Bonobos Shorts
Just in time for summer, our favorite pants are now our favorite shorts. With the same great fit and attention to detail that's put into their trousers, Bonobos Shorts give you some classic, casual, leg-baring style. The brushed twill solids ($75) come in two inseams... [More]
ACE Fogless Shower Mirror
As a result of the additional moisture, steam, and warmth, shaving in the shower provides many benefits, like a closer shave, smoother skin, and less mess. But you'll need a high-quality, fogless mirror in order to get the job done right. The ACE Fogless Shower... [More]
Nobis Headwear
Protect your balding dome from the summer sun with Nobis Headwear ($45-$75). Available in a variety of styles and colorways, each hat it made out of recycled materials, such as cork and cardboard, and will look great with relaxed warm weather attire. Available at Nordstrom... [More]
Suunto t3c Black Arrow
Forget the wild, alien-like looks of most fitness watches — the Suunto t3c Black Arrow ($189) is just as well-suited to the dinner table as it is to the gym. Boasting a subtle matte black body and strap, the Black Arrow features real-time heart rate... [More]
Charge T-Shirt
Sporting the icon of the wireless generation, the Charge T-Shirt ($20) will have you pledging your allegiance to the battery overlords. Printed on a magically soft American Apparel Tri-Blend tee. Ships pre-charged.... [More]
Rocking Glass
Ever wonder why the concept of the Weeble, which wobbles but won't fall down, hasn't been applied to everyday life? Wonder no more. The Rocking Glass ($25/set of 4) is like a Weeble storage vessel for your booze, with a nice globe-like shape and curved... [More]
Cocoon Bags
Lots of bags claim to offer plenty of interior organization, but none let you adjust it to fit your particular set of gear. Until now. Cocoon Bags ($40-$130) feature an innovative Grid-It organization system inside, which use a unique weave of rubberized elastic bands to... [More]
Tool Logic Survival Card
Be prepared with the Tool Logic Survival Card ($20). This credit card-sized tool packs in a 2-inch serrated knife, a magnesium alloy fire starter, a loud signal whistle, a red LED flashlight, and tweezers and a toothpick. It's like a Swiss Army knife for your... [More]
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Man your proton packs and get ready for some paranormal action in Ghostbusters: The Video Game ($40-$60). Written by original 'Busters Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, who are joined by Bill Murray and Ernie Hudson in the game, Ghostbusters puts you in the shoes of... [More]
Left 4 Dead 2
Our current favorite game is getting an undead sequel. According to uber-developer Valve, Left 4 Dead 2 ($60) "takes place at roughly the same time as the original, and leads four new survivors through the southeastern region of the U.S., from Savannah, Georgia to New... [More]
Pocket Retro Game Emulator
Could this no-name device give you more fun than your iPod and PSP combined? Sure sounds like it. The Pocket Retro Game Emulator ($100) plays NES, SNES, GBA, Sega Genesis, and Neo Geo roms, and when you're done with the classics, the device can play... [More]
The F*cking Card Collection
Forget the traditional sappy greeting card — say what you really want to say with The F*cking Card Collection ($25/10 cards). Featuring such heartwarming messages as Happy F*cking Birthday, Happy F*cking Holidays, Thanks A F*cking Bunch, and Congratuf*ckinglations, the recipient is sure to like them... [More]
Boxed Water Is Better
A lot of companies are talking about "going green" these days, but here's one that's actually doing it. Boxed Water Is Better ($TBD) discovered that it was actually kinder to the environment to box rather than bottle the water. Turning to the century old milk-style... [More]
George Foreman Deep Fryer
Remove some of the fat from your favorite fried foods with the George Foreman Deep Fryer ($145). This unique fryer uses a spinning action to remove excess fat (up to 55%) absorbed during frying, while a built-in convection element adds an extra hint of crispiness.... [More]
Häagen-Dazs Five Ice Cream
Less is more with Häagen-Dazs Five Ice Cream ($7). The all-natural ice cream eschews using the scientific sounding stuff for only five standard ingredients — like milk, cream, sugar, eggs, and vanilla beans. Flavors include Mint, Ginger, Coffee, Vanilla Bean, Passion Fruit, Brown Sugar, and... [More]
Belkin BreakFree
Now you can get the same kind of damage protection offered by Apple's awesome MagSafe power connector for your guitar and amp thanks to the Belkin BreakFree ($20; September 2008). Offering noise-free, dynamic sound, the Breakfree causes no audio quality issues, and works with standard... [More]
Big Shott's Edible Shooters
