Ribbon Bottle Opener

While standard bottle openers can look cool, there's always been something a little awkward about their design. The Ribbon Bottle Opener ($18) will make sure you look as good opening your beer as you do pouring it thanks to a continuous loop design. Plus, since it's made from stainless steel, it's a whole lot more likely to match your kitchen decor than that plastic one that plays your team's fight song every time you use it. [Thanks, Rumann!]