Cheers Ring

A $135 bottle opener might seem a little overpriced to you. Hell, a $135 ring might seem a little overpriced to you. But when you combine the two, all of a sudden it sounds like a terrific bargain, right? The Cheers Ring ($135), made of antiqued brass, features a great... [More]

Zero Halliburton Cigar Cases

Tote your stoges like a mob errand boy with one of these Zero Halliburton Cigar Cases ($300-$500). Available in two sizes and three colors, the cases feature a stacking tray system that holds 30 large cigars and feature a Digital hygrometer and Paradigm Humidification System with anti-fungal sponge. The classic... [More]

Ambassador Liqueur Decanter

Gorgeous. Striking. These are just a couple of ways to describe the Ambassador Liqueur Decanter ($435), one of the most unique decanters we've seen. The Ambassador was designed in 1925, and is made in Austria from an extremely thin-walled crystal called "muslin" crystal. This rare crystal is produced by only... [More]

The Westin Kierland Resort & Spa

If it's good enough for Brady, it's good enough for us. The Westin Kierland Resort & Spa in Phoenix is the hotel of choice for the undefeated New England Patriots as they prepare for the Arizona Super Bowl. This desert oasis features spectacular rooms, five restaurants and several other casual... [More]

Panasonic Lumix FX35

While the first thing that pops in your head when you hear FX35 is probably "Infiniti," Panasonic is out to change that with the Panasonic Lumix FX35 ($350; March). It boasts a 25-mm ultra-wide Leica DC lens, a 4x optical zoom, a 10.1 megapixel sensor, optical image stabilization, the ability... [More]

Garmin Nüvifone

No one was expecting it, but Garmin may have just created the iPhone's closest competitor. The GPS gurus have announced the Nüvifone ($TBA; Q3 2008), a new touchscreen device that combines a 3.5G (HSDPA) mobile phone and personal navigator. The Nüvifone has all the standard Garmin GPS features, along with... [More]

Negra Modelo

Enjoy a nice cold beer with your Mexican food? Next time pass on the Corona and try out a Negra Modelo ($8/6-pack). This Mexican-brewed Vienna lager dates back to 1926, and comes in a short, stubby brown bottle with a trademark gold label. While the name and the color (dark... [More]

Carma Sutra

This Valentine's Day, move the action out of the bedroom and into the garage with Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook ($10). This paperback tome is full of in-car sex positions to spice up your backseat action, complete with illustrations and helpful model-specific advice. Just remember to set the parking brake.... [More]

The Cub Room

At the corner of Sullivan and Prince in SoHo sits The Cub Room, a subtly elegant restaurant noted for its romantic vibe. The eats skate between traditional and American Nouveau with all of its most promising dishes containing some sort of meat. Among them, the $32 Cub steak and the... [More]

Lacoste Supima Cotton Sweater

Just in time for Spring, this Lacoste Supima Cotton Jersey Sweater ($165) offers fashion that will serve you well as the weather transitions from winter's cold to springtime cool. Made from super-soft supima cotton, the full-zip sweater features a ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem, and is available in standard black... [More]

Alienware Area-51 m17x

It's kind of chunky, but this thing packs it all in. Confidently called "the most powerful notebook ever created," the Alienware Area-51 m17x ($TBA) features Intel Core 2 Duo Extreme processors, an NVIDIA GeForce 8800M GTX graphics card, three hard drives with SmartBay, an LED-illuminated keyboard, and 1080p video and... [More]

The King of Kong

If its limited release in theaters kept you from seeing this gem last year, do yourself a favor and order it or Netflix it immediately. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters ($20) is an insanely interesting documentary that follows the epic showdown of two Donkey Kong players —... [More]

Airboard Classic 130 Bodyboard

Bring the fun and simplicity of a boogie board to the slopes with the Airboard Classic 130 Bodyboard ($280). Made from ultra-durable urethane-impregnated nylon, the Airboard inflates in less than 3 minutes using the included hand pump. Profile runners running the length of the bottom of the board provide control,... [More]

Jake and Amir

If we could buy stock in one thing this year, it would be Jake and Amir. These guys are going to be huge. The CollegeHumor co-workers have, hands-down, the most awkwardly hilarious web video show known to man. It's kinda like The Office, but if it was only short clips... [More]

Amber Block Lamp

One of our favorite lamps is getting a color update. The Amber Block Lamp ($160; May 2008) is a new version of Harri Koskinen's Block Lamp, featuring amber-colored glass that has not been sand-blasted, along with a matching brown textile cord. The lamp gives off ambient light by using a... [More]