You gotta love something that says "Great for children! Better for adults!" on the box. These Big Shott's Edible Shooters ($9) are perfect for serving your favorite dessert liqueur. The box contains 16 chocolate-lined wafer cups, each holding one ounce of booze.... [More]
Retro Duo NES/SNES Video Game System
Bask in 8-bit and 16-bit glory with the Retro Duo NES/SNES Video Game System ($45). This game console plays original Nintendo and Super Nintendo games, and connects to your TV via standard composite video or S-video. It comes with two SNES style controllers, but you... [More]
Called For Help T-Shirt
Combining two epic obsessions of the 80's, the Called For Help T-Shirt ($20) will display your nerdtestines for all to see. For bonus geekdom, refer to the "fifth Pac-Man ghost" whenever possible.... [More]
Lexon Jet Clock
Available in aluminum and gold finishes, the Lexon Jet Clock ($55) makes a great addition to your modern home. Created by British industrial designer Theo Williams, the Lexon packs a nearly face-wide LCD, on which it shows the time, day, date, and temperature, complete with... [More]
Garia Golf Cart
Not all golf carts have to look like a prop from Caddyshack. The Garia Golf Cart ($TBA) rethinks the standard E-Z-GO with a striking modern design, front disc brakes, hand-sewn seats, customizable seat and body colors, slim pedals, a full set of instruments, agile steering,... [More]
Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit
Brew your own brew with the Coopers Brewery Micro Brewery Kit ($90). The most popular beermaking kit in the world, this set gives you everything you need to easily make 50 12 oz bottles of beer. Extra packs are sold separately — choose Coopers Brewery... [More]
SuperHeadz Plamodel DIY 35mm Camera
Making your own prints is one thing, but building your own camera? The SuperHeadz Plamodel DIY 35mm Camera ($28) lets you do exactly that, with a myriad of parts that you snap together over the course of a couple hours to create your own 35mm... [More]
TapGuard
Save money and the environment with a TapGuard ($16). Made of food-grade silicone, the water bottle filter removes up to 95% of chlorine, iodine, and other bad stuff from your tap water. It fits Camelback, Nalgene, and most reusable widemouth bottles. It's available in black,... [More]
OnLive
Forget trying to keep up with the latest-and-greatest in gaming tech: let your service provide it for you. OnLive ($TBA; Winter 2009) is a new gaming service that promises to let you play the latest games in the cloud. You purchase the service, games, and... [More]
Posterhanger
Like so many others, we have some great vintage posters hanging out in tubes around the Uncrate office because we've never found suitable frames — that is, until now. Posterhanger ($15-$40) is available in plenty of different sizes and is the most simple, elegant poster... [More]
Tripod Planter
Plant your foliage in a vessel that will match their modern surroundings with the Tripod Planter ($150). Made from steel, it's good indoors or out year-round, with three slender legs and a simple, elegant form that'll look great by the pool or by the bar.... [More]
Luminodot
Like a Lite-Brite for the 21st century, the Bandai Luminodot ($200) is a 70x50 pixelated board with LED backlighting. It includes 1600 bulbs in 12 different colors, special software to help you create and preview your image, and features a removable front panel which lets... [More]
Paul Frank Lumberjack Underwear
Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.... [More]
Drip Shelf
After noticing that our precious desk space is shrinking as we speak, we decided it was time for another shelf in the office. After looking at some more run-of-the-mill shelving, we settled on the Drip Shelf ($100). It features solid powder-coated steel construction, room enough... [More]
Helvetica Cap
We weren't expecting to feature a mesh/trucker cap again for another 10 years or so. But we'd buy anything with our favorite typeface blazoned across the front. Which is why we're digging this camo-rific Helvetica Cap ($35) from Granph. Wear it at SXSW next year,... [More]
EyeClops Night Vision Goggles
Why let the black ops division have all the fun? Now you can have your own pair of cyborg-looking glasses with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles ($90). The specs use IR technology for monocular night vision, feature both green and b/w modes, and offer two sensitivity... [More]
Gears of War 2
Currently the strongest contender for the Halo throne the Gears of War franchise has returned with the second installment of its revolutionary third-person shooter. Gears of War 2 ($60, Xbox 360) picks up on the story of COG Marcus Fenix in his mission to exterminate... [More]
TAG Heuer Night Vision Driving Glasses
TAG Heuer wants you to wear your sunglasses at night. They've introduced a new pair of Night Vision Driving Glasses ($TBA) that are designed to maximize your driving performance from dusk to dawn using some contrast and color magic. Originally developed for drivers in the... [More]
