My Pet Human T-Shirt
Everybody loves music and everybody loves robots. And we love this shirt. "My Pet Human" ($15) from Threadless T-Shirts comes in this gold color and features a unique illustration of an Iron Giant-esque robot and a girl both listening to some vinyl (probably Daft Punk).... [More]
Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring
We love LEGOs, and in honor of their recent 75th anniversary, we thought we'd mention this Silver Brickwall LEGO Ring ($80). The sterling silver ring features the familiar 2x2 LEGO pattern, and comes with six different color pieces to snap to the ring, adding versatility... [More]
Jesus T-Shirt
One of the most memorable characters from The Big Lebowski, the convicted pedophile named Jesus is now immortalized on a T-Shirt. Now you can tear up the lanes in the Jesus T-Shirt from Defunker ($20). If anyone asks you explain its meaning, there’s a simple... [More]
From The Depths T-Shirt
Watch out. Nessie is coming at you in 3D with this tee from Heavy Rotation. The From The Depths T-Shirt ($28) has a great illustration of the dino-sized creature from Loch Ness, along with your very own pair of 3D glasses.... [More]
Oddica Boombox Trilogy
Stock up on some audible style with the Oddica Boombox Trilogy ($59). The limited edition package includes three rockin' T-shirts and five buttons, all packed into a messenger bag screenprinted with Oddica's exploded boombox design.... [More]
Comma Sutra T-Shirt
Although the writing is a bit strange and we’re pretty sure that we’d injure ourselves if we ever tried some of the stuff in there, the Kama Sutra is nothing if not an interesting read. Now you can spice up your tee collection with the... [More]
Spinner T-Shirt
If you’ve used a Mac at all since the advent of OS X, you should be familiar with the graphic on this tee. The Spinner T-Shirt ($19) is based on a UI graphic designed to illustrate the passage of time in a program — it’s... [More]
Katamari Damacy T-shirts
Our friends at Panic have teamed up with Namco Japan to offer seven original shirts ($25) to celebrate the cult-hit video game Katamari Damacy. Printed on high-quality American Apparel shirts and designed by the game's creator, Keita Takahashi, the shirts deliver great style and come... [More]
She Doesn't Even Realize T-Shirt
If you happen to be single heading into this Valentine’s Day — as this Uncrate staffer is — then you should love this tee. The She Doesn't Even Realize by lonesquid ($15) features a sad and dejected little robot guy staring down at the heart... [More]
Paperclip Cactus
If you want to bring a little cartoon flavor to your workspace, check out this magnetic cactus paperclip holder from Mocha Home ($23). Yeah, it's a little goofy, but so are those redundant reports that you must turn by 5 p.m. every day. There's never... [More]
Pearl Jam (ST)
In their eighth studio release, Pearl Jam gives up on a lot of the self-righteousness that plagued their last few albums and have stripped down their sound and emotion to the raw core. Pearl Jam ($11) features the Seattle group at the best it's been... [More]
Night Owl T-Shirt
Show your wisdom of cool tees with the Night Owl T-shirt ($36) from TeeTonic. The navy blue shirt features an awesome illustration of everyone's favorite nocturnal bird of prey.... [More]
Double-Walled Beer Glasses
Here's a classic beer glass with a twist — it's insulated to keep your beer cold and the glass from sweating all over you. Like the insulated iced tea glasses from last year, these double-walled beer glasses ($75/set of 6) are made out of a... [More]
Color-Call Caller ID System
The Color-Call Caller ID System ($30) lets you see who's calling with just a quick glance from across the room. The system allows you to assign one of four colors — red, green, blue or purple — to a phone number or group, so when... [More]
Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt
Nintendo has a storied history of console and handheld gaming machines, and with one more being recently added to the list — the Wii — it's the perfect time to rock a shirt like this Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt ($20). Starting with the NES, the... [More]
Robot Invasion T-Shirt
Note to T-shirt makers: if you make a design featuring a robot, you can guarantee a spot on Uncrate. The latest we've found is the Robot Invasion T-Shirt ($29) from TeeTonic. Behold the giant robot menacing a big city like an electric, man-made Godzilla.... [More]
Retro Futurism T-Shirt
We're glad to see T-shirt makers are finally meeting our unwavering need for robot tees. The latest comes from the Apple fans at Insanely Great Tees. Their Retro Futurism T-Shirt ($17) sports a glowing-eyed bot geeking it up on an old Mac. Be sure to... [More]
Pantone Wallet
Show off your color knowledge geekery with the Pantone Wallet ($12). Based on the famous color matching system, the slim wallet features an elastic band closure and two interior plastic sleeves to hold ID, credit cards and cash. It comes in Shiny Baked Clay, Shiny... [More]
Jetstream Wallet
Believe it or not, you can still be considered a man if you own multiple wallets for different occasions. There's no shame in owning a couple. If you've relegated yourself to a boring black or brown leather one for years, now's the time to branch... [More]
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