With its signature swingtop cap, we'd drink Grolsch ($8) even if it tasted like Jay Leno's piss. Luckily, it tastes pretty damn good, giving us a reason to roll around with a little bit of hardware on our lager. It's the exact experience you'd expect from a brewer that's been around since 1615.... [More]

You probably didn't wake up this morning thinking how awesome it would be to ride around in a giant mechanical elephant. But we bet you are now. Les Machines de L'ile ($9 per ride) are huge robotic animals, imagined by François Delarozière and Pierre Oreficee, that are on display in Nantes, France. While you can take a ride in the... [More]

Thinking of leaving Europe for an island vacation? Save yourself some airfare and visit Germany's Tropical Islands (€25/visit). Housed inside the world's largest free-standing hall, the Islands feature a water park, a tropical village, and more, with perfect weather year-round. Use the money you save on great food, drinks, and gear, found at the Islands' various on-site restaurants, bars, and... [More]

Tucked in the seamy underbelly (OK, it's actually a pretty nice area) of San Francisco's Japantown is Best Western's Hotel Tomo ($200 and up). This J-pop inspired lodge features anime murals and LCD screens in each room — and it's cheap. There are also fancy pants gaming suites with giant projector screens, karaoke and, best of all, tons of game... [More]

Coffee not cutting it? Red Bull taste too much like urine (don't ask)? There is an alternative. With over two years (that's more than 24 months for those of you counting at home) of research, Brain Toniq ($54/24-pack) was developed to revolutionize the world of energy drinks. It's actually so revolutionary that it doesn't even include caffeine, instead boasting ingredients... [More]

From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.... [More]

You haven't had real tea until you've tried it in its natural, loose-leaf form. A world apart from the tea-bags sold at your local grocery store, loose leaf green tea is refined and subtle when harvested and prepared properly, and delivers a slow, more mellow dose of caffeine, as well as a handful of health benefits. Andrews & Dunham Damn... [More]

Kettle bells are great for a variety of strength training exercises, but not all require the same weight. So instead of spending a small fortune on a whole set, just pick up a PowerBell ($200-$250). This ingenious training device uses a set of weight plates that can be easily removed and reconfigured to create the ideal weight for your current... [More]

There's nothing more satisfying than decorating your abode with artwork or photos of your own creation, and CanvasPop ($49 and up) makes it easier than ever to do so. As the world's only large format printing company to work with images of any resolution, CanvasPop allows you to make gorgeous canvas prints of pretty much any image, even if they're... [More]

Optical illusions can be used for a variety of things, but when it's to decorate your pad, we're in. The Zero-In Coffee Table ($1250) is certainly expensive, but its looks make up for it. Made with dual-walled ribbons of gray molded polyester, the glass top creates the illusion that items placed on the table are floating in the air. Very... [More]

Most of us daydream — it's only natural — but few of us get to have help. The Daydream Mirror by Jason Miller ($400) lets you see yourself in a peaceful, serene light — either at a calming beach, or a dense forest. Now if they would only come out with the Strip Club model, life would finally be complete.... [More]

Covered in the same microsuede as their Omni Plus Chair, the Sumo Chief Rocker ($180) is also the same size and filled with the same great material — but it's got something up its sleeve. Namely, a long metal frame, which gives it added stability, making it nearly perfect for extended gaming sessions, or just a relaxing afternoon nap.... [More]

While it won't be going up in our living room, this Reefer Madness Poster ($30) is just too ridiculously funny to not try and find a place for it in the office. The only thing funnier than the poster is the description of the 1936 film: "Propaganda film that relates the story, as told by high school principal Dr. Carroll... [More]

Exotic animal rugs have long been a symbol of cool, and now with the Brown Zebra Rug from Popcows ($TBD) you can have that exotic look without the guilt of knowing an exotic animal was killed to get it. Made of solid, natural cowhides that are stamped with a black zebra pattern, these rugs add a splash of color and... [More]

For whatever reason, we've seemed to be on a home kick this week on Uncrate — so we figured why not finish strong? The Roses Rug by Nani Marquina ($2500) is expensive, but it is also one of the most gorgeous rugs we've ever encountered — and the 100% New Zealand Wool is sure to keep your feet feeling pampered.... [More]

