not even the capsaicin-obsessed world of hot sauces is safe from the world-dominating power of pork. Bacon Hot Sauce ($6) melds the spicy red stuff with smoky bacon flavor, making it perfect for use on eggs, in salsas, chili, and bloody marys, especially when they're made with Bakon Vodka.... [More]

Record HDTV to your Mac or stream it to your iPhone, iPod touch, or iPad with the EyeTV HD ($200). This USB box sports component video and RCA audio inputs on the back, and connects to a cable- or satellite set-top box for your recording pleasure. An IR blaster takes care of the controls, while a $5 app lets you... [More]

With old-school looks and useful tech, the Ural Patrol T Motorcycle ($12,400) is just the thing for poor-weather riding. Most notable on the Patrol T is its sidecar, which gives the bike its World War II feel — think Indiana Jones vs. the Nazis — but it's also the sidecar that gives it its stability in bad weather, thanks to... [More]

Want a pocket knife that stands out from the wood- or stag-handled blades of your father, yet has a more traditional look that modern multi-tools? This CXXVI Scrimshaw Knife ($95) should do nicely. Hand etched in a small workshop in Maine, this seascape scrimshaw is laid into the bone with black india ink and sealed with a double dose of... [More]

No, that's not a euphemism for your expanding, bacon-filled waistline, nor a pork-fueled early morning blowout on the porcelain. Instead, the Bacon Explosion ($30) is something much worse — yet so much better at the same time. Simply put, it's a bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, covered in Kansas City-style barbecue sauce and rub, and cooked to perfection before being shipped... [More]

Whether you're high in the mountains or just chillin' by the lake, The North Face Docking Station ($430) makes for a fine base camp. The 97 sq. ft. main component offers room for six, with roll up walls, a perimeter floor and color-coding for easy setup, durable steel stakes, and an included duffel-style storage sack. Should your group grow larger... [More]

Yes, we could go on about its shiny plastic body, the feel of the trigger, or its shots per second, but none of that matters. What matter is the Marshmallow Mforcer ($40) is a pump-action semi-automatic pistol that shoots mini marshmallows, storing up to 15 at a time for full-on co-worker assaults. Don't eat the ammo, tubby.... [More]

There's streamlined, and there's the Strand Craft 122 Yacht ($TBA). This amazingly futuristic super yacht sports a gorgeous exterior, a posh art deco-inspired interior with niceties like 52-inch LED TVs, Bang Olufsen sound systems, four staterooms, and salon areas, over 14,000 horsepower capable of driving the craft to speed over 50 knots, and an included handcrafted supercar with a 880hp... [More]

If you're thinking this is some highly processed, find-it-at-7-Eleven sort of snack, think again. Bacon Moon Pies ($33/4 pies) are expertly produced savory treats made using high-quality bacon sourced from CA to create a traditional Scottish shortbread with rice flour, bacon fat and bacon cracklin. In between is a marshmallow made from Vermont maple syrup and high-quality bourbon, along with... [More]

We're not sure whether we'd call it the "World's Most Famous Car" — we'd think that might go to something more universal, like the Mirthmobile — we'd still be more than happy to drive around in James Bond's 1964 Aston Martin DB5 ($5 million). Hitting the auction block this October at the Automobiles of London event, this classic sports car... [More]

Clocking in at nearly a foot long, the Best Made Pocket Axe ($95) isn't actually going to fit in your pocket, but it is a lot more portable than some of the company's other offerings. It features a steel head with a branded hickory handle, leather wrist strap, and hand painted end. Perfect for areas in which nonchalantly carrying around... [More]

Fell your own Goliath with the Old Time Sling Shot ($21). This piece of classic weaponry is made from the hearty "Y" branches of the Buckthorn bush, with natural latex tubing and a leather projectile pouch added using sinew, and a light coat of mineral oil applied to enhance and protect the wood. Time to start looking for some oversized... [More]

Need to bust into a competitor's headquarters for a little industrial espionage, or just need to do some good ol' fashioned snooping? The Burglary Kit ($200) has just what you need, including an intimidating black mask, gloves, a first aid kit in case you cut yourself on a busted-out window, a small knife, a camera for casing the joint, some... [More]

If you haven't noticed, we dig black around here. So it's no surprise that we're enchanted by the Baxter 45th Anniversary Razor ($345). Produced in a limited run, this commemorative cut throat razor features a handmade, blackened Hart Steel blade, a special black Horse Butt Leather sleeve from Makr Carry Goods, and a black handle to round out the darkness,... [More]

We know more than a few Harley riders who would scoff at the thought of a hog with no chrome, but that's more or less what you'll find in the Harley-Davidson XR1200X ($11,800). Inspired by the XR750 made legendary by Evel Knievel, this performance sportster packs an isolation-mounted XL Evolution 1200cc V-Twin engine, Nissin dual front brakes, Showa rear shocks... [More]

Previously covered on Uncrate in prohibitively expensive, limited edition form, The Godfather Family Album ($45) is back and this time it's priced for the masses. Still found inside are featured selections from photographer Steve Schapiro's archives chronicling the making of The Godfather trilogy, some iconic, some little-seen, but all showing the actors involved at their very best. Missing from the... [More]

Adorned with a Parental Advisory sticker and filled with a mixture of his granddaddy's, daddy's, and his own musical stylings, Rebel Within by Hank Williams III ($10) sure as hell ain't your average country album. We're pretty sure drinking is a family tradition in III's clan, and he wears it proudly with songs like "Gettin' Drunk and Fallin' Down" and... [More]

Yes, that most dangerous two-wheeled of Batman rides can finally be yours. This Custom Batpod ($100,000/obo) is a full scale 1:1 working replica of Batman's motorcycle from The Dark Knight, powered by a high output 650cc 4 stroke, water cooled engine with direct port nitrous injection, sitting on wheels that are 508mm across and complete with custom metal arm guards... [More]

Even if titles like "Most Powerful Production Motorcycle in the World" don't last forever, earning one at all is quite an achievement. The current title holder is the Vyrus 987 C3 4V ($70,000 and up). Ditching traditional front forks for a unique design that's steered via a center hub, the C3 4V claims its title through a combination of an... [More]

Designed to evoke the spirit of the lean, powerful motorcycles of the 1950s, Hammarhead Motorcycles ($9,500-$18,500) are affordable, hand-built, rugged rides. Available in three models — the Royal Enfield Electra X-based Woodsman, the Triumph Scrambler-based Jack Pine (pictured), and the Royal Enfield Bullet-based Volta — these simple, sleek machines are quieter than your average chopper, making them perfectly suited to... [More]

Traditional BMW M series styling and handling, with horsepower provided by you. The BMW M Bike ($TBA) boast high-tech components worthy of its name, including a matte anthracite frame, disc brakes, a Shimano SLX gear system, a Manitou Match suspension fork on the front wheel, a leather saddle with red inlay, and striking wheels with matching handles. It won't be... [More]

Prepare yourself for a zombie attack, government-imposed gun ban, or other end times-esque scenario with the BuryBunker Underground Storage Safe ($400). Made from powder-coated 10 gauge steel, this sturdy contraband coffin is designed to house a pelican-type gun case, with dimensions of 8" by 20" by 53", a weight of 135 lbs., and a watertight silicon gasket lid that closes... [More]

Ready to do some serious grilling but not ready to mix up the meat and ingredients yourself? Let BuiltBurger ($50/6-pack) take care of the work for you. Available in a variety of flavors with ingredients as varied as pork, roasted red peppers, cave-aged gruyere cheese, chorizo, panko, mint, short ribs, and fish sauce, these gourmet burgers arrive frozen and ready... [More]

Okay, maybe they won't literally cause unexpected bowel movements, but "Facts that Will Greatly Disturb You" just didn't have the same ring to it. 1,001 Facts that Will Scare the Sh*t Out of You ($10) is a 300+ page collection of random facts about bugs, disease, animals, and more, each one properly sourced — should you actually want to know... [More]

Have a youngling — or younglings — to whom you'd like to impart a bit of your geeky ways? Let Geek Dad ($12) be your guide. Written by Ken Denmead, engineer and editor of Wired's GeekDad blog, this 240-page tome is a collection of geeky projects and activities you can do with your little ones, like launching a video camera... [More]

Despite the name, the products produced by Bourbon Barrel Foods ($5-$40) aren't necessarily bourbon-spiked versions of everyday items — although there are some of those in the collection. Instead, the company uses the same local-grown, small-batch, attentive processes that make Kentucky's bourbon the best known in the world. Standout offerings include Bluegrass Soy Sauce, Blueberry Sorghum, Kentuckyaki, and sweet/smokey Bourbon... [More]

Aside from buying specialized, licensed sets, it can be tough to find interesting LEGO people to populate our ever expanding collection of dorktastic dioramas. LEGO Minifigures ($2/each) is a collection of 16 collectible figures not found in normal sets, sold in "mystery bags" so each purchase is a surprise. Highlights include the Zombie, Caveman, Ninja, Robot, scary Clown, and a... [More]

Just in time for the LOST series finale comes the 108 Objects from Flight 815 T-Shirt ($18). Featuring a broken plane graphic made up of — you guessed it — 108 items that were seen throughout the show's six-season run, including the polar bear, the VW Dharma van, the numbers, the sub, Hurley's Hummer, the infamous computer, Jughead, and Charlie's... [More]

If you're interested in what beer was like before the 18th Amendment ruined a decade of baseball games and barbecue, get your hands on a pint of Batch 19. Based on a 91-year-old, pre-Prohibition recipe (and named for the year 1919, before Prohibition began), this new brew from Coors delivers a "bold, hoppy flavor that is surprisingly well balanced." Batch... [More]

Not content to just let a knife be a knife, the Gerber AO F.A.S.T. 3.0 Knife ($75) has a few tricks up its sleeve. Its Forward Action Spring Technology ensures the serrated edge blade is open quickly when you need it, and it also packs a bottle opener, carabiner clip, and a modified drop point that eases use when your... [More]

Harleys are cool and all, but they can't compare to the macho muscle of Deus Ex Machina Customs ($TBA). Based in an old factory building in Sydney, Australia, Deus celebrates classic custom motorcycle culture by cranking out their own unique takes on Kawasakis, Yamahas, Triumphs, and yes, even Harley Davidsons, giving each bike special treatment to take it from mass... [More]

Need something to wash down that breakfast of Canned Bacon and english muffin with Bacon Jam? How about some bacon-flavored coffee? Torani Bacon Syrup ($7) is a sweet, smoky, salty syrup that can be used in everything from milkshakes to manhattans to give each drink a little pork. For the truly bold, mix with Bakon Vodka for a drink only... [More]

Ever wish you could have your very own hooch instead of drinking the same thing as the bum on the street corner? Whisk(e)y Your Way ($5,400-$9,500) can make it happen. House Spirits Distillery in Portland will help you choose all your components, develop your mash bill, choose a level of char and type of oak for your barrel, and specify... [More]

Combining a jet ski with a four-wheeler might sound crazy — in fact, it is a little crazy, but it's also awesome. The Quadski ($TBA) is exactly that: a four wheel amphibious vehicle that tears it up on land and sea, with a top speed of 50 mph on either surface. Granted, we doubt it's as good on land as... [More]

Blurring the lines between a phone with a camera and a camera with a phone, the Nokia N8 ($TBA) packs what might be the best cell phone cam yet with Nokia's slightly underwhelming but nevertheless new Symbian 3 operating system. The camera features a 12 megapixel sensor, Carl Ziess optics, a Xenon flash, and HD video recording, while the rest... [More]

Coat hangers. Sliced bread. Bottled water. These simple yet successful inventions are among the 101 chronicled in Anthony Rubino Jr.'s cleverly funny Why Didn't I Think of That? ($10). This 224-page book looks at the complexity behind these common goods, while offering up tons of questionably useful trivia and imparting some possibly needed advice to future inventors. You won't find... [More]

One of the biggest problems with most exercise equipment is the sheer space it takes up. At just 40 inches by 40 inches when closed, the Torque Fitness F7 Fold Away Strength Trainer ($TBA) does away with this requirement while still offering a full-featured spec list. It offers two independent weight stack systems, that tie into fully adjustable swivel pulleys... [More]

