Green beer day is coming up quick, so make sure you're prepared with the proper attire. St. Patrick's Day Killarney Green Khakis ($100) from Bonobos are a good choice, with a curved waist band for a better fit and less bunching, a medium rise and cut, contrast pockets, and silly banana print liner. As a bonus, the killarney green color... [More]

Looking to take video on the sly, or start your own underground version of COPS? The Nightvision Flashlight Camcorder ($150) can help. Sporting an eight LED array, it's a highly functional flashlight, but hides a two-megapixel still/VGA video camera in its face, which also happens to have an eight-foot nightvision range for even more covert recording. A five hour Li-ion... [More]

The result of a mad scientist's experiment involving a 911, a Prius, and the front end of a Ferrari F430, the Porsche 918 Spyder ($TBA) is a new plug-in hybrid concept borrowing bits of all three. A 500hp V8 mid-mounted motor is paired with two electric motors — one for each axle — giving the open two-seat 918 a total... [More]

Go green while upgrading your lousy pack-in earphones with ThinkSound Rain & Thunder Headphones ($75-$100). Both pairs of headphones feature wooden bodies sourced from renewable sources, and come in recycled, bleach-free packaging with a cotton carrying pouch that's sewn from renewable sources. Oh, and they sound good too, thanks to the Rain's 9mm drivers that offer exceptional clarity, or the... [More]

Take a full-size tripod with you everywhere with the ZipShot Tripod ($50). Weighing in at only 11 oz. and folding up to a manageable 15 inches, the ZipShot features a unique design that sees the 'pods spider like aluminum legs unfold to provide a stable, 44-inch tall platform for the metal ball-head. With a maximum weight load of 3 lbs.,... [More]

If you're planning on training up for Winter X Games 15, do yourself a favor and protect your face and respiratory tract with the ColdAvenger ($50-$60). This advanced cold weather mask employs a patent-pending ventilation design to mix inhaled cold air with exhaled warm air, keeping the temperature inside the mask up to 40º to 60ºF warmer than the outdoors,... [More]

It only took 75 years or so, but someone finally got around to doing a first-rate redesign of the classic Monopoly board. Monopoly Revolution ($35; Fall 2010) eschews the game's traditional square surface for a modern circular board, while retaining all the fun gameplay of the original. New features include updated "here and now" pricing, an electronic game pod that... [More]

There's nothing quite as annoying — or gross — as a clogged drain, which is why we're considering the PermaFlow Never-Clog Drain ($20) in the Uncrate HQ mens room. Made from clear ABS plastic and synthetic rubber, the Perma-Flow attaches easily to standard kitchen and bath drains, and features a unique, integrated drain-clearing wiper that helps you move clogs on... [More]

Skip the overexposed, Spencer's-style theater posters and pay tribute to one of the most unique minds in modern cinema with some Quentin Tarantino Tribute Posters ($90). Designed by Ibraheem Youssef, these 24 x 36 inch prints are limited to just 200 each, and feature fresh graphic representations of QT's most famous flicks, lovingly printed on 100lb, High Quality Fine Canson... [More]

You shouldn't have to buy an all-new setup just to wirelessly stream music from your phone or music player to your existing audio equipment, and with the Belkin Bluetooth Music Receiver ($50), you don't have to. This small black dongle includes 3.5mm to RCA and 3.5mm to 3.5mm cables to connect to nearly any piece of audio equipment, and uses... [More]

Spice up your holiday gatherings with (rī)1 Whiskey ($45-$50). Pronounced "rye one," this 92 proof rye whiskey from the makers of Jim Beam features a slightly spicy, peppery flavor when sipped straight, revealing more strongly its dried fruit and cinnamon notes when cut with water, and offering new opportunities for talented mixologists everywhere.... [More]

This installment of Garb comes courtesy of our friends at Need Supply. Sleek and sweater-y goodness combine for a layered look that's great for those late night Thursday dinners. Modern boat shoe-boot hybrid completes the look. Shirt ($92) by Shades of Greige. Coat by Spiewak ($195). Jeans by APC ($155). Sweater ($110) by Warriors of Radness. Boots ($145) by Sebago.... [More]

Meant to be savored and sipped at room temperature, Samuel Adams Utopias ($150) is only for the most daring of beer connoisseurs. The 2009 batch is the strongest yet, with a staggering 27% alcohol by volume rating (a standard beer is about 5%). The rich, dark, uncarbonated (and world's strongest) beer is brewed in small batches, blended, and aged in... [More]

Made from re-purposed WWII goods like duffel bags, field blankets, and backpacks, Temple WWII Bags ($250-$650) are a perfect way to add extra character to your daily routine. The line includes a variety of styles, including tote, laptop, duffle, and medicine bags, each made from authentic WWII gear, meaning each piece is unique. Sure, they're more expensive than your average... [More]

With classic looks and solid construction, the Worksman Bike ($700) is a no-nonsense ride you can depend upon for years to come. Once used to deliver Good Humor bars and handcrafted in New York since the late 1800s, this cruiser-style bicycle features a fully-lugged steel frame, front fork, and coaster brake, heavy-duty rims, upright handle bards, a rear cargo rack,... [More]

Cars like this usually stay at the concept stage indefinitely. But the Lexus LF-A ($375,000) will be built in 2010 and can be parked in your garage this time next year. Powered by a lightweight (aluminum alloy, magnesium alloy and titanium alloy) 4.8-liter V10 engine, this rear-drive, two-seat supercar pushes over 550 horsepower and a 0-60 time of 3.7 seconds... [More]

Stay warm with minimal bulk thanks to the Aether Space Hoodie ($300). Made from fine ripstop polyester with ultralight, ultrawarm PrimaLoft fill, the Space Hoodie features handwarmer pockets, a Riri zipper closure, interior channel quilting for a smooth outer surface, and a light, packable design that makes it great for cool days, but equally useful as a layer when it... [More]

Even the most sedentary and careful get the occasional nick or cut, so why not make the most of it with these Moustache Bandages ($7). Made from a mix of vinyl and latex, this tin of 25 bandages features a moustache graphic atop each and every one, making for some awesome wound dressings.... [More]

Whether you're sanding, carving, engraving, cutting, polishing, or cleaning, you're going to want the Dremel 4000 ($80-$150). As Dremel's new top-of-the-line model, the 4000 is the company's best rotary tool yet, sporting a variable speed range of 5,000 to 35,000 rotations per minute, compatibility with all Dremel accessories, new motor technology to provide more feel with less effort, electronic feedback... [More]

There's nothing more satisfying than decorating your abode with artwork or photos of your own creation, and CanvasPop ($49 and up) makes it easier than ever to do so. As the world's only large format printing company to work with images of any resolution, CanvasPop allows you to make gorgeous canvas prints of pretty much any image, even if they're... [More]

With a race course heritage and catwalk-worthy looks, the new Ducati Hypermotard 796 ($TBA) is the perfect mix of performance and urban utility. It features an all-new Ducati 796 engine good for 81hp and incredible fuel mileage, an APTC "wet" clutch offering a slipper action to prevent rear-end destabilization during agressive down-shifting — perfect for stop-and-start driving — and either... [More]

Most humans spend a third of our lives asleep, so why wouldn't you want to monitor and improve that time as much as the portion you spend awake? The Zeo Personal Sleep Coach ($400) can help you do just that. The system consists of a headband with a SoftWave sensor to accurately track your unique sleep patterns, and a bedside... [More]

Fight back against the chilly fall air with the Spiewak Martin Jacket ($140). Offering a slim, short fit, the Martin also features an upright collar, zip front, ribs on the sleeves and across the chest, reinforced elbows, a vertical zip pocket on the left chest, and a neutral khaki color that will look great with darn near any ensemble.... [More]

Get yourself a strap that's every bit as customized as your axe with Custom Guitar Straps ($60-$90). Made from 7-8 oz. thick high-quality leather overlaid with a printed matte layer and available in 2.5- or 3.5-inch varieties, each strap comes customized with your own original art — free templates are available from the site — either on the main strap... [More]

It's hard having Eames taste and K Mart income. We shed a tear every time we stroll through Design Within Reach because we know we don't have the dough to leave with something. Luckily, Target comes through every now and then with a piece that rivals any classic and is a much better match for our wallet. The Franklin Bench... [More]

Not all lamps have to be light-bulbs raised up by a base — take for instance the Block Lamp by Harri Koskinen ($98). The Block Lamp gives off ambient light by using a low-wattage bulb that is encased between two pieces of solid glass. It’s not just a lamp though — it’s a work of art, and is currently being... [More]

If you're looking for a warm, earthy addition to your decor, check out Mio's Capsule Light ($64 each). Made from two 100% wool shells, the pendent lamp diffuses light smoothly and is a fairly cheap way to bring some modern cred to your crib. It's lit by compact fluorescent light bulbs, can be installed by itself or in a group,... [More]

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as lampshades, that are connected along one axis, allowing you to position them individually to suit your lighting needs, mood, and... [More]

Forget bottles or boxes — for your next wine-fueled party, step up to a Red Truck Winery Mini-Barrel ($30). With classic vineyard looks, each 3L barrel holds four bottles of Red Truck's medium-bodied red blend, featuring flavors of chocolate, berries, and cherries, with a black pepper finish. [Thanks, Michael]... [More]

We're big fans of donning a hoodie when flying, and the Burton Sleeper Hoodie ($100) was made for exactly that. It features a dedicated pocket with a headphone cable port for your media player of choice, an internal passport and ticket pocket, mesh lining, and an integrated/removable inflatable neck pillow for those long cross-country flights.... [More]

Looking for a simple game to enjoy in the yard on a lazy summer day? Check out Ladder Golf ($60). Playable both indoors and out, the game has players tossing bolas from a distance of around 15 feet in an attempt to hang them on one of three horizontal bars, with the top worth three points and the bottom worth... [More]

Get legendary Klipsch sound in a package that would have looked just fine in your Dad's bachelor pad with Klipsch Heritage Speakers ($800-$4,000). Featuring the Klipschorn Floorstanding Speaker with 15-inch woofer, the Klipschorn-packing La Scala II Floorstanding model, and the complementary Cornwall III and Heresy III speakers, originally designed to serve as center channels for the larger, more robust Klipschorn... [More]

If Apple made a TV, it would probably look a lot like the LG SL90 LED TV ($TBA). Boasting a single edge-to-edge panel of glass over an ultra-slim bezel — sound familiar? — the SL90 also features TruMotion 120Hz for reduced motion blur, a Mark Levinson-tuned invisible speaker system, Clear Voice II technology to make sure you can hear the... [More]

Pimp your Weber grill with a Cast Iron Grate ($86). Designed in Germany, this long-lasting replacement for the standard grate heats up faster, gives off more even heat, creates near-perfect grill marks, boasts greater longevity, and offers modular convenience — allowing you to add a host of accessories, including a griddle/hotplate combo, a flat pizzastone, or even a seat for... [More]

Add some funk to your decor and stimulate your child's — inner or otherwise — imagination with Frames Wallpaper ($40). This unique wall covering features a wide variety of pre-printed black and white frames, which you can fill with artwork, family photos, or simply paint directly inside, turning each wall into a standalone work of art.... [More]

Whether you're carrying a few magazines, a design portfolio, various legal papers relating to your buddy's criminal case, or just a simple laptop, there's a lot to like in the Jack Spade Waxwear Flat Utility Bag ($425). Made from paraffin-soaked woven cotton, this waterproofed bag offers interior organizing pockets, an exterior zippered pocket, riveted chocolate bridle leather handles and trim,... [More]

Get some dapper footwear and sneaker comfort with the Generic Surplus Black Pointy Ox ($70). These black-on-black suede sneakers sport wingtip detailing and a vulcanized rubber midsole with a textured gum rubber sole.... [More]

Tired of your leather wallet disintegrating every 18 months? Get an Upcycled Seat Belt Wallet ($32). This tough wallet, made from a real seat belt, features eight card slots, an oversize cash section to fit all currencies, two spots for receipts/notes, and a Moleskine-like elastic closure.... [More]

If you missed its one-night-only showing in April, you owe it to yourself to grab Beer Wars ($20) on DVD. This feature-length independent documentary goes behind the scenes of the U.S. beer industry, revealing the struggles of independent brewers and their battles against the corporate beer giants. Director and producer Anat Baron comes through with one of the most interesting... [More]

If you're a laptop user looking for a clean, utilitarian desk (like us), feast your eyes on the BlueLounge StudioDesk ($600). This compact (47" x 27.5") workspace features an innovative storage compartment hidden by a sliding desktop surface, letting you hide all your cable clutter, with only a single cable running from the desk to the wall. Made from a... [More]

After a long, long break from music — and sobriety — Eminem has returned with Relapse ($10). The newly-clean Em gets back to basics on this album, eschewing the trendy samples of past releases with clean beats from Dr. Dre, while funneling his feelings from several years of heavy drug use into some of his best rhymes since Slim Shady.... [More]

Ever wonder why the concept of the Weeble, which wobbles but won't fall down, hasn't been applied to everyday life? Wonder no more. The Rocking Glass ($25/set of 4) is like a Weeble storage vessel for your booze, with a nice globe-like shape and curved bottom that allows the glass to rock without tipping over. If only they could do... [More]

