Columbia Titanium Main Man Parka

Like that crazy company chairman granny says in their commercials, Columbia jackets are built super tough. Unfortunately for them, most of their jackets are also super ugly. So when we came across the Titanium Main Man Parka ($230) and realized that it's actually pretty awesome, we had to share. It's got a waterproof, breathable Omni-Tech shell with Ultra-Wick mesh lining, five-point Interchange System with soft shell liner, underarm zipper vents, radial sleeves, internal powder skirt, detachable hood, and specially designed zippers, closures, and seams to seal out water and wind.