Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival

Mark your calendars, left-coasters. During the weekend of August 22-24 your shores will be set upon by the greatest band on earth — Radiohead. The occasion? San Francisco's first annual Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival. While tickets are not yet available and the full lineup hasn't been announced, we do know that the remains of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers have been made into ShowBiz Pizza-style animatronic puppets to headline one of the other nights. His few living fans (they're about as rare as WWI veterans) are cordially invited to wheel, walker and/or crawl out of the Haight for one last dance with Mary Jane at Golden Gate Park. Jack Johnson will also be on hand to assist with crowd dispersal.