The Celtics may or may not make it to face the Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals, but you can celebrate the club's rich history either way with the PF Flyers Bob Cousy All American ($60). A reissue of Cousy's 1956 sneakers, the low-cut All American features a canvas or washed canvas upper, a Posture Foundation insole that keeps body... [More]

Distilled, matured, and bottled in Scotland, Sheep Dip Scotch ($40) is more than just an odd name. This 8-year-old malt whisky features a smooth, rich flavor, and an amazingly angry sheep on the label. Says Uncrate reader Adam, "I'm no expert, but it's a bit smoother for me than the Yamazaki, more on par with JW black, but even has... [More]

The new Sigg Wide Mouth Bottles ($25) have the standard drink opening as well as a larger opening that makes it easier to clean or add ice cubes. Just unscrew the wide mouth for full access. The aluminum bottle is also ribbed for better grip and, like other Sigg's, is BPA-free and 100% recyclable.... [More]

Some of the best home cooked meals must be prepared using a cast-iron skillet. But it takes dozens of uses in order to season one, as the food you cook slowly ads its essence to the skillet, creating that famous, non-stick black coating. Seasoning a pan this way can take years... until now. Lodge Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Skillets ($10-$40) ship... [More]

If you aren't exactly Slash on Guitar Hero, maybe you'll be able to spin some virtual vinyl with DJ Hero ($TBA; Fall 09). Activision's newest music gaming experience will feature a new turntable controller and says DJ Hero will "transform players into DJs who rule the club scene by creating original mixes of popular songs and music from the world's... [More]

Whether you're sanding, scraping, or cutting, get the job done faster with the Dremel Multi-Max ($95). Packing a 1.5 amp motor with a 10,000 - 21,000 OPM speed range, this oscillating tool comes complete with a sanding pad, 60, 120 and 240 grit sand paper, a flexible scraper, a flat saw blade, and a wood flush-cut blade, all of which... [More]

Now you can get the unique look of Lomography's Diana+ immediately with the Diana Instant Back+ ($95-$190). Available with or without the camera, the Instant Back installs onto the back of any Diana camera, allowing you to use any Diana+ lens or accessory to create photos that print out and expose in about 90 seconds, just like a Polaroid —... [More]

The Tenba Small Messenger Bag ($90) is a photographer-friendly laptop bag that could easily become your go-anywhere pack. The Tenba comes with a removable photo insert, big enough to hold your SLR, 3 lenses, and a flash, in addition to a 15-inch laptop and related gear, while playing down your geek factor. Made from 1000 Denier Nylon, it combines durability... [More]

Looking for a cheap, exotic, and thrilling Summer adventure? Check out Bigfoot Hostel's Volcano Boarding Packages ($28). This 4.5-hour excursion will have you climbing to the top of Nicaragua's ominous Cerro Negro volcano, only to mount a sit-down board and travel at speeds of up to 50 mph while flying down the slope to the bottom. To add to the... [More]

If you're looking to take your photography beyond the limits of, say, the full-frame Nikon D3X, check out the new medium-format Mamiya DL33 ($20,000; April 2009). The big brother of the well-received DL28, the DL33 combines Mamiya's 645AFD III camera system with a 33 megapixel Aptus-II 7 Digital Back from Leaf, offering a 3.5-inch touchscreen, 16-bit capture, an ISO range... [More]

A lot of companies are talking about "going green" these days, but here's one that's actually doing it. Boxed Water Is Better ($TBD) discovered that it was actually kinder to the environment to box rather than bottle the water. Turning to the century old milk-style beverage container for inspiration, 90% of the boxes are made from renewable resources, shipped flat,... [More]

Some products take "industrial" design more literally than others, as is the case with Pandora ($TBA). These shipping container-style storage units from Sander Mulder look and feel the part, with steel and glass heavy-duty construction, multiple colors and sizes, and stackability that will instantly make your garage or basement more container ship-y. [Thanks, Tim]... [More]

Take that, you rude Grizzly bear. You don't mess with a burly mountain man with a beard this thick. You just don't. Buy the Haymaker T-Shirt ($24) as a warning to your own local bears. [via]... [More]

Do you think your office chair knows you? Steelcase is betting their Think chair ($700) will. This stylish looking chair has back and seat "flexors" which are designed to observe the individual movement of your body and respond accordingly. Other innovative features include recline support based on your body weight, four comfort settings and an environmentally friendly design.... [More]

We could probably all use some financial advice these days, which is why we're reading the simple process offered up in I Will Teach You To Be Rich ($8). Written by Ramit Sethi, who also runs an excellent accompanying blog, this 266-page next-generation financial handbook will get you on your way to better money management and wealth-building through basic, easy-to-follow... [More]

The Nixon Chair ($490) from the Gus Design Group is one of those chairs that will fit into any room in anyone's house, no matter what the decor is. It's available in a natural finish or wenge stained oak frame with ultrasuede graphite fabric cushions. The low-slung profile keeps the design fresh and you comfortable.... [More]

Hand-sewn in the USA, these straight boot-cut jeans are perfect for those looking to get away from the flare look. The handcrafted Levi's Capital E Hesher Jeans ($138) are made with a dark, rigid denim that lets you create your own fading and whiskering as you wear them. That means you'll end up with an authentically worn-in pair of jeans... [More]

The classic Eames Lounge Chair hasn't been available in rosewood since it was discontinued in the early 1980s. But rosewood is back thanks to a sustainable imported variety called Santos Palisander. They won't go on sale until May, but you can get a hand-numbered 50th anniversary edition rosewood chair and ottoman ($6500) in exchange for a hefty contribution to the... [More]

If Patton had designed motorcycles, he'd have built the Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Millitary ($5,545). A favorite among military enthusiasts the world over, the Bullet 500 is an eye-catching ride. And although it looks like something that rolled out of World War II, it handles just like a modern bike and has all the modern amenities, like a highly-tuned engine... [More]

Combining clean, modern lines with American walnut construction and a penchant for storage, the Matera Bed Collection ($400-$4100) is ready to upgrade your bedroom. The centerpiece of the collection is the Matera Bed with Storage, which offers six fully-opening drawers underneath its sturdy 20 solid ash bed slats, rendering a box spring unnecessary and providing a more stable platform. The... [More]

You haven't had real tea until you've tried it in its natural, loose-leaf form. A world apart from the tea-bags sold at your local grocery store, loose leaf green tea is refined and subtle when harvested and prepared properly, and delivers a slow, more mellow dose of caffeine, as well as a handful of health benefits. Andrews & Dunham Damn... [More]

Old-world techniques and materials meet elegant, sleek design in the Vita Horizontal Dresser from Thomas Moser ($5800). This impressively-built piece of furniture features mitered dovetail joint construction, six full-size, solid cherry drawers that "nest" in the frame, and a full-paneled back to ensure that the dresser looks great up against the wall or as a freestanding piece.... [More]

Whether you're biking, boating, hiking, or doing some other activity, the Cy-Fi Sports Speaker ($180-$200) lets you listen to tunes without forcing you to wear earbuds. Available in both iPod and Bluetooth varieties, the Cy-Fi creates a wireless connection between the lightweight speaker and the content source, letting you change tracks and control volume without ever taking your device out... [More]

Sure, it has a typically modern design, but when it comes to the Gus Design Spencer Sofa ($2000), the differences are in the details. Details like a kiln-fired hardwood frame, glued and screwed joints, no sag spring construction, and cushions finished with a Dacron wrap to help them hold their shape help make this a sofa that will last way... [More]

Typically, when the weather turns warm, electric bills go up. You can avoid spending that extra cash by just cooling the room you're in. And now you can do it in style. Check out the Otto Wooden Fan ($200), a wood-framed fan that looks vintage but features modern touches like three speeds and height-adjustable feet. The wood-ring frame has been... [More]

Sometimes the best top for a coffee table is your own stuff. The Vintage Architectural Coffee Table ($1500 and up) offers a glass top with access to the shelf underneath for displaying magazines, artwork, collectables, etc., and drawers underneath for extra storage. Due to the vintage nature of the tables, they may have small imperfections from wear and tear, but... [More]

Let's face it, we all want to drive a Lamborghini. And now we can. The Lamborghini Academy ($4500) helps you build your high-speed driving skills in the world's ultimate sports car. The Track Academy is an entry-level course where beginners get the chance to develop real-world racing skills under a professional's guidance, driving a Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4. Other options... [More]

Whether you've got a flat panel or a new DLP or LCD projection, your new TV deserves a stand as nice as that HD signal it's displaying. The Avion 8527 TV Stand ($1625) fits the bill nicely with a clean, modern design available in espresso or cherry finish. It features spots for six different theater components, IR compatible tinted glass... [More]

Born from the pure waters of the Vale of Yamazaki and handcrafted at Japan's oldest distillery, Suntory Yamazaki Whisky is a great way to wind down after a hard day at the office. Aged for either 12 ($40) or 18 years ($100), Yamazaki has a lengthy, dry finish, with the 12-year variety offering a delicate, mellow taste and the 18-year... [More]

Have you been searching for a new bed, but just can't seem to find the right one? Then go ahead and check out the Step X Bed ($TBA). With a user-selected style, material and color for the headboard, bed frame, and legs, you should be able to find something you like out of the 3456 possible combinations. Just don't play... [More]

We're big fans of the weathered, worn look, and these Found Soda Crates ($15) from Pottery Barn follow the tradition well. Once used to transport sodas to old-school bottle-vending machines and classic restaurants, these crates display the kind of wear that comes from decades of real-life use, and they're just as useful today as they were 50 years ago. Now... [More]

Designed by Frank Lloyd Wright and completed in 1961, the Fawcett Ranch House (a cool $2.7 million) near Los Banos, California, is a 3,800 sq. foot piece of history. Sited on 8 acres of farmland in the San Joaquin Valley, this retro-amazing home features a concrete slab floor, mahogany walls, windows, doors, and cabinetry. It's got six bedrooms, four and... [More]

Sometimes you just want an honest pair of jeans without any of the fuss. The John Varvatos Star USA Jeans ($165) deliver just that, with a nice, simple cut and traditional color. Five pockets. Straight leg. Button fly.... [More]

Made in limited quantities and fashioned from a 100 year old Belgian brickworks pallet, this Brickmaker's Table ($1,295) has bolted planks made from azobe wood and is framed with a hand-welded steel base. Although polished and cleaned for use at home, this unique, distressed table still bears the marks of its previous life in a European masonry. Ready to retire... [More]

Everything old is new again, and if you're you're looking for a one-of-a-kind lamp with a bit of that industrial, steampunk vibe, these Robert Ogden Lamps ($700-$1,200) are worth a closer look. Artisan Robert Ogden collects vintage parts from flea markets, factories, and junk yards, combining them by hand to create these unique desktop and floor lamps (or are they... [More]

Whether you bike, skate, or just need a rugged bag to hold your stuff during your daily commute, you'll like what the Incase Skate Messenger Bag ($220) has to offer. For skaters, it has an integrated skateboard attachment, for bikers, special straps for a bike lock and bike pump, and for everyone else, a large interior storage area, outer waterproof... [More]

Prepare yourself for the worst case scenario with Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life by Neil Strauss ($10). The result of three years' worth of research, Emergency is filled with potentially life-saving tips that will have you fully prepared to go off the grid if/when the shit really hits the fan.... [More]

Explore the urban landscape aboard the Genuine Scooter Co. Rattler ($2,700). Powered by a 110cc 2-Stroke engine, the Buck Ten offers a top speed of 55mph with 85 mpg fuel efficiency, an automatic variable ratio transmission, front disk brakes, a gas-charged rear shock, and a reshaped seat that provides more comfort for both shorter and taller riders.... [More]

Hair trimming is an important, even critical part of male grooming. To help us master this delicate art form, we need the right gear. The Braun BodyCruzer Body Groomer ($60) combines their most advanced, completely water-proof electric trimmer with Gillette's Fusion razor to create the ultimate in multi-purpose shaving technology. Trim and shave longer hairs in just one stroke with... [More]

Everybody's going green these days, and what better way to start than right in your own front yard. The highly rated Scott's 2000-20 Classic Push Reel Lawn Mower ($103) is lighter and more maneuverable than the gas-guzzler you've been using, and it's kinder to the environment, too (not to mention, much cheaper). With five heat-treated, sharpened blades, 10-inch wheels, and... [More]

If you're a long-time Uncrate reader, you'll know that we love vintage furniture. This Furniture Factory Cart ($910) is a prime example. Originally used in the early 1900s to transport furniture, fabric, and supplies around the factory, these solid white oak carts have been cleaned, oiled, and restored by Northern California craftsmen, but retain the nicks, distressing, cracks, and original... [More]

If you enjoy experimenting with dangerous science at home (like building a thermic lance using bacon and an air hose that's capable of cutting through sheet metal) then Theo Gray's Mad Science: Experiments You Can Do At Home - But Probably Shouldn't ($17) is the book for you. Gray, a Popular Science columnist, shares his enthusiasm for explosive science by... [More]

Every game room needs a centerpiece, but why settle for a predictable pool table or foosball rig? The Kegworks Electronic Delaware Tournament Shuffleboard Table ($700) sports a maple veneer, real wood corners and top rails, and is lined with top-end carpet. The retro looks benefit from a few modern touches as well, like a polymer finish and an LED score... [More]