Chili Starter

Looking for a time-saver for your Super Bowl festivities? Pick up a 32 oz. jar of Chili Starter ($15) from Williams-Sonoma. This Texas-style chili base packs vine-ripened tomatoes from California, chipotle peppers, ancho chilies and cumin from Mexico, and Texas’ own Lone Star Beer in a flavorful mixture. Just add... [More]

Timberland Boot Company

The Timberland Boot Company collection ($225-$300) offers vintage styling reminiscent of what the first Timberland boots may have looked like, had the company been making shoes in the 1940's. Nordstrom is currently carrying six rugged, casual and distressed styles, including our favorites shown above, the Labourer Boot and Wodehouse Oxford.... [More]

Eastern Promises

We hadn't heard too much about Eastern Promises until Viggo Mortensen's recent Oscar nomination, but damn is this movie good. With a gripping story revolving around the Russian mob, a dead hooker and her baby, and a midwife in London, the movie has a classic feel to it, very much... [More]

Les Machines de L'ile

You probably didn't wake up this morning thinking how awesome it would be to ride around in a giant mechanical elephant. But we bet you are now. Les Machines de L'ile ($9 per ride) are huge robotic animals, imagined by François Delarozière and Pierre Oreficee, that are on display in... [More]

Adams DiXX Putter

Whether you've got a case of the yips or you just like new golf gadgetry, the Adams DiXX Putter ($400) is right up your alley. The unfortunately-named DiXX utilizes several technologies to analyze and track the five key factors of a putter swing — path, impact position, face angle, swing... [More]

Vampire Weekend

As writers, we're partial to any band that discusses the Oxford comma in a song; we're lucky that this band also happens to be pretty darn good. Vampire Weekend ($8) is the self-titled debut from the NY-based four-piece, which covers musical ground from indie rock to afro-pop, mixing in shades... [More]

Sony Vaio LT Series PC/TV

Combining the stunning looks of the company's high-end Bravia XBR LCD TVs with all the functionality of a PC, the new Sony Vaio VGC-LT29U PC/TV ($3300) is an all-in-one powerhouse. It boasts a 2.5GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 4GB of RAM, a 1TB hard drive, and a built-in Blu-ray... [More]

Theory11

If you've always wanted to be that guy who impresses the crowds with a couple killer card tricks, it's time to finally step up and learn. New Uncrate sponsor Theory11 is here to help. An alliance of 11 of the most respected guys in the magic industry, Theory11 offers some... [More]

Wallet Ice Scraper

Save your credit cards and instead chip away the frozen stuff with this handy Wallet Ice Scraper ($10). As its name implies, the super-slim stainless steel blade fits perfectly in your wallet so you'll always have a scraper on hand — and never again have to drive half way to... [More]

Fujifilm FinePix S1000fd

Lots of zoom in a little package. The Fujifilm FinePix S1000fd ($250) is the world's smallest 12x optical zoom digital camera. The SLR-style 10-megapixel shooter features Fujifilm's face detection technology with automatic red eye removal, and a new panoramic shooting mode. The FinePix S1000fd also packs a large 2.7-inch high-resolution... [More]

Eros and Psyche Necklace

Here's a Valentine's Day gift for both you and your sig. other: the Eros and Psyche Necklace from Sugarcane ($285). The necklace is actually a pair of sterling silver necklaces that, when placed together, form a heart — a manly, pointy heart, that is. Inspired by the myth and love... [More]

Miami Vice: The Complete Series

Can't get enough of flashy suits, half-naked bodies, and 80's excess? Get your fill watching all five seasons of Crockett & Tubbs' adventures in Miami Vice: The Complete Series ($135). Full of great music, each episode of the series is presented in 5.1 surround sound, making the show sound better... [More]

Ultimate Tastes of Chicago Combo

The Ultimate Tastes of Chicago Combo ($90) is a must have for lovers of the Windy City's culinary delights. Each combo package includes a deep dish pizza, hot dog kit, ribs, and cheesecake — all from Chicago landmarks known for their famous must-eats.... [More]

Luna Desk

The Jetsons-worthy Luna Desk ($12,885) features a crystal-thickness glass top that's supported by arched asymmetrical legs (obtained by a monolithic fusion), varnished aluminium, and a huge red leather inlay. With awesome futuristic looks, it'll have you bossin' better than Cosmo Spacely.... [More]

