North Face Mercurial Jacket

It's about time a jacket was reversible for a good reason. The North Face Mercurial Jacket ($350) features a baffled silver side made from Scholler fabric designed to reflect sunlight and vent heat out of the jacket, while the smooth... [More]

Snapper Lawn Care Line

After reading this article, we're ashamed we've never written about a single Snapper lawnmower. But that ends today. Built in Georgia, USA, Snapper mowers absolutely exude quality throughout its fiery red range. Walk-Behind Mowers, Lawn & Garden Tractors, Riding Mowers,... [More]

BlackRapid R-Strap Camera Straps

If you find yourself schlepping your dSLR nearly everywhere you go (like we do), do yourself a favor and pick up a BlackRapid R-Strap Camera Strap ($45-$50). Available in three styles with varying storage, each strap features a large pad,... [More]

Specter Last Resort Belt

Need a belt that will look good with jeans but can save your hide in a tight spot? Check out the Specter Last Resort Belt ($25-$32). made from Mil-Spec parachute webbing, the belt can be used to fully support one's... [More]

Wine Enthusiast Wine Tasting & Aroma Kit

Taste wine like a real connoisseur with the Wine Enthusiast Wine Tasting & Aroma Kit ($200). This high-end kit includes nine vials of the most common tastes found in wine, nine essence coasters for identifying specific wine tastes, 36 vials... [More]

This Is How The World Ends T-Shirt

We can only imagine it will be this awesome when the clock strikes 12 tonight. Dracula leading a horde of zombies on a T-Rex, while UFOs and meth cowboys on Pterodactyls wreak havoc on our cities. The This Is How... [More]

Ghost Town

Even though it got surprisingly good reviews and stars the loveably detestable Ricky Gervais, Ghost Town ($20 DVD; $28 Blu-ray) seemed to slip through the cracks this year. While the premise (man dies, resuscitated, sees annoying dead folks, hilarity ensues)... [More]

Ecsotype Presse Utiilty Bag

Carry your daily essentials in style with the Ecsotype Presse Utiilty Bag ($195). Handcrafted in Australia of vegetable-tanned leather and high-density nylon, the bag features several pockets inside and out, a shock-resistant internal divider, nickel and stainless steel hardware, and... [More]

Menswear Flexfit Cap

if your guys didn't make the playoffs and you're sick of sporting the team colors, grab one of these Menswear Flexfit Caps ($24) to cover up your all-nighter hair. The 6-panel semi-fitted cap comes in grey, black, brown and green... [More]

Origami Sticky Notes

Take your notes into the third dimension with Origami Sticky Notes ($4). Each pad of notes has printed instructions on each sheet, letting you (or your co-workers) build one of ten different origami shapes. Just the way to battle post-holiday... [More]

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Baghead

Part horror, part comedy, Baghead ($26) is an indie like no other. Based on the premise of a mysterious killer who wears a paper bag to hide his/her identity, the movie moves beyond your typical horror cliches to become an... [More]

Denon AH-D5000 Reference Headphones

Hear your music in fascinating detail through Denon AH-D5000 Reference Headphones ($460). Made with a mahogany wooden housing and lightweight magnesium frame, these studio-quality cans also feature a microfiber diaphragm, an acoustic optimizer to adjust sound pressure balance in front... [More]

Fire Fork

Designed to attach directly to a stick or twig and infinitely reusable, the Fire Fork ($4) is a simple stainless steel tool that's a must have for any camper or adventurer. Extremely compact, the Fork is perfect for roasting marshmallows,... [More]

Raon Everun

Fit a full-featured Windows XP machine in your (jacket) pocket with the Raon Everun ($700). Powered by a 600 or 700 MHz AMD processor and sporting anywhere from 16-32GB of storage, the Everun also boasts a 800x480, 4.8-inch touchscreen display,... [More]

Mpix

From wall-clinging prints and buttons to business and playing cards, Mpix has you covered. The online printing service offers tons of options and sizes, from 20"x30" prints on premium paper to fully-mounted, standout-boxed prints, as well as fun items like... [More]

Vintage Tide T-Shirts

Get some vintage style while helping your fellow man with Vintage Tide T-Shirts ($15). These super-soft cotton tees feature a faded vintage Tide logo on the front, with the slogan "Loads of Hope" printed across the back. What does that... [More]

