Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine

We admit to having a soft spot for hardcore metal, but the genre's consistently dark and gloomy lyrics often leave us wondering why we still bother listening. Which explains why we're currently digging Total Brutal by Austrian Death Machine ($12), a half-serious metal album based on a string of memorable Arnold Schwarzenegger lines from some of the Governator's biggest movies. Finally, a metal album we can laugh with. Standout Tracks Lines: "Get To The Choppa," "Come With Me If You Want To Live," "It's Not A Tumor." [Thanks, Mike]