Keep your most sacred files close at hand with an Olinari Sterling Silver Dog Tag ($244-$274). Available in several different styles, the sterling silver dog tags come on a 24-inch chain and hold an included 2GB Sony Micro Vault Drive.... [More]

The "Check Engine" light has long been a thorn in the side of car owners, requiring an expensive trip to the garage to get rid of it. The Actron PocketScan Diagnostic Code Reader ($40) lets you retrieve trouble codes from... [More]

The X-Files Ultimate Collection ($165) will have you wanting to believe all over again. The 61-disc set includes all 9 seasons of the sci-fi hit, along with the theatrical X-Files movie, and tons of special features. It's pretty much the... [More]

Science meets home decor in the Airswitch 1 Lamp ($85). Designed to look like a laboratory flask, the lamp lets users move their hand over the top to turn the light on and off, and raising or lowering of the... [More]

UFC fighters have finally gotten a book that's as hardcore as they are. Weighing in at over 50 lbs. and measuring 20 x 26 inches, Octagon ($2,500-$7,500) is a monster of a book containing over 800 photos of UFC glory... [More]

The Tommy Bahama 'On the Flip Side' Shirt ($100) is a great addition to your wintertime wardrobe. Available in four different colors, each one reverses to a versatile dark heather grey, and is made from super-soft cotton. The half-zip mock... [More]

We're not actually pirates, but we do enjoy our rum. Made from fresh cut estate-grown blue cane, Depaz Blue Cane Rhum ($42) is quickly becoming one of our favorites. Selected as one of Wine Enthusiast's top 50 spirits of 2007,... [More]

The Alu Sled ($610) will save your ass, literally. Sporting a lightweight aluminum frame, this high-tech sled features an ergonomically designed polycarbonate seat, polyethylene runners, and a strategically placed shock absorber to keep you (and your back and bottom) from... [More]

You can never have too many unauthorized pop culture tees. One of our favorite new places to stock up is Mini Cassette. They've got all the fanboys covered with horror, sci-fi, and gaming tees ($22). Some of our favorites feature... [More]

We all know that the best part of being a spy is the gadgets. The Incredible World Of Spy-Fi: Wild and Crazy Spy Gadgets, Props, and Artifacts from TV and the Movies ($8) offers a look at the best of... [More]

Cog up your crib with this unique Oblong Gear Clock ($125). The industrial time teller features a column of working, rotating gears covered with a rectangular piece of glass marked with the necessary increments of time.... [More]

One of our main complaints with Bose's home theater offerings has been their weak built-in DVD players. The Bose Lifestyle V30 Home Theater System ($3000) solves this problem by ditching the built-in player for the combination of a hide-away media... [More]

Created in honor of the 50th anniversary of Riedel's workshop in Tyrol, Austria, the Riedel Tyrol Wine Decanter ($160) is not your ordinary piece of glass. It's designed to appear as if it's resting on its side, and it chimes... [More]

They're going for upwards of two grand on eBay, but you can get an exact, Marilyn-rific reproduction for a lot less. The Playboy December 1953 Reprint ($25) lets you own the first issue of Playboy ever, with every article, advertisement... [More]

As you might have noticed, we've got a soft spot for pirate-themed goods. So it's not surprising that we're digging this Swarovski Skull Pocket Watch from ToyWatch ($850). The plastic-cased watch features a crystal pave dial and loads of crystals... [More]

Part Rubik's Cube, part hieroglyphics, The ISIS ($200) has been called "the most difficult puzzle ever." Each handcrafted aluminum orb features a unique set of etched hieroglyphics which must be positioned — using 10 encrypted clues as a guide —... [More]

According to the alternate history accompanying this tee, Abraham Lincoln brought the country together during the zombie crisis of 1864, fighting the hoards of undead with his own hands. Buy the Abe Zombie Hunter T-Shirt ($19), which commemorate his selfless... [More]