DNA Louie Louie Ski Pant

Bring some executive style to the slopes with the DNA Louie Louie Ski Pant ($225). Don't let the pinstripes fool you — these insulated slacks are made of a breathable waterproof material that keeps you dry and warm. They're also available in eight other colors if you like to keep... [More]

Fuck This Book

Fuck This Book ($10) collects photos of public signs that have been enhanced with the queen-mother of dirty words. Stuff like "Please don't [fuck] the pigeons" or "Employees must [fuck] hands before returning to work." Simple but affective. You can also order Fuck These Postcards ($10) and share the profaneness... [More]

Pool Coffee Table

Inspired by the reflective, flat surfaces of an undisturbed pool and the man-made squares that accompany them, the Pool Coffee Table ($700) can add a touch of serenity to you busy living room. Made from tempered glass, the table's top and sides are permanently fused at mitered corners using a... [More]

Canon EOS Rebel XSi

Blending high-end features with low-end prices, Canon's latest dSLR has this Nikon user wanting to jump ship. The Canon EOS Rebel XSi ($800-$900; April 2008) offers features like Live View LCD viewfinding, a 3-inch, 230,000 pixel screen, the DIGIC III image processor, shutter speeds up to 1/4000 sec., light sensitivity... [More]

Hubcap Creatures

Hubcap Creatures ($250-$975) are animal sculptures made from hubcaps found on the side of the road, along with other recycled materials. Because everybody needs a little roadside trash in their living room.... [More]

Hummer HX Concept

According to insiders, you're looking at the basis for the upcoming H4 — but whether they call it HX, H4, or H-ellion, it's pretty hard-ass. The Hummer HX Concept ($TBA) is all-Hummer, with full-time 4WD, 35-inch tires, an advanced front suspension with an electronic-disconnecting stabilizer bar, and an E85 FlexFuel... [More]

Cuisinart Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

We've covered ice cream makers before, but never one that makes soft serve, and certainly not any this topping-friendly. The Cuisinart Mix It In Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker ($100) can make 1.5 quarts of fresh soft serve ice cream in just 20 minutes, and features built-in containers for toppings... [More]

Flight of the Conchords

Suffering from writer's strike blues? Well, if you didn't get to check out this quirky, funny new HBO show last summer, now's your chance. Flight of the Conchords - The Complete First Season ($24) is a two-disc set containing all twelve episodes of the critically-acclaimed comedy, including all the musical... [More]

Clinique M Cover

No, we didn't just jump the shark. Bunny-hopped it, maybe. Clinique M Cover ($14) is a coverup for men that helps camouflage blemishes, shaving nicks, and the dark circles under your hungover eyes. It's water and sweat resistant, and is said to blend invisibly. And you don't have to be... [More]

iPod Recycling Speaker

Save a little bit of plastic and gain some DIY accomplishment with the iPod Recycling Speaker ($40). Fitting perfectly in the packaging for the iPod Nano (1st & 2nd Gen.) and iPod Shuffle (2nd & 3rd Gen.), the easy-to-install set requires no power and works with any device with a... [More]

Beer Bottle Goblets

Drinking from the bottle has never been as classy, thanks to these Beer Bottle Goblets ($25/2-pack). Made from reclaimed Grolsch, Sol, or Corona bottles, glass artisans cut away the bottles' bottoms, and reuse them, bonding them to the bottles' former tops to create a robust foot. The result is a... [More]

Multi-color LED Lightbulb

Add some flash and color to your next get together with this Multi-color LED Lightbulb w/Remote ($50). Compatible with standard lightbulb sockets, the 5 watt LED bulb is super bright, and with the included remote can be set to any of 16 specific colors, or can be set to transition... [More]

Tiffin Lunch Box Set

Organize your pail lunch with more than just Ziplocs with this Tiffin Lunch Box Set ($80). Getting its name from the term “tiffin,” which is used in parts of Britain and India to mean a light meal or snack, the Tiffin Lunch Box Set includes three stacks of containers that... [More]

Oakley Medusa

We really haven't a clue what in the hell this thing is supposed to be used for, but it's simply too crazy looking to not write about it. The Slipknot-worthy Oakley Medusa Hat ($500) features, well, a bunch of leather dreadlocks. There's also some rivets to attach the matching Oakley... [More]

