If you're looking for a watch that's a little more subdued but still packs some style, check out the numberless Vestal Plexi Watch. Available in silver/white ($250), silver/black ($255) and gold/woodgrain ($275), the watch offers three chronographs, a date window,... [More]

This premium organic vodka comes from a company you wouldn't expect — Anheuser-Busch. But it isn't targeted at Bud drinkers. Cultivated without pesticides or commercial fertilizers, Purus Vodka ($35) uses crystalline water from the Alps and is made with locally... [More]

While it might not be as lively as the real-life wizard's chess from Harry Potter, the Wobble Chess Set ($265) is sure to add a little life to the motionless game of chess. Designed by Adin Mumma and made from... [More]

Looking for a all-in-one that isn't a Mac? Set your holiday-season shopping sights on the Gateway One (starts at $1300). Inside its sleek silver and black enclosure lies an Intel Core 2 Duo processor, at least 2GB of memory, a... [More]

Indulge yourself with these awesome Seven Deadly Sins Plates ($250). The black plates feature the famous seven deadly sins — lust, envy, greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, and pride — in gold-tone lettering. As a bonus, they come in a funeral-worthy... [More]

Bring the master of custom-made bikes to your coffee table with Jesse James & His Beautiful Machines ($47). Along with the West Coast Choppers kingpin and his gorgeous bikes, this hardcover features photo after photo of the motorcycle making process... [More]

Perturbed by all the craptastic tape dispensers out there, London-based designers Daniel Black and Martin Blum decided to make one that was a little more hardcore. Their retro-styled Heavy-Weight Tape Dispenser ($60) has a 3-pound cast zinc body that's heavy... [More]

We don't like hunting, but we don't particularly like deers either. So it's rather odd that we're digging this tee from Uncrate sponsor Ten Bills. The Paint By Numbers T-Shirt ($10) comes in your choice of three stag colors.... [More]

Ditch the plastic controller for a real instrument, like this Blackbird Rider Acoustic Guitar ($1600). The carbon fiber unibody is 30 percent smaller than a traditional acoustic, making it more portable and keeping the weight down to 3 pounds. Other... [More]

Pottery Barn might be the last place you'd think to shop for an iPod accessory, but nevertheless, its Piedmont iChair ($1500) is a classic, deep-seated leather chair with speakers built into the wings for playing music from any portable player.... [More]

Not all of us are cut out for camping in the traditional sense, as sleeping on the ground can induce some nasty visions of bugs and small animals crawling around your domain. The super-awesome Treetent ($50,000) solves this problem by... [More]

Alongside the Garbage Pail Kids in the pantheon of questionable children's toys from long ago sit the Madballs ($6). These super-gross bouncy balls are being re-issued with the original designs, including Skull Face, Screamin' Meemie, Slobulus, Hornhead, and Bash Brain... [More]

If you caught Live Free or Die Hard in theaters this summer, you might have been disappointed by the lack of "adult" content in the PG-13 release. Fear not, John McClane and his "Yippee-ki-ay Motherf#@$er" motto is back in the... [More]

Oregon Scientific's Daylight Projection Clock ($130) displays the time and temperature on any flat surface in any lighting condition, automatically adjusting its built-in projector depending on how bright it is in a room. In addition to precise atomic time and... [More]

A perfect desktop companion, the igrobot ($13) is half robot, half earth. He comes with peat and seeds, and will keep growing even after you give him a little trim. And after your fat cat has eaten all the grass,... [More]

You wouldn't expect the second most powerful production car in the world to run on E85 ethanol fuel, but the Koenigsegg CCXR Special Edition ($2.3 million) does exactly that. Its twin-supercharged 4.7L V8 makes an ass-kicking 1018 horsepower, enough to... [More]

Back in the day, there really wasn't much to lust after gadget-wise besides the latest and greatest digital watch. That's why retro watches like the Limited Edition Casio G-shock DW5025B-7V ($130) hold a spot in most guys' hearts. This classic... [More]

Return to the world of Twin Peaks, Washington with Twin Peaks - The Definitive Gold Box Edition ($75). This ten disc set includes every episode from the show's two season run, including the pilot in both domestic and international forms,... [More]

Whether you're needing a cheap gift for a friend, or have a hard time remembering which side is for which part, this Assface Soap ($6) will do the trick. As you might have guessed, the bar has "Face" on one... [More]

Just because your bag can power your army of gadgets doesn't mean it has to look like something from outer space. The Noon Solar Logan Bag ($412) has a solar panel on the inside and an excellent leather and hemp... [More]

