The Super Side Bar ($500-$580) lets you dispense five of your favorite drinks without picking up a single bottle. And, like your own personal bartender, the Side Bar is fully programmable for automatic measuring of mixed drinks. Allowing you to store your bottles up to 10 feet away, it uses five separate pumps and individually transports beverages to your glass via separate flexible tubing, so your vodka and rum will never mix. The Side Bar operates on either 110 volt AC or 12 volt DC, letting you order one for your pool house, one for your yacht, and one for your jet. Black and white bases with black, white, brass, and chrome spouts are available.

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