Mitsubishi LaserVue TV

Just when we thought rear-projection TV was dead, here comes the Mitsubishi LaserVue TV ($7,000) to blow our minds. As the world's first laser-powered television, the LaserVue uses laser beams (surprise!) to provide unmatched color reproduction, clarity, and depth of... [More]

Minus A2 Air Purifier

Slim enough to mount on a wall, the Minus A2 Air Purifier ($550) is a great choice for keeping your air healthy and clean this winter. It features a six stage purification system with a BioGS HEPA filter, light-activated auto-mode... [More]

Obsessed with Star Wars

Let's see... a Star Wars trivia book, with an integrated scoring module for keeping tabs on how we do with 2,500 original questions challenging our knowledge of all things Force-related? Yes, Please. Obsessed with Star Wars ($20) is exactly that,... [More]

Snowball Blaster

Be your neighborhood's own arctic Rambo with the Snowball Blaster ($30). The gun launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50 feet, letting you drop skinny kids and the elderly from the comfort of your front porch. Besides the slingshot action, the... [More]

Candyphile

Lollyphile, the crazy company behind the Absinthe, Maple-Bacon and Wasabi-Ginger suckers, has launched Candyphile, a candy-of-the-month club. Available in 4-month ($96), 6-month ($120) and 12-month ($204) subscriptions, you'll get a 4-pack of unique candy the first week of every month.... [More]

Nissan 370Z

The Z is back. The new Nissan 370Z ($TBA) continues the Z-line's heritage of speed and agility with a newly-designed body, aggressive stance, and the new 3.7L V6 found in the Infiniti G37. We won't know the full story until... [More]

LG Decoy

The LG Decoy ($200) is the first mobile phone with a built-in, detachable Bluetooth headset. Stowed around back, the the headset charges and syncs automatically with the phone. The Decoy also has a slick slider design with a mirror finish,... [More]

Big Vinyl Yeti

Looking for something to guard your barren desk during the winter months? The Big Vinyl Yeti ($90) will take the job, standing high above your hard drives and sharpies, this 9.5-inch figure features posable arms and a removable light-up torch.... [More]

MTV Music

It's about freakin' time. MTV Music packs nearly every video ever played on the once-upon-a-time music video channel into a free, searchable online video database that puts YouTube and its poor-quality VHS transfers to shame. I want my MTV.... [More]

Squishy Shot Glass Set

Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of... [More]

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Dyson DC 25 Animal

Meet the Dyson DC25 Animal ($550). It has officially taken the reigns as the most powerful and versatile machine in Dyson's catalog. Featuring ball technology for simple maneuvering, the DC25 Animal is also equipped to deal with pet hair and... [More]

Catch 22 Yo-Yo

If you're looking for the ultimate in yo-yos, take a gander at the Catch 22 Yo-Yo ($460). This luxury toy is limited to just 70 units worldwide and boasts a bi-metallic design with a black aluminum body and titanium rims... [More]

Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Edition

Relive the kitschy fun of the Emmy-nominated and Peabody Award-winning TV show with Mystery Science Theater 3000: 20th Anniversary Edition ($49). This four disk set packs four of the show's top-requested episodes — "Werewolf," "Laserblast," "First Spaceship on Venus," and... [More]

Zirh Ikon

Looking for a fresh scent this fall? Check out Zirh Ikon ($65). The woodsy, natural scent features top notes of Cardamon, Ginger, and Lemon, mid notes including iris root, black cinnamon, and clove buds, and dry notes of frankincense and... [More]

HP Mini 1000

This whole netbook thing may catch on yet. Sporting either an 8.9-inch or 10.2-inch Brightview display, the HP Mini 1000 ($400) is an Internet-centric, ultra-mobile laptop that weighs in at only 2.25 pounds. It's powered by an Intel Atom N270... [More]

Pocket Fishing Pole

Is that a fishing pole in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Oh, it's a Pocket Fishing Pole ($45)? Well that's a little awkward. But you are happy to see us, right? Wait, where are you... [More]

Cooking with All Things Trader Joe's

While we're far from monks, the Uncrate staff tends to believe that simplicity is the key to a happy life. Whether that simplicity comes from a gadget or something else is largely irrelevant, the importance is that it makes our... [More]