Why We Suck

Take a cathartic break from the traditional family niceties with Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary ($17). Filled with the sarcastic, laser-sharp wit that Leary is famous for, this... [More]

Rockwell Jawhorse

Save your sanity — and possibly a limb — with the Rockwell Jawhorse ($180). This hardcore helping hand clamps down on nearly anything, and should be the first thing solo do-it-yourselfers bust out. The Jawhorse sports a hands-free foot pedal... [More]

Personalized Whac-A-Mole Game

Bring some drunken carnival fun to your family room with a Personalized Whac-A-Mole Game ($35,000). Though it operates just like the amusement park models, this Whac-A-Mole game can be personalized with molded caricatures of your family and friends (you send... [More]

Visa Black Card

Don't qualify for a Centurion Card? Maybe the Visa Black Card ($495 annual fee) is a little more your style. Made with carbon graphite, the exclusive card comes with personalized assistance from a 24-hour concierge service, "luxury gifts," access to... [More]

Sk8 Wallet

Have a favorite deck that you'd like to carry with you everywhere you go? Turn it into a Sk8 Wallet ($60). These brilliant black nylon wallets are made from new & recycled skateboard decks, with each side handcrafted and fitted... [More]

Generation Kill

Based on the acclaimed book by Evan Wright and written for the screen by The Wire's David Simon, Generation Kill ($28) is a realistic trip inside the Iraq war like only HBO can provide. Spread across seven episodes, the mini-series... [More]

Timbuk2 Retro Messenger

Take a trip back to the late 1980's with the Timbuk2 Retro Messenger ($78). This limited-edition bag is a reissue of Timbuk2's original messenger bag design, featuring an oversized main compartment, internal organizer pockets, a Velcro front flap with buckle... [More]

MAD Poster Book

Enjoy the classic art of MAD Magazine in an all-new format with the MAD Poster Book ($20). This unique postcard book-style release packs 15 posters, each printed on hard stock paper with the print on one side and editors' notes... [More]

Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss

With no windshield or roof, "swing-wing" doors, and an aggressively styled carbon fiber body, the Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLR Stirling Moss (€750,000, ~$1,050,000) practically screams "speed." Powered by a 650 hp supercharged V8, this unique vehicle — limited to just 75... [More]

Porsche Design Aluminum Sled

Ditch the ol' circular sled and graduate to something more refined with the Porsche Design Aluminum Sled (£285, ~$425). This simple, gorgeous sled sports an aluminum frame with stainless steel runners, a durable waterproof seat made from black imitation leather,... [More]

Phonesex

Take a look inside the world of adult telephone operators in Phonesex by Phillip Toledano ($32). This hardcover coffee table wonder is filled with photos of nearly 30 phonesex operators in the intimacy of their own homes, offering a glimpse... [More]

Drinxx Playing Cards

Drinking and playing cards: two great tastes that go great together. Drinxx Playing Cards ($8) are a set of waterproof cards that understands this idea, with each card featuring a different recipe, along with a photo illustration. Shuffle up and... [More]

Brooks Brothers Triple Guard Stripe Tie

The Brooks Brothers Triple Guard Stripe Tie ($150) is a USA-made masterpiece, much like Jennifer Aniston. Part of their high-end Black Fleece collection, anti-Angelina wears only it and a smile on the cover of January's GQ.... [More]

Sonim XP3 Enduro

Rugged is an understatement with the Sonim Xtreme Performance Three (XP3) Enduro ($600). This Tri-band GSM/GPRS phone is waterproof, impact resistant, and is impervious to sand, dust, mud and micro particles. In addition to being IP-57 and Mil Spec 810F... [More]

Bill Gates Mug Shot Tee

Excel in this awesome Bill Gates Mug Shot Tee ($28). It features the infamous photos of a young Mr. Gates as taken by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a "traffic violation".... [More]

Stubb’s Smoked Meats

Get that great smoked taste without all the hassle from Stubb’s Smoked Meats ($6 and up). Choose from a variety of smoked beef, pork, and turkey eats, including ribs, brisket, sausage, tenderloin, jerky, and more, all delivered straight to your... [More]