Protect your noodle while practicing your Backside 720 in one of these Ruroc Snowboarding Helmets ($390). Available in black, red, green, brown, white and pink, the helmet is actually a complete head protection system with integrated goggle and mask.... [More]

If you're looking for something more substantial than your current messenger bag, check out this Salvatore Ferragamo Textured Leather Briefcase ($1800). This classically-designed bag sports high-end pebbled leather on the outside, and features two main interior compartments, two zippered pockets,... [More]

The king of all mob movies gets the royal treatment in The Annotated Godfather: The Complete Screenplay ($20). A fully authorized, annotated, and illustrated edition of the complete screenplay, this tome includes more than 200 pictures from the film, along... [More]

Get the classic martini shape without the tall, unstable glass with the InsideOut Martini Glass Set ($55). In addition to the added stability of the two included glasses, the design is visually interesting, and provides function as well: it helps... [More]

This may officially signal the end for the blazer-and-hoodie duo, but for anyone who wants the look without the fuss, the Volcom Ransom Hooded Twill Blazer ($85) will do perfectly. It features a finely striped black blazer with a matching... [More]

Because you never bought it "just for the articles," you can now page through more than 600 beauties inside Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds ($315). Starting with Marilyn herself, this huge collector's edition book has every centerfold from every issue, presented... [More]

Bask in your eternal team colors in one of these officially-licensed Major League Baseball Urns and Caskets ($TBD). Sure, it's a little morbid, but we bet at least a couple of you Sox or Yankee fans are bookmarking this page... [More]

The Bushwood Bucket Hat Gift Pack ($90) is the ultimate gift for any Caddyshack fan, including a replica of Spackler's bucket hat, a Bushwood gopher head cover, three Bushwood orange golf balls, four naked lady tees, and a copy of... [More]

Although "Two-Face" might be more fitting than "SlimBlade," the Kensington SlimBlade Media Mouse ($55) is cool by any name. This portable wireless mouse features a scroll ball and normal mouse buttons on one side, then flips over to reveal an... [More]

If you're looking for the most high-end shaving experience you can get, check out the Fusion Chrome Power Shaving Set ($325). It combines The Art of Shaving's Fusion Chrome Power Razor with a chrome razor and brush stand and one... [More]

Wouldn't it be nice if you could buy a luxury sedan with muscle car horsepower that's still good to Mother Nature? That's precisely what you get with the 2008 Lexus LS 600h L (starting at $104,000). Powered by a 5.0-liter... [More]

This modern-cut suit has a unique reverse stripe pattern that will help you stand out a bit at the office. The aptly named Marc by Marc Jacobs Reverse Stripe Suit (jacket $398; trousers $238) comes in separate pieces in case... [More]

If you're anything like us, your green thumb is actually a nasty shade of brown. The Thirsty Light ($10) can help this problem. The digital plant moisture sensor continuously checks the soil conditions, testing the moisture level every second. A... [More]

In need of a new home for your laptop? The Working Class Heroes Felt Laptop Sleeve ($49) is a good option, made from soft, water-repellent 3mm grey German felt, and finished with two snaps for closure and Austrian leather accents.... [More]

A relic from when MTV actually aired programming worth watching, the Unplugged series was a showcase of terrific performances from a number of high-profile artists, perhaps none more legendary than Nirvana: Unplugged in New York ($12). Finally available on DVD,... [More]

Sick of trying to get downloaded movies from your computer to your TV? Vudu ($400) eliminates the middleman by connecting directly to its companion service's catalog of over 5000 films, available to both rent or own. Along with the expected... [More]

Designed by Red Wing exclusively for J.Crew, these Red Wing Rugged Classic Boots ($200) offer a nice mix of looks and utility. Skinned with either Red Wing's exclusive Briar Oil Slick leather or with a rough copper leather, the boots... [More]

Whether you want a beam powerful enough to melt through plastic, or just need something to light up the night sky, the Hercules 400 Laser ($3000) will get the job done. This handheld laser is capable of all sorts of... [More]

You can't get much more undude than being one of the undead. Go Ape Shirts combines two of our all-time favorite things with the Dawn of the Dude T-Shirt ($18). The Big Lebowski-zombie mash-up tee definitely wins the award for... [More]

While it's not the sleekest looking gadget out there, Amazon's new Kindle ($400) may finally make eBooks mainstream. The portable reading device uses free, built-in EVDO wireless to download digital books, magazines, newspapers and blogs for reading on the go.... [More]