Microfly Tiny R/C Hovering UFO
The first thing you should know is that there is no shame in admitting you have the mentality of a 12 year old. And just because when you see an R/C helicopter your first reaction is to snatch it out of the air, grab the... [More]
Key of Rock
Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help. This guitar-shaped blank comes ready... [More]
Blomus Bottle Opener
When you're trying to open your sixth-or-so beer, simplicity becomes paramount — and it doesn't get much more simple than the Blomus Bottle Opener ($12). Featuring single-piece, German engineered stainless steel construction, an ergonomically-designed handle, and squared curves, it's as beautiful as it is functional.... [More]
Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera
Combining the convenience of digital with the instant gratification of an old Polaroid, the Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera ($500) gives you the best of both worlds. This 5-megapixel shooter boasts an integrated Zink printer, and the built-in software lets you add borders, frames, and... [More]
FUNkey
There's not much you can say about the FUNkey ($200). It's a plastic stool made to look like a giant computer key. They're made to order in your choice of color and graphics, but we really dig the Self Destruct one.... [More]
Sorapot
Beauty and function come together in the Sorapot ($180). This modern, architectural teapot uses an arch of investment-cast stainless steel to house a Pyrex tube, letting you watch as the tea leaves unfurl, changing hot water into tasty tea. Simply put, it's a new classic.... [More]
WD ShareSpace
Need a whole lotta storage for your home office or network? The WD ShareSpace ($700-$1000) is here to help, with capacities ranging from 2TB-4TB, Gigabit Ethernet, built-in Microsoft Active Directory and iTunes server support, easily-swapped drives, support for multiple RAID configurations, and a front-mounted USB... [More]
Throwing Star Magnets
Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded into whatever surface they're stuck... [More]
Parrot Corkscrew
We continue our household character fetish with the Parrot Sommelier Corkscrew ($TBA) from Alessandro Mendini (the same designer that created the awesome Anna G. corkscrew and tons of other cool stuff). Part of Alessi's new Fall/Winter collection, the pocket-sized corkscrew is made of polished varnished... [More]
Ronn Scorpion
It appears independent car makers are stepping up amid crazy gas prices to bring some stylish green into our lives. The just-announced Scorpion ($TBA) from Ronn Motor Company is a sexy speedster that will run on a 30-40 ratio blend of gas and hydrogen, promising... [More]
Car Chip Pro
Want to get more diagnostic info than your car's built-in computer provides? Check out the Car Chip Pro ($120). This deceivingly-simple gadget plugs directly into your auto's OBDII port, recording all sorts of data about your car's performance, your driving styles, and more. When you're... [More]
Double-Walled Beer Glasses
Here's a classic beer glass with a twist — it's insulated to keep your beer cold and the glass from sweating all over you. Like the insulated iced tea glasses from last year, these double-walled beer glasses ($75/set of 6) are made out of a... [More]
SpeaQualiser
Add a little funk to your listening station with the SpeaQualizer ($40). This table-top gadget uses a functional animated equalizer to bring your music to life with flashing, jumping light bars in shades of red, blue, and green. It runs on 4 AAA batteries, so... [More]
Timeless Clock
One of the great things about analog clocks is their ability to show the current time against a myriad of backdrops. The Timeless Clock by Pascal Tarabay ($350) is a great example of this, with two black hands set atop a background of highly-stylized numbers... [More]
Bad Mother F*cker Wallet
There may not be a more awesome moment in a movie than when Jules calmly tells the dude in Pulp Fiction that his wallet is "the one that says Bad Motherf*cker." We live for that scene here at Uncrate, so we did some digging, and... [More]
Antec Skeleton
You think your Mac Pro is hardcore? No. This is hardcore. The Antec Skeleton ($180) is a futuristic, open-air PC enclosure that keeps your components cool — in more ways than one. Made of 0.8mm cold rolled steel, the Skeleton has a front 92mm fan,... [More]
Tragically Hip Polo Shirt
Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player... [More]
Quiksilver The Ray
Eco-friendly materials meet street-worthy fashion in The Ray from Quiksilver ($TBA; November 2008). Produced in limited quantities (only 1,000 will be produced), each watch is hand-crafted from real ebony wood sourced from sustainable managed forests. Other features include stainless steel and brass automatic movement, a... [More]
AK Ice Tray
Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever.... [More]
Laundry Rug
We all know that from time to time it seems way easier to toss our clothes into a pile in the closet than into a hamper, and this product helps our theory. The Laundry Rug ($29) is a stylish floor pad that is designed for... [More]
Tokyoflash Rogue
The LED-loving, standard clock face-defying Tokyoflash is back with its latest creation, the Rogue ($155). Made from stainless steel in either a polished silver or black finish, the Rogue features green LED lights in a circular pattern, with the outer ring of small dots representing... [More]
Little People in the City
Living in a large city can be overwhelming — people can often feel lost amongst so many, and this feeling is perfectly conveyed in the brilliant photography of Little People in the City ($18). This hardcover tome represents a collection of photographs from street artist... [More]
Creature
Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.... [More]
Rock Band Home Stage Kit
If you've felt lately that your Rock Band jam sessions have been lacking a certain air of authenticity, then the Rock Band Home Stage Kit ($100) is for you. The kit features dynamic stage lighting that is sure to make you the coolest kid in... [More]
Eva Solo Magnetic Timer
With kitchen appliances getting more and more complex, it's nice to see a kitchen helper that is this simple. The Eva Solo Magnetic Timer ($35) is a simple, round timer that attaches to any metal surface in your kitchen. A rubber base/backing keeps scratching to... [More]
Boss Corpo Wool Jacket
Get ready for cooler weather with the Boss Corpo Wool Jacket ($550). The modern-cut black coat features a four button closure, full lining, two interior pockets, four front flap pockets (two on the chest and two at the waist), and an adjustable collar closure. Military... [More]
Squishy Shot Glass Set
Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of all time. Huzzah!... [More]
Oblong Gear Clock
Cog up your crib with this unique Oblong Gear Clock ($125). The industrial time teller features a column of working, rotating gears covered with a rectangular piece of glass marked with the necessary increments of time.... [More]
USB Drive Bottle Opener
Created by TrekStor, who obviously understand the relationship between data and drinking, the USB Stick CO with Bottle Opener ($12-$88; October 2008) is a great-looking USB 2.0 thumb drive made from solid brushed aluminum and featuring a bottle opener on one end. Available in capacities... [More]
Moog Guitar
With the Moog name on board, you might guess that the Moog Guitar ($6,500) is some sort of guitar/synth hybrid. And you'd be right. Designed by Moog inventor Paul Vo, this gorgeous axe uses magnetic pickups to change the strings' motion and enhance the sound.... [More]
Capsule Light
If you're looking for a warm, earthy addition to your decor, check out Mio's Capsule Light ($64 each). Made from two 100% wool shells, the pendent lamp diffuses light smoothly and is a fairly cheap way to bring some modern cred to your crib. It's... [More]
Plato Wall Sconce
While we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the philosopher, the Plato Wall Sconce ($180) does create the kind of soft, atmospheric light conducive to reflective thought. The 20-inch-tall light features a 50 watt halogen bulb, blue glass reflectors, and a brushed steel... [More]
Beard Head
If you live in an area that's likely to stay cold for a while longer, or if you just have a thing for funny-looking headgear, check out the Beard Head ($25). Available in Viking (yellow), Lumberjack (brown), Grandpa (gray) and Pirate (black), the handmade woven... [More]
OneLessDesk
One-piece desks are a thing of the past. The OneLessDesk ($650) proves this point by utilizing two separate decks to maximize space and ergonomic comfort. The upper deck provides a large surface designed to hold your monitor, docks, and other accessories, complete with intelligent cord... [More]
Baconnaise
From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.... [More]
Half A Portion Mirror
Optical illusions are normally fun, and this one is no different. The Half A Portion Mirror with Shelf ($200) is a 17x11 mirror with half a porcelain dinner plate attached. The resulting reflection makes it appear that the plate is whole — a fun visual... [More]
Scissor Spiders
Handmade from scissors confiscated by airport security, Scissor Spiders ($250) are some of the meanest-looking cubicle candy we've seen in a while. Measuring six-inches across and nine inches across, respectively, these metal menaces will have your vinyl toys running for cover. [Thanks, Christopher]... [More]
The Ninja Handbook
Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab... [More]
Pico Pocket Projector