72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit

Whether it be zombies, robots, or giant mutant guinea pigs, be prepared with the 72 Hour Emergency Survival Kit ($100). This stylish kit includes a 5-in-1 hand-crank flashlight, 2400 calories worth of food, a prepaid phone card, a hygiene kit,... [More]

Uncut U.S. Currency

Make them forget the craptastic present inside by wrapping it with some Uncut U.S. Currency ($15-$900). Available in crisp $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 or $50 sheets. Just tell them to go easy on the opening. [Thanks, Chris]... [More]

George Foreman Deep Fryer

Remove some of the fat from your favorite fried foods with the George Foreman Deep Fryer ($145). This unique fryer uses a spinning action to remove excess fat (up to 55%) absorbed during frying, while a built-in convection element adds... [More]

Remember the AFL

Take a trip to an era before blogging blockers and multi-million dollar contracts with Remember the AFL: The Ultimate Fan's Guide to the American Football League ($20). This extensive 448-page book takes you through the history of this early NFL... [More]

Fleet Foxes

Fleet Foxes ($11) are one of those bands that are on pretty much everyone's best of lists this year. Having made a stir with two excellent EPs, the band finally rose to prominence among hipsters and critics alike when it... [More]

Zenvo ST1

Will a thousand horsepower fit in a stocking? We sure hope so. The Zenvo ST1 ($TBA) is a new Danish supercar that grabs your attention and doesn't let go. Powered by a mid-mounted turbocharged and supercharged 7.0-liter V8 engine, the... [More]

Ovation iDea Guitar

Record whenever genius strikes with the Ovation iDea Guitar ($600). This iPod-like acoustic/electric guitar can both record and play MP3s, letting you save your jam sessions or rock along with any song. The iDea's built in preamp has a pitch-stable... [More]

Rolando

Pass the time at the airport, in the car, or at family functions this holiday with Rolando ($10). This new puzzle platformer might be the best iPhone and iPod touch game yet, with 36 levels of tilting, touching action spread... [More]

SimpliSafe

Get custom-quality security protection for apartment-level prices with SimpliSafe ($225 and up). This ingenious security system uses wireless technology to let the keypad, remotes, motion and entry sensors, and panic button connect to the main base station, which emits an... [More]

The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia

Weighing in at 10 pounds and updated for the first time in ten years, The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia ($75) is the closest you'll come to the Jedi Temple's Holocron. This fully illustrated, three-volume hardcover set features detailed information and... [More]

The Macallan Fine & Rare 1947

Looking for something extra special to serve the in-laws this holiday season? Look no further than The Macallan Fine & Rare 1947 Single Malt Scotch Whisky ($TBA; contact themacallan1947@remyusa.com). Bottled in 1963, this 15-year-old whisky was purchased directly from a... [More]

Oakley Custom Eyewear

Looking for a "dream" pair of Oakleys that you just can't seem to find anywhere? Make your own with Oakley Custom Eyewear ($TBD). This new web app from Oakley lets you design your own shades in one of nearly 30... [More]

Black & Decker Thermal Leak Detector

Reduce energy costs by detecting energy leaks in home with the Black & Decker Thermal Leak Detector ($50). This portable gadget instantly identifies problem areas around windows, doors, and hidden leaks such as insulation soft spots and electrical outlets. A... [More]

100 Words To Make You Sound Smart

Need a swift kick to the vocabulary? Pick up 100 Words To Make You Sound Smart ($6) by the editors of The American Heritage Dictionary. This smallish paperback is filled with interesting words to help you communicate more effectively. It... [More]

Citizen Eco-Drive Watches

Somewhere between flashy and Fossil lies the Citizen Eco-Drive line. These highly-rated, solar-powered timepieces, available in styles from dressy to sporty, never need a battery and last a lifetime. Our favorites shown above: Citizen Eco-Drive Chronograph Canvas Watch ($117), Citizen... [More]

Worn Free T-Shirts

Worn Free T-Shirts ($50) are glorious reproductions of tees worn by rock legends like John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Joan Jett, and Frank Zappa. Nearly 100 officially-licensed replica shirts are available, letting you choose from an exhaustive library of resurrected T-shirt... [More]