Ridley Vintage Motorbikes

Part beach cruiser, part motorcycle, Ridley Vintage Motorbikes ($2,000) are small-engine powered bicycles featuring old-time looks and real-world utility. Each style is offered with either a 49 or 70cc engine, and also feature pedals for zero-emission propulsion, a tank-style frame... [More]

Mouse in a Pint

If you've got a rodent problem, skip the inhumane traditional mousetrap and give the Mouse in a Pint (£10, roughly $15) a try. This simple, non-lethal mousetrap — designed by Thorsten Van Elten — uses a breadstick attached to a... [More]

Dead On Annihilator

Whether you're doing construction or demolition, you'll want to get your hands on a Dead On Annihilator ($50). This unique multi-tool offers a board straightener, nail puller, a demolition axe and hammer, a chisel, a multi-purpose wrench, and a built-in... [More]

Fallout 3

If there is one game that you buy this year, it should be Fallout 3 ($50-$70). It doesn't need a spiel. Surely you're familiar with its predecessor, and surely you've waited patiently for the followup. And now, on October 28,... [More]

Gear Head Shampoo

You're a man, and such you need not constant reminders of your manliness. Take for instance, Gear Head Shampoo ($6), featuring all sorts of manly ingredients like Aloe Vera gel, oils of lemon, orange and basil fragrances, and Jojoba oil,... [More]

2009 Audi A4

Audi's 3-series and C-class competitor just got a whole lot better. The 2009 Audi A4 ($32,700 and up) starts with either an all-new 211hp 2.0L TSFI engine or a 265hp 3.2L FSI powerplant, and builds on it with loads of... [More]

Poladroid

Love digital photography but miss the look and feel of old-school Polaroid shots? Then grab yourself a copy of Poladroid. This free application for Mac OS X (a Windows version is coming next month) offers drag-and-drop creation of high-resolution, print-ready... [More]

Klipsch Custom 3 Headphones

Upgrade your media player experience with the new Klipsch Custom 3 Headphones ($300). These dual-driver in-ear headphones feature a slick black and dark gray design, a patent-pending crossover design, a tuned bass-reflex woofer system, noise isolation, a carrying case, and... [More]

Rock Band Home Stage Kit

If you've felt lately that your Rock Band jam sessions have been lacking a certain air of authenticity, then the Rock Band Home Stage Kit ($100) is for you. The kit features dynamic stage lighting that is sure to make... [More]

Arrow CT50 Professional Cordless Staple Gun

Staple guns usually aren't this advanced. Powered by a 10.8 volt Lithium-ion battery pack, the Arrow CT50 Professional Cordless Staple Gun ($129) accurately shoots up to 1,500 staples per charge. The handheld powerhouse also features a depth-of-drive control, a built-in... [More]

The North Face E-Tip Gloves

With the first snow of the season hitting the east this week, maybe it's time to start thinking about some cold weather gadget gear. The North Face E-Tip Gloves ($40) sport grippy silicone palms and a warm shell, and, more... [More]

MINI E

It's not like MINI's automobiles were gas guzzlers to begin with, but if you're looking for the greenest MINI you can get, check out the new MINI E ($TBA). Limited to just 500 vehicles to be leased in SoCal, New... [More]

Corpses

What's a family gathering Halloween without a few corpses lying around? Corpses For Sale ($545-$595) are incredibly detailed faux dead bodies, available in both male and female versions, with either light or heavy(!) decay. Nasty skin, strangely intact hair, sunken... [More]

Practice Makes Perfect Golf Set

Spend your cold weather months honing your game for spring with the Practice Makes Perfect Golf Set ($350). This all-in-one package includes a putting mat, swing trainer, driving mat and tethered ball, a putting set, and a glove. January and... [More]

Fireplace Grill

Get that campfire taste indoors with this handy Fireplace Grill ($200). The European-made stainless steel grill adjusts to three heights and will make all of those just-before-payday hot dogs a little more tasty.... [More]

Logitech Wireless Guitar Controller Premiere Edition

Step up your living room Lollapalooza shows with the Logitech Wireless Guitar Controller Premiere Edition ($250). Feeling almost just like a real guitar, the Rock Band controller has a solid body, real wood neck, metal frets and tuning peg, and... [More]