Face it — your backup data isn't going to do you any good if both your computer and your backup hard drive are stuck in a house fire. Fix the situation and give yourself some peace of mind with the... [More]

If you just can't get enough of Duct Tape-based projects, check out Ductigami: The Art of the Tape by Joe Wilson ($10). It contains 18 highly-detailed projects, all of which can be made almost entirely out of the ubiquitous sticky... [More]

The winter sports season is quickly approaching, so start gearing up with these I/O Snow Goggles from Smith Optics ($160). They boast full interchangeability, a rimless design, a spherical, Carbonic-X lens, and a QuickFit strap adjustment system. Whether you're sledding,... [More]

This isn't just some cheap, gas station-bought bottle opener. Using four-century old Nambu Tekki techniques, this Crow Bottle Opener ($25) is made by artisans of northern Japan who turn iron ore into something special to open your Heinekens with.... [More]

The best part of Grindhouse was quite possibly the faux trailers — especially the one Eli Roth did for the fake slasher film Thanksgiving. Wear this Grindhouse Thanksgiving T-Shirt ($18) next Thursday and you can you show your support for... [More]

This Peter-approved DVD set includes Family Guy Vol. 1 (Seasons 1 & 2), Vol. 2 (Season 3), Vol. 3 (Season 4, Part 1), Vol. 4 (Season 4, Part 2), and Vol. 5 (Season 5, Part 1), as well as the... [More]

You've heard the stories. Now it's time to have your own Turducken ($65). For those not in the know when it comes to edible fowl, the Turducken is a holiday masterpiece that includes a semi-boneless turkey stuffed with a deboned... [More]

We've featured plenty of DIY stuff here at Uncrate, but never DIY speakers. The JVC-Victor SX-WD1KT Wood Cone Speaker Kit ($370) is exactly that, allowing you to make the speakers yourself, out of the included solid cherry cabinets, 8.5cm wood... [More]

Make sure your pooch has as much fun on your afternoon picnics as you do with the Charlybox ($60). Split into halves, the 'box uses one half as a two-liter canteen, while the other features two bowls for water and... [More]

According to footwear history, the first Air Max shoe was released way back in 1987. Celebrate its 20th birthday with the retro replica Nike Air Max 1 ($95). Sporting a slick gray and teal color scheme, the trainer has all... [More]

If you're looking for a new phone with features rivaling the Nokia N95 but in a more pocket-friendly size, look no further than the Nokia N82 ($650). It packs in a 5-megapixel Carl Zeiss autofocus lens and xenon flash with... [More]

Get a jump start on spreading your holiday cheer with these 2007 Holiday Cards from Redbean Design ($18/box of 12). Featuring one of nine terrific modern designs, the 5.25-inch square cards are printed with environmentally responsible inks on premium matte... [More]

As the weather gets cooler, it's a good idea to have some more upscale long-sleeved crewnecks around to wear alone, or for layering underneath another shirt or jacket. The Abercrombie Sargent Pond Crewneck ($50) is one option, made from soft... [More]

You're not a pro Beer Pong player until you roll up with your own customized balls from Adam's Balls. A perfect match for the Official Beer Pong Table, and the most intimidation money can buy, these Custom Beer Pong Balls... [More]

Be ready for any disaster with the Eton FR300 Emergency Crank Radio ($50). When the power goes off, you can use this self-powered radio to listen to AM or FM (local news or insane right wing pundits), NOAA (weather information... [More]

The biggest problem with fire extinguishers might be that they're never around when you need them, since their looks demand placement in a cabinet, closet, or garage. Except for the HomeHero Fire Extinguisher ($TBA). With sleek, modern styling and ergonomics... [More]

Help feed the hungry while staying warm in this Labels Are For Jars John Varvatos Skullcap ($20). It's part of the Labels Are For Jars project, which raises money to help feed hungry people living in Lawrence, MA, one of... [More]

With the rate of technology adoption ever increasing, it's a wonder we haven't seen this already. The Gibson Robot Guitar ($TBA; Dec. 7) carries the tagline "All you have to do is play it." With a revolutionary mix of on-board... [More]

House your iPhone in urban style with one of nine new MonsterL-R-G iPhone Cases ($50). The cases, the first collaboration between the two companies, are fashioned from leather or nylon and feature a detachable keychain and an ultra-soft Kolon Chamude... [More]

Vegas rock boys The Killers are back with a great compilation of B-sides, rarities and remixes. Some of the standouts on the 17-track Sawdust ($10) include "Shadowplay" (a Joy Division cover), "Tranquilize" (a new song recorded with Lou Reed), and... [More]