Home Access Health Tests

While not exactly great holiday gifts, Home Access Health Tests are nonetheless a great idea. No doctor. No needles. Bringing lab testing to your doorstep, the fingerstick test kits need just a few drops of your blood. Current offerings include... [More]

No Mas Finisher Bag

The Starter jacket was a staple of early '90s style, and now it's making a comeback in unexpected fashion thanks to the No Mas Finisher Bag ($300). Each of the hand-created duffels is constructed using a vintage Starter jacket, with... [More]

Zirh Cocktail Bar

Get clean with some help from the bar. The Zirh Cocktail Bar ($15 each) lets you pick your poison: Cucumber Martini ("light, crisp, transparent hydration"), Hurricane ("tropical rejuvenation with a twist of lime"), Long Island Iced Tea ("caffeinated citrus-cola renewal"),... [More]

Crumpler Freestanding Edwardian

Planning to travel in 2009? Do yourself a favor and pack your gear in a new Crumpler Freestanding Edwardian ($416). Available in three colorways, this large bag features a water resistant outer shell, reinforced sidewalls and base, a utility backpack... [More]

Burn After Reading

While it wasn't a masterpiece like their last film, the Coen brothers still came up with another dark comedy classic. Starring George Clooney, John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Tilda Swinton, and a hilarious Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading ($18 DVD; $27... [More]

Tokyoflash Waku Watch

This belt-like watch will look more like a wrist cuff than a traditional time-teller. The Tokyoflash Waku Watch ($130) is available in your choice of brown leather, raised black croc-effect leather, or the Rudolph-like natural fur. Then pick between polished... [More]

The Official High Times Pot Smokers Handbook

Whether you get your smoke through a legal prescription or other, shadier channels, there's always the question of what to do once you've enjoyed a puff or two. The Official High Times Pot Smokers Handbook ($18) is here to help... [More]

Threadless 12 Club

If you're into graphic tees, there's little reason not to join the Threadless 12 Club ($200/year). This unique "club" will bring you a new, limited edition, exclusive t-shirt every month from January to December, each hand-picked by the Threadless crew... [More]

Luke Skywalker’s Red Five X-Wing Model

As much as we love Star Wars Lego kits and toys, they simply can't compare to this Luke Skywalker’s Red Five X-Wing Model ($1,200). Digitally scanned from an original miniature body and made from high-quality die-cast and injection molded resin,... [More]

Green Monster Underwater Fishing Lights

Attract fish to your favorite spot like never before with Green Monster Underwater Fishing Lights ($350 and up). These submersible gems can be used in fresh or saltwater, and feature a GFCI plug for additional safety, a photocell to automatically... [More]

Farkas Original Eye Black

Reduce glare and psych-out your opponents in vintage style with Farkas Original Eye Black ($7). This high-quality eye black is named for Andy Farkas, believed to be the first player to sport eye black in the NFL when he led... [More]

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

At last, Joss Whedon's web-based musical is coming to DVD. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog ($10) stars Neil Patrick Harris as Billy, otherwise known as Dr. Horrible, as he attempts to be accepted into the Evil League of Evil and woo... [More]

Penfield Rockford Jacket

And you thought plaid just looked good on your underwear. The Penfield Rockford Jacket ($200), with styling unchanged since the 1970's, has 80/20 goose down insulation, water resistant and windproof construction, pockets galore, and the all important plaid shoulder yoke.... [More]

Ikea Datid Appliances

Ikea's Datid collection is a new line of seriously stylish appliances. Sporting a great anthracite finish, the current collection includes a couple gas cooktops ($299-$379), a microwave oven ($549), two built-in ovens ($599-$749), three different exhaust hoods ($479-$599), and a... [More]

Black & Decker SmartDriver

Shoot from the hip with the Black & Decker 3.6-Volt Lithium Ion SmartDriver ($40). This one-handed cordless screwdriver features a retractable screw-holder with magnetic tip, as well as a 6-position clutch for picking what size screw you're using (to prevent... [More]

Fossil Legacy Duffle

Whether it's clothes, books, or a laptop and accessories, the Fossil Legacy Duffle ($248) has the room to carry what you need. The 18" x 9" x 12" full grain leather bag features polished hardware, modern vintage twill lining, a... [More]

