National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Gear

Hold your own unholy family holiday this year with some National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation gear. First up, for the true Clark fan, is the authentic Griswold Chicago Blackhawks Jersey ($170). While sporting the big double zero, don't forget to share some eggnog with your own... [More]

Redbean Design Holiday Cards

Get a jump start on spreading your holiday cheer with these 2007 Holiday Cards from Redbean Design ($18/box of 12). Featuring one of nine terrific modern designs, the 5.25-inch square cards are printed with environmentally responsible inks on premium matte coated cardstock, trimmed with rounded... [More]

Hammerpress Shit! Cards

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes... [More]

Bald Guy Greeting Cards

If you're trying not to go the sappy route, it can be pretty hard to find a decent greeting card. Unless, that is, you're shopping for a Bald Guy Greeting Card ($3 each). These delightfully dirty cards feature off-the-wall sketches on the front, with a... [More]

The Office Valentine's Cards

Show your love for The Office at your own office with this great Valentine's set ($10) with eight cards featuring Jim, Pam, Dwight, and Michael. While awesome, they unfortunately don't feature Dwight's best love advice: "Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you... [More]

Imperial AT-AT and Rebel Snowspeeder Ornament

On yesterday's trip into Hallmark for this year's additions to the Uncrate Pop Culture Holiday Tree, we stumbled upon this Imperial AT-AT And Rebel Snowspeeder Ornament ($28). It recreates one of the most popular scenes from The Empire Strikes Back with great detail, including a... [More]

Halloween Costumes For Guys

So you're girlfriend is dragging you to another lame Halloween party? You might as well suck it up and go as something cool. Like V ($170), Nacho Libre ($60), or Jeeves, the Headless Butler ($55). Then there's always Chewbacca ($450), any member of Slipknot ($75),... [More]

Space Invaders Wrapping Paper

With the holiday buying season quickly approaching, it's always a good idea to start planning ahead. This year, we're giving our favorite folks gifts wrapped in Space Invaders Wrapping Paper ($5). Featuring a complementing combo of orange and brown backgrounds, the sheets are populated with... [More]

Boxtalks Boxes

Holiday cards can say quite a bit, but can they hold the gift they accompany? (And no, money or checks or gift cards don't count.) Boxtalks Boxes ($1 for one, $30 for all 46 designs) have a variety of different designs and let you write... [More]

Multiple Choice Greeting Cards

These all-purpose Multiple Choice Greeting Cards ($13; set of 8) will keep you from running out to Hallmark every time someone has a birthday, graduates, or puts up with your drunk shenanigans. Each card has nine occasions and phrases to mark off as needed.... [More]

Charlie Brown Pathetic Tree

I just don't understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I'm still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. — Charlie Brown Word, Charlie. Word. Make your apartment or office a little... [More]

MoMA 2005 Holiday Card Collection

It's creeping closer and closer to the holiday season, and if you're like us you need to make up for being a lazy ass and not sending out holiday cards to friends and associates like you should have. Cards from the MoMA 2005 Holiday Card... [More]

Hand-Screenprinted Thank You Cards

As the holiday season approaches, it’s a good idea to get all those thank you cards ready. If you send us a gift this year, you’ll probably be getting your thank you on one of these Hand-Screenprinted Thank You Cards ($15 for 5). Beautiful,... [More]

Anatomically Correct Gingerpeople Cookie Cutters

Ah, the Gingerbread man — a tried and true holiday friend. Unfortunately for him, up until now he was missing what all of us consider an essential part of manhood — a penis. Now not only does the Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Man ($18) have all... [More]

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

There might be other dudes at the Halloween party dressed up like the a member of the Sith, but none will look as accurate as you if you have the dough to sport this one. The Star Wars Darth Vader Collector’s Supreme Edition Costume ($800)... [More]

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