Skull Hand Towel

We don't hate our mother-in-laws, nor do we have an all pirate-themed bathroom. Even so, we can't help but love these Skull Hand Towels by Kathy Steig ($20). They come in four different colors, feature an embroidered skull and crossbones on the front, and are made of high-quality cotton. Now next time your in-laws visit, leave these out in the guest bathroom and let them know you mean business.