For Her: Red Zune/Pink iPod Nano

If she's doing pilates to the radio or still switching out scratched CDs in her car, a digital music player is the way to go this Valentine's Day. But don't get the guy-rific black or silver models. Instead, get the just-announced Apple 8GB Pink iPod Nano ($200) or the Microsoft... [More]

UA 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection

Celebrate 90 years of United Artists films with the UA 90th Anniversary Prestige Collection ($610). This "Super Deluxe" set includes 90 films spanning the studio's long history, including five James Bond titles, eight Best Picture Oscar winners, and many other classic films. Oh, and it also includes Uncrate-favorite Road House,... [More]

2nd Shadow Lamp

Turn any wall in your home into an organic backdrop with the 2nd Shadow Lamp ($170). Designed by Tord Boontje, the lamp features natural images of leaves, vines, and blooms painted on a Mylar interior, which is projected by the interior lamp through stretched gauze filters to create soft, inviting,... [More]

Bill Adler Embellished Belt

If you're in the market for a new belt, you might want to take a look at this Embellished Leather Belt from Bill Adler ($100). The two-inch wide belt is made from soft leather and features metal embellishments, along with a funky snake print near the buckle holes. A great... [More]

iPod Touch Speaker Stand

Now that the iPod Touch can do almost everything an iPhone can do, maybe it's time to give yours its own place to live and rock out. The Bird-Electron EZ-18B iPod Touch Speaker Stand ($79) is an industrial-looking steel stand with a built-in 60mm full range speaker. The stand has... [More]

Slusho T-Shirt

If you sat through a couple showings of the tremendously awesome Cloverfield over the weekend, you probably caught Rob Hawkins' bro sporting this Slusho T-Shirt ($18). So what is Slusho? Spotted in everything from Heroes to Alias, it's a fictional drink made by the Japanese company that hires Rob in... [More]

Sony Ericsson W350 Walkman Phone

It's tough, but we'll try to write a cell phone story without mentioning the iPhone. Damn. Too late. Anyway, the Sony Ericsson W350 ($TBA); Q2 2008) is a 10mm slim Walkman phone with a cool flip-down cover that lets you easily navigate and control your music. In addition to all... [More]

Tantra Chair

Inspired by the female form, the Tantra Chair ($1000; NSFW) is designed to enhance the myriad of sometimes wild sexual positions found in the Kama Sutra. The chair is built from solid hardwood grown in sustainable forests, and features a champagne foam seat cushion and two arcs, one larger than... [More]

Kohler Antilia Wading Pool

Modern yet organic, the Kohler Antilia Wading Pool ($TBA) is a strikingly nice-looking bathroom sink. It's crafted from cast glass, which gives it an organic feel thanks to the unique texture of the glass. Available in either Ice or Storm colors, it's a great way to add some natural feel... [More]

Fisker Karma

The future is here, and it's name is Fisker Karma ($80,000). Created by Henrik Fisker, the designer of the awesome Aston Martin DB9 and BMW Z8, the Karma is as great for the environment as it is too look at. The sexy sports sedan hybrid, of which only 15,000 a... [More]

Squid iPhone Case

Why not let one of the great monsters of the sea protect your iPhone. The hand-made Squid iPhone Case ($25) features a wrap-around cephalopod design in distressed black ink on red vinyl. Mmm... inky.... [More]

Black & Decker VPX Starter Set

Ready to do some work around the house, but clueless as to what tools you might need? The Black & Decker VPX Starter Set ($90) is a great way to remedy the situation, and make you look at least halfway competent at your household chores at the same time. The... [More]

LaCie LaCinema

Like an Apple TV on steroids, the LaCie LaCinema ($230) is not only the same price as the fruit-branded set-top box, but also offers similar features with real internal storage — either 500GB, 750GB, or 1TB. Simply drag your audio and video content over from your PC or Mac, and... [More]

Klipsch Palladium P-39F Speakers

The Klipsch Palladium P-39F floorstanding speakers ($15,000) appear to be a "universal masterpiece of sound and design," as the company says. Instead of off-the-shelf drivers like other high-end speakers use, the P-39F drivers were designed and tested at Klipsch's secret underground lair in Indianapolis. We won't try to list all... [More]

Custom Mark Weber Comic

Last year's V-day not go so well? You should have known better than the Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 DVD and the mini bag of pink and red M&Ms. This year, it's time to pony up and get her something unique — like her own comic strip. Order a Custom Mark... [More]

