Portable B Ball

This may seem like an "as seen on TV" type of product, but the Portable B Ball System ($550) could actually be quite useful. It attaches to a standard 2-inch trailer hitch on any truck or SUV, and features a telescoping pole system so you can leave it installed while driving to wherever you plan on playing. The Portable B Ball system would be great for those of us who don't have ample space to hoop it up at home — we could just jump in our imaginary Hummer and drive down to the Lowe's parking lot to show off our Jordan-esque skills to all of the weirdos buying home improvement stuff.