Helly Hansen Ocean Racing Suit

Planning on hitting the high seas, viking-style, to race across the water? Keep yourself protected with the Helly Hansen Ocean Racing Suit ($3,000). This rugged, waterproof, breathable one-piece features a fleece-lined collar and hood, Dynant front and "pee" zip, double neoprene and rubber neck opening and cuffs, built-in socks, knee reinforcements, and more. Badass horned helmet not included.