Sick of squinting at your tiny iPhone screen during long flights? Why not just project the movie onto the back of the seat in front of you. The Pico Pocket Projector ($430) is an ultra-portable DLP/LED projector that measures just 2 by 4.1 by 0.7... [More]
iPod Touch
Another day, another special Apple event. Steve Jobby Jobs today unveiled a new lineup of iPods, headlined by the iPod Touch (8GB $299; 16GB $399). Stealing the iPhone's multi-touch user interface and huge 3.5-inch widescreen display, the ultra-thin iPod Touch also sports built-in Wi-Fi for... [More]
Icon Watch
It's a watch that looks like the one on your computer. Is there really anything more to be said? The Icon Watch ($75) features an ABS and stainless steel body, a polyurethane band, and a spectacular dot matrix design that merges the worlds of computing... [More]
Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses
The amber lenses and enameled seafoam green details on the Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses ($138) will take you well into fall. The squared aviators go great with the brown-and-orange calculus season.... [More]
Bodum Chambord 8-Cup Press & Thermal Glasses
While high-end coffee makers promise ultimate convenience, there's still nothing quite like a french press. The Bodum Chambord 8-Cup Press & Thermal Glasses ($40) brews up to 8 cups of coffee the old-fashioned way, and features a built-in, three-piece stainless steel filter, a polished stainless... [More]
Big Lebowski Baseball Shirt
The Big Lebowski is one of our favorite movies ever, and what better way to show our affection than with a recreation of one of the Dude’s favorite tees? The Kaoru Betto Baseball Shirt ($19) is a recreation of the tan and brown shirt worn... [More]
Tod's Document Holder
Keeping receipts, bills, and other documents in order is a key to managing your life, but just because the contents are boring doesn't mean the bag they're in has to be boring too. This Document Holder from Tod's ($200) will hold all your important stuff... [More]
Nature Calls Deodorizer
No one likes the smell of poo, period. Now you can keep your bathrooms smelling clean for your houseguests with Ritual Nature Calls Deodorizer ($9). This plant extract-derived serum eliminates stinky sewer interactions with just a few drops in the water before you do your... [More]
Helvetica Coffee Mug
Terrific typography and a good sense of humor merge in this Helvetica Coffee Mug ($18). The 15-ounce vessel features four different weights of the font — in the corresponding shades of coffee — and a simple squared handle. Clever, classy, and caffeinated. [via]... [More]
Crinkle Cup
Most cups are just that — things to hold beverages. However, these cups do that and more. They look astonishingly good, yet they also make it seem as if you're drinking out of a cup you found on the lawn of a kegger from the... [More]
Battery Lamp
We've seen battery-powered lights before, but never one like this. The Battery Lamp ($35) combines a D-cell battery, used as the base, and a shade that holds a bright LED and a fully working pull chain on/off switch. Sure, it's not the biggest light in... [More]
Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light
Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the... [More]
HANG Wall Hooks
We're all for design that merges function with a sense of whimsy, which is a good way to describe these HANG Wall Hooks ($68). The set includes four oversized stainless steel individual letters — H, A, N, and G — that double as wall hooks,... [More]
Butterfly R/C Plane
You're looking at the world's lightest radio-controlled airplane. Plantraco's Butterfly Plane ($240), which can be piloted in a living room, weighs only 4 grams and features a carbon fiber propeller, Swiss engineered gearbox, and a tiny 4mm coreless motor. It comes "Ready To Fly Right... [More]
Normann Time Is Money Bank
Designed by Uncrate favorite Karim Rashid, the Normann Time Is Money Bank ($50) is one of those ideas that is so obvious we're clueless as to why it hasn't been done before. The bank, shaped like an hourglass, allows the money to flow down to... [More]
Squid Whisk
If you're a seafood lover (or are a weird cephalopod fan) then perhaps this is the whisk for you. The calamari-inspired Squid Whisk ($20) was designed by Laurent Mouveau in France, and features a great colored handle with a unique curled wire design at the... [More]
Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt
Finding a wireless internet access point can be a pain sometimes, so do yourself (and your gadget-toting brethren) a favor by sporting the Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt ($30). It boasts a glowing animation on the front chest that dynamically displays the current Wi-Fi signal strength in... [More]
Voodoo Knife Display
The wood block — a tried and true way to hold your knives, but not so hot when it comes to displaying them. The Voodoo Knife Display helps by turning the idea of a woodblock into a voodoo-esque doll. Five specifically placed holes hold five... [More]
