“More gentle than the jarring noise of traditional alarms, this clock uses a gradual increase in ambient light, stimulating aromas, and peaceful sounds from nature to awaken sleepers.” Wow, not a whole lot to say after that. The Progression Wake Up Clock from Hammacher Schlemmer ($50) rocks all of that plus a lifetime guarantee. We imagine it’s as close as we’ll ever get to being in a Folger’s commercial.