Oberon Socks

We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic, and spandex blend.