The idea of translating the web into an urban-esque setting is not new, but rarely have we seen it so well done as in this Web 2.0 Poster ($21) from eBoy. This wild piece of pixel-art shows some of the biggest players in the Web 2.0 scene, with buildings, billboards, and other signage reminiscent of a downtown area. Part geek... [More]

We readily admit to being typography geeks, which means that the Font Clock (from $400) is right up our alley. Designed by Sebastian Wrong, the clock is based on a British 24-hour clock design, and uses twelve different fonts, "chosen for their design strength and individuality." At given points during the annual cycle, all the fonts run together for five... [More]

We're all for design that merges function with a sense of whimsy, which is a good way to describe these HANG Wall Hooks ($68). The set includes four oversized stainless steel individual letters — H, A, N, and G — that double as wall hooks, making for a funny yet functional addition to your home's decor.... [More]

Even if you don't allow smoking at your place, one of these Gorilla Ashtrays ($25) will bring some much needed awesomeness to your coffee table. Choose wisely from Gorilla, Skullrilla, and Robotrilla. Each offers the same special feature — when you sit a cig in its mouth, smoke come out of its eyes and nostrils.... [More]

Every week, artist Joe Suta creates three 4'x3' paintings, depicting a mashup of Threadless' winning T-shirt designs from that week, for their Chicago store. As new paintings are created, the old ones are sold online as Threadless Display Art. Priced at $250 each, these one-of-a-kind paintings are full of funky, pop culture-related art that's sure to spice up your office... [More]

One of Playboy's best-known features is its humorous, sophisticated artwork, and now you can pick up an original piece for your man-room at Playboy: The Art of Beauty ($500-$28,000; Probably NSFW). The auction, to be held on October 15 at Heritage Auction Galleries in Dallas, will feature 17 works of art from some of the mag's best known contributors, including... [More]

Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded into whatever surface they're stuck to. [via]... [More]

Looking for a no-nonsense pair of denim to add to your wardrobe? Then check out Cheap Monday Unwash Autobahn Jeans ($65). Featuring a mid rise cut with a straight leg fit in dark, raw denim, these jeans are simple yet stylish. And cheap.... [More]

If you can only carry one tool for personal defense/burglary, make it the Ka-Bar Becker TacTool ($140). The result of a collaboration between John Benner of the Tactical Defense Institute and Ethan Becker of Becker Knife and Tool, the TacTool offers a 7.75-inch blade, and works for prying open doors or windows, cutting, bashing out windows, lifting nails and hinge... [More]

If Uncrate's T-shirt section and Rumplo's indie picks just aren't enough to satisfy your need for fresh tees, then check out PleaseDressMe. This T-shirt search engine, co-founded by wine guru Gary Vaynerchuk, lets you locate torso covers by search term (example: TV), tag (example: food), color (example: green), or price (example: under $10).... [More]

Springing from the legendary scouting, tracking, and wilderness survival skills of Apache warriors, OnPoint Tactical Survival School ($TBD) teaches training for modern-day professionals and civilians who want to learn the kinds of advanced outdoor skills they don't teach in college. OnPoint Tactical trains elite units like SEALs and Force Recon, as well as law enforcement units like the US Marshals.... [More]

Skulls and crosses — two symbols that permeate our culture everywhere you go, but rarely seen in tandem. The Ebony Bead w/Large Skull & Cross Necklace by Luis Morais ($235) is 28” of ebony beads with a cross at the bottom of the necklace and a skull at the side. We’re not sure we are tough enough to back-up it’s... [More]

We've already shown you some Space Invaders Wrapping Paper to help you wrap your presents in style, and now it's time to wrap yourself with something similar. The Space Invaders Scarf from b2d4 ($50) is made from 100% Merino Wool, making the scarf warm, comfy and stylish. It comes in three different colors — we liked the blue-red-orange combo the... [More]

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly have a section of strong rope for any number of uses. (Just ask Bear how handy one of these things... [More]