While it might be just a concept for now, we're already itching to add the Volkswagen Concept BlueSport ($TBA) to our stable. Powered by a 2.0-liter turbodiesel that pumps out 180hp, good for a 0-60 time of 6.2 seconds and a top speed of 140, while managing 35 mpg in normal mode and more than 62 mpg in Eco mode.... [More]

The problem with most coat racks is their singular purpose: they only hold coats, and perhaps a bag or two (provided it has straps). Made of powder-coated steel, the Wallter Slat Rack ($145) overcomes this limitation with a unique, quirky modern design that can handle coats, bags, keys, umbrellas — even magazines and mail. It's a perfect one-stop catch-all for... [More]

Part of the Alexander McQueen Puma collection, the Puma AMQ Ribcage ($300) features styling borrowed from both McQueen's fashion line and human anatomy. The sneakers feature a mesh upper inspired by tendons and veins, a molded leather ribcage for added structure, a "My Left Foot" 3D insert in the sole, and shiny black and bronze colorways for just the right... [More]

Small enough to fit in your pocket, the Polaroid PoGo ($200; March 2009) is the first U.S.-bound combination digital camera and printer portable enough to take anywhere. Using ZINK Imaging's Zero Ink printing technology and paper, the PoGo can crank out 2x3-inch sticky-backed photos with or without fun borders in less than 60 seconds, and saving a copy to an... [More]

Forget searching around for a newly distressed, retro-styled desk or chair — pick up the real deal with Vintage Desks & Office Chairs (Prices varied). With a wide variety of styles and colors to choose from (including this wonderful GF tanker desk), you're sure to find something to suit your surroundings.... [More]

Cheetos Boredom BustersReady to quit your day job at Applebee's? Then spend your last 10 bucks on this book. The Indie Band Survival Guide: The Complete Manual for the Do-It-Yourself Musician ($10) is a modern, web-centric guide to help budding artists kick-start their careers. Written by Chertkow and Feehan of Beatnik Turtle, the book has easy-to-follow tips and general knowledge... [More]

Looking for a new set of high-end cans? Check out the new Sennheiser HD 800 Headphones ($1,400; Pre-Order). Designed to produce the most accurate sound possible, the HD 800s feature 56mm transducers with a unique ring shape to help eliminate unwanted surface vibrations, specially-designed ear cups and headband, oxygen-free cabling for the clearest connection possible, and a frequency response of... [More]

A handsome, hand-assembled limited edition watch for less than $400? To watch nuts, that question usually elicits slobbering laughter. Not anymore. LÜM-TEC Watches ($295-$595) meet all of the above descriptors and then some. Produced in quantities of only around 150 of each, the watches are built with 316L surgical grade stainless steel, sapphire crystals, and MDV ("Maximum Darkness Visibility") technology,... [More]

Add a bit of textile flair to your timepiece with Smart Turnout Watch Straps ($25). Available in a variety of styles, and patterned after UK and US universities and military regiments, these 18mm straps should fit most standard watches, and can be purchased with a Swiss made, quartz movement watch for an extra $150. [Thanks, Ryan]... [More]

Save your auto's flooring from the nastiness of winter with WeatherTech DigitalFit FloorLiners ($100/up). Made using digital laser measurements of interior surfaces and made from patent-pending High-Density Tri-Extruded material, these ultimate floor mats also feature channels to help keep fluids and debris off your carpet. [Thanks, Joe]... [More]

Meet one of the coolest things to happen to online music since the introduction of iTunes. Lala is a web based music service that allows users to either listen to their libraries through a browser or download non-DRM tracks for wherever listening. You can listen to any track or album once through for free, after that it costs just 10... [More]

Upgrade your specs with Smith Prescription Eyewear ($TBD). Available in seven styles ranging from semi-thick plastic to sleek titanium, you're bound to find one to match your bone structure and personal style.... [More]

Made in the mid-80's for amateur athletes, the New Balance 420 ($70) has made its way back to stores and onto the feet of hipsters. They sport a simple suede and mesh upper and are available in a handful of colors inspired by US track and field college teams.... [More]

Few scenarios are scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49). It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby... [More]

Perfected over 175 years ago, Bulleit Bourbon ($25) has, to say the least, proven itself. Made using a unique rye recipe and Kentucky limestone-filtered water from the Salt River, the small batch bourbon is aged around six years and provides a distinctive smoky smooth taste. We went through our review bottle alarmingly quick. Luckily, the flask-shaped, frontier-esque bottle is so... [More]

We're in love. The Sharpie Pen ($9/4-pack) is our new favorite writing utensil thanks to its quick-drying permanent ink and sharp, clean lines. The first pen from Sharpie, its smudge-resistant ink doesn't bleed through pages and is perfect for note taking. The Sharpie Pen comes in standard black, as well as blue, green and red.... [More]

Go for an early 1900s look in your living space with the Edison Chandelier ($400). This intricate overhead lighting system is stripped to the bare essentials of wires, sockets, and bulbs, letting the user position the lights how and where they want using bronze-finished cord brackets. Clear bulbs with visible filaments finish the look, which is sure to add character... [More]

Like a brand-new PC crammed inside an old TRS-80 body, the Obsidian SG-One Mustang ($1.3 million) is a great mix of old and new. This re-made 1967 Mustang fastback boasts a custom Obsidian 392 cubic-inch engine, producing more than 847 hp, a 0-60 time of under 3 seconds, and a projected top speed of over 210mph, as well as twin... [More]

We may have just found our new favorite everyday shoe. The Vans 106 Surf ($65), which look to be some of the most versatile, wear-with-anything sneakers around, feature a cotton canvas and hemp upper, moisture-wicking antimicrobial insoles with bamboo lining, and a vulcanized waffle gum rubber outsole.... [More]

No matter if you reside on Team Jim or Team Dwight, you can appreciate the awesomeness of this Bears, Beets, Battlestar T-Shirt ($20). Plus, the company behind the tee, Doubletake Clothing, designates 25% of profits for community work.... [More]

Get ready to play as the greatest band ever. The Beatles: Rock Band will "allow fans to pick up the guitar, bass, mic or drums and experience The Beatles extraordinary catalogue of music through gameplay that takes players on a journey through the legacy and evolution of the band’s legendary career." The game will be compatible with current instrument controllers,... [More]

Forget how tall you are — it's all about who. The Who Tall Are You Mirror (£60; $85) lets you quickly see how you measure up to 120 celebrities both current and past, including David Beckham, James Dean, and, for our more diminutive readers, Charlie Chaplin.... [More]

Grab your tickets to what is sure to be a hilarious look back at the last eight years — if that's even possible. You’re Welcome America. A Final Night With George W. Bush ($140 and up) stars Will Ferrell reprising his SNL role as our 43rd president, with laughter sure to ensue. It's on a limited run through March 15... [More]

USB flash drives are great, but their small size also makes them easy to lose. Keep your mobile storage handy at all times with LaCie's new line of key storage. The itsaKey, iamaKey and PassKey USB Drives ($10 and up) all feature a key ring-friendly design from 5.5 Designers, offering up to 8GB of storage on istaKey and iamaKey, while... [More]

These classic canvas-and-rubber sneakers are perfect for spring. Both the Generic Surplus Plimsoll Sneaker ($58) and the Generic Surplus Boat Shoe ($58) are simple and easy going. You know, like you used to be.... [More]

We love our Nikon 50mm f/1.8D AF Nikkor Lenses — but we don't like their 75mm-like performance on our DX cams. That's why we're so pumped about the new Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 35mm f/1.8G Lens ($200; March 2009). Featuring a Silent Wave Motor, seven-blade rounded diaphragm for smooth bokeh, and a high-quality compact build, it's a great alternative for... [More]

Brew your own brew with the Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit ($90). The most popular beermaking kit in the world, this set gives you everything you need to easily make 50 12 oz bottles of beer. Extra packs are sold separately — choose Coopers Brewery IPA Beer Kit ($33), Coopers Brewery Sparkling Ale Beer Kit ($40), Coopers Brewery Pilsener Beer... [More]

With no windshield or roof, "swing-wing" doors, and an aggressively styled carbon fiber body, the Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss (€750,000, ~$1,050,000) practically screams "speed." Powered by a 650 hp supercharged V8, this unique vehicle — limited to just 75 cars and named after the legendary driver Stirling Moss — can achieve a top speed of 217 mph, and features... [More]

Ever wonder what your pet sees all day long? Find out with the Pet's Eye View Digital Camera ($50). This collar-mountable 640x480 digital camera features an automatic timer to snap photos every minute, 5 minutes, or 15 minutes from your pet's perspective, a built-in lithium-ion rechargeable battery, and 8MB of internal storage. What to do with all those pics? Give... [More]

You've always wanted one, and now's the time to buy one. Look closely at this Spy Micro Camera Watch ($189) and you'll see a tiny camera hidden within the 2 on the watch face. The watch has a rechargeable battery, 2GB of built-in memory, and records video in AVI format with a resolution of 352 x 288.... [More]

We suggest you try to salvage your own locally first, but if you're hard up for some grade school style, these Vintage Steel Lockers ($2,495) will do the trick. The reclaimed steel lockers have been completely refurbished, and provide ample storage for all your gear.... [More]

Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse of life on the side of the phone that normally exists only in the callers' imaginations. Simply fascinating.... [More]

From the makers of the ever popular Douche Cards, these handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night back at your place. [Thanks, Eric]... [More]

Make your backyard the hottest ticket in town with these award winning Big Bob Gibson BBQ Sauces ($5). Add all four to your arsenal — Championship Red Sauce (Best barbeque sauce on the planet - 1998 American Royal Barbeque Sauce Contest), Original White Sauce (Enjoyed since 1925; First Place White Sauce 1995 American Royal Barbeque Contest), Backyard Mustard Sauce (1st... [More]

Well, at least something good came from Michael Vick's despicable actions: his sweet-ass pad can now be yours. Michael Vick’s Georgia Mansion ($4.1 million) is an absolute gem, boasting eight bedrooms, 11 bathrooms, and a four-car garage all set on a northern Atlanta lake that also happens to be close to Sugarloaf Country Club's 18th hole. Other features include a... [More]

Excel in this awesome Bill Gates Mug Shot Tee ($28). It features the infamous photos of a young Mr. Gates as taken by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a "traffic violation".... [More]

Celebrate the history of soccer here in the States with Bumpy Pitch T-Shirts ($36). Featuring the logos of historical teams dating from the 1890's to 1980's, these super soft, 100% cotton tees feature a vintage wash for an authentic look — making them the perfect springtime partner for your favorite pair of jeans.... [More]

Ryu, Ken, and company finally make their next-gen debut in Street Fighter IV ($60). Positioned as a sequel to Street Fighter II, this new adventure features full 3D environments and characters, but classic 2D six-button gameplay. In addition to new locations and characters, the game also boasts all-new special moves, including the crazy Ultra Combos. Hadoken!... [More]

If you use your bike as a workhorse, the Kona Ute ($900) will give you maximum utility. Built on an Aluminum Urban Utility Frame, the long wheel base bike features the Kona P2 Disc Fork, engraved wooden platform rack system (for lots of storage), Hayes MX4 Mechanical Front/Avid SD-5 rear brakes, a "Big Ute" bag, and a Chestnut Metallic paint... [More]

From wall-clinging prints and buttons to business and playing cards, Mpix has you covered. The online printing service offers tons of options and sizes, from 20"x30" prints on premium paper to fully-mounted, standout-boxed prints, as well as fun items like statuettes, puzzles, calendars, and more. Just upload your photo, choose your print selection, and your custom order is delivered right... [More]

Let's see... handmade guitar amplifiers from Seattle that look like they were used in an era before recording studios — and possibly before electric? We're in. Verellen Amplifiers ($1,250 - $1,600) feature dovetailed birch enclosures that look every bit as mean as they sound, and are all hand-wired with point-to-point, discrete analog circuitry. Available in several models ranging from 15-300... [More]

Keep your undercarriage fresh and dry with aptly-named Balla Powder ($15). Available in original, fragrance-free, or "tingle" varieties, this simple talc and zinc powder is sure to knock out odor and wetness anywhere on your body.... [More]

If you find yourself schlepping your dSLR nearly everywhere you go (like we do), do yourself a favor and pick up a BlackRapid R-Strap Camera Strap ($45-$50). Available in three styles with varying storage, each strap features a large pad, attaches to your camera or lens' tripod mount, and is slung diagonally across your body for maximum comfort.... [More]

Messenger bags aren't the only way to transport your laptop safely. The Rainer Spehl Wooden Laptop Case ($TBA) protects your MacBook or MacBook Pro in a stylish, classy leather-padded wooden enclosure that's just slightly larger than the laptop itself. A magnetic closure keeps your device secure inside, and a length-wise opening makes for easy removal. Think of it as the... [More]

The A4 gets a little more go-anywhere with the 2010 Audi A4 Allroad Quattro ($TBA; Summer 09). The new wagon features Quattro permanent all-wheel drive, increased ground clearance, and a reinforced underbody, letting you cruise the backroads like you do main street. Three engine options will be available at launch — a gasoline engine and two diesels, all turbocharged. Choose... [More]

It's only a hormone imbalance. Celebrate the news with this timely Steve Jobs Lives T-Shirt ($20). Ordering one might even take the sting out of watching the Philnote. [Thanks, Josh]... [More]