BACtrack Breathalyzer

If you host a lot of parties or simply do a lot of drinking, you might want to check out the BACtrack Breathalyzer ($72). This nifty gadget uses BluFire sensor technology to provide quick, accurate blood alcohol level readings, keeping... [More]

Rapha Classic Softshell Jacket

Stay warm and stylish during your biking outings this winter with the Rapha Classic Softshell Jacket ($375). Made for tough cold weather riding, the windproof, water resistant jacket features a polyamide breathable softshell fabric, an offset zipper with a lockdown... [More]

ClarionMiND

With a 4.8-inch, 800x480 touchscreen, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 2.0, and more, the ClarionMiND ($650) is ready to give the best Garmin units a run for their money. This Mobile Internet Navigation Device (hence the MiND) also boasts GPS navigation, 4GB of... [More]

That Lonesome Song by Jamey Johnson

Jamey Johnson writes hit songs for the likes of George Straight and Trace Adkins. Huge, poppy country hits. But his own Waylon-esque recordings are immensely darker and insanely authentic. That Lonesome Song ($10) has a pure outlaw sound that just... [More]

Jack Spade I Buy/You Buy Dice Set

End the argument of who's picking up the bar tab with a roll of the dice. The Jack Spade I Buy/You Buy Dice Set ($55), which comes with a grain leather case, settles things like civilized drunkards of yesteryear.... [More]

Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device

The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device ($50) uses brute force to help you get the right amount of pasta. It works great no matter what type of boss you're cooking dinner for. [Thanks, Oscar]... [More]

The Golden Age of American Football

Take a trip back to the dawn of the NFL as we know it in The Golden Age of American Football by Neil Leifer ($490). Snagging his first immortal shot at the young age of 16, Leifer's legendary football photography... [More]

L.A. Gear 20th Anniversary Sneakers

That's right — L.A. Gear is bringing back its "Fire" and "Flame" kicks with the L.A. Gear 20th Anniversary Sneaker Collection ($100-$120). Based on the iconic designs from the '80s, these kicks feature upgraded materials, but the classic color schemes,... [More]

Electric Paper Plane Launcher

Ensure the proper release of your paper airplanes and learn something along the way with the Electric Paper Plane Launcher ($16). This do-it-yourself science kit comes with everything you or your offspring need to build your own launcher, including informative... [More]

VTech LS5145 Bluetooth Phone System

If you're still holding on to your landline, consider upgrading your home handset with the VTech LS5145 Bluetooth Phone System ($150). This sleek system uses 5.8GHz technology for clear calls, supports both photo caller ID and Bluetooth to connect with... [More]

Hommage Madrid Razor

Save some counter space with the Hommage Madrid Razor ($225). Sporting a sleek gunmetal stainless steel finish, this pricey razor can be stored upright when not in use thanks to special weights in the base that make it free-standing. The... [More]

The House That Romero Built T-Shirt

It's like wearing the zombie hall of fame. As you can clearly see, The House That Romero Built T-Shirt ($20) has all of the braintacular legends — from Bub to Flyboy.... [More]

Logitech Comfort Lapdesk

If your MacBook came with a laptop desk, this would be it. The lightweight Logitech Comfort Lapdesk ($40) goes all ergonomic on your couch-surfing with a twelve-degree angled riser to make your neck happy and a four-layer heat-shielding design for... [More]

Boardwalk Photo Booth

If you have enough money for this Boardwalk Photo Booth ($11,000), then you have enough "friends" to get some use out of it. A replica of the classics found in amusement parks, arcades, and boardwalks, this booth can capture and... [More]

Electric Arguments by The Fireman

Let's see: Writing and music from Paul McCartney, plus production from Youth, all recorded over thirteen days? We're in. Electric Arguments by The Fireman ($10) is filled with new songs from the ex-Beatles legend, all with an undeniably 21st century... [More]

Mustache Pint Glass

Add a touch of whimsy to your drinking escapades with a Mustache Pint Glass ($15). These amusing vessels feature a white mustache on the side, in just the right place to make you look like you've got a serious case... [More]