Polo Modern Reserve

For those of you who like Polo but always found it a bit too old man-ish, check out Polo Modern Reserve ($63). This updated scent replaces aging notes like chamomile and tobacco with cool cardamom spice and different blends of... [More]

Master Chief Collector’s Costume

Need a Halloween costume to end all others for this year's office costume contest? No worries, just don this Master Chief Collector’s Costume ($630). Officially licensed, the outfit includes a quilted jumpsuit with EVA armor, a two-piece helmet, gauntlets, and... [More]

Midnight Club: Los Angeles

Get ready for fast-paced, open-world street racing in Midnight Club: Los Angeles ($60). With a huge roster of incredibly detailed vehicles, a terrific, 100+ song soundtrack, the ability to upgrade your ride with licensed aftermarket parts, and a huge, authentic... [More]

Timberland Pro Endurance Boots

Work boots get the comfort of all-day hikers with the Timberland Pro Endurance Boots ($130). Featuring anti-fatigue technology and the PowerFit system, these boots feature an impressive 5-layer footbed, polycarbonate hardware, climate control (to regulate temperature and control moisture buildup),... [More]

Motorola Aura

If you're looking for the ultimate in cellular luxury, check out the new Motorola Aura ($2,000). Built more like a fine automobile than a swivel phone, the Aura features a 16-million color circular display, a Grade 1 62-carat sapphire crystal... [More]

Vizio Java HDTV

Finally, a TV that will match all our chocolate-stained furniture. The new Vizio Java HDTV ($650-$850) features a unique copper-and-black bezel that will go great in dark natural decors, and features a screen size of either 32 or 37 inches,... [More]

10th Anniversary Victory Vision

After 10 years in the business, Victory is celebrating with its best touring cycle yet. The 10th Anniversary Victory Vision ($29,000) packs a 4-stroke 50 V-Twin engine, a 6-speed transmission with overdrive, and premium features like a TourTech GPS, billet... [More]

F the Economy T-Shirt

Indeed. Flex your consumer purchasing muscle by ordering this F the Economy T-Shirt ($15). Bailout, schmailout.... [More]

Craftsman Professional Vibrafree Sander

Save your arm. The Craftsman Professional Vibrafree Random Orbit Sander ($100) is built with Active Vibration Canceling Technology which eliminates more than half the vibration of a standard sander, while its Cyclonic Dust Collection allows for 40% better dust removal.... [More]

Hollow Spy Coins

Smuggle your micro-sized goodies like a Cold War-era spy with Hollow Spy Coins ($20-$70). These exact duplicates of real spy coins used by both the CIA and KGB to smuggle things like poison, codes, and microfilm come in a variety... [More]

The Last Drop Whisky

Whether you're contemplating your last meal or simply looking for a truly exciting new whisky, The Last Drop Whisky ($2,000/bottle) should be on your list. Created by three liquor industry legends, the Last Drop is made from a variety whiskies,... [More]

Quiksilver MPH Watch

With a smooth stainless steel bezel and a perforated polyurethane band, the Quiksilver MPH Watch ($125) will look right at home on the wrist of any driver. Its bezel goes out beyond the ring of the face itself, extending all... [More]

Adidas Conductor Felt DP

Keep your ankles toasty this winter in the Adidas Conductor Felt DP ($130). These retro basketball shoes, first worn by Patrick Ewing in 1987, have been upgraded with an interior herringbone felt ankle panel and tongue. Shiny, plastic-like leather unchanged.... [More]

Radio Retaliation by Thievery Corporation

Over the past decade, Thievery Corporation have released two seminal albums, The Mirror Conspiracy and The Richest Man in Babylon, in addition to cementing their ESL Music as one of the definitive labels in lounge. Sure, Radio Retaliation is not... [More]

Zombie Tools

You know how much we love our zombies here at Uncrate, but when the time comes to defend ourselves against a large-scale outbreak, we'll be ready — thanks to Zombie Tools ($250-$375). These gorgeous, specially-designed weapons are cut from 5160... [More]

Viz-A-Ball Bowling Balls

Show your team spirit, taste, or overall dorkiness with Viz-A-Ball Bowling Balls ($70-$190). Made by Brunswick and avaialble in a variety of weights, these balls feature 360-degree graphics of nearly anything you might want, from beer logos to camoflauge and... [More]