DIY projects are pretty much always fun — but when you mix DIY projects with food, it's both fun and tasty. The Hungry Scientist Handbook ($12) is packed with twenty projects created by a mix of programmers, geeks, and professors, including edible origami, glowing lollipops, a pumpkin pinhole camera, integrated circuit trivets, cryogenic martinis, and more.... [More]

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic,... [More]

Jazz up your new MacBook or MacBook Pro with iamhuman MacBook Covers ($30-$45). Available in a variety of styles, including woodgrain, patterns, and prints, each cover is tailored to fit your specific model, made from quality fabrics and authentic wood veneers, and backed with pro-grade 3M adhesive so they won't leave a nasty residue when removed.... [More]

Finally, a Man-Vespa. An update to the popular GTS 250 mid-size scooter, the 2009 Vespa GTS 300 Super ($6,200; March) is the company's most powerful yet. The 300 gets its go from a 22-hp 278cc four-stroke single cylinder, liquid-cooled, electronic injection engine — which should be good for a top speed of around 80 mph and a mpg rating of... [More]

Stylish but not too runway-ish, the new line of La Merde Jackets gets our seal of approval. The collection is made up of jackets and high-end hoodies in several different materials with a tailored fit. Our favorites, shown above, include the Major Major ($250), Sea Breeze ($230), and the Side Car ($185). [Thanks, Erik]... [More]

The next time you're standing in the wine isle pondering what to get, test your luck with a bottle from JAQK Cellars. With bottle designs as excellent as the wine inside, JAQK (Jack, Ace, Queen, King) is a fun company focused on good wine and games. Debuting this fall, the terrific gambling themed collection includes: Higher Roller (2006 Cabernet; $70),... [More]

Working as well on your beside table as it does in the living room, the Vers 1.5R iPod Sound System ($200-$220) is available in Cherry, Natural Walnut, Dark Walnut, Bamboo, Black Gloss and White Gloss finishes. The hand-crafted real wood unit packs a 15 watt full range speaker, an AM/FM tuner, an energy efficient class D amplifier, and a dual... [More]

Keep warm this winter in the Nobis Brutus Hat & Scarf ($55 CAD; ~$44). This hand-knit 80% lambswool, 20% nylon scarf and beanie set comes in your choice of three colorways, and features a thick diamond knit pattern to add a bit of texture to your cold weather look.... [More]

Living in a large city can be overwhelming — people can often feel lost amongst so many, and this feeling is perfectly conveyed in the brilliant photography of Little People in the City ($18). This hardcover tome represents a collection of photographs from street artist Slinkachu, who for the last several years has photographed and then left tiny hand-painted figurines... [More]

Whether you're a true mixologist or just playing one at your next party, the Cocktail Chemistry Set ($40) will make you feel like a mad scientist behind the bar. Mix your shots in the slick flask and serve them up in four test tubes. Sure they're marked bio hazard, but the alcohol should neutralize any potential threats.... [More]

If your MacBook came with a laptop desk, this would be it. The lightweight Logitech Comfort Lapdesk ($40) goes all ergonomic on your couch-surfing with a twelve-degree angled riser to make your neck happy and a four-layer heat-shielding design for protecting your important bits.... [More]

The iPhone 3G might have eliminated the need for a mini-3.5-millimeter jack, but that hasn't stopped the Etymotic hf2 Earphones ($178) from being the best audio solution available for the device. With audio fidelity comparable to the company's ER-4 earbuds, the hf2 system adds a mic and an iPhone click control button. They skew slightly to the large side, but... [More]

Created specifically for Carroll Shelby from a stock 1968 Mustang, the Shelby Black Hornet (starts at $100,000) is now being auctioned off to benefit the Carroll Shelby Children's Foundation. Identical to the Green Hornet Shelby GT500, this masterpiece offers a Cobra Jet 428 V8 engine producing 335 hp, Edelbrook aluminum heads, a top-loader 4-speed transmission, power steering, power brakes, Shelby... [More]

Attract fish to your favorite spot like never before with Green Monster Underwater Fishing Lights ($350 and up). These submersible gems can be used in fresh or saltwater, and feature a GFCI plug for additional safety, a photocell to automatically power the 175-watt mercury vapor bulb up at night and down in the morning, and the ability to attract a... [More]

Coach has warmed up its most popular man bag. Available in gray or green, the Coach Quilted Nylon Map Bag ($358) has a sporty nylon exterior with leather trim, along with a bunch of pockets and an organizational panel inside. Because luxury man bags are totally recession-proof. Right.... [More]

Get a better view of the road ahead with the Navigon 8100T GPS ($600). This brushed metal GPS offers a 4.8-inch display and Panorama View 3D, a new feature that offers a true 3D experience by leveraging NASA terrain height data and a built-in graphics accelerator to provide geographic guidance complete with digital elevations. Other features include free real-time traffic... [More]

And you thought plaid just looked good on your underwear. The Penfield Rockford Jacket ($200), with styling unchanged since the 1970's, has 80/20 goose down insulation, water resistant and windproof construction, pockets galore, and the all important plaid shoulder yoke.... [More]

Ditch your rusty old deadbolt and step up to the tank-like security of the AP501 Digital Door Lock ($350). Made from zinc-alloy and steel, the AP501 is weatherproof, and does away with the pick-susceptible keyhole for a wireless tag key and numeric key pad, offering up to 20-digit codes. Stylish, tough, and secure — what more could you ask for?... [More]

The new Sumo Omni Plus ($200) improves upon the company's original Omni Chair in a big way. Gone is the original Omni's nylon outer, replaced with a soft microsuede outer that is much more suitable for living room use. The new bag also uses a more robust and comfortable filling, and boasts straps on the ends to make sure it... [More]

Make your thoughtless gift card a little more useful with the new Target Digital Camera Gift Card ($50-$1000). This gift giving hybrid features a 1.2 megapixel sensor and has enough room for 50 pictures. The gift card camera also comes with a USB cord and a coupon for 40 free prints at Target. [via]... [More]

"Before I Die" lists are a fairly common thing — some of us want to travel to space, others to climb Everest — but there's nothing wrong with a more attainable list. 300 Beers to Try Before You Die ($17) offers a pre-made listing of the world's best beers in a fully-illustrated format that will have you expanding your knowledge... [More]

Get some authentic east coast seafood at The Clam Shack in Kennebunkport, Maine. Voted by Epicurious as one of the top 10 seafood shacks in America, this tiny place is known for fried clams, but Lobster Rolls are their true specialty. And if the long lines deter you, The Clam Shack makes it easy to order a Maine Lobster Roll... [More]

Looking for the most beautiful, sonically-perfect computer speakers out there? Take a look at these Harman Kardon GLA-55 Speakers ($1,000). These gorgeous speakers offer PMMA construction, 110 Watts of power, DSP equalization, powerful Atlas AL woofers, incredibly clear CMMD Lite tweeters, a specially engineered Slipstream port design for greater bass response with minimal port noise and distortion, and more. [Thanks,... [More]

The classic lace-up gets some new styling with the Vans Fixed Gear Era ($65). Designed for fixed gear cyclists, the sneaker sports a canvas upper paired with a triple-stitched rubber-reinforced (*breath*) ballistic ripstop canvas toebox. Even if you take the train to work everyday, these bike friendly shoes will keep you rolling in style.... [More]

Have a favorite deck that you'd like to carry with you everywhere you go? Turn it into a Sk8 Wallet ($60). These brilliant black nylon wallets are made from new & recycled skateboard decks, with each side handcrafted and fitted to the wallet's rectangular shape, and then edge-sanded to their thinnest point for sleek durability.... [More]

Named after the sword a matador uses in a bull fight, the Lamborghini Estoque ($TBA) lives up to its moniker with a long body and sharp styling. Still in the concept stage, this four-door beast boasts 22-inch front wheels and 23-inch rear wheels, full-time all-wheel drive, flat LED rear signal light clusters, a mid-engine design, and looks that could stop... [More]

Skip Steve Carrell's forgettable remake and enjoy all five seasons of the original with Get Smart – The Complete Series ($140). Filled with goofy action, great running gags, and endless spoofing from the comedic minds of Mel Brooks and Buck Henry, this set packs all 138 original episodes on 25 DVDs, and is the perfect foil for the upcoming 007... [More]

One of the most popular user-submitted products in Uncrate history, the Nerf N-Strike Vulcan ($43) is the Rambo of Nerf guns. This mean-looking, belt-feeding, fully-automatic dart gun can fire at a rate of up to three darts per second, pummeling your target (or your target's cubicle) with a barrage of toy ammunition. A removable, foldable tripod and a precision single-shot... [More]

Get custom-quality security protection for apartment-level prices with SimpliSafe ($225 and up). This ingenious security system uses wireless technology to let the keypad, remotes, motion and entry sensors, and panic button connect to the main base station, which emits an 85-decibel siren and wirelessly contacts the service's dispatch center in the case of an emergency or break-in. The best part?... [More]

Kick it old school with the Diadora Heritage Collection (£95, ~$170). These retro-styled Equipe sneakers feature suede, leather, and canvas details in contrasting colors, with washed out uppers that make them look like they've been with you for years. You know, sorta like how your psycho ex-girlfriend described your relationship — "It feels like we've been together for years!" —... [More]

Need a Halloween costume to end all others for this year's office costume contest? No worries, just don this Master Chief Collector’s Costume ($630). Officially licensed, the outfit includes a quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, a two-piece helmet, gauntlets, and boot tops. All you need now is your weapon of choice — might we suggest the Energy Sword? [Thanks, Jedia]... [More]

Forget mindless memorization and monotone teachers — history can be fun, as evident in The Mental Floss History of the World: An Irreverent Romp through Civilization's Best Bits ($17). This 432-page tome is filled with terrific, mostly-true anecdotes and tales from the beginnings of human civilization to modern times. [via]... [More]

Whether it be zombies, robots, or giant mutant guinea pigs, be prepared with the 72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit ($100). This stylish kit includes a 5-in-1 hand-crank flashlight, 2400 calories worth of food, a prepaid phone card, a hygiene kit, waterproof matches, a sleeping bag, a complete First Aid kit, duct tape, an army knife, and more. In other words,... [More]

You think your Mac Pro is hardcore? No. This is hardcore. The Antec Skeleton ($180) is a futuristic, open-air PC enclosure that keeps your components cool — in more ways than one. Made of 0.8mm cold rolled steel, the Skeleton has a front 92mm fan, a top three speed 250mm fan with multicolor LED customization, layered component trays, rackmount quality... [More]

You're a man, and such you need not constant reminders of your manliness. Take for instance, Gear Head Shampoo ($6), featuring all sorts of manly ingredients like Aloe Vera gel, oils of lemon, orange and basil fragrances, and Jojoba oil, all poured into a man-friendly, motor oil-esque bottle. If you don't have a penis, this stuff clearly isn't for you.... [More]

Take care of your hair from shower to sundown with the Aveda Men Pure-Formance Line ($18-$22). This award-winning collection includes shampoo and conditioner specially formulated to remove oil and grease while reducing scalp dryness, as well as a variety grooming pomades, creams and gels that will keep you looking your best no matter what your hair style.... [More]

Make them forget the craptastic present inside by wrapping it with some Uncut U.S. Currency ($15-$900). Available in crisp $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or $50 sheets. Just tell them to go easy on the opening. [Thanks, Chris]... [More]

Want to get more diagnostic info than your car's built-in computer provides? Check out the Car Chip Pro ($120). This deceivingly-simple gadget plugs directly into your auto's OBDII port, recording all sorts of data about your car's performance, your driving styles, and more. When you're ready to review, simply unplug the dongle and connect it to your PC via USB... [More]

Part beach cruiser, part motorcycle, Ridley Vintage Motorbikes ($2,000) are small-engine powered bicycles featuring old-time looks and real-world utility. Each style is offered with either a 49 or 70cc engine, and also feature pedals for zero-emission propulsion, a tank-style frame made from either steel or aluminum, Shimano brake hubs, 24- or 26-inch tires, and more. [Thanks, Ryan]... [More]

Now you can get restaurant-quality seafood at home thanks to McCormick and Schmick’s Seafood Market. This online store lets you order most of the seafood, steaks, appetizers, and desserts found in their restaurants, delivered overnight for maximum freshness. With a 100% satisfaction guarantee and a wide variety of food to choose from, it's a great way for our land-locked readers... [More]

Think your MP3 collection is impressive? How about picking up the top 100 songs from each year between 1955 and 1990 in this 35 Year Collection of Top 100 45 RPM Records ($275,000). Encompassing more than 18,000 records, this ultimate 45 RPM collection includes plenty of rare and collectible gems from the likes of the Beatles, Beach Boys, Hendrix, and... [More]

We've never wanted a car so badly. The just-unveiled Tesla Model S ($50,000 after tax breaks) is literally the reinvention of the automobile. This electric sedan will offer a 300-mile range and 45-minute QuickCharge capability, all while sporting some of the most beautiful styling you'll find. With seating for five adults and two children, the Model S has it all.... [More]

Unless you're a self-healing mutant, a well-stocked aid kit is pretty much a must-have — and you'd be hard pressed to find a better looking set than the First Aid Kit ($30) from Design Within Reach. This military-themed kit includes all the essentials, leaving you ready to deal with any medical situation that might arise.... [More]