Never mind the fact that you probably have no use for a big, expensive, and heavy demolition robot — you're going to want one anyway. The Husqvarna DXR 310 Demolition Robot ($TBA) is like having your own life-size Transformer to play around with, breaking down walls, doors, and anything else you can imagine. It features a robotic arm that reaches... [More]

Previously available only to professional athletes, the new Gatorade G Series Pro ($8-$50) take the venerable sports drink beyond the simple drink and into the realm of full-on athletic nutrition. The new line-up includes pre-game carb-loaded energy drinks and nutrition shakes and bars, mid-performance endurance sticks, drinks, electrolyte-loaded powder, and special Gatorlytes for cramp-prone athletes, and protein recovery shakes to... [More]

While Seven Samurai is generally seen as his masterpiece, Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo & Sanjuro ($65) are arguably the great director's most beloved. Anchored by Toshiro Mifune's iconic performances as Sanjuro, the samurai-turned-drifter, these movies were groundbreaking upon their releases in the early 1960s and remain as intriguing and entertaining today. As with all Criterion releases, both films have received all-new,... [More]

Packed with modern technology but sporting a design straight out of the past, the Triumph Thruxton SE ($10,649) is an intriguing update to the café racer. First impressions start off with the powder-coated red frame, crystal white bodywork, low rise handlebars, 18-inch spoke wheels, red stripe down the center, color-matched fly screen and blacked out engine cases, but it's the... [More]

What do you get when you cross a powerboat with a mini submarine? The Hyper Sub ($TBA). Offering seating for up to four passengers plus a pilot, the Hyper Sub is ABS certified, and offers a surface speed of up to 40 knots and a range of 500 surface miles, thanks to twin inboard diesel engines good for 880hp and... [More]

It's always nice when a company honors its humble roots without releasing an overpriced, self-congratulatory version of a current product. 2010 Samuel Adams Longshot ($10) is a fine example of getting it right, by giving a nod to Jim Koch's first homebrewed batch of Samuel Adams by giving regular joes — and regular joe employees — a shot at bottling... [More]

Your future wall decoration has arrived, and it's called Winscape ($2,500-$3,000). Based on two 46-inch Panasonic TC-P46G10 plasma screens, a Mac running specialized software, a Wii remote, a custom-built IR-emitting necklace, and an iPhone app, Winscape creates two virtual windows, which can display static images up to 4096x4096 resolution, or 1080p video — with sound — and tracks the necklace... [More]

Made with bacon, peanuts, maple syrup, spices, and herbs, Bacon Peanut Brittles ($17/3-pack) are the latest pork-infused addition to the Uncrate break room. Salty, smoky, and delicious, they're great for snacking, and may cause a minor disturbance if left out at your next gathering.... [More]

Named after the treacherous strait formed by Washington Island, WI and the Door Peninsula, Death's Door Spirits ($35) have both a literal and poetic connection to the location. The company's gin is made from organic wheat and wild juniper berries harvested from the island, while the vodka is made with an organic wheat grown only on Washington Island. Both products... [More]

With a classic red and gray design that dates back to the 1940s and modern tech under the bonnet, the Boomer 8N Tractor ($TBA) is, well, a modern classic. This old-timey tractor is powered by a 50hp, four-cylinder diesel engine, and features a Continuously Variable Transmission (CVT) for a car-like feel, a four-wheel drive axle for SUV-like handling, a large... [More]

Do you live in a modern-day marble and gold palace, or simply need something so over-the-top gaudy that it distracts from the fact that the rest of your kitchen is a dump? Then the Elektra Micro Casa Lever Espresso Machine ($1,450-$2,100) is for you. Available in three finishes, this decidedly high-end espresso machine offers Bakelite handles, a boiler water level... [More]

Time to add another bottle to your list of "stuff I'd love to drink if I had the money." Glenfiddich 50 Year Old ($16,000) is an incredibly expensive, incredibly rare, and, presumably, an incredibly tasty whisky. Part of only the second-ever vatting of the half-century Glenfiddich — the first was done for founder William Grant's children — this unique spirit... [More]

Fulfill your wildest Steve Zissou fantasies aboard the Necker Nymph ($25,000/week). Designed and built for Sir Richard Branson by renowned engineer Graham Hawkes, the Nymph is an open-cockpit winged submarine, allowing its passengers to experience unencumbered 360-degree views of the deep. The unique underwater craft uses downward "lift" on its wings to dive, and can stay down for up to... [More]

You know the phrase "whole hog?" Well, London-based chef Fergus Henderson takes it literally. Author of The Whole Beast: Nose to Tail Eating ($15), Henderson believes in using virtually every part of a plant or animal in your cooking to reduce waste, resulting in such tasty yet repulsive-sounding dishes as Rolled Pig's Spleen, Roast Bone Marrow and Parsley Salad, and... [More]

This urgent installment of Garb is brought to you by Roger Ma, author of The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead ($10; Out today). Backpack: Arc'teryx Naos 55 ($379), with minimal straps to prevent snagging on undead fingers. Long Range Weapon: Bully Tools Sidewalk Scraper ($33), to avoid close encounters. Melee Weapon: Zak Tools Halligan Bar... [More]

Bourbon — we enjoy this manliest of drinks by the shot, over ice with a splash of water, or even straight from the bottle (sometimes). Bourbon: 50 Rousing Recipes for a Classic American Spirit ($11) goes beyond these borders with classic drink recipes, fruity concoctions, and party mixes that are sure to get you, your friends, family, and the neighbor's... [More]

The undead Holly Golightly doesn't want your money — she's after your flesh. Grab this Zombie at Tiffany's T-Shirt ($18) and get a good look at what Ms. Hepburn will look like when the dead return to roam the earth during the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.... [More]

When it comes to bikes, we'll take simplicity over feature bloat any day. The Cannondale OnBike (£4,000; roughly $6,150) exemplifies this idea, albeit at an astronomical price. Limited to a run of just 250, the stealthy OnBike features a fully enclosed drivetrain with a custom SRAM i-MOTION 9-speed hub gear and disc brakes, a handmade aluminum frame, Octopus pedals, and... [More]

The only web/design/development software collection that matters gets another upgrade with Adobe Creative Suite 5 ($1700-$2600). Available in five different sets, the new software includes the likes of Photoshop CS5, Illustrator CS5, InDesign CS5, Acrobat 9 Pro, Flash Catalyst CS5, Flash Professional CS5, Flash Builder 4, Dreamweaver CS5, Fireworks CS5, Contribute CS5, Adobe Premiere Pro CS5, After Effects CS5, Encore... [More]

Created to help celebrate both the Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.'s 30th anniversary and the rise of craft brewing in America, the Sierra 30 ($TBA) is a new lineup of limited-edition beers, the result of collaborative projects with craft-brewing pioneers Fritz Maytag of Anchor Brewing, Jack McAuliffe, founder of New Albion Brewery, and beer advocates Fred Eckhardt and Charlie Papazian. The... [More]

What better way to celebrate Canada's gold medal hockey victory than with a commemorative axe? The National Axe ($500) is Best Made Co.'s first Twibill axe — a 36-inch double bit, to be exact — sporting a red and white handle area, maple leaf hear the head, and the date, game time, and player number of the country's winning goal... [More]

It's one thing to build a supercar from the ground up. It's something else to take a sports car, break it apart, lengthen it, and put it back together with a different engine inside. Yet that's exactly the case with the Hennessey Venom GT ($TBA). Limited to just 10 per year, the ultra-exclusive Venom GT is based on the Lotus... [More]

Get yourself clean Tyler Durden-style with Fight Club Soap ($25/2-pack). Inspired by Chuck Palahniuk's novel and sporting the logo of the film adaptation, this color matched pink soap is completely usable, although that kind of defeats the point.... [More]

As much as we love a great sauce, there's something special about having a piece of meat that's been treated with a great rub. Adam's Meat Rubs & Salts ($6-$10) certainly qualify. Incorporating both normal and exotic ingredients, the steak, pork, BBQ, and coffee rubs are ready to take your meals to the next level, while the company's Himilayan, Bolivian,... [More]

We've seen plenty of bottle openers on keychains, but a necklace? That's a first. The Bottle Opener Necklace ($62) lets you display your love of the suds proudly on your chest. Made from hand forged steel, this unique accessory is hand hammered on a 130-year-old anvil, then coated with a light coat of beeswax to preserve its appearance. A perfect... [More]

You remember that awesome Bronco concept from a few years back? Yeah, it never got built. But if you've still got the hankering for some four-wheel bucking action, take a peek at this 1973 Ford Bronco Uncut ($18,000/Auction). Sporting an all original 302 V8, 55,000 original miles spread across only three owners, a completely redone (and therefore perfect) interior, pristine... [More]

Move over, Wii. The PlayStation Move ($TBA) is bringing motion-based gaming to the PS3, in full 1080p glory. The system will use a main motion controller, a "sub-controller," like a more advanced version of the Wii's nunchuk, and the Playstation Eye camera to offer precise detection of movement, angle, and absolute position in 3D space, which should make for some... [More]

For those of you who think the Z4 is a too girly for your taste, feast your eyes on the BMW Motorsport Z4 GT3 (€298,000; roughly $410,000). While it's not meant as a daily — or even on-the-street — driver, the Motorsport Z4 GT3 has you covered in the track performance department, with a 4.0 liter V8 engine good for... [More]

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can waste an entire weekend watching this 80's awesomeness. Featuring all five seasons spread across 25 DVDs, A-Team: The Complete Series ($90) boasts all the Mr. T catchphrases, explosions, over-the-top violence, and general campiness that you can stand, all packed inside... [More]

Need to carry a pocket knife but don't want to look like you're getting ready to field dress a wildebeest when you whip it out of your pocket? The Delegate Pocket Knife ($60) is a good choice. With black anodized aluminum bolsters, inlaid cocobolo wood scales, and a black oxide-coated stainless steel blade, the Delegate looks fittingly civilized, while the... [More]

We're guessing there's more than just a few of us who could use a visit to the Tabasco Hangover Headquarters this morning. This special-edition food truck offers up a Tabasco-infused menu created by Chef Laurent Tourondel of BLT Market, including Spicy Sirloin Sliders with Tabasco Horseradish Sauce, Huevos Fresco Burritos, and, of course, an LT Bloody Mary (although this one's... [More]

It's somewhat hard to believe, but rye hasn't been produced in New York since the prohibition days of gangsters, speakeasies, and secret, booze-eating trap doors. Hudson Manhattan Rye Whiskey ($50) is out to remedy this. Hudson's rye is made from whole grain rye, one batch at a time, ensuring a true 92 proof product, with a fruity, floral taste, unmistakable... [More]

We now present the shortest Uncrate post in history: Bacon Flavored Toothpicks ($4/80-pack). Not much else to say, is there? [Thanks, Ethan]... [More]

Finding yourself stranded in the great outdoors is one thing; being stranded with no warmth is quite another. The Zippo Emergency Fire Starter Kit ($20) keeps your ass covered with rayon-made, water-resistant waxed tinder sticks to get things going and a reliable flint-wheel lighter, all packed into a water-resistant, safety-orange metal case that's easy to pack with you. Because let's... [More]

In the grand tradition of the Screwpop and Gerber Shard comes the Brewzer Pocket Tool ($19). Made from high-grade, heat-treated 154CM surgical stainless steel, this one-piece handy helper includes a multi-purpose tip that acts as a pry tool, a scraper tool, and a flat head screwdriver, and is also notched for tearing open packages. Not to betray its beer-inspired moniker,... [More]

Experience the 2010 Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival in rock star-like fashion with Bonnaroo Total Access ($18,500). This all-inclusive package includes a tour bus with room for up to eight people — bringing the per person cost down to $2,350 — an on-stage viewing area for main stage performances, exclusive viewing areas for all peripheral stage shows, private showers and... [More]

Made in Oregon as a historically accurate revival of Old Tom Gin from the mid-1800s, Ransom Old Tom Gin ($36) is here to fill the gap between London Dry and the sweeter Jenever. With a malted barley base, Ransom adds an infusion of botanicals like juniper berries, orange peel, lemon peel, coriander seed, cardamon pods, and angelica root to create... [More]