Come Play With Us

Celebrate Stanley Kubrick's classic The Shining at Come Play With Us. This special gathering at the Timberline Lodge aims to recreate the 1920s era ball from the film at the same lodge featured in the movie. $100/person VIP Packages include... [More]

Incase Metallic Slider Case

If white and black just aren't enough color choices for you, slap an Incase Metallic Slider Case ($35) on your new iPhone. Available in gold, silver, copper, and gun metal, this hard shell case offers scratch and impact protection along... [More]

Boo T-Shirt

Be a walking nightmare this Halloween in this tee from Uncrate sponsor Ten Bills. The Boo T-Shirt ($10) is both horrible and horrific — in a good way.... [More]

World’s Greatest Flashlight

We're not sure if it completely lives up to its name, but the World’s Greatest Flashlight ($149) certainly makes a compelling case. It sports a halogen spotlight with the equivalent of 15 million candlepower and a rechargeable battery to run... [More]

Erector Spykee

Who wouldn't want their own spy robot? The Erector Spykee ($300) is a wireless spy robot from Erector that can be configured into three different models, and offers features like built-in Wi-fi for controlling the robot over the internet, a... [More]

Harman Kardon GLA-55 Speakers

Looking for the most beautiful, sonically-perfect computer speakers out there? Take a look at these Harman Kardon GLA-55 Speakers ($1,000). These gorgeous speakers offer PMMA construction, 110 Watts of power, DSP equalization, powerful Atlas AL woofers, incredibly clear CMMD Lite... [More]

Jägermeister Tap Machine

In rough times like these, who wouldn't want perfectly chilled shots at home. The Jägermeister Tap Machine ($300) helps you ease the pain during the week and party it up on the weekend. The triple bottle unit dispenses ice cold... [More]

The DC Vault

The DC Vault ($33) features a slew of anthologized information on the multitude of DC universes. Many classic books are reprinted within the vault as well as other, more encyclopedic information.... [More]

Perfect Symmetry by Keane

Get ready to board the hype train, but after one listen through Perfect Symmetry by Keane, you should agree that over-hyped-or-not, this is one solid piece of rock. Infused with similarities to The Talking Heads, U2 and more, Kean has... [More]

Voodoo Experience 2008

Just three years after suffering the wrath of Hurricane Katrina, The New Orleans Voodoo Experience ($40-$125) has returned to its former awesomeness for its tenth ritual. The three day music festival takes place Oct. 24 - 26 and features acts... [More]

Coach Quilted Nylon Map Bag

Coach has warmed up its most popular man bag. Available in gray or green, the Coach Quilted Nylon Map Bag ($358) has a sporty nylon exterior with leather trim, along with a bunch of pockets and an organizational panel inside.... [More]

AT&T USBConnect Quicksilver

Until the future gets here and we all have free wireless internet access anywhere on the planet, those hyper-connected among us will need something like the new AT&T USBConnect Quicksilver ($250 or free with contract). This tiny USB modem features... [More]

2009 Honda DN-01

We've seen countless crossover vehicles over the last few years, but this is the first we've heard of a crossover bike. The 2009 Honda DN-01 ($14,600 and up) aims to merge the sport bike and cruiser, with a muscular four-valve,... [More]

Sumo Omni Plus

The new Sumo Omni Plus ($200) improves upon the company's original Omni Chair in a big way. Gone is the original Omni's nylon outer, replaced with a soft microsuede outer that is much more suitable for living room use. The... [More]

Playboy Wine Collection

Thankfully not made using any fluids from the Grotto, the new Playboy Wine Collection ($90-$320/bottle, $1570/all) is a new series of high-end, limited edition wines, each adorned with a different vintage Playboy cover. Each wine is limited to 550 bottles... [More]

Milwaukee M12 Hackzall

The Milwaukee M12 Hackzall ($195) is a new kind of reciprocating saw that features a compact and lightweight design that makes it great for tight spaces and one-handed operation. Powered by a 12v lithium-ion battery, the M12 Hackzall features a... [More]

Burberry The Beat

Burberry The Beat ($55-$65) is a fresh woody fragrance perfect for the changing season. Inside the Burberry-checked metal and glass bottle, you'll find a combination of leatherwood, vetiver bourbon, cerate, black pepper and violet leaves.... [More]

