Whether you're skiing, hiking, climbing, biking, running, or just relaxing, Darn Tough Socks ($15-$25) keep your feet comfortable, dry, and itch-free. Made using high-quality raw material like custom count Merino Wool and an exclusive blend of Coolmax, these socks are built using high-density knitting techniques, perfected over three generations of sock makers.
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You're looking at the greatest underwear ever built for men. The Under Armour HeatGear BoxerJock ($20), available in three lengths, is lightweight with a slight compression fit that provides just enough support. The jewel of the BoxerJock is the vented "performance pouch" which keeps you dry and cool down below. Without getting too graphic, just know that these things cradle your boys comfortably, while letting them breath and move freely. Just as our forefathers had dreamed. We sport the mid-length (6-inch) daily, but opt for the longer (9-inch) BoxerJock for basketball and other sports. The shorter (3-inch) ones are out of the question unless you're a Swedish model. [Thanks, Tim]
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We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic, and spandex blend.
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Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.
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To stop Swamp Ass™ in its tracks, pull on some Calvin Klein Tech Cool Underwear. Made of anti-microbial, temperature-regulating stretch cotton, this underwear wicks away moisture to keep you less soggy on those long walks to the office. Shown left to right are the Tech Cool Boxer Brief ($26), Tech Cool Trunk ($26), and Tech Cool Hip Brief ($22).
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Bulge it like Beckham in some Emporio Armani Underwear. Macy's is currently carrying the entire range of revealing adult underoos — choose from the Natural Cotton Brief ($13), Stretch Cotton Boxer Brief ($22), Stretch Cotton Brief ($20), All Over Logo Brief ($25), Stretch Fashion Low Rise Trunk ($26), Cotton Stretch Trunk ($24), Stretch Cotton Hip Brief ($22), Modal Trunk ($24), Model Button Fly Knit Boxer ($27), Modal Brief ($23), and — drumroll, please — Stretch Fashion Thong ($21).
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It's been an unbearably cold winter so far, and with no signs of up it letting up any time soon, we suggest you get prepared for future frigid days. On the coldest of days, we've been rocking the Nike Pro Winter Long-Sleeve Crew ($50) and Nike Pro Winter Tight ($50) as our first layer. Made of Dri-Fit fabric, both pieces offer a slim-fitting design that disappears under anything, while keeping you warmer than any pair of long johns.
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You won't have to steal yours from Toby — you can now get an official Dunder Mifflin Terry Robe ($65) directly from NBC. The robe is the exact same as those worn by Michael Scott & company during The Office's holiday episode this season, complete with Dunder Mifflin, Inc. logo embroidered on the chest.
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Yes, they're overpriced, but when it comes to keeping your jewels comfortable, is there such a thing? The Abercrombie Classic Low Rise Stretch Brief ($23) has become our favorite undergarment in the last month or so. Made from a super-soft 95% Pima cotton/5% spandex blend, they keep your package both looking and feeling good.
SaveWhether you're skiing, hiking, climbing, biking, running, or just relaxing, Darn Tough Socks ($15-$25) keep your feet comfortable, dry, and itch-free. Made using high-quality raw material like custom count Merino Wool and an exclusive blend of Coolmax, these socks are built using high-density knitting techniques, perfected over three generations of sock makers.
SaveLet's face it: not all of us sport a six-pack under our shirts, but at least now we can look like it. The Ript Fusion Undershirt ($58) is designed to physiologically shape your body while visibly improving your physique, using a unique tricot tummy panel to shape and smooth out your gut — making you look and feel like Superman even if you've been on more of a Super Size Me diet.
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We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up a notch with embroidered skull and crossbones. They feature a comfy hand-linked toe and are made from a wool, acrylic, and spandex blend.
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To stop Swamp Ass™ in its tracks, pull on some Calvin Klein Tech Cool Underwear. Made of anti-microbial, temperature-regulating stretch cotton, this underwear wicks away moisture to keep you less soggy on those long walks to the office. Shown left to right are the Tech Cool Boxer Brief ($26), Tech Cool Trunk ($26), and Tech Cool Hip Brief ($22).
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Yes, they're overpriced, but when it comes to keeping your jewels comfortable, is there such a thing? The Abercrombie Classic Low Rise Stretch Brief ($23) has become our favorite undergarment in the last month or so. Made from a super-soft 95% Pima cotton/5% spandex blend, they keep your package both looking and feeling good.
Save
Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.
Save
It's been an unbearably cold winter so far, and with no signs of up it letting up any time soon, we suggest you get prepared for future frigid days. On the coldest of days, we've been rocking the Nike Pro Winter Long-Sleeve Crew ($50) and Nike Pro Winter Tight ($50) as our first layer. Made of Dri-Fit fabric, both pieces offer a slim-fitting design that disappears under anything, while keeping you warmer than any pair of long johns.
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You won't have to steal yours from Toby — you can now get an official Dunder Mifflin Terry Robe ($65) directly from NBC. The robe is the exact same as those worn by Michael Scott & company during The Office's holiday episode this season, complete with Dunder Mifflin, Inc. logo embroidered on the chest.
