Mr. Soccer R/C Robot

We’ve all seen those lame little “soccer” games that work somewhat like a hungover game of foosball. Now you can play soccer at home in a more fun and realistic way with Mr. Soccer ($70). He’s an RC robot that can kick, run, score, and defend way better than some actual players we know. Available in England and Brazil models, just right for a Beckham/Ronaldo matchup.