Kitanica Mark IV Utility Jacket

As spotted on MythBusters' Adam Savage, the Kitanica Mark IV Utility Jacket ($600) is the perfect attire for performing your own outrageous experiments. Made from heavy-duty 1000 Denier Cordura, it's designed to be virtually indestructible, and features padded rib and spine protection, a rifle recoil pad, Maglight holster and shoulder cradles, and a ton of pockets. Buzzed hair and G.I. Joe-like posture optional. [Thanks, Michael]