Sundial Basket
Add an additional touch to your contemporary bachelor pad with the Sundial Basket ($100) by Front of the House. Made from high quality stainless steel, this basket gives off a distinct industrial feel which is sure to be a party conversation topic. It can also... [More]
Dracula Car Sun Shade
We really despise most car sun shades, but if you need to use one due to your area's oppressive Summer heat, it should be this one. The Dracula Car Sun Shade ($25) is made from reflective material and features a great graphic in the corner... [More]
Pirate Self Portrait Mirror
Add a little "Arrr!" to your routine with the Pirate Self Portrait Mirror ($48). Designed by Jeannie Choe & Steven Tomlinson, this 16"x12" mirror adds an eye patch and parrot to your ensemble anytime you line up in front to check yourself out.... [More]
Remington Shortcut
You have a buzz cut for one reason — it's efficient. You can cut it yourself, and it requires no "product" when you're ready to step outside. No prep, no mess. So isn't it time your clipper was as equally efficient? Meet the Remington Shortcut... [More]
Bonsai Sandals
We love sandals, especially for wearing around the house. Unfortunately, most sandals can't keep your feet warm in colder weather, or worse, keep your feet warm but smell like a sewage treatment plant after just a few weeks of wear. Bonsai Sandals ($35) solve both... [More]
The Big Lebowski Action Figures
Do we even need to explain how excited we are about these? The Big Lebowski Urban Achiever 8-Inch Action Figure Set ($25) features The Dude and Walter, along with extras like their bowling balls and bags, Cynthia's Pomeranian, the famous White Russian, and Donny's ashes... [More]
6+6 Clock
We're suckers for anything black-on-black, and the 6+6 Clock ($200) is no exception. The 16" square timekeeper features black on black equations, with the clock's numbers highlighted in bright green. Matching bright green hands make this a funky clock that's actually easy to read from... [More]
Delete Eraser
For some reason, using a pencil eraser just isn't as satisfying as hammering on your delete key. Now you can do both with the Delete Eraser ($9; July 10). The oversized eraser looks just like that favorite key on your computer, and will last for... [More]
Patterned Veneer Coffee Table
Since this Uncrate staffer recently moved, and decided to leave his coffee table behind, the search has been on for a suitable replacement. This Patterned Veneer Coffee Table ($350) looks like it just might fit the bill, with its attractive wood-construction top, subtle drawers for... [More]
Bombs Away Tie
Show your support or ironic distaste for war with this awesome Bombs Away Tie ($36). Available in army green or grayish purple, the tie drops love bombs like no other. [via]... [More]
Atari Asteroids Watch
For those of us that remember having Ataris, Asteroids was the greatest game we'd ever played. Now you can reminisce about the old days every time you check the time with the Atari Asteroids Watch by Fossil ($130). The Asteroids watch features a brushed metal... [More]
Milk Desk
It's about time that desks started matching the desktops that sit on top of them. The Milk Desk ($TBA) is the first desk we've seen that is as smartly designed as the computers we use. Its oversized 140 x 80cm top houses cable exits, a... [More]
New Apple MacBook
If you've been waiting for an upgrade to pick up your new computer, this might be it. The New Apple MacBook ($1100-$1500) packs all the standard features of the older models, plus faster processors, more RAM, and bigger hard drives. The white base model runs... [More]
Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen
Looking for a pen that stands out from the crowd, but doesn't compromise on performance or comfort? Check out the Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen ($150). It features a soft rubber-like material "where finger meets pen," accepts standard refills, and is guaranteed to... [More]
Testosterone Keychain
If there's anything in the world manly enough to hang with your keys, it's gotta be this. The Testosterone Keychain ($22) is a 3" pewter recreation of the molecular structure of the male sex hormone, attached to a black anodized steel spring ring to hold... [More]
Spoilt T-Shirt
Don't read too closely if you're afraid to find out the endings to some famous flicks. The Spoilt T-Shirt ($15) is a black tee full of movie spoilers that's guaranteed to get you some offensive remarks every time you wear it.... [More]
Opus Shelving
Inspired by the ancient Roman wall-building technique known as "opus incertum," the Opus Shelving System ($450) will have your crib looking like a palace in no time. The durable shelving is made from 100% recyclable polypropylene — the same material used to make motorcycle helmets... [More]
Eclipse Lamp