Wisdom

From Andrew Zuckerman, the genius photographer behind the stunning Creature, comes Wisdom ($32), a similar hard bound book featuring knowledge and photos of 50 of the world's great writers, actors, artists, designers, politicians, musicians, religious figures, and business leaders of... [More]

Slingshot Bird T-Shirt

Every man still has a little Dennis the Menace in them. Wear it proud with the Slingshot Bird T-Shirt ($29). Even if you're as old as Mr. Wilson. [Thanks, Michelle]... [More]

Solar Flashlight

If a product ever needed no introduction, this would be it, but we're going to introduce it for you anyway. The Solar Flashlight ($30) does exactly what its name implies — converts solar energy into light. Using a photo voltaic... [More]

Moto Q 11

If by chance you have not yet moved on to an Apple iPhone 3G or a Blackberry Bold, then Motorola is still out there, happy to pickup your business. Its newest offering, the Moto Q 11 ($TBA) features quad-band GPRS/EDGE,... [More]

SonicTape Laser Tape Measure

Laser tape measures have been around for awhile, but not until recently have they become cost effective. The SonicTape Laser Tape Measure ($50) can calculate area and volume and convert readings from feet to meters and inches to centimeters (if... [More]

Apple MacBook Pro (Unibody)

Carved from a single piece of aluminum, the new Apple MacBook Pro ($2000-$2500) is the company's latest flagship laptop. Along with the new Unibody construction and black-rimmed, LED-backlit, glass-covered display is a new multi-touch glass trackpad, a new Mini DisplayPort... [More]

Apple 24-inch LED Cinema Display

After years of rumors, Apple finally delivers a monitor with a built-in iSight — and that's just the beginning. Sporting iMac-style looks, the new Apple 24-inch LED Cinema Display ($900; November) packs built-in speakers, 1920 x 1200 resolution, LED backlighting,... [More]

Apple MacBook (Aluminum)

Like the 12" PowerBook before it, the new Apple MacBook ($1300-$1600) is now a true baby-Pro, offering professional features like a backlit keyboard, glass multi-touch trackpad, Unibody aluminum enclosure, LED-backlit, glass-encased 13.3-inch display, options for up to 320GB of hard... [More]

Adidas Rod Laver DP

Since their introduction in the 1970's, Adidas' Rod Laver sneakers have been great examples of the classic white tennis shoe. Now the company is jazzing the old design up with the Adidas Rod Laver DP ($80). These restyled sneaks feature... [More]

JAQK Wine

The next time you're standing in the wine isle pondering what to get, test your luck with a bottle from JAQK Cellars. With bottle designs as excellent as the wine inside, JAQK (Jack, Ace, Queen, King) is a fun company... [More]

Little People in the City

Living in a large city can be overwhelming — people can often feel lost amongst so many, and this feeling is perfectly conveyed in the brilliant photography of Little People in the City ($18). This hardcover tome represents a collection... [More]

Thrustmaster Glow Saber Duo Pack

Despite its pornorific sounding name, the Thrustmaster Glow Saber Duo Pack ($35) is for family friendly, Jedi killing fun. Designed for use with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, these replica Lightsabers hold your Wii remote for gameplay and feature a... [More]

Zombi Zombie T-Shirt

We're ready for zombie gear all year round, but even non-fans of the walking dead can appreciate this tee. The latest all-over style from Design by Humans, the Zombi Zombie T-Shirt ($24) is just the thing to fill your quota... [More]

Bushnell BackTrack

If you're prone to getting lost, maybe it's time for a personal GPS device. The Bushnell BackTrack ($60) is a pocket-size, less-is-more gadget that provides a fool proof way for finding your way back to any location. Combining GPS technology... [More]

Shelby Slot Car Race Track

Forget stealing your young one's latest set and get yourself an adult-sized slot car setup with the Shelby Slot Car Race Track ($250; Dec. 1). Featuring over 63 feet of track, the set comes with two intricately-detailed reproductions of the... [More]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Say what you will about the "raping" of the series with silly refrigerator-as-nuclear-shelter and cutesy groundhog scenes: it's still Dr. Jones. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ($23/DVD, $27/Blu-ray) continues the adventures of the legendary professor as... [More]

