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The Midnight Card
From the makers of The Douche Card comes another simple, sleek card that gets the point across with little left to the imagination. The Midnight Card ($5/25 cards) says, "This face leaves at midnight, be on it...", and if that isn't straight-forward enough, the other side features an image of David Hasselhoff, circa 1985. Perfect.
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