Like the monochrome mutant offspring of a traditional track racer and a BMX ride, the Giant Bowery FMX Bike ($750) is a mix of the old and the new. It features a lightweight ALUXX aluminum frame, a BMX custom "no rail" saddle, a CroMo 3-piece tubular crankset, alloy high-rise handlebars, and the ability to go fixie or freewheel. Pair with... [More]

There's little doubt that Keith Richards' iconic skull ring has become a thing of rock n' roll legend, and despite the endless copies that have appeared since Keith received it as a birthday present in 1978, the original was never duplicated. Until now... sort of. The Courts & Hackett New Keith Richards Skull Ring ($477) is sculpted from the same... [More]

Sized for travel and filled with the type of information usually reserved for travel and birdwatching guides, Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies: Compendium Monstrum ($10) is your pocketable encyclopedia of baddies. Spanning 160+ pages, this helpful guide includes sections on the aforementioned monsters, including a special section dedicated to travel within Transylvania, and features illustrations, maps, and historical images throughout to better... [More]

Okay, so you might be thinking that beer and caramel go together about as well as beer and ice cream — PBR float, anyone? — but these Beer & Pretzel Caramels ($12/dozen) are a happy exception. Made by Liddabit Sweets in Brooklyn, these tiny treats are made by reducing and mixing Brooklyn Brewery's Brown Ale and East India Pale Ale... [More]

Handmade using traditional Japanese brewing techniques and the finest ingredients — pristine water sourced from the Oirase River in Northern Japan, Yamada Nishiki rice, handmade koji, and proprietary yeast strains — TY KU White ($175) is a high-end, Daiginjo-rated sake that's sure to liven up your next sushi dinner. Brewing of the White stuff is overseen by legendary sakemaster Yoishio... [More]

Looking to take video on the sly, or start your own underground version of COPS? The Nightvision Flashlight Camcorder ($150) can help. Sporting an eight LED array, it's a highly functional flashlight, but hides a two-megapixel still/VGA video camera in its face, which also happens to have an eight-foot nightvision range for even more covert recording. A five hour Li-ion... [More]

While not as revered or celebrated as they once were — both in the movies and in pop culture *cough* Marlboro man *cough* —there is still a place for the classic western cowboy in modern society, and Cowboy: The Ultimate Guide to Living Like a Great American Icon ($10) is here to educate the masses on the lifestyle and day-to-day... [More]

After a five year hiatus, 2D, Murdoc, Russel, and Noodle — better known as the cartoon band the Gorillaz — are back with a new album. Plastic Beach by Gorillaz ($10) was recorded on a secret floating island deep in the South Pacific, or so the story goes, although we're not sure how they managed to keep its location a... [More]

No, that's not a typo. Bakon Vodka ($30) is a new premium-quality potato vodka infused with a savory bacon flavor. Distilled from Idaho potatoes and possessing a perfect hint of peppery bacon flavor. Great in a bloody mary, good when paired with scotch, not so hot in a white russian — unless you like the way they taste on the... [More]

Before you go to watch the upcoming remake, treat yourself to a viewing of the original. Directed by horror legend and creator of the Night/Dawn/Day/Land/Diary of the Dead zombie fests George A. Romero, The Crazies ($15-$17) is a dark yet thrilling 1973 take on the "infected town" genre, as citizens and the military are exposed to a government-developed germ weapon... [More]

Add flavor while keeping your meat tender and juicy with the Moistly Grilled Cast Iron Grill Humidifier ($30/2-pack). These sturdy cast-iron boxes can be filled with any liquid you like — including water, beer, liquor, juice, or other flavoring agents — and release steam as they heat up to moisten your meal while it cooks.... [More]

Sporting a semi-hollow body, period-correct hardware like volume and tone knobs, double band tuners and dual PAF-style 57 Classic humbucking pickups, the Gibson 50th Anniversary 1960 ES-335TD Guitar ($5,700-$6,200) is as close as you're going to get to an original without shelling out way, way more cash. Created to celebrate the ES-335TD's golden anniversary, each guitar is handcrafted by Gibson... [More]

Sometimes when a group of veteran rockers gets together to form a "supergroup," the hype far exceeds the quality of the music. Other times, these groups form out of a simple desire to jam, and Them Crooked Vultures ($8) is a great example. Featuring Dave Grohl on drums, Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age fame as lead vocalist... [More]

Johnny Cash may be gone, but luckily for his fans and music lovers in general, he left a surprising number of songs for future enjoyment in his American Recordings series. American VI: Ain't No Grave by Johnny Cash ($8) is the sixth and final installment in this celebrated series, produced once again by Rick Rubin, and packed with more of... [More]

Become a roaming barkeep with the Big Screw Bottle Opener ($12). Machined from a solid bar of aluminum, this pocketable, keyring-friendly tool resembles a screw with a bottle opener on the end, but screw that piece off and it becomes a compact corkscrew. Small caveat: according to the description, you shouldn't take it to the airport, lest you get "screwed... [More]

The compass-inspired print around the lens of the Pentax Optio W90 ($330) isn't just for looks: it's one of the most rugged digicams around. The W90 is Pentax's 11th-generation waterproof digital camera, and offers water protection down to 20 feet, shock protection to four feet, weatherproofing for solid operation in sub-freezing temperatures, dustpoofing, a 12.1-megapixel sensor with 5x optical zoom... [More]

We all know how to take down a horde of the undead with a trusty sawed-off shotgun, but what do you do when you run out of ammo? The Zombie Combat Manual ($10) can tell you. Penned by Roger Ma, the man behind hand-to-hand combat group the Zombie Combat Club, this 300+ page manual trains you in both melee and... [More]

Just in time for the 30th anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back comes this re-imagining of one of the Star Wars saga's most awesome vehicles. The new Hasbro Star Wars AT-AT ($100) is a behemoth toy worthy of the All Terrain Armored Transport name, measuring in at over two feet tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, with... [More]

One of the best mobster movies ever made gets the special edition treatment in Goodfellas 20th Anniversary Edition ($24). With a good — but not great — high-definition transfer, the film looks better than ever before, only helping to highlight the masterful direction by Martin Scorcese and career-best acting turns by Ray Liotta, Joe Pesci, Lorraine Bracco, and a solid... [More]

Get a jump-start on your Father's Day shopping or add a rare gem to your scotch collection with the Ardmore 30 Year Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky ($450). Limited to just 1,428 individually numbered bottles made exclusively for the U.S. market, this coveted aged whisky is crafted in the only Highland distillery that consistently peats its barley, offering bold, smokey... [More]

Cold weather got you singing the BBQ blues? Just grab a Minden Master Range-Top Indoor Grill ($100) and get cooking on your electric, gas, or propane stove. This award-winning grill allows for true open-flame cooking indoors, with the same durable porcelain coated grate design, enameled steel firebox and cover as the decidedly outdoor Minden Master Gas Grill, and features silicon... [More]

Part 4-wheeler, part rail buggy, the new Polaris Ranger RZR 4 ($15,000) is the world's first four-seat sport side-by-side. Co-developed with racer Robby Gordon — or "Reckless Robby," as we like to call him — the RZR 4 boasts an 800cc High Output Twin EFI engine mounted behind the back seat for a lower center of gravity, a new suspension... [More]

With products like Baconnaise, Bacon Floss, and even Bacon Lip Balm, we have to ask: Why didn't someone think of this before? Who's Your Daddy Bacon Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what you'd expect — a delicious combination of potato and bacon. Handmade from high-quality potatoes and cooked with a proprietary blend of "bacony goodness," only those with the strongest... [More]

Boasting an ultra-light weight and Pakka wood handle, the Kyocera Kyotop Damascus Ceramic Chef's Knife ($205) is a step above your average steel blade. The strength and density of Kyotop's ceramic blade allow it to be sharpened using diamond wheels, resulting in a razor-sharp blade that remains sharp up to ten times longer than its steel equivalent, and offers Juggernaut-like... [More]

Take your snacking to the next level with Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn ($35/2 lbs.). This sweet/savory snack mix incorporates the smokey goodness of bacon and a bit of bourbon with the sweetness of caramel and the crunch of popcorn, resulting in an addictive snack that's a great way to kickstart your next Baconholics Anonymous meeting.... [More]

If you're a big Muhammad Ali fan — and we mean BIG — then you'll no doubt be itching to get your hands on a copy of GOAT: Champ's Edition ($15,000). Limited to just 1,000 individually numbered copies, GOAT (Greatest of All Time) is the definitive Ali collection, with images of more than 3,000 photos, art, and memorabilia from over... [More]

Forget KFC — make your own restaurant-quality fried chicken at home using the Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit ($15). Based on the same recipe and preparation used in Thomas Keller's Ad Hoc restaurant, this kit provides two packets of brine seasonings to impart extra flavor to the chicken well ahead of frying, as well as two packets of coating mix,... [More]

If you've long wished of flying through the air or have simply seen Thunderball one too many times, perhaps it's time to get in line for a Martin Jet Pack ($100,000; late 2010). Powered by a specially-designed 2.0L gasoline engine producing 200hp and capable of traveling as far as 31.5 miles or up to 8,000 feet, this unique personal aircraft... [More]

Get a leg up on your tailgating brethren ahead of the 2010 season with the Traeger Double BBQ Trailer ($5,800). This commercial-quality smoker/grill features two independently operating cooking units — good for a total cooking surface of over 1,600 square inches — as well as a handy cargo box and four firepots, all mounted on an industrial-strength trailer.... [More]

Only the fourth model in the blade's 120-year history, the new Victorinox Swiss Army Soldier Knife ($45) is the best soldier-issue yet. The stylish olive green and black dual density handle holds a Phillips screwdriver, can opener, small screwdriver, bottle opener with locking screwdriver, wire stripper, reamer, seatbelt cutter, key ring, and wood saw, along with a large lock blade... [More]

Entering its 21st season on Fox, The Simpsons isn't just a cartoon about a dysfunctional family — it's the longest-running prime time series in American television history. The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History ($18) tells the show's surprising tale from its humble beginnings on The Tracy Ullman Show through modern times, complete with interviews of many of the show's principles,... [More]

Cruise the streets in unique style aboard the Harley-Davidson Fat Boy Lo ($16,300 and up). Featuring the lowest seat height of any Harley, the black denim Fat Boy Lo has a profile all its own, with a reshaped seat and handlebar, half-moon footboards, black cast aluminum 17-inch wheels, a counter-balanced Twin Cam 96B V-Twin engine paired with a 6-Speed Cruise... [More]

Originally formulated in the 15th century to lure bears out of their caverns, trees, and other hiding spots, Bärenjäger Honey Liqueur ($30) is a 70 proof blast from the past. Literally translating to "bear hunter," Bärenjäger is still crafted in a traditional manner with all-natural ingredients, as well as some new world fine spirits and premium Mexican honey.... [More]

Feed your inner pyromaniac without putting yourself, family, or closest neighbors in danger of bodily harm with Dynamite Fire Starters ($40). Despite the name, these fire-starter sticks aren't actually made of dynamite, but do resemble cartoon-style TNT with their elongated cylindrical bodies. Made from paraffin and sawdust, 20 sticks come in each pack, encased in a finger-jointed cedar box that... [More]

Whether you're a long time wresting fan or simply liked Nacho Libre, odds are you'll enjoy Lucha Loco ($37). This 270+ page hardcover explores the world of the luchadores through simple, direct yet powerful photography, exposing both the human and stage sides of the Latin American heros.... [More]

As hilarious as it is gory, Zombieland ($24) is the latest undead romp to make its way onto Uncrate HQ's media shelves. Starring Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson — in rare form, we might add — Zombieland tells the story of this duo's journey across the zombie-infested country to reach a Disneyland-style amusement park. Zany, brains- and guts-filled antics ensue,... [More]

Need to cruise in style, but with celebrity-like security? Check out the Armor Horse Vault XXL ($150,000 and up). This beastly, Brinks-like armored limousine is built using UL-rated thermal & composite ballistic panels and bullet-resistant windows, and offers security features like dual emergency escape hatches that double as skylights, and dual emergency gun ports for fending off zombies attackers. Of... [More]

Adorned with cover art for literary classics and curiosities alike, Out of Print T-Shirts ($28) will make a great addition to any book lover's wardrobe. Printed on fitted tees that have been treated to feel as worn and soft as the book covers themselves, these officially-licensed, often times out-of-print covers span the gamut from striking to strikingly simple, and even... [More]