Celebrate the 250th anniversary of the first keg of Guinness with this one-of-a-kind traditional Irish pub for your house. Designed and built by RiRa Pubs, this Authentic Guinness Home Pub ($250,000) will be built on-site in your home out of historic Irish architectural elements and decorated with authentic Guinness artifacts. In addition to your new bar, you'll also get a... [More]

Just when we thought rear-projection TV was dead, here comes the Mitsubishi LaserVue TV ($7,000) to blow our minds. As the world's first laser-powered television, the LaserVue uses laser beams (surprise!) to provide unmatched color reproduction, clarity, and depth of field. Features include 120Hz operation, 1080p resolution, x.v. Color, 3D-ready viewing capabilities, and a body that's only 10 inches deep.... [More]

If you're a fan of the NBA, you'll be a fan of The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac ($16). This 224-page tour de force examines the intricacies of the game's most charismatic players with a slightly dry sense of humor and gallery-worthy illustrations. Simply awesome.... [More]

Even the king of QWERTY can't resist the sexy look of a keyless handset. The Blackberry Storm ($TBA) is RIM's latest 3G smartphone, this one sporting a "clickable" touch-screen that aims to help old bankers and iPhone haters to type more precisely. In addition to the 3.26-inch (480 x 360) display, the phone comes with lots of pre-loaded apps, a... [More]

As the only vodka ever to win the Gold Medal for both taste and design at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, Double Cross Vodka ($51) is as tasty as its bottle is amazing. Double Cross is made in the Slovak Republic using a seven-step distillation process, and is filtered seven times using diamond-dust micro filters, active charcoal, and limestone... [More]

Fans of Judd Apatow will appreciate this comprehensive collection of his ill-fated high school dramedy. The Freaks & Geeks: Yearbook Edition ($120) features everything from actor auditions (which marked a start for talents like Jason Segel, Seth Rogen and James Franco) to panels from the Museum of Television & Radio. Easily one of the best shows of the past decade,... [More]

Need to keep tabs on your kids, business partners, or, as Uncrater Mike puts it, your "cheating whore of a wife"? Then check out the Livewire FastTrac GPS Tracker ($400). This svelte tracker uses a built-in GSM/GPRS connection to constantly stream location data provided by the built-in GPS. Its real-time tracking updates as often as once every second, and info... [More]

Get a load of the Knight XV ($295,000). Inspired by the Gurkha military vehicle, this handcrafted, fully armored luxury SUV is decked out inside and out. Powered by a Bio-fuel V10 (good for 400 hp and 498-ft lbs of torque), the XV features Wilton Wool carpeting, Andrew Muirhead leather, 6-way seating, tandem sunroof glass with privacy shades, side-mounted laptop stations,... [More]

It's been a while since we last heard from Jack Bauer. But he's back with a bang in 24: Redemption ($19). Bridging the gap between the sixth season and upcoming seventh season, the feature length TV-movie takes place nearly four years after the events of last season. The DVD features an extended "Creator’s Cut" with over ten minutes of never-before-seen... [More]

Leave it to the consistently great Kona Brewing Co. to combine two of our favorites: coffee and beer. Their new Limited Release Pipeline Porter ($9/6-pack) is made from a blend of diverse premium malted barley and freshly roasted 100% Kona coffee. The result is a highly-drinkable brew with a dark appearance and ever-so-smooth finish that goes as well with a... [More]

One of the hardest things about eating healthy is finding stuff you actually like — which is why we're so pumped about Me & Goji (around $15). This custom artisanal cereal lets you build-your-own breakfast from more than 30 all-natural organic ingredients, including everything from the Goji berry for which the company is named to choco-granola. Healthy, natural, and tasty.... [More]

Ready to take your bartending to the next level? Fee Brothers Bitters ($34) can help. This six-bottle set includes six hard-to-find, hand selected cocktail bitters, including West Indies Orange, Peach, Lemon, Grapefruit, Mint and Old Fashioned — allowing you to expand your mixology horizons beyond the ol' Jack and Coke.... [More]

Saying that the Bentley Continental GT ($176,000) is a beast of performance and luxury is sort of like saying it will get dark tonight, but it is a beast and it will get dark and we said it. Featuring a new 12 cylinder engine that sits in a W formation, the engine pumps 552 hp and can push this 2-ton... [More]

Sick of squinting at your tiny iPhone screen during long flights? Why not just project the movie onto the back of the seat in front of you. The Pico Pocket Projector ($430) is an ultra-portable DLP/LED projector that measures just 2 by 4.1 by 0.7 inches, weighing only 4.2 ounces. It projects a screen size up to 60 inches on... [More]

Now that Nixon has rocked your world with their watches, they're hitting you up from a whole new angle. Two years in the making, Nixon's new headphone collection ($40-$200) includes three custom designed models — The Master Blaster (an over-ear studio quality headphone in three colorways), The Nomadic (an on-ear, collapsible travel headphone in seven colorways) and The Wire (an... [More]

For a sleek, no-drawers-needed look, check out the Sawhorse Worktable ($450) from West Elm. The modern-industrial desk features a glass tabletop that sits on two steel-plated legs in a black nickel finish.... [More]

Keep it natural with the Skullcandy Holua Earphones ($100). They sport real wood casing and laser-cut aluminum accents, along with 8mm speakers and a gold-plated plug.... [More]

This sunday, don't just fix any old wings for your NFL-watching, beer-drinking crowd: fix the original hot wings with Anchor Bar Buffalo Chicken Wing Sauce ($6/12 oz.). Made using Teressa Bellissimo's original recipe from 1964, the sauce is a true original famous the world 'round. We don't know whether it can make your wings the "best in the world," but... [More]

Why let the black ops division have all the fun? Now you can have your own pair of cyborg-looking glasses with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles ($90). The specs use IR technology for monocular night vision, feature both green and b/w modes, and offer two sensitivity levels, one for close proximity work, and the other for full-power mode, letting you see... [More]

Expand your computer's storage capacity while helping out the environment with the SimpleTech [re]drive ($160). This 500GB external USB 2.0 drive is made from eco-friendly materials like recycled aluminum and sustainable bamboo, and even comes packed in 100-percent recyclable packaging. Add in the drive's great looks and included 2GB of online storage, and you've got a green winner.... [More]

Inspired by a Paris flea market find, the Alpha Coffee Table ($900) has a bold top that's carved to look like a collection of raised-letter antique printers' blocks. It's made of sustainable plantation-grown shesham wood and features a vintage crackled finish with a black powdercoated steel base.... [More]

If you've ever been the victim of endurance sports, you're no doubt acquainted with the supreme chaffing that often accompanies feats of extreme athletic prowess. DZ-NUTS ($22) is a high viscosity chamois cream that features green tea, evodia and masterwort designed to prevent friction in unfortunate places. Someone send a tube to Andy Bernard.... [More]

The first thing you should know is that there is no shame in admitting you have the mentality of a 12 year old. And just because when you see an R/C helicopter your first reaction is to snatch it out of the air, grab the controller from the kid and run off to play with it on your own, well,... [More]

Relive those wet summers of your youth with the Super Soaker T-Shirt ($17). Awesomely sporting the original blaster, this tee is perfect for water gun aficionados. [via]... [More]

Ditch your car's unwieldy (and sometimes unsafe) mini-jack and pick up a Titan Exhaust Air Jack ($120 and up). Available in three sizes, the Titan uses a hose connected to your car's exhaust pipe to inflate smoothly and quickly, lifting your vehicle up to 30 inches off the ground, and giving you plenty of space to work. It can stay... [More]

Whether you're on pavement or off-road, the Yamaha Zuma 125 ($3000) is ready to get you where you're going in style without draining your wallet. It's all-new 125cc 4-stroke engine gets an estimated 89mpg, while its steel frame, fat tires, and beefy shocks deliver comfort and performance on a variety of driving surfaces.... [More]

Want. With 650 hp and a top speed of 220 mph, the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Roadster 722 S ($TBA; Jan. 2009) may quite possibly be the fastest open-top production car ever built. Powered by a supercharged 5.5 liter V8 engine hand-built in the Mercedes-AMG engine shop in Affalterbach, the 722 S features a carbon fiber body, crystal antimony grey paint... [More]

Record your next garage masterpiece straight to your iPod with the Belkin GoStudio ($120; Sept. 2008). Packing three mic inputs, two built-in omnidirectional stereo mics, direct monitor volume control, a master level control, and more, this handheld powerhouse records directly to the iPod in 16-bit, 44kHz digital audio, letting you capture your jam sessions, podcasts, or interviews whenever and wherever... [More]

Designed for navigating the urban jungle, the Trek District ($930; November 2008) is a great way to get from your flat to your office. Sporting a super-quiet belt drive that requires no lubrication and doesn't wear out, an Alpha Black Aluminum frame, alloy cartridge bearing hubs and alloy rims, Race Lite tires and a Race seat from Bontrager, and Trek's... [More]

Nerf darts at noon are fine and dandy, but real office warfare is done after hours in low light with the Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System ($80). The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a Pinpoint Sight (for better accuracy), and a Shot Blast attachment (to tag multiple targets at... [More]

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each table — whether it be a coffee table or TV stand — features an adjustable foot on each leg to... [More]

A topless version of the world's fastest production car? We're in. The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport ($2.25 million) keeps the coupe's 1001 hp, 16-cylinder engine, and has been developed so there will be no draft inside, even when exploring the upper reaches of the car's 217 mph top speed. While the company will reportedly build just 80 Grand Sports,... [More]

Designed for aerial photography and video, the Draganflyer X6 ($TBA) lets you run your recon missions in style. Its anti-vibration camera mount can hold digital cameras, HD video cams, and more, offering 90 degrees of remote controlled tilt, while GPS technology allows the copter to hold in place without any help from you. The controller offers complete control of the... [More]

The king of beers joins the peasants in the craft brew section. Budweiser American Ale ($7/6-pack) is a new American-style ale with rich amber color and big flavor. It's what microbrew ale would taste like if they had the billion dollar R&D department of Anheuser-Busch. Available now nationwide on draught, you'll be able to buy it in bottles on the... [More]

Enjoy a new seaside activity with the Waboba Ball ($10). Made from a mix of polyurethanes with a Lycra coating, the ball both bounces and floats on water, crucial properties for the ball's game, in which two teams of three attempt to bounce the ball off the water to their teammates without having the pass intercepted. Sure, it's not the... [More]

Yes, seriously. Made of hand-cast sterling silver, this Mustache Comb Necklace ($168) will keep you and your Lady Tickler looking good.... [More]

Like Netflix for magazines, Maghound lets you cherry pick which magazines you receive monthly, and lets you change which titles you want month to month. You currently have your choice from nearly 250 magazines. Monthly plans include: 3 mags ($5), 5 mags ($8), 7 mags ($10), and 8 or more mags ($1 per mag). And, as the commercials say, you... [More]

Add a bit of natural flair to your living area with the Natural Tree-Stump Side Table ($199). Crafted from fallen cypress wood, each 19-inch table is unique, and provides a great way to inject a bit of organic warmth into an otherwise modern setting.... [More]

We'll admit to not having had the best luck with pint-sized R/C choppers, but the Black Stealth 3-Channel R/C Helicopter ($30) is here to change all that. Unlike most other small toy helicopters, which always fly forward and have ultra-sensitive controls, the Stealth features dual counter-rotating blades, three channels of directional control — up and down, left and right, and... [More]

While most guys have a love-hate relationship with Axe, the new Dark Temptation scent aims to make your female relationships nothing but love-love. Inspired by the irresistible-to-women aroma of chocolate, Axe Dark Temptation ($3-$5) will soon be available as body spray and shower gel.... [More]

Those longing for the look and feel of the venerable T610, your wait is over. The Sony Ericsson T700 ($TBA; Q4 2008) is the spiritual successor to that great phone, with a sleek black plastic and metal body, and features like Quad-band GSM, UMTS and HSDPA, a 3.2 megapixel camera, a 2-inch display, stereo speakers, and more. It's the best-looking... [More]

Most computer makers looking to make their lineup seem greener would be happy to slap a bamboo sticker on the outside and call it a day, but not ASUS. Their new Bamboo Series Notebook ($TBA) features artisan-grade Moso bamboo paneling, and energy-saving tech to back up its eco-friendly looks. Its Super Hybrid Engine technology can extend battery life between 35%... [More]

In need of a better disguise than Charlie sported in last week's Sunny season premiere? Check out this complete collection of Moustaches & Beards ($37-$67) from HWW Mannequins. Available in a wide variety of styles and hair colors, and made from washable, comb-able K7 Kanekalon, you should be able to find one that suits your needs — whether it be... [More]

Excuse me, Mr. Bond — your new car has arrived. You're looking at the ultimate Aston Martin. And ain't she a beauty? The Aston Martin One-77 ($1.4 million) boasts a 7.3-liter V12, a carbon fiber chassis, a handcrafted aluminum body, and performance to match — including a 0-60 time of 3.5 seconds and a top speed of over 200 mph.... [More]

If Uncrate's T-shirt section and Rumplo's indie picks just aren't enough to satisfy your need for fresh tees, then check out PleaseDressMe. This T-shirt search engine, co-founded by wine guru Gary Vaynerchuk, lets you locate torso covers by search term (example: TV), tag (example: food), color (example: green), or price (example: under $10).... [More]

