Canon Super Telephoto 1200mm Lens

Damn, son. The Canon Super Telephoto 1200mm f/5.6L EF USM Autofocus Lens ($99,000) is the King Kong of lenses. Measuring 33-inches long and weighing a hefty 36lbs, the rare lens was built-to-order by Canon from 1993 to 2005 — and only at a rate of about two a year. Even though this one is slightly used, it's still going to cost you about the same as two Land Rovers. And good luck trying to find a tripod that will hold up this beast.