Bald Guy Greeting Cards

If you're trying not to go the sappy route, it can be pretty hard to find a decent greeting card. Unless, that is, you're shopping for a Bald Guy Greeting Card ($3 each). These delightfully dirty cards feature off-the-wall sketches on the front, with a normal greeting — only to carry a darkly hilarious message inside. For instance, the "Be My Valentine" card shown above carries inside it this heartwarming message: "And by 'Be My Valentine,' I mean let's have sex on Valentine's Day." [Thanks, Tim]