Not often are lamps as versatile as they are beautiful. The Eclipse Lamp ($100), designed by Mauricio Klabin, is made from a single ribbon-like strip of plastic and a metal frame. The shade can be adjusted to change the lighting coming from the lamp, and... [More]
Steak Button Thermometers
While most chefs have a pretty good idea of how long to cook their steaks, things can get tricky when you've got one person who digs seared rare while someone else wants thier meat burnt like a poorly-trained fire-breather. These Steak Button Thermometers ($15/4) are... [More]
Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan
You might think of cardigans as apparel for older men, but keep in mind: with age comes wisdom. Hence our recommendation of the Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan ($395). Its blend of alpaca and wool is sure to keep you warm on those cool winter days,... [More]
Frank Gehry Positive/Negative Watch
Frank Gehry is certainly best known for his eye-popping arcetectural desings, but his Positive/Negative Watch by Fossil ($150) may start a revolution in lazy time telling. The watch happily tells you that it's half past eleven or eight til twelve — which is fine by... [More]
M&Co Five O'Clock
This beauty of a clock features only one number, but if you're working a normal schedule, it's the only number that matters. The M&Co Five O'Clock ($125), designed by Tibor Kalman, is 12" in diameter and features an aluminum case and dial, mineral-glass crystal cover,... [More]
MacBook Pro with LED backlighting
When Apple updates a product, there's normally more than one big advancement in there. This is certainly true of the new MacBook Pro ($2000-$2800). The 15" models have been bumped up to 2.2 and 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processors, sport beefier Nvidia GeForce... [More]
Hercules 400 Laser
Whether you want a beam powerful enough to melt through plastic, or just need something to light up the night sky, the Hercules 400 Laser ($3000) will get the job done. This handheld laser is capable of all sorts of laser-based mischief — like igniting... [More]
Self Shelf
For everyone out there who stacks your books on shelves, this is for you. The Self Shelf ($30) is a simple shelf that masquerades as a book, making it appear as though your books are floating in the air. It can hold up to nine... [More]
SimpleHuman Sensor Can
"Awesome" isn't a word normally used to describe a trash can (not even if it's R2-D2), but the SimpleHuman Sensor Trash Can ($200) is exactly that — awesome. This brushed stainless-steel beauty features a recessed sensor zone that provides hands-free opening and closing by just... [More]
Spy Tron Sunglasses
80's chic meets modern lens technology in these great Spy Tron Sunglasses ($115). The specs include an injection molded Epsylon frame, handset custom metal frame details, an oversized 8mm metal hinge, and a 6-base ARC lens. Available in sky blue, pink, black, and checkered, these... [More]
Brawndo
The Thirst Mutilator is making the jump from the big screen to your local 7-Eleven. As you'll recall, Brawndo was the sports drink that replaced water, even for crop irrigation (it's got what plants crave!), in Mike Judge's cult hit Idiocracy. Well, starting next week,... [More]
Space Invaders Scarf
We've already shown you some Space Invaders Wrapping Paper to help you wrap your presents in style, and now it's time to wrap yourself with something similar. The Space Invaders Scarf from b2d4 ($50) is made from 100% Merino Wool, making the scarf warm, comfy... [More]
Verbarius Clock
We don't know why it took so damn long to get a clock that answers the simple question "What time is it?" The Verbarius Clock ($160; Nov 2007) does simply that, utilizing graphic LCD screens behind tinted glass to give the answer in simple terms,... [More]
Himmei Bed Linens
It's not always easy to find good-looking, organically-inspired bedding — especially in brown. Himmei Bed Linens ($90-$120) combine a fantastic pattern — based on a classic photo negative design by Maija Isola of Merimekko fame — with soft, 270-thread-count cotton to create a warm, inviting... [More]
Dymo DiscPainter
Just when we had given up on our discs saying anything besides "TDK" or "Memorex", someone comes out with an actual working CD/DVD printer. The Dymo DiscPainter ($280) prints 600 dpi graphics directly onto your CDs and DVDs in about a minute. The USB wonder... [More]
Steelcase Think Chair
Do you think your office chair knows you? Steelcase is betting their Think chair ($700) will. This stylish looking chair has back and seat "flexors" which are designed to observe the individual movement of your body and respond accordingly. Other innovative features include recline support... [More]
Gadget Holsters
