Alpha Industries McGyver Jacket

We all know MacGyver — the legendary TV character that could create a computer with GPS capabilities out of "chicken wire and shit." The Alpha Industries McGyver Jacket ($125) is a piece of clothing worthy of its misspelled namesake, featuring five front pockets, a detachable hood, and quite possibly the biggest douche in the world modeling it. 100% cotton, this unlined jacket is ready for whatever kind of action you throw at it — even if it's simply getting your money back from your lazy-ass brother-in-law. [Thanks, Jeff]