Wood Grain Rug

It may not sound like a stellar idea, but putting this Wood Grain Rug ($109-$749) on top of your wood flooring works pretty damn well. The carved soft wool pile rug ranges in sizes from 2.5' x 7' to 9' x 12' and comes in espresso brown only.... [More]

Monkey Picked Tea

We haven't sampled this rare tea yet, but anything that's hand-picked by monkeys has to be good. Loaded with antioxidants, Monkey Picked Tea ($25) is, as the name implies, picked by specially trained monkeys in a remote Chinese village.... [More]

Belkin RockStar

You've got to hand it to Belkin for making such a simple gadget so cool looking. The RockStar ($20) is a ninja-like hub that lets you easily share your music with up to five other folks. But that's not all — you can hook up a second or third iPod... [More]

Extras - The Complete Series

Ricky Gervais' painfully hilarious BBC/HBO series is finished, so do your duty and add it to your collection. Extras - The Complete Series includes both seasons plus the 90-minute series finale. If you've seen Extras, then you don't need us to tell you what you're missing. But if you haven't,... [More]

Pentagram 2008 Typography Calendar

If you're as obsessive about your Myriad Pros and Helveticas as we are, check out the Pentragram 2008 Typography Calendar ($22-$36). Full of type designs by Matthew Carter, including Walker, Snell Roundhand, and Galliard, the calendar is sure to provide some inspiration for your blog, and should also help you... [More]

Fantome Clock

Sure, there are plenty of different desktop timepieces out there, but few are sexier — or as translucent — as the Fantome Clock ($130). Designed by Yee-Ling Wan, the modern mini-grandfather leaves a printed design on the front, allowing the stylish simplicity of the clock itself shine through.... [More]

MacBook Air

Um, wow. Ol' Steve just hopped off the stage at Macworld, and once again has left us with our mouths open. The MacBook Air ($1,800) is the world’s thinnest laptop. Measuring only 0.16 to 0.76 inches and weighing 3.0 pounds, the MacBook Air sports a 13.3-inch LED-backlit widescreen display, a... [More]

Time Capsule

It may look like just an AirPort Extreme base station — but it's not. Apple's Time Capsule is a new backup device that works with Mac OS X Leopard's Time Machine feature to automatically and wirelessly backup everything on your Mac. With super simple "just plug it in" set up,... [More]

Apple TV Take 2 & iTunes Movie Rentals

It's the same Apple TV, just a lot better. Apple TV Take 2 is loaded with entirely new software that lets you rent DVD-quality and HD movies directly on your TV. Yep, but it gets better. Requiring no computer (hi, Grandma!), the new Apple TV (40GB $230; 160GB $320) also... [More]

Ray-Ban Ultra Limited Edition Sunglasses

These Ray-Ban Ultra Limited Edition Sunglasses are the perfect tribute to 70 years of classic style. The special anniversary Ray-Ban Aviator and Ray-Ban Outdoorsman feature ultra-light 22k gold-plated titanium frames and P3 polarized lenses with anti-reflective coating. Only 12,500 numbered pairs of each will be available. [Thanks, Amit]... [More]

Nerdcore 2008 Calendar

For a totally NSFW new year, check out the Nerdcore 2008 Calendar ($25). While last year's calendar was gamer themed (mmm... PowerGlove), the 2008 version focuses on superheroes and villains. Only don't expect to see some buff dude with a dumb "S" on his chest — expect lots of sexy... [More]

Star Wars Adidas Super Stars

Yeah, like you didn't expect us to cover these. The Star Wars Adidas Super Stars ($275) lets you pick up a pair of easy-going Adidas kicks in the most Jedi and Sith color schemes imaginable: Yoda and Darth Vader. Yoda's are made with a hemp upper and green accents, while... [More]

Lippi Selk Sleeping Bag

Little did you know, there actually is a sleeping bag that you can wear. The Lippi Selk Sleeping Bag ($175) is a sleeping bag/suit that is designed to keep you warm while allowing you the mobility that in the worst of conditions can keep you alive. Because crossing cold rivers... [More]

Volkswagen Passat CC

The Passat is getting a much needed revamp later this year. In addition to an all-new, Benz-inspired design, the Volkswagen Passat CC ($TBA; Q4 2008) offers several innovative assistance systems, such as the Lane Assist lane keeping system; Dynamic Drive Control electronic chassis control system; Park Assist parking assistant; and... [More]