Williams-Sonoma claims that these apples grow to a circumference of up to 17-inches. While we're a little frightened at the possible genetically-engineered girth, that's mighty impressive. After they're picked in the fall, the Colossal Caramel Apples ($22) are rushed to... [More]

Tear up the trails in the hardcore 2008 Polaris Ranger RZR (starting at $10,300). With 800cc's of power, this two-seater side by side powerhouse has a top speed of 55 mph. The RZR's rear-mounted engine gives a lower center of... [More]

Legendary filmmaker John Ford made, amazingly, over 50 films for Twentieth Century Fox from 1920 through 1952. To celebrate this success, the studio has released Ford At Fox: The Collection ($225), which includes 24 movies, including classics like The Grapes... [More]

While we tend to think the $3.99 gas station aviators are the best, these Dior Homme Aviator Sunglasses ($225) are looking pretty awesome too. With a black frame and dark UV400 lenses, the Italy-made shades have just the right amount... [More]

Give your favorite communist friend the gift they've always wanted with this Kozik Joseph Stalin Bust ($200). Available in army green and limited to just 50 pieces worldwide, this rotation-molded vinyl bust features Frank Kozik's trademark cigarette hanging from its... [More]

Traverse the hillside in style this winter on the Peak Sled ($300). Crafted from ash wood, this modern German-made sled is designed for both performance on the slopes and for display back at the lodge. Other features include brown polypropylene... [More]

Just when we had given up on our discs saying anything besides "TDK" or "Memorex", someone comes out with an actual working CD/DVD printer. The Dymo DiscPainter ($280) prints 600 dpi graphics directly onto your CDs and DVDs in about... [More]

While not the first thing we'd think of when asked to decorate our desk, there's no doubting the manliness of a speed bag in your work area. The Everlast Desktop Speed Bag ($32) is a 15-inch-tall, vintage-looking bag with a... [More]

Using a Smart Clapper to control your lighting is like using a rock to control your computer. If you want superior control over your lighting, check out the Lutron Maestro IR Dimmer w/Remote ($38). This in-wall wonder lets you customize... [More]

We all know about common male mistakes, and we're all guilty of making them from time to time. Mistakes Men Make ($11) is a guide to avoiding these chick-flick cliches, packed with tips and do's and don'ts, covering everything from... [More]

It's time you stopped pouring out your leftover wine. The world's first decanter with vacuum sealing, the Metrokane V1 ($74) will keep your favorite bottle fresh until the next pouring. The 52-ounce handblown crystal decanter comes with a vacuum stopper... [More]

Every week, artist Joe Suta creates three 4'x3' paintings, depicting a mashup of Threadless' winning T-shirt designs from that week, for their Chicago store. As new paintings are created, the old ones are sold online as Threadless Display Art. Priced... [More]

If you really like your porn, upgrade your viewing experience with the FyreTV ($TBA). This set-top box offers DVD-quality live adult TV, along with a healthy library of film titles, streaming all content over the internet to your TV. No... [More]

While it took years to finally get TV's favorite animated family to the big screen, it only took a few months for The Simpsons Movie ($16; $28 on Blu-ray) to hit your screen at home. Filled with laughs, the movie... [More]

Get ready for the next giant retro robot movie with a sweet pair of these Reebok Voltron Shoes. Take your pick from: Reebok Voltron Pack Court Victory - Black Tiger ($125), Reebok Voltron Pack Insta Pump Fury - Red Tiger... [More]

The Duck Bill Money Clip ($33) may just be the best money clip we've ever tried. Crafted of spring tension steel in the good ol' U.S. of A., the Duck Bill can hold quite a bit of stuff — like... [More]

Boldly go where no geek has gone before by ordering all of these Star Trek DVD sets. Start things off with Star Trek The Original Series - The Complete Seasons 1-3 ($176). Follow that Kirk goodness up with Star Trek:... [More]