Eddie Bauer Commemorative Whittaker Blanket

Created to commemorate the expedition of Jim Whittaker, who in 1963 became the first American to conquer Mount Everest, the Eddie Bauer Commemorative Whittaker Blanket ($170) is as colorful as it is tough. Whittaker's expedition was fully outfitted by Eddie... [More]

Etymotic hf2 Earphones

The iPhone 3G might have eliminated the need for a mini-3.5-millimeter jack, but that hasn't stopped the Etymotic hf2 Earphones ($178) from being the best audio solution available for the device. With audio fidelity comparable to the company's ER-4 earbuds,... [More]

Micro-Max 19-in-1 Multi-tool

Be ready for any small job with this pocket multi-tool. The Micro-Max 19-in-1 Multi-tool ($13) packs 6 screwdrivers, 2 hex wrenches, a pair of pliers, a bottle opener, a wire cutter and stripper, a wire crimper, a tiny hand drill,... [More]

Doctor Atomic

So your girlfriend has been bugging the crap out of you to broaden your horizons. Like any self-respecting, closet xenophobe of a man, you've resisted these advances admirably, but the time has come to get cultured — with the atomic... [More]

Playboy: The Art of Beauty

One of Playboy's best-known features is its humorous, sophisticated artwork, and now you can pick up an original piece for your man-room at Playboy: The Art of Beauty ($500-$28,000; Probably NSFW). The auction, to be held on October 15 at... [More]

Kona Brewing Co. Pipeline Porter

Leave it to the consistently great Kona Brewing Co. to combine two of our favorites: coffee and beer. Their new Limited Release Pipeline Porter ($9/6-pack) is made from a blend of diverse premium malted barley and freshly roasted 100% Kona... [More]

Royal Eagleface T-Shirt

Make a statement this election season with the Royal Eagleface T-Shirt ($32). Printed on an 100% cotton, asphalt grey American Apparel basic tee, the shirt features a large front print of an eagle wearing a crown. You know, eagle =... [More]

Diesel Dirty Thirty

In honor of its 30th birthday today, Diesel is selling a pair of limited edition jeans at a very special price. The Diesel Dirty Thirty ($50) is only available today (10/10/08) at select Diesel retail stores nationwide. In addition to... [More]

Bentley Continental GT

Saying that the Bentley Continental GT ($176,000) is a beast of performance and luxury is sort of like saying it will get dark tonight, but it is a beast and it will get dark and we said it. Featuring a... [More]

35 Year Collection of Top 100 45 RPM Records

Think your MP3 collection is impressive? How about picking up the top 100 songs from each year between 1955 and 1990 in this 35 Year Collection of Top 100 45 RPM Records ($275,000). Encompassing more than 18,000 records, this ultimate... [More]

Halloween Contacts and Special Effects Lenses

Take your Halloween costume to the next level with Halloween Contacts and Special Effects Lenses ($70-$260/pair). Available in over 130 styles, most also available with prescription, these eyeball enhancements will leave your eyes looking as creepy as the rest of... [More]

Jack Black Body Rehab Scrub & Muscle Soak

Make your post-workout shower even more effective with Jack Black Body Rehab Scrub & Muscle Soak ($35). This manly cleaning agent packs Shea Butter and Glycerin to keep your skin healthy and smooth, with Eucalyptus and Rosemary work to loosen... [More]

Canadian Club 30 Year Old

If it's good enough for Don Draper, it's good enough for us. To celebrate its 150th anniversary, Canadian Club has rolled out the limited edition Canadian Club 30 Year Old ($200). This velvety smooth whiskey has tons of character, and... [More]

AK Ice Tray

Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly... [More]

Wahl Self-Cut Clippers

Perfect for those hard to reach spaces, the Wahl Self-Cut Clipper ($41) can have you looking sharp and feeling slick. This 17-piece kit features a rotating head and ergonomic shape to make sure you don't develop emotional trauma from botched... [More]

Confederate Limited-Edition Fighter Motorcycle

Upset you can't buy your very own Batpod? Well, the new Confederate Limited-Edition Fighter Motorcycle ($110,000) is pretty damn close. Limited to just 45 bikes, the Fighter features a carbon fiber, titanium, and aluminum chassis, with a 64" wheelbase, integrated... [More]