You've got to hand it to Microsoft — they're working hard at making the Zune platform as cool as possible. Their latest effort is the Zune Originals collection. Basically, they've partnered with a bunch of artists from all over the... [More]

Need a less-frustrating place to store your change than an old-school piggy bank, or dreadful electronic change organizer? The Bankabank ($12) looks to be a nice, modern alternative to both. It features two slots (one on top, one on the... [More]

Show off your inner geek at the most formal of events with these Computer Key Cufflinks ($70). Available in "Esc/Ctrl" or "Help/Delete", these sterling silver cufflinks look like their generic keyboard equivalents, and feature a power icon on the back... [More]

Designed for the Honda Racing F1 team, this Seiko Sportura Watch ($488) is a great companion to a more dressy, boardroom-style watch. The sporty watch is water resistant to 100 meters and offers alarm function and chronograph markings, non-reflective sapphire... [More]

Become a deadly assassin in the Holy Land of 1191 AD in Assassin's Creed ($60/360 or PS3). Incredibly detailed with historically-accurate models of Jerusalem, Damascus, and Acre, the game features an open level design, high-concept story, and plenty of fighting... [More]

The North Face 485 Collection has all the performance and dependability the company is known for, only these jackets are street-style instead of slope-style. The high-end 485 jackets ($700-$1200) offer fabric tech like Primaloft insulation and waterproof Gore-Tex, while high-grade... [More]

The holiday season is hectic enough as it is, so why not ditch the traditional whole turkey for this Turkey Roulade with Cranberries from Dean & Deluca ($80). This "turkey roll" is packed with a filling that combines the best... [More]

If your local Starbucks is too far away, or if you're just too tired (or lazy) in the mornings to make it out of the house, bring barista-quality espresso home with the Starbucks Sirena Espresso Machine ($415). Designed by BMW... [More]

The show about nothing finally gets the royal treatment with this 32-disc collection featuring all nine seasons. Seinfeld - The Complete Series ($206) also comes with a great coffee-table book, originally produced for the cast and crew of the show,... [More]

This industrial-style workstation would work great for your main desk or for an extra work space. The Go-Cart Desk ($150) sports rugged metal construction with mandarin orange paint and four commercial grade wheels.... [More]

The Duncan Metal Zero Yo-Yo ($40) will have you Walking the Dog and Rocking the Baby like a pro. Made of brushed aluminum, this 2.25-inch yo-yo comes with two sets of spacers, a long and short axle, and three hardcore... [More]

If you're ready to take your game to arena status, you best be ordering yourself one of these sweet React Guitar Wireless Controllers ($60). Designed for the PlayStation 2 versions of Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero 2, the controllers come... [More]

Leave it to a retired guy to make the rap album of the year. Loosely based on the movie of the same name, American Gangster by Jay-Z ($10) is self-described "black superhero music," with lots of funk-era samples, pounding bass,... [More]

Even crazier than Confederate's Wraith motorcycle, the Renovatio (Latin for "Rebirth") concept sports a minimalist-industrial look that lacks a traditional frame and puts everything out on display like a drunk stripper. But it doesn't just look like a Satan-approved machine,... [More]

Bring the chopsticks and noodle experience home with the Udon Noodle Bowl ($26) by Flavour Design. The handmade ceramic bowl is microwave and dishwasher safe, and is designed to fit perfectly in the palm of your hand. Included chopsticks keep... [More]

You might think of cardigans as apparel for older men, but keep in mind: with age comes wisdom. Hence our recommendation of the Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan ($395). Its blend of alpaca and wool is sure to keep you warm... [More]

Whether you were a patriotic G.I. Joe or wanted to rule the world with the evil Cobra forces, you've gotta love the 25th Anniversary Cobra Set and 25th Anniversary G.I. Joe Set ($25/each). These glorious retro figures are re-imagined versions... [More]

If you have as much love for your kicks as we do, think about picking up a Jason Markk Premium Sneaker Solution Set ($25). It includes an 8 oz. bottle of Premium Sneaker Solution, good for over 50 cleanings, and... [More]

Spice things up this holiday season with these fiery limited edition chip flavors, found in the Kettle Brand People's Choice IV: Fire and Spice Party Pack ($15). Endure such flavors as Wicked Hot Sauce, Mango Chili, Jalapeno Salsa Fresca, Orange... [More]

Cut down on the noise with the new MOTOPURE H12 Bluetooth Headset ($TBA; Dec. 2007). Motorola's first headset with its audio-enhancing CrystalTalk technology, the H12 utilizes two microphones and makes it possible to have normal convos in noisy environments (like... [More]