Nobis Brutus Hat & Scarf

Keep warm this winter in the Nobis Brutus Hat & Scarf ($55 CAD; ~$44). This hand-knit 80% lambswool, 20% nylon scarf and beanie set comes in your choice of three colorways, and features a thick diamond knit pattern to add... [More]

Sony Digital Noise Canceling Headphones

Find sonic serenity in even the busiest of environments with these Sony Digital Noise Canceling Headphones ($400). As the world's first headphones to use digital technology for noise canceling, these new over-the-ear cans offer up to 99% ambient noise reduction,... [More]

Volkswagen CC

Looking for the utility of a Passat with the looks and handling of a sport coupe? The new Volkswagen CC ($27,000 and up) was made just for you. This 4-door coupe sports some of the most aggressive styling yet seen... [More]

Gyro Swing

Get your golf swing in check with the Gyro Swing ($200). This revolutionary training device uses an internal 20,000 RPM gyroscope to help you "feel" the correct plane and release, and features other helpful tools like a see-through grip guide... [More]

Blomus Round Single Ring Hot Plate

Keep your holiday snacks warm the natural way this season with the Blomus Round Single Ring Hot Plate ($38). This nifty warming plate is powered by a tealight candle that sits in the center of the circular stainless steel plate,... [More]

Nike ACG Mount Grace Cross Hatch Jacket

Look great in the great outdoors in the Nike ACG Mount Grace Cross Hatch Jacket ($90). This breathable waterproof jacket features synthetic insulation that keeps in heat even when wet, Nike Grind material in the trims, zipper pulls and cord... [More]

Ace Nail Clippers

The "man-sized" Ace Fingernail Clippers ($12) and Ace Toenail Clippers ($12) are made from 420 stainless steel, offer 30º or 55º Power Cut levers with ultra-sharp blades, and sport built-in clippings catchers. Finish filling up your cart with the rubberized... [More]

Vans Mesa Slip-Ons

At a certain age, "house shoes" somehow make their way onto your mom's holiday shopping list for you. And, at a certain age, you start to appreciate them. This year at least tell her about the slipperific Vans Mesa Slip-Ons... [More]

Everlast Protex3 Training Boxing Gloves

Maybe De La Hoya could have used a little more time in a pair of these. The Everlast Protex3 Training Boxing Gloves ($200) get you ready for the next contender with plenty of features. The Protex3 wrist stabilization system offers... [More]

Wooster Street Meats Tees

First spotted by our keen eyed Outblush observer, Wooster Street Meats are one of the foremost purveyors of fine meat — themed T-shirts. Available in prosciutto, brasciole, capicola and soppressata flavored tees ($28-$35), these shirts are an ideal way to... [More]

Rovio

Need to keep tabs on your pets, home, kids, or wife while you're away? Rovio ($240) can help. This Wi-Fi enabled mobile web cam lets you see, hear, and interact with Rovio's surroundings via an online interface. Rovio will tell... [More]

Brunton BrewFire Dual-Fuel Coffee Maker

If you really, really need your morning cup o' joe no matter where you are, check out the Brunton BrewFire Dual-Fuel Coffee Maker ($TBA; February 2009). This unique coffee maker is fueled by either propane or butane fuel, letting you... [More]

Zibra Open It

Just in time for the holidays comes the Zibra Open It ($11). This universal package opener features a safety razor, wire snips, and a built-in screwdriver for opening battery compartments. It'll help you get even the most stingy bubble-packed, tied-down... [More]

The Godfather Family Album

Get an inside look at one of the greatest film series of all time with The Godfather Family Album ($690). This unique book features selections from photographer Steve Schapiro's archives chronicling the making of The Godfather trilogy. Limited to just... [More]

Survival Straps

There's never been a bracelet this hardcore. Made from military-issue 550 paracord, Survival Straps ($18-$25) are bracelets designed to help you in an emergency. With 15 to 20' of cord used in each bracelet, you simply unravel it to instantly... [More]

Sing Sing Dinner Tray

Eat like an inmate with the Sing Sing Dinner Tray ($15). Made of melamine, it's an exact replica of the food tray (and bludgeoning weapon) used at the Sing Sing Correctional Facility. Also excellent for shielding shanks.... [More]