Bridging the gap between dSLRs and medium format cameras, the new Leica S2 ($TBA) packs a 30 x 45 mm, 37.5 megapixel sensor and compatibility with Leica's range of S-series lenses. Other features include a high-res 3-inch display, the exclusive MAESTRO image processor, a dual shutter system, a precise, quiet autofocus system, and more. It's an entirely new class of... [More]

Another half-way-between-a-point-and-shoot-and-an-SLR-camera is the Nikon Coolpix P6000 ($500). The 13.5-megapixel flagship Coolpix camera features a 4x wide-angle optical Zoom-Nikkor glass lens, a 2.7-inch LCD and optical viewfinder, and a built-in GPS unit that records the exact location where your pictures were taken. The P6000 also offers my Picturetown connectivity, Nikon's EXPEED image processing concept, and support for Coolpix RAW mode... [More]

The internet overlords continue their online onslaught with Google Chrome, a free, lightweight web browser. Chrome features a clean, minimal design, fast page loading, thumbnail tabs, and a simplified address bar (for URLs and search terms). It's Windows-only right now, but Google says Mac and Linux versions are in progress.... [More]

Inspired by the bags pilots use to carry their helmets and accessories, this Helmet Bag ($38) works just as well for your everyday junk. Made from tough nylon, the bag features two front snap pockets, a zippered main compartment, and a removable, adjustable shoulder strap. Iceman would approve.... [More]

Get thin with the Sony Cyber-shot DSC-T700 ($400). This 10-megapixel shooter has 4GB of internal memory, a 3.5-inch wide touch panel Xtra Fine LCD screen, and a profile of slightly more than 5/8 of an inch. The T700 also features a newly-developed Carl Zeiss lens that integrates a 4x optical zoom and Optical SteadyShot image stabilization, as well as intelligent... [More]

If you've found yourself searching for a new desk, then you can thank furniture juggernaut Steelcase for releasing a perfectly practical solution dubbed the Home Habitat. It features a massive amount of desk real estate on-top of two filing drawers — all made from a solid construction of wood and metal. And at $900 for the system, this is an... [More]

If you're like most men, efforts to properly gift wrap presents have ended in total failure. Maybe you've got a girlfriend on the side to wrap things for you, or maybe you've resorted to those lame balloon wrappers, but either way, you're not self-reliant. Boxwood Gift Boxes ($52) offer a simple yet elegant way to circumvent your wrapping retardation. Made... [More]

Referenced frequently throughout the series, The Tales of Beedle the Bard ($8) collects all five of the mythical Harry Potter fables in one place, complete with Rowling's illustrations and commentary from Dumbledore himself. For true wizarding enthusiasts, the Collector's Edition ($100) adds Rowling's handwritten introduction, more illustrations, and craftsmanship worthy of its lofty price.... [More]

Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]

Combining the convenience of digital with the instant gratification of an old Polaroid, the Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera ($500) gives you the best of both worlds. This 5-megapixel shooter boasts an integrated Zink printer, and the built-in software lets you add borders, frames, and other effects on the fly. But trust us — the first time you see a... [More]

Get the comfort of a hammock with the protection of an off-ground tent in the Lawson Hammock Camping Tent ($149). This all-in-one shelter offers a mosquito net, rain cover, and tent-like construction, with spreader bars on both ends for a spacious bed that can hold one person plus all their gear. Lightweight and easy to setup, it's perfect for short... [More]

If you're looking for the slimmest, sexiest LCD around, check out the Sony Bravia KLV-40ZX1M LCD TV ($TBA; December 2008). At only 9.9mm deep and with a weight of only 26 pounds, the ZX1 begs to be wall-mounted, and features 1080p resolution, LED backlighting, 120Hz Motionflow technology for smooth on-screen movement, Bravia Engine 2 video processing, an HDMI input, and... [More]

Get legendary cleanliness with the Zirh Warrior Shower Gel Collection ($23 each). Choose from rulers such as Ulysses (Light Exotic), Julius Caesar (Refreshing Citrus), Alexander (Spicy Wood), Cyrus (Sensual Smooth), and Charlemagne (Cooling Icy).... [More]

Show off your love for ports with the AV T-Shirt ($20). In addition to being a must-have for audio/video geeks, the tee can also double as an easy-to-wear Halloween costume.... [More]

Today's a good day — we all finally get to hear some new Mitch Hedberg jokes. This 2Pac-humous album, recorded two months prior to his death in 2005, includes nearly forty minutes of previously unreleased material. As expected, Do You Believe in Gosh? ($11) has all of the genius observational, bite-size comedy Mitch was famous for.... [More]

The Leica M8.2 ($6,213) is a small, but significant overhaul of the company's successful M8 rig. It features an ultra scratch-resistance sapphire crystal LCD display, redefined bright frames in the viewfinder, an easy to use snapshot mode for those who don't want to bother with all the manual settings and metal blade focal plane shutter that makes it sound more... [More]

Get a shiatsu-style massage from the comfort of your own home with the Dry Water Jet Massager ($29,500). This unit uses 28 nozzles to deliver streams of water that replicate a real massage, using a pliable polymer sheet to keep you dry. Features include adjustable water temperature, pressure, and pulse intervals, a built-in 7-inch LCD with DVD player, included Bose... [More]

Unless you've been living in a cave for the last few months/years, you've probably heard about Will Wright's latest creation, Spore ($50 Mac/PC). In the game, you develop a species from the slog of microscopic organisms all the way up to interstellar traveling, social, and intelligent being, while in complete control of the species' development. The game's music is procedurally... [More]

Ditch your bland bathroom tile and replace it with something a bit more fun. Tetris Tiles are, as the name suggests, tiles based on the shapes found in the popular game. Custom made in England from Italian ceramics, the tiles are available as whole pieces or in mosaic sections with single square tiles. May we suggest some background music to... [More]

Finally, the reason for Cookie Monster's hyperactivity has been revealed: Buzz Strong's Caffeinated Cookies ($5). Made with Brazilian coffee, Tahitian vanilla, and Swiss dark and white chocolate chips, these cookies are all-natural and have a shelf life of nine months despite their lack of preservatives. And with four cookies offering the caffeine equivalent of drinking a full cup of coffee,... [More]

Imagine making everything in your real world environment link to something in your online life. That's sort of the idea behind Tikitag ($TBA). It uses Near Field Communications (NFC) to connect real-life objects with online information. A teddy bear might link to a picture of its owner, or a business card might take you to that person's Facebook profile. The... [More]

Finally, an easy way to do red scale shooting on an analog camera. Lomography's new RedScale Film ($15/3-pack) takes the guesswork out of this old photographic technique — where shooters would load their film backwards to shoot through the semi-transparent protective layer on the back of 35mm color negative film — by spooling the film in reverse. The result? Pictures... [More]

If you've been lusting after an all-electric convertible and have tired of waiting on the Tesla Roadster to arrive, your ride is now here. The Amp ($25,000 plus the cost of the Sky) is an all-electric conversion of the Saturn Sky, the funky-logo'd cousin to the Pontiac Solstice. Featuring a zero-to-60 time of 5.7 seconds and a top speed of... [More]

After all this time, why miss out on Snake's final mission? Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots ($60) is being touted as the final installment in the long-running stealth action series, and should see the return of some of your favorite characters from previous MGS adventures. Unfortunately, the game has been kept under surprisingly tight wraps, so there... [More]

You won't find a smaller drive with this much storage anywhere. The easily-lost Pico USB Flash Drive ($50) is less than 4mm thick yet holds 8GB of digital miscellany. It sports a polished chrome finish and is shock and water resistant.... [More]

Do you live in a multiple-iPod/iPhone home? If so, you know how hard it is to keep them all organized and charged. Enter Griffin's PowerDock ($50-$70). This brushed aluminum charging station, available in two models, charges two or four iPods/iPhones at a time, keeping them all rounded up and juiced up.... [More]

If you're going to have candles sitting around, they might as well be black. Baxter of California, in partnership with Joya, has just launched a new series of man-targeted soy wax-based candles called Flammable ($45). Each (black) candle — Cassis Noir, Jasmin Noir, Tubereuse Noire — comes with a custom designed matchbox and a burn time of about 70 hours.... [More]

Tired of the same ol' people v. people paintball games? Then step up the action with an EMT Paintball Sentry Turret ($1,400 and up). This Halo-worthy killer is capable of shooting 30 rounds per second, and can be operated from hundreds of feet away using a wireless remote controller with a LCD that shows live color feeds from the gun-mounted... [More]

With a combination of whimsy and style, the Cut Throat Tie ($30-$50) from Cyberoptix is sure to liven up your office-wear. The tie features a design of five straight razor chevrons that would make Sweeney Todd proud, and is available in microfiber or silk, in skinny or standard widths, and in a variety of colors — making sure you can... [More]

A reusable water bottle as healthy as the water you put inside it. The KOR ONE Hydration Vessel ($30) is BPA-free (good for your body) and cuts down on the amount of water bottles you throw away each year (good for the planet). The KOR ONE features a pretty stunning industrial design, topped off with a just-right spout and a... [More]

Yes, it's every bit as cool as it sounds. A 60 team dash from NYC to Montreal using only rental cars (OK other cars are allowed too, but rental car use is encouraged). Entry is a paltry $150, but you're responsible for your expenses along the route. Buy-in does, however, include a huge blowout party on the night the rally... [More]

The already-compact Flip Video Ultra camcorder just got a new little brother. At about 40% smaller than the Ultra series, the Flip Video Mino ($180) weighs only 3.3 ounces, but packs in features like 2GB of storage (good for up to 60 minutes of VGA-quality video), a rechargeable lithium ion battery (which recharges with a built-in USB arm), touch-sensitive buttons,... [More]

Anytime a spice product comes with a disclaimer that you have to approve, you know it's serious — and Blair's 16 Million Reserve Crystals ($545 and up) are indeed serious. Limited to a run of 999, the gold and white wax-sealed bottle holds inside a 1ml pharmaceutical grade vial packed with pure capsaicin crystal, the main active component of chili... [More]

From the makers of the Uncrate-approved weRobot and alienWe tees comes the new weGo T-Shirt ($23). Like the two shirts before it, this one is filled with pop culture goodness. No more than 55 vehicles from TV, movies, video games and more — from the A-Team van to the Star Wars Landspeeder to Ecto-1.... [More]

Ever wonder exactly what kind of technological wonders the CIA has cooked up over the years? Then you need to read Spycraft: The Secret History of the CIA's Spytechs, from Communism to al-Qaeda ($20). Co-written by a former director the CIA’s Office of Technical Service — an ultra-secret group that makes the Q division look like amateurs — and an... [More]

Live better, the Japanese way, with Urawaza: Secret Everyday Tips and Tricks from Japan ($10). The book contains more than 100 tricks and solutions — stuff like using a piece of bread to pick up broken glass, and using mouthwash to clean your toilet — that will have you amazing your friends with your newfound skills.... [More]

Feast your eyes on the most ridiculous piece of photo equipment you're going to see this year. The Hasselblad H3DII-50 ($TBA). That 50 stands for megapixels — as in 50 million pixels. Suffice to say that this is about as ultra high end as current technology will allow. The Kodak sensor embedded in this beast should be more than enough... [More]

It appears independent car makers are stepping up amid crazy gas prices to bring some stylish green into our lives. The just-announced Scorpion ($TBA) from Ronn Motor Company is a sexy speedster that will run on a 30-40 ratio blend of gas and hydrogen, promising around 40 mpg efficiency while still being able to hit 60 mph in 3.5 seconds.... [More]

Part toy, part instrument, all geeky goodness. The Tenori-on ($1,200) is an electronic musical instrument that lets you create music by manipulating a series of buttons and a dial that control the type of sound and beats per minute produced, and a screen consisting of a 16x16 grid of LED switches. A magnesium frame gives the device a nice feel,... [More]

Following up their ultra-critically acclaimed (but not entirely successful) Boys and Girls in America, The Hold Steady are back with Stay Positive ($10), a different sort of thing than its predecessor. Shedding much of the mythology that made frequent appearances throughout the previous albums, it's immediately accessible to anyone who picks it up — not just diligent listeners. Craig Finn's... [More]

Inspired by the seven deadly sins, London-based designer Kacper Hamilton has created a rather unique set of red wine glasses. His 7 Deadly Glasses ($TBA) each embody one of the famous sins (Greed and Wrath shown above), and all come in a a mahogany, velvet and brass case. [via]... [More]

Need to consolidate some of your audio components? Check out the Gais Faltima Series 010 SD, LP, CD System ($500). This mini-system offers up a turntable, a MP3 and WMA-capable CD player, an SD card slot, and a USB port for music stored on thumb drives. As if that wasn't enough, the player can also record one audio format to... [More]

Sunflower seeds are boring. Zotes Sunflower Seeds ($2) are not. Made for the seed connoisseur, Zotes' flavors include Salt & Pepper, Roasted & Salted, Dill Pickle, Beer Baked, Hot Wings, Spicy Nacho, Tequila Lime, Jalapeno, Garlic Roast, and Energy. Not only are they super-spiced, but they come in a bottle instead of a sure-spillable bag. [Thanks, Chad]... [More]