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Bulge it like Beckham in some Emporio Armani Underwear. Macy's is currently carrying the entire range of revealing adult underoos — choose from the Natural Cotton Brief ($13), Stretch Cotton Boxer Brief ($22), Stretch Cotton Brief ($20), All Over Logo Brief ($25), Stretch Fashion Low Rise Trunk ($26), Cotton Stretch Trunk ($24), Stretch Cotton Hip Brief ($22), Modal Trunk ($24), Model Button Fly Knit Boxer ($27), Modal Brief ($23), and — drumroll, please — Stretch Fashion Thong ($21).
SaveFrom the makers of Baconnaise and Bacon Salt comes a bacon-flavored product that you don't even have to eat. J&D's Bacon Lip Balm ($13/4-pack) will protect your lips with beeswax, aloe vera oil, Vitamin E acetate, and other ingredients, all while offering a subtle bacon flavor both you and your partner can enjoy.
SaveMost of us don't have the engineering, design, or architectural chops to recreate any of Frank Lloyd Wright's masterworks, but we can anyway, thanks to these new Frank Lloyd Wright Lego Architecture Building Sets ($TBA). Licensed by the Frank Lloyd Wright Collection, these terrific sets — of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum and Fallingwater — were developed in collaboration with leading architects to be as accurate as possible, and come with booklets that not only tell you how to build you own model masterpiece, but exclusive archival historical material and photographs of each building, as well. [Thanks, Kris]
SaveEver wish you could combine your dual-monitor setup into one behemoth display? Get ready, because your wish has come true in the NEC CRV43 Curved Widescreen Display ($8,000). Boasting a unique curved design that's sure to immerse you more than a standard two display setup, this beauty also features a 2880x900 double WXGA resolution, a 10,000:1 contrast ratio, single link DVI-D and HDMI inputs, USB 2.0 ports, an on screen display, and the assurance that you have the most unique monitor in the neighborhood. [via]
SaveEver wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying? Now you can, with the Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler ($120). Available as a six-bottle value pack, the cooler has plenty of room for all six bottles, ice, and the requisite cans of Red Bull, and uses the same tech as the Jägermeister Tap Machine to deliver ice-cold shots straight from the external tap.
SaveShow your fang affiliation by stocking your fridge with Tru Blood ($16). Based on the synthetic blood drink favored by the more civilized vampires of HBO's True Blood, this carbonated real-world version packs a slightly sweet, slightly tart blood orange flavor and a rich red color that will have guests wondering if you're drinking the real thing.
SaveFlapjack lovers, rejoice. Now you can make fresh, 97% fat-free pancakes in as little as 30 seconds using the ChefStack Automatic Pancake Machine ($3,500). This microwave-sized wonder uses no-mess batter pouches to crank out stack after stack of four- inch diameter pancakes, and doesn't even require supervision, letting you cook up breakfast for you and your crew while you get your other morning activities out of the way — like taking a shower, brushing your teeth, or downing a half-dozen mimosas.
SaveOne of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20). Milled in Vermont by some of the oldest soapstone workshops in the US, these stones chill quickly in the freezer, and won't impart any flavor to your favorite blend.
SaveWe love bacon, and we've seen everything from Canned Bacon to Baconnaise, Bacon Salt, Bacon Floss — hell, even Bacon Lip Balm — so it was only a matter of time before we discovered Bacon Soap ($6). Made to both look and smell like frying bacon, this soap will get you clean while giving your appetite a jump-start on the day.
SaveTempted by the MINI's go-cart handling, but not a fan of its boxy exterior? The MINI Coupé Concept ($TBA) is for you. Ready to accept any of MINI's powerhouse engines, including the 1.6L twin-scroll turbocharged unit from the MINI John Cooper Works, this stylish two-seater pairs a decidedly MINI-like bottom with an aggressively designed upper half, including a swept back windshield, short contrast roof, hidden B-pillars, and more sexy than every other modern MINI combined.
SaveTackle the great outdoors -- or just yard work -- in the coldest of weather in the Timberland Utility Jacket ($150). With straightforward looks, it's not exactly a flashy piece of outerwear, but it does the job, with a rugged cotton twill outer, nylon polin and polyester fleece lining, a front zipper with button flap cover for added wind protection, dual snap-close side pockets and two cargo-style chest pockets, slightly distressed details for a worn-in look, and stitched down shoulder epaulettes.
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Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute ($14) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd. Aimed at older viewers, and garnering standing ovations at JoeCon Comic-Con, Resolute consists of 11 episodes (ten 5-minute episodes and one 10-minute finale) totaling 60 minutes. We won't tell you the plot, but let's just say Cobra Commander goes totally apocalyptic on Moscow. In the first four minutes. Can someone please start a petition to turn this into a regular weekly series? Oh, and don't forget the toys.
SaveWhat good is a portable hard drive if you're afraid to take it anywhere? With the Hitachi SimpleTough Hard Drive ($100-$135), you simply grab your data and go. Featuring a rugged body with grippy rubber sides and a smooth rubber body, the SimpleTough can withstand drops of up to 7 feet and also offers underside lighting and an integrated USB cable, giving you one less thing to remember when packing for your next spy mission.