Güs Wallets

Güs is a new brand of wallets and cases for men who want to carry something a little more stylish. Their initial line consists of the Horizontal Wallet ($145), Vertical Wallet ($145), Card Case ($85), Card Case w/clip ($85), Brushed Stainless Steel Money Clip ($35) and, our favorite, the Passport... [More]

Charles & Ray Eames Postage Stamps

We'll readily admit that USPS stamps aren't the sexiest items we could write about. Then again, when they feature the classic designs of Charles & Ray Eames, there are few stamps that can compare. The USPS Charles & Ray Eames Postage Stamp Collection ($7 a sheet) is a set of... [More]

Beats by Dre Headphones

You'd think that someone with as much musical savvy as Dr. Dre could design some kick-ass audio gear. And you'd be right. Beats by Dr. Dre Headphones ($400; Spring 2008) are the result of a collaboration between Dre, Jimmy Iovine, and Monster, and they look as good as they sound.... [More]

Police Squad! The Complete Series

Forget The Naked Gun — if you want to know the real Frank Drebin, pick up Police Squad! The Complete Series ($18). It packs all six episodes of the classic TV cop show spoof, complete with an all-new interview with series star Leslie Nielsen, and a list of the show's... [More]

Stainless Steel Nutcracker

Gnaw on some leftover holiday nuts with this handsome Stainless Steel Nutcracker ($34). Simply screw down and the cracker opens the hardest of shells.... [More]

Exotic Jerky

Up until this week, we would never had considered ourselves jerky connoisseurs. But that was before the folks at House of Jerky sent us their Give It Some Game pack ($57). Filled with some of the best dried meat we've ever tasted, the pack doesn't include your average convenience store... [More]

iRiver Spinn

iRiver's new Spinn ($TBA) is a slim new device that packs in a lot of features. In addition to the analog-alicious Spinn System Toggle Wheel, the player plays music and videos, displays photos, and has an FM Tuner, recording capability, DMB, Flash 2.0, a Text Viewer, and an e-Dictionary. The... [More]

Vintage Trophies

Bring some history to your den with a couple Vintage Trophies ($85-$425). Start your collection with one of these — Hollywood Business Men's Club First Annual Golf Tournament, Floral Parade Dinty Moore Corn Beef Special Prize (seriously), L.C.C. 1923 Tennis L. Webster, Call's Piano Playing Tournament 1927, Northforeland Golf Club... [More]

Ambient ScoreCast Devices

If you like getting your sports updates instantly, and sitting in front of a screen watching ESPN News all day isn't an option for you, check out Ambient's ScoreCast Devices ($125 each). While the company's Football ScoreCast has been out since Nov., the Baseball ScoreCast won't be available until April... [More]

Juno Soundtrack

Hip, quirky movies often have similarly-slick soundtracks, and Juno is no exception. The Juno Soundtrack ($10) runs the eclectic gamut from The Kinks and Buddy Holly to Sonic Youth and The Moldy Peaches, with stops in between for The Velvet Underground, and even the picture's stars Michael Cera and Ellen... [More]

Motorola ROKR E8

Motorola may have finally succeeded in its quest to make a cool music phone. The ROKR E8 ($TBA) features ModeShift technology that instantly switches the device from phone to music player with the touch of a button, presenting you with only the needed controls. The sleek, quad-band GPRS/EDGE phone also... [More]

Banana Republic Sunglasses

The safe stylists at Banana Republic have decided to start selling some slick-looking shades. Available in six different styles, the Banana Republic Sunglasses ($78-$118) are just the thing when your Oakelys just aren't cutting it with your casual and dressy duds. Our favorites include (from left to right) the Adrian,... [More]

AC Gears

When we heard that long-time Uncrate sponsor AudioCubes had opened its first retail store, we were super stoked to say the least. The company has been selling all sorts of awesome electronics online for years, and now does so in a modern storefront in New York City. The AC Gears... [More]

Nyko Wireless Wii Nunchuck

Eliminate the last of the chords from your Wii experience with the Nyko Wireless Wii Nunchuck ($30; Q1 2008). The unit comes with a dongle that attaches to the Wii remote, and a wireless nunchuck that offers full accelerometer support and is powered by two AA batteries — good for... [More]

Alchemy Side Table

While it might not have much to do with chemistry, the Alchemy Side Table ($250) boasts a nice formula, with its blend of a handcrafted, sustainable shesham wood tabletop with water-based lacquer finish and industrial-strength pewter finish steel legs. A nice element to add to your living room or office... [More]