While we love downloading old games from the Wii's Virtual Console store, we miss the days of value-packed arcade collections. Luckily, not every publisher has given up hope on the ol' multi-game discs, as evidenced by the release of Data East Arcade Classics ($20; February 9). This bargain-priced compilation includes 15 arcade games, some well known — Bad Dudes vs.... [More]

If your Lucky Charms leave you short on energy before lunchtime rolls around, give Wheaties Fuel ($5) a shot in your cereal bowl. Developed with the help of Peyton Manning, Kevin Garnett, and Albert Pujols, Fuel packs 200 calories in each serving, with whole grains for energy, five grams of fiber to curb hunger, calcium and Vitamin D to help... [More]

Skip the overexposed, Spencer's-style theater posters and pay tribute to one of the most unique minds in modern cinema with some Quentin Tarantino Tribute Posters ($90). Designed by Ibraheem Youssef, these 24 x 36 inch prints are limited to just 200 each, and feature fresh graphic representations of QT's most famous flicks, lovingly printed on 100lb, High Quality Fine Canson... [More]

Custom-built over the course of 1,000+ hours and sporting more hand-made fine details than we could possibly list here, the only bad thing we can say about the Falcon Bullet Motorcycle ($TBA) is that it's going to be impossible to get your hands on it — unless, of course, Jason Lee decides to put it up for sale. This custom... [More]

Add a bit of rustic old-west flair to your home bar with the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener ($19). Hand-forged at 2,400º Fahrenheit from old, reclaimed railroad spikes, each opener is slightly different, but shares the same twisted design and bottle opening claw, with a thin coating of beeswax offering a protective, slightly colored finish.... [More]

It's one thing to love eating meat, and quite another to love learning about it. If you fall into the latter category, consider picking up Lobel's Meat Bible ($27). Written by the Lobel family of master butchers, this 320-page epicurean excursion includes extensive information on beef, pork, lamb, rabbit, poultry, veal, and more, explanations of texture, flavor, and contents, and... [More]

In case you didn't know it, bison — or buffalo — meat is a super-tasty, healthy alternative to beef, but it can be a little tricky to find. If your favorite neighborhood butcher isn't offering it, try placing an order with Gunpowder Bison Meat ($8-$70). All of their bison are raised naturally, without hormones or feed additives, and the meat... [More]

Get an extremely close shave while using a piece of history with these Vintage Straight Razors ($160-$170). With heritages dating back to the 1920s and '30s, these immaculate blades are in like new or better condition, with authentic vintage designs as well as original scales, pins, and super-sharp blades that will remind you why you ditched your electric razor in... [More]

If you're going to go racing down the side of a hill on a bicycle, you'd better make sure it's up to the task. The Mongoose Boot'R ($3,000) certainly qualifies, with features like a new FreeDrive downhill frame offering 210mm of rear wheel travel and a 150mm Maxle dropout, Kenda Excavator downhill tires, Avid Code 5 front and rear brakes,... [More]

Having made rum on St. Croix since 1760, Cruzan has built up centuries of distilling knowledge, and they've used all of it to create Cruzan Single Barrel Estate Rum ($65). A handcrafted blend of multiple different rums aged up to 12 years old, Single Barrel is blended and then aged further in a new charred oak barrel for another year,... [More]

We've tried plenty of sauces that were criminally hot, but never one made by actual criminals. Jail House Fire Hot Sauce ($7) is created by inmates at the Hillsborough County Jail in Tampa, FL and comes in three burning flavors — Original, made from a recipe of peppers and spices, the chipotle-based Smoke, and No Escape, the prisoners' hottest creation... [More]

Rarely do we post collections of academic essays, but rarely are they about The Dude. The Year's Work in Lebowski Studies ($17/Paperback; $53/Hardcover) is a collection of the best essays and papers submitted to the underground academic symposium held alongside the 5th Annual Lebowski Fest in Louisville, KY, each filled with new, thoughtful insights on the film and its characters,... [More]

Get rid of hunger while battling fatigue at the same time with Perky Jerky ($3). This tender, tasty jerky is flavored with guarana, giving each bag 150 milligrams of caffeine for a little kick. Perfect for long work days, long gaming sessions, or for those unable to handle a bag of chips and a Red Bull at the same time.... [More]

Think you know all there is to know about Star Wars' central hero-villain? Ryder Windham and Peter Vilmur, authors of Star Wars: The Complete Vader ($60) might disagree. This 192-page hardcover explores all things Vader, from his history and downward spiral into the Sith, to his costume, related merchandise, and his character's cultural impact. Filled with photos and several special... [More]

It's 2010. You know — the future. The first entertainment advancement of this strange new decade comes to us from the leader in TV sports and Dad-like catchphrases. ESPN 3D is a newly announced channel that will show around 85 live sporting events in 3D during its first year, launching on June 11 with the first 2010 FIFA World Cup... [More]

Tired of black bars marring your cinemascope film viewing experience? Check out the new Vizio Cinema Wide HDTV ($TBA; 2010). Packing 2560 x 1080 pixels into a 58-inch screen, the Cinema Wide also offers 120 Hz operation, LED backlighting with smart dimming, built-in 802.11n wireless networking, a Bluetooth universal remote with sliding QWERTY keyboard, and built-in wireless HDMI.... [More]

Produced by Tim Burton and directed by Shane Acker, 9 ($25) isn't your typical animated film — and we mean that in the best way possible. Set against the apocalyptic backdrop of humanity's final days, 9 tells the story of nine small rag dolls, brought to life by a scientist, who must fight against the machines to save both themselves... [More]

Pirates, ninjas, samurai, and more do battle aboard the Epic Battle T-Shirt ($20). Printed on a soft asphalt American Apparel tee, it's like wearing an action movie fiesta on your chest.... [More]

Join the wet shaving crowd with the Baxter Safety Razor ($60). With a classic polished design, textured grip, and double edge blade, the Baxter is a nice way to get into the world of wet shaving, and comes complete in a black gift box with a pack of starter blades and an instructional card.... [More]

Move over Kindle and Nook: there's a new e-reader in town. The Skiff Reader ($TBA) boasts the largest, most high-resolution display of any consumer e-reader yet, clocking in at 11.5 inches and 1200x1600 resolution. Made using LG's "Metal Foil" e-Paper technology, it removes the risk of breakage found in other, glass-based screens, and offers full touchscreen capabilities, as well. The... [More]

Clocking in at nearly 1,000 pages, George Lucas's Blockbusting ($20) is part reference, part history, and all movies. This unique book takes a look back at the movie industry decade by decade, examining all aspects — including revenues, costs, production and distribution, salary histories, photography days required, and more — of 300 important blockbusters from cinema's past, complete with plenty... [More]

Need to get a beer-loving relative a last minute gift? The Samuel Adams Winter Classics Collection ($14-$16) is a fine option, including two bottles each of Samuel Adams Boston Lager, Samuel Adams Winter Lager, Samuel Adams Old Fezziwig Ale, Samuel Adams Holiday Porter, Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic, and the new Samuel Adams Coastal Wheat in an easy-to-wrap box.... [More]

It's always a pain when you have an ice cold import in your hand but can't locate your bottle opener, but odds are that you can locate your dog (if you have one, of course). The makers of the Bark4Beer Collar ($15) know this as well, which is why they integrated a retractable bottle opener into this rugged black collar,... [More]

A private island is one of the most popular purchases among the world's über-rich, but unfortunately they tend to be stationary. Wally and Hermès teamed up to solve this problem, and the Wally Hermès WHY Yacht ($TBA) is the result. This floating island offers a host of unusual, elegant features such as a 200 square meter master suit with its... [More]

Pass the dreary winter days by perusing a copy of Mafia: The Government's Secret File on Organized Crime ($13). An exact copy of the old Federal Bureau of Narcotics reference on hundreds of gangsters from coast to coast — from the early 1960s — Mafia is a fascinating read for history and real crime buffs alike, offering details like addresses,... [More]

If you love beer as much as life itself, make sure to put The Naked Pint: An Unadulterated Guide to Craft Beer ($14) on your wintertime reading list. Written by beer sommeliers Hallie Beaune and Christina Perozzi, this 300+ page book takes a humorous yet no-nonsense look at beer, exploring everything from the science of beer and beer + food... [More]

Add an exotic kick to your cocktail party lineup with Pernod Absinthe ($65). Based on Pernod Fils, the original absinthe produced in the late 18th century, Pernod Absinthe is faithful to the original, offering high-quality ingredients, a light green hue, balanced taste, and a high alcohol content. Just in time for the holidays, it's also available in a gift set... [More]

Eggs. Mexican. Bloody Marys. The list of things to which you can add Tabasco is nearly endless, which makes Tabasco Personalized Gallon Jugs ($45) great gifts for the spice lovers in your life. Available in chipotle, green, habanero, garlic, and original flavors, each jug comes with the recipient's name (up to 20 characters) printed on the label, making it way... [More]

Say what you will about his weird persona and on-stage fashion, but Brian Patrick Carroll, a.k.a. Buckethead, sure as hell can play a guitar. The Gibson Buckethead Signature Les Paul Guitar ($4,300) is a tribute to his prowess, featuring an oversized, chambered mahogany body, a two-piece maple top, ceramic humbucking pickups with modified electronics and red arcade button kill switches,... [More]

Spice up your holiday gatherings with (rī)1 Whiskey ($45-$50). Pronounced "rye one," this 92 proof rye whiskey from the makers of Jim Beam features a slightly spicy, peppery flavor when sipped straight, revealing more strongly its dried fruit and cinnamon notes when cut with water, and offering new opportunities for talented mixologists everywhere.... [More]

Cue old TV show intro: "In 1953, the Central Intelligence Agency contracted illusionist John Mulholland to create a secret dossier of stealth and misdirection to be used by operatives in the field. All copies of the document were believed to have been destroyed in 1973, but a single copy remained...." Believe it or not, that's the real story behind The... [More]

Can't decide whether to get your boozehound relatives Patrón Reposado or Patrón Silver for the holidays? Get both of those and more in the Patrón 4-Bottle Gift Set ($80). Available at reputable spirit stores across the country, this set includes 375ml mini-bottles of Patrón Silver, Patron Reposado, Patrón Añejo and Patrón XO Cafe, all housed in a clear acrylic gift... [More]

Just like Blue Harvest provided a faithful parody of A New Hope, Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side ($15) is a typically Griffin-like take on The Empire Strikes Back. In addition to the hilarious double-length episode, the DVD also comes with extras like audio commentary, deleted scenes, a behind the scenes featurette, and more.... [More]

Meant to be savored and sipped at room temperature, Samuel Adams Utopias ($150) is only for the most daring of beer connoisseurs. The 2009 batch is the strongest yet, with a staggering 27% alcohol by volume rating (a standard beer is about 5%). The rich, dark, uncarbonated (and world's strongest) beer is brewed in small batches, blended, and aged in... [More]

The premise — crazy Vegas bachelor party they can't remember and a groom missing — makes you think you're in for a turd of a movie. But The Hangover ($16-$20) turned out to be one of the funniest of the year thanks to Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helm and Old School director Todd Phillips. The special edition includes both the theatrical... [More]

This Tarantino-stamped WWII movie is full of scalps and set-pieces, golems and gore, and is everything you'd want in a kill-Hitler fantasy film. Special features of Inglourious Basterds ($17-$22) include extended and alternate scenes, a roundtable discussion with Quentin Tarantino, Brad Pitt and Elvis Mitchell, the making of Nation's Pride, and and the original Inglorious Bastards.... [More]

Whether you're a seasoned jazz fan or just getting started, consider dropping some coin on The Complete Columbia Album Collection by Miles Davis ($330). This exhaustive set includes 52 albums spread across 70 CDs, a previously unreleased DVD of Live in Europe '67, featuring performances by Miles, Wayne Shorter, Herbie Hancock, Ron Carter, and Tony Williams, a 250-page color book... [More]

Created to celebrate country legends Brooks & Dunn's farewell tour, the Tundra Midnight Rider Tailgater ($TBA) is yet another concept we wish a forward-thinking CEO would turn into reality. Based on the Tundra CrewMax Limited full-size 4x2 V8 pickup, the Rider features a Grill N Chill cooking space with countertops, infrared barbecue, beverage tap and an ice chest, an electronically... [More]

