Clinique M Cover

No, we didn't just jump the shark. Bunny-hopped it, maybe. Clinique M Cover ($14) is a coverup for men that helps camouflage blemishes, shaving nicks, and the dark circles under your hungover eyes. It's water and sweat resistant, and is said to blend invisibly. And you don't have to be a makeup artist to use this stuff — just dab it on and smear it in with your finger.