Terrorism. Murder. Blood. Bullets. Darkness. This is the G.I. Joe cartoon you've been waiting 25 years for. G.I. Joe: Resolute ($14) is a new animated mini-series featuring classic Joes and Cobra operatives that's sure to make the live action movie look even more like a turd. Aimed at older viewers,... [More]

Celebrate alongside the cholesterol gods with This Is Why You're Fat, a new blog that showcases the unhealthiest (and tastiest) foods on the planet. Marvel at heart attack-inducing treats like the Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough, the In-N-Out 100x100 Burger, the Candied Bacon Ice Cream, Krispy... [More]

Meet one of the coolest things to happen to online music since the introduction of iTunes. Lala is a web based music service that allows users to either listen to their libraries through a browser or download non-DRM tracks for wherever listening. You can listen to any track or album... [More]

It's about freakin' time. MTV Music packs nearly every video ever played on the once-upon-a-time music video channel into a free, searchable online video database that puts YouTube and its poor-quality VHS transfers to shame. I want my MTV.... [More]

Pitchfork, purveyors of impossibly hip indie music coverage, have launched a video-only companion site, Pitchfork.tv. It's sort of like MTV, when they still showed music videos. Only better because instead of Lil' Wayne, there's Iron and Wine, and instead of Hillary Duff, there's Bright Eyes. Not only is it on... [More]

Forget TV. PBS is leading a charge to bring media rich content directly to your computer. Its latest effort: Bush's War, a two part documentary that outlines the fabrication, escalation, invasion and aftermath of the U.S. occupation of Iraq — and it's easily one of the most notable inquiries on... [More]

We love anything that's dead simple. And you can't get anymore simple than Muxtape. The online service does one thing — let you create and share mixtape-like MP3 playlists with friends. With a 15-second signup, 1-click uploading and playback, and beautifully minimal playlist pages, Muxtape is our new music-savvy friend.... [More]

Although Zivity is still in closed beta, it's already rousing quite a stir among the blogerati. The site harnesses the many Web 2.0 fundamentals to create a social network built around tasteful (read: artsy) nudity. Dubbing themselves purveyors of Beauty 2.0 and encouraging submissions from women of all sizes, races... [More]

YouTube is great for stuff like this and this. But not so great when you're wanting to watch the episode of The Simpsons you missed last week. Following an extended beta period, Hulu is here to help. A joint venture of NBC Universal and the usually evil News Corp., Hulu... [More]

If we could buy stock in one thing this year, it would be Jake and Amir. These guys are going to be huge. The CollegeHumor co-workers have, hands-down, the most awkwardly hilarious web video show known to man. It's kinda like The Office, but if it was only short clips... [More]