SaveHaving a big-ass tool set is all well and good, but when you can have the most popular sockets on hand in just one tool, why bother? The Black & Decker Ready Wrench ($30) offers exactly that, with 16 of the most popular sockets — in both standard and metric — on rotating heads on either end of the tool, ready to replace both one- and two-inch deep sockets. With a rubber grip for added comfort, it'll let you save the big tool set for those really tough jobs — like assembling Ikea furniture.
SaveSimplify the process of installing the apps you want on your Windows machine with Ninite. This awesome free service lets you choose from a range of applications, plug-ins, utilities, and other goodies that might normally take hours to download separately, with a "Get Installer" button at the bottom that will do all the heavy lifting for you, creating a simple, one-step app that will install all of the software you chose in one fell swoop. Good for Windows XP, Vista, and Windows 7.
SaveIf you're into gadgets, and if you're reading this that's highly likely, then you no doubt have several SD and/or microSD cards laying around — so turn them into USB drives using the LaCie DataShare ($13). The DataShare breaks into two halves — red for SD and white for microSD — that fit together to form one solid, easily-portable storage solution.
SaveInfinity pools have been around for a while, so it only makes sense someone would apply the same idea to another home-sized water feature: the aquarium. ZeroEdge Aquariums ($600 and up) do exactly that, providing overflowing aquatic environments for all types of fish and sea creatures in a variety of styles and shapes, ensuring you can find one that's right for your home or office. Just remember: no edge equals no lid, so be sure to keep the Darla-types away. [Thanks, Brian]
SaveWe've seen plenty of not-so-hot iPhone cases that have tried to tack wallets on as an afterthought, but this is the first time we know of it's been done the other way around. The Hard Graft Phone Card Wallet (€79; $120) is a slim, front-pocket style credit card wallet that's built with such strong elastic tape that it can also hold a phone inside for a decidedly less-slim solution. Other features include grey vegetable tan leather construction, seven card slots, and measurements that happen to hold an iPhone perfectly.
SaveFour years ago, we brought you the Marshmallow Shooter. It served you well. It kept enemies at bay. It won many office battles. But times have gotten worse. And times like these call for something stronger. Times like these call for the Executive Elite Marshmallow Blaster ($55). This pump-action weapon shoots marshmallows up to 40 feet, and stores discreetly in a Bond-esque carrying case.
SaveLet's face it: not all of us sport a six-pack under our shirts, but at least now we can look like it. The Ript Fusion Undershirt ($58) is designed to physiologically shape your body while visibly improving your physique, using... [More]
Whether you're skiing, hiking, climbing, biking, running, or just relaxing, Darn Tough Socks ($15-$25) keep your feet comfortable, dry, and itch-free. Made using high-quality raw material like custom count Merino Wool and an exclusive blend of Coolmax, these socks are... [More]
You're looking at the greatest underwear ever built for men. The Under Armour HeatGear BoxerJock ($20), available in three lengths, is lightweight with a slight compression fit that provides just enough support. The jewel of the BoxerJock is the vented... [More]
We don't care how "so 2007" you think it is — slap on a skull, and we'll buy it. Such is the case with these Oberon Socks ($15). These boardroom boredom killers sport a classic argyle pattern that's taken up... [More]
Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.... [More]
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To stop Swamp Ass™ in its tracks, pull on some Calvin Klein Tech Cool Underwear. Made of anti-microbial, temperature-regulating stretch cotton, this underwear wicks away moisture to keep you less soggy on those long walks to the office. Shown left... [More]
Bulge it like Beckham in some Emporio Armani Underwear. Macy's is currently carrying the entire range of revealing adult underoos — choose from the Natural Cotton Brief ($13), Stretch Cotton Boxer Brief ($22), Stretch Cotton Brief ($20), All Over Logo... [More]
It's been an unbearably cold winter so far, and with no signs of up it letting up any time soon, we suggest you get prepared for future frigid days. On the coldest of days, we've been rocking the Nike Pro... [More]
You won't have to steal yours from Toby — you can now get an official Dunder Mifflin Terry Robe ($65) directly from NBC. The robe is the exact same as those worn by Michael Scott & company during The Office's... [More]
Yes, they're overpriced, but when it comes to keeping your jewels comfortable, is there such a thing? The Abercrombie Classic Low Rise Stretch Brief ($23) has become our favorite undergarment in the last month or so. Made from a super-soft... [More]
They're not covered in Superman or G.I. Joe like the ones you wore as kid, but these men's briefs from American Apparel may be even cooler. Available in over 20 colors, the Baby Rib Men's Brief ($12) are combed for... [More]
Often times a great outfit can fall short of its potential due to one simple oversight: the undershirt. With the Banana Republic No-tag Stretch Crew ($22; 3 or more $18 each) you can rest assured that won't be a problem... [More]
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We all know that uncomfortable socks can make even a great day a little less fun, so we try and wear the best threads on our feet that we can. A recent shopping trip had us checking out these Cashmere... [More]
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