If you don't laugh your ass off at the indescribably odd Aqua Teen Hunger Force series on Cartoon Network, then you're going to really, really hate this feature-length version. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters ($20; Aug. 14) has more Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake than most can handle at one sitting. The DVD brings even more. And remember — Mooninites are not terrorists.