It's going to take a lot for us to put down our Dysons, but the Halo UV-ST Ultraviolet Vacuum ($500) sure makes a convincing argument. It's the first vacuum to use UV-C light to kill unseen bacteria and germs hiding... [More]

As stocking stuffers go, there's few cooler than the Plantarium Single Vial Garden Lab ($10). This slender test tube features a nutritive and non-toxic gel created in collaboration with NASA scientists that allows you to watch your plant grow, both... [More]

For a handsome watch on the cheap, check out this Timex Retrograde Black Dial Watch ($100). Boasting a versatile stainless steel bracelet and case, the watch features day of the week and calendar dials, Quartz movement, and water resistance up... [More]

It's not easy trying to eyeball drink measures, so ditch your two-sized jigger for one that covers all the bases. The Cube Jigger ($20) is an aluminum, square-shaped jigger with the six most common liquid measures represented on the six... [More]

Set to debut at the Detroit Auto Show next month, the Land Rover LRX Concept is a mix of one part hybrid-coupe and one part Battlestar-SUV. The compact, 3-door LRX sports an ultra modern design — a reimagining of Land... [More]

If you sweat anything like Scott Van Pelt, you're probably in need of something stronger than the average stick. Gillette Clinical Strength ($6) is an anti-perspirant deodorant that provides 34% better wetness protection than a prescription product, according to the... [More]

Designed by master beltsmith Jon Wye, this Argyle Leather Belt ($100) will have you rocking the preppy-punk look like a pro. The handmade belt comes in several different buckle options.... [More]

We'd like to think that Uncrate can provide you with plenty of inspiration for creating your own man-area, but a little help never hurts. ManSpace: A Primal Guide to Marking Your Territory ($17) is filled with multiple examples from five... [More]

Looking for a touch screen alternative to the iPhone? The Samsung Armani P520 ($770) is a good candidate, with a 2.6-inch display, Bluetooth 2.0 and A2DP, a 3.15 megapixel camera with flash, microSD storage, and Tri-Band GSM with EDGE. Of... [More]

Perfect for an entryway, the ceramic Hookbox ($98) is a combination hook and storage container for mail and other small stuff. It's available from Design Within Reach in white with black or red inside. [via]... [More]

Keep your King Cobra cool to the last drop with a 40 oz Cozy ($9). Constructed of neoprene with a possible gang-related design, the super size cozy has a handle for making your favorite malt treat even easier to handle.... [More]

Hold your own unholy family holiday this year with some National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation gear. First up, for the true Clark fan, is the authentic Griswold Chicago Blackhawks Jersey ($170). While sporting the big double zero, don't forget to share... [More]

This airplane-inspired cocktail shaker goes above and beyond the call of duty. The Dual-Fuel Cocktail Shaker ($100) features a nickel-plated stainless steel and brass body, with two slide-off wings that double as flasks. Now you can shake up your favorite... [More]

Despite many guys' love of sports, invariably some go misunderstood as we bask in the glories of our professional sports heroes. The Sports Book ($24) names itself "The definitive guide to every sport," and it doesn't disappoint. Containing rules and... [More]

Ditch the nasty USB dongle that comes with most wireless mice with the Logitech VX Nano Cordless Laser Mouse ($53). It comes with a tiny nickel-sized dongle that stores inside the mouse for travel, and features a frictionless scroll wheel,... [More]

Nike isn't exactly known for bootmaking, but its Air Goadome Boot ($150) looks to change that. It features a full-length Air-Sole unit to keep your feet comfortable, metal hardware, a solid rubber outsole with a lug pattern for increased traction,... [More]

Getting stranded somewhere is never pleasant, but with the Eton Voice Link Radio ($150), you'll at least have some piece of mind. The compact voice link AM/FM radio offers two-way talk via any Family Radio Service-enabled device, receives both General... [More]

With the release of Season 4 ($49) this month on DVD, we figured it was a good time to remind you that if you're not watching The Wire, you're simply an idiot. The gritty and brilliant Baltimore crime drama makes... [More]