We're quite used to seeing tons of tools crammed into a pocket knife-sized package, but it's not everyday you see the same thing done to an axe. The Brook & Hunter Mo-Tool Axe ($40) brings the handyman heat with a capable axe blade and hand-crafted red oak wood inlay handle, plus a hammer head, screwdrivers, knives, a can opener, wire... [More]

We're not really quite sure why they call it what they do, but Dave's Quality Meat Inside Out Flannel Shirt ($79) is a quality fall garment. With plaid flannels coming back into style this season, Dave's Inside Out wears well with classic, large plaid patterns in either red or navy, button cuffs, a front chest pocket, and all the lumberjack... [More]

Step back into the England of Jane Austen's novels — with an undead twist — in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls ($11). Written by well-versed novelist Steve Hockensmith, this latest addition to the Quirk Classic line serves as a prequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, exploring the genesis of the zombie plague in early-nineteenth century... [More]

With classic looks and solid construction, the Worksman Bike ($700) is a no-nonsense ride you can depend upon for years to come. Once used to deliver Good Humor bars and handcrafted in New York since the late 1800s, this cruiser-style bicycle features a fully-lugged steel frame, front fork, and coaster brake, heavy-duty rims, upright handle bards, a rear cargo rack,... [More]

If you're the type of person that still sends correspondence via snail mail, and you like the taste of bacon — and really, who doesn't? — then you need to grab yourself some Mmmvelopes ($7/25). These standard-size, bacon-looking envelopes echew the nasty and potentially deadly glue of old for a new adhesive that tastes just like real bacon. Just don't... [More]

While we wouldn't recommend picking up the torch of any of the noble hellraisers mentioned within, Outlaws!: Adventures of Pirates, Scoundrels, and Other Rebels ($30) might certainly tempt you to do so. This 240-page ode to the outsider chronicles the adventures — and motives — of such famed and feared rebels as Jesse James, Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday, IRA-activist... [More]

Designed by L.A.-based illustrator Kevin Tong in celebration of the movie's 10th anniversary, the Fight Club T-Shirt ($20) is a must have for any Chuck Palahniuk fan. The awesome exploding design is printed on either a cream or light blue soft Alternative Apparel tee, which should look great with jeans or khakis. Just remember, the first rule of Fight Club...... [More]

While it's not quite as simple (or cool) as a real Hoverboard, the Air Board ($14,000) is actually available. This gasoline-powered personal hovercraft features a 1.3 gallon capacity for up to one hour of riding time, a top speed of around 15 mph, the ability to run over concrete, asphalt, grass, or shallow wet areas, aluminum, an aluminum frame with... [More]

Tyson, Foreman, Frazier — they all take a backseat when it comes to the revered Muhammad Ali, and now you can strut around your home with the same swagger as the Champ in the Muhammad Ali Robe ($100; December 1). A recreation of Ali's iconic robe, this comfy, hooded velour cover features Ali's name across the back in bold, imposing... [More]

Cars like this usually stay at the concept stage indefinitely. But the Lexus LF-A ($375,000) will be built in 2010 and can be parked in your garage this time next year. Powered by a lightweight (aluminum alloy, magnesium alloy and titanium alloy) 4.8-liter V10 engine, this rear-drive, two-seat supercar pushes over 550 horsepower and a 0-60 time of 3.7 seconds... [More]

Four years ago, we brought you the Marshmallow Shooter. It served you well. It kept enemies at bay. It won many office battles. But times have gotten worse. And times like these call for something stronger. Times like these call for the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster ($55). This pump-action weapon shoots marshmallows up to 40 feet, and stores discreetly in... [More]

Pour like a pro with the Creamer Action Chrome Faucet Head ($21). The standard-looking keg faucet consistently delivers draft brews with a rich and creamy head. Pull the lever forward for beer, then push back to top it off with the foam.... [More]

Handmade in small batches, Casa Dragones Tequila ($330) is not your average booze. Each bottle is finished by a Maestro Tequilero, mixing platinum tequila with a dab of extra añejo for an incredibly smooth taste. Delivered in a handcrafted, reusable crystal decanter, it's meant for sipping, not shooting, and although it may taste great, it'd be a damn shame for... [More]

It's hard to believe that Monty Python's Flying Circus debuted 40 years ago, but that longevity has allowed it to influence countless other writers, comedians, and performers, as documented in Monty Python: Almost The Truth ($25). This "Lawyer's Cut" of the six-hour IFC documentary follows the troupe from its early beginnings through modern times, with plenty of interviews with the... [More]

Prepare for Windows 7 with the Dell Multi-Touch Monitor ($470). This 21.5-inch Full HD panel is fully compatible with the multi-touch features of Win 7, and also features a two megapixel integrated webcam, USB, HDMI, audio, VGA, and DVI inputs, audio output, and a stylish integrated stand. Just remember to lower your arms every once in a while, lest you... [More]

Even the most sedentary and careful get the occasional nick or cut, so why not make the most of it with these Moustache Bandages ($7). Made from a mix of vinyl and latex, this tin of 25 bandages features a moustache graphic atop each and every one, making for some awesome wound dressings.... [More]

Take a trip to bourbon utopia with the Maker's Mark Master Distiller Experience ($7,500). On this two-person VIP excursion, you'll get a tour of the Maker's distillery from Master Distiller Kevin Smith, participating in the whisky-making process at every step for a better understanding of how this magic juice is made. Also included is a two-bottle memento with your likeness... [More]

Like bacon with your pancakes? How about bacon in your pancakes? Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix ($14) offers exactly that, mixing tasty buttermilk pancake mix with Vosges Chocolates' delectable Mo Bacon Bar chips. Finally, a good reason to wake up early. [Thanks, Fernando]... [More]

Whether you're a photo journalist or a hobbyist with a passion — and budget — for the latest and greatest, the new Nikon D3s ($5,200) should be on your list. With an eye-popping maximum ISO of 102,400, this new 12.1 megapixel beast can shoot photos or 720p video in near-darkness, and also offers 9 fps full-frame shooting in bursts up... [More]

Not content getting your shave or haircut in your kitchen chair or over the bathroom sink? Get an authentic barber shop experience at home with the Collins Commander Barber Chair ($2,200). It features a gas cylinder-controlled reclined back with ball bearings, solid maple arms and footrest support with mahogany finish, a removable headrest, and an oversized polished chrome hydraulic base.... [More]

If the idea of Jack Black playing "the world's greatest roadie" who gets sent back in time to save an "ancient world of heavy metal" from destruction sounds silly, well, that's because it is. But don't let that stop you from enjoying Brutal Legend ($57). Despite its wacky premise, Legend impresses with a mix of classic hack and slash and... [More]

The perfect outfit for that Fall weekend at the Summer house by the sea or an early trip to the mountain lodge. Chop up some wood, make a fire, pour a nice bourbon and settle in with a great book or a fantasy football mag. Cardigan: Our Legacy ($140), Shirt: R by 45rpm ($260), Cap: Martin Margiela ($30), Bag: Billy... [More]

With a crazy futuristic design and a host of features, the iREV ($24,000; January 2010) is your new party barge. This Interactive Recreational Entertainment Vessel seats up to 10 people inside its circular decks, and features a central low smoke charcoal grill that can be swapped for a number of other centerpieces, an outboard electric 2-5 hp motor with 8-10... [More]

If you're a long-time Uncrate reader, you know that we were sold on this book by the title alone — but it's not exactly what you'd think. Instead of focusing solely on The Big Lebowski, Cathleen Falsani's The Dude Abides ($10) is an exploration intro to the existential questions raised by the entire Coen brothers catalogue, from Blood Simple to... [More]

There's something extra cool about furniture born of reused parts from airplanes, and the MotoArt 747 Cowling Bar ($TBA) is a prime example. Made from an authentic cowling that once covered the Pratt & Whitney jet engine of a Boeing 747, this unique bar features a half-inch tempered glass counter, mirror-polished aluminum braces, a hardwood bar counter, bottom shelves for... [More]

While it's a little hard to tell from the front, the new Apple iMac ($1,200 - $2,000) has changed a lot from its predecessor. Available with either a 21.5- or 27-inch 16:9, glass-covered LED backlit display, a fully aluminum back panel, 3.06GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processors standard with quad-core 2.66GHz Core i5 or 2.8GHz Core i7 processors as options,... [More]

It's about time. Apple finally updated its long-in-the-tooth non-aluminum laptop today with the release of the new MacBook ($1,000). Bringing it up to speed with its Pro counterparts, the new base-level MacBook features a polycarbonate unibody design with a non-skid bottom surface, an LED-backlit 13.3-inch display, a 2.26GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, NVIDIA 9400M graphics, Apple's latest built-in battery... [More]

Boasting one of the highest price tags of any item ever featured on Uncrate, the Excelsior Dawes Hovercraft ($65 million) is also one of the most hardcore. This 179-foot, military-grade hovercraft was designed for landing troops and transports on enemy shores, boasting two stabilized multiple rocket launchers, four portable air defense missile systems, enough room to hold three tanks and... [More]

Just in time for undeadliest of holidays comes The Horde T-Shirt ($18). This black American Apparel tee sports a terrific print of a single character wielding multiple weapons on the roof of a car as a horde (get it?) of zombies surround him. While it won't pass as a costume per se, it's certainly festive, and if you happen to... [More]

Drunkenness is next to godliness. The Search for God and Guinness: A Biography of the Beer that Changed the World ($17) tells the story of Arthur Guinness and the Guinness family, from the founding of the brewery and the first Guinness poured through to modern times, focusing on the family's faith and philanthropy. We recommend grabbing a pint before you... [More]

If your stockpile of Baconnaise is running low, add some Bacon Jam ($17) to your bacon shopping list. (Because by now you should have one list just for bacon items and one list for food.) Bacon Jam is pure spreadable heaven. Works great on burgers, texas toast, and any sandwich that needs some lovin'.... [More]

Put a championship-winning ride in your garage with the Suzuki QuadRacer R450 Limited Edition ($8,200). Recently ridden to the 2008 AMA Pro ATV Championship, the QuadRacer R450 packs a motocross-tested, fuel-injected 450cc four-stroke engine, a new piston oil cooling jet to keep the engine cool and performance at its maximum, a new aluminum rear sub-frame, a more streamlined fuel tank,... [More]

We've all wished for an eject button to remove ourselves from an office environment at one time or another, and MotoArt Ejection Chairs ($TBA) get you about as close to that dream as you're ever going to get. Made from authentic B-52 Stratofortress and F-4 Phantom Jet Fighter seats, these office chairs are made by technicians who strip the original... [More]

If you've been wanting an ultra-thin laptop but wouldn't dare pick up a computer with a screen smaller than 15 inches, feast your eyes on the Dell Latitude Z ($1,800 and up). Featuring a svelte body that's just 0.57 - 0.79" tall, the Z weighs in at just 4.5 lbs., and features a Intel Core 2 Duo processor running at... [More]

Created by the world's most experienced gin distiller and boasting 12 different botanicals, handcrafted Beefeater 24 ($30) might just be our new favorite gin. 24's proprietary blend includes hand-prepared grapefruit, almond, Japanese sencha and Chinese green teas, creating a balanced, nuanced sprit that is perfect for mixing, in martinis, or one the rocks by itself.... [More]

If you prefer your motorcycles to look like something out of a futuristic bikers from hell story, the 2010 Triumph Rocket III Roadster ($TBA) is for you. Available in all of one color — we'll let you guess which one — the Rocket III boasts the line's most powerful engine yet, a 2.3 liter three-cylinder beast good for 146 horsepower... [More]

Relive the glory days of Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and the rest of the crew with Jackass: The Lost Tapes ($13). Containing a mix of lost skits and unedited clips that were too extreme to air, The Lost Tapes is a must have for any Jackass fan, and also packs all of the show openers, credit montages, extra bonus footage, and... [More]

Read up on your undead history with The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks by Max Brooks ($10). Unlike Brooks' prior Zombie Survival Guide, Recorded Attacks takes a look back to study past zombie attacks throughout history. In addition to the hilarious text, the book features outstanding illustrations by Ibraim Roberson that help bring each story to life.... [More]