SureFire Pen

From the makers of the badass, retina-scorching SureFire flashlights comes the SureFire Pen ($125). It sports a body made from hard anodized aerospace-grade aluminum with stainless steel on the tip, pocket clip, and the tailcap, which itself features a rounded... [More]

J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater

Just in time for fall comes the J.Crew Merino Shawl-Collar Sweater ($138). Made from fine Italian merino wool woven in a thick 7-gauge knit and featuring details like woven cotton twill elbow patches and front pocket, real horn buttons, and... [More]

Authentic Guinness Home Pub

Celebrate the 250th anniversary of the first keg of Guinness with this one-of-a-kind traditional Irish pub for your house. Designed and built by RiRa Pubs, this Authentic Guinness Home Pub ($250,000) will be built on-site in your home out of... [More]

Blackberry Storm

Even the king of QWERTY can't resist the sexy look of a keyless handset. The Blackberry Storm ($TBA) is RIM's latest 3G smartphone, this one sporting a "clickable" touch-screen that aims to help old bankers and iPhone haters to type... [More]

John Varvatos Slim Silk Ties

Woven from fine Italian silk, these John Varvatos Slim Silk Ties ($98) will spice up your standard work wardrobe. Available in a variety of colors and patterns, several of the designs hold hidden surprises such as embroidered griffins, crests, and... [More]

Evolution Lynk Waterproof Helmet

The new Evolution Lynk Waterproof Helmet ($280) is designed to keep you comfortable, connected, and protected, no matter which water sport you enjoy. It features Bluetooth 1.2 with both headset and stereo music profiles, voice-activated wireless two-way radio communications via... [More]

Livewire FastTrac GPS Tracker

Need to keep tabs on your kids, business partners, or, as Uncrater Mike puts it, your "cheating whore of a wife"? Then check out the Livewire FastTrac GPS Tracker ($400). This svelte tracker uses a built-in GSM/GPRS connection to constantly... [More]

Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket

With such remarkable reviews from long-time owners, it's hard to believe we're just now hearing about the Dopp Regatta 88 Series Front Getaway Pocket ($21). This exceptional front-pocket wallet, possibly the new king of slim wallets, features three credit card... [More]

Space Wreck T-Shirt

Bringing new meaning to the term space ship, this tee has a great wrap-around design and hidden details. Get the Space Wreck T-Shirt ($19) and enjoy some interstellar travel.... [More]

Antique Map Cufflinks

Aspire to the gentlemanly life with these Antique Map Cufflinks ($105). Antiquated attire made from outdated maps can send the message that you know where you're going in life, or at least you would have whenever these maps were relevant... [More]

Antec Skeleton

You think your Mac Pro is hardcore? No. This is hardcore. The Antec Skeleton ($180) is a futuristic, open-air PC enclosure that keeps your components cool — in more ways than one. Made of 0.8mm cold rolled steel, the Skeleton... [More]

Black & Decker Cordless Electric Mulching Mower

This battery-powered mower is perfect for treehuggers with a small yard. The Black & Decker Cordless Electric Mulching Mower ($370) features a rechargeable 24-volt battery (5 hp gas equivalent at peak torque) that cuts up to a 1/3 acre lot... [More]

Timeless Clock

One of the great things about analog clocks is their ability to show the current time against a myriad of backdrops. The Timeless Clock by Pascal Tarabay ($350) is a great example of this, with two black hands set atop... [More]

Fine T 4-Cup Gourmet Tea Machine

For those of you who don't have time to fiddle with a traditional tea brewer such as the lovely Sorapot, consider a digital alternative like the Fine T 4-Cup Gourmet Tea Machine ($350). This fully-programmable brewing wonder uses any type... [More]

Car Chip Pro

Want to get more diagnostic info than your car's built-in computer provides? Check out the Car Chip Pro ($120). This deceivingly-simple gadget plugs directly into your auto's OBDII port, recording all sorts of data about your car's performance, your driving... [More]

One Hundred Greatest

One Hundred Greatest ($50) is a five disc set featuring 100 of the greatest speeches, news stories, personalities, scandals and sports moments — a total of 500 greatest sound bites. You don't need the future, just relive the past —... [More]