If the idea of being Batman, Han Solo, or just a gadget slinging office worker fills your mind, you'll want to check out the gadget shoulder holster ($50) and gadget hip holster ($60). Both holsters allow you to strap on your cell phone, iPod, pocket... [More]
Titanic Lamp
It may not have have had a collision with an iceberg, but the Titanic Lamp ($630) will definitely bring a sinking feeling to your living room. The lamp sports a high-gloss white lacquer finish and a diagonal slice that gives it a submerged style.... [More]
Gaffer's Bounce Lamp
Like most of our favorite lighting sources, the Gaffer's Bounce Lamp ($100) features diffused light, creating a well-lit, yet soft light. Designed by movie gaffer Edward Cohen and fine arts sculptor David Johnson, the lamp projects a 20-watt floodlight at one of two different polycarbonate... [More]
Framed Frosted Glass
Forget the boring whiteboard for leaving yourself those "pick up beer" notes — write in style with this Framed Frosted Glass ($129) from Pottery Barn. This sheet of frosted glass is enclosed in a nice frame and you can use the included pen to doodle,... [More]
Dart Coat Hooks
There's really not much we can say about these things. They're darts... that you stick in the wall... to hang stuff on. The Dart Coat Hooks ($34/set of 3) are made of stainless steel and are tipped with screws for wall-mounting.... [More]
LampLamp
For as long as it's been around, people have tried to cover the light bulb up with shades. No more, thanks to the LampLamp ($28). This 30-watt bulb will fit in most sockets, providing an interesting conversation piece as it appears to be glued in... [More]
The Douche Card
These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]... [More]
Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella
It's not often that we find a product that combines collectibility and utility like this Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella ($100). The grip is molded after Vader's own lightsaber, and the umbrella is 40-inches when open, and features automatic telescoping. Of course, it's not... [More]
Sumo Soap Holder
We like sumo wrestlers here at Uncrate, if for nothing else than they make us feel better about our not-quite-Hollywood-thin physiques. The latest sumo item we've found is the Sumo Soap Holder ($11). Available in grey or black, these seven-inch wrestlers stick to any clean,... [More]
Paul Frank Volume Knob Tee
Rockin' out has always consisted, at least in our minds, of two things — hard-ass music, and louder-the-better volume. Now we have the perfect way to show when we're in a rockin' mood with the Volume Knob Tee from Paul Frank ($28). Made from cotton... [More]
LED Binary Watch
Sometimes it's okay to let your inner geek show through a little, and if you're wearing this watch it definitely will be. The LED Binary Watch ($70) uses a series of ten blue or red LEDs to tell the time. The top row of 8-4-2-1... [More]
Tetrius Magnet Set
Ever since our first Xmas with the Game Boy, we've loved Tetris. Now you can spread the love around your cubicle, kitchen, or home office with the Tetrius Magnet Set ($10). The set includes seven different Tetris-shaped magnets, which you can fit together to resemble... [More]
Villain Chair
Admit it — you've always pictured yourself sitting behind a huge stainless steel desk laughing maniacally about your threats to blow up the world unless $10 billion is delivered to you in the next four hours. Well, here's the chair you'll be sitting in. The... [More]
Smoking Pigeon Wallet
Sure, leather wallets are cool and all, but we bet yours doesn't have a pigeon that's wearing a hat and smoking a cig. Yup, didn't think so. The olive canvas wallet ($20) has room for credit cards, cash and sports a clear pocket for an... [More]
Blow Up Basket
Whether you use them for trash or just for miscellaneous items, most of the baskets that I know look like they just suffered a small attack of unorganized junk dropping. Now your basket can match the jumble inside with the Blow Up Basket by Fernando... [More]
Dot Matrix Watch
With its slick leather wristband and bright LEDs, the Dot Matrix Watch ($113) is what the cool kids would call "geek chic." Available in tan leather with yellow lights or black leather with red lights, the watch can show the time in 24 hour or... [More]
Gordon Rush Alki Sandal
We're pretty sure the "Alki" is just a coincidence and not a shout-out to our boozer cred, but even if it was, the coolness of these summertime kicks overcomes. The Gordon Rush Alki Sandal ($160) features a soft slide of calfskin leather in either black... [More]
Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt
When summertime heats up, it's time to ditch those heavier, darker dress shirts and find something more "beach friendly" for your nighttime escapades, like the Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt ($60). It features a classic, clean button-up front with laid back details like a spread... [More]
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