Like the Xacti HD1 before it, Sanyo's new Xacti HD1010 ($800; July) offers small-bodied HD (this time in 1080i) recording. It features face detection for up to 12 people at once, a 300fps slow-motion video mode, a 10x optical zoom lens, image stabilization, and a 2.7"LCD. Video is stored on SD or SDHC cards, and the HD1010 also takes 4-megapixel... [More]

Modern design is overrated. Take your HDTV back to the future with this retrorific M21 Flat TV Console ($3,600), which houses flat-panel plasmas and LCDs. Made from sustainable solid and veneer hardwoods (in black walnut and cherry finishes), the 1950's-style unit will be the star of any swank lounge. [via]... [More]

Yesterday at E3, Nintendo announced two new additions that'll make your Wii even more useful for drunken Friday nights with the neighbors. Wii Sports Resort ($TBA; Spring 2009) is the first sequel to the totally worn-out pack-in, featuring summer/beach games like Sword Play, Jet-Ski Power Cruising, and Disc Dog. It's also the first game to work with (and come with)... [More]

Of all the things we can go without, clean water is not one of them. Secure yourself a steady supply of drinking water in even the worst conditions with the Lifesaver Bottle ($380). Using a highly advanced ultra-filtration system, the Lifesaver will remove bacteria, viruses, parasites, fungi and all other microbiological waterborne pathogens without using chemicals like iodine or chlorine,... [More]

Vizio is going high-end with its new XVT Series LCD TVs. The first two models will be the 42-inch SV420XVT ($1200) and the 47-inch SV470XVT ($1500), both of which will offer 4 HDMI inputs, 1080p resolution with 120Hz operation, Vizio's Smooth Motion Technology, SRS TruSurround XT technology for virtual 5.1 surround sound, and complementing component, composite, and S-Video inputs. It's... [More]

This ultra-compact shooter has the usual set of features — 10-megapixel resolution, a 2.7 inch LCD, 5x optical zoom, maximum ISO of 1600, and Dual Image Stabilization. But what sets The Samsung TL9 ($280) apart from other cameras is MP3/PMP capability and two awesome empty/full analog gauges that track remaining battery life and memory capacity. [via]... [More]

Forget the basement boxing ring — if you really want to spend your Friday nights in bloody battles, check out these Throwdown Pro Series MMA Cages ($16,500 and up). Available in three shapes — circle, hexagon, and octagon — the cages feature patented heavy-duty framing, closed-cell polyethylene foam padding, extra-wide corner bumper pads, all-steel stairs, and vinyl skirting. All you... [More]

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then we have the book for you. The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of the terrible, organized by symptom so you can quickly discover that your loss of appetite... [More]

The Panasonic Lumix DMC-LX3 ($500) is a pro-worthy point-and-shoot that features a F2.0 24mm Leica DC Vario-Summicron lens, 10.1 megapixels and an ultra-sensitive 1/1.63-inch CCD. The compact cam captures photos up to ISO 3200 at full resolution, offers full manual control for more advanced photography, and has the ability to record HD video in 1280 x 720p at 24fps. It'll... [More]

Finally, hardcore PC gaming in a box that doesn't look like a Chuck E. Cheese's attraction. The Voodoo Omen ($6,500-$20,000) is a serious gaming rig, with an Intel Core 2 Extreme Quad-Core processor, a quad radiator for maximum cooling, a 7-inch, front-mounted auxiliary LCD, up to 8GB of memory, an optional Blu-ray burner, support for both Nvidia SLI and ATI... [More]

If you happen to find yourself in the predicament where you have a wad of cash and faced with the decision of purchasing an RV or a Yacht, Terra Wind is about to make your life just a little bit easier. The Terra Wind Amphibious RV (starting at $850,000) is every bit as amazing as it sounds. One part decked-out... [More]

Protect your Apple laptop in style with the Incase Slim Sleeve ($35). Available for the Macbook, 15- and 17-inch Macbook Pro, and the Macbook Air, these sleek, minimalist polyurethane cases offer slim, complete protection with looks worthy of the notebooks inside, and are perfect for pairing with a traditional messenger bag.... [More]

Rock out (sorry) with the Klipsch AWR-650-SM outdoor speaker ($300). Designed to look and feel like a natural rock, the AWR-650-SM features a two-way design that employs a 6.5-inch dual voice coil polymer woofer and dual 3/4-inch polymer dome tweeters, which allows it to play both left and right stereo signals. It also sports a weatherized UV-resistant enclosure and is available... [More]

Watch out, vegetables. The Perfect Peeler by Kyocera ($20) features a diamond-hard, corrosion-resistant zirconium oxide blade that stays sharp 10 times longer than other pro steel blades. Its blade also adjusts angle from vertical to horizontal and is paired up with a lightweight comfort handle.... [More]

Looking for an alternative to overpriced hybrid, electric, and hydrogen-powered cars? Grab yourself an old diesel and the Greasecar Vegetable Oil Conversion System ($TBD). The kit comes with everything you need to convert your diesel-powered car or truck to run on waste vegetable oil. That's right, we said "waste" vegetable oil, meaning the kit is not only green, and helps... [More]

Who knew Mexico would be the home of one of the best-looking sports cars in recent memory? The Mastretta MXT (£32,999; 2009) is the country's first car, but it's no rookie effort. Boasting 240 hp from a turbocharged 2.0L engine, the car moves from 0-60 in less than five seconds with a top speed of around 150 mph, all thanks... [More]

A sustainable surfboard? Why not. Crafted from dead agave foraged from the SoCal desert, the Linden Agave Singlefin Surfboard ($2,500-$5,000) is great for the environment and even better for your beachside style. If you're lucky enough to buy one, be careful with it — veteran shaper Gary Linden spends over 60 hours hand-building each of the 6'4" wooden boards. [via]... [More]

Wouldn't it be great if there was a 100% high-def cable channel for men? There is. MOJO HD offers guy-rific original shows (on topics like travel, food, music, business, and more), movies, sports, and specials in 1080i format and 5.1 sound. We especially like Three Sheets with globetrotting comedian Zane Lamprey, London Live hosted by BBC Radio 1 DJ Sara... [More]

Free your files from the grip of your computer with the Maxtor Central Axis ($330; July). The 7200 rpm NAS offers 1TB of storage to hold all your media, DLNA compliance so you can serve up photos, video, and music to your PS3 or Xbox 360, and remote access service so you can still get to your media whether you're... [More]

The PF Flyers brand has a long and storied history (started by BF Goodrich in 1937, then bought by Converse in 1972, sold off due to antitrust issues, resurrected a few years ago by New Balance). All those years later, they've finally got a pair worth wearing. The PF Flyers Albin ($110) is a simple lace-up sneaker made up of... [More]

Take your dudeness to a whole new level with a Residential Bowling Lane ($TBA). They feature full-length, regulation lanes, genuine AMF and Brunswick equipment, and require over 1,000 sq ft. of space for a pair of lanes. Built to USBC standards, these custom lanes provide all the fun of a night at the alley without the stinky rental shoes, hassle... [More]

With speakers small enough to use as drink garnishes, the Sony HT-IS100 Bravia Theatre Micro System ($700; July 2008) aims to disappear into your living room. Despite its small size, the system still pumps out 450 watts of RMS power, which is spread between the five satellites and the subwoofer. Other features include 1080p HDMI inputs with repeater functionality, Sony... [More]

If you've tired of the endless stream of similar-looking, mediocre-performing pocketable digicams, check out the Rolleiflex MiniDigi AF 5.0 ($330). This digitized throwback is a precisely shrunken version of the classic Rolleiflex twin reflex camera in red or black, complete with hand crank, but with modern tech like an auto focus lens, a 3 megapixel CMOS sensor, and a pop-up... [More]

Looking for an alternative to bland, traditional canvas messenger bags? The Continental Shoulder Bag ($120) offers a break from the norm with its unique construction which uses six punctured bicycle tires for a rugged exterior. Inside, it offers two simple pockets and room for standard A4-sized documents and folders; a zippered outer pocket rounds out the offering.... [More]

If you're a power user of Photoshop, Aperture, Final Cut Pro, Pro Tools, After Effects, or Logic Pro, you'll want to take a look at these new Keyboard Shortcut Skins for Macs ($30-$40). Available for each of the above applications, the skins cover either your Apple desktop keyboard or your Mac laptop keyboard, and offer a custom fit and color-coded... [More]

Need to freshen up between showers? Try a couple sprays of Kill It Dead ($12). Billed as a "natural de-funkifier," this mixture of witch hazel, tea tree oil, and other earth-friendly ingredients is formulated to kill offending odors emanating from your underarm, foot, or other stinky spots. A great alternative to traditional aluminum-filled anti-perspirants.... [More]

The Dear Ingo Lamp ($TBD), which will be known as "the spider lamp" from here on out, is a chandelier made of 16 black metal task lamps. Sure, it's crazy, but it's also kind of awesome. Get your dimmer ready.... [More]

If you haven't yet seen The Dark Knight, shame on you. If you have, you might recognize this hella-cool Belstaff Leather Blouson Jacket ($1,250; pre-order). Designed for and worn by Christian Bale's Bruce Wayne as he patrols the streets of Gotham on his motorcycle, this tastefully distressed jacket oozes cool, with a zip front, two red leather bands on the... [More]

Hotwicks ($9) definitely aren't your typical candles. With scents like beer, campfire, grass (as in lawn), new car, pancake, pigskin, stripper, popcorn, and the rather scrumptious sounding urinal cake, your place can smell exactly how you want it to. Just be careful with combinations. While beer + grass + pigskin = great gameday memories, beer + hippie + stripper +... [More]

One area where the iPhone falls short is its weak camera. If you're a serious snapper who requires more megapixel might in their phone, check out the new Sony Ericsson C905 ($TBD; Q4 2008). The Cyber-shot slider features an 8.1 megapixel camera (compared to the iPhone's lowly 2 megapixels), Xenon flash, face detection auto-focus, smart contrast and image stabilizer. It... [More]

Explore and study the origin of the geek in American Nerd: The Story of My People by Benjamin Nugent ($14). This unique tome takes a look at the history of the nerd throughout society and pop culture, examining their tastes (like online gaming and sci-fi clubs), unfortunate stereotypes, and everything in between, up to and including their social isolation and... [More]

At last, you can own your very own Mattel Hoverboard. Okay, so it doesn't actually work, but this super-rare Back to the Future Hoverboard ($30,000) is one of the only remaining wooden props used in the film. In excellent condition, it features wood and metal construction, complete with rotating footpads and bottom-mounted "magnet pads." A must-see for any film memorabilia... [More]

If you're the type who carries a Moleskine with you nearly everywhere you go, you're probably also the type who will dig these Custom Laser Engraved Moleskine Notebooks ($25 and up). Pick your notebook, upload your artwork (or choose from one of 10 artist designs), and you're done — unless you want custom spine engraving, as well. The hipster's favorite... [More]

A leather strap brings some serious style to the Bird-Electron EZ0 Portable Speaker ($90). Perfect for blasting your iPod during workouts, long subway rides, or bikini car wash competitions, this Japan import features a compact aluminum body and requires no power source. It's available in red, white, and limited edition gold, silver and anodized blue.... [More]

Just because you get your news from the 'net instead of the local paper doesn't mean you have to give up that newspaper feel. Times ($30) is a new RSS reader for Mac OS X Leopard that presents your feeds in a friendly, newspaper-style layout, which can be organized into sections, subject pages, and more. It also offers up the... [More]

Less is definitely more with the Flip Video Ultra Camcorder ($142). Thanks to its simple-to-use and extremely portable design, this video recorder is selling like hot cakes, taking 13% of the camcorder market. The Flip holds 60 minutes of VGA-quality (640 x 480) video on 2GB of built-in memory and produces surprisingly good video and audio quality. The vertically-held camcorder... [More]

What can you do with 5 pounds of Silly Putty? Beats us, but we're sure you can think of something. Choose from Original ($77), Blue ($77), or the color-changing Purple/Pink ($153) and Orange/Yellow ($153). If, for some reason, you want to split up your monster blob, you can buy 100-case packs of Silly Putty plastic eggs ($110) in various colors.... [More]

Ever freak out over cross-contamination in your kitchen? These Index Chopping Boards ($85) are here to help. Color-coded for different food types (red/raw meat, white/cooked foods, blue/fish, green/fruits and veggies), all four boards are dishwasher safe, and are stored in a stylish vertical filing unit. Never again will you accidentally cut your limes on the same board as you cut... [More]

We love anything that's dead simple. And you can't get anymore simple than Muxtape. The online service does one thing — let you create and share mixtape-like MP3 playlists with friends. With a 15-second signup, 1-click uploading and playback, and beautifully minimal playlist pages, Muxtape is our new music-savvy friend.... [More]

You'll be safe during the Zombie apocalypse if you place your order now for one these Ford F-650-based SUVs ($200,000) from Alton Truck Company. This 7-door beast features an insane amount of body work and packs in a Caterpillar 7.2L C7 ACERT engine with 230 hp and 660 lb.-ft. of torque. While the hoards of undead are smashed outside, you... [More]

Standing at less than 10-inches tall, the Marshall MS-4 Micro Stack ($60) lets you rock out just about anywhere. It features two speaker cabinets with a head, as well as gain, volume, and tone controls. The Micro Stack is powered by a single 9V battery and is said to be "powerful enough to blow the windows out of a doll... [More]

