Jeero Uglydoll Plush

So you like having little stuffed creatures around, but are tired of being ridiculed for your teddy bears? Get a handmade terror — the Jeero Uglydoll Plush ($25). With a face only a foul swamp monster could love (that’s swamp, not swamp-ass, although we’re up in the air as to which is worse) Jeero is soft and plush. Plus, you can scare little kids with him — after all, what kid isn’t afraid of what appears to be a short, flat, moldy and stoned frosted mini-wheat vampire with horns?