Featuring a more rigid silhouette than the average pair of Docs, the Dr. Martens Weston Boot ($130) is a more upscale version of the well-known boot. The Weston features a leather upper with a subtly polished finish, a bright, noticeable yellow welt trim, the classic Martens rubber sole, and McMartens Tartan inner lining.... [More]

Don't let the name fool you — the Missisipi Distiller ($200) isn't some shoddy backwoods attempt to make money by selling moonshine machines, but rather a way to extract fragrant oils for use in colognes and perfumes (riiight). Made by the Missisipi Destil Co., this contraption uses a series of tubes, an oil lamp, and a water-filled condensing pot to... [More]

If you need a cooler that can withstand damn near anything — including a run-in with a wild grizzly bear — look no farther. Yeti Coolers ($160-$1,100) are made using the same rotational-molding method used to make whitewater kayaks, and feature unbreakable hinges, ATV-tested rubber T latches, handles made from marine-grade nylon with a ribbed rubber grip, screw-in, gasketed, leak-proof... [More]

Add a little spark to your formal attire with these Vintage Lighter Cufflinks ($40). Made from working vintage lighters once found in gumball machines roughly 50 years ago, these handmade cufflinks feature a bullet back closure, integrated flame covers, and screw bottoms for refilling. Just remember to take them off before firing up, lest you burn up a perfectly good... [More]

If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and works for prying open doors or windows, cutting, bashing out windows, lifting nails and hinge... [More]

With a race course heritage and catwalk-worthy looks, the new Ducati Hypermotard 796 ($TBA) is the perfect mix of performance and urban utility. It features an all-new Ducati 796 engine good for 81hp and incredible fuel mileage, an APTC "wet" clutch offering a slipper action to prevent rear-end destabilization during agressive down-shifting — perfect for stop-and-start driving — and either... [More]

Need to transport all your friends to the game, but also need to bring along your tailgating arsenal? Look into the Freedom Grill FG-900 ($9,900). Built to attach to the back of any vehicle with a standard 1 7/8" ball, this D.O.T.-approved trailer features a high-grade commercial-grade gas barbecue with six burners, 304 stainless steel construction, dual insulated storage compartments... [More]

Keep your drunks houseguests amused with the Tavern Puzzle Collection ($100). This set of four classic games — the basic Bottoms Up, intermediate Clef Hanger, difficult U-Turn, and "complex" Long Island Catch — is made from 6mm steel, including some wooden beads, with the goal of each to remove the metal ring from inside the puzzle. Includes a 4-hook perch... [More]

For as long as we can remember, we've wanted a vintage Mercedes Benz 300SL parked in the Uncrate garage, so when we see its iconic gullwing doors appear on a new MB model, we just have to tell you about it. Luckily, the 2010 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG ($TBA) isn't any old Benz. Packing a front/mid-mounted 6.3-liter AMG V8 good for... [More]

Kettle bells are great for a variety of strength training exercises, but not all require the same weight. So instead of spending a small fortune on a whole set, just pick up a PowerBell ($200-$250). This ingenious training device uses a set of weight plates that can be easily removed and reconfigured to create the ideal weight for your current... [More]

It's been a while since we've seen a pocket-worthy phone come from Moto, but it's been ever longer since it released a phone running Android. The Motorola CLIQ ($TBA; Fall 2009) is actually Moto's first Android device, and it's off to a strong start with a proprietary interface skin called MOTOBLUR that brings all your social networks, contacts, and important... [More]

Whether you're kicking up a dish like chili, salsa or eggs, want to mix a bloody mary that will have you asking for a glass of water to help it go down, or simply want to torture your friends, family, and companions, Blair's Death Hot Sauce ($13/4-pack) has you covered. Proclaimed hottest sauce in the world by none other than... [More]

If you're a business during the day, rock n' roll at night type, the Rock On, Rock Off T-Shirt ($18) was made just for you. Featuring a simple print of a Bic-style lighter, this shirt is an innocuous white during the day, but busts loose with a glow-in-the-dark, rock fisting flame at night. Rock on.... [More]

If you've grown tired of the average American sportster or chopper, check out Wrench Monkees Custom Motorcycles ($20,500 and up). Custom-built in Copenhagen, Denmark, these unique bikes feature a streamlined yet rugged aesthetic that's unlike anything we've seen before, often made using rebuilt engines and a mix of off-the-shelf and custom parts to give them an excellent ride while maintaining... [More]

We love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the... [More]

If you thought British-based Muse was just another hard rock band, think again. The Resistance by Muse ($10/Amazon, $12/iTunes LP) is the band's fifth studio album, and it doesn't disappoint. Part Queen, part rock opera, part symphony — no joking: the last three songs on the album make up the three parts of "Exogenesis" — this is as ambitious an... [More]

Cook up crisp, tasty chicken fingers, onion rings, french fries, and other bad-for-you-but-so-good treats with the Krups High Performance Deep Fryer ($400). This high capacity fryer offers dual control dials for setting the timer and temperature, with an LED to let you know when it's ready for you to drop the basket, a cool-touch, fog-proof glass lid that lets you... [More]

Whether you're training for a sport or simply getting in shape, Lineaus Medicine Balls ($260-$4,800) can help you on your way. Available in standard, heavy, football, rugby, squat bar, and punching bag varieties, each Lineaus is custom-made and numbered, with velvety chrome tanned leather exteriors that will last a lifetime.... [More]

If you're going to be standing around, discussing international espionage on a regular basis, you're going to need a Globe Bar ($300-$2,045). Handcrafted in Italy, these spectacular den, office, or living area accents open on their equator to show a host of bar tools, accessories, and spirits hidden inside.... [More]

Got something to hide? Grab yourself a Hollow Book Safe ($20-$34). Available with cutouts for money, flasks, a pistol, or even optical media, each book is hand-carved out of a different innocuous tome — so no matter whether you're hiding cash, drugs, or discs of information on the Matrix, you can rest easy that your stash is safe inside.... [More]

Forget smashed fingers and the lovely sight of a near-decapitated mouse in the morning — ditch your traditional traps for the Victor Mousetrap ($130). Preferred by exterminators for its unmatched dependability, the Victor uses peanut butter or bacon bits to lure the rodent into the trap, where three electrically charged plates sense its presence and kill it instantly. Once the... [More]

Stay warm and stylish all the way through football season in the Woolrich Tailgating Jacket ($190). Modeled after the company's Classic Wool Field Coat, the Tailgating Jacket keeps the original's plaid design while offering a wool-blend shell, heavy-duty cotton twill lining, a concealed front zipper, a rounded collar with a button tab for wearing it up when it gets really... [More]

Add a touch of old-world flair to your workspace with the Flatiron Desk ($1,300). Filled with 20th-century industrial design elements, the Flatiron features a handcrafted, unfinished, solid reclaimed elm top crafted from antique doors, a welded and riveted solid steel frame — all the better for holding those dual monitors — and caster wheels on all four legs for easy... [More]

Bring home one of America's funniest comedians for a private performance with My Weakness Is Strong by Patton Oswalt ($11). The combo pack includes both a DVD and CD of his standup special, which takes a hilarious look at America's favorite vices. Directed by Jason Woliner and clocking in at just over an hour, it's a sure bet for a... [More]

What do you get when you rip the top off a blazing-fast Pininfarina-designed sedan? The Maserati GranCabrio ($TBA), that's what. Powered by a 4.7L 433hp V8, the two-door GranCabrio is the Trident's first four-seater convertible, featuring a cloth top to reduce weight and save space, a ZF six-speed automatic transmission, and sexy styling that will have your neighbor's Z4 weeping... [More]

Whether it's a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that's left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a shelf life of more than ten years, or way longer than you'll be able to hold off on eating it.... [More]

Ever wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying? Now you can, with the Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler ($120). Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the Jägermeister Tap Machine to... [More]

If Leopard was all about new features, Mac OS X Snow Leopard ($29; August 28) is all about speed. Leaving most of Leopard's UI features in place, Snow Leopard boasts tons of under-the-hood improvements, including faster, more stable, 64-bit versions of Finder, Mail, iCal, iChat, and Safari, the all new QuickTime X, a footprint that takes up 7GB (!) less... [More]

With gull-wing doors that recall the classic Mercedes-Benz 300SL and a beefy V8 engine, the AC Cobra MkVI ($TBA) is a fine new ride. It features a retro design, a 6.2L Corvette engine good for between 437 and 647hp, Porsche brakes, a removable hardtop, racing suspension, and, with a curb weight of just 2,260 lbs, a 0-60 time in the... [More]

A Man, a Can, a Plan: 50 Great Guy Meals Even You Can Make ($11) is a real cookbook for real guys. Presented by Men's Health magazine, the easy-to-follow cookbook features recipes for 50 quick, simple, inexpensive, and mostly healthy meals that can be made from canned, boxed or readily available foods. David Joachim, the award-winning cookbook author behind the... [More]

Now this is what we call an upgrade. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies ($10) includes the original text of Jane Austen's novel, spiced up with new portions featuring viloent, flesh-hungry zombie hordes. To compliment the new gore, the updated book also has 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock, the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice. [Thanks, Dan]... [More]

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic,... [More]

Bat Cave, Man Cave — whatever you want to call it, this unique Missouri Cave Home ($300,000) is a superhero-worthy hangout. Boasting over 17,000 sq ft of space, this cavernous house is fully livable, with three bedrooms, a 400 sq ft kitchen, three groundwater springs, 2.8 acres of land, and a legendary stage — yes, stage — where bands such... [More]

Show off your love of both Star Wars and eco-conscious lighting with the LightSaver T-Shirt ($15). Printed with Plastisol and glow-in-the-dark ink on a super-soft Asphalt American Apparel tee, this simple shirt features a light saber with a curiously fluorescent looking bulb plugged into the end.... [More]

Beer and gaming go together like Mario and Luigi, and the Arkeg ($4,000) offers up plenty of both. This arcade game-styled machine features a fully functioning kegerator in its belly, with room for a 5 gallon keg kept cool by a solid-state thermoelectric cooling system. In addition, it sports a gaming-ready PC, pre-loaded with 69 games such as Asteroids, Mortal... [More]

Go inside the world of history's most notorious, powerful, and secret organizations with Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies ($11). From well-known groups like the Skulls, Illuminati, and Freemasons to little-known clubs like Oulipo, a group of literary intellectuals who devised unique formulas for creating written masterpieces, this 384-page investigation looks at everything through an entertaining, inquisitive eye, making a read... [More]

A modern American-made supercar? It's about damn time. The 2010 Devon GTX ($500,000) takes aim at the Lambos and Ferraris of the world with striking looks, an 8.4-L V10 putting out 650hp, a six-speed manual transmission, a steel structure and carbon fiber body, 18-inch front and 19-inch rear wheels, large StopTech brakes, a McIntosh Audio System, center front air intake,... [More]

Get a deeper glimpse into the psyche of Iron Mike than ever before in Tyson ($20 DVD; $27 Blu-ray). Directed by Tyson's decade-old friend James Toback, this riveting documentary follows Tyson from his troubled childhood in Brooklyn through his rise up the heavyweight ranks, to his downward spiral of failed marriage, a rape conviction, and bizarre comeback bouts. Now in... [More]

Been holding off on buying Sony's latest gaming console, or just looking for a solid, network-capable Blu-ray player? Say hello to the PS3 Slim ($300; September 2009). As the name suggests, the revised console takes up 32 percent less space and uses 34 percent less power than its comparatively gargantuan predecessor, while still offering HDMI and optical digital audio output,... [More]

If you were ever wondering what it is that fans of The Big Lebowski — like ourselves — find so damn interesting, grab yourself a copy of The Achievers ($20). Directed by Eddie Chung, this feature-length documentary goes inside the world of hardcore Lebowski fans to get to the bottom of it all, with interviews of fans including My Morning... [More]

Looking for some backyard adventures to close out your summer? Grab yourself a copy of Absinthe & Flamethrowers: Projects and Ruminations on the Art of Living Dangerously ($12), and get to work. Featuring everything from instructions on how to make your own black powder, flamethrower, rockets — even absinthe — it also give you tips on eating dangerously, cigarette smoking,... [More]