Whether you're framing your new "Man Room" addition or just hanging some new artwork, these sleek Douglas Hammers ($60-$70) will do the job. Designed for pro carpenters and do-it-yourselfers alike, the hammers feature an exclusive H2IT (Head-Handle Interface Technology), which... [More]

You're never too old to give your buddies a scare or to impress a young lady with a killer trick. Tricks to Freak Out Your Friends ($10) includes 50 "rude, sick, and mind-blowing stunts" that will surely get you some... [More]

Hold your own drinking olympics with this Ice Luge ($24) from Urban Outfitters. Fill the mold up with water and pop it in the freezer. When the competitors arrive, just belt out the national anthem, bust out the drink luge,... [More]

If, for some reason, you don't own any of Radiohead's first seven albums, do yourself a favor and pick them up in one of three Limited Edition Sets ($70-$165). Choose from a 7-disc CD Box Set ($82), a DRM-free Digital... [More]

Looking for a way to make your own evil creations a reality? The Desktop Factory 125ci 3D Printer ($5000; pre-order) is a microwave-sized box that builds robust models, layer by 0.010-inch layer, out of composite plastic powder. It can make... [More]

Being successful as a pirate was as much about sailing as it was about looting and pillaging, and to be a good sailor, you've got to know where you're going. The Pirate Scope ($70) is much like the ones used... [More]

Never get bitched at again over your stray whiskers in the bathroom. The Philips Norelco T980 Rechargeable Turbo Vacuum Trimmer ($40) offers powerful suction — it even has a turbo button to boost fan speed — so that everything gets... [More]

Thankfully, this is one Titanic that doesn't involve Celine Dion. The Titanic-DNA Watch ($TBA) is a limited-edition timepiece made using materials recovered from the sunken oceanliner. Available in several different versions, our favorite is the "extreme rusted steel," with its... [More]

We love adjustable lighting, but it's not often you find it in such a nice-looking package. The Cubix Lamp ($75) is a 10.6-inch tall lamp that has wooden frames, which function as both the frame of the lamp and as... [More]

Benjamin Moore Aura Paint ($55) isn't just paint, it's paint reinvented. Fully washable in any sheen, it features breakthrough ColorLock technology where pigments are microscopically bonded to dry paint film, allowing it to completely obscure dark colors in one coat,... [More]

Puma's Giftbot brings us these winterific El Roo sneakers ($85). Adopting the rubber band from the Puma El Rey shoe, the El Roo will keep your toes warm as you venture out for some holiday shopping thanks to a faux... [More]

Did you know that the series finale of M*A*S*H was, and still is, the most watched TV show of all time? Yep, it's true. Now you can own that episode and about 250 others in the M*A*S*H - Martinis and... [More]

Ditch your heavy commuter bike and lighten up with the Dahon MU SL Folding Bicycle ($1000). At only 19.4 lbs, it's the world's lightest production folding bike, and boasts tons of features like custom-drawn Sonus tubing, a Syntrace VRO adjustable... [More]

If you're going to smoke, at least do it in style. Designed by Achille Castiglioni, the Alessi Spirale Ashtray ($100) is a classy alternative to your normal butt repository, made from polished steel, and featuring a "spirale" for holding your... [More]

There's really not much to an external hard drive — they're made up of just a couple of parts — so there's no reason to buy one that looks like the radiator off the Millennium Falcon. LaCie's new Hard Disk... [More]

Pay tribute to the legendary George Carlin and his seven dirty words with this 14-disc DVD set. George Carlin: All My Stuff ($180) includes all 12 of his HBO standup specials, which span almost 30 years. You'll get every last... [More]

From the T-shirt gods at American Apparel comes this roomy Vinyl Weekender Bag ($54). The duffle-style bag is perfect for those casual trips down to Vegas or to the Cowboys game.... [More]

