Men are notoriously bad at wrapping gifts. Evolve this year with the OpenX Precision Wrapping Paper Slitter ($6). This handy dandy tool, with its scissor-beating gliding action, makes you look so good that you'll get accusations of taking advantage of the donation-only Girl Scout wrapping kiosk at the mall.... [More]

Get a jump-start on your holiday checklist and do it in style with the 2008 MoMA Holiday Card Collection ($17-$21). Available in a variety of museum-quality designs, these cards run the gamut from the classy and subdued to 3D pop-up masterpieces. Hey, if you're cutting back on the gifts, you... [More]

What's a family gathering Halloween without a few corpses lying around? Corpses For Sale ($545-$595) are incredibly detailed faux dead bodies, available in both male and female versions, with either light or heavy(!) decay. Nasty skin, strangely intact hair, sunken eyes, destroyed teeth — you name it, these corpses have... [More]

Need a Halloween costume to end all others for this year's office costume contest? No worries, just don this Master Chief Collector’s Costume ($630). Officially licensed, the outfit includes a quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, a two-piece helmet, gauntlets, and boot tops. All you need now is your weapon of... [More]

Take your Halloween costume to the next level with Halloween Contacts and Special Effects Lenses ($70-$260/pair). Available in over 130 styles, most also available with prescription, these eyeball enhancements will leave your eyes looking as creepy as the rest of you. [Thanks, Chelsea]... [More]

If you're like most men, efforts to properly gift wrap presents have ended in total failure. Maybe you've got a girlfriend on the side to wrap things for you, or maybe you've resorted to those lame balloon wrappers, but either way, you're not self-reliant. Boxwood Gift Boxes ($52) offer a... [More]

Hold your own unholy family holiday this year with some National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation gear. First up, for the true Clark fan, is the authentic Griswold Chicago Blackhawks Jersey ($170). While sporting the big double zero, don't forget to share some eggnog with your own Cousin Eddie in a couple... [More]

Get a jump start on spreading your holiday cheer with these 2007 Holiday Cards from Redbean Design ($18/box of 12). Featuring one of nine terrific modern designs, the 5.25-inch square cards are printed with environmentally responsible inks on premium matte coated cardstock, trimmed with rounded corners and offer full ink... [More]

Somehow, those belated birthday cards you can find at your local Hallmark never really say exactly what you're thinking. Hammerpress Shit! Cards ($12/5 pack), on the other hand, make it perfectly clear what you mean to say, in detailed, hand-letterpressed text. The package also includes five orange envelopes to conceal... [More]

If you're trying not to go the sappy route, it can be pretty hard to find a decent greeting card. Unless, that is, you're shopping for a Bald Guy Greeting Card ($3 each). These delightfully dirty cards feature off-the-wall sketches on the front, with a normal greeting — only to... [More]

Show your love for The Office at your own office with this great Valentine's set ($10) with eight cards featuring Jim, Pam, Dwight, and Michael. While awesome, they unfortunately don't feature Dwight's best love advice: "Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You... [More]

On yesterday's trip into Hallmark for this year's additions to the Uncrate Pop Culture Holiday Tree, we stumbled upon this Imperial AT-AT And Rebel Snowspeeder Ornament ($28). It recreates one of the most popular scenes from The Empire Strikes Back with great detail, including a button that plays battle sounds... [More]

So you're girlfriend is dragging you to another lame Halloween party? You might as well suck it up and go as something cool. Like V ($170), Nacho Libre ($60), or Jeeves, the Headless Butler ($55). Then there's always Chewbacca ($450), any member of Slipknot ($75), the Operation board game patient... [More]

With the holiday buying season quickly approaching, it's always a good idea to start planning ahead. This year, we're giving our favorite folks gifts wrapped in Space Invaders Wrapping Paper ($5). Featuring a complementing combo of orange and brown backgrounds, the sheets are populated with pixelated baddies from year's past.... [More]

Holiday cards can say quite a bit, but can they hold the gift they accompany? (And no, money or checks or gift cards don't count.) Boxtalks Boxes ($1 for one, $30 for all 46 designs) have a variety of different designs and let you write you own message ont the... [More]