Those of you out there who'd like to know more about the amazing story of Pixar would do well to check out To Infinity and Beyond: The Story of Pixar Animation Studios ($47; pre-order). Primarily written by Karen Paik, this... [More]

If you're a fan of the original CamelBak Water Bottle, odds are you'll love the new CamelBak Performance Water Bottle ($8). The new vessel has the same bite valve technology as the original, but features improvements like a bike cage-compatible... [More]

Looking for a more elegant alternative to the Murphy Bed? The Zoom-Room (starting at $7000) offers similar functionality in a more polished, usable form. A touch of the included wireless remote sends the premium latex mattress and German-designed slatted frame... [More]

You may not have been around in 1967, but you still have no excuse not to have seen this classic. Nominated for seven Academy Awards, The Graduate - 40th Anniversary Collector's Edition ($17) lets you watch Dustin Hoffman's mother-daughter love... [More]

Just like your grandpappy's, these John Varvatos Transitional Readers ($275) have lenses that automatically darken to sunglasses. They're available in antiqued silver or gold frames, and fold flat to fit in an included pocket-size brown leather case.... [More]

Finally, an umbrella that reminds you to bring it along before you need it. The Ambient Forecasting Umbrella ($100) is a 58" dual-canopy umbrella with a "gust buster" design, push-button opening, and one killer feature: a built-in wireless transmitter that... [More]

We've long been fans of simple bracelets, and the new Tiffany Paloma's Groove Surfer Bracelet ($150) is one of the best we've seen. Made from rubber with a Sterling silver clasp, it combines sport and elegance in a rare manner.... [More]

Taking the traditional pop-up book to a whole new level, the Book of Lights ($95; pre-order) is a linen-bound book with a functional, pop-up lamp inside. Available with a traditional Lampshade or Parisian Streetlamp inside, this is one book that's... [More]

You can thank Nine Inch Nails mastermind and well-known record label hater Trent Reznor for letting you download this awesome album from spoken-word hip-hop artist Saul Williams for free. The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust, described by Williams as... [More]

Navigate the winter darkness with this Lightsaber-like LED flashlight. Created by a team of American aerospace engineers, European artists and Swiss craftsman, the Lumencraft GatLight V3 Titanium Flashlight ($395) features titanium and carbon fiber structural components, an integrated lithium battery,... [More]

Need something to hold that Maldon English Sea Salt you just ordered? Whip out your credit card again and get yourself one of these Annie Michaud Salt Containers ($62). Five crayon colors available.... [More]

Pay your respects to the Wampa with the Farewell To Arms T-Shirt ($18). Featuring the most popular appendages lost in all six Lucas sagas, the tee is perfect for anybody who knows exactly why you shouldn't vacation on Hoth.... [More]

Not much to say about this one. Starting next Tuesday, you'll be able to buy all 21 Bond films in one box. The James Bond Ultimate Collector's Set ($200) includes 42 discs of pure 007 — 21 movies and 21... [More]

This limited edition set of liquor-inspired scents will hopefully have you smelling like your respected grandfather and not the tubby drunk on the corner. Each fragrance in the Jack Black Well Stocked Bar Set ($55) can be worn individually or... [More]

Inspired by the ancient Roman wall-building technique known as "opus incertum," the Opus Shelving System ($450) will have your crib looking like a palace in no time. The durable shelving is made from 100% recyclable polypropylene — the same material... [More]

We don't cover a lot of software here at Uncrate, but we'd be remiss if we didn't tell you about Roxio Popcorn 3 ($50). We've been testing it out for the last few weeks, and color us impressed: its mix... [More]

Whether you host a lot of gatherings or just have a hungry crew full-time, this Double-Deck Pizza Oven ($250) will let you do double-duty on the pies with minimal effort. It features upper heating elements, sliding, stainless-steel shelves, two pizza... [More]

Looking for a pen that stands out from the crowd, but doesn't compromise on performance or comfort? Check out the Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen ($150). It features a soft rubber-like material "where finger meets pen," accepts standard... [More]

As we've pretty much confirmed, Uncraters are a drinking bunch — so it only makes sense to mention The Wedge ($13). These rubber bottle-stacking props make sure that your stash of Grolsch doesn't end up rolling around your fridge, and... [More]

With the release of Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray, it only makes sense for Spidey-Fans (get it?) to upgrade the rest of their webslinger film collection. Spider-Man - The High Definition Trilogy ($65) includes all three Spider-Man installments, all on Blu-Ray... [More]