Not that kind of trash bag. The Jack Spade Trash Coal Bag ($225) is big enough to hold whatever you need — whether it's some towels and supplies for a day at the beach, or whether it's a laptop, accessories, and a few magazines for a day of work. Of course, calling it a trash bag and then only printing "trash" on one side of it would be pretty lame, so you can flip the canvas outer to the inside and reveal a photo print of a bunch of trash, making the contents look not-so-appealing.