Part of Asics' limited edition Rakugaki series (Rakugaki is Japanese for "doodle"), the Asics Onitsuka Tiger Samatore ($110) are one of the most unique pairs of sneakers you could buy this year. The kicks sport a graph paper-like upper with... [More]

These days, it's hard to find new indie bands with an original sound — but that's exactly what you'll find on Leaves in the River by Sea Wolf ($11). The band's first LP is filled with interesting arrangements, elegantly descriptive... [More]

This Absinthe Fountain ($400) is the closest you'll get to having a real European absinthe experience at home. Designed to let you serve the drink the way it was enjoyed by Van Gogh and Picasso, the fountain is handmade from... [More]

We're all for two-in-one tools, and this OXO Wine Stopper/Pourer ($11) looks to be a great one. The gadget quickly switches from being a wine stopper to a dripless pourer with the pull of its small lever. As a bonus... [More]

If you're tired of waiting for your favorite bar or park to get Wi-Fi, do something about it and build a long-distance wireless network yourself. Using advanced mesh routing technology to increase range and network capacity, the Meraki Mini ($50)... [More]

Back to the Future fans, your day has arrived. The Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Replica ($220) is a high-tech recreation of the heart of Doc Brown's time machine, featuring full lighting effects and adjustable power settings. Each 16-inch... [More]

With snow blanketing the upper midwest and east coast this week, it looks like it's finally time to tell you about the Snowmaster Snow Scoop ($100). This 56-inch long and 24-inch wide helper has a 4-inch wheel on the back... [More]

From the mind that brought you The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Knocked Up comes a raunchy, heartfelt coming of age story. Superbad ($23) stars Arrested Development standout Michael Cera and Jonah Hill as a pair of pals who embark on a... [More]

Whether you're unsure which cologne to buy or buying a gift for a particularly picky friend, you can't go wrong with the Sephora Scent Sampler Set ($50). The set includes sample-sized bottles of several colognes, including Ermenegildo Zegna ZegnaIntenso, Lacoste... [More]

If you plan on spending a lot of time in the wilderness this winter, consider strapping on the Timberland HT2 Outdoor Performance Watch ($345). The watch looks great, boasting a black dial with silver colored numerals and hands and a... [More]

The Shun U2 Ultimate Utility Knife ($100) is a rugged, all-purpose knife with a combination straight-scalloped blade that can perfectly slice everything from tomatoes to bread. The U2 sports a Damascus-look, VG-10 steel blade that's clad with 16 layers of... [More]

Add some functional, earth-friendly furniture to your home with the Modern Bamboo Becca Stool ($490-$510). This stylish stool can function as extra seating or as a side table, and since it's made from bamboo, it has less impact on the... [More]

For a less sporty and more suit-y look, this special edition Adidas Zodiak sneaker ($80) will do just fine. From Adidas' Materials of the World series, this shoe features a Prince of Wales check trimmed in black suede.... [More]

It's about time the gingerbread house got an extreme makeover. The Modern Gingerbread House ($80) is a 50's-style version of the classic, complete with a garage and rock garden. It comes assembled and ready to eat, but will last up... [More]

Bust out the mullets and the Pabst, and crank it up to eleven: Heavy Metal ($55) is a four-disc, limited edition box set covering the history of the genre. Tracks from Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Queensryche,... [More]

Finally, someone combined an arcade-style gaming machine with the frosty goodness of a kegerator to create a gaming-and-boozing powerhouse. The Gamerator ($4000; pre-order) includes a Windows XP machine pre-loaded with more than 150 licensed classic arcade games, as well as... [More]

The Thirst Mutilator is making the jump from the big screen to your local 7-Eleven. As you'll recall, Brawndo was the sports drink that replaced water, even for crop irrigation (it's got what plants crave!), in Mike Judge's cult hit... [More]

Now that you've got your Purus Vodka and the whole party is ready to test it out, you're not going to want to mix martini after martini using only your frail, schoolboy arms. Instead, bust out the Waring Pro Martini... [More]