If they have to make another Star Wars movie, we hope they base it on this. Star Wars: Death Troopers by Joe Schreiber ($16; October 13) eschews the Jedi heroics the series is known for, instead inserting another great class of beings: zombies. After an Imperial prison barge breaks down, a team is sent to an abandoned Star Destroyer to... [More]

We'd like to think that if Doc Holliday were a modern martini-drinking gambler, he'd prefer 44 Degrees North Mountain Huckleberry Vodka ($30). Distilled from Idaho potatoes, blended with water from the Rocky Mountains, and steeped in locally-sourced wild huckleberries for ten days, 44 Degrees North's Huckleberry Vodka features a rich, natural berry flavor with a 35% alcohol kick.... [More]

Enjoy the remainder of the summer relaxing in a Hammock Bliss Triple ($75). Billed as the world's largest portable hammock, the Triple is over eight feet wide and nearly ten feet long, perfect for couples, and is made from quick drying, breathable parachute nylon with sides of 770lb test climbing rope, and weighs only 26 oz. when packed into the... [More]

Ever wonder where root beer came from? Well, it used to be root tea, an alcoholic drink the settlers picked up from the Native Americans — but prohibition ended all of that, so it was drained of its alcohol and rechristened "root beer." Now you can get a taste of the original, organic, and very alcoholic tea with Root ($39).... [More]

Spice up your next hors d'oeuvre selection, bloody mary, or afternoon snack with Mean Beans ($11). These spicy bits of veggie goodness are traditional green beans that are pickled with fresh dill and a solid dose of cayenne for extra heat, creating a fresh, exciting item that is great by itself or in a number of other dishes and libations.... [More]

If you're ready to take your celebratory boozing to the next level, Gran Patrón Burdeos Tequila ($740) is just the stuff. Distilled from the finest blue agave, this ultra-premium dark tequila is matured in a blend of American and French oak barrels and aged for a minimum of 12 months. It's then distilled again in vintage Bordeaux barrels from France.... [More]

Space age materials and technology meet mid-century design in the Rizk Auto RA ($180,000). Based loosely on the 1957 Aston Martin DBR2, the RA sports a striking, classic body made from aircraft-spec carbon composites, a full carbon chassis, adapted Aeron chairs for seats, height adjustable steering, reach adjustable Tilton pedals, a choice of 6- or 12-cylinder Jaguar E-Type engines or... [More]

It's hard to believe that 15 years have passed since we first saw the glory that is the Spike Jonze-directed video for "Sabotage" — but it's true. In celebration, pick up a copy of Ill Communication Remastered by Beastie Boys ($15), a freshly restored copy of the 1994 classic that featured the aforementioned "Sabotage," "Sure Shot," "Get It Together," and... [More]

Get ready for football season with the Margaritaville Portable Tailgate Grill ($400). Designed to ride outside your SUV, pickup, or RV, this roadworthy roaster features a 20,000 BTU propane grill with 352-square-inch cooking space, a removable grill head with built-in legs, foldout side tables, and integrated handles, and a unique mounting system that attaches to any vehicle with a standard... [More]

Didn't get enough of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons' iconic classic, interpreted for film by 300 director Zack Snyder, in the theaters? Watchmen - Director's Cut ($21; $15 iTunes) provides you with another 25 minutes of dark, violent, glowing-blue-penis comic book action, along with a host of extras, including BD-Live features, several featurettes, a digital copy version to play on... [More]

Looking for something to sate your appetite for all things Jedi while waiting for the Star Wars TV series to air in... well, whenever the hell they get it ready? Then grab yourself another collection of stop-motion hilarity in Robot Chicken: Star Wars - Episode II ($13). Like Episode I before it, this new release is filled with Force-related gags... [More]

Need to have every movie you own ready to watch with nothing more than a press of a button? Whether they're on Blu-ray or plain ol' DVD, the Sony 400-Disc Blu-ray MegaChanger ($1,900; August 2009) has you covered. Along with normal CD playback, the MegaChanger features full HD 1080/60p and 24p True Cinema output capability, 7.1 channel analog audio output,... [More]

Love your facial hair, or just like to marvel at the growth of others? Then check out Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them ($9). A veritable 'stache celebration, this 208-page paperback looks at fifty of the most famous upper lip coverings in history, as well as the bravado and balls of the men who sported... [More]

Found at theme parks, state fairs, and arcades, this authentic Water Blast Arcade Game ($11,000) is guaranteed to liven up the atmosphere in your party room or office. It features rapid water-shooting guns, flashing lights, lighted marquee, and arcade sounds, all to be enjoyed while aiming your stream at the bulls-eye while watching your accuracy meter — shown in lights... [More]

Looking for more excitement than the local lake or fishing hole has to offer? Head up to Nimmo Bay. Located northwest of Vancouver in picturesque British Columbia, Canada, this resort/adventure destination offers world-class lodging and cuisine, along with a wide variety of outdoor activities, including heli-fishing , white-water rafting, and helicopter tours. Perfect for a rustic romantic getaway or manly... [More]

Supposedly brewed in a tub until the owners shot a hole in the side, Tub Gin ($33) comes with an interesting backstory that belies its refined taste. Infused with several different kinds of hand-picked Colorado Juniper berries, Tub also offers notes of coriander, citrus peel, oris root, and other botanicals, and is craft-distilled in small batches to best capture the... [More]

Turn your PC or Mac into a concert hall-worthy Hi Fi with the Neuhaus T-2 Amplifier ($800). Connecting to your computer via USB, the T-2 takes the digital audio stream and uses its custom DAC to convert the sound to analog, then amplifies it using vacuum tubes, providing a warm, powerful sound that's closer to the original recording than you'll... [More]

Keep your arsenal of firearms safe, secure, and ready for a midnight invasion with the BedBunker ($2,200-$4,000). Boasting a powder-coated 10 gauge steel body, quarter-inch doors, a heavy-duty fire resistant sealing system, and high-security Mul-T-Locks, the BedBunker replaces your typical box springs, fitting into most normal bed frames with threaded legs for easy adjustments, and holds as many as 32... [More]

We're sad to see the Ferrari F430 go, but at least its replacement is a step up — in nearly every way. Set to make its debut at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the Ferrari 458 Italia ($TBA) sports a new direct-injected, mid-rear mounted 4.5-liter V8 good for 570hp, a 0-62 time of 3.4 seconds, and a top speed of 202... [More]

Before you watch the remake on August 21, settle down with the 1977 cult classic for a bit of perspective. Inglorious Bastards ($23) is making its first appearance on Blu-ray, completely restored in high-definition. Starring Bo Svenson and Fred 'The Hammer' Williamson, and directed by Enzo Castellari, this badass war movie follows a gang of condemned criminals who escape an... [More]

Just because you're roughing it doesn't mean your dinners have to be lacking. Offering cast-iron performance without the back-breaking weight, the GSI Outdoor Dutch Oven ($110) will help you cook a campfire feast. Made from cast aluminum, the 12-inch, 5-quart GSI offers non-stick like performance with no need to season, excellent heat transfer and distribution, a tight-fitting lid, and sturdy... [More]

Nothing like an argument over beer pong rules to drag down a party atmosphere, so settle your disputes with authority using The Book of Beer Pong: The Official Guide to the Sport of Champions ($12). This 160-page hardcover features information on everything from basic pong etiquette and ball grips to expert techniques and tournament hosting tips.... [More]

Soar through the air and navigate the seas aboard the Antilles Seaplanes G-21 Super Goose ($TBA). A remake of the legendary Grumman Goose that ferried the likes of Hemingway and MacArthur in a long-ago era, the new Super Goose was built using the original Goose's FAA type certificates, engineer's drawings and blueprints, melding classic construction with modern technologies. Whether you're... [More]

The world's best semi-pro digital SLR just got better. The Nikon D300s ($1,800; late August 2009) takes Nikon's two-year old D300 and gives it a modest upgrade, adding features like the improved 12.3-megapixel sensor from the D90, automatic Active D-Lighting, one-touch Live View, 24fps, 720p D-Movie recording with Autofocus, 7 fps shooting (8 with battery grip), and a stereo microphone... [More]

What if Chewbacca wasn't Han Solo's right-hand man aboard the Millennium Falcon, but was instead your local paperboy? Well, the world would be a lot like what's depicted on the Chewbika T-Shirt ($24). Featuring a brownish print of everyone's favorite biking wookie atop a lighter-brown shirt, it's sure to draw more than a few comments on your route.... [More]

Forget trying to figure out which paint to use for your next project — just pick up a can of Rust-Oleum Universal Spray Paint ($10) and go. The first and only all-surface spray paint, Universal features a new paint formula that adheres to any interior or exterior surface, including wood, metal, plastic, concrete and more, expands and contracts with changing... [More]

Rustic looks meet complete utility in the Markham Console Bar ($1,400). Inspired by an antique workbench, this home bar is built from pine and pine veneer, and features saw mark, groove, and peg hole details, a recessed trough in the rear for securing bottles, a lower gallery shelf, a hidden drawer for holding bar tools, a cast iron bottle opener... [More]

Your average pool table isn't going to intimidate an opponent, but the Predator Pool Table ($43,000) is anything but average. With striking, agressive looks, the Predator features an 8-foot table, an aluminum and maple vaneer frame with stainless steel cable sets, multi-bladed sabre pockets, polished glass rails, black speed felt surface, and integrated ball return.... [More]

Combining volleyball, basketball, and intense jumping, the Spaceball Trampoline ($700) is one crazy game. In Spaceball, players jump around in individual areas — both floor and walls — of a trampoline, and try to throw the ball past their opponent through a netted tunnel to the other side, all while bouncing up and down. Lauded by former astronaut Scott Carpenter... [More]

Beer, bowling, and rock n' roll. You'll find all that and more at the newly-opened Brooklyn Bowl. Located at 61 Wythe Ave. in Brooklyn, NY, this ultimate hang out spot sports a 16-lane bowling alley, a 600-capacity performance venue for concerts, and niceties like a custom-designed JBL Vertec sound system, a nine-screen high-definition digital video projection system overtop the lanes, cushy black... [More]

Humans have been battling each other with swords, sticks, lightsabers, and other long staff-like things for pretty much as long as they've been around, but we rarely get a chance to practice this ancient art in the modern age of computers, cars, and strip clubs. Which is why the Cardboard Tube Fighting League is so great. The rules are simple:... [More]

Whether you're skiing, hiking, climbing, biking, running, or just relaxing, Darn Tough Socks ($15-$25) keep your feet comfortable, dry, and itch-free. Made using high-quality raw material like custom count Merino Wool and an exclusive blend of Coolmax, these socks are built using high-density knitting techniques, perfected over three generations of sock makers.... [More]

Treat your palate to a rare treat in the form of a glass of Glenfiddich 31 Year Scotch Whisky ($490). Aged 31 years in European oak, the typically fruity notes of Glenfiddich disappear into a more mature mix of dried fruits, spicy sherry, and oak flavors in this Vintage Reserve bottling, giving you — and your tongue — a complex,... [More]

If you're serious — and we mean serious — about your grilling, check out the Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill ($14,700). Packing a liquid propane system that cooks with charcoal, wood, and gas using interchangeable grilling drawers, this puppy packs 144,000 total BTUs of cooking power, along with an infrared rotisserie cradle system, a wok-ready side burner, an 864 square inch primary... [More]

If you missed its one-night-only showing in April, you owe it to yourself to grab Beer Wars ($20) on DVD. This feature-length independent documentary goes behind the scenes of the U.S. beer industry, revealing the struggles of independent brewers and their battles against the corporate beer giants. Director and producer Anat Baron comes through with one of the most interesting... [More]

Weighing at just three ounces, the Titanium Round Flask ($115) is ready to help you smuggle carry your favorite liquor into your next ball game, camping trip, or family function. Made from titanium, the flask holds twice its weight in liquid, and won't transfer a metallic taste to your beverage. Plus, it comes with its own carrying case and funnel,... [More]

If you love industrial-inspired furniture and fixtures, you'll find the Etsy KOZO3 Designer Desk Lamp ($230) doesn't disappoint. With raw, galvanized iron tubing and a little rust at the joints, this handmade lamp provides illumination with an efficient 20-watt halogen bulb. Just tap the custom-designed on/off switch to provide light at home or in the office, adding a distinctive touch... [More]

