Dave's Insanity Sauce

We've seen all types of hot sauces in restaurants, bars, and at chili cook-offs — but none of them have ever compared to the pure intensity of Dave's Insanity Sauce ($7). It has a special blend of spices that is abnormally hot, so much that it is the only sauce ever banned from the National Fiery Food Show. If that still sounds too weak for you, we dare you to try the Insanity Limited Edition Private Reserve. It comes dated, numbered, and hand-signed by Dave himself, all in a wooden coffin wrapped in caution tape, and is three times as hot as the original. Now that's insane.