Pioneer AVIC-F500BT

Add the latest in-car navigation, iPod connectivity, Bluetooth, and voice activation technology to your ride with the Pioneer AVIC-F500BT ($TBA; Spring 2008). This semi-portable, do-it-all gadget integrates with your existing car stereo to offer voice-guided navigation, complete iPod control, and built-in Bluetooth for hands-free calling. The 5.8-inch touch screen allows... [More]

This Isn't 'Nam T-Shirt

This is bowling. There are rules. There are also rules to getting your tee on Uncrate. Robots, Star Wars, Zombies, or Lebowski. Easy. The This Isn't 'Nam T-Shirt ($25) features a great hodgepodge of Walter-y goodness that we just must own. Mark it zero.... [More]

2009 Cadillac CTS-V

Cadillac's hot rod luxury sedan gets even more power and tech goodies in the upcoming edition. The 2009 Cadillac CTS-V ($TBA) delivers a supercharged 550 horsepower, while its Magnetic Ride Control (shocks controlled by electro-magnets instead of mechanical valves) and racing-inspired Performance Traction Management program keeps you tight. The high-performance... [More]

Motorola Z10

Find yourself spending more and more time uploading videos to YouTube? Perhaps it's time to ditch you current phone for the Motorola Z10 ($TBA; Q1). The stylish slider was designed with video buffs in mind, packing features like a 3.2 megapixel camera with 30 fps video capability, a built-in video... [More]

Family Guy - Blue Harvest Special Edition

Most fans of Family Guy are also fans of Star Wars, so it only makes sense for the Griffin crew to make their own version of A New Hope. Family Guy - Blue Harvest Special Edition ($25) contains the double-length episode lampooning the original Skywalker adventure, as well as extras... [More]

Sansa Clip 4GB

We don't know if Apple plans on updating the iPod shuffle next week, but it sure needs some help to fight off competition from the Sansa Clip 4GB ($80; February). The diminutive clip-on player offers four times the capacity of the same-priced shuffle, and features a rechargeable battery good for... [More]

American Apparel Salt and Pepper Hoodie

The American Apparel Salt and Pepper Hoodie ($40) is just the right mix of trendy and classic to warrant a spot in your closet. A favorite of Hollywood scenesters, the fitted zip-up sweatshirt features gym class-style peppered grey polyester/fleece and contrasting drawcord and zipper.... [More]

Casio EXILIM Pro EX-F1

Never miss another shot. Ever. The new Casio EXILIM Pro EX-F1 ($1,000; March) offers unheard of burst shooting capabilities — it can capture up to 60 frames per second at full resolution. The 6-megapixel shooter, which features a 12x optical zoom, can also shoot Full HD movies (1920 x 1080)... [More]

Sennheiser MX W1 Wireless Earphones

Finally, a set of wireless earphones that won't make you look like an extra from Star Trek. The Sennheiser MX W1 Wireless Earphones ($TBA; May 2008) are small, silver and black earphones that use Kleer technology to transmit audio wirelessly from any media device via an included transmitter, which is... [More]

Backyard Hockey

Ditch the "Game On, Game Off" routine and create your own hockey arena in your backyard with this Portable Backyard Ice Rink ($330). Available in a variety of sizes, the rink features a frame locking system, a patented rigid PVC frame to protect the liner, a vinyl liner to protect... [More]

Sony XEL-1 OLED TV

It might be small, but it's a start. The Sony XEL-1 ($2,500) is the first Organic Light Emitting Diode (OLED) television available in the U.S. The 11-inch XEL-1 TV is 3 millimeters thin and apparently offers just insane picture quality. OLED technology brings "extremely high contrast (very deep blacks and... [More]

Logitech Harmony One

Logitech has yet again added to its super-popular line of advanced universal remotes. In addition to the standard activity-based control ("Watch a DVD," "Listen to Music," etc.), the Harmony One ($250) sports a 2.2-inch color touch screen, an intuitive button layout and a comfortable ergonomic design. The sleek remote, which... [More]

Rocks Glasses

Make your "on the rocks" special look that much better by pouring it into one of these Rocks Glasses ($3-$4 each). Made in Italy from dishwasher-safe glass, these glasses feature a non-uniform, organic shape, designed to mimic the play of ice cubes in a glass. Available in highball, double old-fashioned,... [More]

Garmin Forerunner 405

Garmin has finally made a GPS watch that doesn't make it look like you've got a clock radio strapped to your arm. The very wearable Forerunner 405 ($300) is a fitness watch that runners can use to track speed, distance, calories, heart rate and location. When you're back from your... [More]