Give your BeerTender new life with the Newcastle DraughtKeg ($23). Like a portable English pub, the pressurized mini-keg serves up 10 pints of draught beer, and will stay fresh for 30 days with on-tap tastiness, just like the Heineken version. The Newcastle DraughtKeg will launch in select markets next month.... [More]

Now we're talking. The Meatball Grill Basket ($50) helps you grill up 12 tasty, perfectly cooked meatballs. The perforated stainless-steel basket drains excess fat to make you feel a little better about eating all 12 meatballs. [Thanks, Paul]... [More]

When you need room for little more than just you and some brew, pack up the Trout Unlimited Colorado Pontoon Boat ($500) and head out onto the lake. Built on a powder-coated steel tube frame, the watercraft sports two inflatable 9-ft pontoons, a 400-lb capacity, and around 20 pockets for gear. The packable boat also boasts a 3-position seat, 7-ft... [More]

Carry groceries, goodies, or drunken buddies on the Madsen Bucket Cargo Bike ($1300). This 8-speed hauler features SRAM X5 trigger shifters, Promax disc brakes, a hi-ten steel frame, a 40-gallon rigid plastic cargo container, and a removable bench seat and two seatbelts. Ditch the car, keep the trunk. [Thanks, Gaige]... [More]

It's no coincidence that Gerber's Kick Axe ($90) sounds a little like kick ass. Because that's exactly what it'll do on your next camping trip. This lightweight, folding axe features a Metal Bodied frame with hardcore Black Oxide coating, and folds up like a knife for easy and safe carrying and storage.... [More]

Instant BBQ. The EZ Grill, available in regular size ($5; 1.81 lbs) and party size ($10; 3.31 lbs), is a portable, disposable grill that lights with one match and cooks for up to 1 ½ hours. The 100% recyclable portable grill comes complete with foil pan, grill grate, stand and 100% natural charcoal. Keep one in your car for impromptu... [More]

Blacked-out from fender to fender, the 2009 Harley-Davidson Iron 883 ($7,900) is an affordable, no-frills chopper that's begging to be customized. The latest Harley Dark Custom motocycle, the Iron 883 offers plenty of old-school, anti-plastic style, including front fork gaiters, a drag-style handlebar, side-mount license plate holder, a chopped rear fender, a straight cut shorty dual exhaust, and 13-spoke cast... [More]

Not all messenger bags are for business. The Timbuk2 Dolores Chiller ($110) is a portable cooler disguised as a messenger, offering a fully insulated interior, a metal bottle opener on the strap, durable ballistic nylon construction, waterproof TPU lining, and enough capacity for at least 12 cans of suds. [via]... [More]

Start your recovery morning off right with Demitri's Bloody Mary Seasoning ($33). This three-pack of award-winning mixes includes classic, chilies and peppers, and extra horseradish varieties, to which you only need to add vodka and tomato juice. Great for an afternoon pick-me-up for a relaxing day, or for helping wash down the shame of a hard night.... [More]

Morgan is a family-owned company that's been manufacturing motor vehicles for 100 years. To celebrate, they've just announced the Aero SuperSports ($187,000), a luxurious roadster with graceful elements that merge past and future. The aluminum chassis exceeds crash protection standards for safety, and has detachable roof panels for experiencing the world around you as you drive. Inside, hand-stitched leather meets... [More]

Business cards are all about making a strong initial statement, and few things make an impression like the combination of lasers and meat. Meat Cards ($TBA) are 100% beef jerky cards, carrying contact info or other messages that have been seared in with a 150 Watt CO2 laser. Effective and tasty.... [More]

Get the classic, Depp-like, 60-year-ago look with the Oliver Peoples Emerson Eyeglasses ($315). Hand-crafted in lightweight plastic, the frames feature pin-detailing and a vintage keyhole bridge, and come in six different colors.... [More]

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo in style with Jose Cuervo Especial Silver ($18). This premium silver tequila was blended with smoothness in mind, is bottled directly after distillation, and contains light Agave notes and a smooth, clean finish, without the harsh bite of your normal tequila shot. Pick up a bottle on your way home and have a couple shots for... [More]

Spacemen plus tentacles equals greatness. The Ode to Joy T-Shirt ($20) features a wonderful illustration of a spaceship being attacked by an unknown tentacled creature, with a noble spaceman fighting it off with some sort of laser-shooting staff. With an all-over print, screened onto a soft silver tee, it's a sure thing.... [More]

Now that's what we're talking about. The just-unveiled Mission One Motorcycle ($69,000) is the world's fastest production electric sportbike. Designed by Yves Béhar, the Mission One is a zero emissions vehicle that has obviously brilliant styling. It's got a top speed of 150 MPH and an estimated range of 150 miles thanks to a proprietary high energy lithium ion battery... [More]

Keep your skin in check and yourself smelling good with the Portland General Store Men's Collection ($5-$25). Handmade in Maine using natural, high-quality ingredients, the lineup includes items such as shaving jelly, lotion, soap, aftershave, and cologne, available in a variety of ultra-manly scents like wood, whiskey, and tweed, packaged with incredibly awesome old-fashioned labels that will look great in... [More]

Get ready for J.J. Abrams' wondrous reboot with the hi-deffy Star Trek: Original Motion Picture Collection ($80). This box set includes six films — Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, and Star Trek VI: The... [More]

Keep your drinks chilled the (kinda) natural way with Cowhide Koozies ($15). These collapsable drink holders are made from high-quality neoprene, with rustic, authentic hides stitched to the outside, creating a cooling chamber that will keep a beer at 40 degrees or below for up to 35 minutes, or way longer than should be necessary. [Thanks, Manny]... [More]

Keep your beer colder, longer with the Polar Pitcher ($20). Made from polycarbonate with a steel center ice chamber, you simply fill the bottom-opening chamber up with ice, pour in 60oz. of your beverage, and enjoy.... [More]

When is an axe more than an axe? When it's a work of art. Best Made Axes ($200-$550) achieve this status by being hand forged and tempered by one of America's oldest axe companies, and then paired to handles made of 30-inch American hardwood, which are then hand painted and polished. For added collectibility, pair one with a custom made,... [More]

Originally designed for the U.S. military Elite Special Forces, the Oakley S.I. Assault Boot ($185) is built so well it's still in use in 2018. As worn by John Conner in Terminator Salvation, the lightweight, athletically-inspired boot features Resistance-approved niceties including prime urethane shock absorption, a moisture-wicking/Skynet-pissing liner, and a vulcanized rubber sole for wet/dry traction and silent movement. With... [More]

Distilled, matured, and bottled in Scotland, Sheep Dip Scotch ($40) is more than just an odd name. This 8-year-old malt whisky features a smooth, rich flavor, and an amazingly angry sheep on the label. Says Uncrate reader Adam, "I'm no expert, but it's a bit smoother for me than the Yamazaki, more on par with JW black, but even has... [More]

Wear a helmet as badass as the expert trails. The Giro Remedy ($60-$270) is a full-face mountain bike helmet that'll save your grill during your monthly muddy face plant. The helmet is available in two models — the Giro Remedy CF has a carbon-composite shell, while the standard Giro Remedy sports a fiberglass shell — and comes in a ton... [More]

Somewhere between a tent and a sleeping bag, the Outdoor Research Advanced Bivy ($300) is a compact shelter system designed for one. The Bivy features a breathable and waterproof Gore-Tex Respiration Positive fabric, a dual-pole system can be used for increased ventilation and interior space, and a Hydroseal coated waterproof nylon floor. A zippered foot section vent improves airflow after... [More]

Whether you've got a pond, lake, or just a really big pool, get the most out of this summer with Rave Sports Aqua Jump Water Park ($2,100-$5,300). This floating fun center features a 15-, 20-, or 25-foot central trampoline, a water launch, a "log challenge" extension, and a water slide. All you need now is a floating bar and place... [More]

The John Deere M-Gator A1 ($TBD) is a combat-proven military utility vehicle that you can now put to use in your backyard. Powered by an 854cc Tier II Yanmar diesel engine, the 6x4 A1 navigates the toughest terrain and features a keyless ignition, dual radiator cooling system, and ample cargo room (1650 lbs total payload capacity) in the front and... [More]

Get off the couch and give your thumbs a rest. Tony Hawk: Ride ($120) is a new video game starring the godfather of grinds that utilizes a new hands-free skateboard-like controller. The hoverboard-esque controller packs in accelerometers and motion sensors that get you physically involved in the game, letting you skate around, propel yourself, and trick out just as you... [More]

Forget spending big money on faded, tailored jeans — just make them yourself with Levi's 501 Original Shrink-to-Fit Jeans ($50). Made to shrink roughly 10%, the straight leg, original fit jeans are made from rigid dark denim that you can keep that way by washing as little as possible, or wash like crazy to fade. Just remember to order larger... [More]

Give your dad a Father's Day gift you both can enjoy by bringing home a bottle of Custom Engraved Johnnie Walker Blue Label ($275). Individually numbered, each 750ml or 1.5L bottle comes with the message of your choice in gold engraving right below the label. You can order your own bottle by calling 877-JW-BLUE-LABEL, but you might want to think... [More]

What's better on a hot summer day than a tall glass of ice cold sweet tea? This stuff, that's what. Jeremiah Weed Southern Style Sweet Tea Vodka ($20) is a 70-proof sweet tea flavored vodka brewed lovingly in southern Kentucky. Joining Jeremiah Weed's legendary bourbon liqueur, a favorite drink of the American fighter pilot, this is one tea that'll have... [More]

Walk on water without the help of supernatural abilities with the SportsStuff Nuclear Globe ($260). This six-foot ball allows you to move across the water as fast as you can go thanks to an outer surface featuring hundreds of inset cups to help you grip the surface of the water. Made from heavy-gauge PVC, the ball features two entrance/exit openings,... [More]

Cook your dogs, brats, sausages, kielbasa, and more on the Motorized Hot Dog Griller ($70). It features a built-in electric motor to rotate the foods and make sure they cook evenly without scorch marks or cold spots. It's like the rotisserie cooker at your local gas station, but without the foul cheeseburger dogs or threat of infection.... [More]

Sony's struggling handheld gets a much-needed shot in the arm with the new PSP Go ($TBA). Being officially introduced at E3 2009 this week, the slider-gamer sports a 3.8-inch display, 16GB of flash storage, Bluetooth, and a Memory Stick Micro slot. Gone is the UMD drive, making it about 40% lighter than the current PSP. The Go will also offer... [More]

Travel back to the days before Eddie Murphy became synonymous with crappy family comedies with Eddie Murphy: Delirious 25th Anniversary Edition ($27). This 70-minute stand-up comedy classic features a 22-year-old Murphy uncensored and uncut, railing on everything from the ice cream man to modern entertainment, and also includes a making of clip featuring Chris Rock, Katt Williams, Cedric the Entertainer,... [More]

Who hasn't wanted a sidecar motorcycle at one time in their life? Cruise the streets like a WWII gunner in the Ural T Sidecar Motorcycle ($10,000). Assembled in Russia with components from Brembo, Ducati Energia, Sachs, Herzog, Denso, Keihin and others, the bike is powered by a 750cc Boxer engine and has a 4-forward/1-reverse transmission. The military-esque beauty would sure... [More]

Cut down on your power bills and help out the planet at the same time with Sunforce Solar Charging ($285) & Wind Generator ($480) Kits. The 60 Watt solar kit is designed for RVs, cabins, 12-volt battery charging, and other off-grid types of power demands with its 7 Amp charge controller, 175-watt inverter, and LED charging indicator, while the 400... [More]

If you've got an unlimited budget for Father's Day, or just really want to make your Dad a happy man, give him a bottle of The Macallan Fine Oak 30 Years Old from The Macallan Masters of Photography Collection ($1,700). Each bottle features a unique Polaroid shot from fashion photographer Rankin, taken at The Macallan Estate. It comes in a... [More]

You know you're dealing with a dangerous toy when you see the words, "world's most powerful handheld laser." The Spyder II GX Laser ($1,700) is a military-grade handheld laser that's sort of a like a laser pointer, only much, much awesomer. Sporting a lightweight 6061-T6 aerospace aluminum shell and powered by a single 18650 high capacity lithium battery, the Spyder... [More]