Super Secret Spy Lens

As you probably already know, it's incredibly hard to get candid shots of those around you when they know the camera is being pointed in their direction — and people seem to have an innate ability to sense this. The... [More]

Aerocar

Think flying cars are the wave of the future? Then you might want to check out the Aerocar ($3.5 million), a hybrid car/plane from 1956(!). With a serial number of 2, this unique ride was granted its first FAA certification... [More]

Atari 2600

Add to your retro gaming collection with this Atari 2600 Package ($120). It includes an original, simulated wood grain 2600 console, 20 games including Asteroids, Donkey Kong, the infamous E.T., and Missile Command, two joysticks and two paddle controllers, a... [More]

Print Liberation: The Screen Printing Primer

Start your own Warhol-esque print factory with help from Print Liberation: The Screen Printing Primer ($17). This nifty 144-page guide gives you comprehensive tips and instructions on how to make your own prints, and on printing to various surfaces such... [More]

Leatherman Serac LED Flashlights

You already know how well-made and handy Leatherman multitools are. If you carry one daily, you know how you're prepared for just about anything. Except that blasted lack of sunlight thing that seems to happen every night. Save the day... [More]

Mr. Heater Big Buddy Portable Heater

With Uncrate HQ suffering outdoor temps in the high 20's today, we're longing for an extra jolt of heat. Like the Mr. Heater Big Buddy Portable Heater ($107). This indoor/outdoor propane heater blasts out 18,000 BTUs, heating a 400 square... [More]

Redken for Men Mint Fix Sweat-Resist Gel

If you're wanting to look good for that special someone you're trying to impress at the gym, you better make sure your 'do stays in place. The solution is Redken for Men Mint Fix Sweat-Resist Gel ($12; Jan. 2009), a... [More]

OpenX Precision Wrapping Paper Slitter

Men are notoriously bad at wrapping gifts. Evolve this year with the OpenX Precision Wrapping Paper Slitter ($6). This handy dandy tool, with its scissor-beating gliding action, makes you look so good that you'll get accusations of taking advantage of... [More]

Throwing Star Magnets

Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded... [More]

MicroSpikes

Get a grip this winter with MicroSpikes ($60). This durable, lightweight traction spikes slip right over your normal sneakers to give extra grip in the ice, slush, and snow. Featuring an auto-adjusting chain system and 3/8-inch spikes, these are sure... [More]

Downtown Owl: A Novel by Chuck Klosterman

One of Uncrate's favorite pop-culture authors is back with — surprise! — a tale of fiction. Downtown Owl: A Novel by Chuck Klosterman ($17) is the best-selling author's first novel, set in a fictional North Dakota town during the early... [More]

108 Lost T-Shirts

Can January 21, 2009 really come soon enough? We think not. Get ready for the return of the Oceanic Six with these surprisingly stylish 108 Lost T-Shirts ($28 each). Choose from five different otherific tees. [Thanks, Mike & Joey]... [More]

Nixon Headphones

Now that Nixon has rocked your world with their watches, they're hitting you up from a whole new angle. Two years in the making, Nixon's new headphone collection ($40-$200) includes three custom designed models — The Master Blaster (an over-ear... [More]

24: Redemption

It's been a while since we last heard from Jack Bauer. But he's back with a bang in 24: Redemption ($19). Bridging the gap between the sixth season and upcoming seventh season, the feature length TV-movie takes place nearly four... [More]

Fee Brothers Bitters

Ready to take your bartending to the next level? Fee Brothers Bitters ($34) can help. This six-bottle set includes six hard-to-find, hand selected cocktail bitters, including West Indies Orange, Peach, Lemon, Grapefruit, Mint and Old Fashioned — allowing you to... [More]

Penthouse 40th Anniversary Book

Celebrate 40 years of Penthouse with this limited-issue Penthouse 40th Anniversary Book ($350). At 128 cotton paper pages, the book is filled with the absolute best, most iconic photography from the mag's 40 years, along with a preface by renowned... [More]

HP Blackbird 002 PC

Looking for great performance and case design from your next Windows machine? Check out the HP Blackbird 002 PC ($1,800 and up). With a stunning design that offers isolated thermal chambers, tool-free accessibility, and cable-free hard drive installation, these slick... [More]