A-OK Shirt

Everything is A-OK ($40), or at least you'll feel that way with this shirt from Das Monk. And really, who doesn't need a constant reminder of OKness emblazoned across one's chest? We've had it on for about four minutes and... [More]

Lamborghini Estoque

Named after the sword a matador uses in a bull fight, the Lamborghini Estoque ($TBA) lives up to its moniker with a long body and sharp styling. Still in the concept stage, this four-door beast boasts 22-inch front wheels and... [More]

Nokia 5800 XpressMusic

With a touch screen interface, 8GB of internal storage, and a standard 3.5mm headphone jack, the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic (€279, ~$386; Q4 2008) has a lot of the same features as the iPhone — but one big one Apple's handset... [More]

Diadora Heritage Collection

Kick it old school with the Diadora Heritage Collection (£95, ~$170). These retro-styled Equipe sneakers feature suede, leather, and canvas details in contrasting colors, with washed out uppers that make them look like they've been with you for years. You... [More]

The Clam Shack

Get some authentic east coast seafood at The Clam Shack in Kennebunkport, Maine. Voted by Epicurious as one of the top 10 seafood shacks in America, this tiny place is known for fried clams, but Lobster Rolls are their true... [More]

Nintendo DSi

The inevitable upgrade to the Nintendo DS Lite has been announced. Besides being slightly slimmer, the new Nintendo DSi ($180) has two 3.25-inch screens (17% bigger than the Lite), better audio, a built-in web browser, an SD memory card slot,... [More]

Sheetmetal Tables

Made from the rusted sheetmetal of old cars and trucks, these Sheetmetal Tables ($800 and up) bring a touch of authentic decay to any environment. The old stock is supported by a frame of brand new steel tubing, and each... [More]

WD ShareSpace

Need a whole lotta storage for your home office or network? The WD ShareSpace ($700-$1000) is here to help, with capacities ranging from 2TB-4TB, Gigabit Ethernet, built-in Microsoft Active Directory and iTunes server support, easily-swapped drives, support for multiple RAID... [More]

AP501 Digital Door Lock

Ditch your rusty old deadbolt and step up to the tank-like security of the AP501 Digital Door Lock ($350). Made from zinc-alloy and steel, the AP501 is weatherproof, and does away with the pick-susceptible keyhole for a wireless tag key... [More]

Swatch 007 Villain Collection

Bond may wear Omega, but his adversaries apparently prefer Swatch. The Swatch 007 Villain Collection ($60-$245) includes 22 watches — one for each 007 movie — inspired by Bond bad guys like Dr. No and Oddjob.... [More]

Audio-Technica Black Cherry Wood Headphones

We're not entirely sure how the Audio-Technica ATH-ESW10JPN Headphones ($600) sound, but we're willing to make a gamble. In addition to all the accouterments of high-end headphones, like ultra-comfortable ear pads, these babies sport a great black cherry wood finish.... [More]

Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies

There's no better, more flexible addition to a fall wardrobe than a nice, comfortable hoodie, and the new line of Marc Ecko Star Wars Hoodies ($58-$98) are at the top of our list. Made from soft, 100% cotton, each features... [More]

Blomus Bottle Opener

When you're trying to open your sixth-or-so beer, simplicity becomes paramount — and it doesn't get much more simple than the Blomus Bottle Opener ($12). Featuring single-piece, German engineered stainless steel construction, an ergonomically-designed handle, and squared curves, it's as... [More]

Iron Man

Bring the adventures of Tony Stark home with Iron Man ($15-$26) on DVD or Blu-ray. Featuring fantastically-realistic special effects, knockout performances by Robert Downey Jr. and Uncrate favorite Jeff Bridges, and superb directing from Jon Favreau, it's yet another fine... [More]

Microfly Tiny R/C Hovering UFO

The first thing you should know is that there is no shame in admitting you have the mentality of a 12 year old. And just because when you see an R/C helicopter your first reaction is to snatch it out... [More]

Nomad Portable Speaker

The Nomad Portable Speakers ($72) are a throwback to the 1930s. It was a simpler time, before computers and technology polluted the airwaves, when radio sounded crackly not through interference, but because everything was broadcast through AM. Fortunately this deck... [More]