As much as we love bowling on the Wii, it only makes sense that we're hot for this Brunswick Wii Bowling Bag ($45). The stylishly ironic bag, which looks like a traditional bowling ball bag, has padded compartments designed to carry the Wii console, cords, games, sensor bar, Wii remote, Nunchuk controller, and more. Game on. [Thanks, Dennis]... [More]

You don't need to be a designer to appreciate Materials Monthly ($35/issue; $300 sub.) from the Princeton Architectural Press. This unique publication, designed as a system for shelving and cataloging, brings with it at least five state-of-the-art material samples and spec sheets each issue, along with important technical information. Sure, it's not for everyone, but if you get as excited... [More]

Great for wannabe Asian chefs, the Typhoon Nonstick Hot Wok ($30) offers an asymmetrical shape that makes it easy to toss and turn food when stir-frying. Made of carbon steel with a nonstick finish, the wok also features a quick-heating flat bottom and an ergonomic stay-cool handle. Also pick up a Wok Utensil Set ($15) and some All-Natural Stir Fry... [More]

Make your iPhone a little more durable with the Incase Slider Case ($35). This 1mm-thin hardshell plastic case features interior rubber guardrails that provide shock absorption plus impact and scratch protection. The removable bottom cover slides away for docking. The Slider case is available in black gloss, white gloss, and black matte, and is also available for the iPod Touch.... [More]

Like a Candy Land board made of real candy, Clue Premier Edition ($150) ups the game's realism with nine sunken, three-dimensional rooms, each with precise details including the appropriate furnishings. A non-removable tempered glass lid lets the board function as a display piece between games and keeps curious little hands off the goods inside, while the familiarity of the classic... [More]

Looking for a TV that will match any decor? That's the idea behind the Samsung Touch of Color HDTVs ($480-$2580), which feature a hint of red naturally blended into a sexy piano black frame. Other features of these high-end sets include InfoLink RSS, which displays user-customizable news, sports, weather, stocks and entertainment information onscreen, 120Hz technology, 1080p resolution, a 50,000:1... [More]

The world's most iconic scooter is getting a makeover. The 2008 Vespa S ($4100) is a retro-forward version of the Vespino scooters of the '60s and '70's, featuring a 150cc four-stroke engine, incredible fuel mileage, an advanced front disc/rear drum braking system, light alloy rims (11" in the front and 10" in the rear), an under-seat storage compartment, and a... [More]

Remove the hassle of mixing gas from your mowing routine and help out the environment with the Neuton Battery-Powered Mower ($480). Like conventional mowers, the Neuton includes a mulching plug, bagger, and side discharge chute, but unlike conventional mowers, it's powered by a rechargeable 24-volt battery that provides enough juice for 45-60 minutes of mowing per charge. Plus, it's nearly... [More]

We know that Dave makes some insanely hot sauce, but for those times when you need something a little more reasonable, or need to offer a less-hot version of the same dish, check out Dave's Adjustable Heat Hot Sauce ($10). The pump-spray sauce allows you to change the heat with a simple turn of the cap, letting you go from... [More]

What's a family gathering Halloween without a few corpses lying around? Corpses For Sale ($545-$595) are incredibly detailed faux dead bodies, available in both male and female versions, with either light or heavy(!) decay. Nasty skin, strangely intact hair, sunken eyes, destroyed teeth — you name it, these corpses have it, along with the ability to scare the bejeezus out... [More]

Forget that business with the island and the freighter — bring the island to you with the WallyIsland ($TBA). Like a floating fortress straight out of a Bond movie, the 325-foot WallyIsland offers a customizable main deck that can house tennis courts, a lush green oasis, a deep swimming pool, a heliport, and more. It can run along at a... [More]

A hardcore toothpaste for your hardcore breath. Ideal for smokers and rancid breath sufferers, Marvis Classic Strong Mint Toothpaste ($9) offers a powerful minty taste that provides a lot of fresh in your mouth. The museum-worthy tube is worthy of display. For a sweeter, cooler taste, try Marvis Aquatic Mint Toothpaste ($9).... [More]

Gary Vaynerchuk is our kind of guy. If you've ever watched Gary's Wine Library TV, then you know how hardcore he is about wine, life, and the Jets (possibly not in that order). His in-your-face style and real man's knowledge of the vino has finally been gathered into a helpful book lengthily titled Gary Vaynerchuk's 101 Wines: Guaranteed to Inspire,... [More]

We hadn't heard of Clae before, but their Spring 2008 Collection makes us wish we had. The anti-corporate shoe maker has 10 styles in their new collection ($60-$135), all available in several different colorways. Our favs shown here are the Garvey, Langston, and Blakey.... [More]

Food containers aren't the coolest thing in the world, but these Oxo Pop Containers ($7-$17) have us excited. Available in a variety of sizes to hold everything from spaghetti to your "special" brownies, the stackable containers are airtight thanks to a slick pop-button design that doubles as a handle.... [More]

Don't leave it up to the USPS to track your most sensitive mail properly. At just a fourth of an inch thin, the GPS Mail Logger ($695) is a GPS tracking device that can be mailed in an envelope, tracking the exact location, speed and altitude of your envelope, from the time it leaves you to the time it reaches... [More]

Giving the phrase "Under the sea" a whole new meaning, the Poseidon Undersea Resort ($15,000 and up) lets you rest underneath the waves in a room made mostly of acrylic glass. Located in Fiji, the resort offers guests private plane transport from a Fijian airport to the Poseidon Mystery Island, where they'll enjoy a week's stay — including two nights... [More]

YouTube is great for stuff like this and this. But not so great when you're wanting to watch the episode of The Simpsons you missed last week. Following an extended beta period, Hulu is here to help. A joint venture of NBC Universal and the usually evil News Corp., Hulu is a free online video site that offers a large... [More]

Sick of showing up for GH gigs with the same ol' axe as everyone else? Stand out in the crowd with a Custom-Painted Guitar Hero Guitar from Colorware ($100 and up send-in, $200 and up new). Available in Xbox 360, Wii, and PS3 variations, you can customize nearly every part of the guitar, and with a bevy of colors to... [More]

You deserve a chair like this. Made in North Carolina for Restoration Hardware, the Buster Leather Chair ($1,995-$2,450) features vintage-look leather, a kiln-dried hardwood frame, antiqued nailhead trim, and big ol' wings. Just add pipe, scotch, and newspaper. Also available as a recliner.... [More]

The best noise-blocking Bluetooth headset just got better. The new Aliph Jawbone 2 ($130) is 50 percent smaller than the original, and steps up the noise elimination with DARPA-approved NoiseAssassin technology. The new headset also offers improved looks, thanks to its textured exterior and touch-sensitive buttons, and lasting battery life, with 4 hours of talk time and up to 8... [More]

Sometimes the solution to a problem is so simple, it's surprising no one has thought of it before. Such is the case with the Belkin Mini Surge Protector with USB Charger ($25). Expanding one power outlet into three, the sleek surge bar also offers two USB ports for charging up your gadgets. If you're a frequent traveler, this needs to... [More]

Absinthe makes everything better. Korres Absinthe Shave Cream ($22) is a great brushless, non-foaming prep that allows for effortless shaves. Formulated at a milder PH to prevent skin roughness, it's enriched with absinthe extract, jojoba oil, vitamin E, active aloe, and provitamin B5.... [More]

HD video recording for under $200 bucks? Apparently. DXG's DXG-569V HD Camcorder ($170) records real HD (up to 1280 x 720) at 30 fps, letting even the poorest college students record co-ed debauchery in pristine, 16:9 quality. The DXG-569V features a 5-megapixel CMOS sensor for still image resolution up to 8-megapixels, a lightweight vertical design, and a rotational 3-inch TFT... [More]

Sometimes we get our hands on a product that turns out to be more fun than we could have ever imagined. Such is the case with the iChime ($90). This customizable doorbell can be set to play any of the 50 or so included songs/sounds (everything from holiday music to a dog barking) or one of 6 custom recordings that... [More]

Whether you're into Big Apple nostalgia or just happen to love hot dogs, this New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,500) is sure to make your day. Made of food-grade 18-gauge stainless steel, the cart features two 20" pneumatic wheels, two handles, three removable steamer trays (that can each hold up to 20 hot dogs or sausages), a propane tank... [More]

While it definitely destroys the sleekness of the iPhone (if we wanted our cell phone to look like an old Treo, we would've bought an old Treo!), the ClearBoost for iPhone ($30) may be just thing for those in the boonies or for those times when one bar will make the difference between making a call and not making a... [More]

We all like to try to live healthy, and for a lot of us that means drinking vitamin-enriched fluids. Unfortunately, vitamins and other healthful ingredients deteriorate sitting in water. Activate Drinks ($9/4-pack) solve this problem by storing the vitamins and herbs as powder in a chamber inside the cap. When the cap is twisted clockwise, a small plastic blade cuts... [More]

Looking for an edgier alternative to the traditional wooden pool table? Check out the No. 6 Sculpted Steel Billiard Table from Carbon Studio ($27,000). Designed and handcrafted by Colorado sculptor Daniel Romano, each table features a hot rolled steel finish with polished edges, hand formed metal pockets with rubber liners, and cold formed steel legs. In addition, every table is... [More]

Who wouldn't want their own plane? The ICON A5 ($139,000; 2010) is a two-seat sport airplane aimed at the masses. Designed to be "predictable and easy-to-fly," the lightweight personal aircraft is amphibious with retractable landing gear for flying off land and water alike. The A5 features a carbon fiber airframe, a 100-hp/120-mph Rotax 912 ULS engine (that runs on both... [More]

Coffee, you say? In a cologne? Yes. Thierry Mugler Angel Men Pure Coffee ($65) is a limited edition scent with its roots firmly planted in the world of java. With a base scent of slightly burnt coffee, the cologne also exhibits notes of different chocolates, giving it a rich, inviting, masculine smell that is sure to attract more attention than... [More]

Just because the snow's gone doesn't mean you can't get some boarding in. The Freebord ($210-$340) is a snowboard for the pavement, with outside wheels that act just like the edges of a snowboard, and center wheels that act like the petex base. Need to stop? Just edge in and slide to a stop, just like you do in snow.... [More]

Need a rugged, element-resistant camcorder for your next adventure? Check out the Panasonic SDR-SW20 Waterproof Camcorder ($380). This tough little cam records video onto SD or SDHC cards, allowing for 13 hours of recording, and it's also waterproof up to five feet, in fresh or saltwater. Other features include a 2.7-inch LCD, 10x optical zoom, a dust-proofing design, and impact... [More]

Looking for a robust desktop audio solution that doesn't consume massive amounts of space? Logitech's Z Cinéma Advanced Surround is one of the most feature rich sound systems currently available for desktops. Although it has only two speakers, it utilizes SRS TruSurround HD to believably simulate a much larger surround environment. What's more, those speakers own up with a tri-amplification... [More]

Leave it to Marilyn Manson to come up with a stellar brand of absinthe. Mansinthe ($56/bottle) is the result of a two-year collaboration between the Antichrist Superstar, Absinthe.de, and the Swiss speciality distillery Matter-Luginbühl AG, and recently won a Gold medal at the 2008 San Francisco World Spirits Competition. A well-known absinthe enthusiast, Manson was very involved in the drink's... [More]

Get all touchy-feely with the new Panasonic Lumix DMC-FX500 ($400). The compact 10-megapixel cam features a dual-control system that combines a 3-inch touch-screen LCD and joystick control. The FX500 also features a 25mm ultra-wide-angle Leica DC lens, 5x optical zoom, advanced Intelligent Auto technologies, and the ability to record HD video (1280 x 720p) and snap 16:9 photos. The DMC-FX500... [More]

"Rally car driver" is only behind "Natalie Portman leg shaver" on our list of dream professions. But with our old-man reflexes beginning to sit in, the closest we'll ever get to the rally life will probably be owning a Subaru Impreza WRX STI (starting at $35,000) and tearing up the gravel back roads. Luckily, the latest update makes the STI... [More]

While playing cards had nothing to do with David Blaine's amazing breath-holding stunt, we feel like we owe him a little bit of coverage for the 17 minutes and 4 seconds of record-breaking entertainment he provided us yesterday. Designed by Mr. Blaine himself (along with a couple other magic experts), the Split Spade Cards ($7) are as smooth and mysterious... [More]

While hot water is great for ridding your clothes of allergens, it's also hell on delicate fabrics. The LG SteamWasher ($1,300-$1,600) & SteamDryer ($1,100-$1,420) uses steam to soften the little guys up, so a quick blast of hot water is all it needs to get rid of them. The dryer unit also uses steam, features several different drying programs,... [More]

The monstrous Red One just got a little sister. The Red Scarlet ($TBA) is a more handleable hi-res camera, offering insane specs like a 3K resolution with Red's 2/3-inch Mysterium X sensor, 1-120fps (180fps burst) shooting, and up to 100MB/sec Redcode Raw HD and RBG recording to dual compact flash cards. The Scarlet sports a 4.8-inch LCD, 8x T2.8 Red... [More]

Drink your ale the way it was meant to be in one of these authentic British Imperial Pint Glasses ($7). These British style pub glasses, etched with the official European Union pint seal, finally allow you to replace your oh-so-classy Budweiser frog mugs. But these aren't just for looks — the heavy ridge on the Imperial glass provides durability and... [More]