Panasonic Wet/Dry Multi-Angled Personal Groomer

With an extending, pivoting handle that locks in six positions from 105 to 180 degrees, the Panasonic Wet/Dry Multi-Angled Personal Groomer ($32) will make sure you can reach even the most difficult patches of hair. This wet/dry groomer features a... [More]

Puma Ocean Racing Collection

Puma jumps feet first into pro sailing with its new Puma Ocean Racing Collection. At launch, the collection includes several pieces of performance gear as well as a few pieces for after hours back on shore. Our favorite is the... [More]

Modine Bar

If you've got a whole lot of booze, a whole bunch of bar glassware, a whole slew of people to entertain, or any combination of the above, check out the Pottery Barn Modine Bar ($1,400). This beast of a fold-out... [More]

Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera

Combining the convenience of digital with the instant gratification of an old Polaroid, the Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera ($500) gives you the best of both worlds. This 5-megapixel shooter boasts an integrated Zink printer, and the built-in software lets... [More]

Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set

Give the manliest gift of all this holiday season — meat. The Peter Luger Ultimate Steak Gift Set ($300) includes two hand-selected, dry-aged 37 oz. USDA Prime porterhouse steaks, along with a black apron with gold Peter Luger logo, a... [More]

Bissell Garage Pro Wet/Dry Vacuum Cleaner

Keep your garage in check with the Bissell Garage Pro Wet/Dry Vacuum Cleaner ($230). This standing vac features a 12 amp motor for powerful suction, LED indicators for power, water, and dirt tank levels, car detailing tools for keeping your... [More]

Open Mic T-Shirt

Speak up with the Open Mic T-Shirt ($32) from Brand of the Free. Because everyone has something to say. Or at least thinks they do.... [More]

Nokia N97

Nokia likes to call their phones "mobile computers". We won't go that far with the new Nokia N97 ($TBA), but this is definitely the closest they've come. Combining a tilting 3.5-inch touch display with a full QWERTY keyboard, the N97... [More]

CurrenKey

These coin-like USB flash drives are truly pocket size. Available in a 4GB bronze ($20) or an 8GB silver ($30) finish, the CurrenKey features a shock-proof die-cast case that opens with a twist to reveal the USB connector.... [More]

Telenav Shotgun

Less than a month after crowd favorite Dash ceased making hardware to focus on software solutions, longtime software provider Telenav has announced its first full hardware solution the Shotgun ($300). The device is Internet enabled to receive up-to-the-minute updates on... [More]

Nikon D3x

If the 12.3-megapixel sensor in Nikon's groundbreaking D3 simply isn't enough for you, take a gander at the new Nikon D3x ($8,000; December 2008). This 24.5-megapixel full frame beast offers a host of professional-quality features, including dual CF card slots,... [More]

Nerdcore 2009 Calendar

The ultimate geek pin-up calendar is back for the third year in a row. The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar ($25) includes plenty more oversized adult sci-fi-themed photography, along with plenty of important dates, including both regular holidays and nerdy events like... [More]

Shipton & Henage Kelso Boot

Looking to add some movie star flair to your winter wardrobe? Check out the Shipton & Henage Kelso Boot ($375). Worn by Jude Law and Robert Downey in the upcoming Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes flick and bench-made in the U.K.,... [More]

Key of Rock

Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help.... [More]

The North Face Surf & Turf TriClimate Pant

Go from slope to hot tub in The North Face Surf & Turf TriClimate Pant ($200). These waterproof, breathable ski pants keep you warm all day and then zip off to reveal a pair of Reef board shorts, letting you... [More]

Epson Artisan 800

Printers usually aren't this exciting. Or this good looking. Or this powerful. The Epson Artisan 800 ($230) is absolutely packed with features — the good kind of features that you actually use. This all-in-one print/scan/fax beauty sports a 7.8" touch... [More]

Gas Powered Snowboard

For those who don't need a full blown snowmobile, this Gas Powered Snowboard ($2,000) might be a nice, unnecessary alternative. Powered by a 6.5-hp 4-cycle gas engine, this yellow snow scooter jets you around any type of snow and can... [More]