Slingbox PRO-HD

If you were disappointed with the HD-input options of the Slingbox Pro, be sure to put the Slingbox PRO-HD ($400; Q3 2008) on your list. The new 'box offers a bevy of inputs and outputs, including digital audio and a digital (ATSC/QAM) tuner. It can stream content up to 1080i... [More]

Centenary Trolley Suitcase

Give your bland black suitcase a Victorian-era replacement with the Centenary Trolley Suitcase ($1500). Handmade by Globe-Trotter using a durable, paper-based material called Vulcan Fibre (invented in 1850), the suitcase features brown leather trimming and straps with a silk interior lining, adding a touch of old-world elegance to the classic... [More]

Goonies Action Figures

Stage your own search for One-Eyed Willie's gold, right in your cubicle, with this set of Goonies action figures ($13 each). Mezco Toyz and Warner Bros. have teamed up to release these first-ever official Goonies figures. Take your pick from Sloth, Data, Mouth, Chunk, and Mike. What, no Ma Fratelli?... [More]

Bean Town T-Shirt

It might have Celtic green graphics, but this tee will let you pay your respect to all the great Boston teams that have whipped ass this year. Made by our friends at Homage, this buttery soft Bean Town T-Shirt ($32) will instantly become your new favorite piece of old-school fan... [More]

Rolling Stone Cover to Cover

Wouldn't it be awesome to own every issue of Rolling Stone ever made? Sure. Wouldn't it be awesome to have stacks of musty, deteriorating magazines all over your apartment? Not so much. Rolling Stone Cover to Cover: The First 40 Years ($79) is a complete digital archive of every issue... [More]

Billykirk Belt Pouch

You can thank Batman or Richard "Data" Wang for our love of utility belts. No matter how dumb they may look, we'll never give up on buying something new to hang from our belt. Our latest bit of waist lust is the Billykirk Belt Pouch ($105). Perfect for a digital... [More]

Dell Crystal Display

Dell drops the black-and-silver plastic for this gorgeous (did we really just call a Dell product gorgeous? Wow.) 22-inch widescreen Dell Crystal Display ($1,200). Crafted from 4mm-thin ultra-clear tempered glass, the LCD display features an integrated web cam and four built-in speakers with visible wiring and an output for a... [More]

N-ice Rack

Continuing our look into beer pong tech, we bring you the N-ice Rack ($20/2-pack). The N-ice rack is a freezable beer pong cup rack designed to keep cups in perfect formation on the table while maintaining a cold beer temperature through out the game. It's the perfect complement to a... [More]

Sexuality Cufflinks

Knowing one's orientation and availability can do wonders in social situations, so save pursuers the trouble by sporting Sexuality Cufflinks ($175). Made from sterling silver, both links feature a knob — one letting you select your availability status (single, married, desperate, divorced, available, or adulterous), the other your orientation (straight,... [More]

Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo

Take a break from the over-produced world of studio recordings and step inside the mind of a songwriter with Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo ($13). Much more than a collection of Weezer demos, Alone is unrehearsed, raw, and features a low-fi sound that reminds us more of All-Time... [More]

TearDrop iPod Water Resistant Speaker

Take your Creedence-and-Chiodos playlist everywhere — even the shower — with this TearDrop iPod Water Resistant Speaker ($58). It runs on batteries and can be used with nearly any iPod. Available in light blue, orange, or white.... [More]

KEF Wireless Audio System

We're all about ditching wires, but unfortunately most wireless speakers either lack performance or end up needing more wires than their wired alternatives. The KEF Wireless Audio System ($600) lets you use your existing speakers wirelessly, supplying 50 watts of power to each speaker, ensuring top-notch sound with HFADPCM technology,... [More]

Movado Series 800 Tom Brady Watch

When you're the best player on the best team in NFL history, you tend to get lots of special edition products named after you. Like this Tom Brady Limited Edition Movado Series 800 Watch ($2,500). Inspired by the quarterback's "impeccable timing on the field," this Swiss-made timepiece features a textured... [More]

Offshore Sailing School

Tired of leaving all the high-seas adventure to the Jack Sparrow types? Get your bareboat certification by taking the Fast Track to Bareboat Cruising course from Offshore Sailing School ($TBA). The nine-day course offers instruction in the first three levels of sailing certification necessary to charter your own bareboat (US... [More]